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\___ \ / _` | '_ \ / _ \ | '_ \ / _` | '__/ _ \/ _` / __|
___) | (_| | | | | / ___ \| | | | (_| | | | __/ (_| \__ \
|____/ \__,_|_| |_| /_/ \_\_| |_|\__,_|_| \___|\__,_|___/
ASCII Art from
http://www.network-science.de/ascii/
+-------------------------------------------+
| Game Title: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas |
| Guide Type: FAQ/Walkthrough |
| Platform: PlayStation 2 |
| Version: 1.00 |
| E-Mail: rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com |
| First Updated: 15/11/2004 |
| Last Updated: 28/12/2006 |
| FAQ Size: 1628KB |
+-------------------------------------------+
WARNING: This guide WILL contain spoilers, so read at your own risk!
** To jump to a section immediately of instead scrolling through the whole
guide, press Ctrl + F at the same time, and type in the code next to a
particular section to jump straight to it. (E.g. (SAVEH) will take you
directly to the Vehicles section).
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| Table of Contents |
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1. Introduction (SAINT)
2. Controls (SACON)
3. Characters (SACHA)
4. Gangs (SAGAN)
5. Vehicles (SAVEH)
6. Safehouse Locations (SASAF)
7. New Features (SANEW)
A. Statistics (SASTA)
B. HUD (SAHUD)
C. Controls (SACON)
D. Working Out (SAWOR)
E. Clothes (SACLO)
F. Haircuts (SAHAI)
G. Tattoos (SATAT)
H. Girlfriends (SAGIR)
I. Car Modification (SACAR)
I1. Loco Low Co (SALOC)
I2. Wheel Arch Angels (SAWHE)
I3. TransFenders (SATRA)
J. Mini-Games (SAMIN)
K. 2-Player Mode (SAPLA)
L. Turf Wars (SATUR)
8. Weapons Locations (SAWEA)
9. Item Locations (SAITE)
A. Body Armour (SABOD)
B. Cameras (SACAM)
C. Flowers (SAFLO)
D. Parachutes (SAPAR)
E. Police Bribes (SAPOL)
F. Spray Paint Can (SASPR)
G. Fire Extinguishers (SAFIR)
H. Thermal Goggles (SATHE)
I. Two Player Icons (SATWO)
10. Los Santos Walkthrough (SALOS)
A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (SAJOH)
A1. Big Smoke (SABIG)
A2. Sweet & Kendl (SASWE)
A3. Ryder (SARYD)
B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (SASEA)
B1. Tagging Up Turf (SATAG)
B2. Cleaning the Hood (SACLE)
B3. Drive-Thru (SADRI)
B4. Nines and AKs (SANIN)
B5. Drive-By (SADBY)
B6. Sweet's Girl (SASGI)
B7. Cesar Vialpando (SACES)
C. Lance "Ryder" Wilson (SALAN)
C1. Home Invasion (SAHOM)
C2. Catalyst (SACAT)
C3. Robbing Uncle Sam (SAROB)
D. Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris (SAMEL)
D1. OG Loc (SAOGL)
D2. Running Dog (SARUN)
D3. Wrong Side of the Tracks (SAWRO)
D4. Just Business (SAJUS)
E. Cesar Vialpando (SACVI)
E1. High Stakes, Low Rider (SAHIG)
F. Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross (SAJEF)
F1. Life's A Beach (SALIF)
F2. Madd Dogg's Rhymes (SAMAD)
F3. Management Issues (SAMAN)
F4. House Party (SAHOU)
G. C.R.A.S.H. (SACRA)
G1. Burning Desires (SABUR)
G2. Gray Imports (SAGRA)
H. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (2) (SASJO)
H1. Doberman (SADOB)
H2. Los Sepulcros (SALSE)
H3. Reuniting the Families (SAREU)
H4. The Green Sabre (SATGR)
11. Badlands Walkthrough (SABAD)
A. C.R.A.S.H. (2) (SACSH)
A1. Badlands (SABLA)
B. Catalina (SACTL)
B1. First Date (SAFDA)
B2. Tanker Commander (SATAN)
C. The Truth (SATTR)
C1. Body Harvest (SABHA)
D. Cesar Vialpando (2) (SACVP)
D1. King In Exile (SAKIN)
E. Catalina (2) (SACLA)
E1. First Base (SAFBA)
E2. Against All Odds (SAAGA)
E3. Gone Courting (SAGON)
E4. Small Town Bank (SASMA)
E5. Made In Heaven (SAMIH)
E6. Local Liquor Store (SALLI)
F. Cesar Vialpando (3) (SACEV)
F1. Wu Zi Mu (SAWUZ)
F2. Farewell, My Love (SAFAR)
G. The Truth (2) (SATHT)
G1. Are You Going to San Fierro? (SAARE)
12. San Fierro Walkthrough (SASAN)
A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (2) (SACCJ)
A1. Wear Flowers In Your Hair (SAWEF)
A2. 555 We Tip (SAWET)
A3. Deconstruction (SADEC)
A4. Back to School (SABAC)
B. Courier Missions (SACOU)
B1. Big Smoke's Cash (SABIS)
B2. Yay Courier (SAYAY)
C. Triad Missions (SATRI)
C1. Photo Opportunity (SAPHO)
C2. Jizzy (SAJIZ)
D. Jizzy (SAJIY)
D1. T-Bone Mendez (SATBO)
D2. Mike Toreno (SAMIK)
E. Wu Zi Mu (SAWZI)
E1. Mountain Cloud Boys (SAMOU)
E2. Ran Fa Li (SARFA)
E3. Lure (SALUR)
E4. Amphibious Assault (SAAMP)
E5. The Da Nang Thang (SATDA)
F. Triad Missions (2) (SATMI)
F1. Outrider (SAOUT)
G. C.R.A.S.H. (3) (SACRH)
G1. Snail Trail (SASNA)
H. Triad Missions (3) (SATRM)
H1. Ice Cold Killa (SAICE)
H2. Pier 69 (SAPIE)
H3. Toreno's Last Flight (SATOR)
H4. Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom (SAYKA)
I. Cesar Vialpando (4) (SACVO)
I1. Zeroing In (SAZER)
I2. Test Drive (SATES)
I3. Customs Fast Track (SACUS)
I4. Puncture Wounds (SAPUN)
J. Zero's RC Missions (SAZRC)
J1. Air Raid (SAARA)
J2. Supply Lines (SASUP)
J3. New Model Army (SANMO)
13. Desert Walkthrough (SADES)
A. Mike Toreno (SAMTO)
A1. Monster (SAMON)
A2. Highjack (SAHJA)
A3. Interdiction (SAITD)
A4. Verdant Meadows (SAVDM)
B. Abandoned Airfield (SAABA)
B1. Learning to Fly (SALEA)
B2. N.O.E (SANOE)
B3. Stowaway (SASTO)
B4. Black Project (SABLP)
B5. Green Goo (SAGRE)
14. Las Venturas Walkthrough (SALAS)
A. Four Dragons Casino (SAFDC)
A1. Fender Ketchup (SAFEN)
A2. Explosive Situation (SAEXP)
A3. You've Had Your Chips (SAYOU)
A4. Don Peyote (SADON)
B. Mafia Missions (SAMAF)
B1. Intensive Care (SAINC)
B2. The Meat Business (SATME)
C. Four Dragons Casino (2) (SAFDR)
C1. Fish In A Barrel (SAFIS)
D. Mafia Missions (2) (SAMMI)
D1. Freefall (SAFRE)
E. Madd Dogg (SAMDO)
E1. Madd Dogg (SAMDG)
F. C.R.A.S.H. (3) (SACRS)
F1. Misappropriation (SAMIS)
F2. High Noon (SAHIN)
G. Mafia Missions (3) (SAMAM)
G1. Saint Mark's Bistro (SASAI)
H. Robbery Missions (SARMI)
H1. Architectutal Espionage (SAARC)
H2. Key to Her Heart (SAKEY)
H3. Dam and Blast (SADAM)
H4. Cop Wheels (SACOP)
H5. Up, Up and Away! (SAUPU)
H6. Breaking the Bank at Caligula's (SABRE)
I. Four Dragons Casino (3) (SAFOD)
I1. A Home in the Hills (SAAHO)
15. Return to Los Santos Walkthrough (SARET)
A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (3) (SACJO)
A1. Vertical Bird (SAVBI)
A2. Homecoming (SAHOC)
A3. Cut Throat Business (SACUT)
B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (3) (SASSJ)
B1. Beat Down on B-Dup (SABEA)
B2. Grove 4 Life (SAGRO)
C. Carl "CJ" Johnson (4) (SACAC)
C1. Riot (SARIO)
D. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (4) (SASES)
D1. Los Desperados (SALDE)
D2. End of the Line (SAEND)
16. Gang Tags Locations (SAGTL)
17. Photo Ops Locations (SAPOL)
18. Horseshoe Locations (SAHOL)
19. Oyster Locations (SAOYL)
20. Unique Jumps Locations (SAUNI)
21. R3 Missions (SARMS)
A. Burglary (SABGL)
B. Firefighter (SAFIF)
C. Freight Train (SAFRT)
D. Paramedic (SAPAR)
E. Pimping (SAPIM)
F. Taxi Driver (SATAX)
G. Vigilante/Brown Thunder (SAVIG)
22. Schools (SASCH)
A. Bike School (SABIK)
A1. The 360 (SA360)
A2. The 180 (SA180)
A3. The Wheelie (SATHW)
A4. Jump and Stop (SAJUM)
A5. The Stoppie (SATST)
A6. Jump and Stoppie (SAJAS)
B. Boat School (SABSC)
B1. Basic Seamanship (SABAS)
B2. Plot A Course (SAPLO)
B3. Fresh Slalom (SAFSL)
B4. Flying Fish (SAFLY)
B5. Land, Sea and Air (SALAN)
C. Driving School (SADSC)
C1. The 360 (SAT36)
C2. The 180 (SAT18)
C3. Whip and Terminate (SAWAT)
C4. Pop and Control (SAPOP)
C5. Burn and Lap (SABAL)
C6. Cone Coil (SACCO)
C7. The 90 (SAT90)
C8. Wheelie Weave (SAWHW)
C9. Spin and Go (SASPI)
C10. P.I.T. Manoeuvre (SAPIT)
C11. Alley Oop (SAALL)
C12. City Slicking (SACIT)
D. Pilot School (SAPIL)
D1. Takeoff (SATAK)
D2. Land Plane (SALPL)
D3. Circle Airstrip (SACIR)
D4. Circle Airstrip and Land (SACAL)
D5. Helicopter Takeoff (SAHEL)
D6. Land Helicopter (SALHE)
D7. Destroy Targets (SADTA)
D8. Loop the Loop (SALOO)
D9. Barrel Roll (SABRO)
D10. Parachute Onto Target (SAPAO)
23. Challenges (SACHL)
A. Ammu-Nation Challenge (SAAMM)
A1. Pistol Challenge (SAPCH)
A2. SMG Challenge (SASMG)
A3. Shotgun Challenge (SASHO)
A4. AK-47 Challenge (SAAKC)
B. BMX Challenge (SABMX)
C. Lowrider Challenge (SALOW)
D. Chilliad Challenge (SACHC)
D1. Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route (SASCO)
D2. Birdseye Winder Yellow Route (SABWY)
D3. Cobra Run (SACRU)
E. RS Haul Missions (SARSH)
F. NRG Challenge (SANRG)
G. Valet Parking Missions (SAVAL)
H. Beefy Baron Challenge (SABEE)
24. Stadium Events (SASTE)
A. 8-Track (SATRK)
B. Blood Bowl (SABLO)
C. Dirt Track (SADIR)
D. Kickstart (SAKIC)
25. Courier Missions (SACMI)
A. Los Santos Courier (SALSC)
B. San Fierro Courier (SASFC)
C. Las Venturas Courier (SALVC)
26. Quarry Missions (SAQUA)
27. Import/Export (SAIMP)
28. Race Tournaments (SARTS)
A. Los Santos Race Tournament (SALSR)
B. San Fierro Race Tournament (SASFR)
C. LV Airport Race Tournament (SALAR)
D. LVA Freight Depot Race Tournament (SALFD)
29. Triathlon Races (SATRR)
A. Beat the Cock 1 (SABTC)
B. Beat the Cock 2 (SABTC)
30. Radio Station Scripts (SARSS)
A. Bounce FM Lyrics (SABFM)
B. CSR 103.2 Lyrics (SACSR)
C. K-DST Lyrics (SAKDS)
D. K-Jah West Lyrics (SAKJA)
E. K-Rose Lyrics (SAKRO)
F. Master Sounds 98.3 Lyrics (SAMAS)
G. Playback FM Lyrics (SAPFM)
H. Radio Los Santos Lyrics (SARLS)
I. Radio X Lyrics (SARAX)
J. SF-UR Lyrics (SASFU)
K. WCTR Script (SAWCT)
31. Glitches & Secrets (SAGAS)
A. Glitches (SAGLI)
B. Secrets (SASEC)
32. Easter Eggs (SAEAS)
33. 100% Checklist (SA100)
34. FAQ (SAFAQ)
35. Email Policy (SAEMA)
36. Version History (SAVHI)
37. Copyright (SACPY)
38. Credits (SACRE)
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|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 1. Introduction (SAINT) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Welcome to my Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas FAQ/Walkthrough. As you can see
from the table of contents, this will be a very big FAQ, so it will take some
time to get through everything. I hope this walkthrough will help you with
whatever you need help on. I've tried to add everything here but if there is
something missing, let me know and I will try to help you. I will also add it
here for future reference. Enjoy the guide!
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 2. Controls (SACON) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Note: Controls taken from the game manual.
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: On Foot | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Button | Button Effect |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Triangle Button | Enter vehicle, activate mini game, |
| | secondary attack, pick up object |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| O Button | Attack/Fire Weapon |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Hold) | Run |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Tap) | Sprint |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Square Button | Jump/Climb/Block |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L2 Button | Cycle Weapon Left |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button | Centre Camera/View Stats/Fire Weapon |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R2 Button | Cycle Weapon Right |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R1 Button | Target |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L3 Button | Crouch |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Select Button | Camera Modes |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Start Button | Pause Menu |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R3 Button | Look Behind |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Up Directional Button | Gang Active Mode |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Down Directional Button | Gang Passive Mode |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Directional Button | Talk Positive Response |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Directional Button | Talk Negative Response |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Analog Stick | Camera Movement |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Analog Stick | Character Movement |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: Bicycle | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Hold) | Pedal |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Tap) | Pedal Faster |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button | Bunnyhop |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button (Hold and Release) | Bunnyhop Higher |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: In Vehicle | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Triangle Button | Exit Vehicle |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| O Button | Vehicle Weapon/Nitrous |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button | Accelerate |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Square Button | Brake/Reverse |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L2 Button + R2 | Look Left/Look Behind |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button | Vehicle Weapon/Nitrous |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R2 Button + L2 | Look Right/Look Behind |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R1 Button | Handbrake |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Analog Stick | Vehicle Steering/Camera |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Up Directional Button | Cycle Radio Stations |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Down Directional Buttons | Cycle Radio Stations |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Directional Button | Trip Skip |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L3 Button | Horn |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Select Button | Camera Modes |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Start Button | Pause Menu |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R3 Button | Odd Job Mission Trigger |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Analog Stick | Turret Control/Manual Camera/Change |
| | Cinematic Camera |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: First Person Shooting | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| O Button | Shoot |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L2/R2 Button | Zoom In/Zoom Out |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button | Shoot |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Analog Stick | Move Scope/Aim |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Analog Stick | Move Scope/Aim |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R1 Button | (Let go to return to normal control) |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L3 Button | Crouch |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: Swimming | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| O Button | Dive Underwater |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Hold) | Sprint (Swim Faster) |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Tap) | Super Sprint |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Square Button | Jump |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Triangle Button | Enter Vehicle |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Hold) | Swim Toward |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button (Tap) | Sprint (Swim Faster) |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Analog Stick | Swim Direction (Rotation Only) |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: Helicopter | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R2 Button | Rudder Right |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L2 Button | Rudder Left |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button | Ascend |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Analog Stick | Pitch/Roll |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Square Button | Descend |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L3 Button | Hover |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button | Primary Weapon |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Analog Stick | Turret/Camera |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Controls: Plane | |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| R2 Button | Rudder Right |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L2 Button | Rudder Left |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| X Button | Thrust |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Square Button | Reverse Thrust |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Left Analog Stick | Pitch Roll |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| L1 Button | Primary Weapon |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| O Button | Alternate Weapon |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------|
| R3 Button | Raise/Lower Landing Gear |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
| Right Analog Stick | Turret/Camera |
+----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 3. Characters (SACHA) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
NOTE: This section contains spoilers!
Carl "CJ" Johnson
=================
Returned to San Andreas after spending five years in Liberty City. He is back
for his mum's funeral, but is framed for homicide by two corrupt cops on his
arrival. Carl decides to stay in San Andreas and help his gang get their
respect back.
Voiced by: Chris Bellard (a.k.a. Young Malay)
Sean "Sweet" Johnson
====================
CJ's brother and runs the Orange Grove Families. He blames CJ for the tragic
death of their younger brother, Brian. Sweet wants to get drugs off the street,
and stop the wars between the gangs.
Voiced by: Faizon Love
Lance "Ryder" Wilson
====================
Ryder has recently got involved with Tenpenny and Pulaski, the two corrupt cops
that frame CJ for homicide on his return to San Andreas. He is a Syndicate
member and is sometimes involved in certain drug transactions that take place
around San Fierro.
Voiced by: MC Eiht
Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris
=========================
Also involved with Tenpenny and Pulaski. He loves food, and has recently moved
away from OGF territory and purchased a house in Ballas territory in Idlewood
with some money he says he inherited from his dead aunt.
Voiced by: Clifton Powell
Kendl Johnson
=============
CJ and Sweet's sister. Sweet is not happy about Kendl going out with Cesar, a
lowrider from the Southside.
Voiced by: Yo Yo
Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross
======================
A terrible rapper recently released from prison. He thinks he is great at
rapping and believes he is "gangster". He asks CJ to steal Madd Dogg's lyrics
book to advance his own career.
Voiced by: Jonathan Anderson
Cesar Vialpando
===============
A lowrider from the Southside who is dating CJ and Sweet's sister, Kendl. He
helps CJ by offering him opportunities in illegal street races.
Voiced by: Clifton Collins Jr.
Frank Tenpenny
==============
One of the two corrupt cops that frames CJ for homicide on his arrival back
in San Andreas. He works alongside Eddie Pulaski. He forces Big Smoke to sell
out the OGF and uses CJ to take care of important witnesses who can give
evidence against him.
Voiced by: Samuel L. Jackson
Eddie Pulaski
=============
The second of the two corrupt cops that frame CJ for homicide. You are forced
to kill Pulaski after he tries to kill you.
Voiced by: Chris Penn
Officer Hernandez
=================
Forced into a corrupt life by Tenpenny and Pulaski, Officer Hernandez follows
alongside Tenpenny and Pulaski and is eventually killed by Pulaski in the
desert.
Voiced by: Armando Riesco
Madd Dogg
=========
Madd Dogg is a recording artist who lives alone in his mansion in Vinewood;
Los Santos. He doesn't go out much, and is sent to rehab after his drinking
problems spiral out of control and he almost commits suicide.
Voiced by: Ice T
Catalina
========
Catalina was originally in GTA III. She lives in a cabin in Fern Ridge and
eventually moved to Liberty City with the GTA III guy.
Voiced by: Cynthia Farrell
Wu Zi Mu (a.k.a. Woozie)
========================
Wu Zi Mu is a blind Triad leader who owns a betting shop in Chinatown. You
first meet him during the mission "Wu Zi Mu" in the Badlands. He helps you
track down the Syndicate members in San Fierro.
Voiced by: James Yaegashi
Zero
====
Zero owns the RC Shop in Garcia and knows a lot about miniature toy planes
and electronics. He once beat his rival, Berkley, in a science fair and has
since been humiliated and haunted by him.
Voiced by: David Cross
The Truth
=========
The Truth owns a weed farm in the Badlands. He is forced to destroy it when
the police discover it. He moves to San Fierro with CJ and helps him to set
up his garage there.
Voiced by: Peter Fonda
Jizzy B
=======
Jizzy runs the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant Bridge in San Fierro. He is
a Syndicate member and is in charge of the drug transactions that take place.
Known affiliates are T-Bone Mendez, Mike Toreno and Ryder.
Voiced by: Charlie Murphy
Mike Toreno
===========
Toreno is another Syndicate member who works alongside Jizzy B and T-Bone
Mendez. You are forced to kill him as he tries to escape San Fierro in a
helicopter.
Voiced by: James Woods
T-Bone Mendez
=============
Another Syndicate member. You are forced to kill him during a drug transaction
at Pier 69. Known affiliates are Jizzy B, Mike Toreno, and Ryder.
Voiced by: Kid Frost
Ken Rosenberg
=============
Ken Rosenberg owns the Caligula's casino in Las Venturas. He went into rehab
after his drug problems spiralled out of control. He moved to San Andreas after
the mob took over his businesses in Vice City.
Voiced by: William Fichtner
Salvatore Leone
===============
Salvatore owns the Caligula's casino in Las Venturas with Ken Rosenberg. He
is in the middle of a war with the Forelli and Sindacco families. He sends
CJ on a trip back to Liberty City to kill the head of the Forelli family.
Voiced by: Frank Vincent
Kent Paul
=========
Kent Paul was originally in Vice City with Tommy Vercetti. CJ picks him and
Maccer up in the desert after they get left behind during a tour.
Voiced by: Danny Dyer
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 4. Gangs (SAGAN) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
It was suggested to me that I make a Gang section describing each gang in San
Andreas, and here it is. I will add the name of the gang (of course), and other
information such as gang colours, gang leader, the weapons they carry and the
territory they can be found in, followed by a short description of each gang.
Gang: Orange Grove Families
Colour: Green
Gang Leader: Sean "Sweet" Johnson
Territory: Ganton, Playa del Seville
Weapons: Pistol, SMG
Description: This is your gang and the first part of the game is spent earning
your respect on the street back, and getting the Ballas and the drugs off the
street. Recently, the Temple Drive Families and Seville Boulevard Families went
their separate ways and left the Grove.
Gang: Temple Drive Families
Colour: Green
Gang Leader: Sean "Sweet" Johnson
Territory: Ganton, Playa del Seville
Weapons: Pistol, SMG
Description: The Temple Drive Families are constantly fighting the Seville
Boulevard Families. Although both gangs are from Grove Street, they still don't
see eye to eye. They recently went their seperate ways with the Seville
Boulevard Families and left the Grove.
Gang: Seville Boulevard Families
Colour: Green
Gang Leader: Sean "Sweet" Johnson
Territory: Ganton, Playa del Seville
Weapons: Pistol, SMG
Description: The Temple Drive Families are constantly fighting the Seville
Boulevard Families. Although both gangs are from Grove Street, they still don't
see eye to eye. They recently went their seperate ways with the Temple Drive
Families and left the Grove.
Gang: Rollin' Heights Ballas
Colour: Purple
Gang Leader: Kane?
Territory: Idlewood, Jefferson, Glen Park
Weapons: Pistol, Micro-SMG
Description: The Ballas are your sworn enemy throughout most of the game. Once
you leave Los Santos, the Ballas will be stronger if you return before the
storyline reaches a certain part. They are responsible for the drugs on the
streets and the drugs have ruined most of Grove Street.
Gang: Los Santos Vagos
Colour: Yellow
Gang Leader: Big Poppa
Territory: Las Colinas, East Beach
Weapons: Pistol, Tec-9
Description: The Los Santos Vagos teamed up with the Ballas and took over most
of Los Santos. Once you leave Los Santos, the Vagos will be stronger if you
return before the storyline reaches a certain part. They are responsible for
the drugs on the streets and the drugs have ruined most of Grove Street.
Gang: Varrios Los Aztecas
Colour: Cyan
Gang Leader: Cesar Vialpando
Territory: El Corona
Weapons: Pistol, Tec-9
Description: CJ and Sweet's sister Kendl is dating the gang leader of the Az-
tecas (thanks to Crash_test200 for correcting this), Cesar Vialpando. Cesar
joins up with CJ and has to move out of Los Santos with Kendl after Ballas and
Vagos take over his neighbourhood. Even though you are friends with Cesar, the
Aztecas will still shoot you if they see you.
Gang: San Fierro Rifa
Colour: Blue
Gang Leader: Unknown
Territory: Garcia, Doherty
Weapons: Pistol
Description: Not a lot is known about this gang. They are known not to mix
with the Vagos but CJ and Smoke spot them making a deal at a train station.
They are often seen hanging around CJ's garage in Doherty, but are not very
dangerous.
Gang: Da Nang Boys
Colour: Brown
Gang Leader: The Snakehead
Territory: Easter Basin, Downtown
Weapons: Pistol, Micro-SMG
Description: The Da Nang Boys have recently moved to San Fierro on board a
tanker with The Snakehead. The tanker holds a container full of immigrants on
board and a large amount of heroin. They are enemies of the Triads.
Gang: Triads
Colour: Red
Gang Leader: Wu Zi Mu
Territory: Chinatown
Weapons: AK-47
Description: The Triads are run by Wu Zi Mu. Woozie becomes a good friend of
yours over the course of the game and gives you useful information on the Loco
Syndicate. Because you are good friends with Woozie, the Triads won't bother
you during the game.
Gang: Mafia
Colour: Grey
Gang Leader: Johnny Sindacco
Territory: Las Venturas
Weapons: SMG
Description: The Mafia own most of Las Venturas and are not pleased when Woozie
opens up the Four Dragons Casino there. They do whatever they can to sabotage
his plans. You start working for the Mafia in order to learn about Caligula's
Palace casino without causing too much suspicion in order to pull off a heist.
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| 5. Vehicles (SAVEH) |
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There are a LOT more vehicles in San Andreas than there were in Vice City, and
there are several new vehicles. You can now fly planes, as well as drive a
number of new vehicles such as tractors, BMX bikes, hotdog vans, and monster
trucks. I have tried to list their parked locations, but if there isn't one I
have stated where they can be found driving around or any missions you can find
them in. Please note that this section is not complete yet and a lot of work
still needs to be put into it.
Admiral
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Usually found driving around Richman in Los Santos.
Alpha
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Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering:
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Sometimes found driving around the Rodeo area in Los Santos.
Ambulance
-----------
Type: Commercial
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found outside any hospital in San Andreas. Press R3 to start
the Paramedic missions.
AT-400
--------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: *
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found in the Las Venturas International Airport.
Baggage
---------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: *
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: You can find these parked in the airports in San Andreas.
Bandito
---------
Type: Recreational
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found during the desert mission "High Noon". The Bandito
spawns on the beach in the Ocean Flats neighbourhood of San Fierro. Go to the
northern most end of the beach (but don't cross into the Palisades neighbour-
hood) and it will be parked next to a wall. There is also a BF Injection spawn
on this beach about in the middle. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this.
Banshee
---------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: *****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ****
Location: You get to drive this car during the Las Venturas Circuit mission
"San Fierro to Las Venturas". I wanted to point out that there is a banshee
parked next to the gym in San Fierro. This is a easier location than trying
to get it during the race. Thanks to LJ for this.
Barracks
----------
Type: Commercial
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: You need to get 6 stars to be able to get a Barracks. A Barracks can
also be found inside the No Fly Zone in the desert. Press the R3 button to
start the Vigilante missions.
Beagle
--------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: *
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found in the San Fierro International Airport.
Berkley's RC Van
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Type: Light Truck/Van
Speed: ?
Handling: ?
Cornering: ?
Damage: ?
Acceleration: ?
Location: These are found in Zero's second mission "Supply Lines..." You can't
drive them, though. Berkley's RC Van can be found near Zero's RC outside of the
mission "Supply Lines". Thanks to Sherry for this.
BF 400
--------
Type: Bike
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found driving all over San Fierro.
BF Injection
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Type: Recreational
Speed: ****
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Spawns outside the Las Venturas stadium in Blackfield on Mondays and
Wednesdays after completing "Dirt Track".
Blade
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Type: Lowrider
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Usually found driving up and down the street outside Zero's RC shop.
Blista Compact
----------------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Usually found driving around outside the hospital in Jefferson.
Bloodring Banger
------------------
Type: Recreational
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: The Bloodring Banger spawns outside the San Fierro stadium after you
complete the stadium mission "Blood Bowl".
BMX
-----
Type: Bike
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: *****
Acceleration: ****
Location: Can be found in the BMX park in Glen Park, or outside Roboi's Food
Market in Conference. Getting on the bikes in these locations start side
missions.
Bobcat
--------
Type: Light Truck/Van
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: Parked under the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos.
Boxville
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Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Parked near some apartments across the road from the Gym in Ganton in
Los Santos after Ryder's first mission "Home Invasion". Press R3 to start the
burglary missions.
Bravura
---------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found driving around Palomino Creek.
Broadway
----------
Type: Lowrider
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Usually found driving around The Strip in Las Venturas.
Brown Streak Engine
---------------------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ****
Acceleration: ***
Location: This train can be found at any train station in San Andreas. Press
R3 to start the Freight missions.
Buccaneer
-----------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found by walking around Easter Basin in San Fierro on foot. It
might take a while to appear, though.
Buffalo
---------
Type: Muscle Car
Speed: ****
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ****
Location: Can be found outside Catalina's cabin in Fern Ridge.
Bullet
--------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: This can be found outside the Driving School once you've got all
Silver medals.
Burrito
---------
Type: Light Trucks & Vans
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: I found some driving around on the east coast of San Fierro, but may
take a while to find. Thanks to rerat for this.
Bus
-----
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: Can be found driving around the Los Santos Airport.
Cabbie
--------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: **
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: If you can't find one of these, take your game back. These are the
same as taxi's and can be found all over San Andreas. Press R3 to start the
Taxi missions.
Caddy
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Type: Recreational
Speed: *
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****
Damage: ****
Acceleration: *
Location: Can be found at any golf club in San Andreas. This is about the loca-
tion of the Caddy at the beginning of the guide. It's not just in golf courses.
Theres a movie studio somewhere in Los Santos where you can find one. And in
between one of the buildings is a shotgun. Thanks to Anonymous Gangster for
this.
Cadrona
---------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: There is one parked inside the parking lot of Interglobal Television
in Vinewood.
Camper
--------
Type: Recreational
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Spawns on the peak of Mt. Chiliad. I've found a place where the
Camper seems to appear a fair amount. They drive around outside the main
entrance to the Farm, where you steal the combine harvester for the Truth.
Thanks to Dave for this.
Cargobob
----------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found at the No Fly Zone in Las Venturas.
Cement Truck
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Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ****
Acceleration: *
Location: The cement truck can be found on the waste grounds behind your garage
in Doherty in San Fierro. You also get to use one of these vehicles in the
Syndicate mission "Deconstruction".
Cheetah
---------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ****
Location: Cheetah's can be found driving around Prickle Pine in Las Venturas.
Clover
--------
Type: Muscle Car
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Usually spawns up and down the Yacht Harbour Pier in Los Santos.
Club
------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Spawns outside Katie's house in Paradiso once you start dating her.
I loaded my game starting from the Four Dragons casino and I saw the Club
parked right near it. However I think that was just luck because several
vehicles spawn there. However if you get your relationship with Millie 50% or
more it'll spawn at her house. Thanks to Tom X for this.
Coach
-------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: *
Damage: ****
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found driving around the Richman area in Los Santos.
Coastguard
------------
Type: Boat
Speed: **
Handling: ****
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found by any docks in San Fierro.
Combine Harvester
-------------------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: *
Handling: **
Cornering: *
Damage: ****
Acceleration: *
Location: Found in the "Body Harvest" mission, given to you by The Truth.
Sometimes spawns in the middle of the meadow opposite the RS Haul compound,
where the Trucking missions are activated.
Comet
-------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: There's a Comet parked outside the Avispa Country Club in San
Fierro.
Cropduster
------------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: *
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found near a shanty in Bone County north of Hunter Quarry.
DFT-30
--------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: *
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: Can be found around the Ocean Docks in San Fierro and around the San
Fierro airport.
Dinghy
--------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Dinghy spawns in three separate locations on the beach south of
Angel Pine. One of them is at the northernmost corner of the beach, the other
two are down the beach at the narrower southern end. There is also a BF
Injection which always spawns on the beach right by the middle one. Thanks to
Jon Wayne for this.
Dodo
------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found at the Los Santos International Airport.
Dozer
-------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Dozer spawns at the bottom of the Quarry once you complete the
Quarry missions.
Dumper
--------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Dumper spawns at the bottom of the Quarry once you complete the
Quarry missions.
Dune
------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Dune spawns outside the Las Venturas stadium after you complete
"Kickstart".
Elegant
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Parked under the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos.
Elegy
-------
Type: Street Racer
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Found driving around Chinatown in San Fierro.
Emperor
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found driving around Ocean Flats in San Fierro.
Enforcer
----------
Type: Commercial
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You need to get 4 stars to be able to get an Enforcer.
Esperanto
-----------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: Sometimes found driving around Flint County.
Euros
-------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found parked by the "Camel's Toe" in Las Venturas.
Faggio
--------
Type: Bike
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: Can be found by the Burger Shot in Redsands East in Las Venturas.
Getting in this vehicle starts the LV Courier mission.
FBI Rancher
-------------
Type: Commercial
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You need to get a wanted level of 5 stars to have a chance of
getting one of these. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions.
FBI Truck
-----------
Type: Commercial
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You need to get a wanted level of 5 stars, to have a chance of
getting one of these. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions.
FCR-900
---------
Type: Bike
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: These can be found all over San Fierro, or one spawns outside Bike
School after you get all Silver medals.
Feltzer
---------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found driving around Downtown in Los Santos.
Firetruck
-----------
Type: Commercial
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found outside any fire station in San Andreas. Press R3 to
start the Firefighter missions.
Flash
-------
Type: Street Racer
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: A rare car sometimes found driving up and down the Yacht Harbour Pier
in Los Santos.
Flatbed
---------
Type: Heavy Trucks & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: *
Cornering: **
Damage: ****
Acceleration: *
Location: Found driving around Las Payasadas in the desert.
Forklift
----------
Type: Light Truck
Speed: *
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: The forklift can be found in Ryder's final mission "Robbing Uncle
Sam". There is a forklift parked outside the sawmill in Angel Pine, opposite
the trailer park.
Fortune
---------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found in the parking lot of the Los Santos Forum.
Freeway
---------
Type: Bike
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: The Freeway can usually be found driving around the countryside.
Try looking around Montgomery or Angel Pine. Will also spawn outside Bike
School after you get all Bronze medals.
Freight
---------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***
Damage: *****
Acceleration: **
Location: A Freight can be found on the train track from Los Santos to San
Fierro, but I haven't found it at a station. Thanks to Sherry for this.
Glendale
----------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: If you look at the map you got with the game and the manual (the
Piece of paper) look for the words Back O' Beyond. The word Back is at the area
where you can find the Glendale. One of the Glendales sort of rolls down the
hill somehow and the other is lying in the ground. Both are severely wrecked
which I thought was kind of cool since they looked like the drivers had been
murdered. Thanks to Tom X for this.
Greenwood
-----------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Found outside Sweet's house in Grove Street in Los Santos.
Hermes
--------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Vagos usually drive these around the East Beach area in Los
Santos.
Hotdog
--------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
During the Syndicate mission "Wear Flowers in Your Hair", Dwaine is driving a
Hotdog Van. You can't drive it though. If you want a hot dog van that you can
drive, first go to the town of Blueberry. Take the road that goes out of town
to the south. Cross the river and take the first right turn. At the next inter-
section that you come to, there will be a hot dog van parked by the side of the
road (you will be going south and the hot dog van will be to your left) that
you can get into and drive. Its always there and comes back if you take it and
leave it somewhere. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this.
Hotknife
----------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: *****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ****
Location: This can be found outside the Driving School once you've got all
Golds. You won't be able to find this anywhere else in the game.
Hotring Racer
---------------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: The Hotring Racer spawns in the corner of the stadium in Los Santos
once you complete the Los Santos stadium mission "8-Track".
HPV1000
---------
Type: Commercial
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: This police bike is just like a taxi - you can find them anywhere.
Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions. You also get to use one in Catalina's
mission "Small Town Bank" in the Badlands and "Cop Wheels" for the Casino heist
in Las Venturas.
Hunter
--------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: **
Location: First, you need to have bought the abandoned airstrip. When you get
all Gold in Pilot School, this will spawn on the helipad. Press R3 to start
the Vigilante missions.
Huntley
--------
Type: SUV
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: This car sometimes spawns in the same place as the Hotknife outside
Driving School.
Hustler
---------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Get your relationship with Denise to 50% and she will give you her
keys to this car.
Hydra
-------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: ****
Handling: *
Cornering: **
Damage: *
Acceleration: **
Location: You get to fly one of these during the mission "Vertical Bird". Also
spawns on the roof of Sweet's house after completing the game 100%.
Infernus
----------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found near Katie's house in San Fierro.
Intruder
----------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: An Intruder can sometimes be found in front of the garage of Madd
Dogg's Crib. Thanks to Sherry for this.
Jester
--------
Type: Street Racer
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around Cranberry Station in San Fierro.
Jetmax
--------
Type: Boat
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Spawns outside Boat School after getting all Gold medals.
Journey
---------
Type: Recreational
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found driving around Mt. Chiliad or anywhere in the country
side. There is also one parked on top of Mt. Chiliad, and several spawn inside
Interglobal Studios in Vinewood, Los Santos.
Kart
------
Type: Recreational
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: You get to drive this Go-Kart during the San Fierro Circuit mission
"Go-Go Carting". Spawns outside Madd Dogg's mansion after completing the
mission "Cut-Throat Business".
Landstalker
-------------
Type: SUV
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: A Landstalker can sometimes be found in front of the garage of Madd
Dogg's Crib. Thanks to Sherry for this.
Launch
--------
Type: Boat
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: **
Location: This is hard to get. You have to enter the restricted naval base in
San Fierro. When you first enter the base, 5 stars will immediately appear. Go
to the Patriot and look around in the covered areas with water coming in. Most
of the time its there. Thanks to rerat for this.
Leviathan
-----------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found at Verdant Meadows after you complete "Up, Up, and
Away!"
Linerunner
------------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: You can find these in any town in the countryside. They are very
common. They are also around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos.
Lowrider Bike
---------------
Type: Bike
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: *****
Acceleration: ****
Location: Lowrider Bikes occasionally spawn in Ganton, Idlewood, or Glen Park.
Thanks to Sherry for this.
Majestic
----------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Parked under the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos.
Manana
--------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You drive a Manana in the mission "Ran Fa Li." Thanks to Sherry
for this.
Marquis
---------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Spawns outside Boat School after you get all Bronze medals.
Maverick
----------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****
Damage: **
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found in the south corner of the Easter Bay Airport in San
Fierro. Also found on the helipad in Bayside Marina.
Merit
-------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: During the Syndicate mission "555 We Tip", the DA that you have to
plant the drugs on is driving one of these.
Mesa
------
Type: Recreational
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Parked somewhere on Mt. Chiliad.
Moonbeam
----------
Type: Light Truck
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around Kings in San Fierro.
Monster
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Type: Recreational
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Monster spawns in the corner of the stadium in Los Santos once
you complete the Los Santos stadium mission "8-Track", and outside Michelle's
garage in Downtown; San Fierro once you start dating her. The monster also
spawns in the trailer park just south of the Flint Intersection. Thanks to Jon
Wayne for this.
Mountain Bike
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Type: Bike
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Parked on the peak of Mt. Chiliad. Getting on the bike in this
location activates the Chiliad Challenge.
Mower
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Type: Light Truck
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found in one of the neighbourhoods in Vinewood in Los
Santos.
Mr. Whoopee
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Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: This rare ice-cream van can sometimes be found by doing Firefighter
missions. Put the fire out first, and then get into the ice-cream van and take
it to your hideout.
Mule
------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos.
Nebula
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Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: I found one driving around outside the hospital near Las Venturas
Airport.
Nevada
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Type: Aircraft
Speed: ****
Handling: **
Cornering: ****
Damage: *
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found in the San Fierro International Airport.
Newsvan
---------
Type: Light Truck
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around the Montgomery Intersection.
News Chopper
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Type: Aircraft
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: You fly a News Chopper in the Airport Checkpoint race "Whirly
Bird Waypoint." Thanks to Sherry for this.
NRG-500
---------
Type: Bike
Speed: *****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ****
Location: Found on the second and top floors of the multi-storey parking lot
in East Beach. Also found by the dry dock in San Fierro, near the Import/Export
Garage. Getting on the NRG at the dry dock will activate the NRG Challenge.
Oceanic
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Found driving along the road that overlooks the ocean near East
Beach in Los Santos.
Packer
--------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can usually be found along the freeway or any wide open roads.
Patriot
---------
Type: SUV
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found driving around Easter Bay Chemicals in San Fierro and
parked inside the No Fly Zone in the desert.
PCJ-600
---------
Type: Bike
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: You get to drive this bike during Big Smoke's first mission "OG
Loc".
Perennial
-----------
Type: SUV/Wagon
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Found in the parking lot of the Santa Maria Beach in Los Santos.
Phoenix
---------
Type: Muscle Car
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You drive this car during the San Fierro Circuit race "San Fierro
Hills".
Picador
---------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Found outside Ryder's house in Grove Street in Los Santos.
Pizzaboy
----------
Type: Bike
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Sometimes found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos.
Predator
----------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: This vehicle is a bit tricky to get hold of. First you need to get
2 stars, and then be in a boat when the police come after you. When the
Predator gets close enough, shoot the cop steering it and jump on board.
Police
--------
Type: Commercial
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***
Damage: ****
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found pretty much anywhere except in the countryside.
Police Maverick
-----------------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: I was using a jetpack trying to find the tag locations and when I
reached the police department in Los Santos I saw the Police Maverick on top.
I think it spawns there from time to time. Thanks to Tom X for this.
Pony
------
Type: Light Truck/Van
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos.
Premier
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Premier car can be found driving around the Temple Pay and Spray,
and near the betting shop in Mulholland. Thanks to Crash_test200 for this.
Primo
-------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: Usually found driving around the Easter Bay Airport in San Fierro.
Quad
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Type: Recreational
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: You get to use this vehicle during the Badlands mission "Local
Liquor Store" with Catalina.
Raindance
-----------
Type: Aircraft
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Can be found in San Fierro International Airport.
Rancher
---------
Type: SUV
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Another common vehicle found driving around between Shady Creeks
and Flint County.
Ranger
--------
Type: SUV
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: These Police SUVs can be found anywhere in the countryside. Press
R3 to start the Vigilante missions.
RC Bandit
-----------
Type: RC Vehicle
Speed: ?
Handling: ?
Cornering: ?
Damage: ?
Acceleration: ?
Location: Zero drives this car during his final mission "New Model Army".
RC Baron
----------
Type: RC Vehicle
Speed: **
Handling: *
Cornering: **
Damage: *
Acceleration: *
Location: You drive this plane in Zero's second mission "Supply Lines..."
RC Goblin
-----------
Type: RC Vehicle
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: You pilot this helicopter in Zero's last mission "New Model Army".
RC Tiger
----------
Type: RC Vehicle
Speed: ?
Handling: ?
Cornering: ?
Damage: ?
Acceleration: ?
Location: Found in Zero's last mission "New Model Army". You can't drive it
though.
Reefer
--------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found in the water around Flint County.
Regina
--------
Type: SUV
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around Ganton in Los Santos.
Remington
-----------
Type: Lowrider
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You can find this car parked at Unity Station where the lowrider
challenges take place in Los Santos.
Rhino
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Type: Commercial
Speed: *
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: *****
Acceleration: *
Location: The Rhino spawns under the bridge near your house in Los Santos after
you complete the game 100%. You can get a rhino tank without completing the
game 100%. Go to the restricted area and there is a small section of barbed
wire fence that you can break through on the narrowest part (southern end) of
the east wall. Break through here and you will see a patriot directly ahead of
you. Past that will be a Cargobob helicopter but don't bother with it because
you will be shot down immediately. Next to the Cargobob are three large
buildings and the rhino is in the last (northern) one. Get in, drive away and
save. I should note that the cops and FBI wont follow you into the restricted
area and I didn't see any soldiers when I was in there, but the cops were all
over me as soon as I went back out in the tank. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this.
Roadtrain
-----------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The roadtrain can always be found at the sawmill in Angel Pine. The
sawmill is across the street (to the northeast) from the ammunation. There is
usually a forklift there also. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this.
Romero
--------
Type: SUV
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found parked outside the cemetery in Palomino Creek.
Rumpo
-------
Type: Light Truck/Van
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: A Rumpo is usually in the Hunter Quarry parking lot. Thanks to
Sherry for this.
Rustler
---------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: First, you need to have bought the abandoned airstrip. When you get
all Bronze medals in Pilot School this will spawn in one of the hangars.
Sabre
-------
Type: Muscle Car
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Sometimes found near Whetstone or the Back O' Beyond.
Sadler
--------
Type: Light Truck/Van
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Just north of Verdant meadows (flight school). A Seasparrow and a
Tropic is located there as well. Thanks to Tom X for this.
Sanchez
---------
Type: Bike
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Can be found in the countryside. Angel Pine, Blueberry and
Montgomery. This bike is also used in Big Smoke's third mission "Wrong Side
of the Tracks".
Sandking
----------
Type: Recreational
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found near "The Big Ear" in Las Venturas.
Savanna
---------
Type: Lowrider
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You use this car during the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet.
You can keep the car after the mission.
Seasparrow
------------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location:
Securicar
-----------
Type: Commercial
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration:*
Location: These are rare but you can sometimes find them around the Ocean
Docks in Los Santos.
Sentinel
----------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Usually parked behind the back of Burger Shot in Verona Beach in
Los Santos.
Shamal
--------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found inside Las Venturas International Airport.
Skimmer
---------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Skimmer is located in the Sherman Reservoir, which is near the
Sherman Dam. That particular river hosts three skimmers, which I could find.
One is right beside a Seasparrow. Thanks to Tom X for this.
Slamvan
---------
Type: Lowrider
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Usually found driving around The Strip.
Solair
--------
Type: SUV
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around outside the Four Dragons Casino in Las
Venturas.
Sparrow
---------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: After completing all of Madd Dogg's missions, it appears on top of his
mansion. Thanks to rerat for this.
Speeder
---------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The speeder is located at the south side of the docks, follow the
beach all the way up, at Palisides and Battery Point. Thanks to Chris Fugitt
for this.
Squalo
--------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Spawns outside Boat School after getting all Silver medals. Also
found in the area under the Garver Bridge. Thanks to Tom X for this.
Stafford
----------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around the Kings area in San Fierro.
Stallion
----------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Usually found in the parking lot opposite Zero's RC shop in San
Fierro.
Stratum
---------
Type: Street Racer
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Usually found driving around Easter Bay Airport.
Stretch
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Parked next to the Pay N' Spray in San Fierro.
Stuntplane
------------
Type: Aircraft
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: First, you need to have bought the abandoned airstrip. When you get
all Silver medals in Pilot School this will spawn in one of the hangars.
Sultan
--------
Type: Street Racer
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around outside the Four Dragons Casino in Las
Venturas.
Sunrise
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Found driving around outside your garage in Doherty; San Fierro.
Super GT
----------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: This can be found outside the Driving School, once you've got all
Bronze medals.
S.W.A.T.
----------
Type: Commercial
Speed: *
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ****
Acceleration: *
Location: Can only be found in the last mission of the game "End of the Line".
Press L3 to use the water cannon or R3 to start Vigilante. You won't be able to
start Vigilante during the mission, though.
Sweeper
---------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: *
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: This can be found under the freeway near the Mulholland Intersection.
Near where you meet Cesar in "The Green Sabre" mission.
Tahoma
--------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Found in the parking lot of the Santa Maria Beach in Los Santos. The
Ballas can also be found driving this car.
Tampa
-------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: You drive a Tampa in the mission "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" and there is one
at the car dealership in Temple, Los Santos. Thanks to Sherry for this.
Tanker
--------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: **
Handling: ***
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: **
Location: Found in Catalina's mission "Tanker Commander". After the mission you
can do Trucking missions.
Taxi
------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: If you can't find one of these, take the game back. These can be
found all over San Andreas. Press R3 to start the Taxi missions.
Tornado
---------
Type: Lowrider
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Ballas drive this car during the mission "Drive-Thru" near the
beginning of the game.
Tow Truck
-----------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks.
Tractor
---------
Type: Heavy Truck & Utility
Speed: *
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: Another vehicle that's usually found around the countryside. Try
looking around Angel Pine.
Trashmaster
------------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: *
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: Trashmasters can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los
Santos.
Tropic
--------
Type: Boat
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: In the area under the Garver Bridge. I found a Squalo there too.
Thanks to Tom X for this.
Tug
-----
Type: Light Truck
Speed: *
Handling: *
Cornering: **
Damage: **
Acceleration: *
Location: Can be found driving around the airports.
Turismo
---------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: Sometimes found driving around The Strip in Las Venturas.
Uranus
--------
Type: Street Racer
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Once you complete the Wang's Autos asset, this car will spawn on the
first floor.
Utility Van
-------------
Type: Civil Servant and Transportation
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos.
Vincent
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found parked in the parking lot next to the hospital in San
Fierro.
Virgo
-------
Type: 2-door Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: The Virgo in GTA: San Andreas can be found driving around Downtown
Los Santos. I found it while I was looking for the Feltzer. The Virgo is a 2
door sedan. Thanks to j8151 for this.
Voodoo
--------
Type: Lowrider
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: Near where you take Cesar's "High Stakes, Low Rider" mission, there
is a Voodoo parked beside one of the houses in that street.
Vortex
--------
Type: Recreational
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: *
Damage: ****
Acceleration: **
Location: You can find this driving around the Marina in Los Santos.
Walton
--------
Type: Light Truck
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: **
Damage: ***
Acceleration: *
Location: Found driving around Whetstone.
Washington
------------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Spawns outside Mike Toreno's cabin in Tierra Robada in the desert
once you start taking missions from him.
Wayfarer
----------
Type: Bike
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: ***
Acceleration: ***
Location: This bike can be found driving through the countryside, but it's not
very common in the small towns.
Willard
---------
Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around Los Santos.
Windsor
---------
Speed: High Performance Sports Car
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Usually found driving around the Mulholland Intersection in Los
Santos.
Yankee
--------
Type: Heavy Truck and Utility
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos.
Yosemite
----------
Type: Light Truck
Speed:
Handling:
Cornering:
Damage:
Acceleration:
Location: Can be found driving around Verdant Bluffs in Los Santos.
ZR-350
--------
Type: High Performance Sports Car
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***
Damage: **
Acceleration: ***
Location: Usually found driving around the Avispa Bell Country Club or
Financial in Downtown; San Fierro. You drive this car during the Badlands
mission "Farewell, My Love..." You don't get to keep the car after the race,
though.
Note: I haven't been able to find any of the vehicles listed below. If anyone
knows the location for them, please let me know.
- Benson
- Previon
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| 6. Safehouse Locations (SASAF) |
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This section is completely different now. Thanks to Menji76 for letting me use
his Property List! I won't answer any emails concerning the Properties since
its not mine. This whole section is from Menji76. Thanks again!
Also note the car numbers that can fit into a garage might be off, since you
can do that trick that let's you put more in than it wants you to have in. I
put a safe number by it since I have had a lot of my cars vanishing by
overstuffing them even though it let me.
I will state this in the guide as well. This is how I classify the cities.
Los Santos - Area up until the water around it
Countryside - Everywhere between Los Santos and San Fierro
San Fierro - The City above the Countryside
Las Venturas - The Rest of the land not mentioned
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LOS SANTOS
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The South-Southeast part of the map, anywhere that you can go at the
start of the game. I say everything south of the river is part of LOS SANTOS
Number of Properties: 8
Number of Bonus Properties: 2
Total Pricing of all Properties: $265,000
Average Price on Property: $33,125
Number of Asset Properties: 2
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PROPERTIES TO BUY
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#1
Location: El Corone
Price: $10,000
Bonus Features: Two car garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#2
Location: Willowfield
Price: $10,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#3
Location: Jefferson
Price: $10,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#4
Location: Verona Beach
Price: $10,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#5
Location: Santa Maria Beach
Price: $30,000
Bonus Features: Four Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
-Note- Four Vehicles
The motorcycles are parked behind the cars, their sides parallel to the rear
bumpers. To prevent disappearances, the cars should be parked so that when CJ
gets out, he actually Ôgets outÕ instead of spawning outside the back of the
car. He should also be able to get back in.
#6
Location: Palomino Creek
Price: $35,000
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete most missions in LS
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#7
Location: Mulholluna
Price: $120,000
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#8
Location: Dillimore
Price: $40,000
Bonus Features: One Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete most missions in LS
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
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BONUS PROPERTIES
________________
#1
Location: Your Starting House
Price: FREE
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage, Video Games, Camera and Spray Can Available
Completion Bonuses: Complete the game 100% to unlock the best vehicles and have
them spawn here.
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: Yes
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: From the start
Description: This is you main place in the game, at the end of Los Santos, you
will do a lot of turf wars and once those get completed you will start gaining
money, but once you leave it goes away. There are also many weapons around and
the two car garage you have with your buddies houses right around. Inside you
got a video game to place and a camera and spray paint upstairs.
#2
Location: Madd Dogg's House
Price: FREE
Bonus Features: Sparrow above, Video Games X3, Pool, Gym, Health, Armor, Night
vision Goggles.
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: Yes
Wardrobe Change: No
Available When: Near the end of the game
Description: This is one of the places you do in the very last part of the game,
you get many missions from here and eventually you can claim it as yours.
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ASSET PROPERTIES
________________
#1
Location: The Johnson House
How to get it as an Asset: Gain enough respect from taking over gang
territories to get it in front of your house.
Max amount of money: $10000 (Fast)
Description: This is you main place in the game, at the end of Los Santos, you
will do a lot of turf wars and once those get completed you will start gaining
money, but once you leave it goes away. There are also many weapons around and
the two car garage you have with your buddies houses right around.
#2
Location: Roboi's Food Mart
How to get it as an Asset: Complete the 4 levels of deliveries
Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow)
Description: In this one you need to deliver various items to customer's to gain
control of the food mart where it will start to make some money.
I found this on the message boards for the location of this place
"hmm, it is in on the very south western edge of Commercial district in Los
Santos, you know that curvy road in the very southern part of Los Santos the
west of the airport? it is kind of northwest of there"
-Just grab the BMX bike
From R. here is another way there.
"it's located on the most southwest part of Commerce, directly southwest from
Pershing Sq. it's on the north side of the block between Conference and City
Hall. you can find it on the poster the game comes with because it's the only
24/7 located within Commerce. driving directions: from the main road exiting
verdant bluffs: turn left then turn right then left again, you should find the
store on the left hand side of the road."
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COUNTRYSIDE
-----------
Southwest-Central part of the map, all the countryside that has no city. I
marked the countryside as any land above the river north of LOS SANTOS.
Number of Properties: 3
Number of Bonus Properties: 2
Total Pricing of all Properties: $140,000
Average Price of Property: $46,666
Number of Asset Properties: 1
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PROPERTIES TO BUY
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#1
Location: Angel Pine
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#2
Location: Blueberry
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#3
Location: "The Farm" Cult Location
Price: $100,000
Bonus Features: Access to farm vehicles and Sanchez
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here
Description: This farm is secluded from the rest of the cities and you will
rarely stop by here. If you happen to then you can take some of the crazy farm
vehicles for a spin or grab the Sanchez and air on of the many jumps here.
________________
BONUS PROPERTIES
________________
#1
Info: Catalina's House
Location: Fern Ridge
Bonus Features: Always a Buffalo car parked by and Shovel opposite
Unlocked: She will call after you have completed one of her four
robberies she let's you choose from
Save: Yes
Insides: No
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: No
Available When: Complete her first mission and she will call
Description: Catalina will want you to complete the other three robberies she
has ready for you. The Buffalo she has parked there is quite fast and is a good
choice for the next races you have to do, also note there is a shovel on the
opposite side of the house for your use.
#2
Info: Trailer Park
Location: Angel Pine
Bonus Features: Always a Sanchez bike parked by
Unlocked: After completing the first part of LOS SANTOS
Save: Yes
Insides: No
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: No
Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here
Description: This becomes your first save house on the new land, Tenpenny tell
you to come here and do some favors for him. There's a Sanchez outside and is
one of the few save houses for quite some time, if you forget about the one down
the street.
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ASSET PROPERTIES
________________
#1
Location: RS Haul
How to get it as an Asset: Complete level 8 of the trucking missions
Available When: Complete the robbery dealing with the trucks
Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow)
Description: Complete Catalina's mission to steal the truck and then complete
all the truck deliveries to unlock this asset property.`
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SAN FIERRO
----------
West-Northwest part of the map, everything that is in the area.
All properties open up when you can completed Truth's second mission
Number of Properties: 6
Number of Bonus Properties: 1
Total Pricing of all Properties: $260,000
Average Price on Property: $43,333
Number of Asset Properties: 4
_________________
PROPERTIES TO BUY
_________________
#1
Location: Dohety
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#2
Location: Hashbury
Price: $40,000
Bonus Features: Three Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: No
Upstairs: Yes
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#3
Location: Queen's
Price: $50,000
Bonus Features: Fortune Car outside
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: This looks like a great place from the front but it's basically a
suite where you get one small room, there is a Fortune outside most of the time
that you can "borrow" for a bit.
#4
Location: Calton Heights
Price: $100,000
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#5
Location: China Town
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#6
Location: Paradiso
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. There are
flowers and a police bribe just south of here.
________________
BONUS PROPERTIES
________________
#1
Location: Dohety (Win from 2nd Race)
Price: FREE
Bonus Features: Four Car Garage (Missions Available)
Save: Yes
Insides: No
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: No
Available When: Complete Truth's second mission
Description: This is your main hangout when you reach San Fierro, Catalina gives
you this deed for winning the race against her and you crew all plans out way to
get money, be ready to come back here a lot and do a lot of missions to upgrade
this place. Be aware it's not safe to store 4 cars in this garage since they can
disappear easily.
________________
ASSET PROPERTIES
________________
#1
Location: Valet Parking (By Big stacked Pizza, NE)
How to get it as an Asset: Complete level 5 of the Valet parking missions.
Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow)
Description: After completing the mission to steal a guy's car. You can return
to the Valet Parking where there will be missions to take the cars that come in
a park them, complete level 5 to gain this place as an asset.
#2
Location: Wang Cars (North of your Garage)
How to get it as an Asset: Complete the missions to steal the cars and it
becomes available.
Max amount of money: $8000 (Medium)
Description: I just heard that you need to complete driving school, this makes
sense since I went and completed it right when I unlocked it. Also you need to
complete most of the San Fierro Missions.
#3
Location: RC Toys
How to get it as an Asset: Complete all three of Zero's missions
Max amount of money: $5000 (Slow)
Description: These three missions are completely options and challenging, but if
you manage to complete them then you can receive money out here, I myself had
very much trouble and can not give my own strategy out simply because I don't
know what I did, please consult the boards to get a good strategy.
#4
Location: Hippy Shopper
How to get it as an Asset: Complete the four levels of deliveries
Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow)
Description: In this one you need to deliver various items to customer's to gain
control of the Hippy Shopper where it will start to make some money.
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LAS VENTURAS
------------
North-Northeast part of the map. Anything that can't be accessed until you get
the call from Toreno.
Number of Properties: 13
Number of Bonus Properties: 2
Total Pricing of all Properties: $314,000
Average Price of Properties: $24,153
Number of Asset Properties: 3
All properties except For; Fort Carson, and both Tierra Robada's
are unlocked after completing pilot school, those three are
unlocked after Toreno call you and you have access to Las Venturas.
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PROPERTIES TO BUY
_________________
#1
Location: Fort Carson
Price: $30,000
Bonus Features: Car Garage
There is also a small set of stairs that leads down to the docks, a speeder
usually spawns there so you can take it for a spin.
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Get a call from the unknown person at the end of SF
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#2
Location: Tierra Robada
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Get the call from the unknown person at the end of SF
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#3
Location: Verdant Meadow (Aircraft Graveyard)
Price: $80,000
Bonus Features: Pilot School, Spawning PCJ 600 and various other
planes and helicopters, Four Car Garage, Hangar up to 50 vechicles (Missions
available)
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: No
Description: After you complete Toreno's first missions at Tierra Robada, he
will tell you to buy this abandoned airstrip north of the army base. After you
complete some more missions for Toreno you get some from Truth where you can get
some cool goodies, and then it will become an asset making money. There is a two
car garage and a plane garage right across to store planes, I also heard that
you can store cars in that plane garage as well.
-Note- Four Vehicles
It lets 4 in and I have never had a vehicle disappear (out of 3
different games) I've had everything from bikes and BF Injections to sports
cars. Even Rangers/police SUV, and they are known for
disappearing. Just my thoughts.
#4
Location: Whitewood Estates
Price: $30,000
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#5
Location: Pilson Intersection
Price: $50,000
Bonus Features: Three Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: Yes
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#6
Location: Redsands West
Price: $30,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#7
Location: Old Venturas Strip
Price: $6,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest
properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage
and hardly any space, still a good place to save.
#8
Location: Rookshore West
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: Two Car Garage
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be
aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear.
#9
Location: Creek
Price: $10,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
#10
Location: The Clown's Pocket (The Ring Master on fold-out map)
Price: $6,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest
properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage
and hardly any space, still a good place to save.
#11
Location: The Camel's Toe
Price: $6,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest
properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage
and hardly any space, still a good place to save.
#12
Location: Pirates in Men's Pants
Price: $6,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest
properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage
and hardly any space, still a good place to save.
#13
Location: El Quebrados
Price: $20,000
Bonus Features: None
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: Yes
Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions
Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and
change your clothes, pretty pointless really.
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BONUS PROPERTIES
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#1
Location: Tierra Robada (Toreno will call you)
Price: FREE
Bonus Features: Spawning Sanchez/Adrimal (Missions available)
Complete all Toreno's Missions to unlock: Spawning; Rocket Launcher, Homing
Launcher, Mini Gun, and Flame Thrower
Save: Yes
Insides: No
Upstairs: No
Wardrobe Change: No
Description: After completing the San Fierro missions, you will get a call from
a stranger. He tells you to meet him here and you find out that Toreno needs you
to do various odd jobs without giving you any explanation, it's all good since
he gives you this property and a spawning Sanchez right outside.
#2
Location: Four Dragons Casino (The Strip)
Price: FREE
Bonus Features: Gambling Inside (Missions available)
Save: Yes
Insides: Yes
Upstairs: Yes
Wardrobe Change: No
Description: This casino opens up when Woozie calls and tells you to come and
check the place out. You do a lot of missions here and when you have completed
them all you can gain money here. Inside there are slot machines and various
card games you can play. Security is tight here and you need to be careful about
starting up fights even though this is partially yours.
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ASSET PROPERTIES
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#1
Location: Airstrip
How to get it as an Asset: Complete all of Toreno's/Truth's missions
Max amount of money: $10000 (Fast)
Description: After you complete Toreno's first missions at Tierra Robada, he
will tell you to buy this abandoned airstrip north of the army base. After you
complete some more missions for Toreno you get some from Truth where you can get
some cool goodies, and then it will become an asset making money.
#2
Location: Burger Shot (Redsands East, Las Venturas)
How to get it as an Asset: Complete the 4 levels of deliveries.
Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow)
Description: Head to the Burger Shot in Redsands and you can start some missions
where you need to deliver food to people in order to own this particular Burger
Shot, this is fairly straightforward but if you need some help check out the
Walkthroughs.
#3
Location: Hunter Quarry
How to get it as an Asset: Complete the missions once it is unlocked
Max amount of money: $4000 (Medium)
Description: A mission will send you here and when you complete that you can
return here to try out the missions.
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 7. New Features (SANEW) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
There are loads of new features in San Andreas. Some are needed for 100%
completion, some are not. Below are all the new features you can find around
San Andreas. I have tried to add as much as information as possible to this
section, so I hope it helps.
|=============================================================================|
| A. Statistics (SASTA) |
|=============================================================================|
There is now a statistics bar for pretty much everything you do in the game.
If you press the L1 Button, a stats screen will come up in the bottom of the
screen.
+---------------------+
| Respect | <---- You can raise your respect by taking over turf.
| Stamina | <---- You can raise your stamina by exercising.
| Muscle | <---- You can raise your muscle by working out.
| Fat | <---- You can raise your fat by eating a lot.
| Sex Appeal | <---- You can raise your sex appeal by dating.
+---------------------+
Here's a submitted tip below.
To Raise your sex appeal it helps to get a nice expensive car like a Banshee or
something that looks expensive in Las Venturas. Get in the car and then get out
again. Make sure the vehicle is in good condition. Your sex appeal will take a
very large jump. Submitted by Lalamommy808
You also get a statistic for your weapons and driving now. When you start a
new game, all the statistics for your weapons are 'Poor', but the more you
use them the better you become. Your accuracy and firing skill will improve,
and you will be able to get your statistics to Hitman and Gangster levels.
When you first start driving a car, your handling and cornering will be poor,
however, this will improve the more you drive cars. The same goes for bikes
and planes.
During the game, you will need to stay healthy if you want to be able to sprint
for long periods of time, and be able to climb walls. This can be done by
visiting the local gym. While you work out, your muscle stat improves. Then
when you can run for long periods of time your stamina stat will improve.
Also, now that you can swim you have a lung capacity stat. This can be
improved by swimming underwater, but don't stay under there too long, or you
will start to lose health if your oxygen meter runs out. You can also raise
your lung capacity stat by collecting the oysters spread around San Andreas.
|=============================================================================|
| B. HUD (SAHUD) |
|=============================================================================|
The HUD (Heads-Up Display) has been changed quite a bit. There is no longer
any hearts or shield icons to represent your health and armour. Your health
and armour are now represented by bars. Also, the wanted level stars are
gone, they will only appear when you have a wanted level.
|=============================================================================|
| C. Controls (SACON) |
|=============================================================================|
The controls are different as well, but not much different from Vice City. L3
now lets you crouch and R1 lets you manually aim at a target. This is good for
if you want to kill enemies quicker - you can just aim for their head. You can
also walk forward while crouched.
|=============================================================================|
| D. Working Out (SAWOR) |
|=============================================================================|
Working out is important if you want to stay strong and healthy. You can go to
any gym in San Andreas to work out or learn new fighting moves. Each gym has
lots of equipment to help you build your muscles.
1. Ganton Gym
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Once you have 25% muscle you'll be able to take part in the Boxing Instructor
Challenge. The challenge involves a boxing match against the top boxer of the
gym. If you beat him, he will teach you three new moves.
2. Cobra Martial Arts Gym
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This gym can be found in Doherty once you reach San Fierro. You'll need to beat
the martial arts master of this gym. When you beat him, he will teach you three
new moves.
3. Below the Belt Gym
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This gym can be found in Redsands East once you reach Las Venturas. You'll need
to beat the kick-boxing master of this gym. When you beat him, he will teach
you three new moves.
|=============================================================================|
| E. Clothes (SACLO) |
|=============================================================================|
Clothes are completely different to how they were in Vice City. You can now
customise CJ and dress him up in whatever you think suits him. You should also
change clothes often, or pedestrians on the street will start to say that you
smell. Wearing different clothes also boosts your respect and sex appeal. Below
is all the items of clothing you can buy in San Andreas, how much they cost,
and the amount of respect and sex appeal they give.
Binco opens up after completion of "Nines and AKs" for Sweet.
Locations
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- Ganton; Los Santos
- Juniper Hill; San Fierro
- Emerald Isle; Las Venturas
- Harry Gold Parkway; Las Venturas
+---------+
| Binco |
+---------+-------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| TORSO | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| White Tank | $10 | 2% | 3% |
| Black Tank | $10 | 2% | 3% |
| Green Hoody | $45 | 15% | 5% |
| White T-Shirt | $15 | 0% | 0% |
| L.S. T-Shirt | $10 | 0% | 0% |
| Sharps T-Shirt | $20 | 2% | 0% |
| Green Shirt | $40 | 15% | 3% |
| Checkered Shirt | $20 | 3% | 0% |
| Combat Jacket | $30 | 10% | 0% |
| Eris T-Shirt | $35 | 15% | 7% |
| Eris T-Shirt 2 | $35 | 5% | 7% |
| Track Top | $70 | 5% | 9% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| LEGS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Boxers | $10 | 1% | 1% |
| Heart Boxers | $12 | 1% | 2% |
| Woodland Camo | $55 | 6% | 1% |
| Urban Camo | $55 | 2% | 1% |
| Gray Pants | $55 | 0% | 1% |
| Olive Pants | $55 | 5% | 1% |
| Sweat Pants | $60 | 3% | 2% |
| Blue Jeans | $50 | 0% | 0% |
| Track Pants | $70 | 5% | 5% |
| Beige Pants | $35 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Jeans | $60 | 15% | 5% |
| Green Track Pants | $40 | 9% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHOES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Sandals | $15 | 0% | 0% |
| Sandals & Socks | $20 | 0% | 0% |
| Flip Flops | $15 | 0% | 0% |
| Cowboy Boots | $100 | 1% | 2% |
| Hi-Top Kicks | $50 | 2% | 1% |
| Hi-Top Sneaks | $100 | 3% | 2% |
| Green Low Tops | $50 | 3% | 1% |
| Blue Low Tops | $50 | 1% | 1% |
| Black Low Tops | $50 | 1% | 1% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| CHAINS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Dogtags | $10 | 1% | 0% |
| Africa Pendant | $12 | 1% | 1% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| WATCHES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Pink Watch | $15 | 0% | 0% |
| Yellow Watch | $15 | 0% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHADES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Joke Glasses | $10 | 0% | 0% |
| Joke Mask | $20 | 0% | 0% |
| Eyepatch | $5 | 0% | 0% |
| Red Rag | $50 | 1% | 0% |
| Blue Rag | $50 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Rag | $50 | 2% | 0% |
| Black Rag | $50 | 1% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| HATS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Red Rag Back | $25 | 1% | 1% |
| Blue Rag Back | $25 | 1% | 1% |
| Green Rag Back | $25 | 3% | 2% |
| Black Rag Back | $25 | 1% | 1% |
| Red Rag Front | $25 | 1% | 1% |
| Blue Rag Front | $25 | 1% | 1% |
| Green Rag Front | $25 | 1% | 1% |
| Black Rag Front | $25 | 3% | 1% |
| Watch Cap | $15 | 2% | 0% |
| Trucker Hat | $5 | 0% | 0% |
| Cowboy Hat | $10 | 0% | 0% |
| Leopard Cowboy | $10 | 0% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
SubUrban opens up after completion of "Nines and AKs" for Sweet.
Locations
---------
- Glen Park; Los Santos
- Hashbury; San Fierro
- Creek; Las Venturas
+------------------+
| SubUrban |
+------------------+----------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| TORSO | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| White Heat T | $35 | 5% | 0% |
| Bobo Ape T | $115 | 17% | 13% |
| Red Bobo T | $80 | 12% | 12% |
| Base 5 T | $80 | 15% | 12% |
| Suburban T | $60 | 15% | 10% |
| Mercury Hood | $70 | 15% | 10% |
| Base 5 Hood | $105 | 20% | 14% |
| Rockstar Hood | $120 | 17% | 15% |
| Vest & T-Shirt | $30 | 0% | 0% |
| Green Windbreaker | $30 | 13% | 5% |
| Black Windbreaker | $30 | 5% | 5% |
| Rockstar Sweat | $60 | 10% | 10% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| LEGS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Gray Shorts | $30 | 0% | 0% |
| Olive Shorts | $30 | 5% | 0% |
| Gray Chonglers | $50 | 2% | 1% |
| Green Chonglers | $50 | 6% | 0% |
| Red Chonglers | $50 | 6% | 2% |
| Blue Chonglers | $50 | 2% | 2% |
| Green Shorts | $30 | 0% | 5% |
| Red Jeans | $60 | 0% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHOES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Hi-Tops | $55 | 2% | 1% |
| Red Hi-Tops | $55 | 2% | 1% |
| Orange Hi-Tops | $50 | 2% | 1% |
| White Low-Tops | $70 | 2% | 2% |
| Gray Low-Tops | $65 | 2% | 1% |
| Black Low Tops | $65 | 2% | 2% |
| White Hi-Tops | $80 | 3% | 2% |
| Strap Sneakers | $80 | 3% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| CHAINS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Silver Cuban | $200 | 2% | 2% |
| L.S. Chain | $50 | 2% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| WATCHES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Face Watch | $70 | 1% | 2% |
| Face Black | $120 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHADES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Red Tint | $200 | 1% | 1% |
| Blue Tint | $220 | 1% | 1% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| HATS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Red Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Red Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Red Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Red Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Red Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Blue Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Blue Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Blue Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Blue Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Blue Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Black Skully | $60 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Skully | $60 | 3% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
ProLaps opens up after completion of "Nines and AKs" for Sweet.
Locations
---------
- Rodeo; Los Santos
+-------------------+
| ProLaps |
+-------------------+---------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| TORSO | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Rimmers Jacket | $150 | 10% | 5% |
| R-Star Jacket | $200 | 10% | 5% |
| Dribblers Vest | $30 | 7% | 5% |
| Saint's Shirt | $30 | 7% | 5% |
| 69ers T-Shirt | $50 | 7% | 5% |
| ProLaps T-Shirt | $50 | 7% | 10% |
| ProLaps Black T | $50 | 7% | 10% |
| Bandits Top | $70 | 7% | 5% |
| Track Top | $85 | 10% | 15% |
| Leisure Top | $30 | 0% | 0% |
| Slappers Top | $150 | 5% | 2% |
| Baseball T | $80 | 10% | 5% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| LEGS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Track Pants | $100 | 5% | 5% |
| Black Track Pants | $120 | 5% | 5% |
| Blue Track Pants | $140 | 5% | 5% |
| Ball Shorts | $60 | 5% | 1% |
| Boxing Shorts | $60 | 5% | 1% |
| Dribbler Shorts | $60 | 5% | 1% |
| Leisure Pants | $50 | 0% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHOES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Mid-Top Sneaker | $115 | 5% | 3% |
| Black Hi-Tops | $70 | 3% | 2% |
| Blue Hi-Tops | $65 | 2% | 2% |
| Green Hi-Tops | $60 | 5% | 2% |
| Red Sneakers | $80 | 2% | 3% |
| Blue Sneakers | $75 | 2% | 2% |
| White Sneakers | $70 | 2% | 2% |
| White Mid-Tops | $70 | 4% | 2% |
| Black Mid-Tops | $70 | 4% | 2% |
| Boxing Shoes | $70 | 0% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| CHAINS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Stop Watch | $20 | 0% | 0% |
| Saints Chain | $25 | 1% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| WATCHES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| ProLaps White | $440 | 0% | 1% |
| ProLaps Black | $700 | 1% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHADES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Aviators | $150 | 1% | 1% |
| Sun Glasses | $150 | 2% | 1% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| HATS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Green Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Green Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Boxing Helmet | $80 | 0% | 0% |
| Hockey Mask | $40 | 2% | 0% |
| Fullface Helmet | $150 | 2% | 1% |
| MotoX Helmet | $100 | 0% | 0% |
| Helmut | $100 | 1% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
Zip opens up when you reach San Fierro.
Locations
---------
- Downtown; Los Santos
- Financial; San Fierro
- Emerald Isle; Las Venturas
- Starfish Casino; Las Venturas
+----------------------+
| Zip |
+----------------------+------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| TORSO | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Blue Hoody | $65 | 5% | 5% |
| Black Hoody | $65 | 5% | 5% |
| Striped T-Shirt | $10 | 5% | 5% |
| Brown Shirt | $40 | 5% | 10% |
| Sky Blue Shirt | $40 | 7% | 10% |
| Yellow Shirt | $40 | 7% | 10% |
| Gray Shirt | $40 | 7% | 10% |
| Plaid Shirt | $20 | 3% | 0% |
| Cream Logo T | $35 | 0% | 5% |
| Gray Logo T | $35 | 0% | 5% |
| Jean Jacket | $90 | 10% | 20% |
| Bowling Shirt | $70 | 7% | 13% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| LEGS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Beige Khakis | $150 | 10% | 7% |
| Olive Khakis | $150 | 10% | 7% |
| Black Khakis | $150 | 8% | 8% |
| Blue Khakis | $150 | 8% | 7% |
| Beige Shorts | $80 | 6% | 3% |
| Blue Shorts | $80 | 6% | 3% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHOES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Gray Boots | $125 | 5% | 5% |
| Red Boots | $135 | 5% | 5% |
| Brown Boots | $115 | 2% | 4% |
| Hiking Boots | $110 | 4% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| CHAINS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Leaf Chain | $100 | 2% | 1% |
| Gold Chain | $350 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| WATCHES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Zip Blue | $100 | 2% | 2% |
| Zip Gold | $220 | 2% | 22% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHADES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Shades | $100 | 2% | 2% |
| Brown Shades | $150 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| HATS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Sun Hat | $20 | 2% | 2% |
| Plaid Sun Hat | $20 | 2% | 2% |
| Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Cap Tilted | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Cap Rim Up | $40 | 1% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
Victim opens up when you reach Las Venturas.
Locations
---------
- Rodeo; Los Santos
- Financial; San Fierro
- Creek; Las Venturas
+-------------------+
| Victim |
+-------------------+---------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| TORSO | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Hooded Jacket | $75 | 17% | 15% |
| Gray Jacket | $1620 | 20% | 25% |
| Black Jacket | $300 | 10% | 20% |
| Biker Jacket | $320 | 17% | 15% |
| Chore Coat | $320 | 15% | 10% |
| Hawaiian Shirt | $200 | 7% | 13% |
| Blue Hawaiian | $300 | 7% | 13% |
| Sports Jacket | $450 | 13% | 7% |
| Madd Tagg T | $30 | 5% | 5% |
| Green Tagg T | $30 | 5% | 5% |
| Loc-Down T | $200 | 5% | 5% |
| Loc-Down Vest | $300 | 5% | 5% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| LEGS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Leather Pants | $875 | 8% | 8% |
| Leather Chaps | $80 | 0% | 0% |
| Gray Pants | $800 | 8% | 10% |
| Black Pants | $800 | 8% | 10% |
| Jean Shorts | $1000 | 9% | 7% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHOES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Cowboy Boots | $500 | 4% | 5% |
| Biker Boots | $145 | 3% | 3% |
| Snake Skin | $1000 | 5% | 5% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| CHAINS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Silver Chain | $450 | 2% | 1% |
| Gold Chain | $550 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| WATCHES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Gold Gnocchi | $1500 | 1% | 2% |
| Silver Gnocchi | $3000 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHADES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Shades | $500 | 2% | 2% |
| Green Tint | $400 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| HATS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Red Beret | $900 | 1% | 3% |
| Black Beret | $900 | 1% | 3% |
| Black Cap | $40 | 2% | 0% |
| Black Cap (Back) | $40 | 2% | 0% |
| Black Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Black Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
| Black Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
Didier Sachs opens up when you head back to Los Santos.
Locations
---------
- Rodeo; Los Santos
+------------------------+
| Didier Sachs |
+------------------------+----------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| TORSO | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Tweed Jacket | $5500 | 25% | 25% |
| Red Jacket | $4000 | 23% | 25% |
| Blue Jacket | $3000 | 22% | 25% |
| Yellow Jacket | $6000 | 25% | 25% |
| Tuxedo | $7000 | 20% | 25% |
| Green Jacket | $5500 | 25% | 15% |
| Letterman Top | $1525 | 15% | 5% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| LEGS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Red Pants | $2000 | 9% | 10% |
| Blue Pants | $2500 | 9% | 10% |
| Yellow Pants | $4000 | 10% | 10% |
| Tweed Pants | $3000 | 10% | 10% |
| Tuxedo Pants | $3000 | 9% | 10% |
| Green Pants | $1500 | 10% | 6% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHOES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Shoes | $2500 | 5% | 5% |
| Brown Shoes | $1100 | 4% | 5% |
| Spats | $350 | 5% | 5% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| CHAINS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Cross Chain | $5000 | 2% | 2% |
| Dollar Chain | $2000 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| WATCHES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Gold Crowex | $8000 | 3% | 3% |
| Silver Crowex | $5000 | 3% | 3% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| SHADES | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Black Shades | $600 | 1% | 2% |
| Black Rim | $800 | 2% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| HATS | | | |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
| Dark Trilby | $300 | 3% | 2% |
| Light Trilby | $300 | 3% | 2% |
| Black Derby | $500 | 1% | 2% |
| Red Derby | $600 | 2% | 3% |
| Blue Derby | $600 | 2% | 2% |
| Yellow Derby | $700 | 3% | 2% |
| Green Derby | $550 | 3% | 2% |
| Gray Boater | $800 | 3% | 2% |
| Black Boater | $700 | 3% | 2% |
+-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+
|===========================================================================|
| F. Haircuts (SAHAI) |
|===========================================================================|
You can now get a haircut in San Andreas. There are five barber shops spread
around San Andreas, and listed below are the haircuts you can buy, how much
they cost, and the amount of respect and sex appeal each one gives.
+--------------------------+
| Old Reece's Barber Shop |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% |
| Cesar & 'Stash | $50 | 10% | 10% |
| Cesar & Goatee | $100 | 10% | 0% |
| Cesar & Beard | $50 | 10% | 10% |
| Afro | $150 | 15% | 10% |
| Afro & 'Stash | $200 | 20% | 5% |
| Afro & Goatee | $300 | 20% | 0% |
| Afro & Beard | $250 | 20% | 5% |
| Flattop | $500 | 25% | 25% |
| Jheri Curl | $350 | 5% | 25% |
| Cornrow | $500 | 30% | 30% |
| High Fade | $150 | 20% | 20% |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+
| Barber Shop |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% |
| Red Hair | $200 | 10% | 0% |
| Blue Hair | $200 | 10% | 0% |
| Green Hair | $200 | 20% | 0% |
| Bald Head | $10 | 10% | 20% |
| Bald & 'Stash | $25 | 15% | 15% |
| Bald & Goatee | $25 | 15% | 10% |
| Bald & Beard | $50 | 15% | 15% |
| Slope | $200 | 20% | 10% |
| Mohawk & Beard | $250 | 10% | 0% |
| Elvis Hair | $1000 | 0% | 0% |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+
| Barber Salon |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% |
| Blonde Hair | $50 | 0% | 15% |
| Pink Hair | $200 | 0% | 0% |
| Blonde Afro | $300 | 15% | 15% |
| Blonde Cornrow | $550 | 30% | 30% |
| High Afro | $150 | 15% | 0% |
| Wedge | $150 | 20% | 20% |
| Detail Cut | $400 | 25% | 30% |
| Groove Cut | $500 | 30% | 30% |
| Mohawk | $200 | 20% | 10% |
| Blonde Mohawk | $250 | 10% | 15% |
| Pink Mohawk | $400 | 0% | 0% |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+
| Barber's Pole |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% |
| Blonde Hair | $50 | 0% | 15% |
| Pink Hair | $200 | 0% | 0% |
| Blonde Afro | $300 | 15% | 15% |
| Blonde Cornrow | $550 | 30% | 30% |
| High Afro | $150 | 15% | 0% |
| Wedge | $150 | 20% | 20% |
| Detail Cut | $400 | 25% | 30% |
| Groove Cut | $500 | 30% | 30% |
| Mohawk | $200 | 20% | 10% |
| Blonde Mohawk | $250 | 10% | 15% |
| Pink Mohawk | $400 | 0% | 0% |
+--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+-------------------------------+
| Gay Gordo's Bouffant Boutique |
+-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
+-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
| Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% |
| Blonde Hair | $50 | 0% | 15% |
| Pink Hair | $200 | 0% | 0% |
| Blonde Afro | $300 | 15% | 15% |
| Blonde Cornrow | $550 | 30% | 30% |
| High Afro | $150 | 15% | 0% |
| Wedge | $150 | 20% | 20% |
| Detail Cut | $400 | 25% | 30% |
| Groove Cut | $500 | 30% | 30% |
| Mohawk | $200 | 20% | 10% |
| Blonde Mohawk | $250 | 10% | 15% |
| Pink Mohawk | $400 | 0% | 0% |
+-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+
|=============================================================================|
| G. Tattoos (SATAT) |
|=============================================================================|
You can now buy a number of tattoos in San Andreas that boost your respect
and sex appeal. There are three tattoo parlours in San Andreas, and below I
have listed what tattoos you can buy.
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Tattoo | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Upper Left Arm | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Nation | $40 | 2% | 2% |
| Grove | $40 | 2% | 2% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Lower Left Arm | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Gun | $50 | 2% | 2% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Upper Right Arm | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Africa | $90 | 2% | 2% |
| Cross | $70 | 2% | 2% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Back | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Grove St. | $150 | 3% | 3% |
| Westside | $200 | 3% | 3% |
| Los Santos | $150 | 3% | 3% |
| Gun | $450 | 3% | 3% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Left Chest | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Gun | $50 | 2% | 2% |
| Bullet | $90 | 2% | 1% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Right Chest | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Los Santos | $80 | 2% | 2% |
| Los Santos | $45 | 2% | 2% |
| Los Santos | $50 | 2% | 2% |
| Los Santos | $100 | 2% | 2% |
| Los Santos | $65 | 2% | 2% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Stomach | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Grove | $75 | 2% | 2% |
| Grove | $125 | 2% | 2% |
| Grove | $100 | 2% | 2% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Lower Back | | | |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
| Angel | $450 | 3% | 3% |
| Dagger | $350 | 3% | 3% |
+----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+
|=============================================================================|
| H. Girlfriends (SAGIR) |
|=============================================================================|
Another new feature is that you can now take girlfriends out on dates and if
you do well enough, you will get certain rewards. Flowers and certain items can
be used as gifts to give to your girlfriend on a date. When she accepts them,
press the L1 button while facing your girlfriend to kiss. Below, is all the
info you will need to know about girlfriends.
Denise Robinson
---------------
You can date Denise after completing the "Burning Desires" mission for Frank
Tenpenny in Los Santos. She can be found just down the road from your house in
Ganton by following the heart icon on the radar.
Times Available
---------------
- 00:00 - 06:00
- 16:00 - 00:00
Dating Requirements
-------------------
- 25%+ Sex Appeal
Dating Information
------------------
The Ten Green Bottles bar down the road from your house in Ganton is where you
should take Denise on a date, as she seems to like that area the most. She
doesn't like it if you take her to diners, so avoid them. On certain dates,
Denise will want to do drive-bys for fun. Just drive past rival gangs on the
street and let Denise fire at them. When you get your relationship to about
45% Denise will invite you in for "coffee".
Rewards
-------
When you get your relationship to 50% Denise will give you the keys to her car,
a green Hustler. When you get your relationship to 100% you will receive a
light blue Pimp Suit, which can be found at your hideout.
Michelle Cannes
---------------
You can find Michelle at the Driving School in Doherty by following the red 'S'
icon on your radar. Head inside the driving school and talk to Michelle. She
will only talk to you if you have about 50% fat. After that she can be found at
her garage in Downtown by following the red heart icon.
Times Available
---------------
- 00:00 - 12:00
Dating Requirements
-------------------
- 50%+ Fat
- 50%+ Sex Appeal
Dating Information
------------------
You should take Michelle to Misty's which is in Garcia. On certain dates,
Michelle will ask to drive. She will get in your car and drive around the
area. All you can do is change the radio station. Eventually she will drive
back home. On other dates, Michelle will sometime ask you to take her for
a drive. This involves driving around San Fierro at a high speed. You need to
fill up the bar in the corner of the screen. When you fill it up, you will
have to drive Michelle home. Michelle will invite you in for "coffee" when
your relationship reaches about 40%
Rewards
-------
While you are dating Michelle, you can use the garage next to her house for a
free car repair. When your relationship reaches 50% Michelle will give you the
keys to her car, which is the Monster parked next to the garage. When your
relationship reaches 100% Michelle will give you a Racing Suit, which can be
found at your hideout.
Helena Wankstein
----------------
You can find Helena on the roof of the building beside Ammu-Nation in
Blueberry. She is shooting at targets there and is indicated by a blue arrow
above her head. After you talk to her she can be found on a farm in Flint
Range, which is just north of Back O' Beyond.
Times Available
---------------
- 08:00 - 12:00
Dating Requirements
-------------------
- 20%- Fat
- 20%- Muscle
- 75%+ Sex Appeal
Dating Information
------------------
You should take Helena to restaurant in Rodeo, as its the closest one and
easiest to get to. When she wants to go dancing, it's a bit tricky, since you
are between Los Santos and San Fierro, and both clubs are quite far away, so
take her to any one. On certain dates, Helena will just want you to drive
around. This is easy, as you can just drive across the meadows and fields that
surround her farm, but go at a normal speed. Helena will invite you in for
"coffee" when your relationship reaches about 75%.
Rewards
-------
While you are dating Helena, there is a Flamethrower, a Chainsaw, a Pistol,
and Molotov Cocktails available in the tool shed opposite her farm. When your
relationship reaches 50%, Helena will give you the keys to her Bandito. When
your relationship reaches 100%, Helena will give you Rural Clothes, which can
be found at your hideout.
Katie Zhan
----------
Katie can first be found in the northeast section of the Avispa Country Club.
She is practicing aerobics on a small hill. Talk to her to get her to date you.
After that, she can be found at her house in Paradiso.
Times Available
---------------
- 12:00 - 00:00
Dating Requirements
-------------------
- 75%+ Muscle
- 75%+ Sex Appeal
Dating Information
------------------
Katie likes the diners around Paradiso, and since they're the closest, this
date is pretty easy. When she wants to go dancing, take her to the Gaydar
Station club in Queens. On certain dates, Katie will just want to go for a
drive, and a fun bar will appear in the corner of the screen. Just drive
normally to fill the fun bar up, there is no need to speed down the road.
When your relationship reaches about 50%, Katie will invite you in for
"coffee".
Rewards
-------
While you are dating Katie, whenever you are wasted, you will reappear outside
her house with all your weapons. When your relationship reaches 50%, Katie will
give you the keys to her white Romero. When your relationship reaches 100%,
Katie will give you a Medic Uniform.
Barbara Schternvart
-------------------
Barbara is a cop who can be found outside the police station in El Quebrados.
After that she will always be there, you never find out where she lives. Even
though she is a cop, she will not care if you get a wanted level.
