Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
Assistant Data Processing Manager
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
Talks with God
Senior Systems Analyst
Leaps short buildings with a running start and good wind
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if special request is approved
Systems Analyst
Bearly clears a quonset hut
Loses tug of war with locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Talks with God only when spoken to
Lead Programmer
Makes high marks on wall when trying to leap over tall buildings
Is run over by locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury
Dog paddles
Talks with animals
Senior Programmer
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls
Maintenance Programmer
Falls over door step when trying to enter tall buildings
Says "look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself
Programmer
Lifts up buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off their tracks
Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a glance
He is GOD!!!
