Rare Gems (sm)
              By David Wright

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen...  The
world's climates are changing, the mammals
are taking over and we all have a brain about
the size of a walnut.  --Dinosaur speaker,
"The Far Side"

If I had my life to live over, I'd live over
a delicatessen. --Unknown

First of all, Mr. Hawkins, let's put the gun
down...  I would guess it's an itchy trigger
finger, but I want to take a closer look.
--Dermatologist, "The Far Side"