Times Available
---------------
- 00:00 - 06:00
- 16:00 - 00:00
Dating Requirements
-------------------
- 50%+ Fat
- 75%+ Sex Appeal
Dating Information
------------------
On a dinner date, take Barbara to the nearby diner. On certain dates, Barbara
will want to go dancing. This is tricky, since El Quebrados is a small town
out in the desert and there are no nearby dance clubs. You'll have to go to a
club in either San Fierro or Las Venturas. Occasionally, Barbara will just
want to go for a drive. Since she's a cop, she's against high speeds, and will
prefer it if you drive slowly. You can just drive her around El Quebrados. When
your relationship reaches between 50 - 60%, Barbara will invite you in for
"coffee".
Rewards
-------
While you are dating Barbara, when you are busted, you will not lose any money
when you reappear outside the police station. When your relationship with
Barbara reaches around 50%, she will give you the keys to her Ranger, a police
SUV. When your relationship reaches 100%, you will receive a Cop Outfit.
Millie Perkins
--------------
You first meet Millie during the mission "Key to Her Heart" for the Heist
missions in Las Venturas. After that she can be found at her house in Prickle
Pine.
Times Available
---------------
- 12:00 - 22:00
Dating Requirements
-------------------
- None
Dating Information
------------------
Millie likes either the Crow Bar in Old Venturas Strip, or the restaurant near
Prickle Pine, so take her to either one of those. On certain dates, Millie will
want to go dancing, so take her to the Camel's Toe. If you turn up at Millie's
house in the gimp suit and with a dildo, she will invite you straight in for
"coffee". This is good way to raise your relationship progress as it will go up
by about 10% every time. If you stick with regular dates, Millie will invite
you in for "coffee" when your relationship reaches between 30 and 40%.
Rewards
-------
Once you complete the mission "Key to Her Heart", the Gimp Suit will become
available. While you are dating Millie, when your relationship reaches around
30-35%, Millie will call you and tell you that can come by her house and pick
up the keycard needed for the casino heist. Another way is that you turn up
in the gimp suit and the dildo for about 2 or 3 dates, and your relationship
progress will go up quite fast, or you can just kill Millie on the first date.
If you do this, you will get a call from Woozie who finds out what happens, and
then tells you to break into her house instead. When your relationship with
Millie reaches about 50%, Millie will give you the keys to her Club parked out
side her house. You get nothing when your relationship reaches 100%.
|=============================================================================|
| I. Car Modifications (SACAR) |
|=============================================================================|
|=============================================================================|
| I1. Loco Low Co. (SALOC) |
|=============================================================================|
Loco Low Co. opens up after you complete the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for
Sweet.
Locations
---------
- Willowfield; Los Santos
+-----------------------+
| Loco Low Co. |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Modification | Cost | Vehicles |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| PAINT JOBS | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Paint Job 1 | $500 | Remington; Savanna; Slamvan |
| Paint Job 2 | $500 | Savanna; Slamvan |
| Paint Job 3 | $500 | Slamvan |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| COLOURS | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Colour 1 | $150 | All Lowriders |
| Colour 2 (Interior) | $150 | Broadway; Savanna; Tornado |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| ROOF | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Vinyl Hardtop | $3340 | Blade |
| Convertible Roof | $3250 | Blade |
| Hardtop | $3380 | Savanna |
| Softtop | $3290 | Savanna |
| Roof 1 | $3000 | Broadway |
| Roof 2 | $2000 | Broadway |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| FRONT BUMPER | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Chromer Bumper | $1000 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $2200) |
| Slammin' Bumper | $900 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $2180) |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| REAR BUMPER | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Blade Rear Bumper | $2150 | Blade |
| Chromer Bumper | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $2130) |
| Slammin' Bumper | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo/Blade = $2095) |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| EXHAUSTS | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Chromer | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $3340) |
| Slammin | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $3250) |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Wing | $800 | Tornado |
| Chrome Strips | $780 | Blade; Broadway; Savanna |
| Chrome Arches (Flame) | $780 | Remington |
| Chrome Arches (Cover) | $780 | Remington |
| Chrome Trim | $780 | Slamvan |
| Wheelcovers | $940 | Slamvan |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| OTHER | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Twin Seats | $940 | Blade; Savanna |
| Double Seats | $860 | Blade; Savanna |
| Chrome Grill (Skull) | $940 | Remington |
| Chrome Bars | $860 | Remington |
| Chrome Lights | $1120 | Remington |
| Front Bullbars 1 | $2130 | Slamvan |
| Front Bullbars 2 | $2050 | Slamvan |
| Rear Bullbars 1 | $1610 | Slamvan |
| Rear Bullbars 2 | $1540 | Slamvan |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| WHEELS | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Classic | $1620 | All Lowriders except Voodoo |
| Dollar | $1560 | All Lowriders except Voodoo |
| Twist | $1200 | All Lowriders |
| Wires | $1560 | All Lowriders |
| Trance | $1350 | All Lowriders except Voodoo |
| Cutter | $1030 | All Lowriders except Voodoo |
| Rimshine | $980 | All Lowriders except Voodoo |
| Virtual | $620 | All Lowriders |
| Access | $1140 | All Lowriders |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| CAR STEREO | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| Bass Boost | $100 | All Lowriders |
| Hydraulics | $1500 | All Lowriders |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| NITRO | | |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 | All Lowriders |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 | All Lowriders |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 | All Lowriders |
+-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+
|=============================================================================|
| I2. Wheel Arch Angels (SAWHE) |
|=============================================================================|
Wheel Arch Angels opens up after you complete the "Test Drive" mission for
Cesar. You first need to get at least all bronze in driving school, and then
you'll get a call from Jethro. This allows you to purchase Wangs Autos where
you can take missions from Cesar.
Locations
---------
Ocean Flats; San Fierro
+-----------------------+
| Wheel Arch Angels |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Modification | Cost | Vehicles |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| PAINT JOBS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Paint Job 1 | $500 | All Street Racers |
| Paint Job 2 | $500 | Jester; Stratum; Sultan; Uranus |
| Paint Job 3 | $500 | Jester; Stratum; Sultan; Uranus |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| COLOURS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Colour 1 | $150 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| EXHAUSTS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Alien Exhaust | $710-$850 | All Street Racers |
| X-Flow Exhaust | $510-$750 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| FRONT BUMPER | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Alien Front Bumper | $930-$1090 | All Street Racers |
| X-Flow Front Bumper | $840-$950 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| REAR BUMPER | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Alien Rear Bumper | $950-$1200 | All Street Racers |
| X-Flow Bumper | $510-$950 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| ROOF | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Alien Roof Vent | $150-$250 | All Street Racers |
| X-Flow Roof Vent | $100-$200 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| SPOILERS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Alien Spoilers | $550-$810 | All Street Racers |
| X-Flow Spoilers | $450-$620 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Alien Side Skirts | $450-$670 | All Street Racers |
| X-Flow Side Skirts | $350-$530 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| WHEELS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Cutter | $1030 | All Street Racers |
| Rimshine | $980 | All Street Racers |
| Mega | $1030 | All Street Racers |
| Grove | $1230 | All Street Racers |
| Switch | $900 | All Street Racers |
| Shadow | $1100 | All Street Racers |
| Classic | $1620 | All Street Racers |
| Dollar | $1560 | All Street Racers |
| Import | $820 | All Street Racers |
| Atomic | $770 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| CAR STEREO | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Bass Boost | $100 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| HYDRAULICS | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| NITRO | | |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 | All Street Racers |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 | All Street Racers |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 | All Street Racers |
+-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+
|=============================================================================|
| I3. TransFenders (SATRA) |
|=============================================================================|
There are three TransFenders shops available around San Andreas, and each one
opens up when you reach that particular city. For example, the San Fierro Trans
Fenders will not be open until you actually access San Fierro. You can mod over
60 vehicles at TransFenders.
Locations
---------
Temple; Los Santos
Doherty; San Fierro
Come-A-Lot; Las Venturas
+====================+
| Temple; Los Santos |
+====================+
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+=========+
| Admiral |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Alpha |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Banshee |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+================+
| Blista Compact |
+================+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Race Scoop Hood | $220 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $550 |
| Drag Spoilers | $200 |
| Fury Spoilers | $350 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Bobcat |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Bravura |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $550 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRT | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Buccaneer |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $550 |
| Fury Spoilers | $350 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Buffalo |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Bullet |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Cabbie |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Cadrona |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Race Spoiler | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirts | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Cheetah |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirts | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Clover |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Race Spoiler | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Club |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Comet |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Elegant |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Emperor |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Esperanto |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Euros |
+=======+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Feltzer |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Fortune |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Glendale |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Greenwood |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Hermes |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Huntley |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Hustler |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Infernus |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Intruder |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=============+
| Landstalker |
+=============+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Majestic |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Manana |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Merit |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Mesa |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Moonbeam |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Nebula |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Race Spoiler | $500 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Oceanic |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Perennial |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Phoenix |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Picador |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Small Exhaust | $150 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Premier |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop | $150 |
| Champ Scoop | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Previon |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Small Exhaust | $150 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Primo |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Rancher |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Regina |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Romero |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Sabre |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Sentinel |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Solair |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Stafford |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Stallion |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Stretch |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Sunrise |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Super GT |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Tampa |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Scoop Hood | $250 |
| Race Scoop Hood | $220 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Taxi |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Turismo |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Vincent |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Virgo |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Color 1 | $150 |
| Car Color 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Walton |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
| Worx Scoop Hood | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Small Exhaust | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+============+
| Washington |
+============+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Willard |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Scoop Hood | $250 |
| Race Scoop Hood | $220 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Windsor |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| ZR-350 |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=====================+
| Doherty; San Fierro |
+=====================+
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+=========+
| Admiral |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Alpha |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Banshee |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+================+
| Blista Compact |
+================+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Race Scoop Hood | $220 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $550 |
| Drag Spoilers | $200 |
| Fury Spoilers | $350 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Bobcat |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Bravura |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $550 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRT | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Buccaneer |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $550 |
| Fury Spoilers | $350 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Buffalo |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Bullet |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Cabbie |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Cadrona |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Race Spoiler | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirts | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Cheetah |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirts | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Clover |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Race Spoiler | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Club |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Comet |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Elegant |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Emperor |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Esperanto |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Euros |
+=======+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Feltzer |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Fortune |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Glendale |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Greenwood |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Hermes |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Huntley |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Hustler |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Infernus |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Intruder |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=============+
| Landstalker |
+=============+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Majestic |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Manana |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Merit |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Mesa |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Moonbeam |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Nebula |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Race Spoiler | $500 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Oceanic |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Perennial |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Phoenix |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Picador |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Small Exhaust | $150 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Premier |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop | $150 |
| Champ Scoop | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Previon |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Small Exhaust | $150 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Primo |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Rancher |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $200 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Regina |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Romero |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Sabre |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Sentinel |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Solair |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Stafford |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Stallion |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Stretch |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Sunrise |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Super GT |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Tampa |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Scoop Hood | $250 |
| Race Scoop Hood | $220 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Taxi |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Turismo |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Vincent |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Virgo |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Color 1 | $150 |
| Car Color 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Walton |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $150 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $100 |
| Worx Scoop Hood | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Small Exhaust | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+============+
| Washington |
+============+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $400 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Worx Spoiler | $200 |
| Pro Spoiler | $400 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Willard |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Scoop Hood | $250 |
| Race Scoop Hood | $220 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $550 |
| Fury Spoiler | $350 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $250 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Windsor |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $100 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| ZR-350 |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $250 |
| Medium Exhaust | $200 |
| Twin Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $350 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $200 |
| 5x Nitrous | $500 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1000 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $80 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $820 |
| Atomic Wheels | $770 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1000 |
| Virtual Wheels | $620 |
| Access Wheels | $1140 |
| Off Road Wheels | $1000 |
| Mega Wheels | $1030 |
| Grove Wheels | $1230 |
| Twist Wheels | $1200 |
| Wires Wheels | $1560 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1500 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========================+
| Come-A-Lot; Las Venturas |
+==========================+
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+=========+
| Admiral |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Alpha |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Banshee |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+================+
| Blista Compact |
+================+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Race Scoop Hood | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $660 |
| Drag Spoilers | $240 |
| Fury Spoilers | $420 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Bobcat |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Bravura |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $660 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRT | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Buccaneer |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop | $180 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoilers | $660 |
| Fury Spoilers | $420 |
| Alpha Spoilers | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Buffalo |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Bullet |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Cabbie |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Cadrona |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Champ Spoiler | $480 |
| Race Spoiler | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirts | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Cheetah |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirts | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Clover |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $480 |
| Race Spoiler | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Club |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Comet |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Elegant |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Emperor |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Esperanto |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Euros |
+=======+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Feltzer |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Fortune |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Glendale |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Greenwood |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Hermes |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Huntley |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Hustler |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Infernus |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Intruder |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=============+
| Landstalker |
+=============+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Majestic |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Manana |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Merit |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Mesa |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Moonbeam |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Nebula |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Race Spoiler | $600 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Pro Spoiler | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Oceanic |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+===========+
| Perennial |
+===========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Phoenix |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Picador |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Small Exhaust | $180 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Premier |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Previon |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Small Exhaust | $180 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Primo |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Rancher |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Drag Spoiler | $240 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Regina |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Romero |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
| Car Colour 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Sabre |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Sentinel |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Champ Spoiler | $480 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Solair |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Stafford |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Stallion |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Stretch |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Sunrise |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+==========+
| Super GT |
+==========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Tampa |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Scoop Hood | $300 |
| Race Scoop Hood | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+======+
| Taxi |
+======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Turismo |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Vincent |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=======+
| Virgo |
+=======+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Color 1 | $150 |
| Car Color 2 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| VENTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Oval Hood Vent | $150 |
| Square Hood Vent | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $480 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| Walton |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Fury Scoop Hood | $180 |
| Champ Scoop Hood | $120 |
| Worx Scoop Hood | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Small Exhaust | $180 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| LIGHTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 |
| Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+============+
| Washington |
+============+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Champ Spoiler | $480 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Worx Spoiler | $240 |
| Pro Spoiler | $480 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Willard |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HOOD | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Worx Scoop Hood | $300 |
| Race Scoop Hood | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SPOILERS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Win Spoiler | $660 |
| Fury Spoiler | $420 |
| Alpha Spoiler | $300 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+=========+
| Windsor |
+=========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| CAR STEREO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Bass Boost | $120 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+========+
| ZR-350 |
+========+
+----------------------------+-------+
| Modification | Cost |
+----------------------------+-------+
+----------------------------+-------+
| COLOURS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Car Colour 1 | $150 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| EXHAUSTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Large Exhaust | $300 |
| Medium Exhaust | $240 |
| Twin Exhaust | $360 |
| Upswept Exhaust | $420 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| NITRO | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| 2x Nitrous | $240 |
| 5x Nitrous | $600 |
| 10x Nitrous | $1200 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| ROOF | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Roof Scoop | $96 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| SIDE SKIRTS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Side Skirt | $600 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| WHEELS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Import Wheels | $984 |
| Atomic Wheels | $924 |
| Ahab Wheels | $1200 |
| Virtual Wheels | $744 |
| Access Wheels | $1368 |
| Off-Road Wheels | $1200 |
| Mega Wheels | $1236 |
| Grove Wheels | $1476 |
| Twist Wheels | $1440 |
| Wires Wheels | $1872 |
+----------------------------+-------+
| HYDRAULICS | |
+----------------------------+-------+
| Hydraulics | $1800 |
+----------------------------+-------+
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|=============================================================================|
| J. Mini-Games (SAMIN) |
|=============================================================================|
Scattered around San Andreas are arcade games that can be played just for fun.
You will get a high score at the end of every game you play. Each arcade game
is usually found in a club or a bar.
1. Duality
----------
The objective of "Duality" is to destroy the large black spheres that float
around the screen. Each sphere you destroy will earn you ten points. You
need to avoid shooting the large white spheres as you lose ten points if
they are hit.
On the screen are two meters that tell you how much damage you can take, or
how much thrust power you have left. The red meter indicates how much damage
you have taken. You take damage if you are hit by the large black spheres,
and you can repair your ship by hitting the large white spheres. When your
damage meter empties the game ends.
The green meter represents your thrusters' power. This will refill over time,
but can be refilled faster if you hit a small black or white sphere. If your
thrust meter empties you will need to wait for it to refill again.
To control the ship on-screen, rotate the ship with the left analog stick, X
button to thrust, and the circle button to fire your weapons.
2. Go Go Space Monkey
---------------------
The objective of "Go Go Space Monkey" is to destroy the enemies on screen
without getting hit. If you get hit you will lose a life. You start the game
with three lives.
During the game if you destroy all the enemies on screen an 'S' icon will float
across the screen. Continue destroying the spaceships and an 'M' icon float
across the screen. Again, continue to destroy the spaceships and finally, an
'A' icon will float across the screen. If you pick up these icons when they
appear, you will increase your attack power. When you have picked up all three
icons, hold down the X button for a big attack.
3. Let's Get Ready to Bumble
----------------------------
The objective of "Let's Get Ready to Bumble" is to make your way to the top of
the screen, collecting the flowers as you go. Each flower holds pollen which
adds to your high score every time you pick one up.
In the bottom corner of the screen you will see a flower icon with a number
beside it. This represents how many flowers you have left to collect. You
need to collect the flowers that are located on the leaves, but you can't hit
the thorns. If you do hit the thorns, you will lose a life and be transported
back to the nearest leaf on the screen.
At the bottom of the screen is a timer that tells you how much time you have
left to collect the remaining flowers in the level. If the timer runs out, you
lose a life and are transported back to the nearest leaf on the screen. Each
level increases in difficulty with ten more flowers to get than the last level
and a lower amount of time.
4. They Crawled From Uranus
---------------------------
The objective of "They Crawled From Uranus" is to destroy the spaceships as
they appear on the screen. You start off with three lives and 100% health. If
your health drops down to 0% you will lose a life, and if you lose all three
lives the game will end.
As the enemies appear on screen, they will fire at you. If you get hit by the
small red spheres you will lose 20% of your health. This means you can only be
hit a maximum of five times before you lose all your health and a life.
|=============================================================================|
| K. 2-Player Mode (SAPLA) |
|=============================================================================|
Two-player mode icons are found all over San Andreas. You can press the START
button on a second controller to play with a friend. From there, the second
player can choose a pedestrian to play as. If you choose to start a two-player
game from a girlfriend's house, the second player would have to be the girl
friend.
Two-player icons are a red revolving icon with two people on it. Two-player
mode is basically you and a second player free-roaming around San Andreas,
but you still can't enter areas you haven't unlocked yet. Locations for two
player icons are listed in the "Items Locations" section below.
|=============================================================================|
| L. Turf Wars (SATUR) |
|=============================================================================|
Turf Wars are available after you complete the mission "Doberman" for Sweet in
Los Santos. During the mission, you have to attack a group of rival gang
members on the street to start a turf war. You must attack them on foot, or
the war won't start. Make sure you are properly prepared before starting a turf
war. However, once you complete "The Green Sabre" mission, which is the last
mission in Los Santos, you are kicked out of Los Santos and will lose all of
the territories you've gained at that point. You won't be able to start turf
wars again until near the end of the game.
To find a group of rival gang members, you will need to look on the map for
certain shaded sections that indicate where a particular gang can be found.
Purple indicates that the Ballas can be found in that area. Yellow indicates
the Vagos and green indicates that the Grove Street Families owns that turf.
This is your gang so you don't need to worry about the areas shaded in green.
Once you've found an area that you want to take over, make your way there, but
make sure you have a lot of ammo for your AK or SMG and body armour. Get out
of your car and attack a group of three or four gang members on foot. This will
start the gang war and the shaded area that you attacked will start flashing
red. You will be attacked by three waves of a gang you've started a war with.
Make sure you have a decent vantage point and start picking them off. Body
armour and health is scattered around the turf you're in the middle of, but
make sure the coast is clear before trying to reach it.
Try to start turf wars from rooftops of buildings, or from enclosed areas where
the rival gang cannot reach you. Once you return to Los Santos, the Ballas and
the Vagos will be a lot stronger and a lot of them will be armed with AKs so
finding a good vantage point will be very important if you want to take over
the territory. There are 68 territories in all, including one at Bayside Marina
in Las Venturas, so if you're missing one, check there. When you start the turf
war in Bayside Marina, you will only be attacked by 1 wave of gang members.
There are only 68 territories in Los Santos, however, there is a glitch that
allows you to fight the Ballas and Vagos in San Fierro and Las Venturas too,
meaning that you can take over the whole of San Andreas. I won't cover this
here as there is already an FAQ on GameFAQs that covers this. Read that for all
the details. This glitch allows you to take over 178 territories in total!
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 8. Weapons Locations (SAWEA) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Scattered around San Andreas are lots of weapons that can be used during
missions and to even the odds if you are outnumbered by a rival gang. I have
listed all the weapons here, and where you can find them. If there are any I
have missed, please let me know.
+------------+
| Los Santos |
+------------+
AK-47
=====
1. Blueberry - In corner of Fleischberg beer factory
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry.
Again, take the westernmost road out of Blueberry and look for the Fleischberg
beer factory on the left side of the road. The AK is located in the corner of
the wall on the north side of the factory.
2. Mulholland - Behind Roboi's Food Mart
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left that leads
through Las Colinas and follow this road west and across the Mulholland
Intersection to Mulholland. After you've passed the Mulholland Intersection
look on the corner of the first right turn. There's a Roboi's 24/7 Food Mart
there. The AK is behind the 24/7.
3. Ocean Docks - Behind stairs in warehouse
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow
the road as it curves west through Ocean Docks. Take the first left on the
corner where there's a blue warehouse and go through the opening in the wall.
Head around the back of the building on the south side of the compound and
go up the stairs. Go through this room and down the stairs in the next room.
The AK is behind the stairs you've just descended.
4. Vinewood - Behind Interglobal Studios in northwest corner
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west through the Mulholland
Intersection. Take the fifth left after the Mulholland Intersection and follow
this road south. After the first right turn, look for the Interglobal Studios
on the right side of the street. Head in there and the AK is located behind the
building in the northwest corner.
Brass Knuckles
==============
1. Commerce - Alley on north side of Roboi's Food Mart
Head west from your house in Ganton and follow the roads through to City Hall
just north of Verdant Bluffs. A little further west from City Hall is a Roboi's
Food Mart where the LS Courier missions are activated. The brass knuckles are
down an alley on the north side of the mart.
2. Ganton - Under overpass on Grove Street
Head west from your house in Ganton and just down the road there is an over
pass. The brass knuckles are under the overpass on the left side of the street.
Cane
====
1. Mulholland - Behind letter 'N' in 'Vinewood' sign
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west until you pass the
Mulholland Intersection. Take the first right after you pass the Mulholland
Intersection and you should see the 'Vinewood' sign. Climb up the grassy slope
and the cane is behind the letter 'N' in Vinewood.
2. Rodeo - Beside "Victim" store
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road west as it curves towards the Ocean Docks. Continue following
this road along the southernmost road along Los Santos International and head
towards Santa Maria Beach. Take the last right before you reach the wooden pier
with the Ferris wheel. Take the second left after that and the second right
after that. Look along the left side of the street to find the cane, it's next
to a Victim shop.
3. Temple - East side of white house
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second last left before
the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road through the Mulholland
Intersection. Take the second left after you pass the Mulholland Intersection
and along the left side of the street are two white houses with stone steps
outside the entrance. The cane is on the east side of the second house on the
left.
Chainsaw
========
1. Ocean Docks - Behind stairs leading down to docks
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow
the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks, and take the second left after
you pass the bridge with green support beams. Take the next right after and
follow this road. After you get off the first bridge, go alongside the
containers on the left side of the road and you'll see some steps leading down
to a dock. The chainsaw is behind the steps along the dock.
2. Hampton Barns - Under awning of shanty
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there towards Hanky Panky Point and take
the first left when you reach Hanky Panky Point. Follow the road you are on
west under the Montgomery Intersection and towards Montgomery. Take the north
west road out of Montgomery and just before you reach the Fallow Bridge which
leads to Las Venturas, look for a small group of shanties on the left side of
the road. The chainsaw is under the awning of the northernmost shanty.
3. The Panopticon - Behind wooden logs
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry.
Again, take the westernmost road out of Blueberry and take the first left. Take
the next right after that and follow this road until you can turn right again.
As you turn right look for a dirt path on the right side of the road. Just
after the dirt path is a long line of wooden logs. The chainsaw is behind the
logs.
4. Willowfield - Behind rusty container in junkyard
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the second left just before the
train tracks. Follow this road south and as the road curves southeast towards
the Ocean Docks, look for an opening in a wall on the right side of the road
which leads to a junkyard. Head inside the junkyard and turn left to find the
chainsaw behind a rusty container.
Colt .45
========
1. Ganton - Corner of wall behind house on Grove Street
From your house in Ganton, head next door to Sweet's house. Go behind Sweet's
and run alongside the wall behind the house. You'll find the pistol in the
corner.
2. Las Colinas - Beside wall in opening between two houses
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Take the second left after that and at the
end of the road, look for a wide opening between the last two houses on the
left side of the street. The pistol is at the back of the opening by the wall.
3. Santa Maria Beach - Beside lifeguard post
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville and follow
the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Continue following the road
until you reach the Santa Maria Beach. On the south side of the beach is a
wooden pier with a Ferris wheel. On the west side of the pier is a lifeguard
post. The pistol is by the post.
Desert Eagle
============
1. Playa Del Seville - Corner of wire fence around beach
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. On the
corner as the road curves west towards the Ocean Docks, head along the beach
and look in the corner of the wire fence that separates the beach from part of
the docks.
Golf Club
=========
1. Mulholland - South side of radio tower behind 'Vinewood' sign
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west until you pass the
Mulholland Intersection. Take the first right after you pass the Mulholland
Intersection and you should see the 'Vinewood' sign. Climb up the grassy
slope and behind the 'Vinewood' sign is a radio tower. The golf club is on
the south side of the radio tower.
Grenades
========
1. East Beach - Northeast corner of second floor of car park
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little
further north from the Los Santos Forum to the multi-storey car park. Head up
to the second level and the grenades are in the northeast corner.
2. Idlewood - Top of stairs leading to roof of 24hr motel
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the third left just after the
train tracks. Follow the road you are on straight ahead and into the car park
behind a 24-hour motel. Go up the stairs leading to the roof on the east side
of the motel, and the grenades are in a small gap in the wall when you reach
the top of the stairs.
3. Santa Maria Beach - Behind wooden structure on wooden pier
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Follow this road
all around the airport by following the southernmost road until you reach the
Santa Maria Beach. Head to the pier with the Ferris wheel in the middle of
the beach and head down the pier. Look for a pizza stand on the left side of
the pier. Behind the pizza stand is a wooden structure, and behind the wooden
structure are the grenades.
Katana
======
1. El Corona - Behind wooden fence behind 69 cent store
Head west from your house in Ganton, and turn left at the Ten Green Bottles bar
intersection. Turn right after that and then follow this road across the train
tracks. Take the third left after you cross the train tracks and look for a 69
cent store on the left side of the street. Climb over the wooden fence behind
the 69 cent store and the Katana is in the corner on the right.
Knife
=====
1. Market - Back of landing bay behind hospital
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the
road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel
on the west side of Verdant Bluffs, continue heading north towards Market.
Take the fifth right and there will be a hospital on the corner. Behind the
hospital is a loading bay and the Knife is at the back of the northernmost
bay.
M4
==
1. Los Santos International - Between ramps on west side of runway
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Follow this road
until you reach the southern most road at Los Santos International. Use a car
or helicopter to get over the airport entrance and the M4 is located between
the yellow and black stone ramps on the west side of the runway.
Micro-SMG
=========
1. East Beach - Northwest corner of multi-storey car park
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little
further north from the Los Santos Forum to the multi-storey car park. Head up
to the top level of the car park and the Micro-SMG is in the northwest corner.
2. East Los Santos - Under stone bridge south of Sweet's house
From your house in Ganton, head into the flood-control area just east of your
house, and behind Sweet's house. The Micro-SMG is located under the stone
bridge just south east of Sweet's house under the south support beam.
Molotovs
========
1. East Los Santos - In alley on east side of "Rodriguez Iron Works"
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Take the first left south and take the
second right west. Take the second right after that and on the corner on the
left you should see a red building marked "Rodriguez Iron Works". The Molotovs
are located in the alley on the east side of this building.
2. Ocean Docks - Under metal structure beside generator
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following this
road and take the second left after you pass the bridge with the green support
beams. There will be a tall yellow crane on the corner on the left side of the
street. Behind the crane is a metal structure with a generator underneath it.
The Molotovs are under the metal structure beside the generator.
3. Palomino Creek - On roof of building next to cemetery
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. In the southwest corner
of Palomino Creek where you found the shovel, there is a brick building next to
the cemetery. Use the east side of the building to access the roof and you'll
find the Molotovs at the back.
4. Vinewood - In grass beside orange trailer
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the
Mulholland Intersection, and on the corner of the third right turn, there will
be a low orange trailer. The Molotovs are beside the trailer.
Nightstick
==========
1. Vinewood - Inside security booth of Interglobal Studios
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west through the Mulholland
Intersection. Take the fifth left after the Mulholland Intersection and follow
this road south. After the first right turn, look for the Interglobal Studios
on the right side of the street. Head in there and the nightstick is located
inside the security booth by the northeast entrance.
Pool Cue
========
1. Blueberry - Next to entrance of restaurant
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry.
Take the first left and the right after that. On the corner just up ahead is
a restaurant. The pool cue is next to the entrance.
RPG
===
1. Downtown Los Santos - Roof of tall building
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west but don't get
on the Mulholland Intersection. Follow the road as it curves south and take the
first right. The RPG is located on the roof of the second building on the left
side of the street. You'll need a helicopter to access it.
Satchel Charges
===============
1. Montgomery - Alley on north side of "Inside Track Betting" shop
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and take the first right into Montgomery. On the
corner of the third right turn is an Inside Track Betting shop. The satchel
charges are located in the alley on the north side of the building.
Sawn-Off Shotgun
================
1. East Los Santos - Roof of "Pig Pen" strip club
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second last left before
you reach the countryside. Follow this and take the first left. Cross the
bridge and take the first right after. Follow the road you are on west and take
the second right. On the left side of the street you should see the Pig Pen
strip club. Run around to the back of the Pig Pen and you'll be able to easily
access the roof from there. The sawn-off is on the higher part of the roof.
2. Ganton - Kitchen of the Johnson House
Spawns inside the kitchen of your house in Ganton after spraying 100 tags.
3. Ocean Docks - Inside train carriage on train tracks
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks. Take the first left
after you pass under the bridge with green support beams and head inside the
blue warehouse on the corner. The sawn-off is inside the first train carriage
you see on the right side of the tracks.
4. Palomino Creek - In garden behind house
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Once you reach the
third left, from the end of the road you should see a house straight ahead and
a little to the left. The sawn-off is behind this house.
5. Vinewood - Southwest corner of Interglobal Studios
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west through the Mulholland
Intersection. Take the fifth left after the Mulholland Intersection and follow
this road south. After the first right turn, look for the Interglobal Studios
on the right side of the street. Head in there and the Sawn-Off is located
between two buildings in the southwest corner.
Shovel
======
1. Ganton - Garden behind Ryder's house
From your house in Ganton, head next door to Ryder's house and around the back.
The shovel is against the wall.
2. Fern Ridge - West side of Catalina's cabin
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek, and follow the road west towards Montgomery. Take
the first right that leads into Montgomery, but look for a dirt path on the
left side of the road. Turn on to the dirt path and follow it west into Fern
Ridge until you reach Catalina's cabin. The shovel is on the west side of the
cabin.
3. Palomino Creek - Next to fence inside cemetery
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Head to the southern
most road in Palomino Creek, and head into the cemetery in the southwest corner
where you'll find the shovel.
4. The Panopticon - Under overhang of shanty
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry.
Take the westernmost road out of Blueberry and take the first left. Take the
next right after that and follow the road you are on until you can turn right
again. As you turn right look for a dirt path on the right side of the road.
Follow the dirt path and as it opens up run along the left of it and look for
a shanty with an overhang. The shovel is under the overhang.
Silenced Pistol
===============
1. Commerce - Top of steps leading to Conference Centre
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the
road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel
on the west side of Verdant Bluffs take the first right and on the corner
after the first left turn is a conference centre. The silenced pistol is just
to the left at the top of the steps.
SMG
===
1. El Corona - Behind wall near Unity Station platform
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the 'Ten Green
Bottles' bar. Take the next right after and follow this road until you reach
the train tracks. Get on the train tracks and follow them south, and then west
towards Unity Station. When you reach the Unity Station platform, a little
further up you should see a white wall on the right. Climb over the wall and
the SMG is right in front of you.
2. Las Colinas - Roof of house with brick patio
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west and you'll see a trailer
park on the right side of the street. Just after the trailer park is a yellow
house with a brick patio. Use the stairs to access the roof of this house and
you'll find the SMG at the top.
3. Las Colinas - Roof of Jefferson Motel
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the 'Ten Green
Bottles' bar. Take the next right after and follow this road until you reach
the train tracks. Get on the train tracks and follow them north towards
Jefferson until you reach a tunnel. To the west of the train tracks you will
see the Jefferson Motel. Use the stairs on the south side of the motel to
access the roof, and the SMG is on the west side of the roof near the back.
4. Montgomery - In corner of alley on north side of burnt-out building
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and take the first right into Montgomery. On the
corner of the fourth left is a burnt-out building. Behind the burnt-out
building is an opening in the wall. Go through the opening and follow the
wall round to the north side of the building and the SMG is in the corner.
Sniper Rifle
============
1. Jefferson - Roof of Jefferson Hospital
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the 'Ten Green
Bottles' bar. Take the next right after and follow this road until you reach
the train tracks. Get on the train tracks and follow them north towards
Jefferson. Take the last left just before the pedestrian overpass and follow
the road to the end. On the corner is the Jefferson Hospital. The sniper rifle
is on the roof of the hospital. You'll need a helicopter to access it.
2. Vinewood - Top of stairs leading to roof of Interglobal Studios
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks. Keep following the road
as it curves around the southernmost road at Los Santos International. Turn
left when you can and continue following the road. As you exit the tunnel on
the west side of Verdant Bluffs, take the first left and then the fifth right.
Follow this road north and take the third right. On the left side of the street
is the Interglobal Television Studios. Go through the opening on the corner and
head to the left where you find a ramp leading up. Follow the ramp to the top
and then follow the stairs to the roof where you'll find the sniper rifle.
Tear Gas
========
1. Mulholland - Top of steps leading to entrance of opera house
From your house in Ganton, head east towardss the main road that overlook the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the Mulholland
Intersection. Take the first left after you pass the Mulholland Intersection
and the first left after that. Look along the left side of the street for an
opera house. The tear gas is located at the top of the stairs outside the opera
house entrance.
2. Ocean Docks - Behind boxes in southeast corner of warehouse
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks. Take the first left
after you pass under the bridge with green support beams and head into the blue
warehouse on the corner. The tear gas is located behind the boxes at the back
of the warehouse on the right in the southeast corner.
Tec-9
=====
1. Blueberry - Down left side of garage
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into
Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost
road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blue-
berry. Take the northernmost road out of Blueberry, and on the corner at the
intersection is a garage. The Tec-9 is down the left side of the garage.
2. Ganton - Roof of Sweet's house in Grove Street
From your house in Ganton, head down the left side of your house and climb the
wall behind it. Climb onto the roof of the house in front of you, and from
there jump onto the roof of Sweet's house. The Tec-9 is the centre of the roof.
3. Las Colinas - Near wire fence behind orange house
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads to the countryside. On the corner of the first left turn is an
orange house. Go through the opening in the wall behind the orange house and
follow the path and you'll find the Tec-9 near the wire fence near the back.
4. Los Santos International - Under support beam of highway
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west and get on the Mulholland
Intersection. Take the southernmost road off the Mulholland Intersection and
follow the road south until you reach the highway on the west side of Los
Santos International. The Tec-9 is located under the southernmost support beam
of the highway closest to the runway.
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| Badlands |
+----------+
Cane
====
1. Beacon Hill - West side of wooden barn
From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul company where the
Trucking missions are activated and take the first right. Follow the road
around and take the first left. Follow this road southwest and look for a dirt
path on the left side of the road. Follow the dirt path until you reach a
small farm with a windmill, a house and a wooden barn. The cane is on the west
side of the barn.
2. Flint County - Behind booth in RS Haul compound
From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul company where the
Trucking missions are activated and head inside the compound. The cane is
located behind the booth where you activate the Trucking missions.
Desert Eagle
============
1. Whetstone - Southwest corner of warehouse in junkyard
Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this
road northeast and look for a junkyard on the left side of the road. Head down
the dirt path and into the junkyard, and head to the heap of scrap in the
middle of the junkyard. In front of the heap of scrap there is an open ware
house with a cement truck inside. Head inside this warehouse and the Desert
Eagle is in the southwest corner.
Flamethrower
============
1. Flint County - Between two wooden cabins
Take the southwest road out of Dillimore, and follow it west. Take the second
left and then right at the T-intersection. Take the first right turn and
follow the road round and under the bridge. Look for a path on the right side
of the road which leads to a row of log cabins. The flamethrower is between
the two southernmost cabins.
2. Shady Creeks - In middle of a group of trees
Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine, and take the first right. Follow
this road all around Shady Creeks and take the first right when you reach the
Back O' Beyond. When you reach a bridge, go down the slope on the right side
of the bridge and cross another small wooden bridge below. Follow the dirt road
northwest until you reach a group of trees and the dirt road leads to a fork.
The flamethrower is located in the middle of the group of trees.
Golf Club
=========
1. Angel Pine - Garage of house
Head south from the Flint Intersection and follow the road around the Los
Santos Inlet towards Angel Pine. Take the southwest road into Angel Pine and
take the first left. Look in the garage of the second house on the left side
of the street to find the golf club.
Micro-SMG
=========
1. Angel Pine - Behind trailer in southeast corner
Head south from the Flint Intersection and follow the road around the Los
Santos Inlet towards Angel Pine. Take the southeast road into Angel Pine and
look for a trailer park on the left side of the street. The SMG is located
behind a trailer in the southeast corner.
Rifle
=====
1. Back O' Beyond - On top of huge rock along dirt path
From the Flint Intersection, head south along the motorway until you reach the
Back O' Beyond. As the road curves north, look along the right side of the road
for a dirt path. Head down the dirt path and turn right at the fork.
Immediately after the fork, look along the left for a huge rock. The rifle is
located on top of the rock in the south corner.
Shovel
======
1. Whetstone - Beside heap of scrap on west side
Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this
road northeast and look for a junkyard on the left side of the road. Head down
the dirt path and into the junkyard, and head to the heap of scrap on the east
side of the junkyard. The shovel is on the west side of the heap of scrap.
+------------+
| San Fierro |
+------------+
AK-47
=====
1. Foster Valley - Behind rocks in front of white building
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and take the
second right opposite the road that leads to San Fierro International. Drive
under the freeway and take the first left after so you are heading south.
Follow this road into Foster Valley, and after the first left turn, there will
be a row of white buildings on the left side of the street. Look for a small
pile of rocks between the third and fourth buildings. The AK is behind the
rocks.
Baseball Bat
============
1. Garcia - Southeast corner of baseball field
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the third right. Follow this road north towards Zero's RC
shop. Opposite Zero's RC shop is a car park, and behind the car park is a
baseball field. The baseball bat is in the southeast corner of the baseball
field.
Brass Knuckles
==============
1. Calton Heights - South side of garages
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left on the north
side of the waste grounds. Turn right after that and follow this road north.
Take the eighth left and look for a car park on the left side of the street.
The brass knuckles are located behind the garages on the south side.
Cane
====
1. City Hall - Behind steps leading up to entrance of City Hall
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Take the sixth
left at the end of the road and then take the second right. On the right side
of the street you will see a City Hall building. The cane is behind the steps
leading up to the entrance of the building.
2. Downtown - Between red pillars outside entrance to "Victim" store
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first left. Follow this road north and then northeast
through Easter Basin. Take the third left after passing under the Garver Bridge
and on the corner of the next turn on the right side of the street is a Victim
store. The cane is between to red pillars to the right of the store's entrance.
3. Hashbury - In front of market stall in market area
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the sixth right by the "Hippy Shopper" store on the corner.
After you've passed the "Hippy Shopper" store, there is a small market-type
area on the left side of the street. The cane is located in front of the market
stall on the south side of the market.
4. Ocean Flats - In driveway of house
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the sixth left. Immediately on the corner on the right side
of the street is a row of houses. The cane is in the driveway of the first
house on the right side of the street.
5. Ocean Flats - In back garden of house
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and turn right into the alley after the eighth right turn. Head
through the gap in the stone wall of the third house on the left side of the
alley, where you'll find the cane.
6. Ocean Flats - At top of steps in back garden of house
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and head down the alley on the left side of the street after the
sixth left turn. Go through the gap in the stone wall of the last house on
the right side at the end of the alley. The cane is at the top of the steps
leading up to the back door of the house in front of you.
7. Ocean Flats - In back garden of house
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west through Garcia and Hashbury and take the ninth right. Take the next
right after and head down the alley on the left side of the street. Head
down the alley and go through the gap in the fence of the third house on the
left side of the alley. You'll find the cane in the garden.
8. Santa Flora - Outside entrance of Santa Flora hospital entrance
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this
road west and look along the right side of the road for a hospital after the
fifth right turn. The cane is outside the entrance of the hospital on the west
side of the building.
Chainsaw
========
1. Avispa Country Club - Inside tennis court entrance to the right
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and turn left at the end of the road, which is the eighth left.
Head south on this road and take the second right into the Avispa Country
Club. On the left side of the road is a car park, and behind the car park is
a tennis court. Enter the tennis court and the chainsaw is on the right.
2. Doherty - Top of concrete ramp on waste grounds behind garage
On the north side of the waste grounds where your garage in Doherty is found,
there is a collapsed and burnt-out building. Head there, and head up the
sloping concrete ramp. The chainsaw is at the top of the ramp.
3. Garcia - Northwest corner of construction site
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and on the corner of the third left turn, on the left side of the
street is a construction site. Climb over the wall and the chainsaw is in the
northwest corner.
Colt .45
========
1. Garcia - Corner of alleyway
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head down the
alleyway on the right side of the street after the second right turn. When the
narrow alleyway opens out slightly, look to the right and you'll find the
pistol in the corner.
Desert Eagle
============
1. Garcia - In corner of alley near Zero's RC Shop
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Go down the
alleyway straight ahead and look for an opening in a wall on the right side of
the alleyway. Go through the opening and look to the right to find the Desert
Eagle in the corner.
Flamethrower
============
1. Doherty - Under concrete slope in burnt-out building
Head to the northeast corner of the waste grounds behind your garage in Doherty
and you'll see a crumbling burnt-out building with a concrete slope beside it.
The flamethrower is located behind the concrete slope.
2. Easter Basin - Southeast corner of freight ship
From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station which is opposite the
garage, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks south, and then
follow them into the docks at Easter Basin. Just before the train tracks end
you will see a freight liner on the right side of the tracks. Head up the ramp
beside the freight liner and head to the southeast corner of the freight where
you'll find the flamethrower.
Golf Club
=========
1. Avispa Country Club - Outside entrance to club
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this
road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn left at
the end of the road and follow this road south towards the Avispa Country Club.
Take the second left into the Avispa Country Club and head to the front
entrance where you'll find the golf club.
Katana
======
1. Chinatown - Behind concrete ramp in alley
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this
road west and take the second right. After turning right, look along the right
side of the street for an alleyway. Head down the alleyway and turn the corner
after passing the first building on the left. The katana is at the end of the
alleyway, behind a concrete ramp.
2. Hashbury - At bottom of steps in front of grey building
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the sixth right. Take the first left after and look for a
grey building on the right side of the street. Head down the steps in front of
the grey building and you'll find the katana at the bottom.
M4
==
1. Palisades - Next to tree in back garden of apartment
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and turn right at the end of the road after the ninth right turn.
Head north and look for a huge stone dock on the left side of the street.
Keep heading north after that and you should soon see a long row of several
groups of houses on the left side of the street. The M4 is behind the third
group of houses on the left.
Micro-SMG
=========
1. Esplanade North - In corner along left side of Well Stacked Pizza Co.
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn left. Head north along this road and follow it through
Easter Basin and Downtown until you reach the Well Stacked Pizza Co. shop in
Esplanade East. Head along the left side of the Well Stacked Pizza Co. and the
Micro-SMG is in the corner up ahead.
Minigun
=======
1. Kincaid Bridge - Top of stone arch at start of bridge
Head to Cranberry Station, which is opposite your garage in Doherty, and get on
the train tracks. Follow the train tracks northeast until you reach the Kincaid
Bridge. The minigun is located on top of the stone arch at the start of the
bridge. You'll need access to Las Venturas and an air vehicle to be able to get
to it.
Nightstick
==========
1. Doherty - On stairs of pedestrian overpass
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the fourth right. On the
corner on the left side of the street at the next turn, there is a pedestrian
overpass. Head up the ramp and the nightstick is on the ramp near the top.
Pool Cue
========
1. Doherty - Behind concrete slope in burnt-out building
Head to the northeast corner of the waste grounds behind your garage in Doherty
and you'll see a crumbling burnt-out building with a concrete slope beside it.
The pool cue is located in the corner behind the slope.
RPG
===
1. Easter Bay Airport - Between white tanks next to control tower
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and take the
first left into the Easter Bay Airport. Take the middle road at the fence. When
you reach the fence you can go right through if you have a pilot's licence,
otherwise, park a car by the security booth and use it to climb over the booth.
Enter either tunnel and when you exit the tunnel, head to the east corner of
The airport, where the control tower is. Next to the control tower are two
hangars, and next to the hangars are three white tanks. The RPG is located
between the second and third tank.
Satchel Charges
===============
1. Avispa Country Club - Beside wall behind club
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this
road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn left at
the end of the road and follow this road south towards the Avispa Country Club.
Take the second left into the Avispa Country Club and head around the back to
the southeast side of the building, and you'll find the satchels in the corner
against the wall.
2. Paradiso - Outside front door of house
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Follow this
road west and take the fifth right. After the second left turn look along the
left side of the road for a house with a ramp leading up to the entrance. It's
the last house on the left. Head up here and the satchel charges are at the
top.
Shotgun
=======
1. Doherty - Southeast corner of Shady Industries warehouse
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first left. On the left side of the street is a red
brick warehouse called "Shady Industries". Enter the warehouse compound through
the opening in the wall, and the shotgun is in the corner on the southeast side
of the building.
Shovel
======
1. Ocean Flats - In driveway outside house
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this
road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn right
at the end of the road and head north. Look along the right side of the road
after the first right turn. The shovel is located in the driveway outside one
of the houses on the right side of the road.
Sniper Rifle
============
1. Downtown - Roof of building opposite "Otto's Autos"
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks, and take the first left. Follow this road north and take the
fourth right after passing under the Garver Bridge. Immediately on the corner
on the left side of the street is the building where the sniper rifle is
located. It's opposite "Otto's Autos", and you'll need an air vehicle to be
able to get to it.
Tear Gas
========
1. Easter Basin - Carrier inside naval base
This is a hard weapon to get as it's located inside the carrier at the army
base in Easter Basin. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the
first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. The army
base is on the right side of the street just before you pass the Kincaid
Bridge. Use a helicopter to land on the carrier and enter through the open
door on the north side. Go down both sets of steps and go into the room
straight ahead. The tear gas is located behind the wooden crates on the east
side of this room.
Tec-9
=====
1. Battery Point - Behind pillar on north side of Pleasure Domes Club
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn left again. Head north along this road and follow it
through Easter Basin and Downtown until you reach the Well Stacked Pizza Co.
shop in Esplanade East. Head past the Well Stacked Pizza and start heading west
towards the Gant Bridge, where Jizzy's club is located. When you reach Jizzy's
club, head around to the north side and the Tec-9 is behind the stone pillar
under the Gant Bridge. It's the first pillar on the right.
2. Calton Heights - Behind tree near stone building
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Take the first
right after and follow this road north. Head north and take the sixth right
turn (including the winding path). On the corner on the right side of the
street as you turn right is a stone building. Head around to the back of this
building and the Tec-9 is behind the tree.
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| Desert |
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AK-47
=====
1. Tierra Robada - Between two trailers in trailer park
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right a little further up after passing the dirt road that leads to
the cabin, and follow this road. Take the first left you come to, and at the
end of the road is a white building with a parking lot. Head up the slope to
the right of the white building and there will be a trailer park in front of
you. The AK is between the first two trailers on the right.
Brass Knuckles
==============
1. Las Payasadas - Behind building on street corner
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Continue heading east along this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Take the
westernmost road into Las Payasadas, and take the first left. Immediately on
the corner on the right side of the road is a small building. The brass
knuckles are located behind the building.
Chainsaw
========
1. Hunter Quarry - Behind rock-crushing machine in Quarry
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second right before you
reach the fork in the road. Head along this road and look for a dirt path on
the right side of the road soon after. The dirt path will lead you to the
Hunter Quarry. Carefully make your way down to the bottom of the Quarry, and
then head to the southeast side of the Quarry where you'll find two tall rock-
crushing machines. Head up the stairs beside the rock-crushing machines and
the chainsaw is located behind the machine.
Colt .45
========
1. Tierra Robada - Under railroad tracks stone support beam
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road until you reach a bridge. Cross the
bridge, and immediately after you'll reach the Kincaid Bridge (the railroad
tracks). The Colt .45 is located behind the stone support beam on the left side
of the road.
Desert Eagle
============
1. Bayside Marina - In corner of wall behind house
From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside, and take the first
right you come to. Follow the winding road round and take the first left.
Immediately after turning left, look along the left side of the street for a
row of posh white houses. Head behind the third house, and look along the back
wall. The Desert Eagle is in the corner of the wall to the far right.
2. Lil' Probe Inn - Under solar panel in trailer park
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the third left at the fork in
the road. Turn right and pass under the railroad tracks, and look along the
right side of the road for a trailer park opposite the Lil' Probe Inn bar. Head
towards the trailer park and the Desert Eagle is under the middle solar panel
on the east side of the trailer park.
Grenades
========
1. Bayside - In alley behind row of shops
From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside, and take the first
right you come to. Follow the winding road round and take the first right.
Follow this road and after the first left turn, look along the left side of the
road for an alley that runs behind the row of shops a little further up. The
grenades are located in the alley.
Katana
======
1. El Quebrados - Behind trailer on north side of trailer park
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you
reach El Quebrados. On the corner on the first right turn is a trailer park.
The Katana is located behind a trailer on the north side of the trailer park.
Knife
=====
1. Bone County - Beside pole in centre of trailer park
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge, and take the first right you come to.
Follow this road into Bone County, and after the second left turn, look along
the left side of the road for a trailer park. Head to the centre of the trailer
park, and the knife is located beside a pole.
2. El Castillo del Diablo - Between cages at snake farm
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right almost immediately as you come off the bridge, and follow this
road. Continue following the road until you reach the snake farm (it's a little
southwest of the abandoned airfield). The knife is located between two cages
at the snake farm.
M4
==
1. Restricted Area - Behind stairs leading to top of guard tower
From the Fallow Bridge, head northwest and turn left at the fork with the
Cluckin' Bell. Take the first right after, and head under the railroad tracks.
Continue following this road until you reach the Restricted Area. You'll have a
five-star wanted level at this point, so you'll need to be quick from now on.
Dash to the southwest corner of the Restricted Area and the M4 is located under
the stairs leading to the top of the guard tower.
Micro-SMG
=========
1. Verdant Meadows - Inside fuselage of destroyed aircraft
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right immediately after crossing the bridge and follow this road
until you reach the Verdant Meadows Aircraft Graveyard. Head onto the runway,
and look inside the fuselage of the destroyed aircraft on the southwest corner
of the runway to find the Micro-SMG.
Molotovs
========
1. Fort Carson - Beside black dumpster behind liquor store
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come
to. Once you've entered Fort Carson, look along the right side of the road for
a liquor store, it will have a yellow arrow pointing downwards outside it. The
Molotovs are located behind the liquor store, beside a black dumpster.
RPG
===
1. Aldea Malvada - Behind wall of destroyed pueblo building
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the easternmost road out of El Quebrados and turn right. Head south along
this road and look for a dirt path on the left side of the road just before
you reach a Cluckin' Bell. Head along the dirt path, and turn left when the
dirt path splits. Continue following the dirt path until you reach the pueblo
building. The RPG is located behind a broken wall on the south side of the
pueblo building
Shotgun
=======
1. Fort Carson - Under overhang of shanty
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come
to. Take the first right after that, once you've entered Fort Carson, and look
for a dirt path on the right side of the road. Turn left on the dirt path and
then just before the dirt path turns left again, look on the right to find a
small shanty. The shotgun is located under the overhang of the shanty.
2. Valle Ocultado - At end of wooden pier behind cabin
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. As
you exit the bridge, look along the right side of the road for a gravel path.
Head along the path and look between the cabin and wooden shed on the left.
Behind the cabin is a long wooden pier. The shotgun is located at the end of
the pier.
Shovel
======
1. Hunter Quarry - Beside mound of dirt in Quarry
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second right before you
come to the fork in the road. Head along this road and look for a dirt path on
the right side of the road soon after. The dirt path will lead you to the
Hunter Quarry. Carefully make your way down to the bottom of the Quarry, and
head to the south side. The shovel is located beside a small mound of dirt.
SMG
===
1. El Quebrados - Behind building on street corner
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you
reach El Quebrados. Take the first right as you enter El Quebrados, and then
the first left. Take the first right, and at the crossroads, look behind the
building that is across the road and a little to the left. The SMG is located
behind the building.
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| Las Venturas |
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AK-47
=====
1. Redsands West - Hidden in bushes in middle of apartment courtyard
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left
opposite Caligula's Casino. Head west along this road and cross the bridge that
crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway. Take the second right you come to outside
Binco, and at the end is a T-intersection. Straight ahead from the T-intersec-
tion is a low apartment building. Climb over the nearby wall and straight ahead
is a row of bushes. The AK is hidden in the bushes.
2. The Strip - Hidden behind casino on the roof
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, find a Jetpack and fly up to the
rooftop of the Four Dragons Casino. At the other end, descend down to the lower
part of the rooftop and head to the left. The AK is hidden against the wall
at the back here.
Baseball Bat
============
1. Blackfield - Against wall outside Blackfield Stadium
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, look along the left side of the road for the
bike school. Opposite the bike school is Blackfield Stadium. Head round to the
north side of the stadium and the Baseball Bat is under the balcony.
2. Redsands West - Southwest corner of baseball stadium
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right
again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and
take the second left. On the right as you turn left is the Las Venturas Base-
ball stadium sign. Head to the baseball stadium behind the sign and park a
vehicle by the fence. Climb over the fence and the wall after it and head onto
the field. The baseball bat is in the southwest corner.
Cane
====
1. Emerald Isle - In a corner behind Emerald Isle Casino
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after
the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald
Isle Casino. From outside the Emerald Isle Casino, head down the street to the
right of the entrance, and on the left is a small path that will lead you into
a corner of the building. The cane is in the corner next to some trees.
2. Pilgrim - Outside casino entrance
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and take
the third right. Head east from here and after the third right turn, straight
ahead is a low casino. You'll recognise it by the torches outside the entrance.
Go around to the entrance on the southwest side and the cane is located to the
left of the entrance.
3. Prickle Pine - Next to house
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
take the ninth left on the left side of the road (you'll be driving against
traffic). Head west along this road and cross the Harry Gold Parkway bridge
that runs over the Julius Thruway North. Take the second right as you come
off the bridge and then the second left. Turn right again and cross over the
Julius Thruway North. Drive straight ahead and follow the road around outside
the Yellow Bell Station until you reach a cul-de-sac. At the end of the cul-
de-sac, go down the right side of the last house on the left and the cane is
just beyond the flowers.
4. Prickle Pine - Behind ledge next to train station
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
take the ninth left on the left side of the road (you'll be driving against
traffic). Head west along this road and cross the Harry Gold Parkway bridge
that runs over the Julius Thruway North. Take the second right as you come
off the bridge and then the second left. Turn right again and cross over the
Julius Thruway North. Drive straight ahead and follow the road around to the
Yellow Bell Station. Go through to the platform and head to the left. Follow
the hedge along the left until you reach the cane.
Chainsaw
========
1. Whitewood Estates - Outside warehouse
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first left you come to off the Thruway.
(Watch out for oncoming traffic). Turn left again and then right. Head north
again and after the second right, look along the right side of the street for a
gap in a wall leading to a warehouse compound. Go through the gap and head to
the right. Turn the corner and you'll run into the chainsaw.
Flamethrower
============
1. KACC Military Fuels - Under awning in military base
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the
fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and
take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the
first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge
that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn
right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels
compound. You can either get a military vehicle to be able to access the
compound, or fly a helicopter over. Either way, when you're inside the com-
pound, land in the parking lot, and head over to the left (west) side of the
compound. Enter the hangar and make your way to the back. Head through the exit
at the back and turn right. Turn left up ahead and go over to the stairs. To
the right of the stairs is an awning. The flamethrower is under the awning.
Golf Club
=========
1. Yellow Bell Golf Course - On balcony in golf club
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come
off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again
shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Follow the road around
until you reach the Yellow Bell Golf Course on the north side of Prickle Pine.
Head to the roundabout on the east side of the club and climb onto the roof.
Climb over to the other side of the roof and drop down to the balcony below
where you'll find the golf club.
Grenades
========
1. Rockshore East - Next to air duct on roof of building
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Thruway but take the first right that
you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and then left. Turn left and
then right again. Follow this road east until you reach the train tracks coming
in from Palomino Creek. Cross the train tracks and enter the compound opposite.
On the right side of the compound is the building where the grenades. Use the
containers stacked against the wall to reach the roof and the grenades are next
to the first air-duct on the right side of the roof.
Katana
======
1. Pirates In Men's Pants - Between stairs on pirate ship.
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left
turn, look along the left side of the street for the Pirates In Men's Pants
Casino. Moored in the water outside the hotel is a pirate ship. Go onto the
pirate ship and head up the steps to the left. The katana is located between
another two sets of stairs in front of you.
2. The Strip - In bushes next to Four Dragons Casino
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, go down the street to the left of
the casino entrance and turn the corner. Go into the bushes between the three
trees in front of you to find the katana.
M4
==
1. Pilgrim - Behind roof of low apartment
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and take
the third right. Head east from here and after the second right turn, straight
ahead is a low casino. You'll recognise it by the torches outside the entrance.
Head around to the east side of the casino and across the road from it is a low
apartment. Go up the steps to the balcony and climb up the central part of the
roof of the apartment. The M4 is just behind the rooftop a little to the left.
Micro-SMG
=========
1. Redsands West - Behind dumpster in courtyard behind row of houses
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Thruway and follow the road as it
curves north. When you are heading north again, take the first right you come
to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and follow the road. After the first
left turn, on the left side of the street is a small narrow opening between a
small wooden fence. Go through the opening and on the right is a dumpster. The
micro-SMG is behind the dumpster.
Minigun
=======
1. Roca Escalante - In front of elevator in multi-storey car park
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after
the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald
Isle Casino. Take the second right you come to after that and head east along
this road. Take the third right and on the right side of the street there is an
entrance to a multi-storey car park. Enter the car park and head down the ramp
to the next floor. As you reach the next floor, go to the left and turn the
corner where you'll find the minigun in front of an elevator.
2. Rockshore East - Fourth level of scaffolding on building site
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Thruway but take the first right that
you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and then left. Turn left and
then right again. Follow this road east and look along the left side of the
street for a building site. In the southeast corner is some scaffolding. The
minigun is located on the fourth level of scaffolding near the top. I don't
think there's any way of climbing up there so you'll need a Jetpack.
Molotovs
========
1. Creek - Behind low wall under billboard on roof of Cluckin' Bell
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Turn left and follow the Julius Thruway as it curves round to
the east side of Las Venturas. Turn right at the third fork in the road in the
top right corner of the map. Head to the line of shops a little bit south-east
of KACC Military Fuels. The Molotovs are on the roof of the Cluckin' Bell. Use
a Jetpack to get up there and the Molotovs are behind a small wall under a
billboard in the corner.
2. Come-A-Lot - In corner of rooftop
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip and take the first right turn you
come to. Head east along this road and take the third right turn. Head south
along this road but stop at the next corner. On the corner are some stairs
leading up to the roof of a yellow building. Head up the stairs and then up
the next set of stairs leading to the roof of the orange building. From here,
climb onto the orange platform with a door at the front and you can jump
across to the rooftop opposite. The Molotovs are in the far left corner.
Nightstick
==========
1. Roca Escalante - Behind sign on street corner outside police station
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after
the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald
Isle Casino. Take the first right you come to after that, and on the left is
the Las Venturas Police Department. On the left side of the street on the
corner is the LVPD sign. The nightstick is located behind the sign.
Pool Cue
========
1. Rockshore East - Between dumpster and pallet outside warehouse
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Thruway but take the first right that
you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and then left. Turn left and
then right again. Follow this road east until you reach the train tracks coming
in from Palomino Creek. Cross the train tracks and enter the compound opposite.
Head right over to the east side of the compound straight ahead, and at the
back is a long stack of containers. To the left is a beige-coloured warehouse.
The pool cue is located next to the warehouse, between a dumpster and a pallet.
Rocket Launcher
===============
1. Emerald Isle - Behind skylight on roof of Emerald Isle Casino
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork
opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again almost immediately after
turning, and straight ahead of you is the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to
the north side of the Casino and look for an entrance to a multi-storey car
park. Drive into the car park and make your way up to the top floor of the car
park. At the top, look for some stairs at the back leading up to the roof. At
the top, go around to the back of the helipad and over to the skylight windows
on the right. The rocket launcher is on the edge of the building just beyond
the skylight.
2. Emerald Isle - Level 8 of Emerald Isle Casino's multi-storey car park
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork
opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again almost immediately after
turning, and straight ahead of you is the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to
the north side of the Casino and look for an entrance to a multi-storey car
park. Drive into the car park and make your way up to Level 8 of the car
park. If you don't know what level you're on, look for the signs on the wall
of every level. The rocket launcher is in the northwest corner.
3. Las Venturas Airport - In corner of stack of containers
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, make your way to
the airport terminal and head round to the south side. The rocket launcher is
in the corner of a stack of containers.
RPG
===
1. Pilson Intersection - Roof of car park
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first left you come to off the Thruway.
(Watch out for oncoming traffic). Turn left again and then right. Head north
again and take the third left. Follow this road into the car park up ahead. Go
straight and on the right at the back is a ramp leading up to the roof. The RPG
is located in the northeast corner.
Sawn-Off Shotgun
================
1. Las Venturas Airport - On roof of "Final Build Construction" site
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second left
turn you come to. Head west along this road and after you cross the bridge that
crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, look for a blocked-off turn on the left.
Go through the blockage, and straight ahead is a "Final Build Construction"
site. The shotgun is on the roof of the building, so you'll need a Jetpack to
get to it.
2. Redsands West - Next to dumpster in alley
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right
again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and
take the second right. Head east along this road and after the first left there
is a wooden fence on the corner. Proceed past the wooden fence and head to the
back of this alley where you'll find the shotgun next to a dumpster.
3. Whitewood Estates - Behind the Sindacco Abattoir
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first left you come to off the Thruway.
(Watch out for oncoming traffic). Turn left again and then right. Head north
again and after the second left, look along the left side of the street for a
gap in a wall. Go through the gap and in front of you is the Sindacco Abattoir.
The shotgun is located behind the abattoir.
Shotgun
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1. LVA Freight Depot - Hidden by a group of trees in freight depot
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left
you come to. Head west along this road and turn right at the end. Turn left
again shortly after and continue heading west. Turn right at the end of this
road and then left again and on the left side of the street is the entrance
to the freight depot. Enter the freight depot and around the center of the
depot this is a small group of trees on the left. The shotgun is hidden in the
group of trees.
2. Pilson Intersection - Under the Pilson Intersection
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Head west and follow the Thruway round to the Julius Thruway
West. When you reach the northwest corner of the Julius Thruway West, turn
right and drive alongside the road leading onto the Pilson Intersection. A
little further up, you'll see the shotgun under the bridge.
Shovel
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1. Pirates In Men's Pants - Hidden by bushes on rocks
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left
turn, look along the left side of the street for the Pirates In Men's Pants
Casino. Moored in the water outside the hotel is a pirate ship. Just past the
pirate ship is a pier leading up to a safehouse icon. On the right side of the
pier are a few platforms and some rocks. The shovel is hidden behind the bushes
on the rocks. You can use a Jetpack to get to it, or you can climb onto the
rocks to the left of the pier and use them to climb up to the balcony above,
make your way across and climb down to the rocks on the other side.
2. Prickle Pine - Corner of tennis court
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork
opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Head north along this road towards Prickle
Pine and cross the bridge that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left and
then right. Head north again until you reach a dead end. Climb over the fence
on the left and run past the apartment block to the tennis courts up ahead. The
shovel is located in the bottom right corner of the first tennis court on the
right.
3. Redsands West - Under stands in northeast corner of baseball stadium
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right
again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and
take the second left. On the right as you turn left is the Las Venturas Base-
ball stadium sign. Head to the baseball stadium behind the sign and park a
vehicle by the fence. Climb over the fence and the wall after it and head onto
the field. The shovel is located in a small area under the stands in the north
east corner of the stadium.
Silenced Pistol
===============
1. Blackfield - Under walkway leading to Las Venturas stadium
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, look along the left side of the road for the
bike school. Opposite the bike school is Blackfield Stadium. The silenced
pistol is underneath the walkway leading to the north entrance of the stadium.
SMG
===
1. Come-A-Lot - In small nook behind Come-A-Lot Casino castle
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left.
Follow this road east and turn left. Shortly after turning left, look along the
left side of the street for the Come-A-Lot Casino castle. Go into the far left
corner and stick close to the wall. Follow the wall around until you find the
SMG in a small nook.
2. Starfish Casino - Corner of fourth floor of Starfish Casino car park
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fifth right
opposite the "The Visage" Casino. Head east and turn left into the car park
on the corner. Turn left up ahead and follow the road into the actual car park.
Head to the southeast corner where a ramp leads up to the next floor. Follow
the ramp up to the fourth floor of the car park, and you'll see the SMG in the
corner on the right.
Sniper Rifle
============
1. Clown's Pocket - On the edge of the roof of Clown's Pocket Casino
You'll need a Jetpack or something to reach this one. From the Four Dragons
Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth right opposite the "The
Visage" Casino. Head east and on the left side of the street you'll see the
Clown's Pocket Casino. Use the Jetpack to fly up there and you'll find the
sniper rifle on the edge of the roof.
2. Four Dragons Casino - Behind wall on rooftop of "Four Dragons Casino"
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, find a Jetpack and fly up to the
rooftop of the casino. The sniper rifle is very easy to find, it's behind
the wall that forms the tall structure of the entrance to the casino.
3. Roca Escalante - On roof of wedding chapel
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after
the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald
Isle Casino. Continue along this road and a little further up after the second
right turn is a wedding chapel. Climb onto the roof of the wedding chapel to
find the sniper rifle.
Tear Gas
========
1. KACC Military Fuels - In middle of open area of military base
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the
fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and
take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the
first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge
that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn
right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels
compound. You can either get a military vehicle to be able to access the
compound, or fly a helicopter over. Either way, when you're inside the com-
pound, land in the parking lot, and head over to the left (west) side of the
compound. Enter the hangar and make your way to the back. Head through the exit
at the back and turn right. Turn left up ahead and go over to the stairs. Just
behind the stairs are a row of containers. Climb onto the containers and jump
over the fence. Run forward and the tear gas is out in the middle of the open
area up ahead.
2. Las Venturas Airport - Between control tower and stone ramps
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head west, past
the runway until you reach a control tower. The tear gas is between the control
tower and the black and yellow striped stone ramps.
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| 9. Item Locations (SAITE) |
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This section will list all of the available items hidden around San Andreas,
and their locations.
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| A. Body Armour (SABOD) |
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Body armour is found all over San Andreas. They look like small grey
bulletproof vests and when picked up, increase your overall health. The
white bar in the corner of the screen just above the health bar represents
your body armour.
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| Los Santos |
+------------+
1. Commerce - Northwest corner of atrium
From your house in Ganton, head out of the alley next to your house and turn
right. Follow this road west and cross the train tracks just after you pass
Binco. Continue heading west and take the third right. Turn left immediately
after, and take the next right. Look for a tall orange building on the left
side of the street. Head round to the north side of this building and go up
the escalators. Enter the atrium and the body armour is at the back of the
room, in the northwest corner.
2. Conference - West side of walkway around conference centre
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the
road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel
on the west side of Verdant Bluffs take the first right. On the corner on the
left as you turn right is the Conference Centre. Go up the steps on the
corner and follow the walkway round to the west side of the building where
you'll find the body armour.
3. East Beach - In alleyway behind Golden Palms Hotel
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little
further north from the Los Santos Forum. Take the first and follow this road
north. After the next right, look along the right side of the street for the
Golden Palms Hotel. The body armour is in a narrow alleyway behind the hotel.
4. East Los Santos - Beside flood control wall
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Take the first left on the north side of the Los Santos
Forum. Take the second right and on the left you should see an opening that
leads down to the flood control area. Go down here and at the bottom, look
across to the other side of the flood control wall where you'll find the body
armour.
5. Hampton Barns - Under awning of trailer in trailer park
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the
countryside. Head to Hanky-Panky Point, and continue following the road as it
curves west. Turn right to get off the highway when you can, and follow this
road towards Montgomery. Follow the road around Montgomery and just before
you reach the Fallow Bridge, look for a trailer park on the right side of the
street. The body armour is under an awning behind the northernmost trailer.
6. Las Colinas - Beside wire fence along path
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. After the next left look along the left side
of the street for a path leading down. Go down this path and you'll find the
body armour in the corner at the end by a wire fence.
7. Los Santos International - On ledge near airport entrance
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow
the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks and follow it around the
southernmost road at Los Santos International. As the road curves north again,
look for a downwards sloping road on the right. Go down here and turn right.
Turn right again at the end of the tunnel, and then left. Follow the road
around and as the road curves upwards, look on the left side of the street to
find the body armour on a ledge.
8. Montgomery - Next to tree in southeast corner of trailer park
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the
countryside. Head to Hanky-Panky Point, and continue following the road as it
curves west. Turn right to get off the highway when you can, and follow this
road towards Montgomery. Take the northern road into Montgomery and follow
it through to the southern road out of Montgomery. On the corner before you
exit Montgomery is a trailer park. The body armour is next to a tree in the
southeast corner.
9. Mulholland - Inside Madd Dogg's mansion
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through
the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right after passing the Mulholland
Intersection, which is the zigzag road. Turn right at the top of the road, and
after you pass the first bridge look for Madd Dogg's mansion on the right. The
body armour is inside his mansion. You can only get it during the mission "Madd
Dogg's Rhymes" or after you obtain his mansion later on in the game.
10. Ocean Docks - In room at top of stairs in warehouse
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow
the road as it curves west through Ocean Docks. Take the first left on the
corner where there's a blue warehouse and go through the opening in the wall.
Head around the back of the building on the south side of the compound and
go up the stairs. You'll find the body armour in the room at the top of the
stairs.
11. Ocean Docks - Inside train carriage on tracks
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow
the road as it curves west through Ocean Docks. After passing the bridge with
the tall green support beams, look for a blue warehouse on the right side of
the road. Enter the warehouse and the body armour is inside the third train
carriage on the right side of the tracks.
12. Palomino Creek - Between two houses
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the
countryside. Take the first left when you reach Palomino Creek and turn right
after that. Take the next left and on the corner of the next road are two
houses - one white, and one blue. The body armour is between the two houses.
13. Pershing Square - In middle jail cell of police station
From your house in Ganton, head west and follow this road until you pass the
freeway. Take the first left after and you'll see the LSPD HQ on the left side
of the street. Enter the police station and go down the stairs on the right at
the end of the hallway. Go down the next set of stairs and turn the corner. The
body armour is in the middle jail cell on the right.
14. Pershing Square - In locker room of police station
From your house in Ganton, head west and follow this road until you pass the
freeway. Take the first left after and you'll see the LSPD HQ on the left
side of the street. Enter the police station and enter the first room on the
right. Go through to the locker room and the body armour is in the corner on
the left.
15. Verdant Bluffs - Behind low wall outside restaurant
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the
road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel
on the west side of Verdant Bluffs take the first right. Follow this road east
and after the second right turn look for an opening in a low wall. Go through
the opening and the body armour will be on the right.
16. Willowfield - In corner of alley behind Cluckin' Bell
From your house in Ganton, drive out of the alley next to your house and take
the first right. Take the next left and follow this road across the bridge.
After crossing the bridge you should see a Cluckin' Bell restaurant on the
right side of the street. Drive into the parking lot and go down the alley
in the northwest corner. Turn the corner by the brick wall and on the corner
of the next turn is the body armour.
17. Willowfield - Between pile of scrap and rusty container
From your house in Ganton, head west and get on the tracks after you pass the
Binco store. Follow the train tracks south and as they curve west look for a
low platform. Behind the platform is a pile of scrap and a rusty container.
The body armour is between them.
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| Badlands |
+----------+
1. Angel Pine - In alley on northeast side of restaurant
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around
the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the southeast road into
Angel Pine, and take the first left. On the corner straight ahead look for a
small restaurant that says "J & J's Restaurant. The body armour is in the alley
on the northeast side of the restaurant.
2. Blueberry Acres - Beside small ramp behind Fleischberg beer factory
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the
countryside. Take the first left when you reach Hanky-Panky Point, and follow
this road west and through the Montgomery Intersection. Continue west through
Montgomery until you reach Blueberry. Take the western road out of Blueberry
and look for the Fleischberg Beer Factory on the left side of the road. Head
around to the entrance on the south side of the building and head to the south
east corner of the compound, where you'll find two sets of stairs in front of
you. Ignore the stairs and drive down the path between them. At the top of the
path drive under the arch to the right and around to the back of the building
where you'll find the body armour beside a small ramp.
3. Mount Chiliad - Southeast side of Mt. Chiliad's peak
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around
the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the northwest road out of
Angel Pine and follow the road you are on until you reach Mt. Chiliad. You'll
need to drive or fly to the peak of Mt. Chiliad, and you'll find the body
armour on the southeast side of the peak.
4. Red County - Between steps of docks
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the
countryside until you reach Palomino Creek. The body armour is located across
the ocean north of Palomino Creek. You'll have to swim over to it, and the
body armour is located between the steps of the dock. The dock borders on Las
Venturas so be careful if you haven't unlocked it yet.
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| San Fierro |
+------------+
1. Doherty - Next to tanker in corner of "Shady Industries" warehouse
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road and look along
the left side of the road for a warehouse named "Shady Industries". Head
through the gap in the wall outside the warehouse and follow the wall around to
the northeast corner and you'll find the body armour in the corner beside a
tanker.
3. Easter Bay Airport - Beside road that runs under airport
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn right. Follow this road south and turn left when you
reach the Easter Bay Airport. Take the middle road when the road forks and turn
right when you reach the gates that lead to the airport. Follow this road and
after a while it slopes downwards. Look in the corner beside the road after it
slopes to find the body armour.
4. Esplanade East - At end of dock near pier
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn left. Follow this road north and then northeast until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge and continue heading
north until you reach Esplanade East. As the road curves northwest there will
be a dock on the right. Head down the ramp leading to the dock and you'll find
the body armour at the bottom.
5. Garcia - In alley near Zero's RC Shop
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and after the third right turn there is an alley on the right side of
the road. Head down the alley and turn right again. Up ahead in the corner is
the body armour.
6. Juniper Hill - Beside wall on west side of "Supa Save" store
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this
road west and take the fourth right. Take the first left after that and look
along the right side of the road for a "Supa Save" store. Head round to the
west side of the store and look to the left. The body armour is at the back
beside a wall.
7. Ocean Flats - In back garden of house
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the fifth left. Turn right at the end of the road and look
along the right side of the road for an alley. Head down the alley, and go
through the opening in the wall of the first house on the right. The body
armour is in the corner on the right.
8. Palisades - Beside wall of cliff side
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west through Garcia, Hashbury, and Ocean Flats and turn right at the end
of the road. Follow this road north until you reach Palisades. Once you reach
Palisades, look for a row of houses along the left side of the street. This row
of houses has a cliff side behind them. Head behind the first house you see,
and make your way down the cliff. Turn right when you reach the bottom, and
follow the wall of the cliff until you reach the body armour.
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| Desert |
+--------+
1. Bayside Tunnel - Northeast corner of beach
From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside, and take the first
right. Follow the winding road and take the first left. Look along the left
side of the road for a row of white houses with red-tiled roofs. After passing
the third house on the left side of the street, head down the alley between the
third and fourth house and head to the beach straight ahead. The body armour is
located beside the cliffs in the northeast corner.
2. Las Payasadas - On roof of building behind "Pecker's Feed & Seed" sign
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Continue following this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Turn right at the
first fork you come to, and immediately on the left side of the road is a low
building with a zig-zag roof. Climb on to the roof, and the body armour is
located behind a "Pecker's Feed & Seed sign.
3. Restricted Area - On walkway around control tower
From the Fallow Bridge, head northwest and turn left at the fork with the
Cluckin' Bell. Take the first right after, and head under the railroad tracks.
Continue following this road until you reach the Restricted Area. Head to the
northwest corner of the Restricted Area and enter the compound. You'll have a
five-star wanted level at this point, so you'll need to be quick from now on.
Dash to the south side of the compound and head up the stairs of the control
tower. The body armour is located on the walkway that runs around the control
tower.
4. Valle Ocultado - Between cabin and wooden shed beside river
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. As
you exit the bridge, look along the right side of the road for a dirt road.
Head along the dirt road and look between the cabin and wooden shed on the left
to find the body armour.
5. Verdant Meadows - Inside fuselage of destroyed aircraft
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right immediately after crossing the bridge and follow this road
until you reach the Verdant Meadows Aircraft Graveyard. Head on to the runway
and look inside the fuselage of the third destroyed aircraft on the left side
of the runway to find the body armour.
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| Las Venturas |
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1. Caligula's Palace - On roof of low strangely-shaped building
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right
turn you come to. Head east along this road and take the second left. Head
north again and enter the parking lot straight ahead at the T-intersection. In
the middle of the parking lot is a strangely-shaped low white building. The
body armour is located on the roof of this building.
2. Come-A-Lot - Under tall archway in parking lot
From the Four Dragons Casino, head across the road to the parking lot on the
opposite side of The Strip. On the right side of The Strip, there is a parking
lot with a tall archway structure. The body armour is in the middle of the
grass under the tall archway structure.
3. Greenglass College - Next to dumpster behind college
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right when you
reach the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway, and when
the thruway curves north, look across the left side of the thruway to find the
Greenglass College. Drive through the wire fence and go round to the west
corner of the college to find the body armour next to a green dumpter against
the wall.
4. Las Venturas - In corner of wedding chapel
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right.
Head east along this road and take the second right. Follow this road south,
and take the third left. Shortly after turning left there is a wedding chapel
on the right side of the street. Get out of your car and the body armour is in
a corner on the north side of the wedding chapel.
5. Las Venturas Airport - Near end of runway
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north
end of the runway and look near the wire fence to the left. The body armour is
along there somewhere.
6. Las Venturas Airport - In corner of small hangar
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, go to the north-
west corner of the runway and look around for two hangars against the wire
fence. The body armour is in the corner of one of the hangars.
7. LVA Freight Depot - Next to wooden fence in corner of depot
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left
you come to. Head west and turn right, and then turn left shortly after and
continue heading west. Cross the bridge that runs over Harry Gold Parkway, and
take the second left. Head south along this road and look for a tall wooden
fence on the left side of the road. Enter the depot through the opening just
before it and turn right. Drive straight ahead until you reach a dead end, and
you'll find the body armour in the corner among a small stack of cardboard
boxes.
8. Redsands East - First floor balcony of motel
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and shortly after the
sixth left turn, there is a big "Motel" sign on the left side of the street.
Go under the "Motel" sign and into the motel car park. Climb onto the ledge
of the platform on the right, and onto the balcony. Follow the balcony round
to the end where you'll find the body armour against the wall.
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| B. Cameras (SACAM) |
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Cameras are mainly found around San Fierro. They can be used to search for
Photo Ops and take a picture of certain things around San Andreas. Press the
L1 button as to save a picture in your gallery as you take it.
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| Los Santos |
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1. Ganton - Bedroom of the Johnson House
There is only camera to be found in Los Santos, and it's inside your house.
Head upstairs and into the bedroom and you'll find the camera along the
left side of your bed.
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| San Fierro |
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1. Avispa Country Club - Outside entrance of country club
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this
road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn left at
the end of the road and follow this road south towards the Avispa Country Club.
Take the second left into the Avispa Country Club and head to the front
entrance where you'll find the camera.
2. Calton Heights - Under alcove on north side of building
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the fifth left turn look
along the left side of the street for an apartment block just before the
winding path. Head up the ramp on the north side of the building and the
camera is in front of a garage under an alcove a little further up on the left.
3. Calton Heights - West side of church
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the sixth left turn
(including the winding path), there should be a church straight ahead. The
camera is located on the west side of the church beside the wall.
4. City Hall - In middle of steel structure
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west through Garcia, Hashbury, and Ocean Flats, and take the seventh right
turn. Head north along this road until you reach City Hall. In the centre of
City Hall is a steel structure. The camera is in the middle of the steel
structure.
5. Cranberry Station - Beside ticket booth in southeast corner of platform
From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station, which is opposite your
garage and enter the train station. The camera is in the southeast corner
beside the ticket booth.
6. Downtown - Between two pillars in glass building
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right. Look on the
corner on the right side of the street immediately after turning to find a
glass building. Enter the building and head to the room at the back past the
planters. The camera is between two pillars on the right side of the room.
7. Easter Basin - In corner of dock to the left of yellow crane
From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite, and get on the
train tracks. Follow the train tracks until you reach Easter Basin docks.
Follow the train tracks to the end and after passing the tall yellow crane,
look in the left corner of the dock to find the camera.
8. Easter Bay Airport - In grass beside road leading to airport
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and turn left
when you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Stop straight after and look above you
to find an airport billboard. The camera is in the grass to the right of the
billboard.
9. Esplanade North - Corner of Well Stacked Pizza restaurant
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn left again. Follow this road north and then north east
until you pass the Garver Bridge. After passing the Garver Bridge, keep heading
north until you reach Esplanade East. When the road curves northwest look along
the right side of the street for a Well Stacked Pizza restaurant. Head along
the left side of the restaurant and the camera is behind the first corner on
the right.
10. Esplanade North - Northwest corner of car park on top floor
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn left again. Follow this road north and then north east
until you pass the Garver Bridge. After passing the Garver Bridge, keep heading
north until you reach Esplanade East. Take the first left when the road curves
northeast just before you reach the Well Stacked Pizza restaurant, and look
along the right side of the street for a multi-storey car park. The camera is
on the top floor of the car park in the northwest corner.
11. Financial - Under awning on northwest corner of building
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fourth right opposite the
winding road. After the next right turn, there is a tall pointed building on
the right side of the street. The camera is under the awning on the northwest
corner of the building.
12. Foster Valley - In front of loading bay garages
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over
the train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and take
the first right opposite the road that leads to the airport. Turn left onto
the motorway and follow it south towards Foster Valley. Take the first right
and follow this road until you come off the motorway. After getting off the
motorway, there should be two white buildings on both sides of the road. Head
to the east side of the building on the right and go under the awning. Head
to the back and go down the small ramp, and you'll find the camera by the two
loading bays.
13. Garcia - Outside entrance of Burger Shot
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the third left. Just before the road curves east, there is a
Burger Shot restaurant on the corner of the street. The camera is located
outside the Burger Shot entrance on the south side of the restaurant.
14. Garver Bridge - On sidewalk of bridge
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and turn left. Follow this road north and take the first left.
Turn right to get back on to the motorway (find a way around the roadblock
unless you have access to Las Venturas and follow this road until you reach the
Garver Bridge. The camera is on the sidewalk on the left side of the bridge
before you reach the next roadblock.
15. Juniper Hill - Beside wall in alley
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fourth left. Follow this
road west and after the second right turn you will see an alley straight ahead.
Head down the alley, and the camera is immediately on the left beside the wall.
16. Missionary Hill - Northwest corner of car park
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and take the second left. Head south and take the first right on the
road that leads to Missionary Hill. Follow this road and take the next right.
Continue following this road and take the first left into a car park. The
camera is in the northwest corner of the car park.
17. Ocean Flats - Middle of compound
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the eighth right. Head north along this road and take
the third right. Immediately look along the left side of the road to find an
open gate. Go through the open gate and the camera is in the middle of the
compound.
18. Palisades - Southwest corner of "Tuff Nuts Donuts"
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west
along this road and take the sixth left. Immediately on the right on the corner
of the street is a shop called "Tuff Nuts Donuts". The camera is behind the
shop in the southwest corner.
19. Santa Flora - Northeast corner of car park next to hospital
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this
road west and after the fifth right turn, look along the right side of the
street for the San Fierro Medical Centre hospital. It's a big white building.
Head to the car park on the east side of the hospital and the camera is located
in the northeast corner of the car park.
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| C. Flowers (SAFLO) |
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Flowers can be used as a gift to give to your girlfriend. They are found mainly
around parks and grassy areas.
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| Los Santos |
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1. Glen Park - In flowers beside pond
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west
until you reach Glen Park. The flowers are located around some bushes on the
east side of the park, beside the pond.
2. Las Colinas - In planter outside house
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and take
the second right on to the 'S' shaped road. Take the first right and look on
the left immediately for an orange house with steps. The second building
after that has a planter in front of it. The flowers are in the planter.
3. Little Mexico - Outside entrance of gas station
From your house in Ganton, drive out of the alley next to your house and turn
right. Follow this road west, cross the train tracks, and continue heading
west. Take the second left and on the corner on the right is a gas station.
The flowers are outside the entrance of the gas station.
4. Little Mexico - Outside blue house
From your house in Ganton, drive out of the alley next to your house and turn
right. Follow this road west, cross the train tracks, and continue heading
west. Take the second left and then the first right. Along the right side of
the street are a row of blue houses. The flowers are outside the fourth house.
5. Mulholland - Alongside road near cabin
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through
the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right after passing the Mulholland
Intersection, which is the zigzag road. Turn right at the top of the road, and
then take the first left up a winding road. About halfway up, look for a wooden
cabin on the right side of the road. The flowers are along the road just after
passing the wooden cabin.
6. Temple - Beside gravestone in southeast corner of cemetery
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and
through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fifth left after passing the
Mulholland Intersection, and look along the right side of the street for a
cemetery. The flowers are next to a gravestone in the southeast corner.
7. Verdant Bluffs - Outside entrance of green building
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville and follow
the road as it curves west and then south again, and head along the southern
most road near Los Santos International Airport. As the road curves north again
take the first right. Take the next right after that and head up the winding
road. At the top of the winding road, when the road ends, go up the stairs in
the middle of the zigzag path, and at the top you should see a huge green
building straight ahead. The flowers are located to the left of the entrance
of the green building.
8. Verona Beach - Middle of circular seating area
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks
the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville,
and follow the road as it curves west and then south again, and head along
the southernmost road near Los Santos International Airport. As the road
curves north again look along Verona Beach and you will see a row of wooden
booths. Behind the wooden booths is a small circular area with a couple of
tables. The flowers are in the middle of this area.
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| Badlands |
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1. Angel Pine - Behind red dumpster in alley
From the Flint Intersection, head south along the road around the Los Santos
Inlet, and follow the road as it curves west through the Back O' Beyond.
Take the southeast road into Angel Pine and take the third left. On the
corner as you turn left is a shop with stairs on the side. Head down the
alley on the northwest side of the shop and the flowers are behind the red
dumpster.
2. Flint County - Southwest corner of store near gas station
From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul depot where the
Trucking missions are activated. On the right side of the road next to the RS
Haul depot is a gas station. The flowers are located on the southwest side of
the store next to the gas station.
3. Flint County - In middle of a group of trees
From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul depot where the
Trucking missions are activated. Take the second right after passing the RS
Haul depot and head down the off ramp. Turn right at the bottom of the off
ramp and look for a dirt path shortly after on the left side of the road.
Follow the dirt path and pass the huge rock on the left. Continue following
the dirt path and you'll come to a hill slightly bigger than the rock you just
passed. Head around to the east side of the hill, and the flowers are in the
middle of a group of trees.
4. Flint County - Beside 'S' shaped road
From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul depot where the
Trucking missions are activated. Take the second right after passing the RS
Haul depot and head down the off ramp. Turn left at the bottom of the off
ramp and follow this road south until you reach a winding 'S' shaped road.
Start heading up the 'S' shaped road and the flowers are on the right side of
the road on the second curve.
5. Flint County - Under awning of red building
From the Flint Intersection, head south along the Los Santos Inlet, and as the
road curves west near the Back O' Beyond and heads towards Angel Pine, there
will be a small red building on the left side of the road. The flowers are
under an awning on the east side of the shop.
6. Flint Intersection - Beside median of intersection
Take the southeast road out of Angel Pine and follow the road west through Back
O' Beyond. Follow the road as it curves north along the Los Santos Inlet until
you reach the Flint Intersection. Get on the Flint Intersection and the flowers
are beside the median a little further along.
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| San Fierro |
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1. Calton Heights - In grassy slope of winding brick path
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the fifth left turn, there
is a brick path winding upwards. The flowers are on part of the grassy slope
after the first curve in the path.
2. Easter Basin - In grass beside collapsed part of road
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road and take the
first left. Pass under the motorway and turn right. On the corner just before
you turn left, is a collapsed part of motorway. The flowers are in the grass
beside the collapsed part of road.
3. Foster Valley - In flowerbed on upper floor of white building
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Head south through Foster Valley and
turn right at the second fork in the road. After the first left turn, look
immediately on the corner on the left side of the road and there will be a row
of low white buildings. Climb onto the ledge that sticks out of the side of the
building and climb over the balcony to access the upper part of the building.
The flowers are located in the northernmost flowerbed.
4. Hashbury - Middle of lower level of war memorial
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the seventh right turn. Immediately on the corner
on the right side of the street is a war memorial. The flowers are located
on the grass in the middle of the war memorial on the lower level.
5. Juniper Hollow - Beside soda machine outside gas station
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west
along this road and take the third right. Head north along this road and
after the first left turn, there is a Xoomer gas station on the corner on
the left side of the street. The flowers are next to the soda machine behind
the petrol pumps.
