I Write The Code By UltraSoft
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(to be sung to the tune of "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow)
I write the Code that makes the data flow,
I write the Code that makes the system go.
I write the Code that makes the whole world sing,
I write the Code, I write the Code.
I write the Code that makes the disk go 'round,
I write the Code that makes us I/O bound.
I write the Code that makes the young girls cry,
I write the Code, I write the Code.
I write the Code that makes the system slow,
I write the Code that makes the fuses blow.
I write the Code that makes the whole world sing,
I write the Code, I write the Code.
(interlude)
My software makes it fun,
Well that's a real great way to run.
It's for me; It's from you;
It's for you; It's from me;
It's one computing family...
I write the Code that makes IBM look good,
It never runs quite the way that it should.
I write the Code that makes us wonder why,
I write the Code, I write the Code.
I write the Code that puts us all at risk,
I write the Code that trashes every disk.
I write the Code that causes pain and grief,
I write the Code, I write the Code.
I write the Code that alters time and space,
I write the Code that comes in second place.
I write the Code that opens whole new doors,
I write the Code, I write the Code.