6. Missionary Hill - In grass beside winding road
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats, and take the last
left at the end of the road. Head south until you reach the Avispa Country
Club, continue past the Avispa Country Club, cross over the motorway and
follow the winding road through Missionary Hill. Shortly after, when the road
curves southeast, look along the right side of the road to find the flowers in
the grass.
7. Ocean Flats - Behind green dumpster in alley
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and head down the alley on the left side of the street after the
sixth left turn. The flowers are behind the last green dumpster on the right
side of the alley.
8. Palisades - Outside group of houses
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and turn right at the end of the road after the ninth right turn.
Head north and look for a huge stone dock on the left side of the street. Keep
heading north after that and you should soon see a long row of several groups
of houses on the left side of the street. The flowers are outside the first
group of houses on the left side of the street.
9. Palisades - Beside wooden structure near water fountain
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats. Take the last
right at the end of the road and head north until you reach Palisades. Once you
reach Palisades, look along the left side of the street for several rows of
houses. Opposite the very last house (before the road curves northeast towards
Battery Point), is a park with a fountain in the middle. The flowers are
located next to a wooden structure by the fountain.
10. Santa Flora - In back garden of house below grassy slope
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west
along this road and after the fifth left turn, immediately on the corner on
the left side of the street is an alley. Head down the alley, and down the
grassy slope in front of you. The flowers are behind the fence in the garden
of the first house below.
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| Desert |
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1. Bayside - Behind hedge outside house
From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside. Take the first right
you come to, and follow the winding road. Take the first left and immediately
on the corner on the left side of the road is a posh white house. The flowers
are located outside the house behind a hedge.
2. Las Brujas - In front of headstone in cemetery
From the Martin bridge, cross the bridge, and follow the winding road under the
motorway. Take the first left you come to, and follow this road as it curves
northwest until you reach Las Barrancas. Take the northernmost road out of Las
Barrancas, and turn right at the crossroads. Follow this road and cross the
Sherman Dam. As you come off the Sherman Dam, look along the left side of the
road for a dirt road. Follow the dirt road until you reach the ghost town (Las
Brujas). The flowers are located in front of a headstone in the cemetery on
the right side of town.
3. Sherman Dam - In front of monument
From the Martin bridge, cross the bridge, and follow the winding road under the
motorway. Take the first left you come to, and follow this road as it curves
northwest until you reach Las Barrancas. Take the northernmost road out of Las
Barrancas, and turn right at the crossroads. Follow this road until you reach
the Sherman Dam. Just before you cross the Sherman Dam, look along the left
side of the road for a monument. The flowers are located in front of the
monument.
4. Tierra Robada - Behind bungalow
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and look along the right side
of the road for a dirt path. Follow the dirt path until you reach a small area
with bungalows. The flowers are located behind the first bungalow on the right.
5. Tierra Robada - Behind toilets near gas station
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you
reach El Quebrados. Head through the northernmost road of El Quebrados and
look along the left side of the road for a gas station. The flowers are behind
the toilets near the gas station.
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| Las Venturas |
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1. Emerald Isle - Between fuel pumps of petrol station behind casino
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after
the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald
Isle Casino. Continue along this road and take the second left. On the right on
the street corner is a petrol station. The flowers are located between two fuel
pumps.
2. Julius Thruway East - Next to stone divider in middle of road
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the
Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway east follow it as it curves north.
The flowers are located next to the stone divider that runs down the middle of
the entire Thruway. It's on the left side of the divider as the road curves
north.
3. Julius Thruway North - Outside "Wedding Tackle" store
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after
the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald
Isle Casino. Continue along this road and a little further up after the second
right turn is a wedding chapel. Next to the wedding chapel is a smaller store
named "Wedding Tackle". The flowers are located outside the store.
4. Las Venturas - Outside wedding chapel
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right.
Head east along this road and take the second right. Follow this road south,
and take the third left. Shortly after turning left there is a wedding chapel
on the right side of the street. Get out of your car and the flowers are right
outside the wedding chapel on the west side.
5. Las Venturas - In front of petrol station
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right.
Head east along this road and take the fourth right. Shortly after turning
right, look along the left side of the street for a petrol station behind a low
wall. Climb over the wall and the flowers are located in front of the petrol
station on the left.
6. Prickle Pine - In flowerbed outside house
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come
off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again
shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Take the first right
you come to, and then turn left again (the second left on the corner). On the
street corner up ahead is where the flowers are located. They are in the
flowerbed of the second house on the right side of the street just before the
left turn.
7. Redsands West - Behind fence outside house
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Thruway and follow the road as it
curves north. When you are heading north again, take the first right you come
to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and follow the road. Take the second
left and on the corner is a low house. The flowers are just beyond the fence
in the middle of a group of trees.
8. Rockshore West - Behind wooden fence outside house
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left.
Turn right a little further up, and cross over the Julius Thruway South. Once
you come off the bridge, take the second right and look along the left side of
the street. The flowers are located behind a wooden fence outside the fifth
house.
9. Yellow Bell Golf Course - In flowerbed in front of golf club
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come
off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again
shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Follow the road around
until you reach the Yellow Bell Golf Course on the north side of Prickle Pine.
Head to the roundabout on the east side of the club and the flowers are in the
flowerbed in front of the golf club.
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| D. Parachutes (SAPAR) |
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Parachutes are rare and difficult to find. They are hidden on top of some of
the tallest points around San Andreas. They can only be used once and usually
in the same location you find them in.
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| Los Santos |
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1. Downtown Los Santos - On helipad of tall building
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the "Ten Green
Bottles" bar. Turn left after that and follow the highway west. Take the first
right and get off the highway, and then turn left again. Turn right immediately
after and then left again. Head west and under the Mulholland Intersection.
Just after passing the Mulholland Intersection, immediately look along the left
side of the road for a really tall building. Enter the building and you will
end up on the roof. Head up the steps to the helipad and the parachute is on
the west side of the helipad.
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| Badlands |
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1. Mount Chiliad - Beside rocks on northwest side of mountain's peak
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around
the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the northwest road out
of Angel Pine and follow the road you are on until you reach Mt. Chiliad.
You'll need to drive or fly to the peak of Mt. Chiliad, and you'll find the
parachute beside some rocks on the northwest side of the peak.
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| San Fierro |
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1. Financial - Top of tall building
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third right. Head east
along this road, and after the second left turn, immediately on the corner on
the left side of the street is a tall pointed building. It's opposite the Vank
Hoff hotel where the Valet missions are activated. Enter the building from the
open door on the south side and you will automatically reappear at the top of
the building with the parachute.
2. Gant Bridge - Between steel pillars on structure of bridge
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats. Take the last
right at the end of the road and head north until you reach the Gant Bridge.
The parachute is between the two steel pillars of the second tall structure on
the bridge. You'll need a helicopter to access it.
3. Garver Bridge - Top of steel beam on bridge
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Head south from here and follow
the road until you reach the motorway. Get on the motorway and head north
until you reach the Garver Bridge. The parachute is on top of the first tall
steel beam on the left side of the bridge. You'll need a helicopter to access
it.
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| Desert |
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1. Arco del Oeste - In shack on top of rocky mountain
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right almost immediately as you come off the bridge, and you will see
the rocky mountains on the right side of the road. Use the path that's just
before it to reach the top, and you'll find the parachute in a small shack at
the top. (It's the same mountain where you let off the flare in the mission
"Interdiction").
2. Bone County - At top of radio tower
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come
to into Fort Carson. Take the northernmost road out of Fort Carson and turn
left. Follow the road as it curves north and look a winding road on the right
side of the road. Head up the winding road and when the road curves north and
it ends, look on the right for a very tall radio tower. Run into the radio
tower and you'll spawn at the top where the parachute is waiting.
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| Las Venturas |
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1. The Emerald Isle - On roof of the tallest part of Emerald Isle Casino
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork
opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again almost immediately after
turning, and straight ahead of you is the Emerald Isle Casino. Fly a Jetpack
up to the tallest part of the Emerald Isle Casino and you'll find the parachute
in the middle at the top. Alternatively, go into the Emerald Isle car park and
make your way to the roof. Once you're on the roof, look for some stairs
leading up to a helipad. Sometimes there is a helicopter on the helipad that
you can use to reach the roof if you don't have a Jetpack yet.
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| E. Police Bribes (SAPOL) |
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Police bribes are found all over San Andreas. They can be used to remove 1 star
from your wanted level.
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| Los Santos |
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1. East Los Santos - Next to shop near Cluckin' Bell
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the 'Ten Green
Bottles' bar. Take the next right after that and head east after you pass the
Cluckin' Bell restaurant on the corner. On the next turn, look on the right and
you'll see the police bribe next to a shop.
2. Ganton - In middle of alley beside parking lot
From your house in Ganton, head west towards Binco. Next to Binco you should
see a blue 'Botanica' store. Next to the blue 'Botanica' store is a parking
lot. Head down the alley on the north side of the parking lot to find the
police bribe.
3. Glen Park - Under archway on north side of park
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west
until you reach Glen Park. The police bribe is under an archway on the north
side of Glen Park.
4. Las Colinas - In air above road
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Near the top of the sloping road look
above you to find the police bribe. You'll have to speed along this road from
the opposite direction so your car is lifted off the road and flies into the
police bribe.
5. Las Colinas - In middle of alley opposite trailer park
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and look for a trailer
park on the right side of the road by the first major curve. Opposite the
trailer park is a sloping alley. Go down this alley and you'll find the police
bribe in the middle.
6. Market - Beside stairs between two apartments
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the
road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west and through
the Mulholland Intersection. Take the first left after passing the Mulholland
Intersection and then take the third right. On the next corner up ahead is a
row of apartments. The police bribe is beside the stairs between the first two
apartments.
7. Mulholland - North side of house
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to countryside. Follow the road you are on west and
through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right after passing the
Mulholland Intersection and head up the winding road. Turn right at the top of
the road and follow this road west. Stop when you come to a bridge and head
down the grassy slope on the left side of the road. Below you should see a
house. The police bribe is on the north side of the house.
8. Ocean Docks - On top of side arch of bridge
From your house in Ganton and take the second left just before the train
tracks. Follow this road south and cross the bridge with the tall green support
beams. After you come off the bridge, continue following the road you are on
until you reach another bridge with metal arches on the sides. The police bribe
is located on top of the arch on the right.
9. Ocean Docks - Behind container near red crane
From your house in Ganton and take the second left just before the train
tracks. Follow this road south and cross the bridge with the tall green support
beams. After you come off the bridge, continue following the road you are on
until you reach another bridge with metal arches on the sides. Cross this
bridge and immediately look on the right side of the road. You will see a red
crane and a pile of containers. The police bribe is behind the containers.
10. Rodeo - Between two planters outside tall building
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the 'Ten Green
Bottles' bar. Turn left after that so you are on the highway. Take the first
turn-off on the right and then turn left. Take the second right after and then
immediately turn left. Follow this road west and take the fifth left. After
turning left look along the right side of the road for a tall building with two
planters in front of the entrance. The police bribe is between the two
planters.
11. Verona Beach - In alley
From your house in Ganton, head down the alley next to your house and turn
right. Follow this road west and take the ninth right. Turn left immediately
after and continue heading west. Take the fifth left and look for an alley on
the left side of the street just before the next turn. Head down the alley
where you'll find the police bribe.
12. Vinewood - At bottom of ramp beside redbrick arch
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west
and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the sixth left after passing
the Mulholland Intersection, and just before the road curves southwest. Look
along the right side of the road for an opening next to a redbrick arch. Head
down the ramp at the opening and you'll find the police bribe at the bottom.
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| Badlands |
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1. Angel Pine - At end of alley
From the Flint Intersection, head south along the road around the Los Santos
Inlet and follow this road as it curves west until you reach Angel Pine. Take
the southeast road into Angel Pine and take the first right. On the corner as
you turn right is an alley. Head down the alley where you'll find the police
bribe.
2. Blueberry - In alley beside "Locals Only!" store
From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Take the
second right after that which leads into Blueberry. Take the fourth right and
stop when you reach the next right. Opposite this turn is an alley next to a
"Locals Only!" store. The police bribe is in the alley on the east side of the
store.
3. Blueberry - In middle of dirt path
From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Take the
second right after that which leads into Blueberry, and look for a dirt path on
the left side of the road. Get on the dirt path and turn right. Follow the path
and you'll see the police bribe in the middle of the path further up.
4. Montgomery Intersection - On dirt path under intersection
From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Follow this
road and take the second right which should lead into Blueberry. Take the
eastern road out of Blueberry and take the second left which should lead into
Montgomery. Take the first right and look for a dirt path after the second
left. Get on the dirt path and follow it under the Montgomery Intersection.
The police bribe is located on the dirt path under the Montgomery Intersection.
5. Panopticon - In middle of dirt path
From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Follow this
road north towards the Panopticon. Take the first left along the wavy road
on the south side of the Panopticon, and turn right by the T-intersection.
Follow the winding road north and look along the left side of the road for a
dirt path just before the third curve. The police bribe is located in the
middle of the dirt path.
6. Red County - On top of rock beside dirt path
From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Take the
second right after that which should lead into Blueberry. Take the eastern road
out of Blueberry and take the first right. Look along the left side of the road
for a dirt path just before you cross a bridge. Head along the dirt path and
the police bribe is on top of a rock on the right side of the dirt path.
7. Shady Creeks - On dirt path that crosses over puddle of water
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road that goes through
the Back O' Beyond. Follow the dirt path and as it curves north look for a
dirt path on the left side of the road. Head along the dirt path and follow
it northeast. The police bribe is located on the dirt path as it crosses over
a shallow part of water.
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| San Fierro |
+------------+
1. Avispa Country Club - Between pillars on road under country club
From your garage in Doherty, and take the fourth right. Get on the motorway
nearby and follow the motorway west as it runs under the Avispa Country Club.
The police bribe is between two pillars about half way along in the middle of
the road.
2. Calton Heights - In middle of alley
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Continue north and take the fourth left (the last left
before the road curves northwest towards Esplanade North). After the first
right turn, head down the second alley on the right side of the street. The
police bribe is in the middle of the alley about half way down.
3. Doherty - In front of wooden door
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first right. Look along the left side of the street
for an opening in a brick wall. Head through the opening and turn to the left
to find the police bribe in front of a wooden door.
4. Easter Basin - On train tracks before they lead to Kincaid Bridge
Head to Cranberry Station, which is opposite your garage in Doherty, and get on
the train tracks. Follow the train tracks northeast and when the tunnel ends
the police bribe is in the middle of the tracks, just before you reach the
Kincaid Bridge.
5. Foster Valley - Under middle of freeway
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the second right. Continue heading south and take the
first right opposite the road that leads to the Easter Bay Airport. Immediately
turn right again and head under the motorway. Head north from here and the
police bribe is a little further up.
6. Foster Valley - Middle of road leading under bridge
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Head south from there and turn right
at the second fork in the road. From here, follow the road through Foster
Valley until you come to a bridge. Turn right at the bridge and head under the
bridge, and the police bribe is in the middle of the road.
7. Hashbury - At top of steps leading from alley
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the fifth left. After turning left, look along the
left side of the road for an alley. Head down the alley and go up the steps
straight ahead. The police bribe is located at the top of the steps.
8. Kings - Under awning of scaffolding
Head to the construction site on the north side of the road around the waste
grounds in Doherty. Enter the construction site from the northeast corner of
the building, and follow the path. The police bribe is a little further up and
located under the scaffolding on the right.
9. Missionary Hill - In grass beside winding road
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats, and take the last
left at the end of the road. Head south from here towards the motorway. Cross
over the motorway and head up the winding road through Missionary Hill. On the
last curve before the road curves south, look along the right side of the road
to find the police bribe.
10. Ocean Flats - In alley behind row of houses
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this
road west and head down the alley on the left side of the street after the
sixth left turn. The police bribe is located straight ahead of you in the
alley.
11. Santa Flora - At end of alley on corner of street
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west
along this road and after the fifth left turn, immediately on the corner on the
left side of the street is an alley. Head down the alley, and turn right down
another alley. The police bribe is at the opposite end of this alley straight
ahead.
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| Desert |
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1. Bayside Marina - Behind long building on west side
From the Gant Bridge, head north, and take the first right you come to. Follow
the winding road, and take the next left. Follow this road until it ends, and
on the corner on the right side of the street is a long building. The police
bribe is located behind the long building on the west side.
2. Bone County - In underground cave under 'The Big Ear'
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come
to into Fort Carson. Take the northernmost road out of Fort Carson and turn
left. Follow the road as it curves north and just before you reach the winding
road on the right, there is a sloping path on the left. Head down the sloping
path, and make your way through the underground cave on the right until you
reach the police bribe.
3. Bone County - In middle of a group of trees
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and head northwest. Just before you
reach the Cluckin' Bell restaurant up ahead, look along the right side of the
road for a group of trees. The police bribe is located in the middle of the
group of trees.
4. Bone County - In bushes alongside road
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and head northwest. Turn right when
you reach a Cluckin' Bell restaurant at a fork in the road, and head north
east along this road. Take the first left you come to up ahead, and look along
the right side of the road. The police bribe is located alongside the road
near where the bushes end.
5. Bone County - In bushes near northern shoreline of desert
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right immediately after crossing the bridge and follow this road
until you reach the Verdant Meadows Aircraft Graveyard. Look along the shore-
line, a little northeast of Verdant Meadows and north of the railroad tracks
to find the police bribe in the bushes.
6. Las Payasadas - Between two buildings
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Continue heading east along this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Take the
westernmost road into Las Payasadas, and just before the second left turn, look
along the left side of the road for two small buildings. The police bribe is
located between the two buildings.
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| Las Venturas |
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1. Camel's Toe - In air above main entrance of yellow building
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right
turn you come to. Head east along this road and take the second left. Head
north and after the first left turn, there is a yellow-coloured building on
the corner on the left side of the street. The police bribe is located in the
air above the main entrance. Use a Jetpack to get to it.
2. Camel's Toe - Under tall structure
From the Four Dragon's Casino on The Strip, head north and just after the first
right turn, look for a tall structure outside the Camel's Toe Casino. The
police bribe is located just underneath the structure.
3. Emerald Isle - In air above wire fence
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh
right turn. Take the first left after that and then left again. Turn right
shortly after and smash through the wire fence on the corner on the right side
of the street. Drive through the trees here and speed up the ramp at the end
to jump the fence and grab the police bribe. Note that jumping the fence will
activate a Unique Jump. If you don't want to activate it, drive slower but you
might not make it over the fence.
4. Four Dragons Casino - In small area next to row of buildings
Across the road, south of the Four Dragons Casino is a long row of buildings.
Go down the road along here and on the corner there is a small open area on
the left. The police bribe is right in the middle there, you can't miss it.
5. Julius Thruway East - On ramp under small bridge on Thruway
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Turn left and follow the Julius Thruway as it curves round to
the east side of Las Venturas. When you reach the second main fork in the
road, look along the right side of the road. The police bribe is located on a
small ramp under a bridge.
6. Julius Thruway South - In air above concrete divider on Thruway
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and straight ahead of you
on the Julius Thruway South, there is a concrete divider down the middle of
the Thruway. The police bribe is located above the divider. Use the divider as
a small ramp to reach it.
7. Las Venturas Airport - In alley next to furniture store
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left
you come to. Cross the road that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway and take
the second left. On the corner on the right side of the street is a Binco
store and next to it is a furniture store. The police bribe is in the alley
next to the furniture store.
8. LVA Freight Depot - In a small partly fenced-off area in depot
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left
you come to. Head west and turn right, and then turn left shortly after and
continue heading west. Cross the bridge that runs over Harry Gold Parkway, and
take the second left. Head south along this road and look for a tall wooden
fence on the left side of the road. Enter the depot through the opening just
before it and the police bribe is straight ahead, in the middle of a small
empty area partly surrounded by a wire fence.
9. Pirates In Men's Pants - In air beyond a wooden ramp
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left
turn, look along the left side of the street for the Pirates In Men's Pants
Casino. Moored in the water outside the hotel is a pirate ship. Go onto the
pirate ship and the police bribe is in the air just beyond the wooden ramp.
You'll need to jump the ramp to reach it.
10. Redsands East - In alley behind LV gym and 24/7 store
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth left
turn. Head east and turn right. After the second right turn up ahead, look
along the right side of the street for a 24/7 shop. Go down the alley to the
left of the main entrance and the police bribe is in the alley, just beyond
the stairs leading up to the LV gym.
11. Redsands West - In middle of alley
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway
South. Follow the Thruway east and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once
you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right
again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and
take the second right. Head east along this road and after the first left there
is a wooden fence straight ahead on the corner. The police bribe is in the
alley just beyond the fence.
12. Roca Escalante - Next to the train tracks
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh
right turn you come to. Take the second left after that and head north. Follow
the road north until you reach a multi-storey car park straight ahead. Go
down the right side of the building, staying close to the wire fence, and the
police bribe is straight ahead, sitting next to the train tracks.
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| F. Spray Paint Can (SASPR) |
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| Los Santos |
+------------+
1. Ganton - Roof of shop behind Johnson House
From your house in Ganton, head round to the back of the house next to yours
and climb onto the low wall. From there, climb onto the roof of the house next
to yours and then jump onto the roof of your house. From there, jump onto the
roof of the yellow building behind your house and the spray paint can is on the
north side of the roof.
2. Ganton - Bedroom of the Johnson House
There's a spray paint can in the bedroom of your house in Ganton. Head upstairs
and into the bedroom and the spray paint can is beside your bed.
3. Las Colinas - In corner behind house
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and take
the first right on the 'S' shaped road. Turn left at the top of the 'S' shaped
road and follow this road west. The spray paint can is in the northwest corner,
behind the fifth house on the left side of the road.
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| Las Venturas |
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1. Sobell Rail Yards - Between two train depot hangars
From the Frederick Bridge in the bottom left corner of Las Venturas, follow the
train tracks north and just before the tracks turn to the left, there are two
train depot hangars on the right side of the tracks. The spray paint can is
located in a narrow gap between the first and second hangars of the second
depot.
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| G. Fire Extinguishers (SAFIR) |
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Fire extinguishers are rarely found around San Andreas. They can be used to
extinguish fires and are used in certain missions.
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| Badlands |
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1. Whetstone - In front of Xoomer building next to 24/7
Take the southeast road out of Angel Pine, and take the second left. Head east
along this road and look along the left side of the road for a 24/7. The fire
extinguisher is located in front of a small Xoomer building to the left of the
24/7.
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| San Fierro |
+------------+
1. Easter Basin - Southwest side of Xoomer gas station
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the
train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road and look for a
Xoomer gas station on the left side of the road, opposite the Naval Base. The
fire extinguisher is located next to the Xoomer gas station, on the southwest
side.
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| H. Thermal Goggles (SATHE) |
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Thermal Goggles are only available after you have beaten the mission "Black
Project" for The Truth.
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| Los Santos |
+------------+
1. Mulholland - In the living room/bar area of Madd Dogg's mansion
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through
the Mulholland Intersection, and take the first right after you come off the
intersection. Follow this curving road and once it curves west, look along the
left side of the road for Madd Dogg's house, it will have a brick path outside.
Enter Madd Dogg's mansion and head to the living room/bar area. The thermal
goggles will be in there.
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| San Fierro |
+------------+
1. Garcia - Inside Zero's RC Shop
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right opposite the
road that leads across the train tracks. Take the third right after that, and
look along the right side of the street for Zero's RC Shop. Enter Zero's Shop
and the thermal goggles are in the corner at the back.
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| Desert |
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1. Restricted Area - Inside control tower
From the Fallow Bridge, head northwest and turn left at the fork with the
Cluckin' Bell. Take the first right after, and head under the railroad tracks.
Continue following this road until you reach the Restricted Area. Head to the
northwest corner of the Restricted Area and enter the compound. You'll have a
five-star wanted level at this point, so you'll need to be quick from now on.
Dash to the south side of the compound and head up the stairs of the control
tower. The thermal goggles are inside the control tower.
2. The Big Ear - Under huge antenna in northwest corner
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come
to into Fort Carson. Take the northernmost road out of Fort Carson and turn
left. Follow the road as it curves north and look a winding road on the right
side of the road. Head up the winding road until you reach the huge antenna at
the top. The thermal goggles are located under the antenna in the northwest
corner.
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| I. Two-Player Icons (SATWO) |
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Two-Player Icons are either two-red figures, or two white skulls. Picking them
up activates a two-player free-roaming mode, in which player 1, and a second
random player can travel all over San Andreas. However, restricted or unopened
areas will still give you a four-star wanted level if you try to enter them.
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| Los Santos |
+------------+
1. Idlewood - In courtyard of houses
From your house in Ganton, head west and immediately after passing the second
bridge, there is a row of houses on the right side of the street. Head down the
road next to them, and the two-player icon is located inside the courtyard of
the third house on the left.
2. Pershing Square - In square opposite LSPD HQ
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the "Ten Green
Bottles" bar. Turn right after that, and head west along this road until you
reach Pershing Square. The two-player icon is located in the square opposite
the LSPD HQ.
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| Badlands |
+----------+
1. Dillimore - In front of garage door
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left
before the road leads out to the countryside. Head west along this road, and
pass the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fourth right after passing the
Mulholland Intersection, and then turn left. Take the first right after that
and head north into Dillimore. Take the first right as you enter Dillimore,
and then turn left. Look along the left side of the road to find the two-player
icon
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| San Fierro |
+------------+
1. Chinatown - In front of red garage door
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Take the first
right after that, and head up the hilly road. At the top of the road, look
along the left side of the road for a red garage door. The two-player icon is
located in front of the garage door.
2. Kings - Against wall of parking lot
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and after the first left turn, look for an opening in a white
wall that leads to a parking lot on the left side of the road. Head into the
parking lot, and the two-player icon is against the back wall straight in front
of you.
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| Desert |
+--------+
1. El Quebrados - Outside small "Lounge" building
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you
reach El Quebrados. Take the first right as you enter El Quebrados, and then
turn left. Turn right almost immediately after and then turn left again. Look
along the left side of the road for a small "Lounge" building with a red door.
The two-player icon is outside this building, next to Ammu-Nation.
2. Las Payasadas - On steps behind building
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Continue heading east along this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Take the
westernmost road into Las Payasadas, and look along the right side of the road
for a short wide building. The two-player icon is on the steps behind this
building.
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| Las Venturas |
+--------------+
1. Come-A-Lot - Under low awning of building
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right
you come to. Head east along this road and after the second right turn, look
for a row of power lines down an alley on the left side of the street. To the
right of the power lines is a building with a low awning. The two-player icon
is under the awning.
2. Royal Casino - In wide opening under Royal Casino
From the Four Dragon's Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right
you come to. Look along the right side of the street for a wide opening leading
under the Royal Casino. The two-player icon is right in the middle of the
opening.
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| 10. Los Santos Walkthrough (SALOS) |
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| A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (SAJOH) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
As you arrive in San Andreas, you get a call from Sweet who gives you the bad
news about your mum. As you leave the airport, two corrupt cops stop the taxi
and arrest you. They take you for a little ride, and then dump you in an alley
in Ballas territory.
You start off in the alley where you were dumped, with a BMX in front of you.
You will notice it by the blue arrow above it. Get on the BMX and start
following the CJ icon on the radar. As you make your way to the CJ icon you
will get a few messages explaining the controls. When you reach the "CJ" icon
get off the bike and enter the red marker to continue.
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| A1. Big Smoke (SABIG) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
You enter your mum's house, and find the place trashed. CJ picks up a family
picture off the floor, and starts having flashbacks. He sits down in a chair
as he remembers an argument between him and his brother Brian. Soon after, Big
Smoke appears behind you with a bat, thinking that you're a burglar. After you
convince him it's you, he tells you what's going on with the gang and then says
to make a visit to the cemetary where Sweet and Kendl are waiting. As they
drive away outside the next mission starts.
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| A2. Sweet & Kendl (SASWE) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
You arrive at the cemetery where Sweet and Kendl are waiting with Ryder. After
a not-so-happy reunion, they leave the cemetery and are attacked by Ballas
with a drive-by. They blow up Smoke's car, and you are forced to jump on the
bikes across the road.
Start following Sweet, who is represented by a blue arrow above his head. A
message will tell you if you fall too far behind. A Ballas car will chase you
during this mission, so try not to get cornered by it. Sweet and the gang
will lead you to a clearing under the Mulholland Intersection. After the very
brief cutscene you will have to follow Ryder as he makes his way back to
Grove Street. Again, a message will come up if you fall too far behind. When
you reach Grove Street, drive into the red marker to finish the mission.
Reward: Respect +
After the mission, you will need to go inside CJ's house to continue. A
message will tell you how to save. Save and leave the house. A message will
tell you to visit Ryder who lives next door (indicated by a "R" on the
radar), and you'll get a phone call from Sweet. After the phone head next
door to Ryder's.
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| A3. Ryder (SARYD) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Ryder tells you that a pizza place keeps painting over his graffiti, and that
you need to teach the owner a lesson. After the cutscene you'll be outside.
Get in Ryder's pickup truck indicated by the blue arrow and head to the
yellow dot on the radar.
Along the way, CJ decides to get a haircut, which is what the yellow dot is
for. Head to Reece's Barber shop to get a haircut. Go inside and choose a
haircut. Your choices are limited for now, since you don't have a lot of
money. When you walk back outside, Ryder will say something about your
haircut, and then tell you to go inside the Well Stacked Pizza shop across
the road.
Head across the road and go inside the pizza place. Head to the counter and
buy something and a cutscene will start. Ryder tries to hold the pizza place
up but the owner has a shotgun and they are both forced to run outside.
Quickly get back in your car, as the owner follows you outside and tries to
shoot you. You can run him over and take the shotgun if you want, otherwise
just head back to Grove Street and park in the red marker to finish the
mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (SASEA) |
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You can take missions from Sweet after completing the "Ryder" mission. You
can find Sweet at his house in Grove Street by heading to the "S" on the
radar.
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| B1. Tagging Up Turf (SATAG) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
CJ finds Sweet and Smoke playing basketball outside Sweet's house. Sweet tells
you to start spraying over rival gang tags to let them know that you're back
in Los Santos. Sweet decides to come with you for this mission.
After the cutscene, get in Sweet's car and drive to Idlewood. Park in the red
marker and Sweet will spray over the first gang tag to show you how it's
done.
After the cutscene, look on the radar and you will see two green dots. These
represent the gang tags you need to spray over. The first tag is located just
across the road from where you are, it's on the front side of a house. The
second is located in an alley behind the house. When you've sprayed them
both, head back to Sweet's car, and get in.
Now head to the yellow dot in East Los Santos. Park in the red marker, and
Sweet will drop you off, and head to the next tag.
The next tag is located on the side of the red building next to you. The next
tag is a bit tricky to spray over. It's down an alley, next to the building
where you found the last tag, but there are two Ballas guarding it.
First, lock on to the two Ballas and start spraying them until they die. If a
cop sees you, ignore him, and keep spraying. Don't give the Ballas a chance
to shoot at you. When they are both dead, spray the tag.
Now for the final tag. Follow the yellow dot on the radar and climb over the
fence. Climb over the next fence after that and then climb on to the roof of
the building. The spray tag is located on a wall on the roof of the building.
Spray the tag and Sweet will arrive. Jump off the roof and get back in Sweet's
car. From there, follow the yellow dot back to Sweet's house.
Reward: $200, Respect +
After saving, you will get a call from Officer Hernandez who tells you not to
leave town. From now on, if you try to leave town, you will get a 4-star
wanted level.
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| B2. Cleaning the Hood (SACLE) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Sweet knows of a nearby Ballas crack house that is ruining Grove Street, and
he wants you and Ryder to go and take care of things. You start off outside
Sweet's house with Ryder. Get in Sweet's car and drive to the yellow dot on
the map.
The next cutscene shows Ryder and CJ knocking on B-Dup's door. CJ finds B-Dup
inside, and Big Bear who has become a base slave for B-Dup. After the
cutscene Ryder suggest you look for someone selling on the streets. Get back
in Sweet's car and follow the red dot which is just round the corner.
Get out of the car, and kill the drug dealer. You can shoot him with the
shotgun you obtained in an earlier mission if you still have it, or just use
your fists. Either way, when the dealer is dead, Ryder tells you where the
dealer's house is located. Pick up the baseball bat, and head to the house
just across the train tracks. Get out of the car and enter the crack house.
Inside, the crack house, Ryder will start a fight with the Ballas by whacking
a gang member with a bat. This alerts the other Ballas nearby. Use your base-
ball bat to beat up the Ballas that come after you, and help Ryder if he gets
surrounded. Also remember to beat up the crack dealer in the black vest. When
all the Ballas are dead, leave the crack house, and follow the yellow dot back
to Grove Street.
Reward: Respect +
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| B3. Drive-Thru (SADRI) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Smoke tells the gang that he's hungry and they decide to stop by Cluckin'
Bell. Get in the car outside Sweet's house, and follow the yellow dot to the
Cluckin' Bell drive-thru. Park in the red marker, and watch the funniest
cutscene so far. Smoke orders a ridiculously large meal. After some talking
between the gang, Ryder spots a Ballas car nearby and they speed off towards
Grove Street.
Quickly speed after the Ballas gang car and get up close to it, so the gang
can shoot at it from the car. If you spent some time looking around for
weapons and found a machine pistol, you can help out, but make sure you
don't crash. When the car catches fire, the gang will kill any remaining
Ballas members that come after you. Make sure you aren't near the car when
it explodes. If your car is destroyed you fail the mission.
When all the Ballas are dead, follow the yellow dot back to Grove Street and
drive into the red marker. Sweet and Ryder will get out of the car, and now
you need to drive Smoke back home. Follow the yellow dot again and park in
the red marker outside Smoke's house.
Reward: $200, Respect +
After the mission you get a phone call from Sweet, who tells you about a gym
nearby where you can work out. I suggest you start practising building up your
muscle and stamina now as it helps out later and you can learn new moves.
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| B4. Nines and AKs (SANIN) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
CJ enters the living room of Sweet's house where the gang are playing dominoes.
CJ mentions Emmet, a guy that deals with guns. Sweet says that Emmet doesn't
have anything compared to what gangsters have now. Smoke says that the gang
aren't too close with Emmet, but he'll take you there anyway.
Outside, get in Smoke's car and drive to the yellow dot on the radar. Park in
the red marker and Smoke and CJ head down the alley to where Emmet awaits.
Emmet mistakes CJ for Brian, and after a little conversation, Emmet gives you
a gun to practice with. First, watch Smoke and then you have to copy him.
Press R1 to lock on to the glass bottle and press O to shoot it. For the next
part, you need to shoot three bottles. Do so and then Smoke will shoot five
more bottles while crouching.
You need to do the same. Press L3 to crouch and then press R1 to lock on to
the bottles and press O to shoot them. For the final practice test, you need
to press R1 and manually aim at the gas tank of the car in front of you.
Press O to shoot it, and when it explodes, Smoke and CJ leave.
After the cutscene follow the yellow dot on the radar, and drive Smoke home.
When you drop Smoke off, you will get a call from Sweet. He tells you to
visit the local Binco and buy some green clothes to show that you're
representing Grove Street again. After the phone call, head to Binco and try
on some clothes. You don't have to buy anything though. Exit Binco to finish
the mission.
Reward: Respect +
From now on, you can visit Emmet whenever you need a weapon. You can also now
take missions from Smoke, but I'll finish with Sweet first.
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| B5. Drive-By (SADBY) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Sweet wants revenge on the Ballas for their drive-by on them earlier. You need
to drive into Ballas territory and drive-by four groups of Ballas. When the
mission starts, you will notice a 'car health' bar near the corner of the
screen. This indicates how much damage your car can take. If the bar empties
your car will catch on fire, and you will fail the mission.
Follow the yellow dot on the radar, and park in the red marker. It shows a
short cutscene of some Ballas standing around a car. Listen to Sweet's advice
and keep moving. If you stop the car, the Ballas can damage it more easily.
Sweet, Smoke and Ryder will take care of the shooting. All you have to do is
concentrate on your driving, and try not to crash.
The second group of Ballas is just round the corner a little further up from
the first group. Drive up and down the road to avoid the bullets and keep
moving. The third group of Ballas is just round the corner a little further
up from the second group. Line yourself up with the Ballas so that the gang
can target them easier. When they are all dead, the last group are somewhere
in Glen Park, they are hiding near the alcoves by the pond in the middle of
the park. You can probably run over most of them and then escape under the
alcove.
When all four groups of Ballas are dead, you will have a 2-star wanted level,
so quickly head to the Pay 'N' Spray in Idlewood by following the green spray
paint can on the radar. The spray paint icon will turn to a yellow dot when
you get near it. Drive into the red marker and then into the Pay 'N' Spray.
Normally this would cost you $100 but this time it's free. When your car is
resprayed, head back to Grove Street by following the yellow dot and park in
the red marker.
Reward: $500, Respect +
You can now take missions from Ryder, but I'll finish off with Sweet first.
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| B6. Sweet's Girl (SASGI) |
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Difficulty: 2.5/10
CJ arrives at Sweet's house and finds no one there. When he gets outside, he
gets a phone call from Sweet. It seems Sweet is being pinned down by some
Seville Boulevard Families gang members and he needs some help. You need to
get to Sweet before he's killed.
If you have managed to find an AK or a sub-machine gun lying around, this
mission will be a breeze, since it can be pretty difficult to get a hold of
one of the gang members guns. Make sure you get the gun before you start the
mission, though, as you won't have time after.
Quickly get in the car, and start following the dot on the radar. It will
lead you to some blue apartment blocks in Playa Del Seville. At the other end
of the street, you should see some gang members with red arrows above their
heads.
Crouch and start moving towards them. You should be able to aim at them
before they notice you, as the SMG has pretty good accuracy. When all the
gang members in the street are dead, stay crouched and move along the low
wall on the right side of the street. There is one more gang member crouched
by the stairs at the end of the street. Shoot him quickly and you'll get a
phone call from Sweet.
You now need to find a four-door vehicle and park in the red marker. When you
do that, Sweet and his girl will come running down the steps. You will now
have three Seville Families cars on your case, so quickly follow the yellow
dot back to Grove Street. It's only a short drive so they shouldn't give you
too much bother. Park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: SU Animal 5 |
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I was looking through your San Andreas Guide on gamefaqs.com (which is really
helpful, by the way) and I thought of something that might be helpful if
included. I just started the game this week, and was having trouble with the
mission "Sweet's Girl." I think that is the first mission in the game where you
have to shoot a gun, so it is pretty tough. I found it helpful to recruit one
or two gang members and have them get in the car with you. Once you get to the
spot, just run over all the Seville Family members that you can and your fellow
gang members should drive-by the ones that you miss. With that strategy, I only
had to get out and shoot one guy, and my gang-mates helped me with him. If you
don't think this would be helpful, you don't have to put it in your guide, but
I found it to be a very good strategy.
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| B7. Cesar Vialpando (SACES) |
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Difficulty: 1-10/10
I rated the difficulty as 1-10 since the mission difficulty depends on how
good you are at using the analog stick. If you use it all the time, then you
should have no problem, but if you use the D-Pad, then the mission will be a
bit harder.
You arrive at Sweet's house to find Sweet and Kendl arguing. Sweet doesn't
like the idea that Kendl is seeing Cesar, a lowrider from the Southside.
Sweet tells CJ to follow Kendl to where she's meeting Cesar at a car club.
When you get outside, steal a car and head to the yellow dot on the radar,
which is a garage in Willowfield. Park in the red marker, and a mechanic will
drive out of the garage with a lowrider. Sweet phoned ahead, so he has one
already prepared for you. Get in the car and back it up into the red marker
in the garage.
A list of car modifications available will come up. You probably won't have
enough money to buy anything at the moment, but you can come back after the
mission. Drive out of the garage, and head to the next yellow dot on the
radar, which is the lowrider contest at Unity Station. Head over there and
park in the red marker.
Someone will come over to you, and a message will come up asking you how much
you want to bet. The minimum bet is $50 so bet that if you're not used to
using the analog stick, otherwise bet the top amount which is $1000.
For the next part a series of analog directions will scroll past the bottom
of the screen. You need to push the right analog stick in time to the music.
The direction you need to push the analog stick in will scroll past the
bottom of the screen. You need to push the analog stick in the same direction
shown when it passes through the little circle at the bottom of the screen. I
can't help you much further as the order they scroll past in is completely
random. When you get past it, there is another cutscene and then you pass the
mission.
Reward: 2x whatever you bet
After the mission, you get a call from Cesar. He tells you there are plenty
of racing opportunities if you want a little extra money. You can now take
missions from Cesar, but I'll add those later.
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| C. Lance "Ryder" Wilson (SALAN) |
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Ryder can be found by heading to the "R" icon on your radar. It's next door
to your house in Grove Street.
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| C1. Home Invasion (SAHOM) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
(Must be started between 12:00 and 20:00)
Ryder introduces you to the R3 Burglary missions in this mission. Head into
the red marker outside Ryder's house to start the mission. He will tell you
about an army colonel who has a large supply of guns at his house.
After the cutscene, get into the black boxville outside Ryder's house, and
you now have 8:00 minutes to break into the house, steal the guns and get out
of there.
Drive to the house, and Ryder will start making noises, and then tells you to
go inside. Go inside and a noise meter will appear in the corner of the
screen. You need to keep the meter as low as possible. If it fills up, the
colonel will yell at you to get out - that's a warning. If it fills up a
second time he will wake up and you will fail the mission.
First, grab the crate next to the cannon on the right as you enter the room.
Sneak out of the house by walking very slowly. If you try to crouch, you will
drop the crate. Once you get outside, run to the truck, and press the
triangle button to drop the crate in the truck.
Run back inside the house, and sneak as slowly as possible to the second
crate which can be found at the top of the stairs on the left. Sneak back
downstairs with the crate, and sneak back outside. Put the crate in the
truck, and head back into the house.
The third crate can be found back upstairs at the end of the hallway. Sneak
slowly upstairs and pick up the crate, and then take it back downstairs and
put it in the truck. You can now leave with the crates if you want, but if
you want the next three you can go back inside. But only if you have about 3
or 4 minutes left.
The next two crates are tricky to get. The fourth crate is by the window in
the colonel's bedroom. The colonel's bedroom is the last room at the end of
the hallway upstairs. Be careful you don't make too much noise opening the
bedroom door. Take the crate back downstairs and put it in the truck.
The fifth crate is in the colonel's bedroom again, but it's by the side of
his bed, so you'll have to be extra careful not to make too much noise. Pick
the crate up and carefully take it back downstairs to the truck. Head back
inside the house for the final crate.
The final crate is easy to get. Enter the house, and go through the door on
the right, near the cannon. The crate is in the left corner of the room. Pick
it up, take it outside and get back in the truck. Now, follow the yellow dot
to the lock up in Willowfield to finish the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| C2. Catalyst (SACAT) |
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Difficulty: 3.5/10
CJ arrives at Ryder's house and finds him in the kitchen making his own drugs.
Tenpenny and Pulaski follow behind him and tells Ryder about a train coming
through Los Santos that has lots of ammo on board that CJ and Ryder might find
useful.
You start off in Ryder's pick up truck. Start by heading to the yellow dot on
the radar. As you get near the train, you'll find the Vagos have beat you to
it and are trying to steal the ammo. Let Ryder and the OGF members take care
of the Vagos and then pick up one of the dropped pistols. The Ballas appear
after so use the pistols you picked up to shoot the Ballas. When all the Ballas
are dead, climb on to the train and it will start moving.
Ryder follows behind you and you need to toss the boxes to him. You have 1:30
to throw ten crates to Ryder. You have unlimited crates though, so press L1
to power up your throw and aim the targeting reticule on Ryder's face, so
that he can catch the boxes. When you've tossed ten boxes to him, you'll have
a 3-star wanted level.
Get in the pick up truck, and quickly make your way to a Pay 'N' Spray. When
you've got rid of your wanted level, follow the yellow dot back to Ryder's
house in Grove Street and park in the red marker to finish the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Ninja Moogle |
+-----------------------------------------------+
Just get some grenades before taking the mission, and throw some at the initial
enemies when you reach the marker. It's good for those hard-to-reach places,
like behind the makeshift bunker the Vagos hide behind. When the car filled
with Ballas shows up, just throw a grenade at the car. It'll kill most, if not
all of the enemies nearby, and if some are left alive, the secondary explosion
from the wrecked car will eliminate the survivors. Easy. Just make sure you
don't hit anyone with the grenade throw itself; I've had one bounce off Ryder's
forehead, and kill me. X_X
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| C3. Robbing Uncle Sam (SAROB) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Ryder tells you about the army having all the guns that you need, so your
next stop is the National Guard Depot.
You start off outside Ryder's house. Get in the van in front of you, and
Ryder tells you where to go next - Ocean Docks, so follow the yellow dot on
the radar until you get to the Ocean Docks. When you reach the Ocean Docks,
park in the red marker.
After the cutscene, shoot the soldier standing by the gate, and then climb
over the wall. There will be two more soldiers in the compound, so take care
of them first before shooting the keypad on the wall to open the gate for
Ryder.
Shoot the keypad of the first warehouse you see, and stand behind the wall.
There are two soldiers in the warehouse, so quickly take them out before you
take too much damage. When both soldiers are dead, get in the forklift which
is indicated by the blue arrow, and pick up one of the boxes. Turn the fork
lift around and put the box in the back of the truck. You need to put a total
of six boxes in the truck.
Every time you load a box into the truck, more soldiers turn up. You should
leave Ryder to deal with them, but if he starts taking too much damage then
you should help him out. When all six boxes are loaded into the truck, Ryder
jumps in the back and you have to drive to Emmet's.
As you leave the depot, two Patriots start chasing you. Ryder suggests you
sound the horn every time you need to distract the Patriots. Press L3 to
horn, and Ryder will chuck a box at the them. This can knock them off the
road, slow them down, or destroy them. When you get back to Emmet's, park in
the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: MWilli2525 |
+---------------------------------------------+
I found something interesting in the "Robbing Uncle Sam" mission. I found after
jumping over the wall, then killing all the army types, then destroying the
warehouse control box then getting the fork lift, you can lift the first
box, and put it near to where the truck parks, Before destroying the gate
control, it gives you a little more time, and you can do the mission easier.
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| D. Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris (SAMEL) |
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You can take missions for Big Smoke after completing Sweet's mission "Nines
and AK's". You can find Big Smoke by heading to the "BS" icon on the radar.
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| D1. OG Loc (SAOGL) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
You arrive at Big Smoke's house, and knock at the door, but there is no answer.
Big Smoke and Sweet then arrive through a side door of the house. Sweet tells
you that they are going to pick up Loc at the police station, as he is getting
released today, and ask if you want to come along for the ride.
When the mission starts, you will be in Smoke's car. Start by driving to the
Los Santos Police Department, by following the yellow dot on the radar.
During the drive, Big Smoke tells you a little about Loc's history. When you
arrive at the police station, park in the red marker.
After the cutscene, start following the next yellow dot on the radar, which
is Freddy's house in East Flores. When you get there, park in the red marker.
Sweet and Smoke drive off, and you stay with Loc. Run up the steps outside
Freddy's house and ring the doorbell. Loc will start shouting out to Freddy
which will cause him to drive off.
Quickly hop on the PCJ next to you, and start following Freddy. He turns down
a lot of narrow alleys, so use the handbrake to turn sharp corners. Keep
following Freddy and soon he will stop by a basketball court, near some Vagos
and start shooting at you. Quickly get off the bike, and start gunning the
other Vagos down. When everyone's dead, Loc tells you to drive him to his new
"hygiene technician" job at Burger Shot.
Follow the yellow dot on the radar, and park in the red marker round the back
of Burger Shot to finish the mission.
Reward: Respect +
You can now take missions from OG Loc but I'll finish with Big Smoke first.
+-----------------------------------------+
| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Gmkirb |
+-----------------------------------------+
I found out an alternate strategy for this mission. You had it down that you
chase him to a crowd of Vagos. I, however, didn't do that. What I did was chase
Freddy down the first few alleys. The last one I past was an alley that forked
and you have to go right, past a tag on a wall. After that, he goes down
another alleyway. He comes out of this turns left twice, and stops up hill, if
you get close he continues down hill. I turned left after the tagged alley and
waited for him at the the bottom of the hill. He stops uphill. I get of my
bike, get out a tech 9, and head uphill. He will start heading downhill, and I
target him and shoot him to death.
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| D2. Running Dog (SARUN) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
You arrive at Big Smoke's house, and Tenpenny and Pulaski exit the house. Smoke
tells you that his "cousin" is coming in from "Mexico" and he needs to pick her
up. When the mission starts, you will be outside Big Smoke's house.
Get in the car, and follow the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker
when you get there. It seems Smoke just wanted to buy some marijuana from some
Vagos, but they refuse to sell it to him. After a little argument, they walk
off. Smoke gets out of the car with a bat, sneaks around the side and whacks
one of the Vagos on the head. The second one runs off.
Smoke runs out of breath not long after chasing the second Vagos member. You
need to chase him down and kill him. If you visited Emmet before driving to
the yellow dot, you will be able to gun him down with the pistol. If you
already had a weapon, you shouldn't have bothered going to Emmet. Keep chasing
the Vagos as he climbs over walls and fences. Soon enough, he will run past
some more Vagos. Ignore the other Vagos and concentrate on shooting the one you
are chasing. The mission ends when you kill him.
Reward: Respect +
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| D3. Wrong Side of the Tracks (SAWRO) |
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Difficulty: 4.5/10
This mission is most likely the hardest mission so far. Smoke shoots like he's
never used a gun in his life. For this mission, you first need to drive to
Unity Station with Smoke, so as always, follow the yellow dot on the radar to
Unity Station. When you get there, park in the red marker. CJ and Smoke spot
the San Fierro Rifa cutting a deal on a tunnel above the train tracks.
Unfortunately for you, the San Fierro Rifa spot you and Smoke, and hop on top
of a train, as it drives off. Quickly jump on the Sanchez with Smoke and
start following the train. A little further up the tracks, the train will
smash into a car, which will explode. You can either speed ahead of it to
avoid it, or slow down to avoid it. You can still kill all of the enemies if
you choose the second option.
The main objective here is to stay on the right side of the tracks, and line
the bike up with each enemy, so that Smoke can keep shooting them. They are
stronger than the average gang member so they can take quite a few hits. You
can't shoot at them yourself, so save your ammo and concentrate on the driving.
Watch out for the oncoming train once you reach the countryside. It is possible
to kill them all before the train reaches the countryside, however, if you
can't do it, go right on the dirt ramp when Smoke tells you to, and cross over
the tracks to the other side. From there, continue lining yourself up with each
gang member and let Smoke do the shooting. When all the gang members are dead,
turn around and head back to Smoke's house. Park in the red marker to end the
mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: thom177 |
+------------------------------------------+
Once you get out of the tunnel and Big Smoke tells you to take the 'high road'
(the dirtpath to the right side of the train). At one moment he yells something
at you ('The train CJ, the train', or something like that) and seconds past
that moment you will get to a little bridge over the traintracks, giving you
the opportunity of getting to the left side of the train. (This all takes place
in the countryside) The method here is to get ahead of the train, stop at that
little bridge, and then jump onto the train when it passes. From there, just
walk up to the front of the train, kill the gang members yourself, then jump
off the train, return to the bridge, get back on the bike and pick up Big
Smoke. Then you've passed your mission.
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| D4. Just Business (SAJUS) |
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Difficulty: 5.5/10
This is the best mission in the entire game, in my opinion. You first need to
drive Big Smoke downtown, so hop in the car and follow the yellow dot on the
radar. During the drive, Smoke mentions the Russians. When you get there, Smoke
heads inside the building, and straight away it all kicks off.
You head inside and find the place filled with Russians. You start off behind
a planter. If you managed to find a Tec-9 or an AK before this mission, use
it! It makes the mission so much easier. Smoke will have his own life bar in
the corner, so if he gets killed you will fail the mission. Lock on to the
Russians and start blasting away. There are about 10 on the bottom floor and
two of the floor above. When they are all dead, pick up all the ammo and grab
the body armour behind the planter on the other side of the room and rejoin
Smoke.
Outside, there are more Russians waiting for you. Crouch behind the planter
and start shooting the Russians. There are plenty more above the steps in
front of you. Help Smoke out as much as you can until they are all dead.
Smoke grabs a bike, and drives down the ramp of the garage until he reaches
the road again. This next part is a rail-shooter section. Smoke drives the
bike, while you shoot the Russians in pursuit. There are a lot of enemies on
bikes and in cars, so aim for the tyres or the windows to kill the driver
easily. Your bike has its own lifebar so kill the enemies quickly as they can
easily damage your bike. As you turn the first corner, a tow truck will
start chasing you. Ignore it since you can't damage it. Focus all of your
firepower on the bikes and cars.
Pretty soon, you will come to a roadblock, so quickly shoot the enemies, or
aim for the gas tanks on their cars. When they are all dead, Smoke drives in
to the aqueduct. There will be quite a few more bikes on your tail now, but
for now, you've lost the tow truck. Shoot the bike drivers as quickly as
possible, and soon the tow truck will find you again. It will drive off a
bridge, and start chasing you again. This time it will get in front of you,
and start dropping cars in your path. Smoke will be able to avoid them, and
they sometimes destroy the cars chasing you. Again, keep shooting the cars
and bikes and forget about the truck. Soon, Smoke will drive over the truck
ramp and cause an explosion.
After that, continue driving and Smoke will tell you to shoot out the sewer
grate. Do so, or you will crash and die. As Smoke drives down the narrow
alleys, aim at the gas tanks nearby to destroy two or three bikes at a time.
Keep doing this and a little while later, Smoke will drop you off, and dump
the bike somewhere.
Reward: Respect +
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| E. Cesar Vialpando (SACVI) |
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You can take missions from Cesar Vialpando after completing Sweet's mission,
"Cesar Vialpando". You can find him by heading to the "C" icon on your radar.
|=============================================================================|
| E1. High Stakes, Low Rider (SAHIG) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 3/10
After a little conversation with Cesar, he tells you he will lead you to the
race. It's just a short drive to the race start. When you get there, park in
the red marker to start the race.
This mission is a lot easier if you use the Voodoo found parked opposite the
"C" icon in El Corona, and there is no need to use nitro. You will be able to
easily overtake the cars, and from there it's just a case of following the
red checkpoints that show you which direction to go in next.
Reward: $1000
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Ninja Moogle |
+-----------------------------------------------+
First, get a Voodoo without hydraulics. See, Blades are light and flip easily,
and hydraulics, while fashionable, make it even worse.
Second, get a large lead (not too hard...).
Third, STOP on the final corner and take it slowly. If you go too fast, consi-
dering that this is a sharp turn after a whole bunch of sharp turns, you can
flip easily, and, even worse, over-steer and crash through the wire-fence on
the right, ruining your chances of winning, even if you're first at that point
and the car DOESN'T overturn.
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| F. Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross (SAJEF) |
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You can take missions from OG Loc after completing Big Smoke's first mission
"OG Loc". He can be found at the Burger Shot in Verona Beach by following the
"OG" icon on your radar.
|=============================================================================|
| F1. Life's A Beach (SALIF) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
(Must be started between 22:00 and 6:00)
I know a lot of people have trouble with this mission, but it's really not
that hard. You just have to learn the controls and be quick when pressing the
buttons.
OG Loc is preparing for a party, and tells CJ that a sound van just came by
the drive-thru, and is headed to the beach for a beach party. He wants you to
steal the sound van and get it back to him.
You start off outside Burger Shot. Grab a car and head down to the beach by
following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, a message will
come up telling you to talk to the DJ. Get out of the car and run over to the
red marker. Stand in the red marker and reply positively to the DJ twice to
start the next part of the mission. The next part is very similar to the
"Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet, except this time, you need to press the
X, O, Triangle and Square buttons when they go through the circle in the
middle of the screen.
I can't help you for this part since it relies on your timing. You need to get
a score higher than 4000. When you've done that, the DJ will tell you to get in
the van. Get in the van and quickly drive off. The DJ will jump out of the van
and the people at the beach party will start shooting and chase you. Get the
van back to a lockup under the Mulholland Intersection to end the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| F2. Madd Dogg's Rhymes (SAMAD) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
You arrive at Burger Shot, and find Loc cleaning the toilets. He tells you
about a famous rapper's rhyme book that he could use, and he wants you to get
it for him. It's in Madd Dogg's mansion up in Vinewood.
When the mission starts, you will be outside Burger Shot. Grab a car and
start following the yellow dot on the radar to Madd Dogg's mansion. When you
get there, enter through the main door indicated by the yellow dot on the
radar.
This mission is a tutorial to using stealth, but I won't give a walkthrough
for this mission because you are told what to do. The only advice I can give
you is to shoot your way out, don't bother using stealth. When you exit the
mansion, grab the mountain bike nearby, and get back to OG Loc by following
the yellow dot on the radar.
Reward: Respect +
After this mission you get a phone call from Tenpenny, who thinks you've been
trying to avoid him. You can now take missions from Tenpenny but I'll finish
off with OG Loc first.
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| F3. Management Issues (SAMAN) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 2/10
OG Loc wants you to take out Madd Dogg's manager, because he is cramping his
style. He will be attending an awards ceremony, and that's the only chance
you'll have to kill him.
When the mission starts, floor it to the Burger Shot in Temple, by following
the red dot on the radar. You will get a call from Loc who tells you that
the driver that is picking up Madd Dogg's manager has just left Burger Shot.
If you are quick enough, you can steal the car before it drives off. This
makes the second part a lot easier.
When you get to the car, pull the driver out and quickly drive off before he
has a chance to shoot you or the car. You need to keep the car completely
undamaged. If the car does get damaged, you'll need to get it repaired at the
local Pay 'N' Spray. This wastes time as you have to get to the two other
drivers before 10pm. When you get to the two other drivers, park in the same
position as them in between, and a cutscene starts. You'll see Madd Dogg's
manager giving a little speech. Anyone else notice his resemblance to Will
Smith?
The two cars drive off. You need to keep in line with the two other cars. The
cars only drive a little further down the road. Brake when you are told, and
a cutscene starts.
Madd Dogg's manager will get in your car. Drive off and the two other cars
will be alerted. If you keep your speed up, you should be able to lose them
quite easily. You need to drive down the local pier which is indicated by a
yellow dot on the radar, and bail out of the car before it goes off the edge.
Take note that you can bail out of the car once it's gone over. It doesn't
matter if you end up in the water.
Reward: Respect +
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: ebayer20 |
+-------------------------------------------+
In the mission "Management Issues" you can simply drive the car into the local
river and drown the manager without having to go all the way to the pier.
|=============================================================================|
| F4. House Party (SAHOU) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
CJ arrives at Burger Shot as Loc storms out after an argument. He tells you
that he wants a party before he goes back in jail. You need to get ready for
the party so head over to Binco or any other clothes store, and get some new
clothes, or head over to the barber's and get a haircut. This is optional by
the way, so you can go straight to the party if you want, but it doesn't
start until 8pm.
After 8pm, Loc will call you and tell you the party's starting. Head over
there to start the actual mission. CJ meets with Ryder inside, who takes him
outside, away from Loc's rapping. A Grove Street member suddenly arrives and
tells you and the gang that a group of Ballas is headed towards you. Sweet
and some other gang members block the road with cars.
After the cutscene, you are surrounded by Ballas, but you can use the circle
of cars for cover. Lock on to a Ballas and start firing. They will sometimes
run past the cars, and can kill you pretty quickly. There will be several OGF
members helping you, so you shouldn't have too much trouble. When the first
group is dead, another group appear on the bridge above.
I found this part the easiest if you go under the bridge, go around the side
and surprise them with an attack from behind. You can kill them from a safe
distance and they all only take one hit to kill. This also gives you a good
vantage point for the final attack. Pick up all the ammo and climb onto the
side of the bridge.
For their final attack, the Ballas attack from all angles. This should give
you no problems because you're on the bridge above. After killing one or two
of the Ballas below, they will all go after you. They won't even bother with
the other Grove members. Watch for them as they sneak out of the alley, and
head up the bridge. Now, they are all without cover and you should be able to
pick them all off before they get close enough. When no more gang members
come after you, go back to your house and kill any remaining Ballas.
Reward: Respect +
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| G. C.R.A.S.H. (SACRA) |
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You can take missions from Tenpenny after completing OG Loc's second mission,
"Madd Dogg's Rhymes". You can find him at the donut shop in the Market, by
following the "C" icon on your radar.
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| G1. Burning Desire (SABUR) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 3/10
Tenpenny tells you about a Vagos member who is in hiding across town. He
wants you to kill him by torching his house. Start by getting in a car, and
heading to the green dot on the radar. You need to go down an alley, and pick
up the Molotov Cocktails that Tenpenny has hidden for you.
When you've picked up the Molotovs, head to the yellow dot on the radar,
which is the gang house. When you get there, you will see a couple of Vagos
hanging around outside. You can kill them with a drive-by or throw a Molotov
at them. Either way, when they are both dead, start chucking the Molotovs
through the 5 downstairs windows. Watch out for the occasional gang member
that appears.
When you've thrown the Molotovs through all five windows, a cutscene shows a
girl is trapped upstairs in the fire. CJ runs back inside to put out the
flames. Make your way through the fire, and grab the fire extinguisher from
the kitchen. Keep an eye on the girl's health bar in the corner. If it
empties you fail the mission. To put the fire out, aim the fire extinguisher
at the base of the flames, and put it out. Make your way upstairs, and put
out the flame blocking the doorway. Go inside the bedroom, and talk to the
girl.
After talking to the girl, a part of the house will collapse, blocking a door
way. This means you will have to go through all the rooms to get around it.
You don't need to worry about the girl's health any more, just concentrate on
getting out of the house. Only put out the fires you need to. When you get
downstairs, go out through the front door. Get in the girl with the car. She
will tell you her name is Denise, and that she lives just off Grove Street.
Drive her home and park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: None
Denise is now your girlfriend. You can now visit your girlfriend any time. Make
sure you visit often, or she will lose interest in you. Follow the heart icon
on your map to find her house. After this mission, you'll get a call from Sweet
who tells you about a base head buying drugs from the Ballas in Glen Park. You
can now take missions from Sweet again, but I'll finish off with Tenpenny
first.
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| G2. Gray Imports (SAGRA) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 5/10
You'll need body armour and an AK for this mission, but an SMG will do the
trick. Tenpenny tells you about a deal between the Ballas and the Russians
going down at a warehouse at Ocean Docks.
When the mission starts, get in a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar.
When you get there, you see the Ballas and the Russians meeting up. A great
vantage point here is the roof above the containers on the right side of the
compound. To get up there, run along the outside of the compound on the right
and park your car by the wall. Jump on top of the car, and then climb up the
wall. You won't jump over, you'll just stand up. From here, jump on to the
containers and then jump in the middle of the roof, where it dips down
slightly. It does work since I've done it myself. From here, you can shoot
the Russians and destroy the forklifts without worrying about being hit too
much.
When all the enemies are dead, run along the right side of the roof, jump
over the gaps to avoid falling, and then use the containers to get back down
on the ground safely and avoid losing any health from the jump. Grab the body
armour by the containers if you need it, and shoot the keypad to open the
warehouse door. Crouch behind the steps, and shoot the three enemies waiting
for you inside. You'll have probably run out of ammo for the AK by now, if
you haven't already, so you can use one of the dropped SMGs.
Enter the warehouse and make your way around. There will be an enemy waiting
for you on the first corner, so wait for him to turn the corner. The best
way to get through this next part is to stay crouched with your weapon in
manual aim. Then roll out from behind corners. The trick here is that you can
lock on and keep moving at the same time, making it easier to target the
enemies.
You can find some health behind some crates on the first corner of the ware-
house. Pick it up and keep moving. If you see any explosive barrels, shoot
them as there is often an enemy hiding near them. You will know when you are
near the end of the warehouse as you will come to some stairs leading up on
to a balcony. Use the explosive barrels near the stairs to dispose of the
enemies around them, and then shoot the Ballas on the balcony above. There is
another AK behind the stairs if you want it. Pick it up and go up the stairs.
At the top of the stairs is another Balla waiting for you. Shoot him and run
into the office where you'll encounter the arms dealer. He is quite strong so
use the AK to shoot him. Pick up the body armour and chase him outside. There
will be several Ballas and Russians shooting at you. Kill them all quickly
and chase after the arms dealer again. He will run to his car and try to
escape. Jump on the nearby PCJ and chase him down. Perform drive-bys until
his car explodes to end the mission.
Reward: None
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Ninja Moogle |
+-----------------------------------------------+
When you reach the Russian arms dealer, it's easy to kill him before he reaches
the car. When he runs outside, pick a light weapon (preferrably a Tec-9 or Uzi)
and run after him, firing the whole way. DO NOT bother with the foes shooting
at you; they'll miss 95% of the time (get some armor just in case, which isn't
too hard, considering the multitude of armor pickups in the warehouse). Just
focus on chasing the arms dealer and shooting him. There is no need to sprint,
you'll keep up with the arms dealer easily, and the enemies will still miss
you. When the dealer dies, the other enemies vanish, and you pass the mission.
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| H. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (2) (SASJO) |
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You can take missions from Sweet again after completing the "Burning Desire"
mission for Tenpenny. The first mission for Sweet starts at Ammu-Nation so
head over there and park in the red marker to start the mission.
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| H1. Doberman (SADOB) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
This mission is an introduction to turf wars. You have to kill the Ballas
member that Sweet told you about earlier. I suggest buying some armour and a
Tec-9, unless you already have one.
After you've got some armour and a weapon, head to Glen Park by following the
yellow dot on the radar. A few messages will come up about turf wars as you
make your way to Glen Park. When you get there you'll be told to attack an
enemy gang member on foot. Run over to a group of Ballas, and kill two or three
of them to start the turf war.
You will now have to fight off three waves of Ballas. It's not too difficult.
Watch the radar for purple dots and quickly kill them when they get near. There
will be health and armour in the road if you need it at any point.
When all three waves of Ballas are dead, another Ballas will exit one of the
houses. This is the Ballas member you need to kill. He is indicated by a red
arrow above his head. Run up to him and shoot him.
Reward: Respect +
|=============================================================================|
| H2. Los Sepulcros (SALSE) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
(Must be started between 9:00 and 17:00)
Sweet tells you about a Ballas funeral taking place that will give you a good
opportunity to kill a lot of Ballas at once. You'll need body armour for this
mission.
After the cutscene Sweet gets in his car and there will be two Grove Street
members in front of you. A message will come up telling you how to recruit
gang members. Hold R1 to target a gang member and press the up or down button
to recruit him. Recruit the two gang members in front of you and get in the
car.
When everyone's in the car, a 4 minute timer will appear in the corner of the
screen. You have four minutes to get to the Los Sepulcros cemetery. You have
plenty of time, so don't rush. When you get there, park in the red marker.
Sweet and the two gang members will climb over the back wall. Follow them over
and walk forward to start a cutscene.
Kane arrives at the cemetery with the Ballas. You'll get a message explaining
how to get your gang members to follow you. Ignore this since you won't need
them. Run into the cemetery and start shooting at the Ballas. Kane will be
somewhere over the back, he'll have a red arrow above him. He also has body
armour so he can take quite a few shots. Let Sweet and the gang members take
care of the Ballas, and just focus on killing Kane.
After a while Sweet will disappear to find a car and tells you to finish the
remaining Ballas off. When they are all dead, run over to the car that Sweet
found and get in. You'll now have a two-star wanted level so make your way to
a Pay 'N' Spray. Forget about the other two gang members, you can leave them
behind. You don't have to go to the Pay 'N' Spray, but it will make your trip
back easier. Follow the yellow dot on the radar back to Grove Street, and
park in the red marker.
Reward: Respect +
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| H3. Reuniting the Families (SAREU) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 6/10
Sweet tells you about a meeting at the Jefferson Motel between the Families
to try and stop the feud between them and keep the base off the streets. You
need to drive the gang to the Motel. This is a long mission, so you'll need
some body armour.
After the cutscene, get in the car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to
the Jefferson Motel. When you get there park in the red marker to start a
cutscene. Just as the meet is about to start, a police helicopter flies by
and surrounds the Motel with S.W.A.T. trucks. Smoke and Ryder take off and
leave CJ to get inside the motel by himself.
You start off outside the motel with lots of S.W.A.T. officers around. Start
shooting at them. You don't have to but it will increase your weapon stats,
and you can pick up the ammo when they are all dead. Run inside the motel.
Once you are inside the motel, remember the vending machine straight ahead.
You can come back to it when you get low on health. Go up the stairs, and
a gang member will tell you where Sweet went. Head up the stairs, and a
S.W.A.T. officer will roll out from the door on the left. Kill him quickly
and go through the door. Kill the next S.W.A.T officer straight ahead, and
turn the corner.
Make your way down the hallway, killing the S.W.A.T. officers and using the
open motel rooms for cover. Remember that you can get some more health back
from the vending machine downstairs. At the end of the hallway, another two
S.W.A.T officers will rappel from the ceiling. You can kill them both before
their feet touch the ground. If you need some body armour, there's some on
the balcony at the top of the stairs. If not, duck behind the overturned
table and shoot the S.W.A.T officers down the next hallway. When they are
all dead, run down the hallway.
At the end of this hallway, there will be another two S.W.A.T officers on the
balcony above, and another two on the floor you are on. Kill those two first
and then the two officers on the balcony. Kill the remaining five S.W.A.T.
officers round the corner. Two of them are taking cover, one is hanging from
the ceiling, another one will roll out of the first room on the right, and
another from the second room on the left.
When they are all dead, run down the hallway, and enter the second room on the
right to find Sweet. CJ and Sweet head up to the roof, where the police chopper
awaits. You need to keep Sweet alive here, and take down the chopper at the
same time. Keep an eye on Sweet's health bar in the corner of the screen, and
shoot the S.W.A.T officers on the side of the helicopter. Once the officers are
dead, the chopper is easy to destroy.
When you've destroyed the chopper, follow Sweet around the roof, and down the
ramp to the street, where Ryder and Smoke reappear. CJ and Sweet climb into
the car and they speed off. The next part is a rail-shooter. You need to keep
the cops away as Smoke drives back to Grove Street.
Firing at the engine of the cop cars is the best thing to do here. It will
destroy the cars quicker, and sometimes one of the other cars will get caught
in the blast. When you are about halfway back to Grove Street, police on bikes
will join the chase. The cops on the bikes will jump on to the front of your
car, so kill them quickly. Once you pass through the car wash, you are nearly
finished. Your AK will jam, and Smoke drives down an alley to lose the cops.
Another chopper waits at the end of the alley, and another cop jumps on the
front of the car. Smoke drives the car down the alley and the cop gets shredded
by the helicopter. Your car goes through a billboard and crashes into a tanker
on the road below causing an explosion. The gang appear behind the billboard
having jumped before the car went over.
Reward: Respect +
|=============================================================================|
| H4. The Green Sabre (SATGR) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 5/10
This is the final mission in Los Santos, so finish off any side missions or
odd jobs you want to before doing this mission, as you won't be able to come
back here for a while without being shot at every where you go.
Sweet plans to attack the Ballas with everything he's got. He tells you to head
over to Ammu-Nation and get a weapon, and meet him under the Mulholland
Intersection. As CJ goes outside, he gets a call from Cesar. Cesar tells you
he has something important to show you.
Get in the car, and start following the yellow dot on the radar to the freeway.
When you reach the yellow dot, park in the red marker. Get out of the car and
go down the alley on the right. Get in the car waiting for you to start a
cutscene.
CJ and Cesar watch across the road and Cesar points out the Green Sabre in the
garage. Smoke and Ryder exit the garage, and finish up a deal with the two
officers Tenpenny and Pulaski. CJ realises that Sweet is walking into a trap.
After the cutscene, get back in the car and race to the yellow dot on the radar.
You need to reach Sweet before he gets killed. Keep an eye on Sweet's health bar
and be as quick as you can. CJ tries to call Sweet but he's not answering. When
you reach the yellow dot, drive over to the circle of cars under the Mulholland
Intersection (try to run over a few Ballas if you can), and park in the marker.
Sweet stumbles over to you, and collapses on the floor. You need to keep the
Ballas away until the cops arrive. The first wave of Ballas are hanging around
the pillars. Stay crouched behind the circle of cars and pick them off one by
one. When the Ballas are nearly all dead, more reinforcements will arrive.
Again, stay behind the cars and pick them off, and a van will arrive and drop
off some more Ballas. Kill them quickly as they can get pretty close and a car
will arrive. No more Ballas will dropped off, but the drivers will continue
doing drive-bys around you. Keep shooting at the van until it catches on fire,
and gun down the drivers when they get out of the van. The police arrive and
Sweet gets arrested but Tenpenny and Pulaski pick you up and drop you off in
Angel Pine. They tell you to stay away from Smoke and give you another job to
do.
Reward: Respect +
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| 11. Badlands Walkthrough (SABAD) |
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| A. C.R.A.S.H. (2) (SACSH) |
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You can take Tenpenny's next mission after completing the final Los Santos
mission "The Green Sabre". It will be right outside your starting point once
you are dropped off in the Badlands.
|=============================================================================|
| A1. Badlands (SABAD) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 2.5/10
Tenpenny and Pulaski want you to kill a witness who has enough evidence to
testify against them. He is hiding in a cabin on the top of Mt. Chiliad. You
have to kill the witness and take back proof that the witness is dead.
You start the mission off in a trailer park in Whetstone. You have to use a
camera in this one, so a few messages will come up on the screen, telling you
how to use the camera. Before you head towards the yellow dot, buy an SMG from
Ammu-Nation first. You'll need a weapon later. Start by getting on the Sanchez
parked outside, if there isn't one there, steal a vehicle from the road and
make your way to the base of Mt. Chiliad by following the yellow dot on the
radar. Park in the red marker and another yellow dot will appear on the radar.
You now have to make your way to the top of Mt. Chiliad, by following the next
yellow dot on the radar again. When you get there a brief cutscene will show
the cabin where the witness is hiding. Get off the bike, and make your way
through the trees and around to the back of the cabin. Make sure you don't get
too close for now. Start shooting at the guards patrolling the area and they
will all run towards you, which makes it easier to pick them off. When they are
all dead, if you haven't alerted the witness yet, you can just run inside the
cabin and shoot him. If you have alerted him, quickly get on the bike outside
the cabin and start chasing him. He will try to escape in his car, and you'll
have to destroy it by shooting it with your SMG. Either way, when he's dead,
take a photo of his body, and then follow the yellow dot on the radar back to
the trailer park to finish the mission.
Reward: None
After this mission you'll get a call from Cesar. CJ explains the situation and
Cesar says that he's sent some protection out to keep an eye on you. After the
phone call, a "?" icon will appear on the radar. You'll also get a call from
Sweet.
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| B. Catalina (SACTL) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
You can take missions from Catalina after completing the "Badlands" mission for
Tenpenny. You can find Catalina at the diner in Red County by following the "?"
icon on your radar. Catalina's missions can be completed in any order, but I
will list them in the order that I did them.
|=============================================================================|
| B1. First Date (SAFDA) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 1/10
This is just a cutscene of CJ meeting up with Catalina at the diner. When you
get outside Catalina tells you of the four stores she is planning to rob: a
liquor store in Blueberry, a bank in Palomino Creek, a gas station in Dillimore
and a betting shop in Montgomery. Each robbery is indicated by a green '$' icon
on the radar. Head to the gas station in Dillimore first, which is just down
the road from where you start.
Reward: None
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| B2. Tanker Commander (SATAN) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 3/10
When you reach the gas station, park in the red marker to continue. Catalina
plans to rob the gas station, but the owner has bulletproof glass in the
windows, so Catalina decides to steal the tanker just outside instead.
Get in the tanker cab and drive forward. Line yourself up with the tanker
before reversing into it. When you reverse into it, the tanker automatically
connects and a cutscene shows the two gas station owners preparing to give
chase.
You need to get the tanker to the RS Haul company in Flint County. The two gas
station owners will continue to perform drive-bys on you until you reach your
destination. The best thing to do here is stay on straight roads as much as
possible. If you have to take a sharp turn there is a chance you will dis-
connect the trailer and fail the mission. The best route to take is to drive
through Richman in Los Santos. Most of the journey is a straight drive and
you'll end up near the RS Haul soon after. You should also ignore the two gas
station owners giving chase as most of the time they will fall behind. Keep an
eye on the health bar in the corner of the screen, though. This indicates how
much damage your tanker can take, and if it empties you will fail the mission.
When you reach the RS Haul company, you complete the mission.
Reward: $5000
After this mission, the RS Haul missions are available and you will get a call
from The Truth. Catalina's robberies will disappear for now and you can now
take missions from The Truth by following the "TT" icon on the radar to the
motel in Angel Pine.
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Gitano |
+-----------------------------------------+
On the Catalina: Tanker Commander after the cutscene where the two redneck gas
owners get into their car and are about to chase you, I got out of the tanker
and they drove under the tanker. The car caught on fire and I VERY QUICKLY got
into the tanker and took off. KABOOM goes their car and them. I drove easily to
my destination.
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Murdok1742 |
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On the Tanker Commander mission, as soon as you hook onto the tanker, get out
of the Tanker Cab and start shooting at the owners. The owners will then go
underneath the tanker. Then they will back out some, and drive near the gas
fill ups or whatever they are called. Now, make sure you're far away from them
and Catalina is close to you. Shoot at the gas fill up things and they will
explode, which will also cause the owners car to explode, which makes an easy
way to your destination.
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| C. The Truth (SATTR) |
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You can take missions from The Truth after completing the "Tanker Commander"
mission for Catalina. He can be found at the motel in Angel Pine by following
the "TT" icon on your radar.
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| C1. Body Harvest (SABHA) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
The Truth wants you to steal a combine harvester from a farm and take it back
to him. After the cutscene, get in a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar
to the farm in Flint County. When you get there, park in the red marker and a
brief cutscene will show the harvester that you need to steal. It's at the back
of the farm.
This mission can be pretty difficult if you don't know what you're doing. If
you just go charging into the farm you will be shot to death by groups of
farmers. Instead, you need to go around the outside of the farm, and make your
way to the back where the harvester is located. You will probably be spotted,
but you can kill anyone who gets near. When you reach the back of the farm,
the driver in the harvester will get out and start shooting at you. Kill him
quickly as he has a shotgun, and get in the harvester. Make your way back
through the farm and run over all the farmers that get in your way. Drive
carefully as the harvester has front wheel drive and the controls are a bit
confusing until you get used to them.
Once you are back on the road, a pickup truck will start chasing you, and can
knock you off the road. Get out of the harvester and shoot the farmer in the
back of the truck, then try to drag the pickup truck driver out and shoot him
too. From there, you can take a simple drive back to The Truth's garage. Don't
take any shortcuts down any steep slopes or anything as the harvester is easy
to flip. Park the harvester in The Truth's garage. After you've parked the
harvester you'll get a call from Cesar. He thinks there's a price on his and
Kendl's head and they need to get out of Los Santos. CJ tells them to rent
a trailer in Angel Pine, and he'll meet them there.
Reward: Respect +
After this mission, a "C" icon will appear in Angel Pine. Make your way over
there to continue the story. You can use the BF Injection parked outside The
Truth's farm.
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| D. Cesar Vialpando (2) (SACVP) |
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You can find Cesar at the trailer park in Angel Pine after completing the "Body
Harvest" mission for The Truth. Follow the "C" icon on the radar.
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| D1. King In Exile (SAKIN) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
This is just a cutscene between CJ, Cesar and Kendl about what's happened in
Los Santos. Cesar tells CJ that twice a week Big Smoke sends a car out to
San Fierro and it comes back full of drugs. CJ says he'll keep an eye out on
the highway to San Fierro. When you get outside you get a call from Catalina
and a pink "C" icon reappears on the radar. Head to Catalina's cabin next.
Reward: None
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| E. Catalina (2) (SACLA) |
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Catalina can be found at her cabin in Fern Ridge after completing the "King In
Exile" mission for Cesar. Follow the pink "C" icon on the radar.
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| E1. First Base (SAFBA) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
This is another cutscene between you and Catalina. You knock on the door of
Catalina's cabin, and no one answers. Catalina then sneaks up behind you and
knocks you over. After a small conversation it's time to rob another store.
Head to the betting shop in Montgomery next, by following the green "$" icon
on the radar.
Reward: None
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| E2. Against All Odds (SAAGA) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
When you reach the betting shop, park in the red marker, and Catalina will give
you some satchel charges. Enter the betting shop to start a cutscene. Catalina
tries to hold up the shop, but the alarm is set off. A message will come up on
the screen telling you how to use the satchel charges.
Throw one of the satchel charges at the door, stand back and use the detonator
to destroy the door. Go into the small room, and throw another satchel charge
at the safe. Again, get a safe distance away and use the detonator to destroy
the safe. CJ grabs the money and they exit the betting shop. Quickly get in the
car and floor it to a Pay 'N' Spray in Dillimore to lose your four-star wanted
level.
Catalina will shoot at the police while you drive, just try not to flip your
car. The police can ram your car off the country roads easily so drive care-
fully but quickly. When you reach the Pay 'N' Spray, park in the red marker and
then in the Pay 'N' Spray. When you've done that, follow the yellow dot on the
radar back to Catalina's cabin. Park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $2000
After this mission you'll get a call from Cesar who tells you to meet him just
south of Montgomery. You can now take missions from Cesar again but I'll finish
off with Catalina first.
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| E3. Gone Courting (SAGON) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Another cutscene with Catalina. After the cutscene head to the bank in Palomino
Creek by following the green "$" icon on the radar. Park in the red marker to
start a cutscene.
Reward: None
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| E4. Small Town Bank (SASMA) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
CJ and Catalina enter the bank and hold up the staff. Catalina goes to empty
the safe, and tells you to keep the crowds under control. You start the mission
in front of a group of people with a shotgun aimed at them. It's not possible
to keep their hands up for long and they will go down eventually. When they do,
a security guard will start shooting and you will get a three-star wanted level.
A cutscene shows the police surrounding the bank.
Catalina tells you to smash the ATM machines and grab as much cash as you can.
Shoot the three ATM machines in the bank, and Catalina will shoot open the back
door. Follow her outside and down the alley where there are several cops
waiting for you. Gun down the cop behind the crates straight ahead and crouch
behind the crates. There are several more cops along the alley on the left and
right sides. Catalina will turn right down the alley and take care of a few
more cops. All you have to do is kill the cops on the rooftops. There are also
a couple hiding behind crates, so watch out for them. When you reach the end of
the alley, two cops will appear on bikes. When they get off, shoot them and get
on the bikes. A helicopter also appears at this point, so be careful of that.
Follow Catalina out of the alley and more cops will start chasing you. Ignore
them as they won't bother you. Pretty soon Catalina will be surrounded. Get
off your bike and gun down any nearby cops. When Catalina gets on your bike,
head back to her cabin in Fern Ridge by following the yellow dot on the radar.
Park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $10000
After this mission, you'll get a call from Catalina.
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| E5. Made In Heaven (SAMIH) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Another cutscene. After the cutscene, head to the final "$" icon on the radar,
which is the liquor store in Blueberry. Park in the red marker to start a
cutscene.
Reward: None
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| E6. Local Liquor Store (SALLI) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
As you arrive at the liquor store, you see a group of bandits arrive and rob
the store before you! As they drive off, Catalina manages to gun down one of
the drivers. CJ and Catalina jump on the quad bike.
You need to chase the bandits across the countryside. You have a long time to
kill them all, so stay close to them, and let Catalina do the shooting. If
you have your own sub-machine gun, you can perform forward drive-bys, making
it easier to destroy the other quads. Two of the three bandits drop a brief
case of cash. Ignore it for now and continue chasing the bandits. When all
three bandits are dead, drive back to the two green dots on the radar to pick
up the briefcases and then drive Catalina back to her cabin in Fern Ridge by
following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the
mission.
Reward: $1000
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Gitano |
+-----------------------------------------+
On the Catalina mission: Local Liquor Store I chose to have a Sanchez or even
a Freeway next to the red marker. When CJ jumps on the quad quickly get off
and onto one of the bikes. You'll catch up quicker and Catalina will kill the
rednecks when you get close or along side them.
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| F. Cesar Vialpando (3) (SACEV) |
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You can take missions from Cesar after completing two of the four robbery
missions for Catalina. You can find Cesar just southeast of Montgomery by
following the "C" icon on the radar.
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| F1. Wu Zi Mu (SAWUZ) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
The best car to use for this mission is probably the Buffalo found parked out
side Catalina's cabin in Fern Ridge. Drive to Cesar and park in the red marker
to start the mission. You meet with Cesar and a blind Triad called Wu Zi Mu.
He explains how the races are run, and then you have to race.
If you're using the Buffalo, this race shouldn't be too difficult. Get an
early lead as quickly as possible and keep it. Keep checking the map to plot
your course. If you can, try knocking the other cars off-track. You can try
using the P.I.T. Manoeuvre but it's pretty tricky as your car will spin round
a bit during this race. Brake when taking sharp turns and stay in front of
the other cars.
Reward: $5000
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| F2. Farewell, My Love... (SAFAR) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This race is exactly the same as the previous one, except backwards. You are
stuck with the ZR-350 in this mission and can't change it. Since the ZR-350
is a sports car it's not very good off-road, however it is pretty fast, and
you can get an early lead fairly easily. From there, drive carefully and keep
the lead.
Reward: None
After this mission, Catalina gives you a deed to a garage in San Fierro. Get
out of your car and you'll get a call from The Truth. The weed is ready, and
all you have to do is deliver the money. After the phone call, the 'TT' icon
will reappear on your map so head there next.
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| G. The Truth (2) (SATHT) |
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You can take missions from The Truth again after completing the "Farewell, My
Love..." mission for Cesar. He can be found at his garage in Leafy Hollow by
following the "TT" icon on the radar.
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| G1. Are You Going to San Fierro? (SAARE) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
This is the final mission for the Badlands. After this, you can move on to San
Fierro. You drop the money off at The Truth's farm, and soon after CJ and The
Truth can hear the sound of a police chopper approaching. He gives you a flame-
thrower and tells you to torch the fields of weed.
You start off outside The Truth's garage. Keep an eye on the cops' arrival bar
in the corner of the screen. You have five and a half minutes to torch the
fields and destroy the chopper. The weed is marked by a red dot on the radar,
and there are about 5 groups of dots. Run up to the fields of weed, and start
flaming! As soon as you hear a beep noise, move on to the next one. The beep
indicates the weed is burnt enough, and if you move straight on to the next
one, you save time. When all the fields of weed are burnt, run over to The
Truth, who is sitting in his van by following the blue dot on the radar. You
should have about 1 minute left at this point.
The Truth gives you a rocket launcher to take down the chopper with. If you
are quick enough, you can destroy before it gets a chance to move. The chopper
will follow The Truth's van, so follow the van and when the chopper hovers
overhead, aim a rocket at it and shoot. You only have 10 rockets so you need
to use them wisely. When the chopper is destroyed, get in The Truth's van, and
start the long drive to San Fierro, to the garage that Catalina gave you. When
you reach the garage, you complete the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| 12. San Fierro Walkthrough (SASAN) |
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| A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (SACCJ) |
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After the mission "Are You Going to San Fierro?" for The Truth, you arrive at
your garage in Doherty, and find that it's a run-down, empty old building.
Kendl tells you that she and Cesar will help and The Truth knows of some car
mechanics that are always looking for work.
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| A1. Wear Flowers In Your Hair (SAWEF) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
CJ needs some car mechanics to get his garage started up, and The Truth knows
just the people. He tells you to pick up Jethro first, who is working in a
garage near Easter Basin.
After the cutscene, get in the car with The Truth, and follow the blue dot on
the radar to the Xoomer gas station. Park in the red marker and press the L3
button to sound the horn. Jethro gets in the car, and The Truth then tells you
to drive to the hospital in Santa Fiera. After the cutscene head to the
hospital by following the red cross icon on the radar. Park in the red marker
to start a cutscene.
The Truth spots a black van down an alley, and tells everyone not to look, and
then he tells you to drive over to the tram terminal in King's to pick up
Dwaine. After the cutscene follow the blue dot on the radar to the tram
terminal, park in the red marker and sound the horn again to start a cutscene.
Dwaine has some business to take care of first, and says that he'll meet you
later. The Truth then tells you to make another stop at the police station
downtown.
After the cutscene follow the blue house icon on the radar to the police
station and park in the red marker to start another cutscene. Another van
drives past nearby and then The Truth tells you to make one final stop at
Zero's shop in Garcia. After the cutscene, follow the blue dot to Zero's shop,
park in the red marker and sound the horn to start another cutscene. After
the cutscene, head back to your garage in Doherty where Dwaine is waiting, by
following the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red marker to end the
mission.
Reward: None
After this mission you'll get a call from Zero. His landlord is selling his
shop and he needs you to buy it to keep his business going. You can now take
missions from Zero by following the "Z" icon on the radar.
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| A2. 555-We-Tip (SAWET) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
CJ gets a call from Tenpenny. Now that The Truth has prepared the weed, Ten-
penny wants you to plant it in a DA's car. He tells you that the DA is on his
way to the Vank Hoff Hotel in Financial.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Get in a car and head to
the Vank Hoff Hotel by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get
there, park in the red marker to start a cutscene. A valet gets in a car and
drives off.
After the cutscene you'll see the car with the valet in it. It will stop and
let some traffic pass before driving off so you have some time to turn around.
When the valet drives off, follow him around the corner and down into the
underground parking garage. When he gets out of the car, kill him. He will
drop his valet uniform, so pick it up. Get back in your car and drive back out
to the valet car port. Get out of the car and walk into the red marker.
A short cutscene shows the car that the DA is driving. It's a blue Merit, and
you'll need to look out for it when it arrives. You also need to get the car
before the other valets. Don't worry about the other valets as other cars always
arrive before the DA. When the DA arrives get in his car and you now have a
2:30 time limit to get the car back to your garage in Doherty. Be quick as you
need to save as much time for the next part.
When you arrive at the garage, park in the red marker to plant the drugs. You
now need to get the car back to the car park. If you have about 1:30 you should
be alright, as long as you drive carefully. If you have under 1 minute you
might as well restart the mission. You need to keep the car perfect, if you
crash you'll need to repair the car. When you arrive at the car park, drive
into the red marker and then down into the car park. Park in the space with
the red marker.
A valet will be coming to return the car, so quickly run back outside by
following the yellow dot on the radar, and run through the red marker to call
the cops. The cops will arrive, find the car loaded with weed, and bust the
DA.
Reward: None
After this mission, valet parking missions will be available. You can get
valet missions outside the Vank Hoff Hotel by walking through the red marker
outside the hotel. The valet uniform will also be delivered to your hideout.
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| A3. Deconstruction (SADEC) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
The construction workers on the waste grounds behind your garage have been
insulting Kendl and you have to teach them a lesson by destroying the waste
grounds.
After the cutscene you will be outside your garage. Go behind the garage and
steal one of the nearby bulldozers. You now have 3 minutes to destroy six
portables around the waste ground indicated by green dots on the radar. Watch
out for the construction workers as they will try to drag you out of the bull-
dozer, but you can just run them over. Also watch out for the construction
worker in another bulldozer. He can slow you down and make you lose some
precious time.
Continue destroying the next five portables, but watch out for the explosive
barrels next to them. Either get out of the bulldozer and shoot them, which
might blow up some of the construction workers, or hit the portables at an
angle where you don't hit the barrel. When all six portables are destroyed,
the timer disappears and the foreman exits the portable toilet, sees the damage
you have caused and runs back in.
Get out of the bulldozer and into the nearby cement truck, which is indicated
by a yellow dot on the radar, and start ramming the portable into the ditch
with the cement truck. When you've done that, reverse into the red marker, make
sure you are perfectly lined up, and watch as CJ fills the ditch with cement.
Reward: None
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| A4. Back to School (SABAC) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
After the mission "Deconstruction" you'll get a call from Jethro, who tells you
about a driving school just down the road from your garage. To find the driving
school, just follow the red "S" icon on the radar. See the strategies below in
the "Schools" section for more info on driving school.
Reward: Driving Skill +
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| B. Courier Missions (SACOU) |
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| B1. Big Smoke's Cash (SABIS) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Every Monday and Friday you will get a call from Cesar who tells you that Big
Smoke is sending a car with cash in it to San Fierro. During the phone call,
look on the radar for a red dot. This is the courier you need to stop. He
starts off outside Big Smoke's house, and drives all the way to Pier 69 in San
Fierro. This means you have a decent amount of time to stop him.
Get in a car and drive back to Los Santos by following the red dot on the
radar. The red dot is a moving target so you'll need to be quick. When you
catch up to the courier, you'll find he is driving a Patriot. Start ramming
him with your car and he'll drop a package. You need to steal six packages
from the Patriot.
This mission will continue for quite some after you complete it the first time.
Cesar will keep calling you until you reach the desert, I think. Every time you
try this mission, there will be an extra gang member in the Patriot who will
shoot at you when you try to ram the Patriot.
Reward: $1800
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| B2. Yay Courier (SAYAY) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
After you complete "Big Smoke's Cash", every Wednesday and Saturday you'll get
another call from Cesar who tells you that another courier is leaving San
Fierro. This time the courier is on a Sanchez so you'll need a good off-road
vehicle to keep up with him.
Start by following the red dot on the radar to the courier, who usually just
ends up driving around underneath the Flint Intersection in Flint County. Try
to ram him slightly from behind to knock him off the bike. If you shoot him
you might end up hitting the backpack of drugs he's carrying. If you can get
him off his bike, shoot him when he gets up and take the backpack.
Reward: Varies
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| C. Triad Missions (SATRI) |
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The Triad Missions are available after you complete the "Deconstruction"
mission in San Fierro. You can take missions from the Triads by following
the Triad logo to your garage in Doherty.
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| C1. Photo Opportunity (SAPHO) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Most of this mission is driving and it's a long boring drive, so try not to
fall asleep at the wheel! Cesar calls you as you are standing outside your
garage in Doherty. His cousin has informed him of a Ballas car which will be
heading to San Fierro to pick up some Yay. Cesar has found the Ballas car near
the Mulholland Intersection and is tailing them. You need to pick him up.
Get in a car and start following the blue dot on the radar. Cesar is waiting
for you in Red County, just southwest of Blueberry. When you get there, get
in his car and he will tell you that the car is heading to Angel Pine. You now
need to head all the way to Angel on the other side of the map by following
the yellow dot on the radar. Don't try to take any shortcuts or big jumps as
you need to keep the car in good condition. If it's destroyed, you'll fail the
mission.
When you arrive park in the red marker and run on to the roof of the building
on the corner with Cesar. Walk into the red marker to start the next part of
the mission. Your view will switch to first-person here, and you are looking
through the viewfinder of a camera. You need to take a picture of the four
people meeting up for the deal to buy the yay.
First, look straight ahead towards the parking lot across the road. Ryder will
soon arrive in his Picador pick-up truck with a Ballas member. Take a picture of
him as he exits the truck. Remember to zoom in! T-Bone Mendez is next, who will
arrive shortly after Ryder.
When you've got them, move the camera to the right, and watch for a car on the
corner of the Cluckin' Bell Restaurant. Mike Toreno will get out of his car, so
quickly zoom in and get his picture as he exits his car before he turns away.
The final person is Jizzy B, who will arrive from the left side of the street
in his Broadway. Take his picture to start a cutscene. CJ and Cesar head back
down to the street and drive off. He drops you off at the gas station in Angel
Pine and tells you to meet him back at the garage.
Reward: Respect +
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| C2. Jizzy (SAJIZ) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
CJ enters the garage and finds Cesar inside talking to Woozie. CJ asks Woozie
who the four people at the meet are. His bodyguard identifies two of them as
T-Bone Mendez and Jizzy B. They are known as the Loco Syndicate and set up big
time deals around San Andreas. CJ decides to find Jizzy first, and Woozie's
bodyguard tells him that Jizzy runs the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant
Bridge.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Grab a car and head to
Jizzy's club by following the large light blue dot on the radar. When you
arrive at the club, walk into the red marker to start a cutscene. CJ meets
Jizzy inside the club and tells Jizzy he's now working for him. Jizzy tells
you he has a slight problem that he needs you to sort out. As you get outside
Jizzy tells you to drop one of his girls off at the hotel downtown.
Get in Jizzy's pimpmobile, indicated by a blue arrow above it, and drive his
girl to the hotel by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you arrive,
park in the red marker and CJ will call Jizzy. Jizzy tells you about a pimp
who is roughing up his girls and he needs you to take him out. You now have
a 2:00 minute time limit to get to the pimp in Hashbury. This is plenty of
time, so don't rush. Follow the yellow dot on the radar, and when you arrive,
get out of the car and shoot the pimp with your newly acquired Tec-9.
Get back in the pimpmobile and Jizzy will phone you and tell you to make
another stop back downtown. A health bar will appear in the corner of the
screen, and you need to save one of Jizzy's girls. Head to the overpass in
Foster Valley by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you arrive, get
out of the car and shoot the two punters harassing Jizzy's girl. Get back in
the car and Jizzy will phone you again. The girl that you dropped off at the
hotel earlier wants out and you have to go and pick her up.
Follow the yellow dot back to the hotel downtown and park in the red marker
to start a cutscene. A preacher and his protection arrive outside the hotel
and pick up Jizzy's girl. You need to take them both out and get the girl
back to Jizzy. Follow the two cars and use your Tec-9 you got earlier to
perform drive-bys on the two cars. Take the protection out first to make it
easier to get to the limo. When the protection car catches fire, move out
of the way and let it explode, and then start shooting at the limo. You'll
get two stars after you shoot the protection so take out the limo quickly
and when it explodes CJ will call Jizzy. Jizzy tells you to either keep the
car or dump it.
Reward: $3000, Respect +
You can the dump the car if you want, or just get to a Pay 'N' Spray. After
this mission you can take missions from Jizzy by following the large light
blue dot on the radar. You'll also get a call from Woozie who needs to talk
to you about something. You can now also take missions from Woozie by
following the "W" icon to the betting shop in Chinatown.
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| D. Jizzy (SAJIY) |
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You can take missions from Jizzy after completing the "Jizzy" mission for the
Triads. He can be found at the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant Bridge by
following the light blue dot on the radar.
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| D1. T-Bone Mendez (SATBO) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
CJ heads inside Jizzy's club, and is introduced to T-Bone Mendez, one of the
Syndicate members. T-Bone gets a call from someone who tells him that a van
containing drugs has been ambushed.
You start off outside Jizzy's club. Get a car and head to the ambushed van by
following the blue dot on the radar. When you get near the blue dot, a brief
cutscene shows four people escaping on bikes with the packages. CJ jumps on
the nearby bike. You have chase the four thieves and get back the packages.
Get close to a thief on a bike, and press the L1 button to snatch the package.
If you stay where you are when you start, two of the thieves will turn around
and head in your direction again. Use this opportunity to easily get back two
of the packages. You can kill the driver if you want but it's not necessary.
But they will chase you after if you do not kill them once you have a package.
Chase the remaining two thieves and get back the packages. Remember that they
will chase you again after you have the packages if you do not kill them first.
When you've got all four packages, head back to Jizzy's Pleasure Domes club by
following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the
mission. If you take too long, the thieves will decide to head back to their
rendezvous point. If you don't get the packages back by the time they reach the
rendezvous point you'll fail the mission.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
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| D2. Mike Toreno (SAMIK) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
CJ heads inside Jizzy's club and finds Jizzy talking to T-Bone again. T-Bone
thinks someone's on to them, and then he gets an urgent phone call from Mike
Toreno, another Syndicate member. Someone's stolen a van shipment full of
drugs, and Mike's in the back.
You start off outside Jizzy's club again with T-Bone. Quickly get in T-Bone's
car, indicated by a blue arrow above it. You will notice a timer in the corner
of the screen. This indicates how much time Mike has left until his battery
runs out. You have 5:30 to find Mike.
When you get in the car, T-Bone tells you that Mike can hear seagulls and heavy
machinery. Head to the building site in Doherty, where your garage is, by
following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, Mike will tell you
he can hear a reversing truck and that the area sounds busy. CJ thinks that he
must be near the docks. Your next stop is the docks in Easter Basin, so head
there by following the yellow dot on your radar again. When you get there, Mike
will tell you that is sounds like a security gate was just shot open. There are
security gates at the airport, so head there, again by following the yellow
dot. When you get there, drive through the airport security gate, and head to
the left. Head towards the tunnel at the back.
T-Bone will tell you that the tags should work now. The tag will tell you how
close Mike is. Use the signal bar in the corner of the screen which tells you
how close you are to finding Mike. Usually they are by the airport hangars on
the south side of the airport, but sometimes they are behind the control tower
on the northeast side. When you find the van, the timer and signal bar will
disappear and the van will speed off.
Start following the van and get close to it, so T-Bone can shoot at the guards
on bikes, surrounding the van. Don't shoot the van, as you need to keep Mike
alive. If the van blows up, Mike will die. After a while the van will stop and
four or five enemies will run towards you. Two get off their bikes, and another
three exit the back of the van. If you have a weapon, shoot the enemies your
self. Otherwise, crouch behind the car and let T-Bone do the shooting. When all
the enemies are dead, a cutscene shows T-Bone opening the van for Mike. Mike
demands to know who you are, and then tells you to destroy the van.
Mike and T-Bone will start shooting the van. If you don't have a weapon, pick
one up from one of the dead enemies and start shooting at it. When the van is
destroyed, you will have a two-star wanted level. Get in the limo as it's the
only available vehicle and get away from the van. If you want, just wait at
the airport until the wanted level disappears. Exit the airport and head to
the red marker just down the road. When you enter the red marker you will get
another wanted level of three stars. Quickly get to a Pay 'N' Spray, indicated
by a green spray paint can icon and get rid of your wanted level. When you've
done that, head back to the Pleasure Domes by following the yellow dot on the
radar, and park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $7000, Respect +
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| E. Wu Zi Mu (SAWZI) |
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You can take missions from Wu Zi after completing the "Jizzy" mission for the
Triads. He can be found at the betting shop in Chinatown by following the "W"
icon on the radar.
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| E1. Mountain Cloud Boys (SAMOU) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
CJ enters the betting shop, and starts to head upstairs, and runs into a Triad
who tells him that Woozie is blind. Upstairs, in Woozie's office, Woozie
introduces himself as the boss of the Mountain Cloud Boys. He tells you that
he is about to drop in on a Tong meeting, and wants CJ to come along.
After the cutscene, you will be outside the betting shop. Get in your car if
it's still there, or steal one from the road, and head to the yellow dot on
the radar. It's only round the corner, literally. Park in the red marker and
get out of the car with Woozie.
Follow Woozie down the alley - there will be lots of people running past you.
At the end of the alley, Woozie will run into a wall and then lead you to an
open gate. CJ and Woozie proceed past the gate and find that the Blood Feather
Triads have been wiped out by the Da Nang Boys, a Vietnamese gang. A garage
opens and a lone Triad appears, and tells Woozie that the Vietnamese gangs
surprised them. Suddenly, more cars arrive with Da Nang Boys.
After the cutscene, you will be in the alley with Woozie. Keep an eye on
Woozie's health, which is indicated by a blue health bar in the corner. If it
empties, you will fail the mission. Immediately kill the two Da Nang Boys as
they run towards you. Move forward and crouch behind the stone ramp on the
left side of the alley. There are two more Da Nang members behind the car up
ahead. Kill the first one, and then continually shoot at the car until its
destroyed to kill the second one. Move forward again, and crouch behind the
destroyed car.
Two bikes will appear up ahead, with four Da Nang members. If you stay crouched
behind the car, you should be able to pick them off with no problem. Proceed
out of the alley, and immediately crouch behind the black dumpster on the right
side of the alley. Pick off the remaining enemies in the alley. There are two
on the left side of the alley and one on the right. Kill them first, and
another member will appear from the left. Stay crouched and watch out for the
sniper on the platform above you. When he's dead, a car will appear up ahead
with two more Da Nang Boys. Kill them when they exit the car, and move forward.
One final gang member will appear from the right side of the alley. Kill him
and then CJ and Woozie will get in the car.
Another car appears and blocks them into the alley. CJ reverses into them and
speeds off. After the cutscene you will be in the car and will have to destroy
the two pursuing cars. Woozie will sometimes shoot at the cars, but you should
destroy them to be quicker. When they are both destroyed, head back to Woozie's
betting shop by following the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red
marker to end the mission.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
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| E2. Ran Fa Li (SARFA) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
CJ enters Woozie's office and is introduced to Shuk Foo Ran Fa Li. He runs the
Red Gecko Tong. Woozie tells CJ that the Da Nang Boys are planning to move to
the United States and it may explain the recent attacks by the small time Viet-
namese gangs. Ran Fa Li wants a package retrieved from the airport that a
courier has left.
After the cutscene, you will be outside. Get in your car and head to the air-
port by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, follow the
circular road and drive into the red marker. Now a blue dot will appear. Head
down the tunnel until you reach the car. Get in the car indicated by a blue
arrow above it to start a cutscene. The Da Nang Boys arrive and block the exits.
A "damage" bar will now appear in the corner of the screen. This indicates how
much damage your car can take. If it empties you fail the mission. Get out of
the car and kill the Da Nang member running towards you. Destroy the van to get
it out of the way and then get back in the car. You now need to escape the
garage and get to Woozie's garage by following the yellow dot on the radar.
Drive down the tunnel and as you near the exit, two more gang members will
appear from the left and right. Get out of the car, and gun them down. Now,
leave the car where it is for the moment and proceed outside.
The circular road leads left and right. Both roads have three gang members
waiting for you. They will crouching down in the road nearby. Kill them first
and then move forward on whichever road you're on, and kill the two gang
members standing around the van. Do the same for the other side and head back
to the car. Get back in the car and resume driving. There should be no more
gang members around.
As you exit the airport, you are chased by more Da Nang members on bikes. Try
to stay ahead of them, as the Manana you are driving is quite slow. Try
swerving in and out of traffic, as they sometimes crash. Follow the yellow
dot on the radar to a garage in Esplanade North and park in the red marker to
end the mission.
Reward: $6000, Respect +
After this mission, you will get another useless phone call from Catalina.
Just ignore it and head back to Woozie's.
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| E3. Lure (SALUR) |
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Difficulty: 4.5/10
Back in Woozie's office, CJ is told that the Da Nang Boys are watching the
apartment and will attempt to assassinate Ran Fa Li if he tries to leave the
apartment. CJ suggests leading the Da Nang Boys to an isolated area and giving
Ran Fa Li a chance to escape.
After the cutscene, you will be outside. Get in the car in front of you, which
is indicated by a blue arrow above it, and head out to Angel Pine. Do not leave
the car at all between here and the trip to Angel Pine. If you do, you will
blow your cover and fail the mission. Follow the yellow dot to Angel Pine and
park in the red marker to start a cutscene. The Da Nang Boys arrive behind you
and give chase.
Start driving immediately after the cutscene, and try to stay ahead of the Da
Nang Boys. They will try to destroy your car door. If you stay ahead of them
they shouldn't be too much problem. The only thing you should watch out for
here is your speed. Even though you need to stay ahead of the pursuing bikes,
if you turn too sharply at a high speed you could easily flip your vehicle.
Once you reach the roads, it gets easier as you can now drive faster with a
lower risk of flipping the car. Just remember to drive through the tunnel and
not to drop down to the lower road. This is for two reasons: 1) If you drop
down to the lower road you will have to speed through oncoming traffic and it
will make the mission harder, and 2) It's fairly easy to lose the bikes once
you're in the tunnel, as they crash quite a bit. Once you exit the tunnel the
last checkpoint is just up ahead outside the 24/7 in Whetstone. Park in the
red marker to end the mission.
CJ will phone Woozie to find out if Ran Fa Li escaped and then the Da Nang
Boys will catch up and realise it's a decoy.
Reward: $8000, Respect +
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| E4. Amphibious Assault (SAAMP) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 5/10
(Must be started between 20:00 and 06:00)
You'll need at least 20% lung capacity before starting this mission. Swim
around for a while to raise it, or collect the Oysters around San Andreas.
Woozie wants CJ to plant a bug on a boat where the Da Nang members meet to
find out if someone is informing the Da Nang Boys of the Mountain Cloud Boys'
activities.
After the cutscene you'll be outside again. Get in a car and head to the yellow
dot on the radar to the docks. Walk into the red marker to start a cutscene. The
cutscene shows you that the tanker you need to plant the bug on is anchored out
at sea.
After the cutscene, you will be in the water. The tanker is indicated by a
yellow dot. Swim into the first corona and follow the path until you reach the
next corona. Dive under the rock and swim forward to get the third corona, and
then resurface. Continue following the path, grab the corona and then dive
underwater again to get the next corona. Continue getting the coronas and when
you resurface another very brief cutscene will show the area is patrolled by
boats. The boats are represented as red dots on the radar.
The next part involves you swimming over to the tanker. Swim carefully and if
you are spotted by a guard immediately dive under the water to lose his
attention. If you stay on the surface of the water too long after being
spotted, the guards will notice you and open fire. When you near the tanker
there will be spotlights around the tanker. You can avoid these by swimming
past them while underwater. Resurface and let your oxygen build up, and then
dive back under the water and swim under the tanker. Resurface on the other
side, and climb onto the dock.
Head up the steps and grab the knife at the top. You will now need to be quiet
to get through the next part. It's also best to stay crouched during this part.
Move forward and stab the Da Nang guard in the neck with the knife (Aim with R1
and press the circle button). Up ahead will be another guard walking towards
you. He won't spot you if you don't move, so stay close to the container on the
right, and wait for him to turn around before killing him.
Up ahead is a third guard with his back to you. Stay close to the container and
carefully get behind him. Kill him and move on. Turn right at the back of the
ship and there will be another guard at the top of the steps. Stay crouched and
carefully get behind him. Kill him and head up the next set of steps. Turn left
at the top and there is another guard in front of you with his back turned.
Kill him and go through the doorway on the left.
Head down the stairs to the bottom of the ship, and two more guards will appear
on the radar. The first one is in the room on the left. Wait for him to turn
his back and walk away before killing him. There is one final guard in the
hull. You can kill him if you want but it's not necessary. Stand in the red
marker and press the triangle button to plant the bug.
Now that you've planted the bug you need to get off the tanker. Head back
upstairs and get outside. Dive over the side of the tanker and start swimming
back to shore. You'll need to avoid the boats again, but as long as you stay
underwater you should be okay. Follow the yellow dot back to the shore, climb
onto the dock, and walk into the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $11000, Respect +
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: TJ |
+-------------------------------------+
I found a great strategy for the Amphibious Assault mission in San Fierro for
Woo Zi.
Hopefully, you still have 4 or 5 rockets left in your launcher from the "Are
You Going To San Fierro" mission with The Truth, as well as a few satchel
charges or a grenade or three. If so, when you have planted the bug on the
tanker and taken out all of the guards on board, you can use the launcher and
grenades/charges to make a clean getaway off the boat and back to safety.
There are 3 boats that you can destroy.
The first one is right off the front part of the boat as you're walking up
from underneath. You can easily target and destroy it with the launcher.
The second one is along side and is a little more difficult, but it can still
be done with the launcher.
The last boat is right past the rear deck and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get with the
launcher. You'll end up blowing yourself up if you try. Instead, stand a
few feet back from the railing and hurl a satchel charge or a grenade in the
boat's direction.
Voila! You can now swim safely back to shore to finish the mission without
having to worry about those pesky Da Nang boys taking potshots at you in the
water!
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| E5. The Da Nang Thang (SATDA) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
CJ enters Woozie's office, and runs into Woozie on his way out. Woozie has
discovered that the Da Nang Boys are smuggling in a huge shipment of heroin
from a tanker moored out in the bay. Woozie tells CJ that some of his men are
planning to do a couple of flybys of the ship, and CJ offers to go along.
After the cutscene, you will be in a helicopter. You can't move for the moment
as you are stationed by a minigun. After a while, you will see the tanker in
the distance. While Little Lion is circling the ship, there will be a lot of
Da Nang members below you. Ignore them for now, since you won't be able to hit
most of them. On the first flyby, your helicopter will get shot down by an
RPG, no matter what. You'll lose all your weapons except your knife. After the
cutscene, you'll be in the water. Swim over to the red marker to start another
small cutscene. A Da Nang guard checks for any survivors, and then walks off.
CJ climbs on board the tanker.
After the brief cutscene, you'll be on the tanker. Assuming you didn't shoot
any of the Da Nang members, they will all be in the correct locations. However,
if you did shoot some of them, a couple of guards might not be in the locations
stated.
You start off on board the tanker. This mission is similar to the last one, as
you have to stealthily move through the ship. At the start, move forward and
kill the single guard with his back to you. Pick up his shotgun and climb onto
the containers. You'll probably be spotted here, so quickly take out the shot
gun, and start shooting at the four Da Nang members on top of these containers.
Pick up the SMG ammo, and crouch behind one of the small cardboard boxes that
are scattered around. On the pile of containers opposite are another two Da
Nang members. Stay crouched behind the box and pick them off with the SMG. When
they are both dead, climb down the containers in front of you. There might be
another three more gang members down here, but I'm not sure. I had to backtrack
to get some more ammo, so they might of followed me. At the top, if you killed
the two guards earlier you will be safe for now, but if you didn't, quickly
kill them now. Crouch behind the boxes a little to the left, and you will be
able to see through a small gap in between two containers. From here, you
should be able to shoot another Da Nang member.
Follow the path of containers and stay crouched. On the second corner, aim your
weapons and roll out of cover. Quickly gun down the single Da Nang member on
top of the container ahead of you. There is a health icon between two
containers on the right if you need it. Move forward and roll out behind the
next corner. Gun down the member ahead of you, and move forward again. As you
turn the next corner, there will be two more Da Nang members ahead of you, and
another one will run out from the right. Kill them all quickly, and grab the
SMG ammo between two containers on the right. As you move forward again, there
will be another Da Nang member who will appear from behind the box on the
right. Jump over the gap between the containers and turn the corner. Drop down
from the containers in front of you, and turn the corner at the bottom. Move
forward and drop down into the hull of the tanker. Walk into the red marker to
start a cutscene.
The cutscene shows a guard checking on some refugees at the back of the ship,
and another three guards spot you as they walk past. After the cutscene, drop
down from the containers and kill the guard ahead. Another guard will appear
from the left, so kill him too. Climb over the red container on the right to
find some body armour, and more SMG ammo. Move forward and turn the corner.
Kill the guard behind the box and another two guards will be alerted and start
shooting you. Kill the guard hiding behind the wooden crates on the right and
turn the next corner. At the end is one final Da Nang member who is guarding
the refugees. Make sure you kill him as quickly as possible as he will throw
grenades at you. He is also stronger than the previous guards, so just unload
on him. Turn the corner at the end, and shoot the lock on the container to free
the refugees.
The refugees will thank you, and tell you that a person called the Snakehead
kept them hostage, and they want you to help them escape. The cutscene shows
the Snakehead on the bridge. Follow the refugees back through the hull, or
just follow the red dot on the radar. Climb onto the containers and out of the
hull, and then climb on to the containers on the right. At the top of the
containers, drop down and kill the guard outside the doorway. Climb onto the
balcony, and head through the doorway. Head up the stairs on the left, killing
the guards along the way and at the top, you will meet the Snakehead. The
Snakehead will hand you a Katana. Two quick swipes with the Katana will kill
the Snakehead, or you can just use the SMG. When he's dead, follow the blue
dot on the radar back to the refugees. They will lower some boats into the
water, thank you for your help, and speed off.
Reward: $15000, Respect +
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| F. Triad Missions (2) (SATMI) |
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You can take missions from the Triads again after completing the "Mike Toreno"
mission for Jizzy. You can find the Triads at your garage in Doherty by
following the Triad logo on the radar.
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| F1. Outrider (SAOUT) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
As you are waiting outside your garage in Doherty, you will get a phone call
from Jizzy. He will tell you that T-Bone is waiting for you in a 4-door sedan
outside the Xoomer gas station in Easter Basin.
Get a car and head to the Xoomer gas station by following the blue dot on the
radar. When you get near the car, another cutscene starts. Nobody seems to have
turned up, so CJ gets in the car to wait. T-Bone suddenly appears from behind
him, and after a few death threats and insults, Mike Toreno appears and tells
CJ that you need to drive him and T-Bone to a shipment.
After the cutscene, you'll be in the car and you'll need to follow the yellow
dot on the radar to the van parked just down the road. When you get there, park
in the red marker for another cutscene. Mike tells you that you need to escort
the van to a factory, and make sure it gets there safely.
After the cutscene, run towards the van. It won't move until you get on the
bike. First, grab the rocket launcher indicated by a yellow arrow above it, and
the sniper rifle, and then get on the bike. Speed ahead of the van, and head to
the first red dot on the radar. You will need to clear the roadblocks that are
waiting for the van to arrive. The van is indicated by a blue dot on the radar.
At the first roadblock, get out of the car, and use the rocket launcher to
destroy the cars. Aim at the cars only and it will kill the enemies around the
car when they explode. Make sure you only use about three rockets. Take out
your sniper rifle and zoom in from a safe distance to finish off any remaining
enemies.
When they are all dead, head to the next roadblock by following the red dot on
the radar again. At the next roadblock, use a maximum of four rockets to first
destroy the cars and then use the sniper rifle to kill any remaining enemies on
the ground. Next, aim in on the building on the left side of the street and
pick off the lone enemy in the windows. When that's done, get back on the bike
and head to the third roadblock, again indicated by a red dot on the radar. Use
a maximum of three rockets on the cars and use the sniper rifle to kill the
last few enemies in the road. Use the sniper rifle to zoom in on the building
on the left side of the street and kill the two enemies in the windows. Get
back on the bike and quickly head to the last roadblock. The last roadblock is
just four cars and a lot of enemies. You should have more than enough rockets
to destroy them all. When they are all dead, drive alongside the van slowly
until it reaches the factory. Drive into the factory to complete the mission.
Reward: $9000, Respect +
After this mission, you'll have a three-star wanted level, so floor it to a
save point or a Pay 'N' Spray and lose the wanted level. The closest save
point is probably the house opposite the Driving School, or your garage in
Doherty if you haven't bought that property yet. When you've saved, there
will be a "C" icon on the radar. You can now take missions from C.R.A.S.H.
again from outside your garage in Doherty.
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| G. C.R.A.S.H. (2) (SACRH) |
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You can take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again after completing the mission
"Outrider" for the Triads. You can find them back at your garage in Doherty by
following the "C" icon on your radar.
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| G1. Snail Trail (SASNA) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 3/10
CJ enters the garage and Jethro tells him that a couple of cops are waiting for
him in the office - Tenpenny and Pulaski. Tenpenny tells you that a journalist
is starting to get information on Pulaski's activities and he wants you to shut
him up. You'll need to follow him to his source and kill both of them.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the garage. First, go to the wastegrounds
behind the garage and pick up the sniper rifle inside the construction pipe
that Tenpenny has left for you. The sniper rifle is indicated by a green dot on
the radar. Once you've picked up the sniper rifle, a yellow dot will appear on
the radar. This is the reporter and he's waiting for a train at Cranberry
Station, opposite your garage. Head across to the train station, and jump on
the Sanchez parked against the wall.
You will have probably seen the train already arriving at the train station. If
you have, just stay where you are for the moment, and wait for the train to
pull away. When it does, get onto the tracks and follow it. The train is the
red dot on the radar. You won't be able to get to the reporter yet, and he
can't see you so just keep following the train until you reach Market Station,
all the way back in Los Santos. Make sure you stay behind the train the whole
time to avoid any oncoming trains on the other track.
When you arrive at Market Station, wait behind the train for a moment until the
reporter exits the train. When he does, a Spook-O-Meter will appear in the
corner of the screen. This indicates how close you are to the reporter. If it
fills up, the reporter will be spooked, and you will fail the mission. Anyway,
when the reporter exits the train, wait for him to reach the top of the steps
outside before following him. If you follow him any sooner, you risk spooking
him too much.
Drive your bike up the steps and you'll see the reporter waiting for a taxi
outside. Just stay by the stairs until he gets into a taxi. When he does get
into a taxi, start following him. The taxi drives fairly slow, so don't speed
after them immediately. The taxi will eventually drop the reporter off at the
long wooden pier on the Santa Maria Beach. Keep your distance until the
reporter approaches the Target. When he does, take out your sniper rifle and
shoot them both to complete the mission.
Reward: None
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| H. Triad Missions (3) (SATRM) |
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You can take missions from the Triads again after completing the "Snail Trail"
mission for C.R.A.S.H. They can be found at your garage in Doherty by following
the Triad logo on the radar.
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| H1. Ice Cold Killa (SAICE) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
Time to take down the Loco Syndicate! First on the list is Jizzy. CJ enters his
garage and looks around for his silencer. Cesar gives him his instead. After the
cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Get in a car and head to the Pleasure
Domes club under the Gant Bridge by following the yellow dot on the radar.
When you get there, you will see a few cars parked outside and two bodyguards
standing by the door. Go over to the door, and walk into the red marker. The
bodyguard will tell you that you're not allowed in, so you'll have to find
another in.
To the left of the club is scaffolding structure. Go over there and head up
the wooden ramp. Keep following the wooden planks until the scaffolding leads
you above the Pleasure Domes Club. Drop down on to the roof of the club, and
enter through the open skylight.
Now that you're inside the club, you need to make your way down to the ground
to find Jizzy. Start by following the wooden plank path and head down the
wooden plank on the right and through the window. Head down the stairs on the
right, and then down the next set of stairs straight ahead. Go through the
doorway and make your way through the club to start a cutscene.
Jizzy is about to make a phone call and warns his girls about what will happen
if they hustle him. CJ arrives and aims the silencer at Jizzy. After insulting
him, he pushes him into a chair, and everyone in the club advances on CJ, as
Jizzy tries to escape.
After the cutscene, you will be inside the club. Climb over the counter of the
small bar area in the middle of the room and crouch down. From here, you can
pick of the people shooting at you without being hit. When they are all dead,
move around the bar area, and shoot another two bodyguards by the door. When
everyone's dead, run through the doorway where the two bodyguards were and walk
into the yellow arrow to start another cutscene.
Jizzy runs outside and attempts to escape in his Broadway. Quickly get in the
black limo parked next to the Broadway and start chasing him down. You'll need
to be quick as the limo is quite slow. Just keep ramming the car or performing
drive-bys on it until it catches fire. When it catches fire, Jizzy will abandon
the car and you can get out and gun him down. Pick up his phone and CJ will
phone Cesar and tell him to meet him at Pier 69. After the phone call, the
mission ends.
Reward: $12000, Respect +
The next mission starts opposite "Pier 69" in Esplanade North, so head there
and walk into the red marker to start the mission.
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: David D |
+------------------------------------------+
On the Ice cold Killa mission one thing that can make this mission very easy is
to shoot out Jizzy's tires before you go into the club. Later on when you
leave the club, the tires 'remember' that they have been shot. Because the
getaway path is on a slope, it makes it almost impossible for him even to get
away. You can even drag them both out of the car and shoot them. I think they
only have handguns so it is a very easy kill.
+---------------------------------------------+
| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: jegkantrix |
+---------------------------------------------+
Just wanted to add something, for the "Ice Cold Killa" mission. You know the
"pimp" car, that is parked outside of the club.. shoot the wheels. Jizzy won't
be able to control the car :D hahaha It was soooo funny to watch him try and
escape :P
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| H2. Pier 69 (SAPIE) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
Cesar tells CJ to meet him on the roof of the building opposite Pier 69.
After the cutscene, follow the blue dot on the radar and go through the small
gap in the wall. Go up the steps and run over to Cesar to start another cut
scene. Cesar tells CJ that T-Bone's security are patrolling the area and are
watching the area around Pier 69. He then gets a phone call from the Triads.
The Triads are in place and are ready to attack, but they head up to the roof.
You'll need to snipe all of T-Bone's security before the Triads alert the
security.
After the cutscene, quickly scope the area and start picking off the enemies
on the roof. There are six enemies in total. Three on each side of the area.
The Triads will already be up there, and will be shooting at the enemies, but
you shouldn't rely on them, just snipe them yourself. When all of T-Bone's
security is dead, T-Bone himself will arrive along with Ryder and some Ballas
as reinforcements.
T-Bone and Ryder meet up at the end of the pier, but there is no sign of
Mike. Mike arrives shortly after in his helicopter and discovers the bodies
on the rooftop. Toreno drops smoke grenades over the pier and flies off.
You'll now need to find T-Bone and Ryder and kill them both.
After the cutscene, head back down the stairs and back out to the street. Head
to Pier 69 opposite and start shooting the Ballas. The San Fierro Rifa will
join in too, so kill them as well. Make your way to the back of the pier, and
keep shooting at the Ballas. You can use the walkways above you for a slightly
better advantage if you find yourself outnumbered. Make your way to the back of
the pier where T-Bone is waiting.
T-Bone is a coward, and will stay hidden behind the plants around the back of
the pier, but his AK is deadly and will kill you very quickly. If you still have
the sniper rifle from the previous missions, use that, otherwise you'll have to
move in close and quickly gun him down. He has a lot of health though, so make
sure to reload before approaching him. When he's dead, another cutscene starts.
Cesar and CJ shoot T-Bone one last time and he falls off the pier and into the
water. Ryder appears and attempts to escape by diving into the water and
swimming over to the nearby boats. You'll need to chase him down and kill him.
After the cutscene, quickly jump into the water after Ryder and start swimming
towards him. You can't kill him while he's in the water, so you'll have to wait
for him to stop at the small island nearby and grab one of the boats. When
Ryder steals a boat, steal the one next to it and start chasing him. Perform
drive-bys on his boat until it catches fire and explodes. You'll get a phone
call from Cesar after and the mission ends.
Reward: $15000
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| H3. Toreno's Last Flight (SATOR) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
CJ arrives at his garage and gets a call from Woozie. Toreno is at a helipad
downtown, and is loading boxes into a helicopter. He plans to escape San Fierro
in the helicopter with the merchandise in the boxes.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Get in a car and head to the
helipad in Downtown by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you arrive
at the helipad, get out of the car and shoot the enemies around the helipad. Go
down the alley on the right and shoot the enemy by the stairs. Head up the
stairs to the helipad and shoot the enemies up here. When you reach the helipad
the helicopter takes off.
After the cutscene, quickly shoot the two enemies and grab the rocket launcher
in the corner of the helipad. Head back down the stairs and through the alley
and jump on the bike to the left. Floor it to the freeway where the helicopter
is. The helicopter is represented by a green dot on the radar. When you reach
the freeway, speed past the helicopter until you reach the end of the freeway.
When you do reach the end of the freeway, get out of the car and prepare your
rocket launcher.
Wait for the helicopter to approach and when it does, it will hover for a while
at the end of the freeway. This is your chance to shoot. Make sure you aim just
in front of the helicopter or the rocket will miss. When you hit the helicopter
it comes crashing down and the mission ends. The Loco Syndicate are no more!
Reward: $18000, Respect +
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| H4. Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom (SAYKA) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Back at the garage, Cesar tells CJ that he's a hero down in LS, and that he's
done something good. Woozie arrives and tells CJ that you'll need to destroy
the Loco Syndicate's crack factory to put them out of business for good. Once
outside, CJ gets a call from a mechanic who is rigging a car with explosives
for him to use to destroy the factory.
After the phone call, get in a car and head to the bomb shop by following the
yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, park in the red marker to start
a cutscene. CJ enters the garage and picks up the car, and the mechanic tells
CJ that the car has a delay timer so that he has time to get out of the factory
before it explodes.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the garage. Follow the yellow dot on the
radar to the crack factory, and stop outside. Get out of your car, and shoot
the two guards standing by the gate. This will alert the other guards in the
compound, who will open the gate to deal with you. Shoot them when they exit
the compound, and then enter the compound yourself. Make your way through the
compound, to the crack factory at the back and enter. Kill the enemies inside
to make it easier later and then head back outside and get back in the car.
Drive the car into the compound, and to the crack factory at the back. Use
the ramp in the southeast corner of the building to drive the car through the
window and into the factory. Drive through the factory by following the yellow
dot. Assuming you killed all the enemies here earlier, the factory should be
empty. Otherwise, you'll have to get out of the car and deal with the enemies
now. When they are all dead, get back in the car and park it in the red marker
between the chemical containers at the back of the compound. Press the Circle
button to activate the timer and then quickly get out of the car and head to
the exit.
A 0:40 second timer will appear in the corner of the screen. This indicates how
much time you have left before the car explodes. More enemies will enter the
factory as you near the exit but they shouldn't give you too much trouble. You
can shoot them if you want, but I'd concentrate more on getting out of the
factory. When you exit the factory it explodes. Now that you're out of the
crack factory, follow the yellow dot on the radar back to the main gates.
As you head back to the main gates, you will be ambushed by more guards. One
on a container on the left and another two on the right. Kill them and move
forward. Another two guards will appear from behind a container on the left.
Gun them down and head past the container. Kill a lone guard in front of you
and move forward until you reach the main gates. When you reach the main gates
a car will drive into the compound with another two enemies inside, and the
main gates will close. Shoot the two enemies when they exit the car and then
get in the now empty car.
Drive back through the compound, and drive over the two guards in front of you.
Turn right and drive over another two guards shooting at you, and watch out for
a third guard inside the small warehouse on the left. If your car blows up, you
can follow the blue dot round to the back of the compound to find another one.
Now that you've got a car you'll need to escape the compound. Drive back to the
small warehouse where a guard was hiding and use the ramp inside to launch
yourself out of the compound. Start from the very back of the compound so that
you can build your speed up. When you exit the compound, follow the yellow dot
on the radar back to your garage in Doherty, and park in the red marker to end
the mission.
Reward: $25000, Respect +
After this mission you'll get a call from a stranger who tells you to meet him
at his ranch in Tierra Robada, and a "?" icon appears on the radar. This opens
up the desert but I'll finish off with the missions in San Fierro first.
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| I. Cesar Vialpando (4) (SACVO) |
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You can take missions from Cesar again after completing the "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom"
mission and once you have passed Driving School with at least Bronze in all
tests. After you've done that, you will get a call from Jethro who will tell
you that a car showroom is for sale. Follow the 'C' icon on the radar to the
car showroom opposite the waste grounds in Doherty, and purchase the showroom
for $50000. You can find Cesar at your garage in Doherty by following the 'C'
icon on the radar.
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| I1. Zeroing In (SAZER) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Back at the garage CJ and Cesar are playing cards with Jethro and Dwaine. Kendl
enters the garage and is not happy about what they are doing. Zero suddenly
interrupts and tells everyone that he has created a tracking device that tracks
phone calls and will allow CJ to keep track of a car driving around San Fierro
that is needed for the wish list. Once outside Zero tells CJ that he will need
to be quick to keep the signal going as it fades quickly.
After the cutscene, you will be outside your garage. Follow the first red dot
on the radar to Kings. The dot will slowly fade to white meaning that you are
losing the signal. If the dot turns to white completely you will lose the
signal and fail the mission. The next dot's in Doherty, so head there, and
continue following the signal until you catch up to the woman's car.
When you reach the woman's car, keep following her to keep the signal strong.
When you get a chance, speed up to the car and use the P.I.T. Manoeuvre from
driving school to knock her car off the road. She will get out of the car and
run off. Get in the car and drive back to your garage in Doherty by following
the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
Completing this mission opens up the "Wheel Arch Angels" Modification shop in
Ocean Flats. You can now mod your vehicle there at any time.
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| I2. Test Drive (SATES) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
CJ enters the garage and Cesar comes up to him and tells him that there are two
cars on the wish list, and they are in the showroom across town. After the
cutscene, get in a car and drive you and Cesar over to the "Otto's Autos" car
showroom in Downtown. When you get there park in the red marker to start a
cutscene.
CJ and Cesar head up to the second floor of the car showroom and scare off the
owner. Cesar gets in a car and tells CJ to keep up during the drive and he
drives through the window and lands in the road. After the cutscene, follow
Cesar by driving out of the showroom and stay close to him as he heads back to
the garage.
First, Cesar wants to race the tram up the hill. At the top of the hill, you
will get a 2-star wanted level. Stick close to Cesar and try not to get hit by
a cop car as it will probably knock you off-course. Continue following Cesar
until he reaches a tunnel. Follow him through the tunnel, and he will activate
the Nitro in his car. Press the L1 or Circle button to activate the Nitro on
your car and stay close to Cesar until the cops rejoin the chase again.
Continue following Cesar as he takes several shortcuts on his way back to the
garage and follow him down the alleyway. A cop car will appear at the other end
and block you in, so quickly reverse and follow Cesar again. He will lead you
to a roadblock and use a ramp to jump over it. You don't need to do this, so
you can just drive around it. After you pass the roadblock, you will lose the
2-star wanted level, and the garage is just down the road, so follow the yellow
dot on the radar and park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
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| I3. Customs Fast Track (SACUS) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
Back at the garage, CJ and Cesar work on fixing a car. A little while later, a
customer arrives. Cesar goes off to talk to him, while CJ and Kendl talk about
the current situation in Grove Street. Cesar comes back a little while later
and tells CJ that a car that is wanted for a customer's wish list has been
spotted down at the docks. The container with the car in it has been marked
with spray paint, but it might be too late as the containers have already been
loaded on to a freight and are being shipped out tomorrow. CJ decides to go
down there anyway and have a look.
After the cutscene you will be outside your garage. Get in Cesar's car and
follow the yellow dot on the radar to the docks in Easter Basin. Drive up to
the crane and exit the car. Walk into the red marker and press the triangle
button to get in the crane. CJ discovers that none of the containers are marked
with spray paint so they will have to try them all.
Start by picking up any one of the three containers and lower it down into the
red marker. It doesn't matter which container you choose first, the car will
always be in the last container you choose. Lower each container into the red
marker and once they are all lowered, Cesar will drive the correct car out of
the container and a car with armed guards will suddenly arrive.
Quickly exit the crane and help Cesar by shooting at the guards. Cesar will be
crouched behind a car. Crouch against the car to minimise the damage you take
and kill the three guards shooting at you. When they are dead, another car will
arrive. Kill the guards when they exit the car, and another two guards will
come running up to. You can just shoot them before they have a chance to do any
thing. When they are all dead, get in the car with Cesar and drive back to the
garage in Doherty by following the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red
marker to end the mission.
Reward: $10000 (- damage), Respect +
Completing this mission opens up the Import/Export list at the docks in Easter
Basin.
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| I4. Puncture Wounds (SAPUN) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Back at the garage, Cesar enters the garage ranting because he has been
following a car on the wish list for hours, but the driver will not stop for
anything. CJ suggests modding a car with stingers, and using that to puncture
the car's tyres.
After the cutscene, you will be outside your garage. Get in the car indicated
by a blue arrow above it, and follow the red dot on the radar. The red dot is
the car you need to get. When you reach the car, pull alongside it and press
the Circle button to deploy a stinger. You only have three stingers so use
them wisely. When you've punctured the tyres. Get out of the car and CJ will
call Cesar. CJ repairs the car and then all you have to do is drive the car
back to the garage in Doherty by following the yellow dot on the radar, and
park in the red marker.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
Once you've completed this mission, Wang Autos becomes an asset that will
generate up to $8000 a day.
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| J. Zero (SAZRC) |
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You can take missions from Zero after completing the "Wear Flowers In Your
Hair" mission. You can find him at his RC Shop in Garcia by following the "Z"
icon on the radar. Buy his shop for $30000 first, and then you should get a
call from him. These missions are the most annoying missions in the game, and
fortunately they're optional, but only if you just want to advance the story.
If you are trying for 100%, these missions are required.
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| J1. Air Raid (SAARA) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
CJ enters Zero's shop, and finds Zero in an unhappy mood. Berkely, a man Zero
once beat in a science fair, is back for revenge on Zero. Suddenly, Zero's
rooftop transmitters start beeping and Zero is attacked with a barrage of
RC Planes.
After the cutscene, you will be on the rooftop of Zero's RC Shop. You can't
move during this mission as you are stationed by a minigun. You need to
protect Zero's transmitters for 3 minutes while he prepares a counter attack.
During this mission, keep your eye on the radar so you can track incoming
planes as early as possible. The planes are easy to destroy but hard to hit.
If you spot them early on the radar then you can quickly aim the minigun at
them before they get too close. The timer is not important during this mission
and will distract you if you look at it. The last 40 seconds are the hardest
as you will be attacked by planes from all angles. If you have about 25%
health when the timer reaches 30 seconds you should be okay, but keep your
eye on the radar. It will only take a few more bombs to completely destroy the
transmitters.
"As long as we have opposable thumbs, WE WILL FIGHT YOU!" -- Zero
Reward: $3000
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| J2. Supply Lines... (SASUP) |
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Difficulty: 8/10
CJ enters Zero's shop, and finds him hanging by his underwear in a cupboard in
a back room. He tells CJ that Berkely came back and humiliated him so CJ
decides to pay Berkely back. Zero tells CJ that he has a prototype of a mini-
ature plane that he might find useful at destroying Berkely's mail order
business.
When the mission starts, you will be on Zero's rooftop. The controls for the RC
Baron are very sensitive so slightly tap a button when you have to so that the
plane doesn't flip and crash anywhere. Also avoid crashing into any trees,
cars, poles or houses during this mission as it really slows you down. You only
have 5:30 minutes of fuel so there is little margin for error.
Fly the RC Baron off the roof, and immediately start shooting at the van below
a little to the right. He will bail out of the van, allowing you to shoot him.
Turn to the left immediately after killing the first courier, and head for the
courier on the dirt bike. Get behind the bike and unload on it. You should be
able to destroy it at the corner. When you've destroyed the second courier,
turn right and head down the street to next courier. This courier won't bail
out of the van, so you'll need to follow behind him at a steady pace and just
keeping shooting the back of the van. Don't take too long though, as you need
as much fuel as possible for the last two targets. The fourth courier is
driving around Queens. Fly towards Queens (stick low to the roads as you'll
burn too much fuel trying to fly over tall buildings). Get behind the courier
and keep shooting it. Now for the final courier. If you have about a quarter
tank of fuel left, you should be fine. Get behind the final courier and shoot
at it until it's destroyed. When all five couriers are dead, immediately head
back to Zero's shop by following the yellow dot on the radar. As you approach
the roof, slightly descend and land in the red marker to complete the mission.
Reward: $5000
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| J3. New Model Army (SANMO) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
The final mission for Zero is the easiest. CJ enters Zero's shop and finds him
preparing for a showdown with Berkely. Zero will drive a RC Bandit across No
Man's Land, and CJ will pilot the RC Goblin. If Zero reaches Berkely's HQ on
the other side of No Man's Land, Berkely will have to leave San Fierro for
good.
After the cutscene, you will be in No Man's Land. A timer of 8 minutes will
appear in the corner of the screen. Zero has 8 minutes to reach Berkely's HQ
with your help. First, get used to the controls first as they can be a bit
tricky. When you've learned the controls, follow Zero's Bandit a short way
and it will stop by a bridge. Use the magnet under the Goblin to clear the
way on the bridge and let Zero progress.
Continue following the Bandit until you reach the next blockade - another
barrel. Again, use the magnet to lift the barrel out of the way. Follow Zero
and he will stop by a gap in a bridge. You'll need to fly back to your base
by following the green dot on the radar and pick up a plank. Fly back to the
bridge where Zero is waiting and place it over the gap.
Follow Zero again and Zero will tell you that Berkley has deployed some tanks
up ahead. Fly back to the base by following the green dot on the radar and
pick up a bomb. Take it back to where Zero is and drop it on the tank. Move
a barrel a little further up along the path and Zero will continue forward
until he reaches another barrel. Move this barrel and there is one final
barrel blocking the path. Don't move the final barrel yet. Head back to the
base and grab a bomb. Take it back to where Zero is and drop it on the tank
waiting just past the barrel. Now, move the barrel.
Follow Zero again, and then head back to the base and get another plank. Place
it across the gap in the bridge, and let Zero pass. Continue following Zero
again, removing any barrels that block the path until you reach the final
tank. Head back to base and get another bomb and then drop on the final tank
and let Zero drive into Berkely's HQ to complete the mission.
Reward: $7000
After completing this mission, Zero's RC Shop becomes an asset that generates
a maximum of $5000 a day.
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| 13. Desert Walkthrough (SADES) |
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The Desert opens up after you complete the mission "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom", the
final mission in San Fierro.
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| A. Mike Toreno (SAMTO) |
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You can take missions from Mike Toreno after you complete the mission "Yay-Ka-
Boom-Boom" in San Fierro. He can be found at his ranch in Tierra Robada by
following the "?" icon on the radar. The "?" will change to a "T" icon after
you complete Toreno's first mission "Monster".
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| A1. Monster (SAMON) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
CJ arrives at the ranch in Tierra Robada, unaware that it was Mike Toreno that
contacted him. A voice calls him from the ranch and tells him to take the
monster truck parked behind the ranch for a spin. Once round the back, another
mysterious person tells you the rules of the course. He also mentions that the
monster truck has four-wheel drive instead of a hand brake.
After the cutscene, get in the monster truck waiting for you. You need to drive
through 35 checkpoints in under 6:30. This is pretty easy, and you should have
no trouble beating it. Most of the course is bumpy, so drive carefully, as the
monster truck is easy to flip. Also, don't use four-wheel drive. I found that
it made the truck harder to control, but maybe that's just me. Park in the red
marker outside Toreno's ranch at the end of the course to end the mission. The
reward you get is based on your time.
Reward: $5000 (1st)
$4000 (2nd)
$3000 (3rd)
$2000 (4th)
$1000 (5th)
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| A2. Highjack (SAHJA) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
The mysterious caller introduces himself as none other than Mike Toreno! The
Loco Syndicate member you supposedly killed in a chopper on the freeway. It
turns out he's actually a government agent battling threats in Latin America.
Toreno tells you he needs a person like you to do things for him that he can't
get caught doing. He wants you to hijack a truck that's heading to San Fierro,
but it's a two-man job. Mike suggests using Cesar to help you.
After the cutscene, get on the bike with Cesar and follow the yellow dot on the
radar to the Garver Bridge. Press the left analog stick forward to gain speed
before you reach the truck. When you reach the truck, pull alongside it on the
left and line yourself up with the cab of the truck. The truck will attempt to
ram into you, so try to avoid this, as it slows you down. Also watch out for
any cars that the truck collides with. They will explode. I'm not sure if this
will damage you, but be wary.
Once you've pulled alongside the truck, hold this position for about five
seconds until Cesar jumps on board. Cesar will kick the driver out of the
truck and stop. Get off the bike and get in the truck. From there, follow the
yellow dot on the radar back to your garage in Doherty, and park in the red
marker to end the mission.
Reward: $7000
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| A3. Interdiction (SAITD) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This is the first difficult mission for Toreno. Back at the ranch, Toreno tells
you about how much he knows, and then tells you about a helicopter dropping
some precious cargo nearby that needs to be collected.
After the cutscene, get in the BF Injection waiting outside for you, and follow
the yellow dot on the radar to El Castillo del Diablo. Park in the red marker
to start a cutscene. Toreno contacts you from a transmitter and tells you to
choose a vehicle. After the cutscene, grab the rockets in front of you and then
choose a vehicle. I suggest using the Sanchez as it has decent speed and is a
good offroad vehicle.
Once you've chosen your vehicle, follow the next dot to the mountain and park
in the red marker to start another cutscene. CJ lets off a flare, but as the
contraband helicopter arrives, so do two more and they try to intercept. You
need to destroy the intercepting helicopters.
After the cutscene, quickly take out your rocket launcher and start to shoot
down the helicopters. In the corner of the screen is a blue bar indicating the
contraband helicopter's health. If this empties, the helicopter and cargo will
be destroyed and you fail the mission, so you'll need to destroy the two helis
quickly. They move fast so you won't be able to get a direct hit.
Aim the rocket launcher slightly in front of them, so that they fly into the
rocket. When you destroy the first helicopter, you get a wanted level of 2
stars. Ignore this as the police won't actually arrive. When you've destroyed
the second helicopter, another two appear. Use the same techniques to destroy
these two helicopters. There is a health icon nearby if you need it. When
you've destroyed the next two helicopters, one final helis appear. Quickly
shoot it down as the contraband helicopter probably doesn't have much health
left at this point.
When all the helicopters are destoyed, the contraband helicopter will fly off
and drop the cargo somewhere. Follow the blue dot on the radar to the Sanchez
waiting for you, and get on. Follow the green dot on the radar to the cargo.
You'll probably still have your 2-star wanted level at this point, but the
police won't give you too much trouble. When you arrive at the drop point, pick
up the cargo to start a cutscene.
After the cutscene, look behind the wooden cabin where you found the cabin to
find a Seasparrow. Swim over to it and climb in. This will ensure the police
don't bother you for the remainder of this mission. Follow the yellow dot on
the radar to the snake farm in Las Brujas, and land the helicopter. Run into
the red marker inside the garage to end the mission.
Reward: $1000
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| A4. Verdant Meadows (SAVDM) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Back at the ranch, Toreno tells you that he needs you to buy some property for
him, as you'll need to start doing more serious work for him soon. After the
cutscene, get in a vehicle and follow the plane icon on your radar to the
abandoned airfield. When you get there, head towards the green house icon and
purchase the airfield. It costs a whopping $80000!
After you've purchased the airfield, enter the small building nearby, and walk
into the red marker. Toreno will call you and tell you that you'll need to
learn how to fly.
Note that Jethro will come at some point during this mission if you have at
least a bronze medal in all tests at driving school. This opens up the racing
tournaments around San Andreas.
Reward: None
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| B. Abandoned Airfield (SAABA) |
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The Abandoned Airfield missions are available after you purchase it for $80000
during the mission "Verdant Meadows". Follow the plane icon on the radar to
reach it.
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| B1. Learning to Fly (SALEA) |
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Difficulty: 8/10
During the mission "Verdant Meadows", you will get a call from Mike Toreno, who
will tell you that you'll need to learn how to fly if you want to continue
working towards your brother's freedom. You must achieve at least a bronze
medal in all of the ten tests to move on with the story. Follow the 'S' icon on
the radar to find it. See the 'Schools' section for more information on Flight
School.
Reward: Respect +
After this mission, you'll get a phone call from Woozie, who tells you to drop
by the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas. This opens up Las Venturas and you
can now take missions from Woozie by I'll finish off with the missions in the
desert first.
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| B2. N.O.E. (SANOE) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
At the airfield, Toreno tells you that he has some men out in the field that
are in trouble and will be dead by nightfall unless they get some vital equip-
ment. Toreno wants you to fly over to them and drop the equipment for them. He
explains that he can't do it himself as there are too many people watching him
and tells you to stay low under the radar.
After the cutscene, get in the plane waiting for you in the hangar. A 10:00
minute timer and a 'visibility' bar will both appear in the corner of the
screen. The visibility bar is more important here. If it fills up the US Air
Force will chase you and try to shoot you down.
The easiest way to complete this mission, is to fly north to the ocean from
the abandoned airfield and stay low to the water. From there, fly west and then
south to Angel Pine. A warning message will come up if you start flying too
high. When you reach Angel Pine, fly through the red corona, and then turn the
plane around and head back along the ocean.
If you keep low to the water from here you should have no problem completing
the rest of the mission. Once you arrive back at the airfield, you'll need to
land. Get as far back to the runway as you can, and then turn around and lower
the landing gear. Balance the plane out and land safely on the runway. Park
in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $15000 (Thanks to those who corrected this for me).
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| B3. Stowaway (SASTO) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Back at the airfield, three government trucks appear on the runway with a cargo
plane. Assuming Toreno is up to no good, CJ hides behind some nearby crates and
watches from a safe distance until Toreno joins him. Toreno tells you that a
rival agency think they can help the overseas situation by stealing a consign-
ment of land mines and offloading them in the Middle East. Toreno wants you to
eliminate the government agents by planting a bomb on their plane.
After the cutscene, floor it and head towards the plane. Press the left analog
stick forward to gain speed. The government agents will start shooting at you,
but just ignore them as your main priority is to get on the plane. When you get
near the ramp of the plane, barrels will start to roll down the ramp. If one
of them hits your bike, they will slow you down and you probably won't have
time to catch up to the plane. Drive up the ramp of the plane before it takes
off to start a cutscene.
A barrel knocks the bike out of the plane, leaving CJ stranded in the air.
After the cutscene, you'll be on the plane, and you'll have to find a para-
chute. One of the guards will have one.
Start moving down the middle of the plane and be sure to move out of the way if
a barrel is about to hit you. The first agent is on the right. You can't use
any weapons on board the plane due to the amount of explosives, so you'll have
to punch any enemies. Start punching the agent until he's dead, and move back
to the middle of the plane. Move forward again and a second agent is on the
right. Kill him quickly as another two agents will surround you. One of them
has a parachute. When they are all dead, pick up the parachute, and take out a
satchel charge. Place a satchel charge on the plane, and then run towards the
ramp at the opposite end of the ramp. Run down the ramp and detonate the
satchel charge as you jump out of the plane to end the mission.
Reward: $20000
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| B4. Black Project (SABLP) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
(Must be started between 20:00 and 06:00)
Back at the airfield, there is no sign of Toreno, but The Truth is there. He
tries to get you to understand what you're doing for Toreno, and then tells
you about a train that's about to leave from a place not even on the map. The
Truth drives you to Area 69, drops you off and drives off.
After the cutscene, you will be outside Area 69. You'll need to find the "Black
Project" inside the Area 69 research labs. The first part of this mission must
be completed before 0530 hours so that gives you roughly 8 minutes. This
mission can be completed in two different ways, so I have typed out both ways.
Method 01: Stealth
==================
The first method is tricky. Start by zooming in with the sniper rifle from out
side the compound and start sniping as many guards as possible. You can use the
thermal goggles if you want. You should be able to kill about 5-7 guards here.
When you've killed as many guards as you can see, move forward to the entrance
and stand by the left side of the opening. Zoom in on the guard tower to the
right, and shoot the guard standing up there, and then shoot out the search
light.
Once you've shot out the searchlight, make your way to the left side of the
compound, and remember to shoot any nearby guards. Make your way up to the top
of the guard tower and from here, you will be able to see over most of the
compound. Snipe all the guards in the control towers and then the guards
patrolling the area below. When you've sniped as many of the guards as you
can, take out your silenced pistol and head back down to the bottom. There may
be a guard waiting for you at the bottom, so kill him quickly.
Now make your way to the southeast corner of the compound. Snipe any remaining
guards from a safe distance and stay close to the fence. From the guard tower
in the southeast corner, you should be able to see a small building straight
ahead with a red marker inside. Dash towards the red marker, staying close to
the fence to avoid the searchlights, and enter the red marker to open the blast
doors. They don't stay open for long, so quickly exit the small building and
dash to the yellow dot on the radar. Drop down to the ramp and enter the blast
doors. You will need to stay crouched for the rest of this mission if you want
to be stealthy.
Go up the steps on the right and through the doorway. Take out your silenced
pistol, and make your way down the narrow hallway. As you exit the hallway,
take out your silenced pistol. The first guard is on the left with his back
to you, so shoot him. To the right of the entrance to this room, are some
steps leading up to a room which contains some body armour and a minigun! The
minigun will make mincemeat out of anybody that gets in your way, but you
won't need the minigun if you are going for the stealthy approach.
Move to the left to where the guard was just now standing and look below you to
the right. Shoot the guard standing between the orange machinery below, and the
guard at the back of the room, and then move along the walkway to the right.
Shoot the final two guards left in this room. One of them is between the orange
machinery, and the other is patrolling on the right. Shoot him when he turns
away from you.
Make your way around the walkway, and down the steps. Move to the other side of
the room, and stop by the doorway. In the next room, there is another guard who
is patrolling on the opposite end of the walkway. Use your silenced pistol to
kill him before he gets too close and spots you. There is also a scientist on
the right. You can shoot him if you want, but its not necessary. Move onto the
walkway, and shoot the guard standing below on the left. He has his back to
you.
Move along the walkway until you reach some stairs. In the hallway to the left
of the stairs is another guard, so shoot him when he appears. Shoot the next
guard who's in the hallway on the other side of the room on the right. There is
one final guard left who is patrolling underneath the walkway below. Make your
way back to the stairs, and position the camera so that you can see underneath
the walkway. When the guard turns away, move down the stairs and shoot him.
To the left at the bottom of the stairs is an open grating. Drop down into the
sewage below and make your way through. There is health and body armour down
here if you need it. Climb out at the other end, and go up the steps furthest
away on the right.
Move through the hallway straight ahead, and wait in the shadows. There is a
guard very close by, so shoot him quickly. Shoot the second guard further up
the hallway before he sees you. Move down the hallway, and turn left. Shoot
the guard with his back to you. There is another guard in the next hallway on
the right, so shoot him when he appears. Turn left into the next hallway, and
wait here for a moment. A guard will appear from the hallway on the right, so
shoot him before he has a chance to do anything. Turn right at the end of the
hallway and follow the ramp to a lab. Enter the room on the left where a
scientist is working with his back to you. He will surrender and give up his
keycard.
Pick up the keycard and then the body armour in the middle of the room if you
need it. Use the keycard to open the blast doors and move through the hallway.
In the next room is a stairwell leading down to the Black Project, but it's
heavily guarded. Take out an M4 if you picked one up earlier. If you didn't,
use your silenced pistol until you can get hold of one. Move onto the stairwell
and start shooting the guards. Make your way down the stairs, and shoot the
guards as early as possible. At the bottom of the stairwell, you will find the
Black Project - a Jetpack! Walk into the Jetpack to pick it up, and the launch
bay above you will open up. This is your chance to escape. Hold down the X
button to fly upwards until you exit the launch bay. There will be more guards
shooting at you, but you should just ignore them. Once you've exited the launch
bay, get out of the Restricted Area as quickly as you can. Missiles will be
launched at you, which rapidly decrease your health if they hit you. Use the L2
and R2 buttons to dodge them.
Once you've escaped the Restricted Area, follow the yellow dot on the radar to
the canyons and land in the red marker where The Truth is waiting in his
Mothership. The Truth will take the Jetpack and drive off.
Method 02: Non-Stealth
======================
The second method is the easiest and involves you just running into the Area 69
compound and shooting everyone you see. Grab the body armour near the entrance
and make your way to the top of the guard tower on the right. Shoot the guard
at the top, and take out your sniper rifle. You should be able to see over the
whole of Area 69 from here, so take out your sniper rifle and zoom in on the
military guards. You should be able to kill about 15-20 guards from here.
If you decide to complete the mission this way, the blast doors will close and
you'll have to find an alternate way into the research labs. Follow the yellow
dot on the radar to the grating and shoot it to destroy it. Drop down into the
grating and follow the vent shaft. Grab the health pickup if you need it, and
shoot open the next grating you come to and enter the research labs.
Go up the steps and enter the doorway on the right. Stand by the doorway and
start shooting the guards in this room. One is immediately on the left as you
enter the room, so kill him first. The remaining guards are below you. Two
are between the orange machinery, one is the back of the room, and the final
guard is on the right side of the room. To the right of the entrance to this
room, are some steps leading up to a room which contains some body armour and
a minigun! Use this to make mincemeat out of anybody that gets in your way.
When all the guards in this room are dead, go down the steps and make your way
to the other side of the room, and head down the red corridor on the left. At
the end is a guard waiting for you, so kill him quickly. Enter this room, and
kill anyone you lock on to. There are a few guards on the walkway above, and
another few to the left as you enter the room. When they are all dead, head up
the steps that lead to the walkway, and make your way along the walkway. There
will be another guard on the right.
Enter the next room, and grab the body armour on the left if you need it. Head
through the doorway on the right, and make your way around the hallway. The
room on the left is the SAM site where two scientists are working with their
backs to you. Kill them if you want, and then step into the red marker to
disable the SAM sites. Head back around the hallway, and along the walkway. As
you enter you room you just came from, head down the stairs immediately on the
left, and make your way to the back of the room.
Walk down the hallway, and up the steps on the left. You'll need to make your
way through the maze of hallways, and kill any guards you come across. At the
end of the maze of hallways is a ramp leading to a lab. Head up the ramp and
enter the room on the left. A scientist will surrender and drop his keycard.
Pick up the keycard, and the body armour in the middle of the room if you need
it, and use the keycard to open the blast doors.
In the next room is a stairwell leading down to the Black Project, but it's
heavily guarded. Take out your M4 and move onto the stairwell. Start shooting
the guards and make your way down the stairs. Shoot the guards as early as
possible. At the bottom of the stairwell, you will find the Black Project - a
Jetpack! Walk into the Jetpack to pick it up, and the launch bay above you will
open up. This is your chance to escape. Hold down the X button to fly upwards
until you exit the launch bay. There will be more guards shooting at you, but
you should just ignore them. Once you've exited the launch bay, the rest of the
mission will be no problem if you disabled the SAM sites earlier.
Once you've escaped the Restricted Area, follow the yellow dot on the radar to
the canyons and land in the red marker where The Truth is waiting in his
Mothership. The Truth will take the Jetpack and drive off.
Reward: Respect +
After this mission, you'll get a phone call from The Truth telling you to meet
him back at the abandoned airfield.
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| B5. Green Goo (SAGRE) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 3/10
This mission involves using the Jetpack you stole in the previous mission. The
Truth tells you about a train that's heading through Las Venturas. It has an
item on board that will reveal the answer to everything. However, The Truth
doesn't know what the item is yet, so he tells you to steal whatever the guards
least want you to get.
After the cutscene, you'll be on the runway with the Jetpack. Follow the green
dot on the radar to the train. The guards will start shooting you when they
spot you. Hover above the train and shoot the guards from above. Fly after it
again if you fall behind. When all the nearby guards on the train are dead,
land on a part of the train, and shoot open one of the steel crates. The item
you want is always in the third crate, so shoot open all three crates, and pick
up the green goo. Now, that you've got what The Truth wants, you need to get it
back to him.
You'll have a 2-star wanted level at this point, but ignore it as the police
won't give you much bother because you're in the Jetpack and they can't get to
you. Follow the yellow dot on the radar back to the abandoned airfield, and
land in the red marker at the end of the runway to complete the mission. The
Truth grabs the green goo, and disappears in his Mothership. He tells CJ that
he'll be in touch.
Reward: $20000
After this mission, the abandoned airfield becomes an asset that will generate
up to maximum of $10000 a day. The Jetpack will also now spawn here constantly.
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| 14. Las Venturas Walkthrough (SALAS) |
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Las Venturas opens up after you complete the "Learning to Fly" mission. You'll
get a call from Woozie who tells you to meet him at his casino on The Strip.
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| A. Four Dragons Casino (SAFDC) |
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You can take missions from the Four Dragons Casino after completing the mission
"Learning to Fly" at the Abandoned Airfield. You will get a phone call from
Woozie who will invite you to join him at the Four Dragons Casino. When you
arrive at the casino, enter and travel round the left side where you'll find
the red marker.
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| A1. Fender Ketchup (SAFEN) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 2/10
CJ arrives at the Four Dragons Casino and finds out what Woozie's been up to.
Woozie has been having a few problems with running the casino, and tells CJ
about the three mob families around LV that might be behind it. A few moments
later, a Triad enters Woozie's office. Some of Woozie's boys have caught a
few thugs smashing a delivery, so CJ tells him to tie the guy to the front of
a car.
After the cutscene you'll be outside the casino, with the thug tied up in front
of you. You'll notice a Scare-O-Meter bar in the top right corner of the
screen. You'll have to fill this bar up, until the thug is really scared and
spills the beans. This can be done two ways, but remember two important tips
while playing this mission. Try not to collide with any oncoming cars or other
objects at high speeds. Doing so will almost certainly kill him and fail the
mission, and keep away from the motorway. If you drive on the motorway you
will receive a three-star wanted level, and it will make the mission a lot
harder.
The first way is to drive fast up and down The Strip, weaving in and out of
traffic and then finish off with a handbrake turn. This will fill the bar up
quite quickly, and will make the mission even quicker if you can find a stunt
jump to really shake him up.
This is the easy and safe way of passing the mission. If you want a more fun
strategy, you can carefully drive to the TransFenders mod shop nearby in Come-
A-Lot, and equip your car with a Nitro Boost. This is a lot more fun but makes
the mission a lot easier to fail, as the car is tricky to steer at such a high
speed. Either way, once he tells you that the Sindacco family is behind all
the problems, you'll need to drive him back to the Casino. Follow the yellow
dot on the radar to get there, and park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
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| A2. Explosive Situation (SAEXP) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
Now that Woozie knows the Sindacco family was behind the attempts to sabotage
the opening of the casino, he decides to get back at them by jacking Caligula's
Palace in a heist, but it will take some planning. The first thing they'll
need is explosives, and Woozie points out that the Hunter Quarry on the out-
skirts of town are sure to have some.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the Hunter Quarry, and park in the red marker to
start a cutscene.
After the cutscene, you'll have 2:30 to collect the dynamite before it's
detonated. Carefully make your way down to the bottom of the Quarry, and get
into the Dumper truck parked nearby. You'll need to run over all four boxes of
dynamite before time runs out. One of the boxes is being transported around in
a forklift, so you'll have to nudge the forklift with the Dumper to destroy
the box. There will be several construction workers wandering around in the
Quarry. If you have a weapon, you can just shoot them. Otherwise, ignore them.
When you've collected all four boxes of dynamite another cutscene starts.
Several reinforcements arrive and block the entrance, leaving you to find an
alternate way out. After the cutscene, follow the nearby blue dot to the
parked Sanchez and climb on. You will no longer have a timer to worry about
but you will have to worry about the guards at the top near the entrance.
You'll have to follow the checkpoints scattered around the Quarry to jump
across the pieces of machinery as you make your way to the top. You won't need
a walkthrough here as it's pretty simple. Just be careful of the guards that
are hanging around on each level of the Quarry. You'll have to shoot them so
that they don't give you any bother. When you reach the top, be careful of the
guards as they are armed with shotguns and can sometimes shoot you off of your
bike. Once you're out of the Quarry, follow the nearby yellow dot to the side
of the road where one of Woozie's men are waiting and park in the red marker
to end the mission.
Reward: $7000, Respect +
After this mission, the Quarry side missions will be available. Follow the
yellow truck icon to reach the Quarry. You'll also be able to start the
Robbery missions for the heist on Caligula's by following the '$' icon to
the Four Dragons Casino. Enter the casino, and travel around the right where
you'll find the red marker.
Note: The robbery missions are optional.
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: apocalypseth6 |
+------------------------------------------------+
For "Explosive Situation", instead of working against the timer to collect all
4 sticks of dynamite, just find a guy in a blue suit under a shed and kill him
(he probably has a pistol). He is the guy who pushes the plunger (or whatever
it's called) when the timer runs out. If you kill him, the timer will stop and
you can continue at your own pace.
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| A3. You've Had Your Chips (SAYOU) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 5/10
Back at the casino, while Woozie and CJ are playing a game of Blackjack, one
of Woozie's men comes in with two chips. Woozie guesses that one of them is a
fake, and then tells CJ that the Sindacco family are almost certainly behind
this fogery. He wants you to destroy their plastics factory on the outskirts
of town.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the plastics factory. When you get there, a message
will come up telling you to try to get in unnoticed. To get in unnoticed,
you'll need a sniper rifle. You will notice a car parked outside the factory.
Use a car to climb over the wall and then keep your distance as you aim your
sniper rifle at the gas tank of the car. When you've destroyed the car, enter
the factory to start a brief cutscene.
There are several guards waiting for you inside the factory. Three are situated
on the walkway at the back and another one in the right corner below the walk
way. He is behind the forklift. Sometimes another guard will exit the factory
from the left. Enter the factory and you'll see another enemy perched on top of
the shelf in the far left corner. There is another guard by a machine at the
back of the room, and one final guard is waiting behind a stone pillar near
where you found the enemy on top of the shelf. If you have an M4 you will have
no problem taking care of the guards.
When all the enemies in the factory are dead, you'll need to destroy the ten
injection moulding machines lined up against the wall at the back of the
factory. You can destroy them in any way you want, but the best way is use a
rocket launcher or the satchel charges. Watch out for reinforcements that will
show up as you destroy the machines. They can be a nuisance. When they're dead,
continue to destroy the machines, and when you've destroyed them all, make your
way back outside, but be careful of the guard armed with a Combat Shotgun on
top of the containers. Kill him and then get back in a car. Follow the yellow
dot back to the casino and park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $10000, Respect +
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| A4. Don Peyote (SADON) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 2/10
This next mission starts outside the Four Dragons Casino instead of inside.
Walk into the red marker to start the mission. CJ gets a call from The Truth
who's in a spot of bother. He took a group of British band members for a tour
into the desert, but he's woken up in Los Santos, and the band are missing.
The Truth remembers last seeing the band in Arco del Oeste in the desert, so
CJ decides to go and look out for them.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a four-door car and head
to the yellow dot on the radar to Arco del Oeste. It's a long drive, so it will
take a while to get there. When you get there, park in the red marker to start
a cutscene.
CJ finds Kent Paul and Maccer just recovering from the night before. Pual tells
CJ that he has a pal named Rosie who owns a casino down in LV, and he wants to
go there. After the cutscene, get back in your car and wait for Paul and Maccer
to get in. If you didn't bring a four-door car with you, then you'll have to
head back to the roadside and look for one there. Once Paul and Maccer are in
the car, start following the yellow dot on the radar to the snake farm.
It's a short drive to the snake farm, but watch out for when Paul tells you to
stop the car. He will get out and throw up. Once he's back in the car, continue
following the yellow dot on the radar until you reach the snake farm. Park in
the red marker to start another cutscene. Some locals at the snake farm start
hassling Paul and Maccer.
After the cutscene, quickly take out a weapon and start shooting the four
locals outside the snake farm. Make sure you kill the guy in the black coat
first. He will make a run for a truck and will try to run over Paul and Maccer.
If they die, you'll fail the mission. When all the locals are dead, get back
in the car, and follow the yellow dot on the radar to Caligula's Casino in Las
Venturas. If you didn't kill all of the locals back at the snake farm, they
will give chase for the rest of this mission. When you reach Caligula's Casino,
park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: Respect +
After this mission, you'll get a phone call from Kent Paul. You can now take
missions from the Mafia by following the Caligula's Casino logo on The Strip.
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| B. Mafia Missions (SAMAF) |
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You can take missions from the Mafia after completing the mission "Don Peyote"
at the Four Dragons Casino. You'll get a call from Kent Paul. Follow the
Caligula's Casino logo on the radar to get there.
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| B1. Intensive Care (SAINC) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
At Caligula's Casino, Rosenberg has a problem. The Mafia are after Johnny
Sindacco, the guy you nearly scared to death in "Fender Ketchup". He's in a
shock-induced coma at the hospital across town, and won't be able to do any
thing if the Mafia tries to kill him. CJ decides to get over to the hospital,
and move the body.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the hospital near Las Venturas airport. Park in
the red marker when you get there to start a cutscene. CJ enters the hospital
and asks to pick up Mr. Sindacco, but the receptionist tells him that someone
has already picked him up.
After the cutscene, you'll be back outside the hospital. You will notice three
red dots on the radar. These are the three ambulances travelling around Las
Venturas, and one of them contains Johnny. You need to find Johnny before the
Mafia rub him out.
Start by following one of the red dots on the radar. When you reach one of the
ambulances, ram it hard to see how it reacts. If it comes to a complete stop
and the drivers get out, you hit the wrong ambulance. If the ambulance starts
to speed off, you have the right ambulance. Once you ram the first ambulance
the Mafia will be alerted and will know that you are looking for Johnny. You'll
then have to find the right ambulance before the Mafia escapes. I think that
the ambulance that contains Johnny is completely random, so this part is based
on luck.
Once you've found the right ambulance, continue ramming it or perform drive-bys
on it. It's better if you do a drive-by on it, because if you damage your car
too much the ambulance might get caught in the explosion if and when you car
explodes. If you can perform the PIT Manoeuvre on it and spin the ambulance out
then you might be able to fire a few shots at it from your car before it drives
off again. The Mafia will also be shooting at you from the ambulance, so
your best bet is probably to stay behind the ambulance until you can get along
side it.
Once you've smashed the ambulance up enough, the two drivers will get out of
the ambulance and start shooting at you. Get out of your car and quickly gun
them down, and then climb into the ambulance and speed off before any backup
arrives. They will arrive eventually, so drive quickly but carefully. They
will ram the ambulance continually and it can easily tip over, so you'll need
to be careful for this part. You need to get Johnny to the Sindacco Abattoir
in Whitewood Estates. When you get there, park in the red marker to end the
mission.
Reward: $5000, Respect +
You can now take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again by following the "C" icon on
your radar, but I'll finish off with the Mafia Missions first.
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| B2. The Meat Business (SATME) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 5/10
Back at the casino, Ken is still in trouble but is now in "the right frame of
mind". CJ decides that Ken should show the Mafia families who's the boss and
decides to pay the Sindacco family a visit to calm things down a bit.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the Sindacco Abattoir in Whitewood Estates. When
you get there, get out of the car and enter the Sindacco Abattoir to start a
cutscene. CJ decides to hang back, while Ken goes through on his own, but
Ken begs him to go along with him. They meet Johnny but Johnny recognises CJ
immediately and dies of a heart attack. You'll need to kill all the witnesses
that know it was you who scared Johnny in the mission "Fender Ketchup".
One of the Mafia goons throws a Moltov into the room you start in, blocking
your only exit. After the cutscene, you'll be in a room right at the back of
the Abattoir. Immediately take out a weapon and shoot the five goons that
advance on you. If you don't have a weapon now, then you're screwed. A 'Rosie'
bar will appear in the top right corner of the screen indicating Ken
Rosenberg's health. If it empties, you fail the mission. The goons usually
run over to Ken first and try to kill him first. He has no weapon, and can't
fight back so you'll need to protect him as much as possible.
Pick up any dropped weapons; the best one to use is the SMG as nearly all of
the goons have one, so you won't need to worry about ammo, and run over to
the doorway full of flames. There are several more groups of enemies to face
in the next few rooms. First, kill the two goons waiting for you behind the
fire, and then the two goons on the left and right side of the room. Kill
the goon hiding in the machine in the middle of the room before you enter the
next room. There is another goon in the far left corner of the room, so kill
him. Another three goons will also run into the room from the doorway at the
back, and charge at you. Kill them before they get to you or Rosenberg.
Rosenberg will put out the flames for you, but don't get in the way. It causes
you to choke for a few seconds and you won't be able to shoot until you get
your breath back. This gives the Mafia a good opportunity to shoot you.
When all the goons in the first room are dead, enter the room and pick up all
the dropped ammo, you'll need it. Crouch behind the square gap in the wall
ahead, and start shooting the three or four goons in the hallway that separates
the next room from the room you're in. Before you go through the hallway that
separates the first two rooms, there is a freezer in the bottom right corner of
this room that contains some body armour at the back. If you want it, you'll
have to quickly sprint over to it and pick it up, and then get the hell out of
there fast.
Rosenberg will decide to hide in this freezer for the remainder of the mission.
If you enter the freezer while he's in there, a Mafia goon will close the door
of the freezer, trapping you inside, and you'll fail the mission. Enter the
hallway and crouch behind the square gap in the wall again. Three goons will
run into the room from the right, and another goon is waiting for you on the
left side of the room. Kill them all before you enter the room. Another goon
will be hiding in the machinery in the middle of the room again. Kill him and
carefully make your way into the room. Two more goons are hiding behind the
boxes in the far left and right corner of the room, as well as another goon
that is hiding behind a box in the bottom left corner of the room.
When they're dead, pick up all the dropped ammo, and enter the room on the
right. Kill the goon crouched by the doorway and the second goon hiding on
top of the boxes on the right as you enter the storage room. Follow the row
of boxes and kill the goon that's crouched on top of the boxes just before
the corner. Turn the corner and follow the row of boxes round where you'll
see a goon run off. Turn the corner and gun him down, as well as the goon on
top of the boxes at the end. Now that all the witnesses are dead, continue
following the row of boxes until you reach the exit. Exit the Abattoir and
quickly get back in your car. Wait for Rosenberg to get in, and then follow
the yellow dot on the radar back to Caligula's Casino. Park in the red marker
to end the mission.
Reward: $8000, Respect +
After this mission, you can take missions from Madd Dogg. You can find him at
the Royal Casino by following the "D" icon on the radar. You'll also get yet
another annoying call from Catalina.
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| C. Four Dragons Casino (2) (SAFDR) |
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| C1. Fish In A Barrel (SAFIS) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
This isn't a mission, but you still need to do it. Head over to the Four
Dragons Casino and enter. Go around the left side of the casino and enter the
red marker to start a cutscene. Woozie greets CJ and Ran Fa Li at the casino.
They both sign a form making them permanent partners at the casino. As I said
earlier, this isn't an actual mission, but you need to do it to access the
next mission at Caligula's Casino "Freefall".
Reward: None
After this mission, you'll get a phone call from a frantic Ken Rosenberg who
tells you that Salvatore Leone has arrived at the casino. You can now take
missions from the Mafia again, so follow the Caligula's Casino logo over to
the casino and enter the red marker to start the mission.
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| D. Mafia Missions (2) (SAMMI) |
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You can take missions from the Mafia again after completing the mission "Fish
In A Barrel" at the Four Dragons Casino. It isn't an actual mission, but you'll
need to do it in order to unlock the next mission. You'll get a call from Ken
Rosenberg after completing the "Fish In A Barrel" mission.
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| D1. Freefall (SAFRE) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
CJ enters Rosenberg's office at the top of Caligula's and finds Salvatore Leone
there. Salvatore tells CJ that the Forelli family aren't too pleased that he's
about to take over Caligula's and are sending a crew of hitmen to kill him. He
wants CJ to kill the hitmen before they reach the airport.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the airport. The gates will open for you when you
arrive, so you can just drive right in. Once you enter the airport, follow the
blue dot on the radar to the Dodo waiting for you in a hangar in the southwest
corner of the airport. There's some body armour in the corner of the hangar
behind the Dodo if you want it. Get in the plane, and get on the runway. Take
off and follow the yellow dot on the radar. You'll have to fly north for a
few minutes until you reach the plane you need to board.
Once you see the plane fly past, turn around and start flying behind it. You
have to fly through the corona behind it to start a cutscene. After the cut-
scene, you'll be on board the plane. Use the L2 and R2 buttons to take cover
behind the wall and pop out to shoot the four hitmen on the plane. There are
two on the left and right side of the plane, and they will sometimes duck
behind the seats, kill them when stand back up and when all four of them are
dead, a cutscene starts and the pilot will appear behind you. There's no cover
for the next part, so just quickly shoot the pilot a few times to kill him.
Now that you've taken care of Forelli's hitmen you need to get back to Las
Venturas. After the cutscene, start flying towards the yellow dot on the radar
until you reach Las Venturas Airport again. Land the plane anywhere on the
runway to complete the mission.
Reward: $15000, Respect +
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| E. Madd Dogg (SAMDO) |
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You can take missions from Madd Dogg after completing "The Meat Business" for
the Mafia. Follow the "D" icon to the Royal Casino to find him.
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| E1. Madd Dogg (SAMDG) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
CJ arrives at the casino and finds a drunk Madd Dogg on the roof of the
casino, ranting about how his life as gone downhill. CJ tries to encourage
him not to jump and then decides to try to save Madd Dogg himself.
After the cutscene you'll be outside the casino. The blue dot on the radar
shows a pickup truck you can use. It's nearby so run over to it, and you'll
see someone talking on the phone. Kill him before you take the truck as he
will try to drag you back out of the truck. Once you're in the truck, drive
back over to where Madd Dogg is and park in the red marker.
Madd Dogg will get ready to jump. The screen will switch to a top-down view.
What you have to do is stay line with Madd Dogg as he stumbles along the
ledge of the roof. When he jumps he'll hopefully land in the pile of boxes
on the back of the truck.
After you've caught him, a partially filled health bar will appear on the
screen. This represents Madd Dogg's health and if it empties completely he'll
die and you fail the mission. You need to drive him to hospital carefully and
be careful not to bump into anything. When you reach the hospital, park in
the red marker to end the mission.
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GLITCH WARNING!
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There's a nasty glitch in Madd Dogg's mission that could force you to restart
your game. During the mission, Madd Dogg stumbles around on the roof of the
casino, but when you try to get the truck to catch him in, he'll apparently
jump off the roof without warning and die before you can reach him. If you've
used a lot of cheats up to this point, be wary of it as this is what causes
it. There are no known solutions for this glitch, so as mentioned above you'll
probably have to start a new game.
Reward: Respect +
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| F. C.R.A.S.H. (3) (SACRS) |
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You can take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again after completing the mission
"Intensive Care" for the Mafia. Follow the "C" icon on the radar to a house
in Prickle Pine.
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| F1. Misappropriation (SAMIS) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
Tenpenny and Pulaski are getting a little worried about their situation. A
DEA officer is meeting up with a FBI agent to hand over a dossier which will
implicate Tenpenny and Pulaski. Tenpenny wants you to kill the DEA and FBI
agent and get the dossier before it gets handed over.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside Tenpenny's house. You need to follow the
red dot on the radar all the way out to Aldea Malvada. It's probably best to
pick up a SMG and maybe an AK or M4 for this mission. You might also want a
sniper rifle. Anyway, once you have the weapons you want, follow the red dot
to the meeting place. The meeting is being held around some ruins. Approaching
the ruins from the south is probably the easiest way here. If you follow the
road west from Prickle Pine where the mission starts, cross the bridge between
Valle Ocultado and Aldea Malvada, there's a dirt path which will lead you to
the ruins.
Once you arrive at the ruins, you'll probably see a couple of FBI agents on top
of the ruins. There are also about a dozen more FBI agents hiding around the
ruins. They are armed with M4s so they are dangerous. The target is hiding
just out of sight behind a ruin near the back. There are two helicopters near
him so he has a quick escape plan. If you go up the hill on the north side of
the ruins, you can see over the entire ruins. The best thing to do here is to
just take out your M4 or AK and start shooting at them all. A lot of them will
come out of their hiding place and head towards you. Only take care of the ones
that are nearby. Be quick though as you don't have much time. If you lose the
target, you'll fail the mission.
When you think the area's clear, make a dash to one of the two helicopters that
were sitting near the target earlier. The target will have already flown away
in one, so quickly get in and take off. There will be a few more FBI agents
that will shoot at your helicopter, but you killed the majority of them so it
doesn't really matter. Just keep up with the helicopter in front and ignore
them. You can't destroy the helicopter at this point so don't try. The
helicopter will fly through the desert and back to Las Venturas. At one point,
he will fly over the Restricted Area. Fly around it if you don't want to be
blown out of the sky by Hydras.
Eventually, the DEA officer will land the helicopter on the helipad on the
rooftop of the Emerald Isle casino. He will abandon his helicopter and run for
the parking lot. Quickly land your helicopter here and chase after him. Switch
to your SMG as you can run with that. You should be able to kill him quite
easily here before he reaches his car. If you don't reach him and he drives off
in his car, get in another car and chase him down. Use your SMG to do drive-bys
on his car. Do not destroy the car though, you need him to drop the dossier, so
just shoot it until it catches fire. The DEA agent will get out and you can
gun him down. Pick up the dossier he drops to finish the mission.
Reward: None
After the mission, you'll get a call from Tenpenny who tells you to meet up
with him in a ghost town called Las Brujas. The next mission starts there so
drive over there by following the "C" icon and step into the red marker.
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| Alternate Strategy Submitted by: t8746603 |
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Have sniper rifle, armour and health topped up: When you follow the dirt road
to Aldea Malvada, stop when you can first see the ruins (before the final bend
in the track). Get out of the vehicle and crouch (don't shoot anything yet).
Circle your way around to the left, a little at a time, staying in the bushes
where possible, until you get near the helicopters. From here you should be
able to use your sniper rifle to shoot the target ( the guy with the red arrow
over his head ). Move around if you need to get a better shot, but only kill
the target (as the first shot alerts the guards and all hell breaks loose).
Run and get the dossier, another guard may have picked it up by now (you'll
get a message saying so), so shoot him and get it. Then run and get into the
heli closest to the cliff, the guards won't catch you before taking off, but
they will shoot at you. As soon as you take off, move NW and dip below the
level of the cliff top to avoid their fire. turn East and fly nap-of-the-earth
to your airfield, or anywhere else you want to go and save. The other chopper
doesn't follow, nor do you get a wanted level.
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| F2. High Noon (SAHIN) |
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Difficulty: 7/10
Before starting this mission, get some body armour and a high-calibre weapon
such as an AK or M4, or you could even try a minigun for fun.
Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez arrive at the meeting point. CJ hands the
dossier over and then Tenpenny beats Hernandez over the head with a shovel for
ratting both him and Pulaski out. Tenpenny leaves CJ to dig Hernandez's grave
while Pulaski watches him, but Hernandez manages to get up and lunges at
Pulaski. Pulaski shoots him and then runs off.
You start off in Las Brujas. You'll see Pulaski making a run for it. You can't
kill him yet, just run and get in the Bandito parked nearby. Pulaski will be
in a Buffalo. You need to keep up with him until a conversation starts between
them both. Pulaski will taunt CJ's family. When the conversation is over then
you can damage his car, but until then it's impossible.
Pulaski will cross the Sherman Dam and drive around Fort Carson. If you're
lucky, you can trap him here. There are a lot of small gaps you can ram his car
into and a lot of obstacles such as trees, signposts, walls. When you trap him,
unload on his car with everything you've got. His car is tough, though.
When his car is damaged enough, he will get out. I was lucky, I trapped him in
a corner behind his car. If you can't trap him behind anything, be careful
when he gets out. He is armed with a Desert Eagle, a very powerful pistol which
will only take three or four shots to kill you and has his own body armour, so
keep your distance. Gun him down or he'll kill you fast. When he's dead, the
mission ends.
Reward: None
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| G. Mafia Missions (3) (SAMAM) |
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You can take missions from the Mafia again after completing the mission "High
Noon". You'll get a call from Rosenberg again. He's getting worried and fears
that Salvatore might soon try to kill him. You can find Salvatore at
Caligula's Casino by following Caligula's logo on the radar.
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| G1. Saint Mark's Bistro (SASAI) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
I was a bit disappointed by this mission, it wasn't as great as it sounded.
Stock up on a few weapons before starting this mission - an SMG, an AK and
maybe some grenades. You'll also need body armour as it helps a lot. Anyway,
in Caligula's Casino, Salvatore wants you to hit Saint Mark's Bistro in Liberty
City to teach the Forelli's a lesson for messing him around. CJ uses this
opportunity to get Rosenberg, Kent Paul and Maccer safely out of Las Venturas.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Get a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the airport. Drive through the gates and follow the
blue dot through the airport to find a jet waiting for you on the runway.
Get in the jet and take off. You need to fly north east for a couple of minutes
until a cutscene starts. A taxi drops CJ off outside Saint Mark's bistro and
CJ bursts in unannounced.
After the cutscene, you'll be crouched behind a planter. There are six guys up
here, one with a shotgun. Space is limited and because you're close to them,
you'll get hit easier. Stay behind the planter and pick them off one by one.
There is a guy at the back who likes to hide behind the wall, so look out for
him. When everyone's dead, come out from behind the planter. Another two
guys will come up the stairs, so kill them.
Below is a bar area. If you chuck a grenade or two over the balcony it will
probably kill everyone down there. Be careful you don't get caught in the
blast. If you don't have any grenades, stay by the top of the stairs and kill
the first two enemies in front of the bar. There are another two behind the
bar. When the bar area's clear, carefully go down the stairs. There are
another two enemies right at the back, both armed with a shotgun. It hurts
so try not to get hit.
When those two are dead, go through the doorway behind the bar and down the
stairs. Another enemy will roll out from the left when you reach the bottom so
kill him and continue through the hallway. Go down the stairs to the kitchen.
Quickly kill an enemy on the right as you enter and there's another enemy at
the back. Go around the counter and through the doorway. The hallway will lead
you to an open area outside where several more goons are waiting. There are
two hiding behind wooden crates on the right and another one waiting just below
in front of the stairs.
Your target is right at the back and is indicated by the red arrow above his
head. He is crouched behind a dumpster. He's not much stronger than a regular
enemy but he is dual-wielding SMGs so still be careful. If you are low on
health, you can stay by the stairs and kill him from here. Once he's dead, a
cutscene will show CJ flying back to San Andreas. You'll start in the air,
just continue flying until you reach San Andreas again. Land along the runway
to complete the mission.
Reward: $20000, Respect +
After this mission, you'll get a call from Salvatore. If you've already pulled
off the heist at Caligula's, Salvatore won't be pleased. If you haven't he'll
congratulate you and tell you to lie low for a while. You'll now be able to
start your return to Los Santos again. Head over to the Four Dragons Casino
to start the mission. If you haven't done the heist missions yet, you can do so
now, but it's up to you as they are optional.
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| H. Robbery Missions (SARMI) |
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| H1. Architectural Espionage (SAARC) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
CJ finds Woozie sitting in a store room in the dark and decides that this is
where the heist will be planned, but they haven't got anything actually planned
yet, so CJ realises they first need to get hold of some blueprints for the
layout of the casino.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. You need a camera to photo
graph the blueprints and there happens to be a group of tourists just down the
road. Get a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar down to the PIMP hotel.
Any one of the tourists with a red arrow over their head will drop a camera
when killed. Either run them over in a group, or get out and just shoot any
one. When one of the drops a camera, pick it up.
Now you've got a camera, you need to find a layout of the casino. There's
one at the planning department building, so get back in the car and drive over
there. Make sure you aren't holding any weapons, if you are you'll be told to
put it away by security. Talk to the receptionist at the desk and she'll ask
you a few questions about your visit. Reply positively three times and the
receptionist will tell you where the plans are.
The plans are on the top floor, so that's where you need to go. Go through the
doorway on the right (the one to the left as you enter the building) and head
up the stair to the top floor. The blueprints are at the back of the room but
you can't photograph with the guard around, and you'll need to create a
distraction. Turn around and go back down the stairs to the second floor.
There's a document depository on this floor, on the right as you enter near the
back. Enter the document depository and destroy the old air conditioning units
at the back of the room. This will start a fire and the guard will evacuate
the building.
Now you've created a distraction there's no one around to see you photograph
the blueprints. Go back upstairs to the third floor. The blueprints are in
the room at the back. Photograph them and a cutscene will start. The cops now
you've started a fire and can't shut some doors so you'll now have a two-star
wanted level.
It's okay to use your weapon now. Shoot the first guard that runs into the
room right in front of you. Go back to the stairwell and make your way back
down to the bottom floor. The smoke will make it harder to see now and there
will be several cops waiting for you on the way down. At the bottom, run for
the exit. The cops continue to spawn in this room and if you keep shooting at
them any more, your wanted level will rise. Once you're back outside, get in
a car and drive back to Woozie's casino. It's not too far so it's pretty
easy. Park in the red marker to complete the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| H2. Key to Her Heart (SAKEY) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
CJ shows discusses the heist with Woozie and the security layout of the casino.
One of Woozie's men enters the room with a box for CJ. Zero has sent over a
security card reader so the next thing they need to do is get a security swipe
card.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the Four Dragons. Get a car and drive
over to Caligula's Casino by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in
the red marker and wait for one of the casino croupiers to leave. She has one
of the security swipe cards you need and knows the access code. You need to
tail her.
After the cutscene, start following the pink car. A "Spook-O-meter" bar will
appear in the corner of the screen. If this fills up, the croupier will know
you're following her and you'll fail the mission. Keep up with her but don't
get too close. She drives quite slow and often crashes into things, so it's not
hard to keep up with her.
She'll eventually stop outside a sex shop. Follow her inside and step into the
red marker at the back of the shop. The croupier will be in the dressing room
trying on a S&M suit and then she'll leave. After the cutscene, go into the
dressing room and try on the gimp suit. Leave the shop and get back in the car.
Continue following the croupier until you reach her house in Prickle Pine. The
"Spook-O-meter" will reappear on the screen. Same as the first time, keep up
with the croupier and don't let her get too far ahead. Park in the red marker
outside her house.
The croupier will enter her house, just wait outside. Get out of the car and
look around for the gimp who's on his way to the croupier's house. He will
approach from the right side of the street. Kill him before he reaches her
house. When he's dead, go up to the croupier's front door and stand in the red
marker to ring the doorbell. After the cutscene, the mission ends.
Reward: Respect +
Millie, the croupier, is now your girlfriend. You'll need to wine and dine her
before she will give you the keycard, but if you want the quick and easy way,
immediately step into the red marker again to start a date and kill her when
she comes out. You'll then have to break into her house to steal the keycard.
Note that this is the only time you will be allowed access to Millie's house.
The gimp suit will also be available at your hideout from now on.
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| H3. Dam and Blast (SADAM) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
Back in the storage room at the casino, there are now a large group of recruits
in the room, including Zero and a janitor. CJ decides to shut off the city's
power source.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Get a car and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the airport. Drive through the gates and follow the
blue dot to the plane waiting for you on the runway. Get in the plane and take
off. You need to fly over the desert to the Sherman Dam. When you reach the
dam, you need to fly high enough to fly through a corona. It's pretty high so
look out for it. Fly through it and immediately press the triangle button to
jump out of the plane.
The plane will crash and you'll be left to land on the dam. A big red marker
will show you where you need to land. It doesn't matter if you land in the
water though, either way you'll lose all your weapons.
After the cutscene, start moving along the dam quay. There are two guards
patrolling along here that you need to take care of. Stick to the right and
look for a large red container to hide behind. Pick up the knife and wait
for the first guard to turn his back. Sneak up behind him and cut his throat.
Do the same to the second guard just up ahead and then step in the red
marker at the end of the quay to enter the generator room.
Now inside the generator room, head up the stairs on the left and stay here
for a moment. There are three guards patrolling in here and two technicians
you need to take them out. First, sneak up to the first technician and take
him out. Plant the explosives by the first generator and wait here for a
moment. You might want to wait behind the generator. One of the patrolling
guards will be along in a minute. When he turns his back, sneak up behind
him and stab him in the neck.
Take out the second technician a little further up and then the second
patrolling guard. Now for the two patrolling guards on the lower floor. It's
not hard as there's plenty of cover available. Just make sure the two guards
aren't too near each other. Finish planting the charges on any remaining
generators and then go into the red marker that appears at the other end of
the room to exit the dam. The cops trap CJ out in the open at the top of the
dam and so he dives off into the water.
Reward: Respect +
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| H4. Cop Wheels (SACOP) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
The next thing needed to make sure the heist goes smoothly is an escape plan.
You'll need to steal four police motorcycles situated around Las Venturas and
transport them onto the back of a Packer. This is harder than it sounds.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. A 12:00 minute timer will
start counting down for this mission. Quickly get a car and race to the
closest police bike, which would be the one on Julius Thruway East. The cop
standing by the bike has his back turned so he won't see you. You will get a
wanted level, though. Race back down the Thruway and catch up to the Packer.
Drive up the ramp until the bike is placed on the ramp. Now here's where it can
get a little tricky.
Stay ON the truck, don't get off the bike yet. The Packer is circling the
Thruway, so all you need to do is wait until it reaches the next closest bike.
The second bike will be parked outside the hospital near Las Venturas hospital.
A cop will jump on the bike as you get there, so knock him off before he gets
a chance to do anything, otherwise it will make things harder for you. Don't
kill him, no matter what.
Get the second bike back on to the Packer and wait here. The next bike should
be nearby at this point in Roca Escalante. It's parked outside the police
station. Jump on it and head west. If you did this fast enough, you should be
able to meet up with the Packer just in time. Quickly get the bike up the
ramp and jump off immediately. Steal a car and now head back the way you just
came along the Thruway. The final bike is parked by the V-Rock Hotel in Roca
Escalante. You should reach it fairly easily. Knock the cop off as he jumps
on it and speed back to the Packer. Park it on the ramp to end the mission.
I found that doing the mission this way is much easier. You save more time, and
get your wanted level limited to one star. I had just over three minutes to
spare using this method. Feel free to do it a different way, though.
Reward: Respect +
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| H5. Up, Up and Away! (SAUPU) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
(Must be started between 20:00 and 6:00)
The only thing you need now is an armoured truck for transporting the money.
The plan is to steal one and disguise it so that it looks like a regular
Caligula's delivery truck. Zero suggests using a sky crane to lift it and it
can be resprayed at the airfield, and CJ happens to be the only pilot in the
room.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. You'll be fighting the army
in this mission, so stock up on ammo for the M4 and a shotgun and get some
body armour too. Get a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the
K.A.C.C. Military Fuels base in the far right corner of Las Venturas. When you
arrive there, a Patriot will be leaving, so quickly speed into the base.
The soldiers will immediately start shooting at you, so jump out and start
shooting them with the M4. There are only about five soldiers in this area but
they all have M4s themselves which deal high damage. When the area's clear,
head over to the large red hangar on the left. A couple of soldiers might
come out of the hangar, so shoot them quickly. Before entering the hangar, stay
by the entrance and you should be able to pick off a few soldiers up on the
walkway above inside. There are five or six soldiers on the walkways as well
as another five on the ground.
Enter the hangar and stay crouched behind the steel crates in front of you.
You'll find some grenades by the crates here, which are pretty useless for this
mission. You'll find body armour and health inside the hangar and a lot of
ammo from the dead soldiers. Pick it up and exit at the other side of the
hangar.
Go right and kill the soldier up ahead. At the end, go left and kill the
soldier standing at the top of the stairs by the back. Underneath the building
by the stairs here there is a flamethrower which, again is useless. Go up the
stairs and stay crouched. There is another soldier by some more stairs. Go up
the stairs to the rooftop and aim up at the two soldiers on the helipad. You'll
also get a message here telling you that two gunships have been sent to inter-
cept you. Quickly run over to the gun emplacement at the back of the rooftop
and kill the guard. Stand in the red marker and press the triangle button to
use the gun.
The two gunships will circle the building and fire at you. Take them out as
quickly as possible. If you stay in this place for too long, they can kill you.
When the two gunships have been destroyed, head up the stairs to the helipad,
and steal the sky crane. A blue dot will now appear on the other side of the
map. Fly over there and use the winch under the chopper to pick the van up. It
can be a little tricky to pick it up as the winch swings about. Once you've
picked it up, follow the yellow dot over to the abandoned airfield. Land the
van in the red marker and then land the chopper in the larger red marker to end
the mission.
Reward: Respect +
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| H6. Breaking the Bank at Caligula's (SABRE) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
Now that you've got everything, it's time for the heist. Outside the casino,
everyone gets into the armoured truck while CJ, dressed as a croupier decides
to make his own way there.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. This is a long mission, so
grab whatever weapons you want and some body armour and drive over to
Caligula's Casino by following the yellow dot on the radar. You'll
automatically have tear gas and night-vision goggles for this mission. Enter
the casino and put your weapon away for now. Head to the yellow dot at the back
of the casino. You'll only have four minutes to get the team inside.
Once at the staff door, a cutscene starts. After the cutscene, press the
triangle button by the keycard reader next to the door to open the door to a
stairwell. Go down the stairs to the next floor and enter the generator room
on the left. Go over to the vent shafts at the back of the room. You need to
stand back a bit and toss a tear gas grenade down the shaft. The two guards
patrolling outside the bank vault below will be knocked unconscious.
Leave the room and go through the next doorway on the left. Follow the hall-
way round the corner to the door at the end where Zero announces he is going to
detonate the explosives you placed at the dam to cut the power. The whole
building will be dark now, so use the night-vision goggles to see. Press the
triangle button again by the keycard reader to use Millie's swipecard and open
the door to the next room. Head through this room and go down the hallway. The
door at the end leads to the loading bay.
Since the power's been cut, the loading bay door is unable to open and let the
rest of the team inside, so you need to force it open. Follow the blue dot on
the radar to find a forklift. Drive the forklift back to the loading bay door.
Place the fork under the loading bay door and raise it up so it forces the
loading bay door open and lets the team inside.
The truck will be left here in the loading bay for now. You will now have a
7:00 minute time limit to steal the cash and get out of the casino. Follow the
Triads back the way you just came. A very large group of red dots appear on the
radar now. All the guards in the casino will shoot at you now, so have your
gun equipped. Kill the three guards in the hallway and go through the door.
There are another nine guards in this room and two more in the hallway beyond.
Follow the Triads back to the stairwell and they will lead you down to the
vault. There are no guards down here since you knocked them out with the tear
gas earlier. While the Triads prepare to blow the vault open, Zero tells CJ
that someone is trying to get the power in the building back on, so you have
to stop it. Pick up the satchel charge and go back up the stairs to the floor
you were just on. Enter the generator room again and kill the two guards
waiting for you. Throw the satchel charge in between the two generators and
detonate it to destroy the generators completely.
Go back downstairs to the vault to check on the team. The Triads blow the
vault and start stealing the money. You don't need to do anything here but
there is some body armour in the vault if you need it. After the cutscene,
there will be four guards in the vault and another four on the way. Kill them
all as the Triads steal the cash. When the area's clear, you have to lead
the team back to the truck. Go back up the stairs and kill the guard with his
back to you in the doorway.
Make your way back through the hallway and take care of the guards in the
adjoining rooms. There are roughly ten to twelve guards. Back in the vault,
Zero has unloaded the police bikes. You now need to act as the decoy while the
team gets away. Once again, go back through the hallways to the stairwell and
enter the red marker by the elevator. The time limit is now gone, and the power
is back on, so things are a little easier now. There will still be a few guards
along the way that don't appear on the radar.
Enter the red marker by the elevator to reach another hallway. Kill the guard
on the right and go through the doorway. Go up the stairs and kill the guard.
Go through the door at the top to reach the rooftops. A police helicopter will
be circling the casino. You have to climb across the rooftops and pick up the
parachute on the other side. The helicopter will fire at you and SWAT teams
abseil onto the rooftop in groups of three so keep moving. Jump off the roof
and open the parachute. You have to land on the roof of the building across
from the casino, but it doesn't matter if you miss it.
When you land, quickly grab a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar back
to the abandoned airfield. Park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: 100000, Respect +
After the mission, you'll get a phone call from Salvatore who's not very happy
at what you've been up to.
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| I. Four Dragons Casino (3) (SAFOD) |
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You can take missions at the Four Dragons Casino again after completing the
mission "Saint Mark's Bistro" for the Mafia. You can reach the Four Dragons by
following the dragon icon on the radar.
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| I1. A Home in the Hills (SAAHO) |
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Difficulty: 7/10
Make sure you get an M4 or AK for this mission, you'll need it.
Back at Woozie's casino, Madd Dogg appears. He's out of rehab and wants to go
back home to Los Santos. CJ sees this as an opportunity to move back home too,
but Madd Dogg has handed his mansion over to the Vagos drug baron, Big Poppa.
CJ is annoyed and decides to take Madd Dogg's mansion back by force.
After the cutscene, you'll be on a plane flying over LS. You can't move for the
moment, only look around. The Triads will jump out of the plane and then you'll
automatically follow. You need to guide your parachute over to the helipad on
the roof of Madd Dogg's mansion. It doesn't matter if you land somewhere else,
though. There are two flares where the landing zone is if you can't see it.
When you land, crouch and move to the air ducts on the right. You'll find some
body armour here if you need it any point.
Vagos will attack from all corners of the rooftop and the ramp leading up to
the roof, so stay crouched and pick them off one by one. The Triads will do
most of the shooting, but you need to help them out. When the backup arrives,
lead the Triads down the ramp and into the mansion. Once you are in the man-
sion, there is a brief cutscene, and you are ambushed again.
Start by killing the Vagos in the planter. Two more will come through the door
way on the right. Kill them and go through the doorway. In this hallway there
are several bedrooms that need to be cleared out. Each bedroom has at least two
Vagos inside, and several more will run into the hallway. Clear them out one by
one and you'll get a message telling you to go after Big Poppa. You'll find
some body armour in one of the bedrooms.
Finish clearing out the bedrooms and go through the hallway to the next room.
Kill the Vagos on the right and crouch by the small ledge. Take out the three
Vagos below from here before going down the stairs. At the bottom of the
stairs, go left. There are two more Vagos in the room straight ahead and one
hiding in the kitchen. There is also a health icon here if you need it. Leave
the kitchen and go right.
Kill the Vagos up ahead and go down the stairs. Two Vagos will appear from the
two rooms on the right, and Big Poppa will appear at the back of the hallway.
A message will tell you to chase him down. Follow him but don't rush, you won't
lose him and you can't kill him while he's in the mansion, he runs away as soon
as he sees you. Turn the corner and another Vagos appears in the library ahead.
Shoot him and continue through the hallway. You'll pass the recording studios
as you head through the hallway, and you'll end up in the bar. Shoot the Vagos
behind the bar and go through the door at the other end of the room.
Turn right at the end of the hallway and shoot another Vagos standing there.
Continue through the hallway to the swimming pool and shoot the two Vagos at
the back. You'll probably see Big Poppa run off here. Follow him to the exit
and chase him outside. A cutscene shows him running to his car and driving
off. After the cutscene, run to the only available car and follow him up the
ramp. You need to drive-by his car or run him off the road. The car you're
given is actually hard to control at high speeds, and easy to crash, so drive
carefully. If you fail here, you'll have to go all the way back to Las Venturas
to start the mission again. When Big Poppa's dead, the mission ends.
Rewards: Respect +
Respect is not all you get. After completing this mission, you now have full
access to Madd Dogg's mansion for the rest of the game. There is a gym for you
to train and you can now save there. A basketball court and arcade games are
available and a helicopter will appear on the roof.
Also, after the mission, you'll get a call from Ken Rosenberg. He seems a
little out of it, but CJ invites them over to Madd Dogg's mansion to help
Madd Dogg get his music career back on track. A "CJ" icon will appear on the
radar, so save your game and head over there for the next mission.
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| 15. Return to Los Santos Walkthrough (SARET) |
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| A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (3) (SACJO) |
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You can take missions from yourself again after completing the mission "A Home
in the Hills" for the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas. You'll get a phone
call from Ken Rosenberg and a "CJ" icon will appear on the radar. Head over to
Madd Dogg's mansion to start the missions.
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| A1. Vertical Bird (SAVBI) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
Get a M4 and any type of explosives you have before starting this mission.
At Madd Dogg's mansion, Madd Dogg is in the middle of a recording, when the
sound cuts out and Toreno's voice comes on over a loudspeaker. He has one last
job for you to do. Toreno drops you off in the Panopticon and tells you what
he needs you to do. He wants you to steal a military jet and use it to destroy
a flotilla of spy ships. This is one of the harder missions you'll face at
this point in the game.
After the cutscene, you'll be a small beach. Go over to the speedboat waiting
for you - it's indicated by a blue arrow - and get in. You'll have a knife and
a silenced pistol for this mission. Drive over to the tanker moored by the
Easter Basin naval base by following the yellow dot on the radar. You need to
get on board before the rear door closes. Like the "Black Project" mission,
this mission can be completed either by just running in and shooting anything
that moves, or by being stealthy. I haven't actually managed to complete this
mission using stealth yet, if there is anybody that can please let me know.
Once you're on the boat, swim forward and shoot the two guards ahead of you.
You can shoot the engineer if you want to but by this point, the guards are
already on full alert. Go through the door and up the stairs. Go through the
door on the left at the top of the stairs, through the next two rooms (note
the vending machines in one of the rooms), and into the control room at the
back. Walk into the red marker and CJ will disable the SAM sites. This will
make your escape a lot easier.
Leave the control room and head down to the opposite side of the boat. You
will probably encounter two or three more guards along here, so be ready. At
the back, look for another guard hiding behind some crates. At the back of
the boat here, you'll find three military jets. The trick here is destroy two
of the jets and leave only one, which is the one you'll steal. If you don't
destroy them, they'll hunt you down when you escape. The jets are very fragile
so it won't take much to destroy them, just keep your distance or the blast
radius is sure to kill you.
Get in the jet and take off. Once you're in the air, another jet will appear.
If you destroyed the two on the boat, you should have no problem. However, if
you didn't you'll have three jets chasing you which can be a problem. The jet
that appears will probably crash into the bridge soon after, so this part isn't
a real problem. Now all you have to do is follow the yellow dots on the radar
to the flotilla of spy ships right up in Tierra Robada. Once you get there, the
best thing to do to destroy them is to circle the area they're in, and then
lock on when you get a good angle and just fire away. If you're lucky, you'll
get them. Repeat this for all four ships.
When that's done, Toreno will contact you, and pretend he doesn't know what
you've done, so you're left to get rid of the jet. Follow the yellow dot on the
radar to the abandoned airfield and land on the runway. From there guide the
jet into the red marker under the hangar to complete the mission.
Reward: $50000
After this mission, a Hydra will always spawn inside that hangar.
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| A2. Homecoming (SAHOC) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Back at the mansion, Toreno appears and interrupts CJ's phone call. Toreno has
one final small job for him. The phone rings, and CJ finds it's Sweet. Sweet
has been unexpectedly released from prison and is waiting outside the precinct.
Toreno just wants CJ to go and pick him up.
After the cutscene, get in one of the cars waiting outside and follow the
yellow dot on the radar to the precinct. Park in the red marker to start a
cutscene. CJ meets up with Sweet but Sweet isn't happy with CJ's new lifestyle
and wants to go back to the hood. CJ agrees to take Sweet back to the hood
to show him what's happened.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the precinct. Follow the yellow dot on
the radar back to Grove Street and park in the red marker to start another
cutscene. When Sweet sees what's happened, he decides to take back Grove
Street. After the cutscene, you'll be in Grove Street with Sweet. You have
to kill all the crack dealers in the area, and protect Sweet at the same
time. Head down the street and start shooting at the crack dealers. Eventually
you'll provoke a gang war.
Keep your distance and take out the three waves of Ballas. They'll attack
from both sides of the street. When the three waves are gone the mission ends.
Reward: Respect +
After this mission, you'll be able to do turf wars again. I suggest getting a
start on them now as you'll need a certain amount taken over in order to
trigger the final mission. You'll get another meaningless phone call from
Catalina also be able to take missions from Sweet again but I'll finish off
with the missions at Madd Dogg's mansion first.
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| A3. Cut Throat Business (SACUT) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Back at Madd Dogg's mansion, Madd Dogg is taking a break from recording and
spots OG Loc about to shoot a video on the TV. and he realises that OG Loc's
sudden fame is because of his work so CJ decides to go down to the shoot and
get Madd Dogg's rhyme book back.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside Madd Dogg's mansion. Get the BF Injection
parked outside and follow the yellow dot on the radar to where the video is
being shot near RS Haul in Flint County. Drive toward the RS Haul depot to
start a cutscene. OG Loc spots Madd Dogg arriving and takes off in a hover-
craft. CJ and Madd Dodd jump in their own hovercraft and give chase.
After the cutscene, start chasing after OG Loc's hovercraft. It is indicated
by a red arrow above it. You won't be able to get ahead of it, so just keep
up with it. Don't worry about about Madd Dogg, he'll be able to keep up, just
keep following Loc. He will lead you through part of Flint County and once you
pass under a bridge, the water will open up and you'll be faced with a group
of boats. It's a little tricky to navigate through the boats, so just drive
around them if you can. Next up is a stone pier where the lighthouse is. You'll
need to jump a ramp to cross it. This ramp will cause you to fail the mission
if you don't jump it properly. If you don't land in the water on the other side
you will be stuck on the pier and Loc will escape.
Follow Loc along the beach and up along the pier. Try not to hit too many
people as they slow you down. At the end of the pier, Loc will jump out of the
hovercraft and take off in a Go-Kart. You'll now need to chase Loc in a Go-
Kart. The Go-Kart is faster than the hovercraft and the cornering is sharper
so drive carefully. Again, you won't be able to get ahead of Loc, so just keep
up with him. Loc will lead you back along the beach and through Rodeo. You
probably won't get past this first time as some of the turnings Loc takes are
almost impossible to predict in time. There will also be some sharp turns, but
Loc will everntually lead you to the record producer's office, where Madd Dogg
forces Loc to hand over the record and strikes a new deal with the producer
while Loc walks off. After the cutscene the mission ends.
Reward: Respect +
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| B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (3) (SASSJ) |
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You can take missions from Sweet again after completing the mission "Home-
coming" for Madd Dogg's mansion. You can find Sweet at the Johnson House in
Grove Street by following the "S" icon on the radar.
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| B1. Beat Down on B-Dup (SABEA) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
Make sure you have an AK-47 with a lot of ammo before starting this mission.
It also helps if you have a Hitman level. At the Johnson House, Sweet is about
to give in to drugs but CJ arrives in time to stop him. He throws the woman
who was offering the drugs to Sweet out of the house and decides to deal with
B-Dup, the main supplier to the Ballas.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the Johnson House. Grab a car and follow
the yellow dot on the radar to the blue apartment block in Ganton. Park in the
red marker to start another cutscene. CJ and Sweet knock on the door of where
they think B-Dup lives but a crackhead tells them that B-Dup moved out a while
ago and now lives in Glen Park.
After the cutscene, get back in the car and follow the green gang member icon
on the radar over to Glen Park where B-Dup now resides. Once you get near Glen
Park, Sweet's health bar will appear in the top-right corner of the screen.
You will need to secure Glen Park before you can move in on B-Dup's hideout.
Get out of the car and start blasting the Ballas. It shouldn't be too hard to
start a war here, Ballas will be everywhere. Same as a regular gang war, find a
decent vantage or just keep your distance and take care of the three waves of
Ballas that appear. You will also need to protect Sweet at the same time so
keep an eye on his health bar. In between waves, pick up health and body armour
and you should be okay.
When the three waves of Ballas are dead, more Ballas will come out of B-Dup's
house, revealing his hideout. This is the hard part. You now need to deal
with B-Dup's guards who are standing around outside his hideout. There are
roughly ten of them and they will rip you apart in seconds if you get too
close. Keep your distance and pick them off one by one. When they are all dead,
enter the red marker outside B-Dup's house to start another cutscene.
B-Dup confesses that he was under orders from Big Smoke and that he didn't have
a choice. He explains that Big Smoke's growing insanity means he is holed up in
an unknown location thinking everyone is against him. He then orders Bear to
deal with CJ and Sweet but Bear doesn't do it. He's tired of taking orders and
stands up to B-Dup. He then begs Sweet and CJ to become part of the Families
again so Sweet and CJ send Bear into rehab. After the cutscene, the mission
ends.
Reward: Respect +
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| B2. Grove 4 Life (SAGRO) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
Back at the Johnson House, Sweet is ready to go all-out against the Ballas and
is gathering some Family members together, but CJ wants to slow down a little
and focus on other things away from the hood. Sweet talks to him and in the end
talks CJ into helping him clean up the hood.
After the cutscene, you'll be outside the Johnson House. Sweet's health bar
will be in the top-right corner of the screen again. If you want to, recruit a
couple of Grove Street members. This mission consists of just taking over
two territories in Idlewood. Find a car and drive into Idlewood and find a
territory occupied by Ballas. Start a gang war and clear out the three waves
of Ballas. If you recruited anybody, it will make things a little easier but
they will be killed quickly. When the first territory is taken over, grab any
health or armour you can see and start another gang war in another territory.
Repeat to take over the second territory and take back Idlewood. When two
territories have been taken over, get back in a car and follow the yellow dot
back to Grove Street. Park in the red marker to end the mission.
Reward: $10000, Respect +
After completing this mission, you can take missions from yourself again at
Madd Dogg's mansion in Vinewood.
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| C. Carl "CJ" Johnson (4) (SACAC) |
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You can take missions from yourself again after completing the mission "Grove
4 Life" for Sweet. You can find the missions at Madd Dogg's mansion in Vine-
wood by following the "CJ" icon on the radar.
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| C1. Riot (SARIO) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
At Madd Dogg's mansion, the whole gang gather round and prepare to watch the
charges brought against Tenpenny and Pulaski on TV, but the charges are soon
dropped due to lack of evidence and the whole of Los Santos starts rioting.
Sweet needs to get back to Grove Street to secure the hood.
After the cutscene, you'll be in a car outside Madd Dogg's mansion. There is
absolutely nothing to this mission besides just taking a leisurely drive back
to Grove Street. You'll see everyone around you rioting. Cars will randomly
catch on fire and blow up, pedestrians will be fighting in the street with
people looting and street lights will be flickering. Smoke will also appear
around the city. When you arrive back at Grove Street, park in the red marker
to end the mission.
Reward: None
After this mission you'll be able to take missions from Sweet again. From now
on, it won't be safe to walk the streets of Los Santos again until Tenpenny
is taken care of. You will regularly be attacked by gangs and pedestrians and
it will be harder to find cars to drive as they all randomly catch on fire.
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| D. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (4) (SASES) |
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You can take missions from Sweet again after completing the mission "Riot" from
Madd Dogg's mansion. You can find Sweet at his house in Grove Street by
following the "S" icon on the radar.
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| D1. Los Desperados (SALDE) |
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Difficulty: 7/10
This mission is a big step up in difficulty to the previous mission. You need
to arm yourself with armour and an AK-47 or at the least an SMG. At the Johnson
House, Sweet has almost managed to secure the hood but CJ and Sweet manage to
get into an argument over what they've been through in the past five years.
Cesar enters the house in need of help. He wants to regroup some of the Aztecas
and take his hood back from the Vagos, so CJ agrees to help out.
After the cutscene, you'll need to recruit a couple of Grove Street members.
Press the R1 button to lock onto a recruit and press either the up or down
directional button to recruit them. When you've got the two recruits, get in
a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to Unity Station where three of
Cesar's veteranos are waiting. A cutscene shows them meeting up with the
veteranos and entering Cesar's neighbourhood.
After the cutscene, you'll need to clear up the apartments in front of you. Be
warned there are a lot of Vagos in the area and it's probably best to let them
do most of the shooting, but you should provide them with a little backup. At
the start, there will be five Vagos on the right just past the first apartment.
Gun them down and move on. The middle of the apartments is the worst with
about 15 to 20 Vagos waiting for you, but I've noticed that if you keep your
distance, some of them won't attack you. When the middle area's clear, check
the area for any remaining Vagos, you need to kill them all. They appear on
the radar as dark red dots. When the area's clear, follow the yellow dot on the
radar across the road to the alleyway and enter the red marker to start a cut-
scene.
Cesar plans to ambush the remaining Vagos around his house with a rocket
launcher. After the cutscene, you'll be in an alleyway with several Vagos
shooting at you. Keep your distance and take them out. Don't hide behind the
parked cars. They are good cover points, but if they are destroyed, there's
a high probability you'll be killed too. More Vagos appear from the garages
as you progress through the alleyway but you should be able to kill them
without any bother. Halfway through the alley, another cutscene starts.
Hazer, an Azteca is wounded and you are ambushed by more Vagos climbing over
the walls. After the cutscene, immediately start shooting at the Vagos. You
will probably manage to get a couple of them before they get a chance to do
anything. Use the garages for cover until they are all dead. Strafing works
here as well. When they are all dead, a cutscene starts and Cesar reaches his
house.
Now the final part is tricky and you have to be quick. There is a Vagos with
a rocket launcher on the roof of the house and one with a flamethrower also
nearby, as well as a bunch of guys with Micro-SMGs. Take them down quickly, go
for the guys with the rocket launcher and flamethrower first. It will kill you
very quickly if it hits you and that particular Vagos is stronger than a
regular Vagos. When all the Vagos are dead, the mission ends and Cesar can
reclaim his house.
Reward: Respect +
You need to control 35% of territory in Los Santos before you access the
final mission. You'll also get a couple of phone calls from Sweet telling you
that Smoke is holed up in an apartment block in Los Flores.
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| D2. End of the Line (SAEND) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
Before starting the mission, stock up on as much ammo as you can for the AK,
M4 and SMG. Those three guns are the least you'll need for this mission. You'll
also need body armour. This mission will also be easier if you are fireproof
from completing level 12 of the firefighter missions.
CJ meets Sweet at the Johnson House and together they leave to go find Big
Smoke. After the cutscene, get in Sweet's car outside and follow the yellow
dot on the radar to Smoke's crack fortress. Park in the red marker to start
another cutscene. CJ persuades Sweet to let him go after Smoke alone and gets
out of the car.
You'll need to find a way to knock down the reinforced entrance doors to the
fortress, so grab the nearby bicycle or just run to the blue dot on the radar
where you'll find the SWAT Tank. Kill the SWAT team and Ballas shooting each
other nearby and get in the tank. Drive back up the road and smash through
the front entrance of the fortress. Drive the Tank through the hallway, and
run over all the Ballas in here. The Tank is bulletproof so their weapons
can't do anything. At the end of the hallway, get out of the Tank and head
the yellow arrow.
Floor 1: Security Area
Head up the stairs in front of you and kill the Balla guard patrolling at
the top. Turn the corner and kill another Balla that appears on the left. Turn
the next corner and kill the Balla and Vagos at the end of the hallway. Grab
the body armour in the small cubicle if you need it and go through the double
doors to a warehouse. Upon entering the warehouse, immediately crouch down
behind the crates in front of you. The warehouse is crawling with Ballas and
Vagos. Stay behind the crates and kill them from here. Take care of the gang
members on the ground first before killing the ones on the walkway above.
You'll also see another SWAT Tank has crashed into the warehouse and you'll
have to kill a couple of SWAT guys. When the warehouse is clear, pick up as
much ammo as you can and go through the door at the back. Kill the next load
of Ballas in here and head left. Head up the stairs, kill the Balla at the
top and go through the doors on the left.
Floor 2: Drug Lab
Again, head up the stairs to the top and kill the Vagos in the cubicle in
front of you. There's body armour if you need it, but otherwise go through the
double doors on the left. Kill the Vagos in this hallway and then go through
the double doors. In the next room there are several guys in just shorts
running around. Take them out and crouch behind one of the tables. There are
also explosive barrels in here that you can shoot to take out any nearby
enemies. Shoot any enemies on the walkway above before going up the stairs
at the back of the room. Make your way around the walkway but watch out for a
few more enemies who enter the warehouse below. Make your way around the
walkway to the other side and as you near the double doors at the end, another
two enemies appear. If you time this right, you can shoot the explosive barrel
up here to take them both out as they pass it. Go through the doors they came
from, and you'll find some health at the back of this room. Pick it up and go
through the doors.
Floor 3: Ballas Lounge
Once more, head up the stairs, kill the Balla in the cubicle at the top and
pick up the body armour if you need it before going through the door on the
right. Kill the Balla and the Vagos in the hallway and go through the double
doors behind them. Kill the three gang members here, and hide behind the bar
area. From here you can target some of the gang members in the next room.
Enter the next room and go through the doors. In the hallway you will be
attacked by several Ballas, Vagos and Russians. Notice the statue of Smoke
in the corner. Several of the gang members here have shotguns so watch out.
Clear the two rooms on either side of the hallway. You'll find body armour in
the room on the left and health in the room on the right. When the hallway's
clear, proceed to the other side and go through the double doors and head up
the stairs to confront Big Smoke.
CJ finds Big Smoke calmly playing a video game. You can clearly see he is
wearing body armour. He tells you that he's been expecting you and after a
brief conversation he reaches for a shotgun. After the cutscene, you'll have
to kill Big Smoke. Big Smoke's health will appear as a blue bar in the top-
right corner of the screen. If you have an AK with Hitman level, this part
should be no problem, just keep unloading on him until he's dead. Smoke will
turn out the lights and run around the room, but he rarely hits you with
his shotgun. Vagos will enter the room during the fight so be ready to shoot
them. When Big Smoke's dead, a cutscene starts.
Smoke explains that his greed got the better of him as he lies there dying.
Once he dies, Tenpenny appears and tells CJ to load up the drug money. He
plans to skip town in a firetruck while everyone is wrapped up in the riots.
Just as he is about to kill CJ, CJ distracts him and forces him to run off.
Down on the second floor, Tenpenny shoots a generator in the drug lab and the
whole building starts to burn.
You now have a 7:00 minute timer to get out of the building. Pick up the body
armour and night vision goggles and get out of the room. You will now have to
make your way back down to the ground, but you will have to get past the fires
and shoot your way through the new wave of gang members. If you want to you
can use the fire extinguisher to put out the fires, but it takes a lot of time
and leaves you with little room for error. If you are fireproof you can just
run through the fire without taking damage. The night vision goggles will help
you see in the dark. When you reach the bottom floor, a cutscene starts.
CJ escapes from the fortress as it explodes behind him. Tenpenny jumps in a
firetruck and prepares to escape but Sweet is determined not to let him get
away. He jumps up onto the ladder of the firetruck and hangs on the back. CJ
jumps in a car and gives chase. If you die during the next part, you'll be
able to continue the mission from here.
This next part will be the longest car chase in the entire game. You need to
chase the firetruck Tenpenny is driving and keep an eye on Sweet at the same
time. Keep up with the firetruck but don't try to damage it. Tenpenny will lead
you through most of Los Santos and along East Beach and Willowfield. You wil
encounter several roadblocks and gang riots where Molotov cocktails are being
thrown but they can't damage you and you are usually required to drive around
the roadblocks to keep up with Tenpenny. Tenpenny will also drive through
several narrow alleys so watch out for them. At one point, Tenpenny will drive
onto the train tracks in Willowfield. Watch out for the oncoming train on
the right side of the tracks.
Once you reach the Playa del Seville area, a cop will appear on the ladder of
the firetruck and stamp on Sweet's hands to knock him off. A blue bar will
appear in the top-right corner of the screen indicating how much strength Sweet
has left in his grip until he falls. Speed up to the truck and line yourself up
with Sweet. Get right up close and Sweet should drop down into the car. Now
Sweet will take the wheel and you will have to get rid of the pursuing gang
cars and cops.
Another rail-shooting part. Another blue bar appears showing your car's health.
If it runs out the car will be destroyed and you fail. Shoot the cop on the
firetruck and then focus on the cars behind you. Aim for the car's engine or
the driver. Once you drive under a bridge, several Vagos on bikes will drop
down and chase you. These shouldn't be a problem so just shoot the drivers.
Tenpenny will eventually lead you right back to Grove Street, cop cars will
eventually rejoin the chase and will now start chasing Tenpenny too. He loses
control of the firetruck and crashes.
A cutscene shows Tenpenny crashing over a bridge. He exits the firetruck and
lies in the street as CJ, Sweet, Cesar, Kendl, and The Truth gather around
him. Sweet stops CJ killing Tenpenny, saying his death looks like a traffic
accident and they leave. The next day at the Johnson House, the Johnson
Family agree that they need to make sure they don't lose control of the
streets again and Madd Dogg arrives with his first gold record.
Reward: Respect +
Congratulations! You've just completed the missions of Grand Theft Auto: San
Andreas! Now all that's left is the tons of side missions and extras! You'll
get an additional $250000 for completing all missions and a couple of phone
calls.
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There are 100 gang tags scattered around Los Santos that are only available
to spray over after you've completed the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
During that mission you spray over 6 tags with 94 left to find. To spray over
a tag, you need to have a can of spray paint. Once you have that, approach
the tag you want to spray over and lock on to it with R1. Keep R1 pressed,
and then press the 0 button to spray over the tag. After you've sprayed over
all 100 tags, an AK-47, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Tec-9 and Molotov Cocktails will
spawn in the kitchen of your house in Ganton. Below are where you can find
all 100 tags. They are listed in the order you find them in the Brady Games
Official Strategy Guide.
NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the
directions do not make sense.
001. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF OVERPASS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, you should pass under an overpass a
little further up. The tag is located on the west side of the overpass. Look on
the left side of the bridge after passing under it.
Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
002. IDLEWOOD: ON FRONT OF BLUE HOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, you should pass under an overpass a
little further up. Take the first left after heading under the overpass and
look on the corner on the right side of the street. The tag is located on the
front of the blue house on the corner.
Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
003. IDLEWOOD: IN ALLEYWAY BEHIND ROW OF HOUSES
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, you should pass under an overpass a
little further up. Take the first left after heading under the overpass and
turn right a little further up. After turning right, head down the alley on the
right side of the street, and the tag is located on the brick wall on the
right, behind a row of houses.
Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
004. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON SIDE OF MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and after
the second right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street for
a red Mexican building. The tag is located on the side of the restaurant.
Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
005. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON WALL OF ROOFTOP OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the
second right. Look along the right side of the street for a long building. The
tag is located on the roof of the building. Climb the wire fence just next to
the building, and the one after that. Climb the platform behind the building
and climb onto the rooftop from there.
Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
006. EAST LOS SANTOS: SIDE OF STEPS LEADING DOWN FROM OVERPASS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. Follow this road north until the road curves to the left,
and take the first left. Follow this road and stop when you reach an over-
pass. There are some steps leading down on the right side of the street next
the overpass. Head down there, and the tag is located on the side of the
steps you've just descended.
007. LAS COLINAS: BETWEEN GREEN AND ORANGE HOUSES
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. Follow this road north until the road curves to the left,
and take the first left. Follow this road and stop when you reach an over-
pass. Just before the overpass are four houses on the right side of the
street, two green and two orange. The tag is located between the two green
and orange houses.
008. LAS COLINAS: OUTSIDE FRONT ENTRANCE OF WHITE APARTMENT BLOCK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and on the last corner on the left
side of the street before the road leads out to the countryside, there is a
white apartment block. Head up the ramp and you'll see the tag on the wall
by the front entrance.
009. EAST BEACH: WALL OF HOUSE OPPOSITE COLONEL FUHRBERGER'S HOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and after the second left turn, look
along the left side of the street for two white houses opposite each other.
The tag is located on the wall of the house opposite Colonel Fuhrberger's
house (the one with the yellow arrow outside), partly hidden by a plant.
010. EAST BEACH: BACK WALL OF CAR PARK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and almost immediately you should
reach a pedestrian overpass. Head down the left side of the pedestrian over-
pass and into the car park. The tag is located on the back wall of the car
park.
011. EAST BEACH: ON WALL ON BOTTOM FLOOR OF MULTI-STOREY CAR PARK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and almost immediately you should
reach a pedestrian overpass. Take the first left after passing the overpass,
and on the right side of the street is an entrance to a multi-storey car
park. Head in there, and the tag is located on the wall just to the right of
the entrance.
012. LOS FLORES: ON WALL OF FRONT ENTRANCE OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. Head north along this road and after the first right turn,
look along the right side of the street for a white building. The tag is
located outside the entrance of the building.
013. LOS FLORES: BACK WALL OF HOTEL BEHIND COLONEL FUHRBERGER'S HOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the
first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at
the end. Head north along this road and after the second right turn, look along
the right side of the street for the Golden Palms Hotel. Head down the alley
next to it and turn the corner. Climb over the low wall and the tag is located
on the wall on the right.
014. LOS FLORES: BACK WALL OF HOUSE, PARTLY HIDDEN BY A HEDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. Follow this road north and turn left before the road curves
left. Look along the left side of the road for several rows of houses. After
you cross the overpass, look along the left side of the street. The tag is
located on the back wall of the second house on the left, partly hidden by a
hedge.
015. EAST LOS SANTOS: CORNER OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. Follow this road north and take the second left before the
road curves left. Head west along this road, and take the second left again.
Immediately after turning, look on the corner on the left side of the road.
The tag is located on the wall on the corner.
016. EAST BEACH: ON WALL BETWEEN TWO STEEL DOORS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. Take the next left after that on the 'S' shaped road, and
look along the right side of the road for two steel doors. The tag is located
on the wall between the two doors.
017. LOS FLORES: BEHIND WALL IN CORNER OF ALLEY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
left at the end. After turning left, take the next left into the 'S' shaped
road and turn right at the end. After turning right, look along the left side
of the road for a narrow alleyway. Head down the alleyway, and turn left. The
tag is located behind a wall in the corner of the alley.
018. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON CORNER OF WALL IN NARROW ALLEY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Turn left again and
head north. Take the first left and then the first right. Head down the first
alley you see on the left side of the street and turn the corner. The tag is
located on the corner of the wall on the right.
019. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON WALL IN NARROW ALLEY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Turn left again and
head north. Take the first left and then the first right. Head down the first
alley you see on the left side of the street and turn the corner. The tag is
located a little further up from the previous tag. It's on the wall on the
left.
020. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON BRICK WALL IN ALLEY NEXT TO CLUCKIN' BELL RESTAURANT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the
second right. On the corner of the next left turn is a Cluckin' Bell
Restaurant. The tag is located on the wall of the alley next to the restaurant.
Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet.
021. EAST LOS SANTOS: UNDER ARCHWAY NEAR CAR WASH
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Turn left again and
head north. Take the first left and head west. Cross the underpass and take
the next left. Immediately on the corner as you turn left, there is a car wash
on the left. Go through the car wash and turn right. The tag is located under
the small archway to the right of the car wash.
022. EAST LOS SANTOS: BACK WALL OF BUILDING BEHIND RAILINGS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the
second right. Directly ahead of you is a building. Go through the opening in
the wall to the right of the building and the tag is located on the back wall
of the building on the left. Climb over the railings to get to it.
023. EAST BEACH: NEXT TO TICKET BOOTH AT LOS SANTOS FORUM
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Head to the south east
corner of the Los Santos Forum and the tag is located on the wall of the
stadium, to the right of a ticket booth.
024. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: ON WALL THAT OVERLOOKS BEACH
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. There is a beach on the right side of the street. Head there and
look along the wall that overlooks it near the stone pier. The tag is located
on the wall.
025. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: BACK WALL OF ROW OF BLUE APARTMENTS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. As you
turn right, look on the corner on the right side of the street for a row of
blue apartments. Go up the steps on the corner and the tag is located on the
wall on the right.
026. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: WALL IN FRONT OF BLUE APARTMENTS THAT FACES THE BEACH
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. After
turning right, you should see a low brick wall in front of the row of blue
apartments that faces the beach. The tag is located on the brick wall.
027. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: ON WALL NEXT TO BASKETBALL COURTS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the first right you come
to. Directly ahead of you, at the end of this road is a basketball court. The
tag is located on the wall next to the basketball court.
028. OCEAN DOCKS: ON GREEN SUPPORT BEAM OF BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow
this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses
over into the Ocean Docks area. The tag is located on the first green support
beam on the left side of the bridge.
029. WILLOWFIELD: ON OUTSIDE WALL OF GENERATOR COMPOUND
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the first right you come
to. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again. Look along
the left side of the road for a compound full of generators. The tag is on the
outside wall of this compound.
030. OCEAN DOCKS: ON CORNER OF WALL
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Take the first right you come to
and immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is a tall wall.
The tag is located on the corner of the wall.
031. OCEAN DOCKS: ON WALL OF BLUE TRAIN CARRIAGE WAREHOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the
green support beams and look along the right side of the road for a blue
warehouse that holds train carriages. The tag is located on the wall of this
warehouse.
032. WILLOWFIELD: ON SIDE WALL OF BRIDGE IN FLOOD CONTROL AREA
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the
green support beams and look along the right side of the road for a blue ware-
house that holds train carriages. Get on the train tracks next to the blue
warehouse and follow them north west. After you drive through the tunnel, look
along the left side of the train tracks for a pile of tyres. Run past the tyres
and drop down into the flood control area. The tag is located on the side wall
of the bridge next to you.
033. OCEAN DOCKS: BEHIND RED CONTAINER THAT FACES THE OCEAN
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the
green support beams and take the second left you come to. Turn left again and
almost immediately on the right there are some steps leading down to a long
dock next to the tall yellow crane. Head down there and go between the stack
of containers between the first and second containers on the left. The tag is
located at the back of the containers that faces the ocean.
034. OCEAN DOCKS: WALL OF BRIDGE IN FLOOD CONTROL AREA
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and take the next right. Head along this road until you reach a bridge
straight ahead. Go down the left side of the bridge and drop down into the
flood control area a little further up. The tag is located on the wall of the
bridge straight ahead.
035. WILLOWFIELD: WALL OF 98 CENT STORE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and take the next right. Head along this road and cross the bridge
straight ahead. Take the first right and then right again after that. After
turning right, look on the corner on the left side of the street for a 98
cent store. The tag is located on the side of the store.
036. WILLOWFIELD: WALL OF BUILDING WITH A HEDGE AROUND IT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and then take
the second right. Head south along this road, and at the end, directly ahead
of you is a grey building with a hedge running around the front of it. The tag
is located on the side of the building, just past the hedge.
037. EAST BEACH: WALL OF ROOFTOP OF WHITE APARTMENT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach (stay on the left side of the road)
and after the second left turn, there is a white apartment with two yellow
garage doors at one end. Climb onto the roof of the garages and make your
way across the rooftop. Once you drop down, look behind you and the tag is
located on the wall in front of you.
038. WILLOWFIELD: ON WALL OF CLUCKIN' BELL RESTAURANT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and then turn
right. Head south along this road and look along the right side of the road
for a Cluckin' Bell Restaurant. The tag is located on the south side of the
Cluckin' Bell Restaurant.
039. GANTON: SIDE OF THE OVERPASS IN GROVE STREET
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and very shortly after you should
reach a overpass. Drive under the overpass and immediately look along the left
side of it. The tag is located on the side of the overpass, next to the house
behind Denise's house.
040. GANTON: ON BACK WALL OF "BOTANICA" STORE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and drive straight through the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Shortly after passing the "Ten
Green Bottles" bar, look along the left side of the road for a blue "Botanica"
store. Head behind the wire fence next to it, and look on the back wall of the
shop to find the tag.
041. JEFFERSON: ON WALL OF GARAGE NEXT TO A HOUSE IN BALLA TERRITORY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and drive straight through the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Take the first right you come
to shortly after, and cross the bridge. After crossing the bridge, and after
the first right turn, approach the house opposite the right turn in the road
to find the tag just inside the open garage.
042. JEFFERSON: ON WALL OF CHURCH NEXT TO STAINED GLASS WINDOWS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and cross the train tracks. Immediately after you
cross the train tracks, look on the corner on the right side of the street, and
you'll see a church with stained-glass windows. The tag is located on the wall
next to the windows.
043. EAST LOS SANTOS: IN ALLEY BETWEEN LIQUOR STORE AND ORANGE BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third right and then turn left again almost immediately. As
you turn left, look on the corner on the left side of the street and you'll
see a liquor store with a Sprunk machine outside. Go down the alley next to the
liqour and the tag is located on the wall of an orange building on the right.
044. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON BACK WALL OF UNDERGROUND CAR PARK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and then turn right again almost immediately after,
just before you cross the train tracks. After the first right turn, look along
the right side of the street for an opening leading down to an undeground car
park. Head down there, and look along the wall on the right. The tag is located
on the wall about 3/4 of the way along.
045. LAS COLINAS: ON WALL OF TUNNEL ENTRANCE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north until you reach a tunnel that leads to Red County in the countryside.
The tag is located on the wall on the left side of the tunnel entrance.
046. LAS COLINAS: ON REAR CORNER OF HOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Take the first right,
which is an 'S' shaped road. Turn right at the top of the 'S' shaped road, and
look along the left side of the street for a brown house with a red-tiled roof.
The tag is located on the rear corner of this house.
047. LAS COLINAS: BETWEEN TWO HOUSES
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, turn right, and head under the bridge. As the road curves to the
right, look between the second and third house on the right side of the street.
The tag is located on the wall on the left.
048. GLEN PARK: IN MIDDLE OF A ROW OF HOUSES
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and drive through the crossroads you come to. After driving through
the crossroads, look along the left side of the road for a row of yellow
houses. Go past the opening in the wire fence of the third house on the left,
and the tag is located on the wall on the right.
049. LAS COLINAS: BETWEEN TWO HOUSES
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and turn left at the fork in the road a little further up. After the
first left turn you come to, look opposite the turn and you'll see a narrow
alley between a bright orange building and a grey-ish coloured building. Head
down the narrow alley, and the tag is located on the wall on the right.
050. LAS COLINAS: SIDE OF BRICK ZIGZAG SLOPE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and turn right at the fork in the road. Almost immediately after you
turn right at the fork, there is a brick zigzag slope on the right side of the
street. The tag is located on the wall at the bottom of the slope.
051. JEFFERSON: UNDERNEATH STEPS LEADING TO ROOF OF JEFFERSON MOTEL
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and take the second to last left before you reach the tunnel entrance.
After turning left, look along the right side of the street for the Jefferson
Motel. Climb over the fence, and directly ahead of you are the stairs leading
up to the roof. The tag is located under the stairs.
052. JEFFERSON: BACK OF FENCE IN ALLEY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and take first left you come to. Take the first right after that, and
look along the left side of the street for an opening that leads down a narrow
alley. Head down the alley, and the tag is located on the fence on the right.
053. JEFFERSON: IN ALLEY BEHIND "COUTT AND SCHUTZ" CAR LOT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head north-west along
this road and after passing the Jefferson Motel, look along the left side of
the street for a car lot. Climb over the wire fence next to the building, and
the tag is located in the corner of the alley, directly ahead of you.
054. GLEN PARK: UNDERNEATH BRIDGE THAT CROSSES OVER GLEN PARK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. The tag is located on a brick wall under
neath the bridge.
055. GLEN PARK: WALL OF BUILDING IN ALLEY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley next to
this building, and the tag is located on the wall on the left.
056. GLEN PARK: NORTH EAST CORNER OF BMX PARK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Across the road you should see the BMX park. The tag is
located in the north east corner of the BMX park.
057. JEFFERS0N: BACK WALL OF JEFFERSON HOSPITAL, HIDDEN BY A PLANT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. Turn right immediately after crossing the train tracks, and head
north. Cross the bridge and continue heading north. Take the first left, and
directly ahead of you, at the end of the road is the Jefferson Hospital. The
tag is located on the east side of the hospital, hidden behind a plant.
058. IDLEWOOD: BACK WALL OF MOTEL
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Take the first right after
that, and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks. Cross
the train tracks and turn left. Straight ahead of you is a small road that
leads round to the back of a motel. Head round there, and tag is located on
the wall on the right.
059. WILLOWFIELD: BACK WALL OF SUPERMARKET
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, take the second left and head south
along this road. On the third right turn, look on the corner on the right side
of the street to find a supermarket. The tag is located on the wall behind the
supermarket, next to a Sprunk machine.
060. IDLEWOOD: ON WINDOW BELOW A FIRE ESCAPE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, take the second left and head south
along this road. Take the second right turn, and look along the right side of
the road for a window below a fire escape. The tag is located on the window.
061. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF HOUSE IN COURTYARD
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, take the second right and look on
the left for a row of houses. Go through the small opening between the second
and third house and the tag is located on the wall on the left as you enter.
062. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF HOUSE IN COURTYARD
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west and stop on
the corner of the fourth left turn. Look on the corner on the right side of the
street and you'll see an opening in a wire fence. Go through the opening and
head to the northwest corner of the courtyard. The tag is located on the side
of the wall of the building in the north west corner.
063. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF "ALHAMBRA" CLUB
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the
fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again.
Turn left at the top of the road and on the corner on the left side of the
street is the "Alhambra" Club. The tag is located on the wall of a shallow
alcove in the northwest corner, hidden by the hedge surrounding the club.
064. LITTLE MEXICO: SIDE OF YELLOW CYLINDRICAL BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the
fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again.
Turn left at the top of the road and head west. On the corner of the second
left turn on the left side of the street is a cylindrical-shaped yellow
building. The tag is located on the side of the building. It might be easier
to see at night.
065. LITTLE MEXICO: ON FRONT WALL OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the
fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again.
Turn left at the top of the road and head west. Take the second left turn, and
head south along this road. Turn right at the top of the road, and immediately
on the corner on the left side of the street is a grey-coloured building. The
tag is located on the front of the building.
066. LITTLE MEXICO: ON WALL INSIDE SMALL EMPTY COURTYARD
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in
Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the
fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and head west again. Take
the second right and then turn left almost immediately. After turning left,
there is an opening in a stone wall leading to a small empty courtyard on the
corner on the right side of the street. Go through the opening and the tag is
on a wall on the left as you enter.
067. IDLEWOOD: BEHIND CAR WASH SIGN ON ROOF OF CAR WASH
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
After the second left turn, there is a car wash on the corner on the left side
of the street. Go around to the back of the car wash, and climb on to the
Broadway parked there. Climb on to the roof of the car wash from there, and
go behind the car wash sign where you'll find the tag.
068. EL CORONA: SIDE OF "LIQUOR MART" STORE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. After crossing the bridge that crosses
over the flood-control area, look along the left side of the street for a small
"Liquor Mart" store. The tag is located on the wall on the right side of the
store.
069. EL CORONA: ABOVE DOORWAY OF HOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road, and on
the right side of the road is an opening in a fence next to a pedestrian over-
pass. Go through the opening, and cross the train tracks. Climb over the wire
fence on the other side, and the tag is located on the right side of the house
directly in front of you, above a doorway.
070. EL CORONA: ON WALL NEXT TO ENTRANCE OF BAR
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then
turn right. Cross the train tracks, and on the first corner you come to on the
right side of the street is a bar. The tag is located on the front wall of the
bar, to the right of the entrance.
071. EL CORONA: UNDER GREEN SLANTED ROOFTOP OF XXX SHOP
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then
turn right. Cross the train tracks, and take the second right opposite the
entrance to the airport. On the corner on the right side of the street is a
pink XXX shop with a green slanted roof. The tag is located on the wall of the
XXX shop, under the slanted green rooftop.
072. EL CORONA: SIDE OF GREEN FENCE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then
turn right. Cross the train tracks, and take the second right opposite the
entrance to the airport. Head west along this road, and after the first right
turn, there is a green fence shortly after on the right side of the road. The
tag is located on the green fence.
073. EL CORONA: ON SIDE OF HOUSE IN VAGOS TERRITORY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then
turn right. Cross the train tracks, and take the second right opposite the
entrance to the airport. Head west along this road, and take the first right.
Head along this road and turn left. Along the right side of the road is a row
of houses. The tag is located on the side of the easternmost house (the first
house on the right).
074. IDLEWOOD: ON WALL IN MIDDLE OF FLOOD-CONTROL AREA
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the third left, and head south. A little further up is a road that crosses
over the flood control area. Go through the opening in the wall on the left
side of the bridge, and head down into the flood control area. The tag is on
the wall in the middle of the flood control area straight ahead.
075. PERSHING SQUARE: SIDE OF LOS SANTOS POLICE DEPARTMENT HEADQUARTERS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. After passing under
the Mulholland Intersection, look on the corner on the right side of the street
and you'll find the Los Santos Police Department Headquarters. You will be able
to spot the tag immediately on the side of the wall.
076. COMMERCE: WALL OF CITY HALL BEHIND FLOWERBED
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. After the first
left turn, look on the left side of the street for the City Hall building. The
tag is located on the wall in the northwest corner, behind a flowerbed.
077. COMMERCE: SIDE OF "LEGAL" BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. After the second
right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll see
a "Legal" building. The tag is on the side of this building.
078. VERONA BEACH: ON WALL AT END OF BALCONY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and cut across to the next road opposite. Look on the corner on the right
side of the street and you'll see some steps leading up to a balcony. Head up
the steps and turn right. Follow the balcony round and the tag is located on
the wall at the end.
079. MARKET: ON WALL UNDER FUTURISTIC-LOOKING BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and after the second left (including the first left, almost opposite),
look on the left side of the road for a futuristic-looking building. Head down
the slope and follow the wall around until you find the tag.
080. DOWNTOWN LOS SANTOS: ON WALL NEXT TO TREES IN FOOD COURT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. At the end of the road, look
across the road and you should see some steps leading up into a food court in
front of you. Head up the steps and enter the food court. Head forward to the
two trees at the back, and the tag is located on the wall to the left of the
trees.
081. DOWNTOWN LOS SANTOS: ON WALL BEHIND PILLAR OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Look on the left side of the street of the first
corner you come to, and look behind the pillars just before the corner. The
tag is located on the wall behind the last one.
082. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: BACK WALL OF CAR PARK UNDER INTERSECTION
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Turn right into the car park shortly after passing
under the intersection, and head to the wall at the back. The tag is on the
wall in the northwest corner.
083. TEMPLE: SIDE OF SMALL BUILDING ON STREET CORNER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through
the Mulholland Intersection, and after the fifth left turn, look on the corner
on the left side of the street, next to the fifth left turn. The tag is on the
side of a small building on the corner.
084. TEMPLE: ON SIDE WALL OF YELLOW BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through
the Mulholland Intersection, and take the fourth left. After turning left, look
on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll easily see the tag on
the side of the yellow building.
085. MARKET: SIDE OF BUILDING ON STREET CORNER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and take the third left. Immediately after turning, look on the cor-
ner, on the right side of the road and you'll see the tag on the side of the
building on the street corner.
086. MARKET: UNDER AWNING ON LEDGE OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and take the fourth left. Turn left again when you can, and look on
the corner on the right side of the street. Climb on to the ledge on the side
of the building, and the tag is on the wall under the awning.
087. MARKET: ROOF OF BUILDING BEHIND PALM TREE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and then the second left. Head west along this road and take the third
left. Turn left and then left again. Look on the left side of the road for a
palm tree shortly after turning. Behind the palm tree is a rooftop. Use the
base of the palm tree to climb on to the rooftop, and the tag is on the wall
on the left.
088. MARINA: ON WALL OF DOCK NEAR WATER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and then the second left. Head west along this road and after the fourth
left turn, look along the left side of the road for a gap between two apart-
ments. Go through the gap, and down the steps on the right. The tag is on the
stone wall at the bottom of the steps.
089. RODEO: ON WALL BEHIND HUGE "RANCH" BILLBOARD
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and then the second left. Head west along this road and take the fifth
left. Shortly after, look on the right side of the road for a "Ranch" bill-
board. The tag is located on the wall behind the "Ranch" billboard.
090. RODEO: ON WALL OF "VINYL COUNTDOWN" MUSIC STORE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. After the third left
turn, look along the right side of the road for an orange "Vinyl Countdown"
store. The tag is on the side of the store.
091. SANTA MARIA BEACH: ROOF OF BUILDING AT END OF "YACHT HARBOUR PIER"
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head on to the long wooden pier on Santa Maria Beach,
and head to the end. Turn left at the end of the pier, and go behind the low
building next to the ferris wheel. Use the steps to get on to the roof of the
low building, and the tag is on the wall on the left at the top of the steps.
092. SANTA MARIA BEACH: UNDER AWNING OUTSIDE ROW OF SHOPS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head to the row of shops just east of the "Yacht
Harbour Pier", behind the Pay 'N' Spray, and you'll find the tag under an
awning on the back wall.
093. MARINA: BUILDING ON STREET CORNER BEHIND PIER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and look along the
right side of the road for another pier just east of the "Yacht Harbour Pier".
The tag is located on the building on the street corner behind the pier.
094. VERONA BEACH: SIDE OF BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and as the road
curves south towards Los Santos International, look on the corner on the left
side of the street. The tag is on the side of the building.
095. VERDANT BLUFFS: ON WALL ON ROOFTOP OF GREEN BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and as the road
curves south towards Los Santos International, turn left. Head east along this
road, and take the first right you come to. Follow the winding road until it
stops. Directly ahead of you is a huge green building. Use the ramp on the
north side of the building to get to the roof, and the tag is on the wall at
the top of the ramp.
096. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: SIDE OF CONTROL TOWER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first left on to the main road. Follow the main road west and then follow
it south until you reach Los Santos International. Head to the huge dome-
shaped building in the middle of the airport, and then head east again to the
control tower. The tag is located on the south side of the control tower.
097. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: ON LEDGE ABOVE TUNNEL
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and follow the road
as it curves south. Continue following the road until you reach a tunnel that
runs along the southernmost road around Los Santos International. On the left
side of the road is a ledge leading to another ledge at the top of the tunnel.
Head up the ledge, and the tag is on the wall at the top.
098. WILLOWFIELD: ABOVE SHELTER-LIKE BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the
green support beams and take the first right. Cross the train tracks and turn
left. After turning left, look on the corner on the right side of the street.
There are three shelter-like buildings on the corner. The tag is located above
the first one on the right.
099. DOWNTOWN LOS SANTOS: ON WALL BEHIND PILLAR
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. After the first left turn, there is a small open area
just before the road slopes upwards. Go into the small area and look behind
the wall on the left to find the tag.
100. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: SIDE OF SUPPORT BEAM
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and turn right at the fork in the road. Follow this road northwest
until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Head down the middle road of the
Mulholland Intersection, and the tag is on the side of the support beam, under
a part of the road that slopes upwards on the right side of the road.
Congratulations, you've just found all 100 gang tags! Now, an AK-47, Sawn-Off
Shotgun, Tec-9 and Molotov Cocktails spawn in the kitchen of your house in
Ganton. This will make certain missions a lot easier! If you have any problems
finding these tags, or you spot any mistakes with the directions, email me and
I'll try to be more specific.
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Around San Fierro are purple camera icons at certain landmarks. You'll need a
camera to find the camera icons as they can only be seen through the viewfinder.
Most of these photo ops are also easier to see at night. There is usually a
camera near the location of the camera icon. I will also list those if I've
found them.
NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the
directions do not make sense.
01. MISSIONARY HILL: IN THE AIR ABOVE SOME GENERATORS
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
south along the main road by the beach that overlooks the ocean in Ocean Flats
and follow the winding road south through Missionary Hill. Take the first right
once you reach the top of Missionary Hill and go down the east side of the
white building on the left. You should see some generators behind a barbrd wire
fence on the right. Use a melee weapon or a car to knock down the fence and
head to the southwest corner of the generators. Use the camera to look up. The
camera icon is in the air above the generators.
02. AVISPA COUNTRY CLUB: IN BELL TOWER ON ROOF OF COUNTRY CLUB
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and take the
first left just after you leave the Ocean Flats area. Head to the back of the
parking lot outside the front entrance of the Avispa Country Club, and go near
the fence of the tennis courts. Look at the bell tower near the roof of the
building that juts out of the middle of the club. The camera icon is near the
roof. There is a camera outside the front entrance of the club if you need it.
03. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: IN FRONT OF BILLBOARD OUTSIDE AIRPORT
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Look for
a billboard with a plane on it above the road that leads to the airport. The
camera icon is in front of the billboard. The camera can be found in the grass
to the right of the billboard.
04. DOWNTOWN: IN FRONT OF CLOCK TOWER FACE ON ROOF OF BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the
right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the
roof. The camera icon is in front of the clock tower face.
05. GARVER BRIDGE: ABOVE STEEL BEAM OF BRIDGE
You'll need a helicopter to get this camera icon, or you'll need access to Las
Venturas. From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right.
Turn right again and follow this road but stop at the end of the road. Turn
to the left and head up the sloping road to get on to the Garver Bridge. If
you don't have access to Las Venturas yet, you'll have to find another way
around. Follow the Garver Bridge until it starts to cross into the desert.
The camera icon is at the top of the second massive red support beam near Las
Venturas. If there's a way to pass the roadblock I haven't found it.
06. EASTER BASIN: ABOVE "XOOMER" SIGN OUTSIDE GAS STATION
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road, but stop just before you reach the
Kincaid Bridge, there is a Xoomer gas station on the left side of the street.
The camera icon is above the rotating X sign outside the gas station.
07. DOHERTY: IN FRONT OF TWO GAS TANKS OUTSIDE "SHADY INDUSTRIES" WAREHOUSE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road, but stop after the second left turn. On
the left side of the street is a "Shady Industries" warehouse. The camera icon
is on the south side of the warehouse, in front of the two white gas tanks.
08. AVISPA COUNTRY CLUB: IN AIR ABOVE TENNIS COURTS
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and take the
first right just after you leave the Ocean Flats area. Head to the back of the
parking lot outside the front entrance of the Avispa Country Club, and go near
the fence of the tennis courts. Enter the tennis courts and the camera icon is
in the air above the tennis courts in the south west corner.
09. CITY HALL: IN FRONT OF BUILDING WITH A DOME ON THE ROOF
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and after
the first left turn look for the City Hall building with a domed roof on the
corner. Run up the grassy slope on the left and look for the camera icon on
the west side of the building, next to the dome.
10. PALISADES: IN RING OF DONUT ON ROOF OF "TUFF NUTS DONUTS"
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. The camera icon is in the ring of the donut
on the roof of the shop.
11. GANT BRIDGE: ABOVE RED BEAM ON SUPPORT STRUCTURE OF BRIDGE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Continue past the donut shop, and head north
towards the Gant Bridge, which runs between the desert and San Fierro. Take
the first left once you reach the Gant Bridge. Once you're on the Gant Bridge,
get out of the car and run past the roadblock. Run down the bridge towards the
huge red structure in the middle. On the right side of the bridge there is a
wooden board you can climb down to. Do so, and walk along the wooden board. At
the end look at the second bar of the tall support structure to find the camera
icon.
12. SAN FIERRO BAY: ABOVE BRIDGE OF TANKER MOORED IN THE BAY
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and follow
the road round until you reach the Gant Bridge. Drive under the Gant Bridge,
and shortly after, look out at the San Fierro Bay to find the tanker moored
there. Fly a helicopter out there, and land near the bridge of the tanker. The
camera icon is in the air just above the bridge of the tanker.
13. ESPLANADE NORTH: IN THE AIR JUST ABOVE A SUBMARINE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and continue heading
north until you reach Esplanade North, where there are rows of piers with
warehouses. Head down the northwest pier and you'll find a submarine. If you
approach from the tanker the submarine will be along the first pier you come
to. The camera icon is in the air just above the submarine.
14. GARVER BRIDGE: BETWEEN TWO STEEL BEAMS OF BRIDGE
You'll need a helicopter to get this camera icon, or you'll need access to Las
Venturas. From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right.
Turn right again and follow this road but stop at the end of the road. Turn
to the left and head up the sloping road to get on to the Garver Bridge. If
you don't have access to Las Venturas yet, you'll have to find another way
around. Follow the Garver Bridge but stop when you reach a roadblock. Zoom in
on the right side of the first support beam a little past the road block. The
camera icon is between two metal bars.
15. EASTER BASIN: IN AIR ABOVE TANKER AT BACK OF NAVAL BASE
This is a hard one to get because it's at the back of the naval base. From your
garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this
road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street
is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and
follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road to the
entrance to the airport and enter. If you don't have a Pilot's Licence yet, you
can park a car by the security booth, and climb over from there. Head to the
runway in the north east corner of the airport and go to the end. From here you
can see the tanker at the back of the naval base. You won't be able to actually
see the camera icon but you will get a confirmation message just for taking a
picture of it.
16. CRANBERRY STATION: UNDER METAL STRUCTURE SURROUNDING PLATFORM
From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite the garage, and
go round to the platform. Above the platform is a metal structure surrounding
the train station. Zoom in on the underneath of the roof to find the camera
icon.
17. KINGS: ON CORNER ROOFTOP OF BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second left. Head west
along this road, and take the first left a little further up. Shortly after you
turn left, look along the right side of the street and on the corner there is
a tall building with a temple-like structure on the roof. The camera icon is
near the top of the roof of the structure.
18. KINGS: IN FRONT OF CHINESE STRUCTURE ON CORNER OF ROOFTOP
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Head west
along this road and just before the third right turn, look on the corner on
the right side of the street to find a white building with a Chinese structure
on the corner of the roof. The camera icon is located in front of the structure
on the corner of the rooftop.
19. KINGS: ABOVE POLE ON ROOF OF HOSPITAL
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on
the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to
find the hospital. Stand on the opposite side of the street and aim the camera
at the very top of the hospital. The camera icon is at the top, above the
second of four poles on the roof.
20. DOWNTOWN: IN MIDDLE OF HELIX STRUCTURE IN BACK ROOM OF BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on
the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to
find the hospital. Continue past the hospital and head north towards Downtown.
Take the first right, and the next left after and look for a white building
with glass doors and windows on the left side of the street, on the corner of
the first left turn. Go through this building to the back room, and you'll find
a double helix structure in the middle of the room. The camera icon is in the
middle of the structure.
21. CALTON HEIGHTS: IN MIDDLE OF AIR ABOVE HALFWAY POINT OF WINDING PATH
From your garage in Doherty, head north, and after the fifth left turn, look
for a curved brick path leading upwards on the left side of the street. Stop
about halfway up, and turn around. Aim the camera and the camera icon should
be right in front of you. If it's not, you either haven't gone up the path
enough, or you've gone too far up.
22. JUNIPER HOLLOW: IN FRONT OF REVOLVING BURGER SIGN OUTSIDE BURGER SHOT
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Continue past the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and
take the first right a little further north. Take the third left after that,
and follow this road north and after the first right, look for a Burger Shot
restaurant on the corner on the right side of the street. The camera icon is
in front of the revolving burger on the roof of the restaurant.
23. CALTON HEIGHTS: IN AIR JUST ABOVE TUNNEL
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the sixth left (excluding the
winding brick path). At the end of this road you should see a tunnel. The
camera icon is just above the entrance of the tunnel.
24. FINANCIAL: IN AIR ABOVE TRANSMITTER ON ROOF OF "VANK HOFF HOTEL"
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the
right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the
roof. Head west from the clock tower, and take the first right. On the corner
is the Vank Hoff Hotel where you can take the valet parking missions. At the
very top of the hotel is a radio transmitter. The camera icon is just above
the transmitter.
25. DOWNTOWN: IN AIR ABOVE STATUE
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on
the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to
find the hospital. Continue past the hospital, head north towards Financial,
and take the third right. On the left side of the street is a square and a tall
statue stands nearby. The camera icon is in the air above the statue
26. FINANCIAL: ABOVE "X" PATTERN ON SIDE OF TALL BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the sixth left (excluding the
winding brick path). At the end of this road you should see a tunnel. Head east
from the tunnel and take the second left. Take the very first right after that
and on the corner as you turn right there is a building with glass windows and
it has an "X" pattern on the side of it. The camera icon is above one of the
Xs about halfway up.
27. ESPLANADE NORTH: IN FRONT OF "PIER 69" SIGN
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the
right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the
roof. Continue north past the long white building until you reach the "Well
Stacked Pizza Co. in Esplanade North. Next to the Well Stacked Pizza Co. is
the Pier 69 sign where the mission "Pier 69" takes place. The camera icon is
in front of the "Pier 69" sign.
28. KINGS: IN AIR ABOVE WAREHOUSE CHIMNEY
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Head west
along this road and just before the third right turn, look on the corner on
the right side of the street to find a white building with a Chinese structure
on the corner of the roof. Opposite the white building with the Chinese
structure (to the west), there is a warehouse on the corner with a tall chimney
on the west side of it. The camera icon is in the air above the chimney.
29. JUNIPER HALL: ABOVE ARCH OF ENTRANCE TO "SUPA SAVE" STORE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and take the second right. Follow the road
you are on east, and after the second left turn, look for a Supa Save store on
the left side of the street. The front entrance doorway of the Supa Save has
an arch above it. The camera icon is just above the arch.
30. CITY HALL: BETWEEN TWO PILLARS ON UPPER PART OF CITY HALL BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and after
the first left turn look for the City Hall building with a domed roof on the
corner. Follow the wall of the building round to the front (east) entrance.
The camera icon is located between two stone pillars on the upper part of the
building.
31. MISSIONARY HILL: IN AIR ABOVE BRIDGE THAT RUNS BETWEEN WHETSTONE AND SF
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and head towards
the bridge that reaches between San Fierro and Mt. Chiliad. The bridge will
have a metal structure around it. The camera icon is above the bridge, but
it's quite high up.
32. FOSTER VALLEY: IN AIR ABOVE CYLINDRICAL BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Follow this road south and take the
first left you come to at the fork in the road. Continue following this road
until you reach the Foster Valley area. There are a row of five cylindrical
buildings in the middle of this area, on the right side of the street. The icon
is on the middle one. You'll need a helicopter to get to it.
33. FOSTER VALLEY: IN AIR ABOVE ROW OF APARTMENTS
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Follow this road south and take the
first left you come to at the fork in the road. Continue following this road
until you reach the Foster Valley area. There are a row of apartments on the
left side of the street. The camera icon is located in the air above the first
apartment on the left.
34. EASTER BAY CHEMICALS: IN AIR ABOVE BRIDGE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Turn
right just before you reach the road leading to the airport, and follow the
road you are on through the Easter Tunnel and towards Easter Bay Chemicals.
After passing Easter Bay Chemicals, take the first left and stop when you reach
the bridge. The camera icon is just above the bridge.
35. EASTER BASIN: IN AIR ABOVE HANGAR NEAR TRAIN TRACKS
From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite, and get on
the train tracks. Follow the train tracks round to the docks in Easter Basin,
where you find the NRG Challenge. The vehicle for the NRG Challenge is found
in a small hangar next to the train tracks. The camera icon is in the air above
the hangar
36. DOHERTY: AT TOP OF YELLOW CRANE ON WASTE GROUND BEHIND YOUR GARAGE
From your garage in Doherty, head to the waste grounds behind the garage. In the
middle of the wasteground is a tall yellow crane. The camera icon is at the very
top of the crane.
37. KINGS: UNDER GREEN AWNING OUTSIDE ENTRANCE TO HOTEL
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little
further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is
a hotel on the right side of the street. The camera icon is located under the
green awning outside the entrance to the hotel.
38. CHINATOWN: IN FRONT OF SIGN OUTSIDE ENTRANCE TO CHINATOWN
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Head west
along this road and just before the third right turn, look on the corner on
the right side of the street to find a white building with a Chinese structure
on the corner of the roof. Head north towards Calton Heights from here, and as
you turn right there is a sign for the entrance to Chinatown. The camera icon
is above the sign.
39. QUEENS: BACK WALL OF HOTEL
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little
further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is
a hotel on the right side of the street. Head behind the hotel and aim the
camera up the back wall of the hotel, where the camera icon is located.
40. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: BETWEEN TWO GAS TANKS IN NORTHEAST CORNER OF AIRPORT
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow
the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't
have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth
and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into
the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the east side and look for
three white gas tanks in a row. They are located a little southeast of the
control tower. The camera icon is between the second and third gas tank.
41. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: IN AIR ABOVE CONTROL TOWER
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow
the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't
have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth
and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into
the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the northeast corner where
the control tower is located. The camera icon is above the control tower.
42. QUEENS: IN FRONT OF "HASHBURY FESTIVAL" BANNER
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little
further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is
a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south
and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with
red writing on it. The camera icon is above the banner.
43. QUEENS: OUTSIDE ENTRANCE TO CINEMA
From your garage in Doherty, head north take the first left you come to. Head
west along this road and drive through the tunnel a little further up. Once you
exit the tunnel, after the first right turn, look on the corner on the right
side of the street for a cinema. The camera icon is above the cinema.
44. HASHBURY: ABOVE GRAVESTONES IN CEMETERY
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little
further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is
a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south
and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with
red writing on it. Continue past the banner and head east. Take the third left,
and on the corner on the left side of the street is a cemetery. The camera
icon is above the gravestones on the bottom level.
45. OCEAN FLATS: BASE OF POLE ON ROOF OF BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little
further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is
a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south
and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with
red writing on it. Continue past the banner, head west and take the second
left. On the right side of the street is a white building with a pole on the
roof. The camera icon is at the base of the pole.
46. QUEENS: ABOVE ENTRANCE TO "HIPPY SHOPPER" STORE
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little
further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is
a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south
and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with
red writing on it. Continue past the banner, head west and take the first
right. On the corner as you turn right is the "Hippy Shopper" asset. It has
an orange awning. The camera icon is above the orange awning.
47. ESPLANADE NORTH: IN FRONT OF ROCKS NEAR WELL STACKED PIZZA CO
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the
right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the
roof. Continue north past the long white building until you reach the Well
Stacked Pizza Co. in Esplanade North, and next to the Well Stacked Pizza Co.
is the Pier 69 sign where the mission "Pier 69" takes place. Next to the "Pier
69" sign, there is a carpark. Head there and go near the wooden fence. Straight
ahead you should see a pile of rocks. The camera icon is located in front of
the rocks near the back.
48. GARCIA: NORTHEAST CORNER OF BASEBALL COURT
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Head south along this road and look
for Zero's RC Shop on the right side of the street. Opposite Zero's RC Shop is
a car park, and behind that is a baseball court. The camera icon is in the
northeast corner of the baseball court.
49. GARCIA: IN FRONT OF "FINAL BUILD CONSTRUCTION" SIGN
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west
along this road and take the second left. Head south along this road and look
for Zero's RC Shop on the right side of the street. Continue past Zero's RC
Shop, head south and take the second right. Along this road you should see a
construction site on the left. The camera icon is in front of the white "Final
Build Construction" sign on the west side of the site.
50. DOWNTOWN: IN AIR BETWEEN TWO SKYSCRAPERS
From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on
the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to
find the hospital. Opposite the hospital are two skyscrapers. The camera icon
is between the two skyscrapers.
Congratulations, you've just found all 50 Photo Ops! Now, a Shotgun, Micro-SMG,
Sniper Rifle and Grenades will spawn outside your garage in Doherty. Each photo
taken is worth $100, which equals a total of $5000 for all 50 Photo Ops, and
you'll also get another $100000 after finding all Photos. If you have any
problems finding these Photo Ops, or you spot any mistakes with the directions,
email me and I'll try to be more specific.
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Around Las Venturas are 50 silver Horseshoes. They increase your luck at
gambling in the casinos which will make it easier to win money. To get most of
these horseshoes, you'll need a helicopter unless you have the Jetpack, which
you can get by completing the mission "Black Project" for The Truth.
NOTE 1: Most of the directions for these Horseshoes are for if you don't have
the Jetpack yet. However, there are some Horseshoes where you MUST use a
Jetpack or a helicopter to reach it.
NOTE 2: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the
directions do not make sense.
01. PRICKLE PINE: UNDER ARCHWAY OUTSIDE FRONT OF HOUSE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North after the ninth left.
Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up.
Turn left again shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Head to
the two houses in the southwest corner of Prickle Pine. The Horseshoe is
located under an archway outside one of the two houses.
02. CAMEL'S TOE: ROOF OF PYRAMID-SHAPED BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second
right. On the corner on the right side of the street after the first right turn
you come to is a tall glass pyramid building. The Horseshoe is located at the
very top of the building. You can get up there on foot or use a Jetpack.
03. EMERALD ISLE: ROOFTOP OF GIFT SHOP
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip until you
reach the fork in the road that's just south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Take
the left road at the fork (you'll be driving against oncoming traffic at this
point), and take the first left almost immediately after. After turning, look
on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll see a gift shop. The
Horseshoe is located on the roof of this building, so you'll need a helicopter
or a Jetpack.
04. ROCA ESCALANTE: ROOFTOP OF "EROTIC WEDDING CHAPEL" BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take
the fifth right opposite the Visage Casino. Head east and turn left. Head north
along this road and take the second right. Head east again and after the first
left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street and you'll find
the "Erotic Wedding Chapel" building. The Horseshoe is located on the roof of
this building. There is a small object on the front (north) side of this build-
ing that you can jump from to reach the roof instead of using a Jetpack or
helicopter.
05. YELLOW BELL GOLF COURSE: IN FRONT OF WINDOW ON ROOF OF GOLF CLUB
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come
off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again
shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Follow the road around
until you reach the Yellow Bell Golf Course on the north side of Prickle Pine.
Head to the small roundabout on the east side of the golf club, and climb on
to the roof of the golf club. The Horseshoe is on the other side of the roof,
in front of a small window on the right.
06. ROCKSHORE WEST: BEHIND LOW HOUSE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left.
Turn right a little further up, and cross over the Julius Thruway South. Once
you come off the bridge, turn right and head west along this road. On the left
side of the street, there are a row of single-storey houses. The Horseshoe is
located behind the third house on the left. Go behind the house and climb over
the wall to find it.
07. THE CLOWN'S POCKET: ON ROOF OF "THE CLOWN'S POCKET" CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the fifth left
turn, the "Clown's Pocket" Casino is on the right side of the road, along with
a car park. Run over to the far right corner of the car park, and climb on to
the hedge. Use the hedge to climb on to the stone wall and carefully walk along
the stone wall to the other side, and climb on to the roof. Turn the corner up
ahead, and walk around to the side of the pink and white roof structure. You
will have to jump just past the rooftop structure and land on another section
of the roof to the right. When you've done that, run around to the front of the
rooftop structure where you'll find the Horseshoe.
08. ROCA ESCALANTE: IN GUITAR SHAPED SWIMMING POOL OUTSIDE V-ROCK HOTEL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take
the seventh right. Head east and take the second left. Head north along this
road and on the right side of the street is the V-Rock Hotel across the train
tracks. Go down the alley between the train tracks and a loading bay, and turn
the corner. Climb over the wire fence and turn the next corner where you'll
find some stairs. Head up the stairs and run round to the back of the hotel
where you'll find a guitar-shaped swimming pool. The Horseshoe is in the middle
of the swimming pool.
09. ROCKSHORE EAST: ABOVE DUMPSTER BEHIND BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right.
Head east along this road and take the fourth right. Follow this road south and
take the first left you come to. Cross the bridge that runs over Julius Thruway
South, and turn left. Follow this road until you reach the tracks tracks. Cross
the train tracks and head into the compound opposite. Head to the building in
the southeast corner and look for a dumpster on the south side of the building.
The Horseshoe is located above the dumpster.
10. ROCA ESCALANTE: NEXT TO TRAIN TRACKS THAT RUN UNDERGROUND
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take
the fifth right opposite the Visage Casino. Head east and turn left. Head north
along this road and take the second right. Head east again and take the second
left. Head north and on the right side of the street is a train track. Follow
the wire fence north until you reach a small opening in a wall that allows you
to get on the tracks. Follow the tracks south and enter the tunnel further up.
A little further along you will find the Horseshoe on the right side of the
track.
11. ROYALE CASINO: THIRD FLOOR OF MULTI-STOREY CAR PARK
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right.
Head east along this road and after the first right turn, there is a multi-
storey car park on the right side of the street. Enter the car park and head to
the third floor, where you'll find the Horseshoe in the northwest corner,
behind a road leading to the next floor.
12. JULIUS THRUWAY NORTH: IN CAR PARK IN FRONT OF ROW OF GARAGES
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the ninth left.
After turning left, there is a car park on the right side of the street. Drive
into the car park and drive to the right, past the motel. At the end, turn
right and drive to the wall at the back of the car park, where you'll find the
Horseshoe.
13. REDSANDS EAST: ON ROOFTOP OF BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the eighth left.
Head west along this road, turn left and then right immediately after. Continue
heading west along this road and on the right side of the street, just after
the bridge is a low building behind a hedge. Use the tiled rooftop to climb on
to the roof of the building, and the Horseshoe is located straight ahead of
you, in the middle of the rooftop.
14. THE EMERALD ISLE: ROOFTOP OF TALL BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the eighth left.
Head west along this road and take the first right. Turn right again at the end
of this road and then left. Take the next right again a little further up, and
the building where the Horseshoe is located is on the right side of the street.
It's a very tall building, so you'll need a helicopter or a Jetpack to get to
it.
15. LAS VENTURAS AIRPORT: AGAINST BACK WALL OF AIRPORT TERMINAL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, drive round to the
back (west) side of the terminal and you'll find the Horseshoe against the back
wall.
16. BLACKFIELD INTERSECTION: BEHIND "SUMO" BUILDING IN DEPOT COMPOUND
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left.
Head west along this road and turn right at the end of the road. Turn left
again almost immediately after, and cross the bridge that crosses over the
Harry Gold Parkway. Continue heading west, and take the second left turn. On
the corner on the right side of the street after you turn left is the LVA
Freight Depot. Follow the wall a little further and enter the depot through
the opening in the wall. Go right to the back of the compound straight ahead,
and the Horseshoe is located behind the "Sumo" building with the orange roof
slightly to the right.
17. REDSANDS EAST: BALCONY OF MOTEL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and shortly after the
sixth left turn, there is a big "Motel" sign on the left side of the street.
Go under the "Motel" sign and into the motel car park. Climb onto the ledge
of the platform on the right, and go on to the balcony. Climb onto the next
low platform on the right again, and from here, climb up to the roof above
you. Run forward and turn left where you will see another floor of the motel.
Go down the balcony on the right where you'll find the Horseshoe.
18. PIRATES IN MEN'S PANTS: IN FRONT OF SKULL STATUE NEAR HOTEL ENTRANCE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left
turn, the PIMP (Pirates In Men's Pants) Hotel is on the left side of the
street. Follow the walkway across the water outside the hotel and round to the
front entrance. To the right of the entrance is a small rock in the water that
you can climb on. Do so, and then jump on to the small wooden platform next to
the rock. Jump on to the next section of the platform, next to the structure
nearby, and then jump on to another small rock next to it. Again, jump on to
the next platform from the rock, and then on to the final rocky platform.
Follow the rocky platform (being careful not to fall in the water) until you
reach the grassy platform where the Horseshoe is waiting in front of a skull
statue.
19. COME-A-LOT: ON ROOF STRUCTURE OF COME-A-LOT CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and just before the first
right turn, the Come-A-Lot Casino is on the right side of the street. Get a
helicopter and fly over to the Come-A-Lot Casino. Fly past the first two red
structures on the left and right side of the roof, and then past the two blue
structures on the left and right side of the roof. Behind the blue structure on
the left is an orange roof structure. To the left of the orange roof structure
is a small circular platform. Land the helicopter on the circular platform,
being careful not to crash into the building right next to you. Hop out of the
helicopter and grab the Horseshoe in the middle of the platform.
20. THE FOUR DRAGONS CASINO: ROOF OF GARAGE BEHIND CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first right.
Follow this road round to the south side of the Four Dragons Casino and on the
right side of the street is a garage on the back wall of the casino. Get a heli
copter or the Jetpack and land on the roof of the garage. The Horseshoe is in
the far right corner of the rooftop.
21. PRICKLE PINE: IN SHALLOW POOL SURROUNDED BY APARTMENT
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North after the ninth left.
Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up.
Turn left again shortly after and head west along this road. Turn right at the
end of this road and head north. As the road curves left (west), there is an
apartment on the corner on the right side of the street. Climb over the wire
fence, and run past the first apartment on the left. The pool is just up ahead,
in the middle of the circle of apartments.
22. GREENGLASS COLLEGE: ON CIRCULAR PLATFORM OUTSIDE COLLEGE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right when you
reach the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway, and when
the thruway curves north, look across the left side of the thruway to find the
Greenglass College. Drive your vehicle through the wire fence and head to the
wide circular platform in the middle of the compound. The Horseshoe lies in the
middle of the platform outside the college.
23. CREEK: AT END OF ALLEY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take
the seventh right. Head east and take the second left. Head north along this
road and turn right just before the train tracks. Turn left at the end of this
road and then right again outside the V-Rock Hotel. Cross the bridge that runs
over the Julius Thruway East, and take the second left. Head into the car park,
and look on the right corner of the row of shops straight ahead where you will
find a "Gaulle" shop. Head down the alley on the right side of the shop. The
Horseshoe is located at the end of the alley.
24. OLD VENTURAS STRIP: ON LEDGE ABOVE DRIVE-THRU OF STEAKHOUSE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth right.
Head east along this road and at the end of the road directly in front of you
is the "Venturas Steaks" steakhouse. To the left of the steakhouse is a narrow
ledge above a drive-thru that runs between the steakhouse and a Cluckin' Bell
restaurant. The Horseshoe is on the ledge, and you can easily climb on to it to
get the Horseshoe.
25. LAS VENTURAS AIRPORT: IN MIDDLE OF THE AIRPORT, NEAR THE RUNWAY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north
east side of the airport and the Horseshoe is to the right of the runway.
26. THE CAMEL'S TOE: ON LEDGE THAT SURROUNDS PYRAMID-SHAPED BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second
right. On the corner on the right side of the street after the first right turn
you come to is a tall glass pyramid building. Head round to the east side of
the pyramid-shaped building and the Horseshoe is on the ledge above you that
surrounds the building. It's possible to land a helicopter there, but it's very
tricky, so if you don't have the Jetpack you'll have to hover as close to the
ledge as you can and jump out on to the ledge. Otherwise, use the Jetpack to
get this Horseshoe easily.
27. PILSON INTERSECTION: ON EDGE OF NARROW WALL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and follow it all the
way round to the Pilson Intersection in the northwest corner of Las Venturas.
Take the first right you come to onto the Pilson Intersection, and stop on the
curve. Park a car next to the wall, and use the car to jump onto the roof of
the restaurant below you on the right. Head to the far right corner of the
restaurant and carefully drop down on to the narrow wall below. You can pos-
ition the camera above you, and line yourself up with the wall. Carefully walk
forward to the edge of the wall and grab the Horseshoe.
28. LAS VENTURAS AIRPORT: ABOVE THE GROUND IN NORTHWEST CORNER OF AIRPORT
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left.
Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold
Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after,
and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north
west corner where you'll find the Horseshoe. It's west of the end of the run
way.
29. LAS VENTURAS: UNDER "WELCOME TO LAS VENTURAS" SIGN
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and follow it all the
way round to the Pilson Intersection in the northwest corner of Las Venturas.
Take the first left you come to onto the Pilson Intersection, and follow the
road out to the outskirts of town. Just before you reach the railroad tracks,
the "Welcome to Las Venturas" sign will be in the middle of the road on a dirt
path. The Horseshoe is located under the sign, between two poles.
30. RANDOLPH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE: NEXT TO SUPPORT BEAM UNDER BRIDGE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and after the first
left turn, the Randolph Industrial Estate is on the left side of the road. Get
out of the car and head past the trees. Climb over the low wall surrounding
the Randolph Industrial Estate and head south. Head right to the back of the
Randolph Industrial Estate and climb over another low wall. Head under the
bridge to the left, where you'll find the Horseshoe next to a support beam.
31. COME-A-LOT: BETWEEN ROOFTOP STRUCTURES ON TOP OF TALL SIGN
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head to the Come-A-Lot Casino across
the road from the Four Dragons Casino, and head along the road in front of you
towards the casino. Shortly after driving onto that road, there is a very tall
sign on the right side of the street in a parking lot. The Horseshoe is at the
very top of this sign, in between two rooftop structures. It's possible to land
a helicopter there, but it's very tricky, so if you don't have the Jetpack, you
will have to hover just above the rooftop structures and jump onto the small
space between the two rooftop structures. Otherwise, use the Jetpack to get the
Horseshoe easily.
32. JULIUS THRUWAY EAST: ON THE SIDE OF "VICTIM" BILLBOARD
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Julius Thruway and follow the road
round to the Julius Thruway East. After you pass under the fifth bridge, there
is a "Victim" billboard on the left side of the road behind a "Well Stacked
Pizza Co." restaurant. The Horseshoe is above you on the billboard. If you
don't have a Jetpack yet, this will be a tricky Horseshoe to reach. Get a
helicopter and fly over to the billboard. You will have to hover just above
the ledge where the Horseshoe is located, and drop down to it from above.
Otherwise, use the Jetpack to get this Horseshoe easily.
33. LAS VENTURAS: ROOF OF WEDDING CHAPEL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right.
Head east along this road and take the second right. Follow this road south,
and take the third left. Shortly after turning left there is a wedding chapel
on the right side of the street. Get out of your car and climb onto the roof
of the wedding chapel where you'll find the Horseshoe.
34. PRICKLE PINE: NEXT TO ENTRANCE TO TENNIS COURT
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and
follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North after the ninth left.
Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up.
Turn left again shortly after and head west along this road. Turn right at the
end of this road and head north. As the road curves left (west), there is an
apartment on the corner on the right side of the street. Climb over the wire
fence, and head to the tennis courts in the northeast corner. Go between the
two rows of tennis courts and the Horseshoe is located at the back of the
fourth tennis court on the right.
35. THE EMERALD ISLE: AGAINST WALL IN SMALL ENCLOSURE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork
in the road on the eighth left turn. Shortly after there is a "Strain Hard"
billboard on the left side of the street. Climb over the wall next to the bill
board and the Horseshoe is on the right, by the wall.
36. REDSANDS WEST: ON LEDGE BEHIND CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth left.
Head west along this road and turn right at the end. Turn left shortly after,
and continue heading west. After the first right turn, there is a steakhouse on
the corner on the right side of the street. Drive up to the front of the steak
house, and get out of your car. Go between the narrow gap down the left side of
the steakhouse and climb onto the hedge. From here, climb onto the roof of the
steakhouse, and the Horseshoe is on the ledge on the left behind the casino.
37. LVA FREIGHT DEPOT: BOTTOM OF SLOPE OUTSIDE LOADING BAY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left.
Head west along this road and turn right at the end of the road. Turn left
again almost immediately after, and cross the bridge that crosses over the
Harry Gold Parkway. Continue heading west, and take the second left turn. On
the corner on the right side of the street after you turn left is the LVA
Freight Depot. Follow the wall a little further and enter the depot through
the opening in the wall. Head to the south side of the depot, and go behind the
building. The Horseshoe is at the bottom of one of the slopes outside the
loading bays.
38. ROCKSHORE WEST: NEXT TO DUSTBIN BEHIND LOW HOUSE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left.
Turn right a little further up, and cross over the Julius Thruway South. Once
you come off the bridge, turn right and on the right side of the street on the
corner is low house. Go through the opening in the wall outside the house, and
head round the back where you'll find the Horseshoe next to a dustbin.
39. STARFISH CASINO: ON LEDGE ABOVE ROW OF SHOPS
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fifth right.
Head west along this road and turn left at the end. Turn right again shortly
after, and continue heading west. Turn right again at the end of the road, and
on the left side of the street is an opening to a large open area of shops. Go
through the opening and turn left up ahead. Straight ahead of you once you've
turned left is a row of shops in the left corner. The Horseshoe is on the ledge
above the row of shops. Get a helicopter and land on the roof of the shops, and
from there you can drop down to the ledge.
40. WHITEWOOD ESTATES: BEHIND WAREHOUSE NEXT TO SINDACCO ABATTOIR
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south, and turn right onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and folllow it
round to the Julius Thruway West. Once you reach the Julius Thruway West, head
north and take the first left you come to when you reach Blackfield. Turn left
again shortly after and then right. Head north along this road and after the
second left turn, there is an opening in a wall on the left side of the street
leading to the Sindacco Abattoir. Go behind the Sindacco Abattoir, and then go
behind the warehouse on the left and you'll find the Horseshoe.
41. THE EMERALD ISLE: BEHIND POLE AT END OF ALLEY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork
south of the Emerald Isle Casino (you'll be heading against oncoming traffic).
Take the second right and on the left side of the street is a "Cok-O-Pops" bill
board. Go through the car wash on the left below the billboard and turn right.
Turn right again immediately when you exit the carwash and head down the narrow
alley. The Horseshoe is at the end of the alley, behind a blue pole.
42. REDSANDS EAST: IN ALLEYWAY BEHIND LOADING BAYS
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh
left. Head west along this road and on the right side of the street there is a
steel door, next to a multi-storey car park, leading to a small alley. Climb
over the steel door and head down the alley. Turn left into the next alley you
come to and the Horseshoe is right in front of you.
43. COME-A-LOT: HIDDEN UNDER SMALL ALCOVE ON BALCONY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right.
Head east along this road and take the third right. Shortly after turning
right, there are two alleyways on the right side of the street. One is almost
on the corner and another one is a little further up. Go down the one a little
further up, and go up the steps. Turn right and go up another set of steps.
Move right along the rooftop, and stick to the ledge. Position the camera above
you and line yourself up with the three balconies below you. The Horseshoe is
hidden under a small alcove on the middle balcony. You'll need to drop down
from the rooftop to reach it.
44. STARFISH CASINO: IN ALLEYWAY NEXT TO MULTI-STOREY CAR PARK
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth right.
Head east along this road and shortly after on the right side of the street is
is a low white building next to a tall red multi-storey car. Between the two is
a alleyway. Go down the alleyway, and the Horseshoe is in the corner at the
end.
45. KACC MILITARY FUELS: IN ALLEYWAY BEHIND HANGAR
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the
fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and
take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the
first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge
that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn
right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels
compound. You can either get a military vehicle to be able to access the
compound, or fly a helicopter over. Either way, when you're inside the com-
pound, land in the parking lot, and head over to the left (west) side of the
compound. Enter the hangar and make your way to the back. Head through the exit
at the back and turn right. The Horseshoe is on the left, tucked into the
corner.
46. OLD VENTURAS STRIP: IN FRONT OF "CASINO" SIGN
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take
the fifth right opposite the Visage Casino. Head east and turn left. Head north
along this road and take the third right. After turning right, there is a long
casino on the left side of the street with yellow lights, and above it is a
"CASINO" sign. The Horseshoe is front of the sign. You'll need a Jetpack to get
to it, but if you don't have a Jetpack, you'll have to get a helicopter and
land on the roof to the left of the "CASINO" sign. From there, you can go along
the front of the sign and get the Horseshoe easily.
47. REDSANDS WEST: TOP OF STACK OF CONTAINERS IN OPEN COMPOUND
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth left.
Head west along this road and turn right at the end. Turn left shortly after,
and continue heading west. Take the second right, and head north along this
road. After the first right turn, there is an opening in a tall stone wall that
leads to an open compound. Go through the opening, and head to the left. Go
behind the stacked containers on the left and head to the wall at the back.
Park your car against the wall and climb on to the wall. Carefully walk for-
ward along the wall and climb up to the container on the left. The Horseshoe is
right in front of you.
48. THE VISAGE: ON ROCKS UNDER MIDDLE WATERFALL OUTSIDE CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the fourth left
turn, The Visage Casino is on the left side of the street. Outside the Visage
Casino, there is a long waterfall. Head around to the front entrance of the
casino, and run up the back wall of the waterfall. The Horseshoe is located on
the rocks under the middle waterfall.
49. WHITEWOOD ESTATES: IN THE AIR ABOVE BUSHES OUTSIDE BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south, and turn right onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and folllow it
round to the Julius Thruway West. Once you reach the Julius Thruway West, head
north and take the first left you come to when you reach Blackfield. Turn left
again shortly after and then left again. After turning left, there is a long,
white building on the right side of the street. The Horseshoe is in the air
above the bushes on the northeast corner of the building.
50. BLACKFIELD CHAPEL: ROOFTOP OF CHAPEL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second left.
Head west along this road and cross the bridge that runs over the Harry Gold
Parkway. Turn left, head south, and turn right at the end of the road. Turn
left again shortly after, and follow this road south until you reach the Black
field chapel. On the right side of the street is the chapel where the Horse-
shoe is located. Follow the road and turn right, and straight ahead of you is
the chapel. The Horseshoe is located on the roof of the chapel. Use the sloping
rooftop to reach it.
Congratulations, you've just found all 50 Horseshoes! Now, an SMG, M4, Combat
Shotgun, and Satchel Charges will spawn outside the Four Dragons Casino. Each
Horseshoe collected is worth $100 and you'll get an extra $100000 for
collecting all the Horseshoes. If you have any problems finding these
Horseshoes, or you spot any mistakes with the directions, email me and I'll
try to be more specific.
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| 19. Oyster Locations (SAOYL) |
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Scattered around San Andreas are white Oysters which can only be found under
water. They boost your Sex Appeal and Lung Capacity, which is needed to
complete certain missions.
NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the
directions do not make sense.
01. VERDANT BLUFFS: IN WATER NEAR ROCK TUNNEL
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and follow the road
as it curves south until you reach a rocky tunnel. The Oyster is in the water
to the west of the rocky tunnel.
02. MULHOLLAND: IN MADD DOGG'S POOL OUTSIDE HIS MANSION
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through
the Mulholland Intersection, and take the first right after you come off the
intersection. Follow this curving road and once it curves west, look along the
left side of the road for a brick path. Follow the brick path but stop on the
first curve. Climb over the brick wall and Madd Dogg's pool is straight in
front of you.
03. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: IN THE WATER AT END OF STONE PIER ON BEACH
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. There is a beach on the right side of the street. Head there and
then head to the stone pier nearby. The Oyster is in the water at the end of
the pier.
04. OCEAN DOCKS: IN WATER AT BOTTOM OF DOCK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow
this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses
over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around
to the south east corner of the docks. Go down the steps leading down to
another dock, and the Oyster is in the water at the bottom of the dock.
05. OCEAN DOCKS: IN WATER UNDER A BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow
this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses
over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around
to the bridge on the south side of Ocean Docks. The Oyster is in the water
under a bridge.
06. OCEAN DOCKS: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow
this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses
over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around
until you reach another bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge.
07. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: IN THE WATER IN THE SOUTHWEST CORNER OF AIRPORT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and follow the road
as it curves south. Continue following the road until you reach a tunnel that
runs along the southernmost road around Los Santos International. The Oyster is
in the water around the entrance to the tunnel.
08. VERONA BEACH: IN WATER BETWEEN TWO SMALL WOODEN BRIDGES
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and look along the
right side of the road for another pier just east of the "Yacht Harbour Pier".
From the start of the pier, head right and head across the beach until you
reach two small wooden bridges. The Oyster is in the water between the two
wooden bridges.
09. MARINA: IN WATER AROUND MARINA
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and then the second left. Head west along this road and after the fourth
left turn, look along the left side of the road for a gap between two apart-
ments. Go through the gap, and down the steps on the right. Jump into the water
at the bottom of the steps, and swim south for a few seconds until you reach
the Oyster.
10. SANTA MARIA BEACH: IN WATER AROUND LIGHTHOUSE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Head to the pier in the south west corner of Santa
Maria Beach. The Oyster is in the water at the end of the pier.
11. GLEN PARK: IN POND UNDER BRIDGE THAT RUNS OVER PARK
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. The Oyster is in the water under the
bridge.
12. FISHER'S LAGOON: IN WATER NEAR BEACH
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East
Beach, and turn left when you reach Palomino Creek. This Oyster is located
in the water around Fisher's Lagoon, in the southwest corner of Palomino
Creek.
13. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER THE FREDERICK BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East
Beach, continue heading north through Red County, and towards the northeast
corner of Los Santos where the Frederick Bridge is. The Oyster is in the
water under the Frederick Bridge. Note that it's possible to get this Oyster
if you haven't unlocked Las Venturas yet.
14. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East
Beach, and follow this road into Palomino Creek. Take the northern road out
of Palomino Creek, and take the first left. A little further up is a bridge
and the Oyster is located under the bridge.
15. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East
Beach, and follow this road into Palomino Creek. Take the western road out
of Palomino Creek, and follow this road through the countryside. Take the
last left before you reach Blueberry, and a little further up is another
bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge.
16. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER AROUND FLINT INTERSECTION
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north but stop when the road curves right. The Oyster is in the water around
this curve, just before you reach the Flint Intersection.
17. WHETSTONE: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road until you reach a bridge with a
metal structure around it. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge.
18. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER WOODEN BRIDGE
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round. Just before the road curves north east, head down the cliff a
little south west of the road and you'll see a wooden bridge below. The Oyster
is in the water under the wooden bridge.
19. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER WOODEN BRIDGE
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round. Just before the road curves north east, head down the cliff a
little south west of the road and you'll see a wooden bridge below. Jump in the
water below the bridge, and swim south for a few seconds until you reach
another wooden bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the wooden bridge.
20. MOUNT CHILIAD: IN WATER NEAR BRIDGE THAT RUNS BETWEEN WHETSTONE AND SF
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first left. Take the next right and follow this road around Mount
Chiliad until you reach the bridge that runs between Whetstone and San Fierro.
The Oyster is in the water around the north west corner of Mount Chiliad.
21. THE PANOPTICON: IN WATER NEAR SHORELINE
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge. Continue following this
road until you reach Blueberry Acres, and turn left just before you cross the
Martin Bridge. As the road curves to the left, jump in the water on the right.
The Oyster is located in the water nearby.
22. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and you will reach another bridge a little further up when the
road curves left. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge.
23. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and shortly after is a bridge. The Oyster is
in the water under the bridge.
24. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER TRAIN TRACKS
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Shortly after is a bridge, and under the bridge is a train track
that leads back to Los Santos. Go down to the train tracks and follow them east
for a few seconds until the train tracks form a bridge into the tunnel that
leads back to Los Santos. The Oyster is in the water under the train tracks.
25. FLINT INTERSECTION: IN WATER UNDER INTERSECTION THAT LEADS BACK TO LS
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. The intersection heads northeast
back to Los Santos (the road forms a bridge). The Oyster is in the water under
the bridge.
26. GANT BRIDGE: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Heights. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Continue past the donut shop, and head north
towards the Gant Bridge, which runs between the desert and San Fierro. Take
the first left once you reach the Gant Bridge, and follow the road round to
the start of the bridge. The Oyster is located in the water under the Gant
Bridge.
27. EASTER BASIN: IN WATER UNDER TANKER AT BACK OF NAVAL BASE
Make sure you have a fast getaway boat or car before attempting to get this
Oyster. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head
west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the
corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra
Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading
to the airport. Head north along this road and just before you reach the Garver
Bridge, look along the right side of the street to find the naval base. Get a
boat and head around to the back of the naval base. As you approach the naval
base, you'll get a five-star wanted level so you'll need to be quick. Dive in
the water and swim under the tanker where you'll find the Oyster.
28. EASTER BASIN: IN WATER NEXT TO SOUTHEAST CORNER OF TANKER
From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite, and get on
the train tracks. Follow the train tracks round to the docks in Easter Basin,
and stop when you reach a small hangar on the left. Next to the hangar is a
freight liner in the northeast corner. The Oyster is located in the water in
the southeast corner of the tanker.
29. SAN FIERRO BAY: EAST SIDE OF TANKER MOORED IN THE BAY
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Heights. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and follow
the road round until you reach the Gant Bridge. Drive under the Gant Bridge,
and shortly after, look out at the San Fierro Bay to find the tanker moored
there. Fly a helicopter out there or swim over to it, and the Oyster is under
the water on the east side of the tanker.
30. SAN FIERRO: IN WATER UNDER WEST SIDE OF TANKER MOORED IN THE BAY
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the
right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the
roof. Continue north past the long white building until you reach the Well
Stacked Pizza Co. in Esplanade North. North east of the Well Stacked Pizza Co.
is a tanker moored in the bay. Fly a helicopter out there, or swim over to
it, and the Oyster is located in the water under the west side of the tanker.
31. MISSIONARY HILL: IN POOL OF WATER BEHIND AVISPA COUNTRY CLUB
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Heights. Head
south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, until you reach
the Avispa Country Club. Head behind the Avispa Country Club and the Oyster
is located in a pool of water.
32. GARVER BRIDGE: BOTTOM OF OCEAN FLOOR UNDER BRIDGE
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right. Turn right
again and follow this road but stop at the end of the road. Turn to the left
and head up the sloping road to get on to the Garver Bridge. If you don't have
access to Las Venturas yet, you'll have to find another way around. Jump in the
water under the Garver Bridge, and dive down. The Oyster is on the bottom of
the ocean floor between two steel support beams in the middle of the Garver
Bridge.
33. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: IN WATER AT END OF RUNWAY
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow
the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't
have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth
and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into
the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the northeast corner where
the runway is located. The Oyster is in the water at the end of the runway.
34. EASTER BASIN: IN WATER IN MIDDLE DOCK BEHIND NAVAL BASE
Make sure you have a fast getaway boat or car before attempting to get this
Oyster. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head
west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the
corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra
Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading
to the airport. Head north along this road and just before you reach the Garver
Bridge, look along the right side of the street to find the naval base. Get a
boat and head around to the east side of the naval base, where you will find
three docks. Jump in the water and quickly swim down the middle dock. The
Oyster is under the water in the middle of the dock.
35. GANT BRIDGE: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Heights. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Continue past the donut shop, and head north
towards the Gant Bridge, which runs between the desert and San Fierro. Take
the first left once you reach the Gant Bridge, and follow the road round to
the start of the bridge. Head north along the Gant Bridge but stop before you
reach Bayside. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. It's between the
last support beam and the cliffside.
36. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER AROUND ROCKY AREA
From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside. Swim east from Bay-
side, and check in the water around the shoreline of Tierra Robada to find
the Oyster.
37. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER BELOW STONY WALL
From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, and head north until you reach Bayside.
Swim east from Bayside, and then swim south around the shoreline from Tierra
Robada until the cliffside forms a stony wall. The Oyster is in the water below
the stony wall.
38. VALLE OCULTADO: IN WATER AT END OF PIER BEHIND CABIN
From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, head north and follow the road as it
curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel and continue to head east until
you reach Valle Ocultado. As you enter Valle Ocultado, there is a cabin on the
right side of the road with a pier behind it. The Oyster is in the water at the
end of the pier.
39. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER NORTHWEST OF THE SHERMAN RESERVOIR
From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, head north and follow the road as it
curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel and continue to head east until
you reach El Quebrados. Exit El Quebrados and head south through Tierra Robada
until you reach a bridge. Dive in the water under the bridge, and swim east.
The Oyster is located in the water just before the water opens up to the
Sherman Reservoir.
40. THE SHERMAN DAM: IN WATER ON NORTH SIDE OF DAM
From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, head north and follow the road as it
curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel and continue to head east until
you reach El Quebrados. Exit El Quebrados and head south through Tierra Robada
until you reach a bridge. Dive in the water under the bridge, and swim east.
continue to swim east until you reach the Sherman Reservoir. Swim south from
there until you reach the Sherman Dam. The Oyster is located in the water on
the north side of the Sherman Dam.
41. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE ON SOUTHERNMOST ROAD OF LAS BARRANCAS
From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you
reach the fork in the road. Follow this road until you reach a bridge. Cross the
bridge, and shortly after you'll reach the Kincaid Bridge (the railroad tracks).
Continue past the Kincaid Bridge and stop when you reach a bridge just before
you enter Las Barrancas. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge.
42. TIERRA ROBADA: UNDER EASTERN BRIDGE SOUTHEAST OF TORENO'S RANCH
From Toreno's Ranch in Tierra Robada, head west towards the two roads that run
through the southwestern part of the desert and under the Kincaid Bridge. There
are two roads there, and the Oyster is located under the eastern one.
43. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER UNDER BOATHOUSE NEAR TORENO'S RANCH
From Toreno's Ranch in Tierra Robada, head east towards the water that runs
through part of the desert. Nearby, you'll see some stone steps leading down
to a boathouse. Head down the steps and at the bottom of the steps is a boat
house. Jump in the water under the boathouse where you'll find the Oyster.
44. BONE COUNTY: IN WATER NORTH OF PILSON INTERSECTION
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and follow it all the
way round to the Pilson Intersection in the northwest corner of Las Venturas.
Head north from here to the ocean. The Oyster is in the water along the ocean
border.
45. LAS VENTURAS: IN WATER NORTH-EAST OF KACC MILITARY FUELS
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the
fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and
take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the
first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge
that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn
right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels
compound. Go around to the north-east side of the compound, and then continue
heading north-east to the ocean. The Oyster is in the water along the ocean
border.
46. ROCA ESCALANTE: UNDER DIVING BOARD OUTSIDE V-ROCK HOTEL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh
right. Head east and take the second left. Head north along this road and on
the right side of the street is the V-Rock Hotel across the train tracks. Go
down the alley between the train tracks and a loading bay, and turn the corner.
Climb over the wire fence and turn the next corner where you'll find some
stairs. Head up the stairs and run round to the back of the hotel where you'll
find a guitar-shaped swimming pool. The Oyster is in the swimming pool, under
the diving board.
47. THE VISAGE: UNDER WATER FOUNTAIN OUTSIDE THE VISAGE CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the fourth left
turn, look along the left side of the road for the huge Visage casino. Jump in
the water outside the main entrance, and the Oyster is in the water under the
second water fountain.
48. PIRATES IN MEN'S PANTS: IN FRONT OF SKULL-SHAPED ROCK OUTSIDE PIMP
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left
turn, the PIMP (Pirates In Men's Pants) Hotel is on the left side of the
street. To the right of the main entrance is a large skull-shaped rock. The
Oyster is in the water in front of the skull-shaped rock.
49. PILGRIM: IN SWIMMING POOL OUTSIDE PILGRIM HOTEL
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right
turn you come to. Head east and take the second left and then right again after
that. Look along the right side of the road for the Pilgrim Hotel. The Oyster
is in the middle of the pool outside.
50. COME-A-LOT: IN SHALLOW MOAT OUTSIDE COME-A-LOT CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and just before the first
right turn, the Come-A-Lot Casino is on the right side of the street. Go down
the side of the road, staying close to the wall, and you'll find some steps
leading down to a shallow moat. The Oyster is in the moat.
Congratulations, you've just found all 50 Oysters! There are no rewards for
collecting the Oysters, but your Sex Appeal and Lung Capacity stats have
increased dramatically.
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Situated around San Andreas are a number of ramps that you can jump for extra
money. You have to jump a certain distance for the jump to count, and each
jump is worth an additional $500. Note that it's best to jump these ramps using
either the PCJ or the NRG. Also note that these jumps are NOT required for 100%
completion. Below are all the jumps and where to find them.
NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the
directions do not make sense.
01. EL CORONA: JUMP RAMP BY TRAIN STATION PLATFORM
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and continue heading west. Take
the second left and head south until you reach the train tracks in El Corona.
On the right on the other side of the track is the wooden ramp. Start from the
dead-end part of the train track further back and speed towards the ramp. Lean
forward to gain more speed. You have to land on the roof of the platform for
the jump to count.
02. IDLEWOOD: JUMP STEEL BRIDGE STRUCTURE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Turn left by the
train tracks (do not cross the tracks) and on the left and right side of the
road you'll see two steel ramps forming part of a bridge-like structure. Jump
the ramp on the right from the south. Drive along the tracks and stay close to
the palm trees and hit the ramp slightly to the left so you don't hit the tree
right in front of you. Land in the middle of the intersection to make the jump
count.
03. VERONA BEACH: JUMP STEPS NEXT TO SMALL GREEN BUILDING
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along
this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks
and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road.
Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to
head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third
right and then turn left again immediately after. On the corner of the right
turn up ahead is a small green building with some steps running up the side of
it. You have to jump over the stone ramp on the rooftop and land on the roof
of the building opposite. Don't land on the stone ramp or it won't count.
04. EAST LOS SANTOS: JUMP SET OF STAIRS ACROSS TRAIN TRACKS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left to reach the train tracks in East Los Santos. On the
left and right side of the track is a set of stairs for getting across the
track. Jump the steps on the left and land anywhere on the road to make the
jump count. Note that this is one of the few jumps that be completed using a
car as well.
05. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP MOUND OF DIRT NEXT TO BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left by the
Binco clothes store. Follow this road south until it curves south-east. Just
up ahead should be a small bridge with green support beams (the beam on the
left has a gang tag). Just to the right of the bridge are two small mounds of
dirt. You need to jump the mound furthest away in the corner on the right and
land in the road just beyond.
06. EAST BEACH: USE PEDESTRIAN OVERPASS TO CLEAR PARKING LOT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and almost immediately you should
reach a pedestrian overpass. You need to jump the steps on the left side of
the bridge and clear the parking lot behind it.
07. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP RAMP ONTO CORRUGATED ROOFTOP
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow
this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses
over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around
until you reach another bridge. Continue on and turn left. On the right side of
the road there should be some steel containers outside a warehouse. Behind the
steel containers is the ramp you need to jump. Jump south on the ramp and land
on the roof in front of you.
08. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: JUMP STAIRS OUT OF AIRPORT
You'll need to have the airport open for this jump. From the Johnson House in
Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten
Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach
the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right
almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and
head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the
train tracks and head south until you reach the airport. Enter the airport and
head to the south-east corner of the airport terminal. There should be a set
of stairs. Jump the stairs out of the airport.
09. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: JUMP SMALL CONCRETE RAMP ON RUNWAY
You'll need to have the airport open for this jump. From the Johnson House in
Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten
Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach
the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right
almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and
head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the
train tracks and head south until you reach the airport. Enter the airport
and look for a red sign that says "06L-2". There are two small concrete ramps
to the right of that. You need to jump the ramp on the right heading west and
land past the red sign. Start from the back of the runway on the east side and
hit the ramp at top speed. Watch out for runway lights and other signs.
10. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP STEPS IN WAREHOUSE DEPOT
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow
the road south and take the first right just before the road curves west. Take
the second left further up and turn left again into the depot where the mission
"Gray Imports" takes place. Drive right to the back of the depot and you'll
see the stairs on the left as you reach the back. You need to jump the stairs
and land on the roof of the building opposite.
11. EAST LOS SANTOS: USE STAIRS TO JUMP OVER TRAIN TRACKS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third right and then turn left almost immediately after. Look
along the left side of the road for some steps leading up to a row of blue
houses. You need to jump the steps and clear the train tracks on the other
side of the street.
12. MARKET: USE STEPS TO JUMP OUT OF ALLEY
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and take the fifth left. Take the second left after that and head
down the alley. At the end of the alley is a long staircase. Jump the steps
out of the alley and land in the street.
13. EAST BEACH: JUMP OUT OF ALLEY OVER HOUSES BELOW
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little
further north from the Los Santos Forum. Take the first and follow this road
north. After the next right, look along the right side of the street for the
Golden Palms Hotel. Head down the small alley right next to the hotel and
you'll see a small gap in a wall at the end. Drive through this gap. There is
a small mound there that will launch you over the houses below and down into
the street.
14. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP NORTH STAIRS ON PIER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the
green support beams and take the second left you come to. Turn left again and
on the right side of the road below is a pier hidden from view. Jump the
stairs heading north.
15. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP SOUTH STAIRS ON PIER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east
until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around
to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head
south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the
green support beams and take the second left you come to. Turn right and on
the left side of the road below is a pier hidden from view. Jump the stairs
heading south.
16. EAST LOS SANTOS: JUMP STEPS OVER BASKETBALL COURT
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and on the
left side of the street is a basketball court. In the north-east corner of
the basketball court is some narrow stone steps. Jump the steps heading west
and clear the basketball court.
17. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: JUMP RAMP ON INTERSECTION
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and turn
left onto the intersection. Follow the intersection west until it curves north.
Move into the left of the two lanes in the middle when the road forks and
you'll see a stone ramp on the left side of the road. Jump the ramp and land
in the parking lot below.
18. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: JUMP RAMP ON INTERSECTION
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and take the last left before you reach the tunnel entrance. Head west
along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Turn right when
the road forks and right again at the next fork. Turn left again and drive
along the top part of the intersection. There is a stone ramp on the left side
of the road.
19. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: JUMP RAMP IN MIDDLE OF INTERSECTION
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and take the last left before you reach the tunnel entrance. Head west
along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Turn left when the
road forks and then right at the next fork. There is a stone ramp on the left
side of the road. Jump the ramp and land in the parking lot below.
20. RODEO: JUMP GRASSY KNOLL NEXT TO PIER
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach and head to the Yacht Harbour Pier. On the right side
of the pier is a grassy knoll. Hit the knoll from the north and land anywhere
on the pier.
21. VINEWOOD: JUMP RAMP NEXT TO TENNIS COURTS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through
the Mulholland Intersection, and turn left. Take the second right and head
west until you reach the tennis courts opposite the cemetery and the film
studios. To the right of the park entrance, there is a small ramp jutting
out the side of a building. Jump this ramp and land in the street behind the
building in front of you.
22. MARKET: JUMP OUT OF AQUEDUCT
From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the "Ten Green
Bottles" bar. Turn left after that and follow the highway west. Take the first
right and get off the highway, and then turn left again. Turn right immediately
after and then left again. Head west and under the Mulholland Intersection.
Just after passing the Mulholland Intersection, after the first left turn,
there is an aqueduct on the left. Use the nearby ramp to jump out of the
aqueduct from the south.
23. MONTGOMERY INTERSECTION: MOUND OF DIRT ON INTERSECTION
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and turn
left onto the intersection. Follow the intersection west until it curves north.
Continue heading north until you reach the Montgomery Intersection. The jump
is the mound of dirt between two roads on the western part of the intersection.
24. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: IN MIDDLE OF ROAD DIVIDER
From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the
ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and
follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following this
road until you reach the southernmost tunnel that runs under Los Santos
International. The ramp that you need to jump is in the middle of the divider
that runs along the middle of the road just before you reach the tunnel.
25. SANTA MARIA BEACH: JUMP STEPS LEADING UP TO SHOPS
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach
a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road
you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit
at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the
road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under
the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter-
section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to
the Santa Maria Beach. Continue heading east from the Yacht Harbour pier and
take the first right a little further up. On the left is a long awning that
runs along the beach. Drive under the awning and jump the steps leading up to
the shops about halfway along.
26. PALOMINO CREEK: JUMP ACROSS BROKEN WOODEN BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and continue heading north along the
main road until you reach the intersection. Turn left at the intersection and
enter Palomino Creek. Drive through Palomino Creek to the westernmost road of
the town. Cross the bridge and look to the right. You'll find a broken
twisted wooden bridge. Jump this bridge from the east and land on the other
side.
27. DILLIMORE: JUMP WOODEN RAMP LEANING AGAINST BRICK WALL
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head
north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks
north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along
this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through
the Mulholland Intersection and continue heading west. Take the fourth right
and head north towards Dillimore. Enter Dillimore and take the third left
turn. Turn left again and there should be a wooden ramp leaning up against a
low brick wall. It's across the road from the police station and the gas
station where the mission "Tanker Commander" takes place.
28. PALOMINO CREEK: JUMP ACROSS BROKEN WOODEN BRIDGE
From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the
crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take
the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn
right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to
East Beach. Head north along East Beach and continue heading north along the
main road until you reach the intersection. Turn left at the intersection and
enter Palomino Creek. Drive through Palomino Creek to the westernmost road of
the town. Just before you cross the bridge, look to the right and you'll find
a broken twisted wooden bridge. Jump this bridge from the east and land on
the other side.
Note: You probably achieved this jump during the mission "Local Liquor Store"
for Catalina.
29. MOUNT CHILIAD: JUMP BOARDWALK ON MOUNTAIN PATH
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around
the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the northwest road out
of Angel Pine and follow the road you are on until you reach Mt. Chiliad. Check
your map in the pause menu and around the south-east part of Mt. Chiliad,
you'll see a light green area. Make your way to that area. The jump is on a
boardwalk around the middle of that area. It's the third boardwalk you come
across during "Cobra Run".
30. ANGEL PINE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF TRAILER PARK
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around
the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Enter the trailer park where
you first started after the final mission in Los Santos. To the left of the
entrance is a wooden ramp leaning against a wrecked car. Jump this ramp and
land on the roof of the building across from the trailer park.
31. WHETSTONE: JUMP SAND DUNE ON BEACH
From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around
the Los Santos Inlet until you reach the beach just south of Angel Pine. Look
for a sand dune along the beach (it's right next to a parked Quad). Jump the
dune from the west.
32. RED COUNTY: JUMP OVER TRUCK CONTAINERS IN FLEISCHBERG DEPOT
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and take the second right. Just before you enter Blueberry,
look along the right side of the road for a Fleischberg depot. Enter the depot
and on the left is two truck containers, one with a red stripe and one with a
blue stripe. Behind the container with the blue stripe is a wooden ramp. Jump
the wooden and clear the two containers.
33. BLUEBERRY: JUMP STAIRS IN CORNER OF WIDE ALLEY
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and take the second right. Head east along this road and take
the first left as you enter Blueberry. Look on the right side of the road for a
wide alley with some stairs in the corner. Jump the stairs and land in the road
behind the wall.
34. BLUEBERRY ACRES: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER BARN
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and take the second right. Look on the left side of the road
for a dirt road leading through a farm. Drive along the dirt path, pass the
first two barns on the left and right and drive through the white barn in the
middle. As you exit the barn, drive up the ramp in front of you. You have to
clear the barn in front of you.
35. BLUEBERRY ACRES: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF BARN
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and take the second right. Look on the left side of the road
for a dirt road leading through a farm. Drive along the dirt path, pass the
first two barns on the left and right and drive through the white barn in the
middle. As you exit the barn, there is a ramp in front of you. On the right
just past the ramp is the barn you need to drive through. Jump the ramp inside
the barn.
36. THE PANOPTICON: JUMP ACROSS RAVINE ON DIRT PATH
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and cross the next bridge you come to. Continue along this road
and just before you reach a red steel bridge, look beyond the low grassy hill
on the left for a dirt path. Follow the dirt path back the way you came and
just before it curves to the right, there is a ravine in front of you. Jump the
ravine from the south and clear the gap.
37. RED COUNTY: JUMP OVER TRUCK CONTAINERS IN FLEISCHBERG DEPOT
From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine
and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks
until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as
it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road
north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and
head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue
along this road and take the second right. Just before you enter Blueberry,
look along the right side of the road for a Fleischberg depot. Enter the depot
and on the left is two truck containers, one with a red stripe and one with a
blue stripe. In front of the two containers is a wooden ramp. Use the ramp to
jump over the containers.
38. RED COUNTY: USE HILL TO JUMP INTO SAN FIERRO AIRPORT
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Turn
right just before you reach the road leading to the airport, and follow the
road you are on through the Easter Tunnel and towards Easter Bay Chemicals.
After passing Easter Bay Chemicals, cross the bridge and look on the left
side of the road for a grassy hill. Jump this hill and land in San Fierro
airport. Angle yourself to the right to land in the closest part of the
airport.
39. PALISADES: JUMP MOUND OF GRASS BEHIND ROW OF HOUSES
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats. Take the last
right at the end of the road and head north. Take the fourth right and then
the first left. From here, head north again and take the third right. At the
end of this street, look between the last two houses on the right and you'll
find an alley with a small mound of grass sticking out. Jump this small mound
and land next to the garage below.
40. JUNIPER HOLLOW: DRIVE OFF ROADSIDE BEHIND ROW OF HOUSES
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west
along this road and take the third right. Head north along this road and take
the second left. On the right side of the road is a long row of houses.
Opposite the row of houses is a steep road. Starting from the top of this
road, drive between the seventh and eighth house. Behind the row of houses is
a road. Drive off the roadside (heading west) and land in the road below.
41. DOWNTOWN: JUMP STEPS IN BETWEEN MICHELLE'S AUTO-REPAIR GARAGE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and take the third
left. Take the second right after that and head north. At the end of the road,
Michelle's Auto-Repair Garage is straight ahead. Jump the steps in between
the garage and land on the roof of the building behind it (opposite the
multi-storey car park)
42. GANT BRIDGE: JUMP OFF SCAFFOLDING ON GANT BRIDGE
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and continue heading
north until you reach Esplanade North. Head west from here until you reach
Jizzy's club under the Gant Bridge. Drive up the scaffolding outside the club
and follow it alongside the Gant Bridge. You need to drive off the edge of
the scaffolding and land in the water, so you'll lose your bike on this jump.
43. FINANCIAL: JUMP STEPS NEXT TO ORANGE BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the
airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you
reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and take the third
left. Turn right after that and head north. Look along the right side of the
road for some steps next to an orange building. Jump the steps from the west
and land in the street below.
44. DOHERTY: JUMP RAMP INSIDE DESTROYED DEPOT BUILDING
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Look along
the right side of the road for an opening in the concrete. Drive through the
opening and in front of you is a concrete wall. On the right, behind the
concrete wall is a destroyed building. You need to drive through the destroyed
building from the south and jump the ramp inside. Land in the road outside
the depot.
Note: You probably got this jump during the mission "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom".
45. PARADISO: JUMP CONCRETE RAMP NEXT TO KATIE'S HOUSE
From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west
along this road and take the third right. Head north along this road and take
the second left. At the end of this street, just before you cross the Gant
Bridge, there is a concrete ramp on the right (next to Katie's house). Jump
the concrete ramp and clear the road below you.
46. JUNIPER HOLLOW: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER TUNNEL
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Continue past the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and
take the first right a little further north. Take the fourth left after that
and look along the left side of the street for a concrete ramp in a narrow
alley. Jump this ramp from the east and land in the street below.
47. JUNIPER HILL: JUMP CONCRETE RAMP OUTSIDE SUPA-SAVE SUPERMARKET
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Turn right opposite the "Tuff Nuts Donuts"
shop, and head east. Take the third right and on the right side of the street
is a Supa-Save supermarket. Jump the concrete ramp on the corner outside the
supermarket from the east and land on the path going upwards across the
street.
48. CALTON HEIGHTS: USE STAIRS TO JUMP OVER WINDING BRICK PATH
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head
north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the
fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road
you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop
on the left side of the street. Continue past the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and
take the first right a little further north. Take the fourth left after that
and then take the first right. At the end of this street, there is a winding
brick path. Use the steps next to the brick path to jump the path and land
in the street below.
49. DOHERTY: USE RAMP TO JUMP ONTO HIGHWAY
From your garage in Doherty, cross the street to the TransFenders garage
opposite. Just past the TransFenders garage there is a rusty ramp next to a
dumpster. Jump the ramp and land on the highway beyond it.
50. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: USE RAMP TO JUMP ONTO DOCKS
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow
the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't
have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth
and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into
the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north-west corner. Look
for a concrete ramp at the north-west end of the runway. Jump the concrete
ramp and land on the Easter Basin docks.
51. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF AIRPORT
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow
the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't
have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth
and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into
the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the west side of the airport.
There is another concrete ramp near the tarmac bridge that you need to jump.
Clear the surrounding water and land in the street.
52. FOSTER VALLEY: JUMP CONCRETE RAMP OUTSIDE SF STADIUM
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west
along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner
of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial
Arts Gym and follow the road south. Stop just before the road curves east and
on the left side of the street should be the SF Stadium. In the south-east
corner of the stadium is a concrete ramp. Jump the ramp and land anywhere on
the freeway.
53. DOHERTY: USE PEDESTRIAN WALKWAY TO JUMP OVER FREEWAY
From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the fourth right. Head west
along this road and at the end, look on the left side of the street for a
pedestrian walkway. Jump the steps leading up to the pedestrian walkway and
land either on the freeway or jump completely over it.
54. LAS PAYASADAS: USE MOUND OF DIRT TO JUMP OVER GIANT CHICKEN
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Continue following this road until you reach Las Payasadas. At the fork, go
between the two houses on the left and straight ahead is a mound of dirt
covered with a green sheet. Use the mound of dirt to jump over the chicken or
just hit it with the vehicle.
55. LAS PAYASADAS: JUMP STEPS LEADING TO SIGHT-SEEING PLATFORM
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Continue following this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Turn right at the
fork, and on the right side of the road there is a single-storey building
that usually has a hotdog-van next to it. Behind this building is a small
platform for looking down below. Jump the steps leading onto this platform
and land in the road below.
56. VERDANT MEADOWS: USE PLANE WING TO JUMP OVER ANOTHER PLANE
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the very first right as you enter Valle Ocultado and follow the road east until
you reach Verdant Meadows. Head to the westernmost plane and use the wing on
top of it as a ramp to jump across the tip of the plane just next to it.
57. ARCO DEL OESTE: USE WOODEN RAMP TO JUMP OFF CLIFFSIDE
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take
the first right after entering Valle Ocultado and follow the road south. Look
for a dirt path on the right before the road turns east. Follow the dirt path
and pass under the rocky archway at the top. After passing under the archway
there is a wooden ramp on the right. Jump off the ramp going west. This is
another jump where you'll probably lose your bike.
58. VALLE OCULTADO: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER CABIN
From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head
through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you
exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados.
Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado.
Immediately after crossing the bridge there is a little cabin along a dock
on the right. Right in front of you is also a ramp leaning against the cabin.
Jump the ramp and clear the cabin but you'll lose your bike again unless
you're lucky enough to land safely on the dock.
59. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OFF OF TOP FLOOR OF CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right
at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side
of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the
top floor of the casino and head to the south side. Jump off the ramp on the
south side of the parking lot and land in the street below.
60. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OFF OF ROOF OF CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right
at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side
of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the
top floor of the casino and head to the north side. Use the stairs to reach
the roof. Drive up the stairs opposite the helipad and head to the right. Drop
down to the ledge below (while still in your vehicle) and use the ramp on the
left to jump east off of the casino.
61. THE CAMEL'S TOE: USE STEPS TO LAND ON ROOFTOP OF BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second
right. Head east from there and take the second right. On the right side of
the street is a huge pyramid-shaped building. Drop down into the road around
the building and head to the stairs in the north-east corner. Jump the steps
and clear the parking lot. You need to land on the roof of the building past
the parking lot.
62. THE CAMEL'S TOE: USE STEPS TO JUMP ONTO ROOF OF ROYAL CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second
right. Head east from there and take the second right. On the right side of
the street is a huge pyramid-shaped building. Drop down into the road around
the building and head to the stairs on the north side (adjacent to the stairs
on the north-east side). Jump the steps and land on the roof of the Royal
Casino opposite.
63. CREEK: USE WOODEN RAMP TO JUMP ONTO THRUWAY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Turn left and follow the Julius Thruway as it curves round to
the east side of Las Venturas. Continue following the Thruway north until you
reach the north-east part of the Thruway. Turn right at the intersection and
then right again to get off the Thruway. Turn left and then on the left side
of the street, just past the archway of the second house on the left, there
is a wooden ramp next to a wall. Use the ramp to jump onto the Thruway.
64. REDSANDS WEST: JUMP RAMP AND LAND ON ROOF OF BUILDING
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right onto the
Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Thruway and follow the road as it
curves north. When you are heading north again, take the first right you come
to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and follow the road. Take the second
left and straight ahead at the end of the street is another arched house. Go
under the arch and jump the ramp in front of you. Clear the road and land on
the roof of the building opposite.
65. PRICKLE PINE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER THRUWAY BRIDGE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the
fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Cross the bridge that crosses over
Julius Thruway North and turn left when you enter Prickle Pine. Head to the
road on the southern part of the Yellow Bell Golf Course and turn left. Cross
over the train tracks and turn left again (you'll be going back the way you
came on a different road). Follow this road east and enter the courtyard at
the end. Head to the south-east corner of the courtyard and jump the ramp.
You need to clear the bridge that runs across the Thruway.
66. JULIUS THRUWAY NORTH: USE RAMP IN DEPOT TO JUMP ONTO THRUWAY
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the eighth left.
Head west along this road, turn left and then right immediately after. Continue
heading west along this road and turn right after crossing the bridge that runs
across Harry Gold Parkway. Enter the depot and on the far left is a stack of
storage containers. Drive behind them and a little further up there will be
more storage containers with a wooden ramp in between. Use the ramp to jump out
of the depot and land on the Thruway.
67. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF OF 6th FLOOR OF CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right
at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side
of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the 6th
floor of the parking lot and use the ramp on the east side. Jump out of the
parking lot and land on the roof of the building below.
68. RANDOLPH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF ESTATE
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius
Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and after the first
left turn, the Randolph Industrial Estate is on the left side of the road.
Drive through the wired fence along the north side of the estate and head to
the north-east corner. There is a wooden ramp leaning against some wooden
crates in the corner. Jump the ramp and land in the road beyond.
69. THE EMERALD ISLE: DRIVE THROUGH PALM TREES OPPOSITE EMERALD ISLE CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the
fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again immediately after and
head east. Turn right once again and drive through the wire fence on the
corner of the street. Straight ahead is a wooden ramp. Jump the wooden ramp
(you'll drive through a police bribe too). Fly between the palm trees in the
middle of the road and land on the other side.
70. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OFF OF ROOF OF CASINO
From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right
at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side
of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the
top floor of the casino and head to the north side. Use the stairs to reach
the roof. Drive up the stairs opposite the helipad and head to the north side
of the building this time instead of the south. Same as before, drop down onto
the ledge below and use the ramp to jump off the roof of the casino.
Congratulations, you've just found all 70 Unique Jumps! Since the Unique Jumps
are NOT mandatory, you don't get rewarded apart from the $500 for each
individual jump.
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| 21. R3 Missions (SARMS) |
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R3 missions can be activated by entering a certain type of vehicle and
pressing the R3 button. R3 Missions are a great way to learn the layout of
the game, and to earn some money. Below are what vehicles you can use for
each R3 mission and a brief strategy for each one.
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| A. Burglary (SABGL) |
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Vehicle(s): Boxville
Burglary missions are only available after completing the "Home Invasion"
mission for Ryder. After that mission you can find a black Boxville beside
the apartments opposite the gym in Ganton, but the missions can only be
activated between 20:00 and 6:00. The objective for burglary missions is to
drive around San Andreas and look for a house to rob. They will have a
yellow arrow outside the door if they can robbed. Get out of the van and go
inside the house. You have to be careful once inside the house, as there are
usually people nearby that will wake up if you make too much noise. To avoid
making any noise, press the L3 button before you move once you're inside the
house. This will allow you to sneak. You will have to search around the house
for items you can steal such as TVs, radios, videos, etc. When you've picked
one up, sneak back outside and load it into the van.
Reward: $3000 for $10000 worth of goods
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| B. Firefighter (SAFIF) |
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Vehicle(s): Firetruck
For firefighter missions you need to get to a certain location and put out a
fire before time runs out. There's no much strategy to these missions. Press
the L3 to turn the sirens on, this will make traffic move out of the way and
can save you a bit of time. Press the L1 or Circle button to spray the water,
and the R3 to move it around. Make sure you are not carrying a SMG during
these missions, as you will perform a drive-by, which will most likely alert
the police.
Reward: Fireproof
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| C. Freight Train (SAFRT) |
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Vehicle(s): Freight
Another new feature in San Andreas is the ability to jack a freight train.
Press the R3 button to trigger the freight train missions. You have to deliver
cargo to a certain destination. You will see a timer which shows you how much
time you have left to deliver the cargo. Below that is the distance which shows
you how much further you have left to go. Underneath that is the the speed you
are driving at. Do not drive over 45mph or you risk derailing the train. Keep
the speed below 45. When it comes to stopping at a station, brake early so as
not to overshoot the marker. Park in the marker to complete the delivery. You
will need to make five consecutive deliveries to complete the first level. The
same applies to the second level. To start the second level, exit the train,
re-enter and press the R3 button to start. Complete the second level to
complete the freight train missions.
Reward: $50000 + delivery rewards
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| D. Paramedic (SAPAR) |
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Vehicle(s): Ambulance
For the Paramedic missions, you will need to pick up an injured pedestrian and
drop them off outside the hospital. Try not to brake too sharply as you reduce
the chance of you getting the pedestrian to the hospital alive. There will be
a bar that comes up in the corner of the screen, and lets you know how many
seats are available in the ambulance. This allows you to keep track of how many
pedestrians are in the ambulance, and you won't waste any time by making
unnecessary trips to pedestrians only to find out the ambulance is full. The
Paramedic missions are a piece of cake if you do them in Angel Pine or another
small town in the countryside.
Reward: Maximum Health 150
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| E. Pimping (SAPIM) |
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Vehicle(s): Broadway
For the Pimping missions you need to pick up one of your girls and drop her off
at another location, and then pick up another girl and drop her off at another
location. You need to do this for the same two girls over and over. Before you
start this mission, I suggest you get a SMG or something similar as the later
missions involve you protecting the girls when they get in a little trouble.
You will have a time limit between picking up your girls, so you'll need to be
quick getting back to them. When you don't have a time limit, get your vehicle
repaired using the Pay 'N' Spray.
Reward: Prostitutes give you money instead of taking it
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| F. Taxi Driver (SATAX) |
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Vehicle(s): Taxi, Cabbie
The objectives for Taxi missions is to pick up a passenger, and drop them off
at a certain location in a certain amount of time. When the passenger gets in
the car, a tip meter appears in the corner of the screen. This indicates what
the passenger will give you once you've dropped him off. The bar will slowly
decrease every time you crash, or the longer it takes you to reach your
destination. You need to pick up 50 passengers and drop them off, but they
don't all have to be done in one row.
Reward: Nitro on all Taxis and Cabbies
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| G. Vigilante/Brown Thunder (SAVIG) |
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Vehicle(s): Any police vehicle
Your objectives for Vigilante missions, are to stop the criminals that are
speeding around San Andreas. Follow the yellow dot on your radar and start
destroying the car. This can be done several ways. If you use a HPV1000
(police bike), you can perform forward drive-bys. This can destroy the car
quicker and allow you to keep your eye on the road without crashing. The
second way is a bit more difficult and can easily damage your car. Just keep
ramming it, although watch out during the later levels as several criminals
fire at you from the car while you are chasing them. Another way is to use the
Hunter. You can use the gun mounted on the front to dispose of them in no
time.
Reward: Maximum Armour 150
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| 22. Schools (SASCH) |
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| A. Bike School (SABIK) |
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Bike School becomes available after completing the mission "Ya-Ka-Boom-Boom"
for the Triads in San Fierro, however the school is located in Blackfield in
Las Venturas. It is marked my a red "S" icon on the radar.
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| A1. The 360 (SA360) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Very easy test. Basically, press the X and the Square button simultaneously to
burnour and perform a 360-degree turn in 15 seconds or less and stop the bike.
Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Stop the bike as close to the
starting position as possible. Stop in the exact position for gold.
Gold Requirements:
- Stop the bike in starting position
- Do not hit any cones
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| A2. The 180 (SA180) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Another simple test. You'll need to speed straight ahead to the cones on the
other side of the area and perform a 180-degree turn around them. Continue
forward to the cones back on the other side where you started and stop in
area marked with cones in under 10 seconds. Press the R1 button to turn
sharply. Do not hit any cones. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Park perfectly in front of the cones
- Complete test in 0:10
- Do not hit any cones
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| A3. The Wheelie (SATHW) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Yet another easy test. At the start, accelerate straight ahead and once you
reach the first set of cones in front of you, pull back on the analog stick to
perform a wheelie. Hold the analog stick in position and stop in front of the
cones at the back. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:08
- Do not hit any cones
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| A4. Jump & Stop (SAJUM) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
At the start, accelerate and jump the ramp in front of you. Keep moving forward
after landing and stop in the cone area just ahead to complete the test.
Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:08
- Do not hit any cones
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| A5. The Stoppie (SATST) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This test is quite tricky. At the start accelerate towards the cones lined up
in front of you. As you reach the first set of cones, press the Square button
and push the analog stick forward to perform a stoppie. Hold the analog stick
in position and guide the bike forward to the cones at the back. Stop the bike
in front of the cones at the end to complete the test. Getting 70% or higher
unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:08
- Do not hit any cones
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| A6. Jump and Stoppie (SAJAS) |
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Difficulty: 9/10
Very tricky test to pull off and will take you quite a few tries to get it
right. At the start, accelerate towards the ramp in front of you. Jump the
ramp and land on the front wheel of the bike to perform a stoppie. Now guide
the bike into the box of cones in front of you to complete the test. You
have to stop the bike in the box while holding the stoppie in position.
Complete this test to finish Bike School!
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:08
- Do not hit any cones
Reward: Bike Skill +
A Freeway will spawn outside the school if you get a bronze medal in all tests,
a FCR-900 for all silver medals and a NRG-500 for all gold medals.
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| B. Boat School (SABSC) |
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Boat School is available after completing the mission "Pier 69" for the Triads.
You can find it in Bayside Marina in the far north-west corner of the map. It
is marked by a red "S" icon on the radar.
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| B1. Basic Seamanship (SABAS) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Very simple test to start with. Simply move forward and stop the boat in
between the two buoys up ahead in under 10 seconds.
Gold Requirement:
- Complete test in 0:10
- Do not hit any buoys
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| B2. Plot a Course (SAPLO) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
This test is a little tricker. There are 8 pairs of buoys positioned in the
water. You need to navigate through them to complete the test. Learn the
position of the buoys so you can save a few spare seconds on turning. Make
sure to press the R1 button on the second set of buoys to avoid hitting the
wall.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:35
- Do not hit any buoys
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| B3. Fresh Slalom (SAFSL) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
Very similar to the previous test except that there are now twice as many
buoys. There are 15 sets of buoys positioned in the water. Basically, just
make your way through the sets of buoys. Using the R1 button to turn is very
important otherwise you'll waste far too much time turning.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 1:20
- Do not hit any buoys
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| B4. Flying Fish (SAFLY) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
Very simple but hard to pull off. You just need to jump the boat over a ramp
and fly further than 55 metres. For gold you need to fly further then 67
metres. At the start you need to sail towards the ramp further out in the
water. As you near it, you'll need to press the R1 button to turn sharply
towards the ramp. You'll now have to quickly line the boat up with the ramp as
you only have 45 seconds for this test. Pull back on the left analog stick
and the push it forward as you jump the ramp. This will give you a little extra
distance. Land in between the buoys to pass the test.
Gold Requirements:
- Fly further than 67 metres
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| B5. Land, Sea and Air (SALAN) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
Another test where you need to navigate through pairs of buoys. There are 22
pairs of buoys in total. Watch out for the ramp on the fifth pair. There are
also two more ramps under the Gant Bridge. There are 22 sets of buoys and you
will have to pass through one of them twice. On the 20th buoy (right before
you reach the rocks along the shoreline), approach the buoy from the left. You
will need to turn around and go back through the same buoy before finishing
the test. Finish this test to complete Boat School.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 2:10
- Do not hit any buoys
Reward: Boat Skill +
After completing Boat School, a Marquis will spawn outside the school if you
got a bronze medal in all tests. A Squallo will appear if you got a silver
medal in all tests and a Jetmax if you got gold in all tests.
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| C. Driving School (SADSC) |
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Driving School becomes available after you beat the "Deconstruction" mission in
San Fierro. Follow the "S" icon on the radar to find it.
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| C1. The 360 (SAT36) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Very easy test. There is a circle of cones surrounding you. All you have to do
is hold the X and Square button together and move the left analog stick at the
same time to perform a 360 turn. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:10
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| C2. The 180 (SAT18) |
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Difficulty: 1/10
Another easy test. There are two sets of cones on each side of the compound.
You need to speed up to the cones straight ahead of you, and press the R1
button to do a handbrake turn around the cones. Park in the red marker at
the end. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:10
- Do not hit any cones
- Park perfectly at the end of the test
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| C3. Whip and Terminate (SAWAT) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
You can perform this test in two different directions: Clockwise, or counter
clockwise. There are cones scattered around the compound in a 'L' shape. At
the start of the test, speed up and press the R1 button to powerslide around
the cones and park in front of the cones straight ahead. Getting 70% or higher
unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:05
- Do not hit any cones
- Park perfectly at the end of the course
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| C4. Pop and Control (SAPOP) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
You are using a police car for this test. There is a wavy line of cones up
ahead. Speed towards them and just before you pass them, your tyres will burst
from a stinger. Release the X button immediately and let your tyres burst, or
your car will spin out of control. Quickly drive your car through the line of
cones and park at the end. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:05
- Do not hit any cones
- Park perfectly at the end of the course
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| C5. Burn and Lap (SABAL) |
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Difficulty: 8/10
This challenge is VERY annoying and is the hardest course so far. You have to
do five laps around a course, using 180 sharp turns in under 36 seconds. The
time limit is very strict, so stay on the inside of the track to save a few
seconds. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:36
- Do not hit any cones
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| C6. Cone Coil (SACCO) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
Easier than the last one, but still quite tricky. You need to weave through
the cones straight ahead, do a 180 and weave back through the cones and
park. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Park perfectly at end of the course
- Do not hit any cones
- Complete test in 0:10
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| C7. The '90' (SAT90) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
This is easy, it's getting gold that's hard. There are two cars parked
perfectly straight ahead. You need to speed towards them and powerslide
perfectly between them. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:10
- Park perfectly at end of course
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| C8. Wheelie Weave (SAWHW) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
This is fun. Straight ahead you should see a ledge. You need to floor it along
the ledge, and keep the car on two wheels. Use the left analog stick to keep
the car steady and park in the red marker at the end of the course. Getting 70%
or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
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| C9. Spin and Go (SASPI) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
For this course, first you must reverse about halfway (use the L2 and R2
buttons to look behind you), and then turn the car round the right way at
the corner and drive forward to the end. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the
next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:05
- Do not hit any cones
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| C10. P.I.T. Manoeuvre (SAPIT) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
This test is easy. You are given a police car for this test, and you need to
stop another police car ahead of you. To do this, hit the left or right rear
wheel at a 45 degree angle to make the car spin out. Stay as close to it as
possible when it spins out. It's alright if you take a little damage. Getting
70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test before the car reaches the finish line
- Do not take any damage
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| C11. Alley Oop (SAALL) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This test is quite tricky. You need to drive over a ramp and barrel roll over
two cars behind the ramp. When the test starts, floor it and quickly line up
the left or right side of the car with the ramp. If you were positioned
correctly, you should hit the ramp and spin over the cars. You need to land
perfectly after though. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the final test.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 0:05
- Do not take any damage
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| C12. City Slicking (SACIT) |
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Difficulty: 9/10
The final test is an insanely difficult one. You have to drive all the way
through San Fierro and back to the driving school in under 1:40 and you can't
take any damage. This test will really test your patience. When the test
starts, watch out for the car on the corner and start speeding down the street,
using the middle of the road to avoid the traffic. Slow down only if you think
you're about to crash. Speed through the first checkpoint, and make your way
back to the driving school using the same techniques. Getting 70% or higher
completes driving school.
Gold Requirements:
- Complete test in 1:40
- Do not take any damage
Reward: Driving Skill +
A Super GT will spawn outside the school if you got a bronze medal in all
tests, a Bullet if you got a silver medal in all tests, and a Hotknife if you
got a gold medal in all tests. Note that this is the only way to obtain a
Hotknife, you will not find one anywhere else in the game.
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| D. Pilot School (SAPIL) |
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Pilot School is available after you purchase the abandoned airfield in Verdant
Meadows. Follow the 'S' icon on the radar to find it and enter the red marker
in front of the small TV inside the small building behind the airfield to begin
Pilot School.
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| D1. Takeoff (SATAK) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
This is the easiest test. Start by holding the X button to accelerate along the
runway. When the plane's tail rises, pull back on the left analog stick to lift
off. Press the R3 button to retract the landing gear, and fly forward until you
pass through the first corona. Slightly descend and fly through the second
corona. Fly through the final corona a little further up to complete the test.
Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 0:30
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| D2. Land Plane (SALPL) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Another easy test. Start by pressing the R3 to lower the landing gear and then
push forward on the left analog stick to descend towards the first corona. Pass
through the corona and then pull back on the left analog stick to balance the
plane out. Hold the square button down from here to continue descending and to
slow down the plane, and land in the red marker at the end of the runway to end
the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Land plane in centre of red marker at end of runway
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| D3. Circle Airstrip (SACIR) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
This test is a lot harder than the previous two. You get a choice to try this
test with two different directions: Counter-clockwise or clockwise. I prefer
counter-clockwise as it makes the plane easier to turn. Start by accelerating
along the runway and pulling back on the left analog stick to lift the plane
up. Retract the landing gear by pressing R3 and press either the L2 or R2
button to turn the plane. Continue pressing the buttons to turn the plane, but
don't hold down the X button. Doing so will cause the plane to unbalance.
Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 1:00
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| D4. Circle Airstrip and Land (SACAL) |
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Difficulty: 6/10
This test is a lot harder than the previous three. You get a choice to try this
test with two different directions: Counter-clockwise or clockwise. I prefer
counter-clockwise as it makes the plane easier to turn. Start by accelerating
along the runway and pulling back on the left analog stick to lift the plane
up. Retract the landing gear by pressing R3 and press either the L2 or R2
button to turn the plane. Continue pressing the buttons to turn the plane, but
don't hold down the X button. Doing so will cause the plane to unbalance.
Once you've circled the airstrip, turn left or right depending on what
direction you chose at the start, and hold down the square button to start
descending. Pull back on the left analog stick to balance the plane out and
land the plane in the red marker to end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks
the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 1:20
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| D5. Helicopter Takeoff (SAHEL) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
The remaining tests for Flight School are the easiest, including this one.
Start by holding down the X button to accelerate. Continue to accelerate and
then press either L2 or R2 to rotate the helicopter 180 degrees and push the
left analog stick forward and fly through the corona that appears at the
opposite end of the runway. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 0:50
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| D6. Land Helicopter (SALHE) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Another easy test. Start by holding the left analog stick forward to tilt the
helicopter at a 45 degree angle and fly forward towards the red marker. Press
the L3 button to hover above the red marker and then hold down the square
button to descend and land in the red marker. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the
next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 0:30
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| D7. Destroy Targets (SADTA) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
Start by pushing the left analog stick forward to tilt the helicopter forward
at a 45 degree angle and fly along the runway. Press the L1 button to use the
attached guns and destroy the three trucks parked at the opposite end of the
runway. Immediately turn 180 degrees and head towards the southwest corner of
the runway and use the guns on the two circling cars. When they are both
destroyed, head back along the runway and land in the red marker to end the
test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 1:20
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| D8. Loop-the-Loop (SALOO) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
This test is a bit tricky. You will be using a bi-plane for this test, and the
controls are pretty sensitive. Start by holding down the X button to fly
forward and fly through the first corona. Immediately pull back sharply on the
left analog stick after passing the corona to perform a loop-the-loop. Make
sure you don't pull the left analog stick to the side during this, or you'll
fail. Pass through the final corona to end the test. Getting 70% or higher
unlocks the next test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in 0:21
I thought gold was 0:20 but I was wrong. Thanks to dark_gta for correcting this
for me.
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| D9. Barrel Roll (SABRO) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This is another tricky test. You'll be using a bi-plane again for this. Start
by pushing the left analog stick forward to fly forward and fly through the
first corona. Immediately pull the left analog stick sharply to the left after
passing the corona to perform a barrel roll. Fly through the final corona to
end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the final test.
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Complete test in under 0:25
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| D10. Parachute Onto Target (SAPAO) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
The final test for Flight School (finally!) is also very fun. You'll be
parachuting out of a plane. When the test starts, you'll be falling. Press the
left analog stick forward to dive forwards and pull it back to slow down. Let
yourself fall until you are prompted to open the parachute. Press the circle
button to open the parachute, and line yourself up with the red marker below
on the runway. Land in the red marker to end the test. Getting 70% or higher
completes Flight School!
Gold Requirements:
- Do not take any damage
- Land in centre of marker on runway
A Rustler will spawn at the airstrip if you get a bronze medal in all tests,
a Stuntplane if you get a silver medal in all tests, and a Hunter if you get
a gold medal in all tests.
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| 23. Challenges (SACHL) |
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| A. Ammu-Nation Challenge (SAAMM) |
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The Ammu-Nation Challenge consists of 4 weapon challenges, the Pistol, the SMG,
the Shotgun and the AK-47. Each challenge consists of three rounds against
three other competitors. You need to place first in each challenge to pass.
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| A1. Pistol Challenge (SAPCH) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
The first round is not too hard. The other competitors are quite slow, so take
your time and line up the reticule with each target. This is the easiest round
of all. For the second round, do the same as the first round, line up the
reticule with each target. This round isn't hard either. For the final round,
do the same as the previous two. This is the easiest Ammu-Nation challenge.
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| A2. SMG Challenge (SASMG) |
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Difficulty: 2/10
If you have 'Hitman' level on the SMG, this challenge will be a cinch. Just
continually fire at the targets and you'll get them all easily. The same
applies for all three rounds.
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| A3. Shotgun Challenge (SASHO) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This is where it gets hard as the competitors are quite good with the shotgun.
The only advice I can give you here is to have a high shotgun skill level, so
your accuracy and reload rate are higher.
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| A4. AK-47 Challenge (SAAKC) |
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Difficulty: 3/10
This is easy. Do the same as you did for the SMG, just continually fire at the
targets and you'll get all three in no time.
Reward: Weapon Skill +
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| B. BMX Challenge (SABMX) |
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Difficulty: 5/10
The BMX for this challenge can be found in the BMX park near Glen Park. The BMX
is parked under a half-pipe on the north-east side of the park. Get on it to
activate the mission.
You need 20% Cycling Skill to be able to access this mission, but it's a lot
easier if you have 100%. With 100% Cycling Skill, you'll be able to easily
bunnyhop to nearly all of the 19 coronas. The hardest corona to get is most
likely the one on top of the half-pipe. I managed to get it by first getting
on the half-pipe, and tapping X while holding L1 down. You should jump
forward and if you are lucky you'll land right next to it. It takes a bit of
practice at first, but you'll get it eventually.
Reward: None
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| C. Lowrider Challenge (SALOW) |
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Difficulty: 1-10/10
I rated the difficulty as 1-10 since the mission difficulty depends on how good
you are at using the analog stick. If you use it all the time, then you should
have no problem, but if you use the D-Pad, then the mission will be a bit
harder.
You need to have completed the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet to unlock
this challenge. When you've done that, speak to the mechanic standing around
outside Unity Station. Talk to him to start the challenge.
This challenge is very similar to the "Cesar Vialpando" mission, because you
have to pretty much do the same thing. Each stage gets progressively harder. I
can't really help you for this challenge because the order you have to move the
analog stick in is completely random.
Reward: Double your bet winnings
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| D. Chiliad Challenge (SACHC) |
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The Chiliad Challenge is available after you reach the Badlands. To get to
it, get on the mountain bike at the peak of Mt. Chiliad between 7:00 and 18:00
to unlock these races. Each route consists of a downhill race between other
competitors. You need to place first in a race to win. You also need a Cycling
Skill of 40%.
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| D1. Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route (SASCO) |
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Difficulty: 4/10
(Must be started between 7:00 and 18:00)
This race is easier if you have 100% Cycling Skill, but it's still quite
tricky. You'll need to pedal fast and keep yourself steady while riding down
the mountain. If you get a chance try to knock the other competitors off the
mountain, but be careful you don't fall off with them. You can get a good
lead then, if you have less people to keep up with. When you reach the bottom
of the mountain, pedal as fast as you can to the finish line.
Reward: None
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| D2. Birdseye Winder Yellow Route (SABWY) |
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Difficulty: 5.5/10
(Must be started between 7:00 and 18:00)
This race starts off taking the same path as the "Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route"
but gets harder after when you reach some blind turns around the mountain. Be
careful taking these, as its easy to fall off the side. Also in the last race
there were barriers around to edge to prevent you from falling off easily. In
this race, there aren't a lot of these so that's another reason to be careful.
Other than that, the same rules apply.
Reward: None
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| D3. Cobra Run (SACRU) |
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Difficulty: 7/10
(Must be started between 7:00 and 18:00)
There are only two other competitors for this race, and its for a good reason!
Just after the race starts there will be a long wooden boardwalk for you to
cross. The other competitors just continue cycling along it, but its not as
easy as it looks. Keep your speed steady and don't rush along it. Pedal as fast
as you can once you're off the boardwalk and catch up to the other two
competitors. A little further up there will be a jump which allows you to get
a good lead. Once the path straightens out again, keep your speed up as much
as possible.
Reward: None
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| E. RS Haul Missions (SARSH) |
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The RS Haul missions are available after completing the "Tanker Commander"
mission for Catalina. The RS Haul company is represented by a little truck
icon in Flint County. Step into the red marker to start the missions.
Note: You need to have unlocked Las Venturas to be able to complete all 8
Trucking missions.
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| Mission 1 |
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Difficulty: 1/10
The easiest trucking mission of the lot. Take it slowly, you have plenty of
time (2 minutes). You stay on one road pretty much the whole time anyway.
Reward: $1000
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| Mission 2 |
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Difficulty: 1/10
You have no time limit for this one, but you do have a damage limit. Take your
time and drive carefully. You can take as long as you like for this one.
There's a few more turns than the last one, but you should be alright.
Reward: $1500 (without crashing)
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| Mission 3 |
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Difficulty: 5/10
This is where it gets hard. You have no time or damage limits, but you will
get 3 stars when you drive out of the RS Haul compound. Drive quickly to
your destination and avoid slowing down as much as possible. You can just
ram through the cop cars but they tend to drive under the tanker which can
cause you to disconnect it.
Reward: $2000
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| Mission 4 |
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Difficulty: 3/10
This mission is a lot easier than the last one as you have no wanted level
this time. However, you only have five minutes to make the delivery. It's
not too far away though, and you get a decent reward.
Reward: $3000
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| Mission 5 |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Another easy mission, you need to get to San Fierro this time. Stay on main
roads as much as possible and try not to crash too much as you have a damage
limit for this mission. You can take as long as you want so drive carefully
at your own pace. The hard part is when you actually reach San Fierro, as
there is quite a bit of traffic.
Reward: $4000 (without crashing)
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| Mission 6 |
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Difficulty: 6/10
Things will start getting tough here. You will get a 3-star wanted level. The
delivery location is fairly close but the wanted level is what makes this
hard. Getting a delivery in Angel Pine will make this mission easier.
Reward: $5000
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| Mission 7 |
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Difficulty: 3/10
This mission is quite a bit easier but prepare yourself for the one after
this. No wanted level but you have to watch how much damage the goods take and
you have a time limit to deal with. Same as always, drive carefully and avoid
unnecessary damage.
Reward: $7000 (without crashing)
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| Mission 8 |
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Difficulty: 9/10
This is the final trucking mission, and this is VERY difficult! You'll
immediately get four stars as you leave the RS Haul depot and you have to
get all the way to Las Venturas. The cops will be very annoying here so just
combine everything you have learned from the previous missions and use it
here. If you dislodge the trailer here, you might as well just restart. Use
your map to plan a route before you start driving. It can be helpful if you
are already sure of where you want to go. Stick to wide open roads and don't
stop moving. Once you are on the intersection in SF, things should be a
little easier. The same goes for the Thruway in LV. Good luck with this
mission!
Reward: $10000
Once you've completed all the Trucking missions, RS Haul becomes an asset that
will generate up to $2000 day. You can also continue playing the Trucking
missions
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| F. NRG Challenge (SANRG) |
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Difficulty: 8/10
The NRG Challenge can be found at the dry dock in Easter Basin. It's against
the wall, just under the dock. Get on it to start the mission.
This challenge is hard because you have to be quick and the coronas are hard to
get to. There is no easy way to complete this challenge. When the mission
starts, there will be a 10-second timer in the corner of the screen. You need
to quickly start getting the coronas. Get the coronas around the bottom of the
dock first, and then head back up the ramp and get the coronas around the upper
ledge of the dock. Once you've that, if you got them all quickly enough, you
should take roughly 1:00-1:30 to get the rest of the coronas.
These coronas are the hardest to get as they are in the air around the edge of
the dock. Head back down to the bottom of the dock, and speed towards a corona.
Lean forward on the bike as you drive up the side of the dock, and your bike
will push you forward a little, allowing you to reach the corona. Continue this
until you reach the rest of the coronas.
Reward: None
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| G. Valet Parking Missions (SAVAL) |
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Valet Parking missions are available after you complete the "555-We-Tip"
mission for C.R.A.S.H. You can activate them by walking into the red marker
outside the Vank Hoff Hotel in Financial. Make sure you have the valet uniform
first though.
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| Mission 1 |
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Difficulty: 2/10
Cars: 3
Time Limit: 2:00
This is the easiest valet mission. You have to park each car in the car park
behind the Vank Hoff Hotel. In the corner of the screen is a damage bonus
meter. If you manage to park the car without crashing, the damage bonus meter
will be added to your time limit, giving you more time to park the cars. You'll
also get more time if you manage to park the car almost perfectly.
Reward: $100
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| Mission 2 |
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Difficulty: 3/10
Cars: 4
Time Limit: 2:00
This is slightly harder as you have to park an extra car in the same amount of
time. There's not a lot of advice I can give you here, except make sure you
park the cars as perfectly as possible to get extra time and get back to the
car port as quickly as possible.
Reward: $200
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| Mission 3 |
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Difficulty: 4/10
Cars: 5
Time Limit: 2:00
This is where it starts getting harder. Sprint back to the car port as fast as
possible after parking the car. Pick up the next car as soon as it arrives and
try not to let the other valets pick it up. Keep parking perfectly as much as
you can to maximise the amount of time you have left.
Reward: $300
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| Mission 4 |
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Difficulty: 5/10
Cars: 6
Time Limit: 2:00
Follow the same advice as the previous valet missions, and you should be ok.
Sprint back to the car port, and try to pick up a car as you arrive back at
the hotel. If another valet gets to the car before you, you will lose about
20-30 seconds.
Reward: $400
+-----------+
| Mission 5 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Cars: 7
Time Limit: 2:00
This is the hardest valet parking mission. Make sure you can park perfectly as
you'll need as much bonus time as possible. Sprint back to the car port as fast
as possible after parking a car and go through the gap in the brick wall by the
Hotel. This will save time and allow you to get to another car quicker.
Reward: None
After completing the Valet Parking missions, the Vank Hoff Hotel becomes an
asset that generates $2000 a day.
|=============================================================================|
| H. Beefy Baron Challenge (SABEE) |
|=============================================================================|
The Beefy Baron Challenge is available after you complete the mission "Supply
Lines" for Zero. It can be activated by stepping into the red marker in the
back room of Zero's shop. Basically, the Beefy Baron Challenge is a repeat of
"Supply Lines", but easier. You have three minutes to destroy as many Berkley
RC Vans as you can. They spawn pretty much everywhere so you shouldn't have any
problems finding one. When the three minutes are up, you'll get your final
score. My high score is 14. If anyone wants their high score here, email it to
me and I will add it, but only if it is believable.
High Scores
-----------
01. Jonny - 24
02. Frank Lee - 22
03. Henry - 21
04. Robert - 14
05. Daniel Newland - 13
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07. ---
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| 24. Stadium Events (SASTE) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|=============================================================================|
| A. 8-Track (SATRK) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
This isn't too difficult as long as you don't rush to get to first place as
quick as you can. Take your time, and you should be alright. You can use the
P.I.T. Manoeuvre to knock some of the cars off-track. This also allows you to
get in front.
Reward: $10000, Monster and Hotring Racer spawn in northwest corner of the
stadium.
|=============================================================================|
| B. Blood Bowl (SABLO) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 6/10
This mission is difficult as it relies mainly on luck. You need to get the red
checkpoints scattered around the arena before anyone else. In the corner of the
screen there will be a 0:10 second timer. You need to get the timer up to 1:00
by collecting the checkpoints. You will also have a passenger with you who will
perform drive-bys on any drivers that get close. Try to get close to the people
on Sanchez's as it's easier for them to get the checkpoints. Be careful though
as the other drivers will also perform drive-bys on you. There is a glowing
blue spanner pickup that randomly appears around the arena. Pick it up to
repair your car. Other than that, that's all you need to know.
Reward: $10000, Bloodring Banger spawns outside the stadium.
|=============================================================================|
| C. Dirt Track (SADIR) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
You'll be using a Sanchez for this mission. You're racing in a dirt ring this
time, against 11 other competitors. It's the same as any other race except
you will have to jump ramps and mounds of dirt throughout the course. You
have to complete six laps around the course. There's not a lot of advice I can
give you here, except get an early lead and keep it.
Reward: $25000
After completing this mission, the BF Injection spawns outside the arena.
|=============================================================================|
| D. Kick Start (SAKIC) |
|=============================================================================|
Difficulty: 4/10
This mission is quite fun. You'll be using a Sanchez again here. Around the
arena are several ramps and hoops with glowing spheres near them. What you
have to do is collect these spheres to gain points. Green spheres are worth 1
point and are easy to find. Amber spheres are worth 2 points and are a little
harder to reach. Red spheres are worth 3 points and are quite hard to reach.
You need a total of 26 points to complete the mission. After completing this
mission, the Dune will spawn outside the arena.
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 25. Courier Missions (SACMI) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|=============================================================================|
| A. Los Santos Courier (SALSC) |
|=============================================================================|
The Los Santos Courier missions can be activated by hopping on the BMX
outside Roboi's Food Market in Commerce. The objective for Courier missions
is to deliver a certain amount of packages around San Andreas in a certain
amount of time. You need to throw the package through a red corona for it
to count. If you miss the throw, pick the package up again as it lowers your
reward at the end if you don't. To throw a package through a corona, press
the same buttons as you would to perform a drive-by.
+---------+
| Stage 1 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 1/10
Drop Offs: 3
Packages: 6
Time Limit: 3:00
The drop off points are fairly close together for the first stage, so no
specific strategy is required here. You have enough time to stop the bike
and line yourself up with the corona before you throw.
+---------+
| Stage 2 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Drop Offs: 4
Packages: 6
Time Limit: 5:00
Same as the previous stage, except the packages a little further apart. You
should still have enough time to line yourself with the coronas before you
throw, as long as you don't crash too much along the way and take too long
lining up.
+---------+
| Stage 3 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Drop Offs: 5
Packages: 7
Time Limit: 5:00
Again, fairly easy. Use the map to work out which coronas to go for first.
The coronas are pretty close together. Get the coronas furthest away first
and make your way to the closest coronas after.
+---------+
| Stage 4 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Drop Offs: 6
Packages: 8
Time Limit: 10:00
This is the most challenging Courier mission in Los Santos, and also the last.
Use your map to plot the quickest route to each corona. Get the furthest away
coronas first, so that you have lots of time for the closer ones. The packages
are very far apart for this stage so you need to save as much time as possible.
Try not to waste any time turning round too many corners. Stay on one road as
much as you can.
After completing all 4 courier stages, Roboi's Food Market will become an
asset that generates $2000 a day.
|=============================================================================|
| B. San Fierro Courier (SASFC) |
|=============================================================================|
The San Fierro Courier missions can be activated by entering the Freeway which
is parked outside the Hippy Shopper in Queens. Since you are using the Freeway
for these missions, you'll be faster, but the Freeway isn't very good at
turning sharp corners at high speeds.
+---------+
| Stage 1 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Drop Offs: 3
Packages: 6
Time Limit: 3:00
This is the easiest San Fierro courier mission. Get the corona in Ocean Flats
first, as it's the furthest away. From there, get the final two coronas in
Hashbury. You should have enough time to line yourself up with each corona
before tossing the package.
+---------+
| Stage 2 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Drop Offs: 4
Packages: 6
Time Limit: 5:00
The coronas are a lot more spread out this time, so you'll need to be fast.
Get the corona in Chinatown first, as it's far away from your starting point.
Get the corona under the Garver Bridge next, and then get the final two
Coronas as you make your way back to your starting point.
+---------+
| Stage 3 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Drop Offs: 5
Packages: 7
Time Limit: 5:00
This is harder than the last two. The coronas are spread pretty far apart and
you have to make an extra delivery in the same amount of time. Get the corona
in Paradiso first, and then get the next two in Palisades and Chinatown, as
you head towards Doherty and then Ocean Flats.
+---------+
| Stage 4 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Drop Offs: 6
Packages: 8
Time Limit: 7:00
This is the hardest San Fierro Courier mission. Get the first two coronas in
Downtown first and then head northwest to Paradiso. Get the rest of the coronas
in any order you want. Leave the corona in Hashbury until last as it's the
closest to your starting point.
Once you complete all 4 San Fierro Courier missions, the Hippy Shopper becomes
an asset that generates $2000 a day.
|=============================================================================|
| C. Las Venturas Courier (SALVC) |
|=============================================================================|
The Las Venturas Courier missions can be activated by jumping on the Faggio
outside the Burger Shot restaurant in Redsands East. The Faggio has brilliant
handling but is very slow.
+---------+
| Stage 1 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 1/10
Drop Offs: 3
Packages: 6
Time Limit: 3:00
This is the easiest Las Venturas mission. The coronas are quite close together
here so this stage should be quite easy. Get the corona on The Strip first,
then turn around and get the one outside the Pay N' Spray in Redsands East.
The corona in Redsands West should be left until last because it's closest to
your starting point.
+---------+
| Stage 2 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Drop Offs: 4
Packages: 6
Time Limit: 5:00
Same as always, there is now a fourth target and the coronas are spread out
further this time. Get the corona furthest away first, which is the one in The
Camel's Toe. Head east from there to the corona outside LV airport. The third
target is on The Strip, and get the corona outside the north-east corner of LV
airport last.
+---------+
| Stage 3 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Drop Offs: 5
Packages: 7
Time Limit: 5:00
Things start getting a little harder here. You have two more targets than
before to deliver to in the same amount of time. Head south to the corona on
The Strip first. Get to the corona outside Las Venturas Airport next and head
south. Get the third corona in Redsands West and head east. Get the next
corona in Old Venturas Strip and then get the final corona in Redsands East
near your starting point.
+---------+
| Stage 4 |
+---------+
Difficulty: 6/10
Drop Offs: 6
Packages: 8
Time Limit: 8:00
This is the last stage for the LV courier and is the hardest. There are now 7
targets spread out over most of LV. Get the corona on the west side of Las
Venturas outside the stadium in Blackfield. Get the corona a little north-west
of there in Whitewood Estates. You should get the corona in Redsands West
next. From there, head north to Prickle Pine and get the fourth corona. Just
east from there is a corona in Spinybed. From there, head south to Roca
Escalante and get the final corona.
Once you complete all 4 Las Venturas Courier missions, Burger Shot becomes an
asset that generates $2000 a day.
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 26. Quarry Missions (SAQUA) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Quarry missions are available at the Hunter Quarry in Las Venturas after you've
beaten the mission "Explosive Situation". Enter the red marker outside the
cabin to start the missions.
+-----------+
| Mission 1 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 1/10
Rocks: 7
Time Limit: 3:30
Easy mission to start off with. Mainly you just have to use the Dozer to clear
the rocks from the path. Just follow the path down to the bottom, pushing the
rocks into the red markers as you go. The controls are a bit confusing at
first but you'll pick them up quick.
Reward: $500
+-----------+
| Mission 2 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Bombs: 4
Time Limit: Varies
You have a time limit to get rid of four bombs in the Quarry that have been
planted by a rival firm. This mission isn't too difficult, just push the
barrel into the red marker and watch it explode. You are told where the bombs
are so you won't need to do too much searching around the Quarry. After you
defuse a bomb, you will have an extra minute added on to your time. Get
all four bombs out of the way to complete the mission.
Reward: $1000
+-----------+
| Mission 3 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Time Limit: 8:00
You have eight minutes to catch the two bombers who planted the bombs in the
previous mission. You're using a Dumper for this mission, so the mission will
be easy. Just smash into any traffic and head straight for the red dot on the
map (the bombers). The bombers are also driving a Dumper so they're not much
faster. There will be a blue "damage" bar in the top-right corner of the screen
that shows you how much damage has been dealt to them. When the bombers are
dead, the mission is complete.
Reward: $2000
+-----------+
| Mission 4 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Time Limit: 4:00
The two bombers you killed in the previous mission have been loaded into a
Dumper and the bodies need to be dumped before the cops come snooping. First,
head to the blue dot on the other side of the quarry, and get in the Dumper.
Drive around the outside of the quarry to get there quicker. You now need to
drive the Dumper back round to the main entrance. Drive to the yellow dot and
park in the red marker. Now this is the hard part, you now have to drive the
Dumper down to the bottom of the quarry, but the slightest bump will cause the
bodies to fall out and you'll fail the mission. Drive carefully but don't
waste too much time. Try to be as quick as you can in the rest of the mission
and have as much time saved for this. Use the right analog stick to lift the
Dumper's loader up and burn the bodies in the fire.
Reward: $3000
+-----------+
| Mission 5 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 6/10
Time Limit: 3:00
Things will start to get quite a bit harder here. The Dumper is loaded with
explosives that need to be delivered to the abandoned airfield. You have
three minutes to get them there. Drive very carefully, the slightest bump
will destroy the vehicle and fail the mission. Stick to long straight roads
as much as you can to save time. You could even try to drive along the
train tracks and pray a train doesn't come along.
Reward: $5000
+-----------+
| Mission 6 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Time Limit: 3:00
After that last mission, this mission is a breeze. Another Dumper has spilled
several explosives across the train tracks. Your job is to remove the
explosives before the train hits them. First off, the train tracks are not
too far from where you start. Drive over there and all you have to do is just
push them off the track. There are about 10 barrels in total to remove. Make
sure you actually push the barrels away from the track and not just off the
rails. If there is a green arrow over the barrel then it is still not off the
tracks. When all the barrels have been removed, the train will pass and the
mission is complete.
Reward: $7500
+-----------+
| Mission 7 |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Time Limit: 8:00
This is the last quarry mission, and it's tricky. A cop has been killed and you
have to dump the body. First, drive down into the quarry and get in the Dozer.
Now push the bike and the body into the nearby red marker. Get out of the Dozer
and jump on the Sanchez parked nearby (there should be one parked by the red
structure in the middle of the quarry). Now quickly drive up to the crane on
the upper level. Get in the crane and pick up the bike and the body. You need
to lower them into the Dumper parked behind the crane. Now, exit the crane and
get in the Dumper. Carefully drive out of the quarry and drive through the red
marker by the main entrance. A yellow dot now appears on the map. This is where
you need to dump the bike and the body. It's just across the road, so it should
be easy to reach. Reverse to the edge of the water and lift up the loader with
the right analog stick just a little bit. The bike and body should slide into
the water. Quickly press the X button here or you'll go sliding into the water
with them.
Reward: $10000
After completing the Quarry missions, the Hunter Quarry becomes an asset that
will generate up to $2000 a day. The Dozer and Dumper will also spawn in the
Quarry.
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 27. Import/Export (SAIMP) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
To open up the Import/Export list, first complete Driving School. Jethro will
call you about Wang Cars. Once you've bought Wang Cars, complete the mission
"Customs Fast Track" to unlock the I/E list. The I/E list can be found at the
docks in Easter Basin, San Fierro. Check the vehicles section above for the
locations of vehicles. After exporting a vehicle, that vehicle will be
available for importing.
+-------------------------------+
| Export List 1 |
+-------------------------------+
+----------------+--------------+
| Vehicle | Reward |
+----------------+--------------+
| Patriot | $40000 |
| Sanchez | $8000 |
| Stretch | $40000 |
| Feltzer | $35000 |
| Remington | $30000 |
| Buffalo | $35000 |
| Sentinel | $35000 |
| Infernus | $95000 |
| Camper | $26000 |
| Admiral | $35000 |
+----------------+--------------+
+-------------------------------+
| Export List 2 |
+-------------------------------+
+----------------+--------------+
| Vehicle | Reward |
+----------------+--------------+
| Slamvan | $19000 |
| Blista Compact | $35000 |
| Stafford | $35000 |
| Sabre | $19000 |
| FCR-900 | $10000 |
| Cheetah | $105000 |
| Rancher | $40000 |
| Stallion | $19000 |
| Tanker | $35000 |
| Comet | $35000 |
+----------------+--------------+
+-------------------------------+
| Export List 3 |
+-------------------------------+
+----------------+--------------+
| Blade | $19000 |
| Freeway | $10000 |
| Mesa | $25000 |
| ZR 350 | $45000 |
| Euros | $35000 |
| Banshee | $45000 |
| Super GT | $105000 |
| Journey | $22000 |
| Huntley | $40000 |
| BF Injection | $15000 |
+----------------+--------------+
You can import vehicles are exporting a certain amount of vehicles on an export
list.
+----------------------------------------------------+
| Import List 1 |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
| Vehicle | Price | No. of vehicles to export |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
| Monster | $32000 | Export 5 vehicles |
| Windsor | $28000 | Export 10 vehicles |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
+----------------------------------------------------+
| Import List 2 |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
| Vehicle | Price | No. of vehicles to export |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
| Bandito | $12000 | Export 5 vehicles |
| Turismo | $76000 | Export 10 vehicles |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
+----------------------------------------------------+
| Import List 3 |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
| Vehicle | Price | No. of vehicles to export |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
| Vortex | $20800 | Export 5 vehicles |
| Bullet | $84000 | Export 10 vehicles |
+-------------+----------+---------------------------+
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 28. Race Tournaments (SARTS) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|=============================================================================|
| A. Los Santos Race Tournaments (SALSR) |
|=============================================================================|
+---------------+
| Lowrider Race |
+---------------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: Blade
Track Distance: 2.00km
Quite an easy race. The course is pretty straight with only a few turns. At
the start, accelerate right right and try to get a lead as soon as possible.
The first three checkpoints are along the long road by the beach. Watch out
for streetlights along the middle of the road. After the third checkpoint,
you'll be heading north towards the tunnel leading to the countryside. The
fourth checkpoint is by the tunnel. Continue on and slow down a little for
the fifth checkpoint, you'll need to make a couple of swift turns. Continue
on and drive through the next few checkpoints until you reach the pier.
Speed down the pier until you reach the last checkpoint.
+-------------+
| Little Loop |
+-------------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Vehicle: NRG-500
Track Distance: 1.00km
This race is a lot shorter. You'll be simply driving around Los Flores, East
Beach and East Los Santos. However, this race will be a little more difficult.
You'll be using the NRG-500 for this mission. A very fast bike but hard to
control. Cut the corner by the first checkpoint and speed up the road. Turn
right and continue up the next road through the second checkpoint. Continue
up the road and after the third checkpoint, there will be a descending road.
Slow down a little here, but not so much that you fall behind everyone else,
and drive down the road. Take the second left again at the bottom and continue
on. Drive through the two checkpoints on the "S" shaped road. You'll finish
the race right where you started.
+-------------------+
| Backroad Wanderer |
+-------------------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Vehicle: FCR-900
Track Distance: 3.00km
This race takes place along the north-west part of Richman. At the start of
the race, accelerate and stay on the right side of the road. After the first
checkpoint, the road will start sloping down fast. Keep up with the other
racers and try to avoid the traffic. The next three or four checkpoints are
along this road. It's a pretty straight road so if you fall behind you should
be able to catch up without any great difficulty. The road will then curve
around. Use the handbrake here to avoid swerving off the road. You'll start
heading back the way you came from. Once again you should be able to get the
next two checkpoints. The main problem here is the traffic and the sloping
roads. After the next two checkpoints, the road will slope down steeply. But
after that the rest of the checkpoints shouldn't be too much of a problem.
+--------------+
| City Circuit |
+--------------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: FCR-900
Track Distance: 3.00km
This race takes place around the north-east corner of section of Los Santos.
You'll be on the highway in Idlewood. The first four checkpoints should be
easy since you're on a straight open road and this is your chance to get in
the lead. After the first four checkpoints, cut the corner up ahead for the
fifth and turn left in East Beach. The next two checkpoints are along the
main road. Watch out for traffic and continue on. Turn left again and drive
through the next checkpoint as the road slopes upwards. The next four check-
points are further along the road before you reach the Mulholland Intersection.
The remaining six checkpoints are around the Mulholland Intersection, but if
you are in the lead at this point, you should be able to win this race.
+----------+
| Vinewood |
+----------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Vehicle: Sunrise
Track Distance: 3.00km
At the start of the race, accelerate and drive through the first two
checkpoints along the straight road. After the first two checkpoints, the
road starts sloping up towards Mulholland. The next checkpoint is about
halfway up the road. Watch out for incoming traffic here. Up next is a long
straight road where there is another four checkpoints. Slow down a little
after the fourth checkpoint as the road drops down a little. Drive through
the next checkpoint at the bottom and continue on across the bridge. Use
the handbrake to make a quick right turn after crossing the bridge and also
cut the corner as the road slopes up again. There are a few twisting roads
around the next three checkpoints and the road will slope down again. Be
careful at the bottom here, the next checkpoint is next to a bridge. You'll
need to drive off the bridge. Landing safely here can be a problem so slow
down a little. Once you've landed, speed up and try to catch up if you fell
behind. The remaining checkpoints are all easy to reach.
+---------+
| Freeway |
+---------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Vehicle: Super GT
Track Distance: 4.00km
At the start, accelerate and drive through the first two checkpoints in front
of you. The get the third checkpoint, slow down and drive over the grassy
area in the middle of the road. Be careful of flipping the car here and watch
out for the other cars who all seem to crash into each other in the wall next
to the aqueduct. This is a chance to get a lead here, so speed ahead to the
next checkpoint under the Mulholland Intersection. The three checkpoints after
this are pretty simple, but you'll have to use the handbrake for a few turns
for the next couple of checkpoints. After that the road slopes down onto the
Intersection where there are two more checkpoints. You'll be able to catch up
here if you fell behind earlier. Turn right when the Intersection splits and
get the next two checkpoints. Turn right again and then left at the splits and
continue on. The next 5 checkpoints are on a long straight road so they should
be easy. The final two checkpoints after that are also easy.
+------------------+
| Into the Country |
+------------------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Vehicle: Bullet
Track Distance: 8.00km
This is one hell of a long race, going all around the outside of Los Santos and
straight through the middle. You start off at Los Santos International. At the
start, accelerate and drive through the first checkpoint just ahead. The road
curves left and slopes down into a tunnel. The second checkpoint is just before
the tunnel. The third checkpoint is at the other end of the tunnel and the
fourth a little further up. The next two checkpoints are further up in Ocean
Beach. The next four checkpoints are along the long main road in East Beach.
Once you've got those, you'll be heading into the countryside. After the next
checkpoint, the road splits into three. Take the middle road for the next
checkpoint. The next three checkpoints shouldn't be a problem but be careful
of the next three as you will be near oncoming traffic so stay on the right
side of the road. The next five checkpoints are all along the Mulholland
Intersection. Once you're off the Intersection, get the final two check-
points to win the race.
+------------+
| Badlands A |
+------------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Vehicle:
Track Distance: 4.00km
Note: This race is completed during the mission "Wu Zi Mu" in the Badlands.
+------------+
| Badlands B |
+------------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Vehicle: ZR-350
Track Distance: 4.00km
Note: This race is completed during the mission "Farewell, My Love..." in the
Badlands.
|=============================================================================|
| B. San Fierro Race Tournament (SASFR) |
|=============================================================================|
+-----------------+
| Dirtbike Danger |
+-----------------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: Sanchez
Track Distance: 3.00km
At the start of the race, accelerate and press the left analog stick forward
to gain speed. You'll start off going down an off-road slope. Go through the
first checkpoint and the path will slowly start to slope up again. Watch out
for the fallen tree near the second checkpoint. Cross the bridge and get the
third checkpoint at the end. The next 7 checkpoints are pretty simple if you
just keep your speed up. There are a few small turns but nothing challenging.
There is a parked truck on the path just before you cross a small bridge so
watch out for that. Again, the remaining checkpoints appear in wide, open
areas. You'll end up at a small farm by the side of the road.
+----------------+
| Bandito County |
+----------------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Vehicle: Bandito
Track Distance: 3.00km
This race is a little difficult, because the Bandito can roll over easily. The
first five checkpoints in the race are in wide open areas. Watch out for a
parked Quad after the fifth checkpoint. The next two checkpoints are along
a path sloping down. Drive slowly into the second checkpoint. If you go too
fast, you'll end up in the water at the bottom of the path. You'll need to
use a handbrake turn after getting the second checkpoint. Continue along the
path and drive to the right a bit. There's a small river running along here
so use the small bit of land to cross it. The path is a little rocky from
there but straightforward.
+---------------+
| Go-Go Carting |
+---------------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: Kart
Track Distance: 1.00km
Another very short race. You start the race outside the Avispa Country Club.
The Kart has good handling but spins out easily. At the start of the race,
accelerate and get the first checkpoint in front of you. Cross the street and
go down the alley. The second checkpoint is in the alley. Turn right out of
the alley and head up the sloping road to the third checkpoint. Turn left to
get the next checkpoint. Turn left again and head down the sloping road. The
next checkpoint is on a winding road, so be careful about spinning out here.
Continue on and get the next checkpoint by the helipad. There are three more
checkpoints a little further along in three alleys. If you fell behind earlier,
you can speed up here and take the lead again. There are two more checkpoints
after that are easy to get.
+---------------------+
| San Fierro Fastlane |
+---------------------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Vehicle: Alpha
Track Distance: 2.00km
This will be the first hard race you've had for a while. At the start of the
race, the first checkpoint is just ahead at the end of the archway. Follow
the winding road and speed up as the road slopes up. At the top, use a hand-
brake turn to go left and follow the road down again. Get the third check-
point and continue. Speed up as much as you can here to get the lead. The next
two checkpoints are along this open road. After the second checkpoint, you'll
have to make a quick turn right and head up another sloping road. Get the next
two checkpoints and then speed up again. For the next 5(?) checkpoints, you'll
be up and down several sloping roads so just floor it. After that there are
two more checkpoints until the end of the race.
+------------------+
| San Fierro Hills |
+------------------+
Difficulty: 6/10
Vehicle: Phoenix
Track Distance: 8.00km
Another long race, but it's not as hard as it looks. At the start of the race,
the first three checkpoints are on the curved road. Move to the left for the
next checkpoint and head up the sloping road. If you're lucky, the other
drivers will veer off in the other direction, allowing you an easy lead. Get
the next two checkpoints on the sloping roads and keep your speed up. There
is a long road just up ahead with three more checkpoints, but they slope both
up and down and you're likely to crash. The three checkpoints after that will
lead onto the Downtown Intersection. From there, just floor it but watch out
for traffic. You'll end up turning around and heading Missionary Hill. This is
a long winding road and the bollards lining the roads make driving difficult.
There are quite a few awkward turns around here and a pool of water at the
bottom that you definitely want to avoid. Once you're away from Missionary
Hill, floor it again along the Intersection. Once you're off in the
Intersection, speed along the main road and under the bridge for the last
five checkpoints.
+-------------------+
| Country Endurance |
+-------------------+
Difficulty: 8/10
Vehicle: Bullet
Track Distance: 10.00km
A long, and very tricky race. At the start, accelerate and get the first
checkpoint in front of you. Speed through the tunnel (watch out for the
traffic), and get the second checkpoint at the other side. Now for a
tricky part. You will be driving around the outside of Red County for a
while during the race and the other cars seem to get a bit chaotic here and
can sometimes knock you off into the water. Keep your speed up and try to
avoid the other cars. Once you're away from the water, there's a long road
where you can speed up and get a good lead until you reach the winding road at
the end. Be careful going up this road. If you are knocked off, you will fall
way behind and it can be difficult to catch up. Use the handbrake for turns
and always try to keep your speed up. After the winding road, there are a
couple of long roads where you speed up and try to catch up to the other
drivers. Once you reach the Los Santos Inlet you'll be driving near water
again so watch out for that. Once you've passed the Flint Intersection
there's more long straight roads where you can get a good lead again but
once you reach Whetstone there are more turns that could lead to you in the
water. From there, there are only a few more checkpoints until the end of
the race.
|=============================================================================|
| C. Las Venturas Race Tournament (SALAR) |
|=============================================================================|
Note: These are not actual races as you are not racing anyone. All you have to
do is complete the course.
+---------------+
| World War Ace |
+---------------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Vehicle: Rustler
Track Distance: 6.00km
At the start, you'll be on the runway of Los Santos International. Takeoff and
remember to raise the landing gear. Fly through the first corona right in front
of you. Basically, for the rest of the mission, just fly through the coronas as
they appear. You'll be flying right through Los Santos and part of the country-
side for this mission. Pretty easy mission.
+--------------+
| Barnstorming |
+--------------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Vehicle: Stunt Plane
Track Distance: 12.00km
Takeoff at the start and the same rules apply for this mission. Simply fly
through the coronas as they appear. The handling of the stunt plane isn't as
good as the Rustler and can be a bit awkward. Use the R2 and L2 buttons to
turn the plane. You start off in San Fierro airport and most of the course is
over the countryside. Maybe a little bit more difficult than the last mission
simply because of the handling of the Stunt Plane.
+------------------+
| Military Service |
+------------------+
Difficulty: 5/10
Vehicle: Hydra
Track Distance: 17.00km
A tricky course it will take a while to finish it. The Hydra is a jet and a
helicopter so you can decide how you want to fly it. I found it easier flying
as a jet. It goes faster but the handling is easier. Use the L2 and R2 buttons
for turning as always, or you'll lose control. The Hydra is very fragile and
the slightest bump could destroy it, so be careful when flying low for the
coronas. There are several tricky coronas that require you to fly low under or
over bridges at awkward angles so be careful there too.
+--------------------+
| Chopper Checkpoint |
+--------------------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Vehicle: Maverick
Track Distance: 4.00km
So much easier than the last course. The Maverick has good handling and decent
speed. Not much advice is needed here, the same rules apply. This should be a
very easy course to pass.
+----------------------+
| Whirly Bird Waypoint |
+----------------------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: News Chopper
Track Distance: 4.00km
Another easy course. This course takes place in San Fierro and pretty much
the only challenging part here is navigating the narrow streets for the
coronas between buildings. Overall, a very easy course.
+-----------+
| Heli Hell |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Vehicle: Hunter
Track Distance: 4.00km
Another tricky course but still not as hard as some of the courses. Like the
Hydra, the Hunter has awkward handling and the controls seem a little
sensitive, so fly the Hunter carefully. The Hunter is also a little bulky
and flying low into the narrow streets can be a little challenging. Overall,
this course shouldn't give you too many problems.
|=============================================================================|
| D. LVA Freight Depot Race Tournament (SALFD) |
|=============================================================================|
+----------------------------+
| San Fierro to Las Venturas |
+----------------------------+
Difficulty: 3/10
Vehicle: Banshee
Track Distance: 7.00km
At the start of the race, accelerate and drive through the first checkpoint at
the end of the tunnel. Grab the second checkpoint a little further up and
continue on. The next three checkpoints are along the Gant Bridge. This is a
good chance to get a lead as you can just speed right along the bridge. Just
watch out for the tollbooths at the start and the traffic. Once you're off the
bridge, the next two checkpoints are a little further up as the road curves.
Continue on, and get the checkpoint just before the tunnel. There is another
checkpoint just before the tunnel exit. Floor it after exiting the tunnel and
get the next 13 checkpoints along the coast of Tierra Robada, but keep an
eye out for the ocean. Traffic is a bit of a problem here, so keep an eye out
for that. These checkpoints will lead you straight into Las Venturas and onto
the Thruway. Floor it along the Thruway to get the final 3 checkpoints.
+-----------+
| Dam Rider |
+-----------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: NRG-500
Track Distance: 4.00km
At the start of the course, accelerate and press the left analog stick forward
to speed up as always. The first checkpoint is just in front of you. Turn the
corner and get the second checkpoint. For the third checkpoint you will have to
make a sharp turn, so use the handbrake. Speed up here as fast as you can as
the next seven checkpoints are along a mostly straight road with just a few
turns. Use this opportunity to get the lead. After the seventh checkpoint, make
a sharp handbrake turn left and get the next checkpoint. Drive straight through
Fort Carson for the next three checkpoints and continue on. The next checkpoint
is right next to the railroad track. The next two checkpoints are on a mostly
straight road. Head up the winding road, getting the next two checkpoints (cut
corners as much as you can). After the next two checkpoints, you reach the
Sherman Dam. Gain as much speed as possible here and speed through the final
three checkpoints.
+---------------+
| Desert Tricks |
+---------------+
Difficulty: 4/10
Vehicle: FCR-900
Track Distance: 4.00km
At the start of the course, accelerate and press the left analog stick forward
to speed up. As always, the first checkpoint is always just in front of where
you start. Follow the off-road path as it slopes down a little and get the
next checkpoint. Speed along the road and get the next two checkpoints. For
the next checkpoint, slow down a little and drive carefully down the winding
road. The next three checkpoints are along a straight road so floor it and
catch up if you fall behind. The next checkpoint is in front of a gas station
so slow down a little so you don't go flying into the pumps and wreck your
vehicle. If you're lucky, the other drivers sometimes crash into each other
here, giving you another opportunity to get in the lead. There is now another
drive along the coast of Tierra Robada (similar to "Dam Rider"). Again, keep
your speed up but slow down for turns. You'll reach the Sherman Dam again for
the next two checkpoints. After the Dam, you'll have to turn onto an off-road
path. The final two checkpoints are along here.
+-----------------------+
| Las Venturas Ringroad |
+-----------------------+
Difficulty: 2/10
Vehicle: Turismo
Track Distance: 5.00km
The next race is quite simple. You will be driving around the whole outside of
Las Venturas. Along the Julius Thruway, to be precise. Anyway, it's a very
simple course. Just floor it for the whole race, you should be able to get in
the lead very easily here and there's a lot of opportunity. Same as always,
just keep an eye out for traffic, especially roads leading off the Thruway.
Cars tend to turn right in front of you. Try to make the other drivers crash
into the concrete divider down the middle of the road or another way.
For completing all the races, you'll get a $1,000,000 reward.
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| 29. Triathlon Races (SATRR) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Triathlon races are a new type of challenge in San Andreas. It consists of
three races in one - running, cycling and swimming. The races takes up a big
portion of the map so make sure your stamina, swimming and cycling skill are
all at maximum. It doesn't have to be maximum, as long as it's high but having
max skill will make the race that little bit easier. The Triathlon races are
only available on Saturdays and Sundays, you'll know if they are available
as there will be a red marker in their location.
|=============================================================================|
| A. Beat the Cock 1 (SABTC) |
|=============================================================================|
The first race is available by the lighthouse on the Santa Maria Beach in Los
Santos. You are racing against 8 other competitors, one is wearing a chicken
suit from Cluckin' Bell.
Part 1: Swimming
Sprint into the water and just keep rapidly tapping X to swim at top speed. The
other competitors are very fast so make sure you have top swimming skill. Not
sure if Lung Capacity makes a difference since that's underwater. Anyway, the
swimming will take you north-west to Flint County where you have quickly exit
the water and jump on the nearby bicycles within 25 seconds before you are
disqualified from the race.
Part 2: Cycling
If you are the first out of the water, sprint to your bike and pedal away as
quickly as possible. The cycling part will take you partway through the Back
O' Beyond before you have to turn onto a dirt road. The main thing you should
watch out for here is rocks, fallen trees and water. The path is very rocky
here. Once you're off the dirt path you'll need to cycle through Angel Pine.
There are no turns in Angel Pine, just cycle straight ahead towards Mount
Chiliad. You'll have to continue around Mount Chiliad until you reach San
Fierro. Once you reach San Fierro, get off the bike and start running.
Part 3: Running
You now need to start running up Missionary Hill. This is probably the easiest
part of the lot. The only annoying thing here is that your pretty much forced
to stay on the road, and there no shortcuts or anything to help, but if you've
come this far, you should have no trouble with this part. The course ends at
the top of Missionary Hill.
Reward: $10000
|=============================================================================|
| B. Beat the Cock 2 (SABTC) |
|=============================================================================|
The second race takes place on the small beach in Fisher's Lagoon, in the
south-west corner of Palomino Creek. Once again, this race can only be entered
on and Saturdays and Sundays. Note that this course is much longer and harder
than the first.
Part 1: Swimming
Same as the first race, sprint into the water and tap the X button as much
as you can. Not much different to the first race, you'll be swimming west
through most of Red County. The swimming part will finish on a small beach in
Mulholland, so quickly exit the water and sprint over to your bike.
Part 2: Cycling
Now this part is much longer. You start off in Mulholland but you will have
to cycle through the whole of San Fierro and most of the desert. There will
be a few checkpoints on the road before you have to cycle along another dirt
path. The dirt path is short and flat but there are a few blind turns and you
will be cycling close to water. Once you're off the dirt path you'll have to
cycle through Blueberry. The race will then take you through the Panopticon
and south-southwest until you reach San Fierro. Once you're in San Fierro,
you'll head north through Foster Valley, Doherty, Easter Basin, Esplanade
North and then onto the Gant Bridge. Now is a good chance to get a lead if
you are falling behind. The Gant Bridge will lead you straight into Bayside
and through the desert. You then have to cycle south-east through Tierra
Robada and across the Sherman Dam. From there, the rest is pretty easy.
You'll go through most of Bone County, heading north towards Verdant Meadows
and into Las Venturas. Once in Las Venturas, use the Thruway and the Harry
Gold Parkway to get a good lead if you've fallen behind. After that, there's
a few turns until the running starts.
Part 3: Running
The third and final part is basically a long run down the Strip. Very simple
and the same as before. Not much else to say here. The final checkpoint is
outside the Four Dragons Casino.
Reward: $20000
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 30. Radio Station Scripts (SARSS) |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|=============================================================================|
| A. Bounce FM Lyrics (SABFM) |
|=============================================================================|
Playlist
========
* Cameo - Candy
* Dazz Band - Let It Whip
* Fatback - Yum Yum
* Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on me
* George Clinton - Loopzilla
* Isley Brothers - Between the Sheets
* Johnny Harris - Odyssey
* Kool and the Gang - Hollywood Swingin'
* Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage
* Maze - Twilight
* Mother, Father, Sister, Brother - Love Is the Message
* Ohio Players - Funky Worm
* Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster
* Rick James - Cold Blooded
* Ronnie Hudson - West Coast Poplock
* Roy Ayers - Running Away
* Zapp - I Can Make You Dance
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: CAMEO
* SONG: CANDY
* ALBUM: "WORD UP" (1986)
It's like candy
I can feel it when you walk
Even when you talk it takes over me
You're so dandy
I wanna know
Can you feel it too just like I do
(Hoo!)
This stuff is starting now
It's the same feeling
I always seem to get around you
There's no mistaking; I'm clearly taken
By the simple mere thought of you
(Oh!)
This stuff is starting now
This stuff is starting now
This stuff is starting now
(Hoo!)
My eyes roll in my head
I toss and turn in my bed
In the morning when I think about you
(Yes I do)
Simply put, you're the reason why
Even though I'm real shy
(Real shy)
I attempt to look my best for you
(Indeed I do, just for you)
Cause you affect me, fascinate me
I thank heaven for the things that you do
It's like candy
You sure are sweet - Sweet!
You're so dandy
You're taking my appetite - but it's all right
It's like candy
(Ooh, vanilla! chocolate!)
You look real nice, wrapped up tight
You're so dandy
You're giving me a heart attack
It's the kind I like
It's like candy, you're so dandy...
You're like a brand new feeling
In a special way
A surprise package
On a bright clear sunny day
And wrapped up tight
(So good - so good)
Strawberry! raspberry!
All those good thangs!
Violets and gumdrops
That's what you're saying to me
(Ow!)
(Sweet candy - candy)
It's like candy
Sure seems like good candy to me
You're so dandy
Just keep doing what you do
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: DAZZ BAND
* SONG: LET IT WHIP
* ALBUM: "KEEP IT LIVE" (1982)
Wanna see you with it
Sho' could treat you right
Give me just a minute
Of your time tonight
We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
We'll get into groovin'
Love your body language
Baby, let me know
You've got me sort of anxious
We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
So let it whip
(let's whip it baby)
Child
(let's whip it right)
Get a grip
(let's whip it baby, work it all night)
Well, what's your trip
(oh no)
Child
C'mon let it whip
Oww-hoo
Now that you can see
How you groove with me
What else can I do
To get closer to you
We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
We have the natural feeling
Obviously revealing
Let me be your paper man
I'd love to be your joker man
We both are here to have the fun
So let it whip
So let it whip
(let's whip it baby)
Child
(let's whip it right)
Get a grip
(let's whip it baby, whip it all night)
Well, what's your trip
(oh no)
Child
C'mon let it whip
(C'mon whip)
(C'mon whip)
So let it whip
(let's whip it baby)
Child
(let's whip it right)
Get a grip
(let's whip it baby, whip it all night)
Well, what's your trip
(oh no)
Child
C'mon let it whip
(C'mon whip)
Ohhh
(C'mon whip)
(There's no time to lose)
There is no time to lose
(You're the one I choose, it's alright)
You're the one I choose,
I only wanna be with you
You're the one for me
Can't you see that I
(I won't waste your time)
I won't waste your time
(I sense something divine in you)
Something divine in you
(yes I do)
Oooh-hoo-hoo
So let it whip
(let's whip it baby)
Child
(let's whip it right)
Get a grip
(let's whip it baby, whip it all night)
Well, what's your trip
(oh no)
Child
C'mon let it whip
(C'mon whip)
(C'mon whip)
(let's whip it baby)
(let's whip it right)
(let's whip it baby, whip it all night)
(C'mon whip)
(C'mon whip)
(There's no time to lose)
There is no time to lose
(You're the one I choose, it's alright)
Hey, you're the one I choose,
I only wanna be with you
You're the one for me
Can't you see that I
(I won't waste your time)
I won't waste your time
(I sense something divine in you)
Something divine in you
(yes I do)
Oooh-hoo-hoo
So let it whip
(let's whip it baby)
Child
(let's whip it right)
Get a grip
(let's whip it baby, whip it all night)
Well, what's your trip
(oh no)
Child
C'mon let it whip
(C'mon whip)
(C'mon whip)
So let it whip
(let's whip it baby)
Child
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: FATBACK
* SONG: YUM YUM
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: THE GAP BAND
* SONG: YOU DROPPED A BOMB ON ME
* ALBUM: "GAP BAND IV" (1982)
You were the girl that changed my world
You were the girl for me
You lit the fuse, I stand accused
You were the first for me
But you turned me out, baby
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped a bomb on me
You turn me out, you turn me on
You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
Just like Adam and Eve, said you'd set me free
You took me to the sky, I'd never been so high
You were my pills, you were my thrills
You were my hope, baby, you were my smoke
You dropped a bomb, hey, babe
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby (Mmm)
You dropped a bomb on me (You dropped a bomb on me, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
We were in motion, felt like an ocean
You were the girl for me
You were the first explosion, turned out to be corrosion
You were the first for me
But you turned me out, baby
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (Whoa...whoa...oh...oh...baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (I won’t forget what you done to me, babe)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won't forget it
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me.
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: GEORGE CLINTON
* SONG: LOOPZILLA
* ALBUM: "EP ATOMIC CLINTON" (1988)
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that knob
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that knob
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that knob
They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the floor
They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the floor
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that dial
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the floor
They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the floor
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that knob
Don't touch that knob
Don't touch that knob
Living radio, where sounds are seen
Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Sugar pie, honey bunch
You know that I love you
Sir, things rearrange
And the world puts on a new face
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that radio
Don't touch that knob
They drive you up the wall
Because they know we are the only ones
Because they know we are the only ones
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: ISLEY BROTHERS
* SONG: BETWEEN THE SHEETS
* ALBUM: "BETWEEN THE SHEETS" (1983)
Hey girl, ain't no mystery
At least as far as I can see
I wanna keep you here layin' next to me
Sharin' our love between the sheets
Ooh...baby, baby
I feel your love surrounding me
Whoa... ho... ho... ho... hoo... ooh... baby, baby
Makin' love between the sheets
Ooh girl, let me hold you tight
And you know I'll make you feel alright
Oh baby girl, just cling to me and let your mind be free
While makin' love between the sheets
Ooh girl, I'll love you all night long
And I know you felt it comin' on
Ooh darlin' just taste my love, ooh you taste so sweet
Sharin' our love between the sheets
Ooh... baby, baby
I feel your love surrounding me
Whoa... ho... ho... ho... ooh... baby, baby
We're makin' love between the sheets
Hey girl, what's your fantasy?
I'll take you there to that ecstasy
Ooh girl, you blow my mind, I'll always be your freak
Let's make sweet love between the sheets
Ooh...baby, baby
I feel your love surrounding me
Whoa... ho... ho... ho... ooh... baby, baby
Makin' love between the sheets
Ooh...baby, baby
Feel your love surrounding me
Whoa... ho... ho... ho... ooh... baby, baby
Makin' love between the sheets
Enough of the singin', let's make love
In between the sheets
Oh, I like the way you receive me (Receive me, receive me)
Girl, I love the way you relieve me
I'm comin' on, comin' on strong (Comin' on strong)
(Sweet darlin') In between the sheets
Oh, I like the way you receive me (Receive me, receive me)
Girl, I love the way you relieve me
Comin' on, comin' on strong (Comin' on strong)
(Sweet darlin') In between the sheets
You got me moanin'
Girl, you got me groanin'
I'm comin', comin' on strong
(Sweet darlin') In between the sheets
Let's get all the way down
Turn it over
I'm comin', comin', comin', comin' on strong
(Sweet darlin') In between the sheets
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: JOHNNY HARRIS
* SONG: ODYSSEY
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only.
===============================================================================
* ARTIST: KOOL AND THE GANG
* SONG: HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN'
* ALBUM: "WILD AND PEACEFUL" (1973)
Ahh now party people!
Now party people getting down!
Now you've got to put your hands together!
Just
Get on down and get on down and
Get on down!!
Alright!
Hey Hey Hey!
Come on now! Gotta sing it now...
What you got to say?
Oh, what you got to say now?
Hey Hey Hey!
Come On Now! Gotta sing it now...
What you got to say?
Oh what you got to say now?
Hollywood
Hollywood Swingin'
We got that, we got that, we got that
Hollywood Swingin'
Hollywood! (Hollywood now)
Hollywood Swingin'!
Oh! Now I got that swingin' Aheheh!
I remember
Not too long ago
I went to the theatre
And I saw the Kool & The Gang show
I always wanted (oh yes I did)
To fit into a band
I got to, I got to:
Sing my songs, sing my songs, sing my songs
And become a big piano playing man
So here I am, here I am, here I am...
Oh, in this Hollywood city
Yeah.. City of stars, movies, women and cars
Well I guess.. I guess I have to stay! Alright!
Hey Hey Hey! (Come On Sing It!)
What you got to say? What you got to say now yeah?
Hey Hey Hey! (Sing It Now!)
What you got to say? What you got to say now yeah?
Hollywood! (Hollywood Yeah)
Hollywood Swingin'!
Yo swing it like that!
Hollywood! (Hollywood now)
The Hollywood swingin'!
Oh.. Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood now!
Hollywood Swingin' Oh a hey yeah!
Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood!
Now Hollywood Hollywood
Now they're all swinging in Hollywood!
Hollywood Swingin'
Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood now Hollywood
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* ARTIST: LAKESIDE
* SONG: FANTASTIC VOYAGE
* ALBUM: "FANTASTIC VOYAGE" (1980)
Hey, come on, come along take a ride
There's a party over there, that ain't no jive
It's live, live, it's all the way live
Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive
Just slide, glide, slippity-slide
Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5
And just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on
Now this groove's so funky, hey, what to you think
What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
I'm the captain of this vessel
We wanna take you on a cruise
All around the land, music is at hand (Huh)
We wanna play it for you
(You see) We want to be (We want to be)
Your crew of entertainers (Jam to the music)
Jam to the beat (Jam, yeah)
Don't let nothing restrain you (Uh-huh)
We just want you to feel
Nothing but pleasure (Pleasure), musical pleasure (Yeah, yeah)
Our music is very real (It's really real)
Truly a treasure (A treasure), musical treasure
Come along, pack your bags
Get on up and jam y'all
Come on and ride on the funk, y'all
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
We're the directors of this groove ship
And you are under our command, yeah
What you should do is take a listen, too
So you can understand
(You know) We like to see (People havin' a good time)
Everybody happy (Do you wanna party)
We create the beat (That foot stompin' music)
That keeps the people dancin' (Uh-huh)
We just want you to feel (We just want you to feel)
Nothing but pleasure, musical pleasure (Want you to feel)
Cause music is a world of fantasy (It's a fantasy)
Let's live it together (A pleasure), musical pleasure
(Come along, come along, come along)
So come along beyond the sea
(Dance in the sunshine) Take a load off of your mind
Our music is very real (So very real)
Truly a treasure, musical treasure
Come along, pack your bags
Get on up and jam y'all
Come on and ride on the funk, y'all
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
(Come along, ride the boat, hey bring it on me)
To the Land of Funk
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
(Do you wanna ride with me)
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
(Do you wanna go, ah)
To the Land of Funk, Funk, Funk
To the Land of Funk, to the Land of Funk, to the Land of Funk
Hey, come on, come along take a ride
There's a party over there, that ain't no jive
It's live, live, it's all the way live
Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive
Just slide, glide, slippity-slide
Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5
And just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on
Now the groove's so funky, hey, what to you think
What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank
If you're ready to party and you wanna get down
Bring your ma, your pa, and brother James Brown
Bring Auntie Em and Toto too
And all the party people to do their do
We'll dance and party till the early light
And say, Hey, we're feelin' alright
So come along, come on take a ride
There's a party over there, that ain't no lie
We're leavin' here in a cloud of smoke
And th-th-that-th-th-that-th-th-that's all folks
Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We just want you to feel (We just want you to feel)
Nothing but pleasure, musical pleasure (Want you to feel)
Cause music is a world of fantasy
Let's live it together (Together), musical pleasure (We want you to
feel)
So come along beyond your seat (Come along beyond the seat)
(Dance in the sunshine) Take a load off of your mind (Yeah...)
Our music is very real (So very real)
Truly a treasure, musical treasure
Hurry up
Pack your bags and jam y'all
Come on and ride on the funk now
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
(Do you wanna go, do you wanna go, do you wanna go, do you wanna go)
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
(Come-a, come-a, come-a, come on, come on now to the Land of Funk)
(Do you wanna party, do you wanna jam)
To the Land of Funk
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
(Come on and dance in the sunshine)
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
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* ARTIST: MAZE
* SONG: TWILIGHT
* ALBUM: "BACK TO BASICS" (1993)
Twilight! (Repeat from start to finish)
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* ARTIST: MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER (MFSB)
* SONG: LOVE IS THE MESSAGE
* ALBUM: "LOVE IS THE MESSAGE" (1975)
Love is the message
Love, love is, love is the
Woo-hoo, doo doo doo ooh
Love is, love is the message that I say to you
Love is the message that I bring to you
Love is the message for a song
Love is, love is the message that I say to you
Love is the message that I bring to you
Love is the message for a song
Love is the message
Love, love is, love is the
Love is, love is the message that I say to you
Love is the message that I bring to you
Love is the message for a song
Love is, love is the message that I say to you
Love is the message that I bring to you
Love is the message for a song
Love is the message
Love, love is, love is the
Woo-hoo, doo doo doo ooh
Love is, love is the message that I say to you
Love is the message that I bring to you
Love is the message for a song
Love is, love is the message that I say to you
Love is the message that I bring to you
Love is the message for a song
Love is, love is
Love, love is the, ooh
Woo-hoo, doo doo doo ooh
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* ARTIST: OHIO PLAYERS
* SONG: FUNKY WORM
* ALBUM: "PLEASURE" (1973)
You're a little late
So step right this way
And we'll get started
What? Say it now
Oh, say it now, say it now
Me and the Ohio Players
Are gonna tell you about a worm
He's the funkiest worm in the world
Alright, sing it, Clarence
Clarence, there's a worm in the ground
Yes, there is
Granny that's right
Clarence he's six feet long
Granny six feet long
Clarence he only comes around
Granny when he wants to get down
But when he comes out of his hole
He sounds something like this
Oh that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Alright. Sing it again, Clarence
And through all the land, yeah
Yeah
He plays in a band
Plays in a band
Plays guitar without any hands
Pretty good, I might add
Yeah
When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance
Ah, get it baby
Don't, don't, don't
Don't fight the feeling
Don't fight it
Hey, don't stop now honey, get down
I'm his manager, heh, heh
Gonna make a million dollars
I get it all, cause he can't spend it
There he goes
Goin' back in his hole
Just the same way he came out
Do we get paid for this
I just wanted to make sure
We do, OK
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* ARTIST: OHIO PLAYERS
* SONG: LOVE ROLLERCOASTER
* ALBUM: "HONEY" (1975)
Rollercoaster, of love
(Say what)
Rollercoaster, (ha, ha)
Whooo, Whooo, Whooo
Rollercoaster (ride), of love
Rollercoaster (ha, ha, ha)
Whooo, Whooo, Whooo
Rollercoaster (love rollercoaster)
Rollercoaster (wow, wow, wow)
Whooo, Whooo, Whooo
Rollercoaster (love rollercoaster child)
Rollercoaster (loving you is really wild)
Whooo, Whooo, Whooo
Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
I wanna ride (a crazy ride, girl)
Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
(Repeat)
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* ARTIST: RICK JAMES
* SONG: COLD BLOODED
* ALBUM: "COLD BLOODED" (1983)
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Who do you
Girl, who do you belong to?
My point of view
Girl, I think you're hot
If we talked
What words could I describe
There's no dictionary book
To explain how you look
Girl, I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
What more can I say, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
The way you walk (Sexy)
The way you talk, baby (Sexy)
Mama, you're too cold for me (Sexy)
Freaky baby
Who are you (You look like a movie star)
Girl, what's your name and number?
Is it true?
That you think I'm hot (Hot)
If we try
To get to know each other
You might find
You couldn't trade me for another
Because I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
In my dictionary, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
What more can I say, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
Holy smokes and gee whiz, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
Freeze!
Baby, don't you know that you're too much (You're too much)
You're too hot (You're too hot)
Don't you know you’re like a candle
I'm the only man that handles you
(You're too much) Baby
(You're too hot)
You're so hot, you burn me out
Just burn me up
Baby, baby, baby, baby, don't be so cold blooded
Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la
Who do you
Girl, who do you belong to?
My point of view
Girl, I think you're hot (Hot)
If we talked
What words could I describe
There's no dictionary book
To explain how you look
Girl, I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
In my dictionary, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
What else can I say, baby, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
Holy smokes and gee whiz, sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
The way you walk
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Cold blooded
Cold blooded (Sexy, sexy, sexy)
Cold blooded (Sexy, sexy, sexy)
Cold blooded
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* ARTIST: RONNIE HUDSON
* SONG: WEST COAST POPLOCK
* ALBUM: NONE (SINGLE ONLY)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: ROY AYERS
* SONG: RUNNING AWAY
* ALBUM: LIFELINE (1977)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: ZAPP
* SONG: I CAN MAKE YOU DANCE
* ALBUM: "ZAPP III" (1983)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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| B. CSR 103.2 Lyrics (SACSR) |
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** Thanks to VampireHorde for letting me use these lyrics **
--SWV - I'M SO INTO YOU--
ALBUM: IT'S ABOUT TIME
Includes hits like "Downtown", "Weak", and "Right Here".
FACT: "Right Here" was later remixed to include a Michael Jackson
sample of the song "Human Nature" (and was renamed "Right Here - Human
Nature") and made the top 20 of the Billboard charts.
**LYRICS:
Boy, there you go
You're telling me that you love me
But boy you know
That you belong to another girl who loves you
You are so fine, (so fine, so fine)
You blow my mind
(Things you do) with the things you do to me
(She sees) She's not blind, she's not blind
Things you do for me, but I know
I'm so into you
I don't know what I'm gonna do
Boy, you got me so confused
I don't know what I'm gonna do
Friends ask how could
I give myself
To one who belongs to someone else. They just don't know
Your love's so good
That they would want it for themselves
Anyone can see..
You are so fine, (so fine, so fine)
You blow my mind
(Things you do) with the things you do to me
(She sees) She's not blind, she's not blind
Things you do for me, but I know
[Chorus 2x]
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--SOUL II SOUL - KEEP ON MOVIN'--
ALBUM: SOUL II SOUL
I would've preferred the track "Back To Life". It's way better.
**LYRICS:
Keep on moving
don't stop like the hands of time
Click clock
find your own way to stay
The time will come one day.
Why do people choose to live their live this way?
Keep on moving
don't stop no
keep on moving
Keep on moving
keep on moving
don't stop no
Keep on moving.
It's our time
time today
the right time is here to stay
Stay in my life
my life always
yellow is the colour of sunrays.
I hide myself from no one
I know the time will surely come when -
You'll be in my life
my life
my life always
yellow is the colour of sunrays.
Keep on moving
don't stop like the hands of time
Click clock
find your own way to stay
the time will come one day.
Keep on moving
don't stop no
keep on moving
I know the time
time today
walking alone in my own way
Extremely cold and rainy day
friends and I have fun along the way
Yes we do! I hide myself from no one
I know the time will really come when -
You'll be in my life
my life always
yellow is the colour of sunrays.
Keep on moving
don't stop like the hands of time
Keep on moving
don't stop no
keep on moving.
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--SAMUELLE - SO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE--
ALBUM: LIVING IN BLACK PARADISE
I have no idea who this artist is. If you know who this artist is,
please e-mail me a description and I'll pass credit to you.
**LYRICS:
Get with the program!
Get with the program!
Get with the program!
Everyday now I can feel you watching me from afar
And you been leavin' those love letters on my car (everyday)
So now I wonder - why you're so into me in such a way
That you've got to take your spare time to chase after me
(Punishing)
CHORUS:
So you like what you see?
You better put a hold on me
So you like what you see?
You better put a hold on me
The problem, baby
I'm not used to girls to shy (talk to me)
Now I'm impressed by sweet young ladies on a mission
To please their guy
So why, young lady, fall short of getting me?
About awhile
Now it's time you get with the program and learn to leave
Forcefully
CHORUS 2X
INTERMISSION
CHORUS UNTIL FADE
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--EN VOGUE - MY LOVIN' (NEVER GONNA GET IT)--
ALBUM: FUNKY DIVAS
This is the album that broke them out of the typical R&B group mold and
made them into influential superstars.
Other tracks include "Free Your Mind" and "Giving Him Something He Can
Feel". But I would've preferred "Hold On (To Your Love)". It has a more
New Jack sound than "My Lovin", wouldn't you agree?
**LYRICS:
No, you're never gonna get it (Ow!)
Never ever gonna get it (No, not this time)
No, you're never gonna get it (My love)
Never ever gonna get it
(Repeat chorus)
I remember how it used to be
You never was this nice, you can't fool me
Now you talkin' like you made a change
The more you talk, the more things sound the same
What makes you think you can just walk back into her life
Without a good fight? Oh...
I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself
Cuz you're just wasting your time, oh...
CHORUS
No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it
(Repeat chorus)
Now you promise me the moon and stars
Save your breath, you won't get very far
Gave you many chances to make change
The only thing you changed was love to hate
It doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She doesn't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"
CHORUS
Doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She don't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"
[And now it's time for a breakdown...]
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never get it
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (My lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')...
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--JOHNNY GILL - RUB YOU THE RIGHT WAY--
ALBUM: JOHNNY GILL
This is one of his best and only memorable songs from the 90's.
**LYRICS:
What you've been missin' in a man
I can survive, your wish is my command
I'll work hard to fill up your needs
Give you lesson on what it is to
(Feel) Feel (Good) good, baby
Get undressed and slip on this robe
(Re-) Re- (lax) lax, darlin'
Just sit back,
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
A light massage, a soft caress
Whenever I need to rub, I run her happiness
Customer satisfaction is a guarantee
So for your pleasure, come on over here, please
(You) hey
So hold on and throw off that coat
(Show) Show (You)
I'll show you pleasure like you've never known
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Pump up the bass
Hey
Pump up the bass
What-what-what
What-what
Hey
Get ready
(Feel good)
(Re-) Re-, girl (lax) lax, yeah
Oh...oh...oh...
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Your every wish is my command
So get undressed and ???
Gonna rub with my magic hands
Give you what you're missin' in a man
Stroke you with a soft caress
Applied with so much tenderness
Hold on tight and don't let go
Give you pleasure like you've never known before
Feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Feel the magic in my, in my
Customer satisfaction, baby
Stroke, hey, hey
Hold and rub you the right way
Do you feel it, do you feel it
Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...
Pump it
Party
Come on, darlin'
Come on, do you
Do you feel it, baby, feel it, baby, feel it, feel it, feel it, feel
it, feel it
Oh, baby
Stroke, baby, oh...
Feel it, baby, feel it all over
Feel it, honey, see what
Whatever you want, I got it
Whatever you need, I got it, baby, got it, baby
Whatever you want, I've got it in my hands
Whatever you need, I'll fulfill your needs, baby
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--RALPH TRESVANT - SENSITIVITY--
ALBUM: RALPH TRESVANT
This is the only best track on the album, IMO. Trust me, I own this
album and it's not that great.
**LYRICS:
Girl, I know it's been hard since he went away
and left so sad you cry everyday
let me kiss your tears erase all your doubts
because for you I'm here, you won't be without LOVE!
Don't need a man who can give you money
c'mon let me show you just what you need honey (I got what you need)
you need a man with sensitivity (a man like me)
someone who can love you
someone who will need you
someone who will treat you right (like me girl)
someone who will hold you tight
someone stable in your life (ah baby)
you need a man with sensitivity
a man like me (baby)(honey)
baby and I'm the man (ah you no, you no)
baby like I do baby (hang in their baby)
you need a man with sensitivity
a man like me
see you need someone who's their like a gentleman
if anybody can fit the description baby I can
someone who cares and dares to give himself completely
you got it in me you need a man with sensitivity
you need a man (3x's)
not any man
warm and sensitive that's what I can give
man with sensitivity
a man like me
chorus
save a little love for me (sensitivity)
baby I got what you need (I got it)
hold on my darling
don't let me down
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--GUY - GROOVE ME--
ALBUM: GUY
Produced by former Wreckx-N-Effect member Teddy Riley
**LYRICS:
Groove Me Baby! Do Me! (repeated throughout the entire song)
When I get you home tonight
It is gonna be alright
Girl, just do it now
And let's just take it nice and slow
Hey, girl, I know
Girl I'm in a romantic mood and sing too
Won't you groove me?
Groove Me Tonight (sing along with me)
Groove Me baby
Even if it's only for awhile
Enjoy this good loving with a smile
Do it wild tonight
Having a heart attack tonight
We'll go wild tonight
Baby, baby I can be the one that does you right
And you can Groove Me, baby tonight!
Groove Me baby
Don't leave me with your prayers girl
Tell me you are on my world
Girl you know, girl don't let me be baby
I need your loving
If only you, my love, can Groove Me baby
Groove Me baby
Groove Me baby
Tonight tonight right now baby
That's what I want you to do
I want you to Groove Me tonight
Don't say no don't say maybe
Groove Me baby now! Yeah
Hold up! Hold up! It ain't over!
I thought y'all didn't like the beat?
It's not over! The party's not over!
Funky...(repeat over)
Hold up! Hold up! It ain't over!
I thought y'all didn't like the beat?
It's not over!
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--AARON HALL - DON'T BE AFRAID--
ALBUM: "JUICE" SOUNDTRACK
FACT: The track used in the "Juice" soundtrack is completely different
than the one in his debut album. Weird!
**LYRICS:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray my Lord my soul to take
You'll be saying "Daddy" to me
But please don't hurt me
This is my first experience, cause this players been
Make it feel alright, don't worry baby
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid, baby
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid, girl
When I lay you down tonight
Ask me to hold you tight
Everything will be alright
Don't be afraid, baby
When you start to spread some home
And your parts are gone, gone
Let it happen right now
Don't be afraid, girl
Now I have you all to myself
To put the other guys all on the shelf
No need to run and no need to hide
All the doors are locked baby and I have you inside
You get down and you can hear me
It just makes me horny
Ain't nothing but a love thing baby
Between me and you
So just give in baby, don't worry about a thing
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid, baby
When I get through with you
Ain't nobody else that you will want to go to
I put all men to shame
Remember babe, this is a nasty man's game
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid, baby
Deep down, feel so lucky to have you in my house
But now its time to go baby, need for it large
Go to see my baby and settle things, alright
Rest your head into my chest
I know it feels real good
Do me baby, don't need to be afraid
The lights are off and I open the sheets
So kiss me baby, I say it's on one more time
For the wrong man, I'm right again
Give me the center baby don't be afraid
Don't be a-
Don't be a-
Don't be afraid (repeat over until fade)
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--BOYZ II MEN - MOTOWNPHILLY--
ALBUM: COOLEYHIGHHARMONY
I never liked this song and reject it being used in the game.
**LYRICS:
Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast fling
Boyz II Men going off
Not too hard, not too soft
It's long overdue but now
Philly is slammin'
Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD
The east coast family
Never skipped a beat, na
While cooling on South street
Jet black Benz, plenty of friends
And all the Philly steaks you could eat
Back in school we used to dream about this everyday
Could it really happen? Or do dreams fade away
Then we started singing them
They said it sounded smooth
So we started a group and here we are
Kickin' it just for you
[Chorus]
Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast fling
Boyz II Men going off
Not too hard, not too soft
The spotlight is on us now
Watch us do this
Da da, daaa da da, da da da da da da
Live and direct from Philly town
Rap and hype and we can get down
We are ready to roll
So now the world will know that we were
Back in school we used to dream about this everyday
Could it really happen? Or do dreams fade away
Then we started singing them
They said it sounded smooth
So we started a group and here we are
Kickin' it just for you
[Chorus]
Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa
Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa
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--BELL BIV DEVOE - POISON--
ALBUM: POISON
Includes the ultra-sexual track "Do Me". Why isn't that track included?
FACT: Michael "Biv" Bivens plays the DJ for this station in the game!
**LYRICS:
Girl, I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
It's oh, so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
It's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her (Wrong move you're dead)
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison
If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to meet fly girl, you know
'Cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly
She'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' demon, hoo
Poison, deadly, movin' it slow
Lookin' for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Gettin' paid, laid, so better lay low
Schemin' on house, money, and the whole show
The low pro h** she'll be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin', huh, she's weighin' you
But I know she's a loser
(How do you know) Me and the crew used to do her
Poison-poison-poison-poison
Poison-poison-poison-poison (Poison)
Poison-poison-poison-poison
Poison-poison-poison-poison
Poison
I was at the bar, shake, breakin' and takin' 'em all
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas, the highs and lows
Keepin' one eye open, still clockin' the h**s
There was one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be, the high power chest
Michael Biv said that I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe
Now you know
Yo', Slick, blow
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her (Wrong move you're dead)
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison
She's dangerous
Poison (Oh yeah, oh, yeah)
Poison
Yo' fellas, that was my end of
You know what I'm sayin', Mike
Yeah, B.B.D. in full effect
Yo', what's up to Ralph T and Johnny G
And I can't forget about my boy, B. Brown
And the whole NE crew
Poison
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--TODAY - I GOT THE FEELING--
ALBUM: UNKNOWN
**Thanks to all the people who responded about this group. This group
was a one-time gamble that didn't pay off. They were included on the
soundtrack to the Kid N' Play movie "House Party" but were never heard
from again.
I refuse to include lyrics for such a second-rate group. Rockstar Games
had other choices and we were left with this group? I don't think so.
This is an okay song but I won't waste my time typing down lyrics for a
song no one cares about.
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--WRECKX-N-EFFECT - NEW JACK SWING--
ALBUM: HARD OR SMOOTH
It's a good track but "Rump Shaker" is the one everyone knows the most.
"All I wanna do is a-ma-zoom-zoom-zoom-and-a-boom-boom! Just shake your
rump!"
**LYRICS:
Yo Wreckx N Effect
In full effect!
(Burn it up!)
It's the New Jack Swing
Was it something wrong that she can clean
All you gotta do is c'mon and sing
Word for word, all the lyrics that I bring
And if you feel the swing in your body
When you step in cool inside a party
Watching all the girls just bumping like hotties
They have humps that's better than Ferrari's
So I gotta try these
Dancing with a girl on my lap
I was chancing, hoping she was the type for romancing
But my rap needed a little enhancing
Because this girl needed some answering
Nothing I said, I started to complain and turning red
Then I told her just to be about Ted
She gave a wink
But can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing
Can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing
1-2-3 I named it New Jack Swing
Yes, T.R. is my name
Making you girls do my thing
It's the way I entertain baby
I'm on the beat you like
Yes, that's right
Its outta sight
All the bumps are very high
Yes, T.R. is grooving it right
I got Keith Sweat, Heavy D, Today, Mo Dee, B. Sure and my man Bobby
Brown
I got Cinnamon, Redhead, Boy George, James, DJ and my homeboys Guy
Can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing
(burn it up!)
Back to the matter
The New Jack Swing
It's the sound that can flatter
Even if the sound around town doesn't give a
Same type of feeling that this one delivers
So your body shivers
So bad, so dope big metal thing you wish you had
Bumping your feeling from glad to sad
But your not getting offensive
Just chill and get whipped by the New Jack Swing
Can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing 4X
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--BOBBY BROWN - DON'T BE CRUEL--
ALBUM: DON'T BE CRUEL
Album includes the hits "Rock Wit'Cha", the Ghostbusters 2 track "Every
Little Step", and "My Prerogative"
(which was awfully covered by Britney "White Trash" Spears.)
**LYRICS:
Girl, the only thing that matters in my life
Is that I'm down for you and treat you right
You've got no cause to treat me cold as ice
Ohh, girl
As long as I been givin' my love to you
You should be givin' me your love, too
But you just keep on actin' just like a fool
You know it ain't cool
don't be cruel
'Cause I would never be that cruel to you
Uh no, oh oh, no
don't be cruel
Uh girl, you need to change your attitude
Uh no, oh
don't be cruel
Hey yo' Kimmy what's up with this attitude
I thought I was bein' real good to you
I treat you sweet, take you out at night
But you never say thanks girl that ain't right
I bought you diamonds even gave you pearls
I took you for a cruise all around the world
I treat you high post but you play me close
And if I brought a drink up you won't even toast
Girl, I work so hard for you from 9 to 5
So you could have the finer things in life
Since you're the kind that's never satisfied
Ohh, girl
As long as I been givin' my heart to you
You should be givin' me your heart, too
But you just keep on actin' just like a fool
You know it ain't cool
(CHORUS)
From fancy cars to diamond rings
I've just about given you everything
There's really not much I won't do for you
I bought you 12 yellow roses and candy, too
I like be up front and never play the back
But the way you treat me girl is like a heart attack
I'm real troop trooper aiming for the top.
I want you by my side diggin' dollars outta crock
Ohh, girl
As long as I been givin' my love to you
You should be givin' me your love, too
But you just keep on actin' just like a fool
You know it ain't cool
It just ain't cool!
Ow! Don't be cruel...
Uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh...
We used to hang out tough just kickin' around
We discovered a love that had never been found
You gave me your heart I gave you my mind
But a true love affair we could never find
Although I want you bad I could let you go
'Cause there's a lot of girls out there that won't say no
Know to the fact that I want you, Jackie
I want you more than human eyes can see
But you had to start illin', tryin' to make a killin'
Thought about the dollars I make and you were willin'
To be with me Bobby B., but with a bad attitude I can't compete
Now you know my name, now I know your game
You want to be with me you got to be the same way
That another girl would be and if you wanna be with me
(CHORUS 2X)
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| C. K-DST Lyrics (SAKDS) |
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** Thanks to Tranmerefan for letting me use these lyrics **
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3a. Foghat - Slow Ride (Fool For The City - 1975)
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Woo!
Slowride, take it easy
REPEAT THREE TIMES
I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music
We can roll all night
Oooh Slowride
Oooh
Slowride, take it easy
REPEAT
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine
Woo!
I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music
We can roll all night
Oooh
Slowride, take it easy
REPEAT
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Slowride, easy, slowride, sleazy
REPEAT
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine
Slowride, take it easy
REPEAT
Slow down, go down, slow down, go down
Come on baby
Take a slowride on me
Come on baby
Take a slowride
Feels so good, Feels good, Come on baby
Feels good, Feel allright
You know the rhythm is right
We gotta rock all night
REPEAT TWO TIMES
Whoa, rock all night
Woo! Woo!
Your flamin' heart
REPEAT THREE TIMES
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Slowride
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3b. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River (Green River - 1969)
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Well, take me back down where cool water flows, yeah.
Let me remember things I love,
Stoppin' at the log where catfish bite,
Walkin' along the river road at night,
Barefoot girls dancin' in the moonlight.
I can hear the bullfrog callin' me.
Wonder if my rope's still hangin' to the tree.
Love to kick my feet 'way down the shallow water.
Shoefly, dragonfly, get back t'your mother.
Pick up a flat rock, skip it across Green River.
Welllllll!
Up at Cody's camp I spent my days, oh,
With flat car riders and cross-tie walkers
Old Cody, Junior took me over,
Said, "You're gonna find the world is smould'rin'.
And if you get lost come on home to Green River."
Welllllll!
Come on home.
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3c. Heart - Barracuda (Little Queen - 1977) Also appeared on The Charlie's
Angels Soundtrack (1999)
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So this ain’t the end -
I saw you again today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the sun -
Kisses for real
And tales - it never fails!
You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You’d have me down down down down on my knees
Now wouldn’t you, barracuda?
Back over time we were all
Trying for free
You met the porpoise and me
No right no wrong, selling a song-
A name, whisper game.
If the real thing don’t do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, barracuda?
Sell me sell you the porpoise said
Dive down deep down to save my head
You...i think you got the blues too.
All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools - silly fools!
If the real thing don’t do the trick
No, you better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
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3d. KISS - Strutter (KISS - 1974)
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I know a thing or two about her
I know she’ll only make you cry
She’ll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants she’ll pass you by
Everybody says she’s lookin’ good
And the lady knows it’s understood
Strutter
She wears her satins like a lady
She gets her way just like a child
You take her home and she says maybe, baby
She takes you down and drives you wild
Everybody says she’s lookin’ good
And the lady knows it’s understood
Strutter
I know a thing or two about her
I know she’ll only make you cry
She’ll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants, she’ll pass you by
Everybody says she’s lookin’ good
And the lady knows it’s understood
Strutter
Strutter
Strutter
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3e. Toto - Hold The Line (Toto - 1978)
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It's not in the way that you hold me
It's not in the way you say you care
It's not in the way you've been treating my friends
It's not in the way that you'll stay till the end
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you
do
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
It's not in the words that you told me
It's not in the way you say you're mine
It's not in the way that you came back to me
It's not in the way that your love set me free
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you
do
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
It's not in the words that you told me
It's not in the way you say you're mine
It's not in the way that you came back to me
It's not in the way that your love set me free
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you
do
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
It's not in the way that you hold me
It's not in the way that you make me feel
You see
It's all about the way you do the things you do
The way you do it
You've got to hold it
Hold it
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time
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3f. Rod Stewart - Young Turks (Tonight I'm Yours - 1981)
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Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams.
He said somehow, some way, it’s gotta get better than this.
Patti packed her bags, left a note for her momma, she was just seventeen,
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
They held each other tight as they drove on through the night they were so
exited.
We got just one shot of life, let’s take it while we’re still not afraid.
Because life is so brief and time is a thief when you’re undecided.
And like a fistful of sand, it can slip right through your hands.
Young hearts be free tonight. time is on your side,
Don’t let them put you down, don’t let ’em push you around,
Don’t let ’em ever change your point of view.
Paradise was closed so they headed for the coast in a blissful manner.
They took a tworoom apartment that was jumping ev’ry night of the week.
Happiness was found in each other’s arms as expected, yeah
Billy pierced his ears, drove a pickup like a lunatic, ooh!
Young hearts be free tonight.time is on your side,
Don’t let them put you down, don’t let ’em push you around,
Don’t let ’em ever change your point of view.
[instrumental verse]
Young hearts be free tonight.time is on your side.
Billy wrote a letter back home to patti’s parents tryin’ to explain.
He said we’re both real sorry that it had to turn out this way.
But there ain’t no point in talking when there’s nobody list’ning so we just
ran away
Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy, yeah!
Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side.
Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side.
Young hearts be free tonight, time in on your side.
Young hearts gotta run free, be free, live free
Time is on, time is on your side
Time, time, time, time is on your side
Is on your side
Is on your side
Is on your side
Young heart be free tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, yeah
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3g. Tom Petty - Running Down a dream (Full Moon Fever - 1989)
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It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin'
trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway
I was flyin'
Chorus:
Yeah runnin down a dream
that never would come to me
workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
runnin' down a dream
I felt so good like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes
the last three days the rain was un-stoppable
it was always cold, no sunshine
Repeat Chorus
I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
there's something good waitin' down this road
I'm pickin' up whatever's mine
Chorus out
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3h. Joe Cocker - Woman to Woman (Something to Say - 1972)
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Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Hardache to hardache (hardache to hardache)
Lover to lover (lover to lover)
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Woman to woman
ev'rything I say ev'ything that's happening
seems to come your way
you don't care if it rains or shines
long as you know what's in goin' down at the local rodeo
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Hardache to hardache (hardache to hardache)
Lover to lover (lover to lover)
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Lover to lover
Well, I'm brown as brown can be.
Don't let it get on me.
You talk about money, honey
And then you pray child.
But I don't wanna be alone no more.
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Hardache to hardache (hardache to hardache)
Lover to lover (lover to lover)
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Hardache to hardache
Don't let it break so fast.
Think about all you have
And let it last.
I can't take no more teardrops from you,
but that don't give you no right to shout
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
Hardache to hard-ache (hardache to hardache)
Lover to lover (lover to lover)
Woman to woman (woman to woman)
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3i. Humble Pie - Get down to it (Eat It - 1973)
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I love you Babe
Do you know?
I'll be any place
You want me to go
Save my love for you
Yes I will
When you need love to help you
Do not fear
Sweet sweet Baby
I've found a nurse
I know I can girl
You be my trust
Ooh ee Baby
Ooh ee
Get down and do those things you do to me
You're alright
Oh! Yer!
All the time since
You left your spell on me
Your lovin' set my soul on fire
Your love is my one desire
Ooh ee Baby
Ooh ee
Get down and do those things you do to me
Yer! Yer!
Like didn't I say the rest girl?
Always tryin' to do
Your best girl
I love you girl
Do you know?
I'll be any place
Anytime you want me to go
Ooh ee Baby
Ooh ee
Get down and do those things you do to me
Get on down
Ooh ee Baby
Get on down
etc., etc.
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3j. Grand Funk Railroad - Some kind of Wonderful (All the Girls in the World
Beware - 1974)
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I don’t need a whole lots of money,
I don’t need a big fine car.
I got everything that a man could want,
I got more than I could ask for.
I don’t have to run around,
I don’t have to stay out all night.
’cause I got me a sweet ... a sweet, lovin’ woman,
And she knows just how to treat me right.
Well my baby, she’s alright,
Well my baby, she’s clean out-of-sight.
Don’t you know that she’s ... she’s some kind of wonderful.
She’s some kind of wonderful ... yes she is, she’s,
She’s some kind of wonderful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...
When I hold her in my arms,
You know she sets my soul on fire.
Oooh, when my baby kisses me,
My heart becomes filled with desire.
When she wraps her lovin’ arms around me,
About drives me out of my mind.
Yeah, when my baby kisses me,
Chills run up and down my spine.
My baby, she’s alright,
My baby, she’s clean out-of-sight.
Don’t you know that she is ... she’s some kind of wonderful.
She’s some kind of wonderful ... yes she is,
She’s some kind of wonderful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...
Now is there anybody, got a sweet little woman like mine?
There got to be somebody, got a, got a sweet little woman like mine? yeah!
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness? yeah ...
Can I get a witness? ohhh ...
Can I get a witness? yeah ...
Can I get a witness? yes.
I’m talkin’, talkin’ ’bout my baby. yeah.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
Talkin’ ’bout my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
Talkin’ ’bout my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
I’m talkin’ ’bout my baby, my baby, my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
I’m talkin’ about my baby, my baby, my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ... my baby, my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
Talkin’ ’bout my baby, my baby, my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
I’m talkin’ ’bout my baby, my baby, my baby.
She’s some kind of wonderful.
(repeat to fade)
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3k. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird (Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd - 1973)
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If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Bye, bye, baby its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it so badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't chaye-ea-ea-ea-.
Lord, I can't change.
Won't you fly... high...free... bird.. (yeah).
(Guitar Solo)
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3l. America - A horse with no Name (America - 1972)
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On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
After nine days I let the horse run free
’cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it’s life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love
You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
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3m. The Who - Eminence Front (It's Hard - 1982)
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The sun shines
And people forget
The spray flies as the speedboat glides
And people forget
Forget they're hiding
The girls smile
And people forget
The snow packs as the skier tracks
And people forget
Forget they're hiding.
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - It's a put on.
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Won't you come and join the party
Dress to kill.
The drinks flow
People forget
That big wheel spins, the hair thins
People forget
Forget they're hiding
The news slows
People forget
The shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget
Forget they're hiding.
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - it's a put on
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Dress yourself, dressed to kill.
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3n. Boston - Smokin' (Boston - 1976)
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We’re gonna play you a song, a little bit of rock-n-roll
You gotta let yourself go, the band’s gonna take control.
We’re gettin’ down today
We’ll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight
Smokin’, smokin’
We’re cookin’ tonight, just keep on tokin’
Smokin’, smokin’
I feel alright, mamma I’m not jokin’, yeah.
Get your feet to the floor, everybody rock and roll
You’ve got nothing to lose just the rhythm and blues, that’s all, yeah
We’re gonna feel ok
We’ll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight.
Smokin’, smokin’
We’re cookin’ tonight, just keep on tokin’
Smokin’, smokin’
I feel alright, mamma I’m not jokin’, yeah.
Everybody jumpin’, dancin’ to the boogie tonight
Clap your hands, move your feet
If you don’t you know it won’t seem right
We’re gettin’ down today
We’ll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight
We’re gettin’ down today
We’ll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight, well alright!
(scholz, delp)
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3o. David Bowie - Somebody up there likes me (Young Americans - 1975)
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Let the lies go
Let...
He's everybody's token, on everybody's wall
Blessing all the papers, thanking one and all
Hugging all the babies, kissing all the ladies
Knowing all that you think about from writing on the wall
He's so divine, his soul shines
Breaks the night, sleep tight
His ever loving face smiles on the whole human race
He says "I'm somebody"
He's got his eye on your soul, his hand on your heart
He says "Don't hurry, baby
Somebody up there (somebody) likes me"
He's the savage son of the TV tube
Planets wrote the day was due
All the wisest men around
Predicted that a man was found
Who looked a lot like you and me, yeah
Everyone with sense could see
Nothing left his eye unmoved, he
Had the plan, he had to use
(Somebody) He's so divine (Oh oh) his soul shines
(Somebody) Breaks the night, sleep tight
(Somebody up there, somebody)
His ever loving face (Oh oh) smiles on the whole human race
(Somebody somebody somebody up there)
(Somebody)
He's got his eye on your soul, (Oh oh) his hand on your heart
He says "Don't hurry, baby
Somebody up there (somebody)
Somebody plays my song in tune
Makes me, makes me, makes me stronger for you, babe
Was a way when we were young, that
Any man was judged by what he'd done
But now you pick them on the screen (what they look like)
Where they've been
He's got his eye on your soul, his hand on your heart
He says ("Don't hurry, baby) don't hurry baby
Somebody up there (somebody) please go (Oh oh)
And who are the people
That given time, please go (Somebody somebody)
Tell me, can they hold you under their spell (Oh oh)
Can they walk and hold you as well as a
Smile like Valentino?
Could he sell you anything?
(Somebody somebody)
Keep your eyes on your soul,(Oh oh) keep your hand on your heart
(Don't hurry me baby)
Don't hurry, baby
Somebody up there (somebody) likes me"
(somebody, somebody, somebody)
(somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody)
Somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody, somebody)
Somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody, somebody)
Can't remember (somebody) peace so well
Oh, space to ramble, (somebody, somebody) space to boogie
Soul shine (Ooh-ooh)
So divine
Somebody (ooh-ooh, somebody)
Soul shine (Ooh-ooh)
So divine
Somebody (ooh-ooh)
Somebody, somebody, somebody
Yeah, Get me man, place your man
Space to ramble, space to boogie
Space to ramble, space to boogie
Soul shine
Soul shine
So devine
So devine
Soul shine
So devine
So devine
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3p. Eddie Money - Two tickets to paradise (Eddie Money - 1977)
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Got a surprise especially for you,
Something that both of us have always wanted to do.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. (You
know why?)
We've waited so long, waited so long.
We've waited so long, waited so long.
I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise.
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3q. Billy Idol - White Wedding (Billy Idol - 1982)
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Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
(Pick it up)
Take me back home
There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again
Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again
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| D. K-Jah West Lyrics (SAKJA) |
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Playlist
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* Augustus Pablo - King Tubby Meets the Rockers Uptown
* Barrington Levy - Here I Come
* Black Harmony - Don't Let It Go to Your Head
* Black Uhuru - Great Train Robbery
* Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell
* Buju Banton - Batty Rider
* Dennis Brown - Revolution
* Dillinger - Cocaine In My Brain
* I Roy - Sidewalk Killer
* Max Romeo & The Upsetters - Chase the Devil
* The Maytals - Pressure Drop
* The Pliers - Bam Bam
* Reggie Stepper - Drum Pan Sound
* Shabba Ranks - Wicked Inna Bed
* Toots & The Maytals - Funky Kingston
* Willie Williams - Armagideon Time
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* ARTIST: AUGUSTUS PABLO
* SONG: KING TUBBY MEETS THE ROCKERS UPTOWN
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: BARRINGTON LEVY
* SONG: HERE I COME
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: BLACK HARMONY
* SONG: DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: BLACK UHURU
* SONG: GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: BLOOD SISTERS
* SONG: RING MY BELL
* ALBUM:
I'm glad you're home
Well, did you really miss me
I guess you did by the look in your eyes
Well lay back and relax
While I put away the dishes
Then you and me can rock-a-bye
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
The night is young and full of possibilities
Well, come on and let yourself be free
My love for you, so long I've been saving
Tonight was made for me and you
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
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* ARTIST: BUJU BANTON
* SONG: BATTY RIDER
* ALBUM: "MR. MENTION" (1993)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: DENNIS BROWN
* SONG: REVOLUTION
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: DILLINGER
* SONG: COCAINE IN MY BRAIN
* ALBUM: "COCAINE" (1983)
Hey Jim, Jim, just a minute y'all, I want to
ask you something, I want you to spell
something for me Jim, can you do that?
Sure John. But I want you to spell for me
New York. John, why do you ask me to do
that? I just want you to spell New York Jim.
Well alright I'm gonna go ahead man.
New York, that's N-E-W Y-O-R-K man,
No Jim, you've made a mistake Jim I'm
gonna teach you the right way and the
proper way to spell New York. Well go
ahead John. A knife, a fork, a bottle and a
cork that's the way we spell New York, Jim.
You see I'm a dynamite.
So all you got to do is hold me tight,
Because I'm out a sight you know.
Because I'm dynamite.
But everytime I walk in the rain. Man, o
man, I feel a pain I feel a burning pain,
keep on burning In my bloody brain.
I've got cokane running around my brain, I've got
cokane running around my brain. I want to dig me
soul brothers and sisters I want you to hold me
tight cause I'm a dynamite I got cokane running
around my brain.
No matter where I treat my guests You see,
they always like my kitchen best 'cause I've
cokane running around my brain Cokane
running around my brain yea. Hey Jim, Jim,
where is Jim man? I want to tell you somethin' I
want you to spell for me New York Come an
Jim, how you spell New York?
A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork, That's
the way we spell New York right on Out of
sight man right on O right on. Yeah right on.
Man oh man I run around I've got to read the setting
sun 'cause I've got cokane a whole lot, a whole lot of
cokane man. Running around my brain, running
around my brain Cokane, cokane, running around my
brain, yeah.
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* ARTIST: I ROY
* SONG: SIDEWALK KILLER
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: MAX ROMEO & THE UPSETTERS
* SONG: CHASE THE DEVIL
* ALBUM: "WAR INA BABYLON" (1976)
Lucifer son of the mourning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth!
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
Satan is an evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gaan with him hand
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
Him haffi drop him fork and run
Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son
Him haffi lef' ya with him gun
Dig off with him bomb
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
Satan is a evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gaan with him hand
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
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ARTIST: THE MAYTALS
SONG: PRESSURE DROP
ALBUM:
Hmm hmm hmm, yeah...
Hmm hmm hmm, yeah...
Hmm hmm hmm, yeah...
It is you (oh yeah)
It is you, you (oh yeah)
It is you (oh yeah)
Cause a pressure drop, oh pressure
Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you
I say a pressure drop, oh pressure
Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you
I say when it drops, oh you gonna feel it
Know that you were doing wrong
Hmm hmm hmm, yeah...
Hmm hmm hmm, yeah...
Hmm hmm hmm, yeah...
I say a pressure drop, oh pressure
Oh yeah, pressure drop a drop on you
Oh yeah, pressure drop a drop on you
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ARTIST: THE PLIERS
SONG: BAM BAM
ALBUM:
Aaaaaahhh...
I want you to know that, I am the man who
Fight for the right, notthe wrong
Singin' this and singin' that
Going there, I'm growing there
Soon you will find out the man I'm supposed to be
Aaaaaahhh...
This man, don't trouble no man
But if you trouble this man it will bring a bam bam
What a bam bam
What a bam bam, bam bam
It'll bring a bam bam
Bam Bam, what a bam bam
Aaaaaahhh...
This man, don't trouble no man
But if you trouble this man it will bring a bam bam
What a bam bam
What a bam bam, bam bam
It'll bring a bam bam
It'll bring a bam bam
Bam Bam, what a bam bam
Can you hear that?
Aaaaahhhh...
I want you to know that I am the man who
Fight for the right, notthe wrong
Singin' this and singin' that
Going there, I'm growing there
Soon you will find out the man I'm supposed to be
Aaaaahhhh...
Now can you hear that?
Help this man, don't trouble no man
But if you trouble this man it will bring a bam bam
What a bam bam
What a bam bam, bam bam
It'll bring a bam bam
Bam Bam, what a bam bam
It will bring a bam bam
It will bring a bam bam
It will bring a bam bam
What a bam bam, what a bam bam
Can you heard that?
Aaaaahhh...
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ARTIST: REGGIE STEPPER
SONG: DRUM PAN SOUND
ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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ARTIST: SHABBA RANKS
SONG: WICKED INNA BED
ALBUM: "LOVERMAN"
Bed wuk, world a girl a cry mon, bed wuk, step up, and don't play
Girls have mercy
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed
Bad, mad, and a wicked inna
All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
Inna fi mi bed mi don't waan Alfred
Don't waan Tony mi don't waan Ted
Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead
BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
Inna fi mi bed it is fat and negro
Wid tall hair and sexy leg
Go tell di world I am di girls tegerec
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed
Wicked, bad, and mad inna bed
When mi lay dung, inna mi bed
Come draw mi sheet from mi toe to mi head and...
Pop from di right and from di left mi have Megan
Give dem di lovin and dem nuh start beggin
Inna di mornin dem look like mash head
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
Bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
Inna fi mi bed mi don't waan Alfred
Don't waan Tony mi don't waan Ted
Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead
BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna
All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna
All a di girls go tell di world dat Shabba wicked in bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
Tell Pamela fi come drop inna mi bed
Tell Ann Marie fo go dung mi dyvan bed
Mi stop drop until she drop pon har head
Don't waan Tony mi don't waan Ted
Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead
BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna
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ARTIST: TOOTS & THE MAYTALS
SONG: FUNKY KINGSTON
ALBUM: "FUNKY KINGSTON" (1973)
Everybody, give it to me huh
Hey, hey hey
I want you to believe every word I say
I want you to believe every thing I do
I said music is what I've got to give
And I've got to find some way to make it
Music is what I've got baby
I want you to come on and shake it
Shake it shake it baby
Oh, yeah, hey
Na na na...
Oh yeah..na na na
Funky, funky, funky
Funky Kingston, is what I've got for you
Oh, yeah
Funky Kingston, yeah is what I've got for you
Funky Kingston
Oh, yeah
Lemme hear your funky guitar
Yo, reggae
Hear the piano, stick it to me
Watch me now, you watch me now
Playing from east to west yeah
I just play from north to south, yeah
I love black America
People keep on asking me for
Funky Kingston
But I ain't got none
Somebody take it away from me
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ARTIST: WILLIE WILLIAMS
SONG: ARMAGIDEON TIME
ALBUM: "ARMAGIDEON TIME" (1982)
Stay around don't play around
This old town and all
Seems like I got to travel on
A lot of people won't get no supper tonight
A lot of people won't get no justice tonight
The battle is gettin hotter
In this iration, armagideon time
A lot of people running and a hiding tonight
A lot of people won't get no justice tonight
Remember to kick it over
No one will guide you - armagideon time
Oooh-oooh-oooh-ooh
Oooh-oh-oh
Oh, this old town
Ivan and Fu Manchu
They both are coming through, yeah
Yay
A lotta people, a lotta people
Oh, remember to kick it over
No one will guide you through Armagideon time
It's not Armagideon
It's not Christmas time anymore
It's Armagideon
A lotta people
All right, time's up, let's have you out of here
Okay, okay, don't push us when we're hot
A lotta people won't get not a justice tonight
A lotta people sitting down, by the light
A lotta people won't get no supper tonight
A lotta people won't get no justice tonight
Remember, kick it over
No one will guide you through Armagideon time
Armagideon
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| E. K-Rose Lyrics (SAKRO) |
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** Thanks to evilchao2 for letting me use these lyrics **
Amos Moses by Jerry Reed
Well Amos Moses was a Cajun,
He lived by himself in the swamp.
He hunted alligators for a livin,
He just knocked 'em in the head with a stump.
The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos
It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy
Well everybody blamed his old man,
For makin' him mean as a snake,
When Amos Moses was a boy,
His daddy would use him for alligator bait.
Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp,
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna
hey raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses
Well, the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man
He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator
And just use one hand
That's all he's got left cause an alligator bit him
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow
Well the sheriff caught wind that Amos
Was in the swamp huntin' alligator skins
So he snuck in the swamp, gonna getcha boy,
But he never come out again.
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to?
You can sure get lost in a Louisiana bayou!
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna
They raised a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a man of the cloth,
Called him Amos Moses
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"Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man" by Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
Hey, Louisiana woman, Mississippi man
We get together every time we can.
The Mississippi River can't keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this Louisiana heart.
See the alligators all a waitin' nearby
Sooner or later they know I'm gonna try.
When she waves from the bank don't you know I know
It's goodbye fishin' line, see you while ago.
With a Louisiana woman waitin' on the other side
The Mississippi River don't look so wide.
Louisiana woman, Mississippi man
We get together every time we can.
The Mississippi River can't keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this Louisiana heart.
Well, I thought I'd been loved but I never had
Till I was wrapped In the arms of a Mississippi man.
When he holds me close it feels almost
Like another hurricane just ripped the coast.
If he can't come to me I'm gonna go to him
That Mississippi River Lord I'm gonna swim.
Hey, Louisiana woman, Mississippi man
We get together every time we can.
The Mississippi River can't keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this Louisiana heart.
Well, Mississippi River, Lord, it's one mile wide
And I'm gotta get me to the other side.
Mississippi man, I'm losin' my mind
Gotta have your loving one more time.
I'm gonna jump in the river and here I go
Too bad alligatior you swim too slow.
Hey, Louisiana woman, Mississippi man
We get together every time we can.
The Mississippi River can't keep us apart
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this Louisiana heart.
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this Louisiana heart.
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart.
Too much love in this Louisiana heart.
There's too much love in the Mississippi heart
Too much love in this Louisiana heart...
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"Hey Good Lookin`" by Hank Williams
Hey, hey, good lookin',
Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
Hey, sweet baby,
Don't you think maybe
We could find us a brand new recipe?
I got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill
And I know a spot right over the hill.
There's soda pop and the dancin's free,
So if you wanna have fun come a-long with me.
Hey, good lookin',
Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
I'm free and ready,
So we can go steady.
How's about savin' all your time for me?
No more lookin',
I know I've been tooken.
How's about keepin' steady company?
I'm gonna throw my date-book over the fence
And find me one for five or ten cents.
I'll keep it 'til it's covered with age
'Cause I'm writin' your name down on every page.
Hey, good lookin',
Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
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"Queen of Hearts" by Juice Newton
Midnight,
and I'm a-waiting on the twelve-oh-five
Hoping it'll take me just a little farther down the line
Moonlight,
you're just a heartache in disguise;
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
if it's only for a very short time
Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you
Laying out another lie,
thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
to keep me away from you
Honey, you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody telling everybody what you have done
Baby, I know it makes you sad
But when they're handing out the heartaches
you know you got to have you some
Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you
Lovers, I know you've had a few
But hide your heart beneath the covers
and tell 'em they're the only one
And others, they know just what I'm going through
And it's a-hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it for fun
Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you
Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you
Playing with the queen of hearts
Playing with the queen of hearts..
Playing with the queen of hearts...
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"One Step Forward" by Desert Rose Band
You held me up held me down
Made me crazy then you brought me around
Were my darkness and my light
You were my blindness and my sight
Were my shelter and my storm
Made me cold then you made me warm
You were my fever and my cure
Made me doubt and you made me sure
One step forward and two steps back
Nobody gets too far like that
One step forward and two steps back
This kind of dance can never last
You were my hope and my fears
You were my laughter and my tears
Were my destiny and my fate
Kept me movin' you made me wait
Were my weakness and my power
You were the thorn and the flower
You were my sunshine and the rain
Made me feel so good brought so much pain
Now one step forward and two steps back
Nobody gets too far like that
One step forward and two steps back
This kind of dance can never last
And we never really meant for each other
We were never really meant to last
In the years that we danced together
Each step forward we took two steps back
Each step forward we took two steps back
Now one step forward and two steps back
Nobody gets too far like that
One step forward and two steps back
This kind of dance can never last
One step forward and two steps back
Nobody gets too far like that
One step forward and two steps back
This kind of dance can never last
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"Crazy" by Willie Nelson
I'm crazy
Crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy
Crazy for feeling so blue
I know
You'd love me as long as you wanted
Then someday
Leave me for somebody new
Worry
Why do I let myself worry
Wondering
What in the world did I do
Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for crying
I'm crazy for trying
I'm crazy for loving you
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"Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray" by Patsy Cline
Two cigarettes in an ashtray,
My love and I in a small café.
Then a stranger came along,
And everything went wrong.
Now there's three cigarettes in the ashtray.
I watched her take him from me,
And his love is no longer my own.
Now they are gone, and I sit alone,
And watch one cigarette burn away.
I watched her take him from me,
And his love is no longer my own.
Now they are gone, and I sit alone,
And watch one cigarette burn away.
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"Make the World go away" by Mickey Gilley
Make the world go away
Get it off my shoulder
Say the things we used to say
And make the world, make it go away
Do you remember when you loved me
Before the world took you away
Well if you do, then forgive me
And make the world, make it go away
Make the world go away
Get it off my shoulder
Say the things we used to say
And make the world, make it go away
Now I'm sorry if I hurt you
Let me make it up to you day by day
And if you will please forgive me
And make the world, make it go away
Make the world go away
Get it off my shoulder
Say the things we used to say
And make the world, make it go away
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“Mama Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys” by Ed Bruce
Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold.
They'd rather give you a song than diamonds or gold.
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded levis,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll probably just ride away.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.
Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings,
Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him,
Do things to make you think he's right.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.
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"Always Wanting You" by Merle Haggard
Always wanting you, but never having you,
Makes it hard to face tomorrow.
'Cause I know I'll wake up wanting you again.
Always loving you, but never touching you,
Sometimes hurts me almost more than I can stand.
I'd been better off if I'd turned away,
And never looked at you the second time.
'Cause I really had my life all together,
'Til your eyes meet mine.
And there I saw a yearning,
And a feeling across the room that you felt for me.
Wish I'd had away of knowing.
The things we had in mind could never be.
Always wanting you, but never having you,
Makes it hard to face tomorrow.
'Cos I know I'll wake up wanting you again.
Always loving you, but never touching you,
Sometimes hurts me almost more than I can stand.
Always wanting you, but never having you,
Sometimes hurts me almost more than I can stand.
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"All My Exes Live In Texas" by Whitey Shafer
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Rosanna's down in Texarcana, wanted me to push her broom,
And sweet Ilene's in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon,
And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,
And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's,
Got the law lookin’ for me.
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas,
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.
My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight.
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Some folks think I'm hidin',
It's been rumored that I died,
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee.
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"I Love a Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbit
Well, I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love to hear the thunder
Watch the lightning
When it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good
Well, I love a rainy night
It's such a beautiful sight
I love to feel the rain
On my face
Taste the rain on my lips
In the moonlight shadow
Showers washed
All my cares away
I wake up to a sunny day
'Cos I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night
Well, I love a rainy night
Well, I love a rainy night
Ooh-ooh
I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love to hear the thunder
Watch the lightning
When it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good
Well, I love a rainy night
It's such a beautiful sight
I love to feel the rain
On my face
To taste the rain on my lips
In the moonlight shadows
Puts a song
In this heart of mine
Puts a smile on my face every time
'Cos I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night
Ooh, I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night
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"New York City" by The Statler Brothers
She came to me shortly after Christmas,
Said she hated spoiling New Year's Eve.
But the truth doesn't wait to come in season
And what we had feared was now believed
She said she'd leave come Monday morning,
Catch a plane if I'd split the fair.
She had friends who lived in New York City.
She'd look them up and have the baby there.
And now she's alone in New York City,
Living like… Lord, I wonder how.
An angel in hell in New York City,
But I can't think about that now.
Honey, will you tell him Bible stories
And give him all the love I never could?
And never tell him too much about his daddy
'Cause there's not too much to say that's good.
He'll have to learn it all from his mother:
How to count and say his ABC's.
But when you teach him prayers to say at bedtime,
Leave off "God bless Daddy," won't you please?
And now they're alone in New York City,
Living like Lord… I wonder how.
Two angels in hell in New York City,
But I can't think about that now.
I can't think about that now.
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"Bed of Roses" by The Statler Brothers
She was called a scarlet woman by the people,
Who would go to church but left me in the street,
With no parents of my own, I never had a home,
And an eighteen year old boy has got to eat.
She found me outside one Sunday morning,
Taking money from a man I didn't know,
She took me in and wiped away my childhood,
A woman of the streets this Lady Rose.
This bed of roses that I lay on,
Where I was taught to be a man,
This bed of roses where I'm living,
Is the only kind of love I understand.
She was a handsome woman, just thirty-four,
Who was spoken to in town by very few.
She managed a late evening business,
Like most of the town wished they could do.
And I learned all the things that a man should know,
From a woman not approved of I suppose,
But she died knowing that I really loved her,
Off life's bramble bush,I picked a rose.
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| F. Master Sounds 98.3 Lyrics (SAMAS) |
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Playlist
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* The Blackbyrds - Rock Creek Park
* Bob James - Nautilus
* Bobby Byrd - Hot Pants
* Bobby Byrd - I Know You Got Soul
* Booker T & The MGs - Green Onions
* The Chakachas - Jungle Fever
* Charles Wright - Express Yourself
* Gloria Jones - Tainted Love
* Harlem Underground Band - Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba
* James Brown - Funky President
* James Brown - The Payback
* The JBs - Grunt
* Lyn Collins - Rock Me Again and Again
* Lyn Collins - Think About It
* Maceo & The Macks - Cross the Tracks (We Better Go Back)
* Maceo & The Macks - Soul Power 74
* Sir Joe Quarterman & Free Soul - (I Got) So Much Trouble On My Mind
* WAR - Low Rider
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* ARTIST: THE BLACKBYRDS
* SONG: ROCK CREEK PARK
* ALBUM: "CITY LIFE" (1975)
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Do it, do it, do it....
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Do it, do it, do it....
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
Doing it in the park
Doing it after dark, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah
Rock Creek Park
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* ARTIST: BOB JAMES
* SONG: NAUTILUS
* ALBUM: "ONE" (1974)
There are no lyrics for this song. Instrumental only.
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* ARTIST: BOBBY BYRD
* SONG: HOT PANTS
* ALBUM:
I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
I'm coming, help me
Make your baby understand
Don't try love, why don't
You take your man
Love can be a two-sided thing
You never get more than
You can bring, hey
I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
Ooh, help me
I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
I'm gonna love you
Don't wanna break your heart
Back up and get ready and
Give yourself a brand new start
I said I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
I'm coming, help me, baby
I can't knock it
Cause I need to rock it
This day or night
Just say it was a long day
I missed you the wrong way?
I'm coming, hey, coming, baby
Come, come, come, come
Coming, I'm coming, baby, hey
Oh, help me, oooh
Oh, baby, I'm coming, yeah
I'm coming, yeah
I can't knock it
I need to rock it
This day or night, baby
This day, this day, this day
I need to rock it, baby
This day, I'm coming
I'm coming, baby, oooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm coming, I'm coming
Hey, coming, baby
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* ARTIST: BOBBY BYRD
* SONG: I KNOW YOU GOT SOUL
* ALBUM: "PAID IN FULL"
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: BOOKER T & THE MGS
* SONG: GREEN ONIONS
* ALBUM: "GREEN ONIONS" (1962)
There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only.
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* ARTIST: CHARLES WRIGHT
* SONG: EXPRESS YOURSELF
* ALBUM: "EXPRESS YOURSELF" (1970)
Express Yourself
Express Yourself
You don't ever need
Help from nobody else
All you got to do now
Express Yourself
What ever you do
Do it good.
What ever you do,
Do, do, Lord
Do it good, all right...
It's not what you look like,
When you're doin' what you're doing.
It's what you're doing
when you're doing what you
Look like you're doing
Express Yourself
Express Yourself
They're doing it on the moon, yeah...
In the jungle too
Everybody on the floor now
Jumpin' like a kangaroo
So let the horns do
The thing they do, y'all
Some people have everything
And other people don't
But everything don't mean a thing
If it ain't the thing you want
Express Yourself
Express Yourself
Oh, do it! Oh, do it
Do it to it.
Go on and do it
Y'all do it, give.
Express Yourself
Express yourself
Do do do do.....
Do it, oh, Lord
Do it, yeah
Express yourself
Express yourself
Express yourself
Express yourself....
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* ARTIST: THE CHAKACHAS
* SONG: JUNGLE FEVER
* ALBUM:
There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only.
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* ARTIST: GLORIA JONES
* SONG: TAINTED LOVE
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want IT any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you'LL think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love
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* ARTIST: HARLEM UNDERGROUND BAND
* SONG: SMOKIN' CHEEBA CHEEBA
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: JAMES BROWN
* SONG: FUNKY PRESIDENT
* ALBUM: "REALITY" (1975)
Funkytown, nasty
(Hey, listen to the man)
Yeah, I'm the Godfather (baby)
People, people
We got to get over
Before we go under
People, people
We got to get over
Before we go under
Hey, country
Didn't say what you meant
Just changed
Brand new funky President
Stock market going up
Jobs going down
And ain't no funking
Jobs to be found
Taxes keep going up
I changed from a glass
Now I drink out of a paper cup
It's getting bad
People, people
We got to get over
Before we go under
Listen to me
Let's get together and raise
Let's get together
And get some land
Raise our food like the man
Save our money like the Mob
Put up a fight down on the job
Tell em, Godfather
Turn up your funk motor
Get down and praise the Lord
Get sexy, sexy
Get funky and dance
Love me, baby, love me nice
Don't make it once
Can you make it twice
I like it
People, people
We got to get over
Before we go under
People, people
Well, well, well
Before we go under
Turn on your funk motor
I know it's tough
Turn on your funk motor
Until you get enough
Hey, give yourself a
Chance to come through
Tell yourself, I can
Do what you can do
Hey, listen to the man
I'm the Godfather
Payback, cold-blooded
People, people
People, people
Hey, people, people
Don't you see what's going on
People, people
We got to get together
Get on the good foot
Change it, yeah
Got to get together
And get some land
Raise our food just like the man
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I got to say it again
We got to get together
And buy some land
Raise our food just like the man
Save our money, do like the Mob
Put up your fight right on the job
We gotta get over
Before we go under
Time's getting short, Lord
Country, do you know
Just what I meant
We just changed, we got
A brand new funky President
I need to be the Mayor
So I could change
Some things around here
I need to be the Governer
I need to be the Governer
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* ARTIST: JAMES BROWN
* SONG: THE PAYBACK
* ALBUM: "THE PAYBACK" (1974)
Hey, gotta, gotta payback
Revenge
I'm mad
Got to get back
Need some get back
Payback, payback
That's it, payback
Revenge, I'm mad
Get down with my girlfriend
That ain't right
Hollering, cussing
You wanna fight
Payback is a thing
You got to see
Brother, do any
Damn thing to me
Sold me out for chicken change
(Yes, you did) told me that they
They had it all arranged
You had me down and that's a fact
Now you punk, you gotta get
Ready for the big payback
(The big payback) that's where I am
The big payback (the big payback)
I can do wheeling
I can do dealing (yes, you can)
But I don't do no damn squealing
I can dig rapping, I'm ready
I can dig scrapping
But I can't dig
That backstabbing (oh, no)
Brother, get ready
That's a fact
Get ready, you Mother
For the big payback, hey
Let me hit em
Hit em, Fred, hit em
Hey, hey, Lord
You took my money
You got my honey
Don't want me to see
What you doing to me
I got to get back
I got to deal with you
Got to deal with you
I gotta deal with you
Hey, let me tell you
Get down with my woman
That ain't right
You hollering and cussing
You wanna fight
Don't do me no darn favor
I don't know karate
But I know ka-razor
(Yes, we do) hey
Get ready, that's a fact
Get ready, you mother
For the big payback
(The big payback)
Hey, I'm a man, I'm a man
I'm a son of a man
But don't they tell you
Then Papa can
Get ready for the big payback
Hey, hit me again
Lord, Lord, yeah
Get ready, I need it
I need a hit again
Say it once, say it once
Hit me again, Lord
(The big payback)
Sold me out for chicken change
Said my woman had it all arranged
Trying to make a deal
She wants to squeal
But I had my boys on her heels
Saw me coming, told a lie
Went down like you wanted to cry
I don't care what she does
She'll be doing just like she was
Take those kids and raise them up
Somebody teach em to be rightous tough
Take her, take that woman
It's one place she found
Just run that mother out of town
Make her get up
Make her get up, get out
Make her get up
Make her get up, get out
I'm mad, I want revenge
I want revenge (the big payback)
My patience ends on revenge
My patience ends on revenge
I want revenge, I want revenge
(The big payback)
Can I get some hits
I need those hits
I need those hits, hit me
Lord, need those hits
Carry on, carry on
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* ARTIST: THE JBS
* SONG: GRUNT
* ALBUM: "FOOD FOR THOUGHT" (1972)
There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only.
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* ARTIST: LYN COLLINS
* SONG: ROCK ME AGAIN AND AGAIN
* ALBUM: "CHECK ME OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME" (1975)
Take your time and make me love you good
Take your time and make me love you good
Take your time and make me love you good
Take your time and make me love you good
Love me til I want no more
Make me feel the spirit til I have to go
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Show me what you feel when you hold me close
Let me see you twist and give me a sexy dose
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me baby, make my face get soaking wet
Rock me, lord baby, bout to work me to death
Rock me baby, like my back aint got no bone
Rock me good, good bad, then leave me alone
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
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* ARTIST: LYN COLLINS
* SONG: THINK ABOUT IT
* ALBUM:
Hey, fellas
I'm talking to you, you and you too
Do you guys know who I'm talking to
Those of you who go out and stay
Out all night and half the next day
And expect us to be home
When you get there
But let me tell you something
The sisters aren't going for that no more
Cause we realize two things
That you aren't doing anything for
We can do better by ourselves
So from now on, we gonna use
What we got to get what we want
So, you'd better think, think
Now's the time when we have ?
That's the thing I never will forget
Now baby, I got a whole lot to give
And a whole lotta loving
That a woman could give, yeah
But before I give it up, I gotta think
Think what the future holds for me
Just go ahead and see
I don't need no heartache
Can't stand no misery
Let me think, think
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
All right, yeah
Don't say it's easy
Just plain living
Sometimes it's kinda tough
If it's not in your vision
Don't make no decision
Hey, yeah, all right
So lay the cards on the table
When it comes to taking care of me
I know I'm able
You may not call it true
But I won't do nothing that you won't do
Said I won't do nothing that you won't do
So think about the good things
Come on and think about the right things
You got to think about me too
Come on and think, think about you
Come on and think about the good things
Come on and think about the right things
Come on and think about me too.....
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* ARTIST: MACEO & THE MACKS
* SONG: CROSS THE TRACKS (WE BETTER GO BACK)
* ALBUM:
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: MACEO & THE MACKS
* SONG: SOUL POWER 74
* ALBUM: "US" (1974)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: SIR JOE QUARTERMAN & FREE SOUL
* SONG: (I GOT) SO MUCH TROUBLE ON MY MIND
* ALBUM: "SIR JOE QUARTERMAN & FREE SOUL"
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: WAR
* SONG: LOW RIDER
* ALBUM: "WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?" (1975)
All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Low rider knows every street yeah!
Low rider is the one to meet yeah!
Low rider dont use no gas now
Low rider dont drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
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| G. Playback FM Lyrics (SAPFM) |
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** Thanks to Icicle for letting me use these lyrics **
1. Title: (Road to the Riches)
Artist: (Kool G)
When I was five years old I realized there was a road
At the end I will win lots of pots of gold
Never took a break, never made a mistake
Took time to create cos there's money to make
To be a billionaire takes hard work for years
Some nights I shedded tears while I sent up prayers
Been through hard times, even worked part time
In a ?seafood? store sweepin floors for dimes
I was sort of a porter takin the next man's order
Breakin my back for ?a shack for headquarters?
All my manpower for four bucks an hour
Took the time, I wrote rhymes in the shower
Shoes are scoffed cos the road gets rough
But I'ma rock it til my pockets ain't stuffed enough
All the freaks wouldn't speak cos my checks was weak
They would turn the other cheek so I started to seek
A way to get a play, and maybe one day
I'll be performin up a storm for a decent pay
No matter how it seems I always kept the dream
All the girlies scream and suckas get creamed
Dreamed about it for five years straight
Finally I got a break and cut my first plate
The road ain't yellow and there ain't no witches
My name is Kool G Rap, I'm on the road to the riches
I used to stand on the block sellin cooked up rock
Money bustin out my sock cos I really would clock
They were for kind of fiends bringin jackets and jeans
Magazines, anything, just to hustle for beans
The cash was comin fast, money grew like grass
People hungry for the blast that don't even last
Didn't want to be involved but the money will getcha
Gettin richer and richer, the police took my picture
But I still supplied, some people I knew died
Murders and homicides for bottles of suicide
Money, jewelry, livin like a star
And I wasn't too far from a Jaguar car
In a small-time casino, the town's Al Pacino
For all of the girls, the pretty boy Valentino
I shot up stores and I kicked down doors
Collecting scars from little neighborhood wars
Many legs I broke, many necks I choked
And if provoked I let the pistol smoke
Loyal members in a crew now down with the game
Sellin nickels and dimes, sunshine or rain
What I had was bad from my shoes to my pad
In the first time in my life loanin money to dad
Now the table's turned and my lifestyle switches
My name is Kool G Rap, I'm on the road to the riches
?A thug a-mugs? for drugs, he eventually bugs
Lookin for crack on carpets and rugs
?The squealers tells? but the dealer still sells
Little spoiled kids inheritin oil wells
I was the type on the opposite side
Of smokin the pipe, in a beef I got hype
Cos rags to riches switches men to witches
Become stitches, body bags in ditches
Bloodshed, I painted the town red
People fled as I put a dread's head to bed
That mean's dead, in other words deceased
Face got erased, bullets got released
Bombs were planted, the kids were kidnapped
In fact that was a way to get back
At enemies who tried to clock G's
on my block, now they forever knock Z's
Plans of rampages went for ages
Some got knocked and locked inside cages
Some bit the dust for crumbs and crusts
In God We Trust, now rots to rust
Plus caps to cops, policeman drops
You blew off his top when the pistol went pop
Troopers, soldiers, rollin like boulders
Eyes of hate and their hearts get colder
Some young male put in jail
His lawyer so good his bail is on sale
Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last?
Longer than my song but he already fell
He likes to eat hardy, party
Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati
Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's Jello
Mellow, yellow fellow, tell or hell, hello
One court date can turn an outlaw to an inmate
But just ?stay?, ship him upstate by the Great Lakes
And than a-wait and wait and wait
Til he breaks, that's all it takes
So he fakes to be a man, but he can't stand
On his own two feet because now he's in a new land
Rules are different and so is life
When you think with a shank, talk with a knife
Not my lifestyle so I made a U-turn
More money I earn, more money to burn
Pushin all buttons, pullin all switches
My name is G. Rap, I'm on the road to the riches
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2. Title: (Warm It Up Kane)
Artist: (Big Daddy Kane)
Come, get some, you little bum
I take the cake but you can't get a crumb
from the poetic, authentic, superior
Ultimate - and all that good s**t
I'm the original, Asiatic, acrobatic
There you have it, now get dramatic
Creatin drama when I'm on the scene
And I pack em in mean, like Bruce Springsteen
I profile a style that's mild and meanwhile
put on trial a rap pile to exile
Make you tumble and stumble, in a rumble just CRUMBLE
And I'm still calm and humble
You need another helpin hand to swing on
I stand alone, but still you gotta bring on
your Batman and Robin, Cagney and Lacey
Starsky and Hutch, but they still can't face me
And if may make this one thing here clear
that's for you not to come near, PERIOD
So I ain't buggin or delirious
My swift tongue's like a sword, that's how severe it is
And I can slice and dice a Fisher Price MC
that thought he was nice into Minute Rice
Single-handed, I ain't with that band stuff
Cause Cee'll scratch a record like flakes of dandruff
And the mic I ravage, not like a savage
but in my own way of doin damage
As I design the genuine line
Now who flattop rules in eighty-nine?
Warm it up, Kane (16 times)
Take two other men with soul that you probably know
Deadly as Scarface, but bright as the Cosby show
Don't attack rappers, but make everyone hush
They step to me, but can't stop the bumrush
I make material, rich and imperial
The unique technique I speak is all original
You like to sag and drag and gag
Same old same old, but Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag
So put the mic down boy, you can't work it
Due to wack lyrics, it's bout to short circuit
So toss the sauce across to the boss, no remorse
You lost, with force, of course, a holocaust
First I caught ya, then put ya through torture
You moved wrong my son, so I taught ya
Just like a guardian, that put your body in
the mood to groove with the smoove way that I'm partyin
Competition may find it spectacular
Scheme and fiend to take a bite like Dracula
and waste the taste, cause ain't no sugar here
So come near if you dare, you BOOGA BEAR
You start hallucinatin like Magic
The wrath gets tragic, but Kane won't have it
Cause you tried to juice me when you're bluffin
Slowed the pace, so I had to start rushin
So pick a VC date, cause you're history
Here comes Kane Scoob Scrap Jay and Mister Cee
And this is one thing to us we ain't new to
The crew'll cast a spell on the crowd just like voodoo
I'm the man you can't hold back
and all competition appears to be weak
I meant to say wack, a vision of blur
Just them thinkin I'm competitin, I say, "Huh!"
Warm it up, Kane (16 times)
Genuine for eighty-nine, you know what I'm sayin?
As I give a shout out to my man Tony A
Tony P, Sally Sal and the whole Libra Digital posse
Can't forget my man Yawnski
and Smooth the Barber, you know what I'm sayin?
Also, I gotta say whassup to Born True, B-Boy,
and my man big Jay Cee
The whole rest of the crew, Scoob Lover my brother
Scrap Lover, and DJ Mister Cee
Can't forget Supreme, Abu, MelQuan and Shabazz
Wally D, and the rest of the brothers
and of course my little brother the Little Daddy Shane
Manditory end of the story, you know what I'm sayin?
Peace
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3. Title: (The Godfather)
Artist: (Spoonie Gee)
I'm the godfather... of rap
Well let's get this straight, there's no contest
So now you people know don't have to guess
I'm not tha king of rap, not lord, not prince
I was a young kid rapper that I've been rapping ever since
I was just a young bub, I didn't care what mc's did
Before ??? cause I'm the godfather
I caught silly young ladies, two just chilled
They never said no to me - always say that they will do
Whenever I want them to - when I confront them to
Watch where ya're walkin', or just might browl to
I never rule them, I only school them
But if they ever try to fool me
That's when I foo them
I'm tha godfather
Long time to be chillin', just to make money
I rapped on stage, check my voice for your honey
Cause I'm rappin', and I'm not stoppin'
MC baby, who love stand hip-hopin'
so don't tease me, just kiss me
If ya already had a pimp, ya gonna miss me
I'm just a brother so what's upsaid
Cause it's a pretty ladies, I mean top like this
Ya know I'm the godfather
They say that I'm an mc some say that I'm a proud
I changed my style people just didn't know it yet
I had to tell them I might kill them
you mess with me I'm sick your ass then swell them
Woah like on the phone, I'm 'bout to take charge
At the station for the new car in my garage
They want to cruise me, they don't move me
See my bankroll they want to try to use me
But I'm no fool never losin' my cool
But for me to darkness I make the young ladies drool
I'm not braggin' tellin' you what I'm about
Young ladies no babies and marriage bout
But if you insist you can't convince your house are mine
Night or day we'll be fine
So let's get with it, so that I can't hit it
After an hour or two me and you can just quit it
I'm the godfather
There's no need to be smokin' when the fire is out
So take your hand off your hip and let's work out
No leanin' on the wall no standin' around
So are you ready (for what ?!) for the beat in me now
Because people can't see me so people want to be me
Pretty young ladies want L Blue Spoon
The beat so fair so ate 9 o'clock in the morning
If they're playin' they'll call the cops cause I'm the godfather
I'm the godfather
You got rockin' beat no stoppin' beat
Some roars have things pumpin' beat
All the rest of my time Jerry knows my side
I'm so dip that's why I keep all girls in your mind
I'm not dedicate this at the top of this
Say cool you bring, don't break the rules if you wanna get this
Respect me brother rapper recorded on the show
Ya could stare, cause I don't care it's just long you know
I'm the godfather
Now you be jumpin' your heart will be thumpin
Intendin' rappin', swearin' hip hopin'
Off your face, all know the place
Easely scatty standin' in pace
Don't stand around, your face road in my clan
This is the season no prisonner can't get down
So get all the world, let's up these words
Boogie down to the beat just give it to y'all
No need to get hot money dispenser
You can't have a good time cause it's so danger
I'm the godfather... of rap
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4. Title: (Me and the Biz)
Artist: (Master Ace featuring BizMarkie)
(Master Ace)
Awww yeah! Uh, uh huh
One two, microphone check one two
Microphone check one two, mircophone check one two
Tell you what I'm gonna do
On and on and on is how the beat goes
So sell the British Walkers and cut the afros
And dance till the feeling is gone in your toes
I wear shorts in the summer, Timberlands when it snows
Sometimes I like to chill, sometimes I like to mingle
Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a single
Sexy young slimmy, but not too young, though
That's because Jimmy might end up on death row
Now this here jam is like a special kind of song
It's not too short, but then again it's not too long
I brought someone with me, someone you might know
He's bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe
All the way up to your last hair folicle
(Biz Markie)
Hey hey hey, it's me the diabolical
Yes, y'all and, it's time for me to fall in
To a funky beat to make you have a ball and
Jump, make you move your rump on the floor and like pump
C'mon don't be a chump, I see four and maybe five
Live party people but the rest did not survive
(Why?) They had a cardiac arrest
Now rocking microphones is something I do daily and
Making people dance like if I was Albert Alien
People just love it when the Biz starts to play
With my (beatboxing), and by the way
Skeezing with a girl is something I get tricky
And I'm the sneaky type to like slip a girl a Mickey
And I live the type of life that's far from affordable
Standing on the corner calling cuties on the portable
Me and Master Ace is FONKY (Word to Miz)
Yo, who is it Ace? (It's me and the Biz)
It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4 times)
(Biz Markie)
Yo Ace, I got an, um, question
Excuse me brother, but can you spare a dime?
(Master Ace)
Naw, but if you want, I can kick a funky rhyme
All I need is a groove that's as smooth as a harp and
I'm ready to talk nuff s**t like Al Sharpton
I take the stage and engage in a page and
My name is Master Ace and 22 is the age
(Biz Markie)
Yo, I'm the B-I-Z M and, like a lot of women
Bought a new car because the first one was a lemon
Oochie Louie Findy, me and Sexy Cindy
Riding around the block as if I was in the Indy
Everybody pointing cause I am the joint and
They know it's me, because I'm the B-I-Z
Sometimes I lie in bed all day and think about my life
Should I just kick rap and settle down with kids and a wife?
And get a regular job where I'm working 9 to 5
S**t, I'm the Biz and it's great to be alive
(Master Ace)
I'm making crazy hits, a winner never quits
So those that used to diss me in the past are having fits
But I just sit back and kick my feet up on the table
Cause I'm able to rock a crowd without a cable
Or a Cuban Link and (Yo, Lincoln wasn't Cuban!)
So I still produce Def Jams like my name was Ricky Rubin
M-A-S-T-E-R and this ain't store bought hip-hop from a jar and
It sure ain't Stephanie Mills playing Dorothy in the Wiz
It's me and the Biz
It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4 times)
(Master Ace)
I'm a 100% proof and rag on the roof and
Pulling crazy cuties without a gold tooth
Wilding, styling, this land is my land
(You're a) prisoner to my music like you was on Riker's Island
A slim, soft-spoken brother from the ghetto
My name is Master Ace and I thought that you should know
You run your rhymes like a horse and force
Extra booty lyrics on the crowd like you're the boss
I think you'd better keep them to yourself
Do it for yourself, put your lyrics back up on the shelf
Now I'm going to pass it to the B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I-E
Cause I know you want to see him
(Biz Markie)
Ah one two, one two, this is what I'm gonna do
Keep the place jumping, get it wild like a zoo
If anyone can do it, the B-I-Z can
Peace to Marley Marl, Tagedy, and MC Shan
And my cousin Cool V and, TJ Swan E and
The Jungle Brothers swinging from a tree and
EPMD and, Nice and Smooth B and
MC Craig G and, Just I-C-E and
The list goes on and on and on and on
I go to Dapper Dan or Bennaton
Hey hey, I got some shoutouts, I know you all bought my new album
I know everybody in Brooklyn bought it
Everybody in Jersey bought it
Everybody in uptown bought it
Eveerybody in Philidelphia and California and Florida bought my new album
I'm Biz Markie, I'm down with my cousin Cool V, TJ Swan, Marley Marl...
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5. Title: (Children's Story)
Artist: (Slick Rick)
Uncle Ricky, will you read us a bedtime story?
Please, huh, please?
Allright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook.
Ya'll Tucked in?
Yeah
Here we go...
Once upon a time,
Not long ago,
Where people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
Where laws where stern and justice stood,
And people were behavin' like they ought to - good,
There lived a little boy who was misslead
By another little boy,
And this is what he said:
"Me and you tike, we're gonna make some cash",
"Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash",
They did the job,
Money came with ease,
But one couldn't stop!
It's like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another,
And a sister and a brother,
Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
The cop grabed his arm,
He started actin' eratic,
He said:
"Keep still boy, no need for static",
Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap,
But little did he know,
The little boy was strapped,
The kid pulled outta gun,
He said:
"Why'd you hit me?"
The barrell was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared,
The kid, he starts to figure:
"I'll do years if I pull this trigger",
So he cold dashed,
And ran around the block,
Cop radios in to another ladie cop,
He ran by a tree,
There he saw the sister,
Shot for the head,
He shot back but he missed her,
Looked 'round good,
And from excpectations,
He decided he'd head for the subway stations,
But,
(what)
She was comming and he made a left,
He was running top speed,
Till he was out of breath,
Knocked and old man down,
And swore he killed him,
(sorry)
Then he made his move to an abandonded building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up a door,
There guess who he saw?
(who)
Dave! The dope fiend shootin' dope,
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said:
"I need bullets, hurry up, run!",
The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shot gun!
He went outside but there were cops all over,
THen he dipped into a car;
A stolen nova,
Raced up the block doin' 83,
Crashed into a tree,
Near University,
Escaped alive,
Though the car was battered,
Rat-a-tat-tatered,
And all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets,
And he still had static,
Grabbed the pregnant ladie,
And pulled out the automatic,
Point it at her head,
He said the gun was full of lead,
He told the cops:
"Back off, or honey here's dead",
Deep in his heart,
He knew he was wrong,
So he lets the ladie go,
And he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded,
He seemed astounded,
And, before long the boy got surrounded,
He dropped his gun,
So went the glory,
And this is the way I have to end this story,
He was only one teen in a madman's dream,
The cops shot the kid,
I still here him scream,
This ain't funny,
So don't ya' dare laugh,
Just another case about the wrong path,
Straight and narrow,
Or your soul gets cast,
Goodnite.
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6. Title: (Rebel Without a Pause)
Artist: (Public Enemy)
Yes - the rhythm, the rebel
Without a pause - I'm lowering my level
The hard rhymer - where you never been I'm in
You want stylin' - you know it's time again
D the enemy - tellin you to hear it
They praised the music - this time they play the lyrics
Some say no to the album, the show
Bum rush the sound I made a year ago
I guess you know - you guess I'm just a radical
Not a sabbatical - yes to make it critical
The only part your body should be parting to
Panther power on the hour from the rebel to you
Radio - suckers never play me
On the mix - just O.K. me
Now known and grown when they're clocking my zone it's known
Snakin' and takin' everything that a brother owns
Hard - my calling card
Recorded and orderd - supporter of Chesimard
Loud and proud kickin' live next poet supreme
Loop a troop, bazooka, the scheme
Flavor - a rebel in his own mind
Supporter of my rhyme
Designed to scatter a line of suckers who claim I do crime
Terminator X
From a rebel it's final on black vinyl
Soul, rock and roll comin' like a rhino
Tables turn - suckers burn to learn
They can't dis-able the power of my label
Def Jam - tells you who I am
The enemy's public - they really give a damn
Strong Island - where I got 'em wild and
That's the reason they're claimin' that I'm violent
Never silent - no dope gettin' dumb nope
Claimin' where we get our rhythm from
Number one - we hit ya and we give ya some
No gun - and still never on the run
You wanna be an S.1 - Griff will tell you when
And then you'll come - you'll know what time it is
Impeach the president - pullin' out the ray-gun
Zap the next one - I could be you're Sho-gun
Suckers - don't last a minute
Soft and smooth - I ain't with it
Hardcore - rawbone like a razor
I'm like a lazer - I just won't graze ya
Old enough to raise ya - so this will faze ya
Get it right boy and maybe I will praise ya
Playin' the role I got soul too
Voice my opinion with volume
Smooth - no what I am
Rough - cause I'm the man
No matter what the name - we're all the same
Pieces in one big chess game
Yeah - the voice of power
Is in the house - go take a shower boy
P.E. a group, a crew - not singular
We were black Wranglers
We're rap stranglers
You can't angle us - I know you're listenin'
I caught you pissin' in you're pants
You're scared of us dissin' us
The crowd is missin' us
We're on a mission boy
Terminator X
Attitude - when I'm on fire
Juice on the loose - electric wire
Simple and plain - give me the lane
I'll throw it down your throat like Barkley
See the car keys - you'll never get these
They belong to the 98 posse
You want some more son - you wanna get some
Rush the door on a store - pick up the album
You know the rhythm, the rhyme plus the beat is designed
So I can enter your mind - Boys
Bring the noise - my time
Step aside for the flex - Terminator X
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7. Title: (I Know You Got Soul)
Artist: (Eric B and Rakim)
It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you
Thinking of this, you keep repeating you miss
The rhymes from the microphone soloist
And you sit by the radio, hand on the dial, soon
As you hear it, pump up the volume
Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow,
Then plug in the headphone 'cause here it go
It's a 4 letter word when it's heard, it control
your body to dance (You got it) soul,
Ditects the tempo like a red alert
Reaches your reflex, so let it work
When this is playing, you can't get stuck wit
The steps, so get set and I'm a still come up wit
A gift to be swift, follow the leader, the rhyme will go
Def wit the record that was mixed a long time ago
It can be done but only I can do it
For those that can dance and clap your hands to it
I start to think and then I sink
Into the paper like I was ink
When I'm writing, I'm trapped in between the lines,
I escape when I finish the rhyme...
I got soul
You got it (4 times)
I know you got soul
Picture a mic, the stage is empty
A beat like this might tempt me
To pose, show my rings and my fat gold chain
Grab the mic like I'm on Soul Train
But I'll wait 'cause I mastered this
Let the others go first so the brothers don't miss
Eric B. break the sticks (you got it)
Rakim will begin when you make the mix
I'll experiment like a scientist
You wanna rhyme, you gotta sign my list
'Cause I'm a manifest and bless the mic I hold
You want it next? then you gotta have soul
'Cause if you ain't got it, I'm a make an encore
Take the mic, make the people respond for
The R, 'cause that's the way it'll have to be
If you wanna get on after me
Think about it, wait, erase your rhyme
Forget it and don't waste your time
'Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it
Drop the mic, you shouldn't be holding it
This is how it should be done
This style is identical to none
Some try to make it sound like this but you're getting me
So upset that I'm wet 'cause you're sweating me
I drip steam like a microphone fiend
Eager to MC is my theme
I get hype when I hear a drum roll
Rakim is on the mic and you know I got soul
You got it (5 times)
I got soul (you got it) that's why I came
To teach those who can't say my name
First of all, I'm the soloist, the soul controller
Rakim gets stronger as I get older
Constant elevation causes expansion
I write my rhyme while I cool in my mansion
Then put it on tape and in the city I test it
Then on the radio the R's requested
You listen to it, the concept might break you
'Cause almost anyone can relate to...
Whoever's out of hand, I'm give him handles
Light 'em up, blow 'em out like candles
Or should I just let him melt?
Then give him a hand so they can see how it felt
I'm not bold just cuz I rock gold
Rakim is on the mic and you know I got soul
You got it (4 times)
Now I'm a stop to see what you got
Get off the mic before I get too hot
I want to see which posse can dance the best
It should be easy 'cause the beat is fresh
Now if your from Uptown, Brooklyn- bound,
The Bronx, Queens, or Long Island Sound,
Even other states come right and exact,
It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at
Since you came here, you have to show and prove
And do that dance until it don't move
'Cause all you need is soul self-esteem will release,
The rest is up to you, Rakim 'll say peace
You got it (10 times)
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8. Title: (It Takes Two)
Artist: (Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock)
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
I wanna rock right now
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept
Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step
I got an idea
That I wanna share
You don't like it? So what, I don't care
I'm number one, the uno, I like comp
Bring all the suckers 'cause all them I'll stomp
Bold and black but I won't protect
All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect
I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture
A slick brother that can easy outfox ya
Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah
And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest
So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard
I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard
I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest
Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
The situation that the Base is in
I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend
'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior
I take care of ya and then ya get wearier
So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit
The record sells which makes this one a hit
It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert
Take off your shirt
Make sure it don't hit the dirt
I like the kids--the guys, the girls
I want the ducats 'cause this is Rob Base's world
I'm on a mission, ya better just listen
To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin'
'Cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
I stand alone, don't need anyone
'Cause I'm Rob, just came ot have fun
Don't need friends that act like foes
'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows
About things that make ya get weary
Don't cheer me, just hear me
Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!)
Before I turn the party out
I won't stutter--
Project my voice, speak clearly
So you can be my choice
On stage or on record
Go to the Wiz and select it
Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back
I like the Whopper, f**k the Big Mac
If you want static, so let's go
So, throw upyour hands
Go for what you know
Bro', I got an ego
Yo, talkin' to me? No
Oh
'Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up
We're not soft, so you better just slack up
'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze
Rock the mike with the help of EZ
Rock on the set, the music plays
Only cuts the records that I say
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
All right, now, EZ Rock
now, when I count to three
I want you ot get busy
You ready now?
One, two, three, get loose now!
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it!
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9. Title: (B.Y.S.)
Artist: (Gang Starr)
I'm like a sniper rhymes'll strike ya when I'm rockin
mad chicks be jockin' when the G Starr's talking
And that's because my word is bond
I get much fan mail and I always respond
So tell your hon to write me too
make sure she puts attention Mr. Guru
Brothers know the flow is unique
I got 100 wild styles in my black valise
MC's wanna be me so they keep askin
for me to teach 'em methods both slow and fast
And others wanna act as if they're better
but they only got one style which ain't all that clever
I'm cooler than wind, harder than cold steel
I get the ladies with more than just sex appeal
A mystic psychic scanning all your thoughts
I'll touch your soul and make your brain feel caught
When my rapture traps ya and makes you mine
You'll submit to the gift and to the lyrical lines
So suckers realize that the size is too large
when I come through I'm pullin' whole crews cards
I be wreckin' correct and on the gangster tip
MC's who front: Imma' gonna burst your s**t
I wonder do you love it enough
I'm steppin' rugged and tough, never to front or to bluff
I got the fresh cut baldy, the brothers call me
Guru the man yes with all the
J-A-Z-Z-Y type essence, street type lessons manifesting
the one who make the fly ladies feel pleasant
Never forgettin' that to myself I'm true
do what you want to but watch yourself though 'duke'
I don't wanna hear all of that loud mouthing
try to pull yours out when nothing comes out
Then you'll see why you can't compete with me
the notorious Guru of the Gang you see
Starr stands for power like I said before
I'm like the doctors cure slicker than Roger Moore
I slide up to a crab MC like this
tap 'em in the head with my mic like this
I'll be revealing that you're weak to the world if you wish
And I insist that if you persist
then you get creamed, cuz Imma' get real steamed
so don't you try to flex and try to look all mean
Heyo check it that's dead that's it
cuz all you phony ass rappers Imma' bust your s**t
Now when you see me on the set you know I may unleash
a lyric like a mad dog barking through the speaker
Step off unless you wanna get torn up
your raps worn out burned out f**ked up
You locked up or maybe you locked out
cuz at the battle last time you snuck out
But now I'm rolling over you full blast
I'm here to let you know no longer will the bull last
MC's telling lies and poppin' all those myths
Keep on fakin' moves and Imma'...
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10. Title: (The Vapours)
Artist: (Biz Markie)
Can you feel it
Nothin' can save ya
For this is the seaon of catchin' the vpors
And since I got time, what I'm gonna do
Is tell ya how to spread it throughout my crew
Wel you all know TJ Swan who sang on my records
Made the music, "Nobody Beats the Biz"
Well, check it
Back in the days before this began
He usually tried to talk to this girl name Fran
The type of female with fly Gucci wear
With big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hair
When Swan tried to kick it, she always fessed
Talkin' about "Nigger, please, you work for UPS"
Since he wasn't no type of big drug dealer
My man TJ Swan didn't appeal to her
But now he trucks gold and wears fly Valley boots
Rough leather fashions and tough silk suits
Now she stop frontin' an' wants to speak
And be comin' to all the shows
Every single weekend
To get his beeper number, she'd be beggin' please
Dyin' for the day to get skeezed
She caught the vapors (4 times)
I got another partner that's calm and plain
He goes by the name of the Big Daddy Kane
A mellow type of fellow that's laid back
Back in the days, he was nothin' like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hangin' down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kango tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood, people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his mom's ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothin' but a hoodlum
Or either injail or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Big Daddy got a hit record sellin' worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child be sayin'
Can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now
They caught the vapors (4 times)
Now I got a cousin by the name of Von Lee
Better known to y'all as Cutmaster Cool V
He cuts scratch, transform with finesse
..(cuts and scratches)...and all that mess
Well I remember when he first started to rock
And tried to get his job in a record shop
He was in it to win it but the boss fronted
Said, "Sorry Mr. Lee, but there's no help wanted"
Now my cousin Von still tried on and on and on
'Til the like break of dawn
To put this j-o-b in effect
But they'd look right past him and be like "next"
Now for the year of '88
Cool V is makin' dollars so my cousin's like straight
He walks into the same record shop as before
And the boss'll be like, "Von, welcome to my store"
Offerin' him a job but naw, he don't want it
Damn it feels goo to see people up on it
'Cause I remember when at first they wasn't
Now guess what they caught from my cousin
The vapors
They caught the vapors (4 times)
Last subject of the story is about Biz Mark
I had to work for mine to put your body in park
When I was a teenager, I wanted to be down
With a lot of M.C.-deejayin' crews in town
So in school on Nobel Street, I say "Can I be down, champ"
They said no and treated me like a wet food stamp
After gettin' rejected, I was very depressed
Sat and wrote some def doo-doo rhymes at my rest
When I used to come to parties they'd make me pay
I'd have to beg to get on the mike and rap that day
I was never into girls, I was just into my music
They acted like I wanted to keep it
Instead of tryin' to use it
But now things switched without belief
"Yo, Biz, do you remember me from Nober Street, chief?
We used to be down back in the days"
It happens all the time and never ceases to amaze
They caught the vapors (4 times)
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11. Title: (Brand Nubian)
Artist: (Brand Nubian)
(Puba) Now who comin with that hot s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Puba) Who about to rock s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Puba) Super splashy with that head knot
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Puba) Seal it down cause it don't stop
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Grand Puba)
Now as I blast off with my curricula, comin perpendicular
Watch me kill it when I spill it, top bill it, shine like acryllic
Actions manifest with the strategy of chess
Hit you with more retardedness than the seed born from incest
Since the scrotum I was that brother
Ripped a hole in my daddy's rubber
Swan dived into my mother
Left behind a thousand others
Caught one cat sittin in the egg, tossed him out he slid down the leg
Born months later, I come ridin down the escalator
The doctor tried to smack me but I caught him with a two piece
My pops said, 'Son you did it right, aww man my shorty tight'
Then he passed the brother a mic and ever since my flow been tight
Come on -- you gotta be kidding me if you think Brand Nu' lost a step
and if you do go get a late pass cause you cats done overslept
Over two thousand emcees attend school at Haji Prep
Brand Nubian brothers, A alike, B alike, plus we see alike
Cause ain't nuthin but that blazeness when these brothers touch the
mic
(Jamar) Now who comin with that hot s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Jamar) Who about to rock s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Jamar) Super splashy with that head knot
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Jamar) Feel it now cause it don't stop
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Jamar) Now who comin with that hot s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Jamar) Who about to rock s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Jamar) Super splashy with that head knot
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Lord Jamar)
The rap legend, never pushed a Legend, gripped the mic
with my bredderns, like Kryptonite we steal your powers
Like Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos we come back
to reveal the seventh seal, the drum track's the soundtrack
for war -- hardcore righteous, the nicest
Comin with advice that's priceless, to help the crisis
It was felt by some, you wouldn't like this
Now we got you strung like you sniffin that white bi*ch
Flippin the tongue, even at a high pitch, we run
s**t like diarrhea, we burn that ass like gonorrhea
You learn your past through the eyes of the overseer
Me, I earn my cash tellin the truth
They wanna make a felon out of every black youth
My nigga Stick Man got the cracked tooth, steady yellin
in the booth, we got big plans to make loot
Waitin for the seeds we plant to take root
(Sadat) Now who comin with that hot s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Who about to rock s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Super splashy with that head knot
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Feel it now cause it don't stop
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Now who comin with that hot s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Who about to rock s**t?
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Super splashy with that head knot
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat) Feel it now cause it don't stop
'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN!
(Sadat X)
I'm here seven nights a week, no charge, and for
two drink minimum, the Wild Cowboy number one
With them C-Town and Manhattan street pose
To they dancers on Thursday's for all the lost souls
Laid out in bed she offering, don't want the pussy
Fell for the hype but now I wanna stretch her
cause her convo is slow, there's a lot of s**t she don't know
But she young and firm, she'll learn
We hit them niggaz in the middle of the month, check day
And in a future life I will probably pay
But who's to say, cause I'm right here today, and death to spray
You wanna get some smoke see my man Jose
You want somethin stronger got to wait a little longer
From the Harley Houses to the Brasley Houses
To my City Park youth throwin rocks off the roofs
and my sons downtown, they don't give a f**k
Let the flames off from inside of the truck (BLOW)
My OT pipeline will stop your lifeline
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
12. Title: (Critical Beatdown)
Artist: (Ultramagnetic MCs)
(Kool Keith)
Well I'm the equalizer, known to be graphic
I clear static, breakin up traffic
Move, while I enter the groove
I'm on top, and happy to prove
to wack MC's who claim to be better than
No way I'm frankly more clever than
all of you, each and every one, my son
Pay close attention
I take your brain to another dimension
Hold it, mold it, shape it
You got a knife, yes I wanna scrape it
up and down, sideways, any way I can
be rude to you
But I'll rap and be crude to you
And eat up, toy ducks I beat up
I am the oven your brains I wanna heat up
Mega, supersonic degrees
I come around, roastin MC's
with fire, to burn the toy liar
Raw meat, turn the flame higher
Cook it, like a fish I'll hook it
For any beat, it's time that I took it
right, correctly to the top
with the rhythm and as your head bop
I'm hype, for the critical beatdown!
(Ced Gee)
I'm attacking them, my job is stacking them
For every rapper, must I be smacking them
once, or twice in the face
With rough beats, producin the bass
that blow out, cause power to go out
Inner spark, I'm ready to blow out
like this, altitude level
Reachin forth, stompin every devil
in sight, you might just wanna bite
My illusions, mental confusions
You're a mark, skulls I've been abusin
Losin, any rapper who follow me
Your girl loves me, now she wanna swallow me
Back up, move on to the rear
When I'm on the stage should be clear
Speakin, goin ear to ear
Places far, ducks would appear
for the countdown, so you wait to rhyme
and twist, stuttering, uttering
Parkay, margerine, everything butter
and another thing, you shoulda been a Muppet
A toy boy, a fake scream puppet
I'm takin titles, and punks better up it
to me, Ced Gee on the mic, and I'm hype
for the critical beatdown!
(Kool Keith)
Here's the K, combined the double-O
Swing in the L, I'm ready to go
as Keith, Rap General Chief Executive
plus exquisitive
Mandatory, capital statements
I am the teacher, preaching what makes sense
Class, you wasn't able to pass
For any germ or lice who come last
I'm boric, high computing acid
Get off the mic and won't you please pass it
to me, for a one-two check
Give me a pound and lots of respect
No hands, you dissapointing my fans
You on reverb, and talking to cans
Hello - how are you doing?
I come to wreck, and parties I'll ruin
with rhymes, pumpin up smoke
Diesel advances makin them choke
and cough up, the hard-headed I'll soften
spongee, then after that drink a ?
Roll the sess, the buddha with the ganji
Puff up, while I make tough stuff up
I'm Kool Keith, cold rippin MC's
I'm hype - for the critical beatdown!
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| H. Radio Los Santos Lyrics (SARLS) |
|=============================================================================|
** Thanks to VampireHorde for letting me use these lyrics **
Too Short - The Ghetto
2Pac - I Don't Give a Fuck
Compton's Most Wanted - Hood Took Me Under
Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But a "G" Thang
Dr. Dre -- Fuck Wit Dre Day
Dr. Dre - Deep Cover
Kid Frost - La Raza
Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill a Man
The D.O.C. - It's Funky Enough
NWA - Alwayz Into Somethin'
NWA - Express Yourself
Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day
Ice Cube - Check Yo Self (The Message Remix)
Eazy-E - Eazy-Er Said Than Dunn
Above the Law - Murder Rap
Da Lench Mob - Guerillas in tha Mist
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BOYZ IN THA HOOD
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--TOO $HORT - THE GHETTO--
ALBUM: SHORT DOG'S IN THE HOUSE
Includes the hits "Pimpology" and "Ain't Nuthin' But A Word To Me" with
Ice Cube.
**LYRICS:
Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto
Trying to survive, trying to stay alive
Chorus:
The ghetto
The ghetto
(Talking bout the ghetto)
The ghetto
The ghetto
(Funk funky ghetto)
Even though the streets are bumpy, lights burned out
Dope fiends die with a pipe in their mouths
Old school buddies not doing it right
Every day it's the same
And it's the same every night
I wouldn't shoot you bro but I'd shoot that fool
If he played me close and tried to test my cool
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
Only thing I know is how to survive
There's only one rule in the real world
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Might deal me some dope but then crime don't pay
Black man tried to break into my house again
Thought he got off early doing time in the pen
Even though my brothers do me just like that
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the...
Chorus
So just peep the game and don't call it crap
Cause to me, life is one hard rap
Even though my sister smoked crack cocaine
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
600 million on a football team
And her baby dies just like a dope fiend
The story I tell is so incomplete
Five kids in the house and no food to eat
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Mama's next door getting high
Even though she's got five mouths to feed
She's rather spend her money on a H-I-T
I always tell the truth about things like this
I wonder if the mayor overlooked that list
Instead of adding to the task force send some help
Waiting on him I'd better help myself
Housing Authority and the O.P.D.
All these guns just to handle me in the...
Chorus
Even though they put us down and call us animals
We make real big banks and buy brand new clothes
Drive fancy cars make love to stars
Never really saying just who we are
We use alias names like TOO $HORT
Sell you stuff you might kill for
Young kids grow up and that's all they know
Didn't teach him in school now he's slangin dope
Only thing he knows is how to survive
But will he kill another brother before he dies?
In the ghetto, you keep one eye open
All day long, just hoping and hoping
You can pay your bills and not drink too much
Then the problems of life you'll be throwing up
Like me, but you don't see
Ten years from now, where will you be?
Chorus
So much game in a Too $hort rap
Blacks can't be white and whites can't be black
Why you wanna act like someone else?
All you gotta do is just be yourself
We're all the same color underneath
Short Dog's in the house you'd better listen to me
Never be ashamed of what you are
Proud to be black stand tall at heart
Even though some people give you no respect
Be intelligent, when you put em in check
Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
And when they throw you in jail you got nothing to say
So if you don't listen it's not my fault
I'll be getting paid while you'll be paying the cost
Sitting in the jailhouse running your mouth
While me and my peoples try to get out
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--2PAC - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK--
ALBUM: 2PACALYPSE NOW
Other classic tracks include "Crooked Ass N***a" and "Brenda's Got A
Baby". But I would've preferred tracks from "Strictly For My
N.I.G.G.A.Z."
**LYRICS:
I don't give a fuck
They done push me to the limit the more I live
I might blow up any minute, did it again
Now I'm in the back of the paddy wagon
While this cops bragging about the nigga he's jackin
I see no justice
All I see is niggas dying fast
The sound of a gun blast
Then watch the Hearst past
Just another day in the life 'G'
Gotta step lightly cuz cops tried to snipe me
The catch, they don't wanna stop at the brother man
But then they'll have an accident and pick up another man
I went to the bank to cash my check
I get more respect from the muthafuckin' dope man
The Grammy's and the American music shows pimp us like hoes
They got dough but they hate us though
You better keep your mind on the real shit
And fuck trying to get with these crooked ass hypocrites
They way they see it, we was meant to be keep down
Just can't understand why we getting respect now
Mama told me they're be days like this
But I'm pissed cause it stays like this
And now they trying to send me off to Kuwait
Gimme a break
How much shit can a nigga take
I ain't goin' nowhere no how
What you wanna throw down
Better bring your guns pal
Cuz this is the day we make 'em pay
Fuck bailin' hate I bail and spray with my A-K
And even if they shoot me down
There'll be another nigga bigger
from the muthafuckin' underground
So step but you better step quick
Cause the clocks goin' tick and I'm sick of the bullshit
You're watching the makings of a psychopath
The truth didn't last
Before the wrath and aftermath
Who's that behind the trigger?
Who'd do yah figure!?
A muthafuckin night nigga
Ready to buck and rip shit up
I had enough and I don't give a fuck
Niggas isn't just the blacks
also a gang of muthafuckas dressed in blue slacks
They say niggas hang in packs and their attitude is shitty
Tell me, who's the biggest gang of niggas in the city
They say niggas like to do niggas,
Throw me in the cuffs with just two niggas
A street walkin' nigga and a beat walkin' nigga with a badge
I had to shoot yah and the pass for the blast take his cash
And bash his head in dump him at the dead in
And that's just his luck
Cause a nigga like me
don't really give a fuck
Walked in the store what's everybody staring at
They act like they never seen a muthafucker wearing black
Following a nigga and shit
Ain't this a bitch
All I wanted was some chips
I wanna take my business else where
But where?
Cause who in the hell cares
About a black man with a black need
They wanna jack me like some kind of crack fiend
I wonder if knows that my income is more than
His pension, salary and then some
Your daughter is my number one fan
And your trife ass wife wants a life with a black man
So who's the mac in fact who's the black jack
Sit back and get fat off the fat cat
while he thinks that he's getting over
I bust a move as smooth as Casanova
And count another quick meal
I'm getting paid for my trade but its still real
And if you look between the lines you'll find a rhyme
AS strong as a fuckin' nine
Mail stacked up niggas wanna act up
Let's put the gats up and throw your backs up
But the cops getting dropped by the gun shot
Use ta come but he's done, now we run the block
To my brothers stay strong keep yah heads up
They know we fed up
But we they just don't give a fuck
They just don't give a fuck
I gotta give my fuck offs
Fuck you to the San Francisco police department
Fuck you to the Marin County Sheriff department
Fuck you to the F.B.I
Fuck you to the C.I.A
Fuck you to the B-u-s-h
Fuck you to the AmeriKKKa
Fuck you to all you redneck prejudice muthafuckas
And fuck yah
Fuck Y'all
Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards
2pacalypse muthafuckin' now
Y'all can kiss my ass and suck my dick
And my uncle Tommy's balls
Fuck Y'all, Punks!
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--COMPTON'S MOST WANTED - HOOD TOOK ME UNDER--
ALBUM: MUSIC TO DRIVEBY
Not as good as their album "A Compton Thang" but still recommended.
FACT: Group member MC Eiht makes his debut as a voice actor in San
Andreas.
**LYRICS:
I got another gang story to tell.
Peep about how a black nigga was born in hell.
And right then and there it's no hope
cause a nigga can't escape the gangs and the dope.
Damn! And when it's black on black that makes it shitty.
Can't survive in the Compton city.
And fool that's bet.
Cause when you grow up in the hood you gots ta claim a set.
Geah Its not that you want to but you have to.
Don't be a mark, cause niggas might laugh you
straight off the muthafuckin block.
Can't deal with bustas so they asses get clocked.
geah, who gives a fuck about another.
Only got love for my fuckin gang brothers.
Geah but I'm young so nobody would wonder
That the hood would take me under.
[scratching: always strapped and eager to peel a cap
The hood done took me under.]
Now I'm a few ages older
got hair on my nuts and I'm a little bit bolder.
And puttin in work, I has to do my fuckin part,
I'm down for the hood and its planted in the heart.
Fool. At school slappin on the girls asses
Fuck the white education so I skip a lot of classes.
Cause ain't no teaching a nigga white reality.
Teach me the muthafuckin gang mentality.
Pop pop pop, drops the sucker
if he's from another hood I gots ta shoot the motherfucker.
Geah I'm in it to win it and can't quit.
Fool, and ready die for this shit.
One times can't fade the gang tuff.
Puttin my foot in your ass to make times rough.
I'm the neighborhood terror but I never wondered
that the hood would take me under.
Chorus:
+[police is hot, so I'm watching my back...]
I guess I'll watch my back cause niggas jivin'
Times heard this brother pulled a 187.
Who I thought was my homie dropped the dime.
So I gotta peel his cap with the nine.
Fool, so if its on then its on, fuck ya G,
because how the odds are looking, its either him or me.
So I loads up the strap and I step
cause my brain cells are dead and all I think is death.
Revenge. That's what its all about.
See the sucker take the motherfucker out.
Stare the fool down with the eye contact.
He try to swing so I draw on him with the gat.
Blast was the sound that one times heard uh
Nigga 25 to live for the murder.
Was it worth it I've always wondered?
Maybe if the hood didn't take me under.
Geah, this going out to all the niggas,
It's going out to my niggas.
It's going out to all the niggas,
My nigga Mike T
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--DR DRE - NUTHIN' BUT A "G" THANG--
ALBUM: THE CHRONIC
For all you late people, the album has been remastered and warrants a
second purchase. Don't start your GTA: San Andreas music collection
without buying this album first!
LYRICS:
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout had to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a G thang, baby
Two loc'ed niggas so we're crazy
Death Row is the label that pays me
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man,
And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real - deal Holyfield
And now all you hookas and ho's know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom
Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creepin'
But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
With a producer who can rap and control the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If ya' do, ya' have no clue
O' what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this, and we ain't got no love for those
So jus' chill, 'til the next episode
Fallin' back on that ass with a hellified gangsta' lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a' old batch a collard greens
It's the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N - double O - P
D - O - double G - Y D - O - double G ya' see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin' G shit
So Dre (What up Dogg?)
We gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Compton!)
It's where it takes place so I'm a ask your attention
Mobbin like a mothafucka but I ain't lynchin
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My mothafuckin homie Doggy Dogg has my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'm a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if your bitches talk shit, I have ta' put the smack down
Yeah, and ya' don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, 'til the break dawn
C - O - M - P - T - O - N, and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin' the shit together
Like my nigga D. O. C. , no one can do it better
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this, and we ain't got no love for those
So jus' chill, 'til the next episode
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--DR DRE - FUCK WIT DRE DAY--
ALBUM: THE CHRONIC
Also known as "Dre Day".
FACT: The music video and song was a complete diss to former NWA-
bandmate Eazy-E, Tim Dog, and Luke (whoever those last two are).
**LYRICS:
Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck you at?
Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with
Don't even respect your ass
That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga
Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slap tha taste out yo mouth
Nigga bow down to the Row
Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe
Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide
Let me ride, just another homicide
Yeah it's me so I'm a talk on
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on
So strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc
And pass the bud, and stay low-key
B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love
Now call it what you want to
You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you
Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about
We have your muthafuckin record company surrounded
Put down the candy and let the little boy go
You know what I'm sayin, punk motherfucker
(We want Eazy, we want Eazy)
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the muthafuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Death Row's in the muthafuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
The sounds of a dog brings me to another day
Play, with my bone with ya jimmy
It seems like you're good for making jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Beh
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch
Yeah nigga, Compton and Long Beach together on this motherfucker
So you wanna pop that shit get yo muthafuckin cranium cracked nigga
Step on up. Now, we ain't no muthafuckin joke so remember the name
Mighty, mighty D-R. Yeah, MOTHERFUCKER!
Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta thought I was sleazy
Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy
Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke
Ay yo Dre (What up?)
Check this nigga off loc
If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'm a snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride
Now you might not understand me
Cause I'm a rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami
Then we gon' creep to South Central
On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple
Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap
Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat
You trying to check my homey, you better check yo self
Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER
Yeah nigga...
Yeah, nine-deuce
Dr. Dre, dropping chronic once again
It don't stop, Punishing punk motherfuckers real quick like
Compton style nigga,
Doggy Dogg in the muthafuckin house, yeah
Long Beach in the muthafuckin house, yeah
Yeah, straight up, really doe
Breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like
You know what I'm sayin?
All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick
Yeah Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick
Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick
Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah...
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--DR DRE - DEEP COVER--
ALBUM: DEEP COVER ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK
FACT: This was Snoop Dogg's first "single" with Dr Dre. 1-8-7 on an
undercover cop!
**LYRICS:
Tonight's the night I get in some shit, (Yeah)
Deep cover on the incognito tip.
Killin' motherfuckers if I have to,
Peelin' caps too, cause you niggas know I'm comin' at you.
I guess that's part of the game,
But I feel for the nigger who think he just gon' come and change things
With the swiftness, so get it right, with the quickness,
And let me handle my business, yo.
I'm on a mission and my mission won't stop
Until I get the nigger maxing at the top.
I hope you get his ass before he drops.
Kingpin kicking back while his worker's sling his rocks
Coming up like a fat rat.
Big money, big cars, big body guards on his back.
So it's difficult to get him.
But I got the hook up with somebody who knows how to get in contact
with him.
Hit him like this and like that,
Let 'em know that I'll make it for a big fat dope sack
What is this pen? So let's rush it.
If you want to handle it tonight we'll discuss it
On the niggas time, in the niggas place,
Take a strap just in case one of his boys recognize my face.
Cause he's a sheisty motherfucker,
But I gives a fuck, cause I'm going deep cover.
Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop)
Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop)
Creep with me as I crawl through the hood,
Maniac, lunatic, call 'em Snoop Eastwood
Kickin dust as I bust fuck peace
And, the mothafuckin drug police
You already know I gives a fuck about a cop
So why in the fuck would you think that it would stop
Plot, yeah, that's what we's about to do
Take your ass on a mission with the boys in blue
Dre, (What up Snoop?) Yo I got the feelin
Tonight's the night like Betty Wright, and I'm chillin
Killin, feelin no remorse, yeah
So lets go straight to the muthafuckin' source
And see what we can find
Crooked ass cops that be gettin niggaz a gang of times
And now they wanna make a deal with me
Scoop me up and put me on they team and chill with me
And make my pockets bigger
They want to meet with me tonight at 7 o'clock, so wassup nigger?
What you wanna do? (What you wanna do?)
I got the gauge, a Uzi and the mothafuckin 22
So if you wanna blast, nigga we can buck 'em
If we stick 'em then we stuck 'em so fuck 'em!"
Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop)
Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop)
Six fo' five was the time on the clock,
When me and my homey bailed in the parking lot.
The scene looked strange and it felt like a set up
Better not be, cause if it is, they're getting lit up.
Oh here they come from the back and they laxed.
I'm checkin for the gats they strap, so what's up black?
Chill, lets hit a deal,
If it ain't up to what you feel then grab your steel.
Right, so, what you motherfuckers gonna come at me with?
Hope you ain't wantin' none of my grip.
Cause you can save that shit. Guess what they told me?
'We give you 20 G's if you snitch on your homey,
We'll put you in a home, and make your life plush,
Oh yeah, but you got to sell dope for us. "
Hmmm, let me think about it
Turned my back and grabbed my gat and guess what I told him before I
shot it
If you don't quit, yeah,
If you don't stop, yeah, I'm lettin' my gat pop'
Cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop
Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop)
Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop)
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--KID FROST - LA RAZA--
ALBUM: HISPANIC CAUSING PANIC
A catchy tune that's easily forgettable. I enjoyed Gerardo's "Rico
Suave" compared to this. (No disrespect to Frost!)
LYRICS:
Q-Vo, aqui estoy, MC Kid Frost
Yo soy jefe, maton, yes the Big Boss
My cuete's loaded, it's full of balas
I put it in your face and you won't say nada
Vatos, cholos, you call us what you will
You say we are assassins an we are sent to kill
It's in my blood to be an Aztec Warrior
Go to any extreme and hold no barriers
Chicano and I'm Brown and I'm proud
Guantes, chingazos, simon tu sabes, get down
Right now, in the dirt
What's the matter? You afraid you're gonna get hurt?
I'm with my homeboys, my camaradas
Kicking back millaje, y pa mi no vale nada
Yo soy chingon ese, like Al Capone ese
Controlo a todos solo never try to swept me
Some of you don't know what's happening que pasa
It's not for you anyway, cuz this is for the Raza
[Chorus x2]
This for La Raza, Raza
This for La Raza, Raza
The form I'm speaking is known as Calo
Y sabes que loco? Yo soy muy malo
Tu no sabes nada y yo vienes halo
Been hit in the head too many times with the palos
Still you trying to act cool, but you should know
You're so cool that I'ma call you a culo
You're just a pee wee, you can't get it ever
You're a leva
Your own barrio doesn't back you up
They just look at your ass and call you a poolbutt
And so I look and I laugh and say que pasa
Yeah, this is for the Raza
[Chorus x2]
Cruising in the calle, headed for the bolo
No want to go with me, so I had to go solo
And when I go out alone I'm packed
I touch all that chavalas when they know that I'm strapped
Everytime that I pack my piece
I pull it out quick all the nonsense deceased
Just like the song when you're 18 With A Bullet
Got my finger on a trigger, I'm not afraid to pull it
If it gets out of hand I know some mafiosos
Quick to pull out cuetes on some stupid ass baboso
Sitting there wondering what's happened, que pasa
Yeah, this is for the Raza
[Chorus x2]
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--CYPRESS HILL - HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN--
ALBUM: CYPRESS HILL
This track is the standout track in the entire album.
FACT: Rage Against The Machine later covered the song on live shows
with Cypress Hill.
**LYRICS:
Hey don't miss out on what your passin
You're missin the hoota of the funky Buddha
Eluder or the fucked up styles to get wicked
So come on as cypress starts to kick it
Cuz we're like the outlaw stridin
Suckers are hidin'
Jump behind the bush when they see me driving
by
Hangin out my window
And my magnum takin out some putos
Acting kinda loco
I'm just another local kid
From the street getting paid for my vocals
Here is something you can't understand
How I could just kill a man
[Chorus 4X]
Here is something you can't understand [what does it
All mean]
How I could just kill a man
I been doin' all the dumb shit,
Yo, because I bet it's comin' from it
I'm not gonna waste no time,
Fuckin' around like I got ya hummin
Hummin'... comin' at cha...
And you know I had to gat ya.
Time for some action, just a fraction of friction
I got the clearance to run the interference
Into your sattelite, shining a battle light,
Swing out the gat, and I know that will gat ya right.
Here's an example, just a little sample.
How I could just kill a man!
One-time tried to come in my home,
Take my chrome, I said 'Yo, it's on.
Take cover son, or get you're ass-out.
How you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out.
Didn't have to blast him, but I did anyway...
Hahaha...that young punk had to pay
So I just killed a man!
Chorus
It's gonna be a long time before I finish
One of the many missions that I have to establish
To light my spliff, ignite ya with these sights
and if you ain't down: bullshit!
Say some punk try to get you for your auto,
Would you call the one-time, play the role model?
No, I think you play like a thug
Next hear the shot of a magnum slug
Hummin', comin' at cha
Yeah ya know I'm gonna gat ya
How you know where I'm at when you haven't been where I've been,
understand where I'm coming from.
When you're up on the hill, in your big home
I'm out here, risking my dome.
Just for a bucket, or a fast ducat
Just to stay alive, yo I gotta say 'fuck it'.
Here is something you can't understand
How I could just kill a man
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--THE D.O.C. - IT'S FUNKY ENOUGH--
ALBUM: NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER
A good rapper before he lost his vocal chords to an auto accident.
FACT: D.O.C. was an "unofficial" member of NWA.
**LYRICS:
One, and here comes the two to the three and four
Then I drop the beat I have in store
Lay dynamics on the top like a rug
Make it sound smooth and later make a dub
An MC ate well, so that you can tell
I am not illiterate, no not even a little bit
Nothing like an idiot, get it?
You want the record, cool I'm with it
Let the rhythm take you, shake it cause it makes you
As I turn the knob of the door you escape through
Go in like a knot, don't be a puff
And I let it play cause Dre's getting funky enough
[CHORUS]
It's getting funky, it's getting funky (Repeat 3x)
Watch the smooth lyrics that take place
If you want another reason why it must be funky
Yo I am not a jackass meaning not a donkey
So I will play the game like it should be played
Drop the funk into the mix so the place will never fade
Ship it the stations in your jurisdiction
Others say I'm dope, and the others say I'm bitching
No crowd can avoid the D-O to the C
When I'm P-E-R-F-O-R-M-I-N-G
On the stage, see the simple fact is I engulf
And known, I rock a funky beat without a cord so
It is my conclusion you will enjoy the fusion
And I will ascend with the style I am using
Knowing that it's tough and it's not a bluff
I think I'll let it play cause Dre's hitting funky enough
[CHORUS]
Listen to the kick drop in with the click
And with no rehearses I'm dropping funky verses
Stupid with the bit that you think you are relying on
You love it when it rattles is the fact that I'm buying on
Suckers never come close cause of knowing
There is no stopping the D.O.C. when I'm flowing
But in the event that someone will try and juice this
Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
I don't give a damn, don't think that I am joking
Cause I don't think he is funny when you're messing with my money
Yo people tell me this: "Yo Dre you must stop him"
But with no frills, so I just drop him
Continue with the rhyme and make sure I get mine
With no static cause that's all I need to get my nine, but
Lessons have been learned now all kidding have been fronting
Let it play when the people say "Dre yo you're getting funky enough"
[CHORUS}
Deal with the D-O to the C
I'm your break so I can check around
See who the hell who is sitting down
I want all chairs off the floor
And if he stands to the wall, show him the door
And the PK nothing giving you something to rock to
To go nonstop to, not have to look at the clock you
Perceive, but can't believe you're being taken
By a beat so cool you start shaking
And shivering, cause I'm delivering the answer
Haven't seen you're a hellified dancer
You tried sitting but it just won't work
Cause the beat is too fresh
Don't even tell it won't be funky enough
[CHORUS]
And with the help of the Dr. Dre, kick it
It's getting funky on the mix now, right (Repeat 4x)
Put it in the needle, and drop it on the one, boy
-------------------------
--NWA - ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN'--
ALBUM: EFIL4ZAGGIN
Their efforts here are thwarted with the departure of Ice Cube but a
good album regardless.
**LYRICS:
Nineteen ninety mothafuckin' 1
NWA's back in this mothafuckin' yo
Takin' out all you commercialized ass niggaz
And we're on this lay back track
And we're doin' this well kinda smooth
So what's you're gonna do Dre, Kick it!
It's so on let the shit flow on
Because I need somethin' to go off on
The mothafuckin' D-R-E servin' a death wish
So I'm a hit you like this
Early in the morning hop into the Benz
I got 44 ways of gettin' paid
Sittin' in my lap as I roll off the Compton blocks
To skoop up Ren I heard shots -
1 2 3, Then I see the nigga
Hop in de Benz and it was Ren on the mothafuckin' trigger
He got in the Benz and said
"Dre I was speakin' to your bitch O'Shea"
And as we roll on I seen the patrol on crip
So we got ghost because they beat
Me and Ren in a black CE, yo,
Poppin' some funky shit by the D.O.C
I gotta get paid, paid in a hurry see
I gotta have it if I'm not paid fully
I start takin', makin' sure my shit is steady bumpin'
A niggaz ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN'
I hear a dope beat
Somebody told me to buck dead
But if Dre didn't do it I can't fuck with it
NWA is like a mix a fix a tricks
Real niggaz with big dicks
You're takin' a chance when you think that
Talkin' under your breath won't lead to young death
Fuckin' up shit and shit by the killin'
For a nigga labeled as bein' a mothafuckin' Villain
But you don't know me, a record can't tell ya
I was so afraid I'd be a mothafuckin' failure
Real niggaz gotta have top ranking
I hooked up with 3 more niggaz and started makin' -
Funky-ass shit for your system
Might sound nice so it makes you wanna listen to a
Sample of a ruthless organization
But you don't want the confrontation
Real niggaz don't play -
Yella, Eazy, Me and the nigga nigga Dre
Yo, alwayz makin' sure that my shit is steady pumpin'
A niggaz ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN'
Yeah, the world's most dangerous group
Definitely in this mothafucka
Sendin' a shout-out to all the niggaz out there
Yo you can get in the pick up and suck the dick up 'till you hiccup
You know what I'm sayin'
Yo, cuz I'm a nigga for life
And I really don't give a fuck
I'm goin' for mine - Every time
I see a fuckin' softy -
Punk strong as coffee
A nigga like that best to back up off me
Yo, cuz these are the dayz and the times of the real nigga
False niggaz, NWA'z toss' niggaz
And that's on the real Cuz I'm a nigga that killz
Again and again so tell 'em what's up Ren
If I'm not no nothin' I don't feel like
So I grab the 9 And the clip and go to murder muthafuckas at night
Because I'm startin' to fade
From sittin' in a cell with a crimerz too tragic it couldn't make bail
So now they gotta hold me
And listen to rehabilitations over and over
Sayin' they told me
But I don't give a fuck cuz I know my shit is pumpin'
A niggaz ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN'
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--NWA - EXPRESS YOURSELF--
ALBUM: STRAIGH OUTTA COMPTON
Do yourself a favor and buy the remastered version and start blasting
"Fuck Tha Police" real loud from your Lowrider.
**LYRICS:
Yo man... There's a lot of brothers out there flakin' and perpetratin
But scared to kick reality.
Man you've been doing all this dope producing.
You had a chance to show 'em what time it is...
So what you want me to do?
Express Yourself...
I'm expressin' with my full capabilities
And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities
Cause some don't agree with how I do this.
I get straight, meditate like a Buddhist
I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary,
But my technique is very necessary.
Blame it on Ice Cube... Because he says it gets funky
When you got a subject and a predicate.
Add it on a dope beat
And that'll make you think.
Some suckaz just tickle me pink to my stomach
'Cause they don't flow like this one
You know what? I won't hesitate to dis one or two before I'm through.
So don't try to sing this!
Some drop science
While I'm droppin' English.
Even if Yella makes it acapella
I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or a sess.
Cause its known to give a brother brain damage.
And brain damage on the mic don't manage
Nuthin'
But makin' a sucker and you equal.
Don't be another sequel...
Express Yourself...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Express Yourself...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Now, gettin' back to the PG.
That's program, and it's easy.
Dre is back. New jacks, I mean hollow,
Expressin' ain't their subject
Because they like to follow
The words, the style, the trend,
The records I spin.
Again and again and again
Yo, you on the other end.
Whatch a brother playin' dope rhymes with no help.
There's no fessin' and guessin'
While I'm expressin myself.
It's crazy to see people be
What society wants them to be. But not me!
Ruthless...
Is the way to go
They know.
Others say rhymes that fail
To be original.
Or they kill where the hip hop starts,
Forget about the ghetto
And rap for the pop charts.
Some musicians curse at home
But scared to use profanity
When up on the microphone.
Yeah, they want reality.
But you won't hear none.
They rather exaggerate, a little fiction.
Some say no to drugs and take a stand,
But after the show they go lookin' for the dopeman.
Or they ban my group from the radio.
Hear NWA and say "Hell no!"
But you know it ain't all about wealth.
As long as you make a note to...
Express Yourself...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Express Yourself...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Express Yourself...
From the heart.
Cause if you wanna start to move up the chart
Then expression is a big part of it.
You ain't efficient when you flow
You ain't swift, movin' like a tortoise.
Full of rigor mortis.
There's a little bit more to show
I got rhymes in my mind, and better like an embryo.
Or a lesson - all of 'em expression
And if you start fessin' -
I got a Smith and Wesson
For you.
I might ignore your record
Because it has no bottom.
I get loose in the summer. When in spring and autumn
It's Dre on the mic, gettin' physical.
Doin' the job
NWA is the lynch mob!
Yes, I'm a cob?
But you know you need this.
And the knowledge is growin'
Just like a fetus, or a tumor.
But here's the rumor:
Dre is in the neighborhood
And he's up to no good.
When I start expressin' myself,
Yella, slam it!
Cause If I stay funky like this I'm doin' damage.
Or I'm a be too hyped,
And need a straight jacket.
I got knowledge and other suckers lack it.
So, when you see Dre, a DJ on the mic,
Ask what it's like.
It's like we gettin' hype tonight.
Cause if I strike
It ain't for your good health.
But I won't strike if you just...
Express Yourself...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Express Yourself...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Express Yourself...
Come on and do it...
Come on and do it...
Come on and do it...
Come on and do it
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--ICE CUBE - IT WAS A GOOD DAY--
ALBUM: THE PREDATOR
Pick up the newly remastered album.
**LYRICS:
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the dough
Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-double
Freaking brothers every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin YO! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' little Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
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--ICE CUBE - CHECK YO' SELF (The Message Remix)--
ALBUM: THE PREDATOR
Why didn't they choose tracks from "Lethal Injection"? A track like
"You Know How We Do It" would've been better than this.
**LYRICS:
So come on and chick-ity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
You betta check yo self for you wreck yo self
Cause I'm bad for your health
I come real stealth
Droppin bombs on ya moms, fuck car alarms
Do without one mother nigga wit yo Alpine
Sold it for six-o, always let tricks know
And friends know, we got that indoe
Yo I'm not a sucka, sittin in a House of Pain
And no I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya
Head-butt ya, you say you can't touch this
And I wouldn't touch ya, punk motherfucker
Here to let you know boy, oh boy
I make dough, but don't call me Dough-Boy
This ain't no fuckin motion picture
A guy or bitch-a, my nigga get wit ya
And hit ya, makin they yack to the neck
So you better run a check
CHORUS
Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played
Cause they bitch may pullin out a switchblade
That's kinda trifle, cause that's a knife-o AK-47, assault rifle
Hold the fifty, I'm nifty now, [Watch out now]
I hate motherfuckers claimin that they foldin bank
But steady talkin shit in the holdin tank
First you wanna step to me, now your ass screamin for the deputy
They send you to Charlie-Baker-Denver row, now the runnin up in ya slow
You're God, used to be the Don Juan, now your name is just Twan
Switch it, snap it, rollin your eyes and neck, you better run a check
CHORUS
Big dicks in ya ass is bad for your health
If you're foul you better run a make on that license plate you coulda
had a V8
Instead of a trey-eight slug to ya cranium
I got six and I'm aimin em
Will I bust or keep you guessin
Cause fuck you and that shit ya stressin
Bitch, get off the wood, you no good
There goes the neighborhood hooker
Go ahead and keep your drawers
givin up the claps and who needs applause at a
time like this, pop ya coochie and ya dead
Bitch is a Miami Hurricane head
Sprung, niggas call her lips and lungs
Nappy dugout, get the fuck out
Cause women like you gets no respect
Bitch, you better run a check
CHORUS
Cause bitches like you is bad for my health
Cause the Lench Mob is bad for ya health
-------------------------
--EAZY-E - EAZY-ER SAID THAN DUNN--
ALBUM: EAZY-DUZ-IT
A slammin' record! And the reason is because everybody else in NWA
wrote Eazy's rhymes! What's up with that?!?
**LYRICS:
Yo man I don't think they heard you
why don't you tell `em what ya name is.
My name is Eazy yeah this is true
keepin` your attention is what I'm gonna do
hardcore yo I could never be soft
askin` me my defin` they say the boy goes off
fillin` up my memo with the touch of my rhyme
suckaz stayin` with me cause they know the time
quiet on the set because I'm about to begin
and if you didn't hear me boy I'll tell you again
my name is Eazy or just call me E
but it doesn't really matter to me
cause I'm the same person
whether serious or rehearsin`
I just gotta keep cursin`
this is for the radio so I better chill
they won't play it if I go get ill
but I'm like that and that's an actually fact
because the street is where my heart is at
yo I don't do dope but I'm dope not a dope
but I'm doper than anybody who tries to cope
if the rhyme I'm dispayin`
and the beat that's playin`
yo you could try all day
and you still won't match up with the Ruthless P.O.W.
cause Eazy doin it Compton style
that's the city and you say you could get some
yo it's Eazy-er Said Than Dunn.
Wooooooo!
Wooooooo!
Now it's easy for me to get my point across
so listen up close if ya don't ya might get lost
I'm not a role model or a Dr. Seuss yo I'm a gangsta
and I'm about to get stupid
I guess its time for the trauma
with the E-A-Z-Y-E comma now that's drama
so pay attention by the way I must mention
I'm comin` off hard in the third dimension
with the glare
but you don't need no glasses to stare
it'll probably take you in and it's just like your there
with the E on the gangsta tip
so if you think I'm a flip or slip don't even trip
cause I'm a destroyer
my homie Dre is a doctor not a lawyer
Dope mc employer on Ruthless and that's my label
to get the money, the women, the cars bust the fat cables
boy, master rhymers of toys
I mean str8 while ya suckin` with the girls enjoy
you must be sick or ya lonely
how ya gonna diss me if ya don't even know me
Yo Ren
What sup?
get the gat show `em where it's at
and that's just the sound
and next time I'm peelin ya cap
to let ya know where I'm comin` from
Eazy said it and it shall Be Dunn.
Wooooooo!
Wooooooo!
Radio jams are the part of the cycle
Eazy-er Said Than Dunn yeah that's the title
rubbin` the lady's only the fly ones ya know
(Dr Dre: but would if she's ugly)
Eazy come Eazy go
don't ask to battle me home boy what's that
you wanna battle me boy ya better be strapped
cause where I'm from it ain't all about that playin`
now that's what I'm sayin`
Sevy thought that I was born in `73
now everybody wants to know the A-G-E
girls on the tip fellaz too it seemed
had everybody thinkin` I was only 15
the fellaz would annoy me
the ladys would adore me
and what was I to do
I wishin` nothin` lady`s do
cause the ladyz I luv `em
nice and then soft
I hate male groupies so just step the hell off
I'm the real Eazy cause others be fakin`
tryin` to game fame off the name I'm makin`
sayin` on your records you could get some
yo home boy its Eazy-er Said Than Dunn.
Wooooooo!
Wooooooo!
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--ABOVE THE LAW - MURDER RAP--
ALBUM: LIVIN' LIKE HUSTLERS
A great rap group that never got the credit or notoriety they deserved.
**LYRICS:
When I sit down and write and recite for the mic I hold
Make sure my beats are loud, and bold, and Cold
187, that is my name, makin it simple and plain
Here to rearrange and change
The things that I didn't do in the past
Don't be surprised when you got a shotgun up your ass
Perpetrators, that one was just for you
I'm gonna leave ya in your seat remaining without a clue
Glued to my style like a fiend on coke
But if you say the wrong thing, I wash your mouth out with soap
Dope is not the answer
No, I'm not a Cancer
No, I'm not a hero or zero
But a Leo in stereo
And this is not a demo
K-oss and Go Mack be cuttin the flex tempo
Fast
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...) (4x)
Yo, fingerprints ain't nothin without the murder weapon
Keep steppin
Homicide tried to sweat, but we let em have it
You can see they fear through they tears
Treat em like Robanes and give em some relief
I feel action speaks louder than words and verbs
And adjectives, I live the life, the given gift
Not who's first, second or third
Not he said or she said, or what you heard, nerd
Cause when you live like that, your life is mangled
In other words your life is all tangled
Up, I'm not a sucker, always go for mine
Powerlord that's hard from the start, and we will always (climb)
To the top as I seek and achieve
Sometimes that's even higher than the others believe
I'm not a doctor on a board, I don't have a degree
Not arrogant, egotistical, I'm the epitome
Re-take, recline, keep suckers in line
Transform into another world as I recite these rhymes
187, he's as hard as it comes
And I don't have to brag about the size of my gun, son
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...) (3x)
Criminals don't use lyrics and define themselves as notorious
Brothers gotta learn hip-hop anger rages inside themselves
Your ??? will never resist to my contact K-oss and the homie G
187 breakin back, backbone of my group
Fat kid in my posse, and I'm gettin loose
Cause I'm takin out posses, causin bodily harm
Makin moves to improve as I begin to brainstorm
I'm not inferior, not takin no crap
Last sucker tried to dis me, cold got his neck slapped
Cause Power's my name, sometimes I'm insane
And if I get too mad, I have to rearrange
The position as a MC, that's the way it should be
The way I get over, I use terminology
That's comprehensive, redemptive
That's evidently not related to the style that you hear everyday
B-boy destroyin a toy, employin
While the other suckers are depressed, I'm enjoyin
What I'm doin, and ruin any insult of my position
Tell em KM.G - they on a mission
They on a mission
They keep wishin you can't come off
187, you're a menace in your own mind
So take heed and proceed with caution
When he rhymes
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin)
(Now I got a murder rap)
(Cause a brother like me said, well...)
(I got a murder rap)
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--DA LENCH MOB - GUERILLAS IN THE MIST--
ALBUM: GUERILLAS IN THE MIST
Don't be expecting a reunion with this group when the lead rapper is in
prison for life.
**LYRICS:
Come down and beware of the black fist
The guerillas straight mutherfucking killers is the mist
Take a shot Buck Buck but you can't forge
Never thought you'd see South Central niggaz in the forest
Don't kick in the chorus just yet
Cause we ain't made a mess yet
Lench Mob produce the best yet
Comin real hard man
Bumpin in your car man
Finally caught up with a devil named Tarzan
Swingin on a vine
Suckin on a piece of swine
Jiggaboo come up from behind
Hit him with a coconut
Stab him in the gut
Push him out the tree
he falls right on his nuts
And just like EPMD
I don't like a bitch
Named J to tha A to tha N-E
Can't wait to meet her
I'm gonna kill 'er
Cause that little mutherfucking cheetah can't hang with a guerilla
You try to pay me off with a banana
But J-D is blacker than a city called Atlanta
Give me some elbow room, I need some elbow room
So I can boom shak-a-lak boom
That's the sound of the twenty gauge
Lock us up and the Lench Mob can break out of any cage
You never even hear of this
I'm taking care of this
Lench Mob environmental terrorists
Fuck great ape and Magilla
I'm a killa
Magilla gorilla ain't a killa
White boys like Godzilla
But my super nigga named King Kong
Played his ass like Ping-Pong
So motherfuckers get your ding-dong
Or the bozack what's that dick and nut sack
So get your butts back from the black fist
Cap peelers the guerillas in the mist
Va-voom here comes a nigga from the dark side
Talking bout a brand new apartheid
South Central straight ghetto native
Gotta show these devil muthafuckers what I'm made of
Yes, never smoke the sess
Only hit the buddha when I'm laying on my chest
I'm laying in a cut
I'm laying in a cut
I'm laying in a cut
bout to shoot me a mutt (with what?)
With the boom ping ping
Listen to the ill shit that I bring bring
Nappy headed nigga, coming out the mist
Ice Cube is my mutherfucking dog, yes
Kicking pumps, Smoking humps
The guerillas, rollin from deep in the bumps
Short Dog got the muthafucking pump
And it's true T-Bone got the twenty-two
That's how it's done
So you better run yo
Run your ass out the jungle
Cause hear the guns go and we don't miss
The Lench Mob, the guerillas in the mist!
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| I. Radio X Lyrics (SARAX) |
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** Thanks to themanlarry for letting me use these lyrics **
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02 --- PLAYLIST
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1. Helmet - Unsung
2. Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
3. Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
4. Danzig - Mother
5. Living Colour - Cult Of Personality
6. Primal Scream - Movin' On Up
7. Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle
8. L7 - Pretend We're Dead
9. Ozzy Ozbourne - Hellraiser
10. Soundgarden - Rusty Cage
11. Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
12. Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
13. The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold
14. Alice In Chains - Them Bones
15. Stone Temple Pilots - Plush
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03 --- LYRICS
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UNSUNG by HELMET
From their Album "Meantime" released in 1992
Your contribution left unnoticed some
Association with an image
Just credit time for showing up again
Attention wandered I'm left with it
Gone by sin too slowly
Can't pass it up
Then I thought nothing is right
I turned it off
To die unsung would really bring you down
Although wet eyes would never suit you
Walk through no archetypal suicide
Die young is far too boring these days
Your will to speak clearly
Exposed too much
Unsung once too often
Could not rub off
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PERSONAL JESUS by DEPECHE MODE
From their Album "Violator" released in 1990
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Reach out and touch faith
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MIDLIFE CRISIS by FAITH NO MORE
From their Album "Angel Dust" released in 1992
Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like a lettuce
Go on and dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something
Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
What an inheritance
The salt and the kleenex
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...............
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MOTHER by DANZIG
From their Album "Danzig" released in 1988
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother
Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh, Mother
Father
Gonna take your daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh, Father
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's...
Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh, Mother
Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel everything
Oh, father
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your bleeding
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CULT OF PERSONALITY by LIVING COLOUR
From their Album "Vivid" released in 1988
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandi
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Cult of Personality
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MOVIN' ON UP by PRIMAL SCREAM
From their Album "Screamadelica" released in 1991
I was blind, now I can see
You made a believer, out of me
I was blind, now I can see
You made a believer, out of me
Chorus
I'm movin' on up now
Gettin' out of the darkness
My light shines on
My light shines on
My light shines on
I was lost, now I'm found
I believe in you, I've got no bounds
I was lost, now I'm found
I believe in you, I got no bounds
I'm movin' on up now
Gettin' out of the darkness
My light shines on
My light shines on
My light shines on
Repeat Chorus
I'm getting outta darkness
My light shines on
I'm getting outta darkness
My light shines on
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE by GUNS N' ROSES
From their Album "Appetite For Destruction" released in 1987
Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!
You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna bring you down
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PRETEND WE'RE DEAD by L7
From their Album "Bricks Are Heavy" released in 1992
Whats up with what's going down
In every city, in every town
Cramping styles is the plan.
They've got us in the palm of every hand.
When we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
We turn the tables with our unity,
They're neither moral nor majority.
Wake up and smell the coffee
Or just say no to individuality.
When we pretend that we're dead
(pretend we're dead)
When we pretend that we're dead
(pretend we're dead)
They can't hear a word we've said
(pretend we're dead)
When we pretend that we're dead
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
(c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
When we pretend that we're dead
(pretend we're dead)
When we pretend that we're dead
(pretend we're dead)
They can't hear a word we've said
(pretend we're dead)
When we pretend that we're dead
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HELLRAISER by OZZY OSBOURNE
From his Album "No More Tears" released in 1991
I'm living on an endless road
Around the world for rock and roll
Sometimes it feels so tough
But I still ain't had enough
I keep saying that it's getting too much
But I know I'm a liar
Feeling all right in the noise and the light
But that's what lights my fire
Hellraiser,
In the thunder and heat
Hellraiser,
Rock you back in your seat
Hellraiser,
And I'll make it come true
Hellraiser,
I'll put a spell on you
Walking out on another stage,
Another town, another place
Sometimes I don't feel right
Nerves wound up too damn tight
People keep telling me it's bad for my health
But kicking back don't make it
Out of control,
I play the ultimate role
But that's what lights my fire
Hellraiser,
In the thunder and heat
Hellraiser,
Rock you back in your seat
Hellraiser,
And I'll make it come true
Hellraiser,
I'll put a spell on you
I'm living on an endless road
Around the world for rock and roll
Sometimes it feels so tough
But I still ain't had enough
I keep saying that it's getting too much
But I know I'm a liar
Feeling all right in the noise and the light
But that's what lights my fire
Hellraiser,
In the thunder and heat
Hellraiser,
Rock you back in your seat
Hellraiser,
And I'll make it come true
Hellraiser,
I'll put a spell on you
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RUSTY CAGE by SOUNDGARDEN
From thier Album "Badmotorfinger" released in 1991
You wired me awake
and hit me with a hand of broken nails
you tied my lead and pulled my chain
to watch my blood begin to boil
But i'm gonna break
i'm gonna break my
i'm gonna break my rusty cage
Yeah, i'm gonna break
i'm gonna break my
i'm gonna break my rusty cage
and run
Too cold to start a fire
i'm burning diesel burning dinosaur bones
i'll take the river down to still water
and ride a pack of dogs
But i'm gonna break
i'm gonna break my
i'm gonna break my rusty cage
Yeah, i'm gonna break
i'm gonna break my
i'm gonna break my rusty cage
and run
Hits like a phillips head into my brain
it's gonna be too dark to sleep again
cutting my teeth on bars and rusty chains
i'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
When the forest burns along the road
like God's eyes in my headlights
when the dogs are looking for their bones
and it's raining ice picks on your steel shore
But i'm gonna break
i'm gonna break my
i'm gonna break my rusty cage
Yeah, i'm gonna break
i'm gonna break my
i'm gonna break my rusty cage
and run
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KILLING IN THE NAME by RATM
From thier Album "Rage Against The Machine" released in 1992
Killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
Huh!
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
And now you do what they told ya (11 times)
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office
Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office
Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office
Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office
Uggh!
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
And now you do what they told ya (4 times)
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)
And now you do what they told ya!
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!
(Guitar solo)
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me (8 times)
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! (8 times)
Motherfucker!
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BEEN CAUGHT STEALING by JANES ADDICTION
From their Album "Ritual De Lo Habitual" released in 1990
I've been caught stealing;
once when I was 5...
I enjoy stealing.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
I don't want to pay for it.
I walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
My girl, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a skirt.
Stick it under her shirt.
She grabbed a razor for me.
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don't want to pay for it.
She walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
We sat around the pile.
We sat and laughed.
We sat and laughed and
Waved it into the air!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something,
We don't want to pay for it.
We walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey, all right! If I get by, it's mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...
=====================================
FOOLS GOLD by THE STONE ROSES
From their Album "Turns into Stone" released in 1992
The gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
The gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
The pack on my back is aching
The straps seem to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
Down down down down da down down down
Down down down down da down down down
I'm standing alone
I'm watching you all
I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone
You're weighing the gold
I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
These boots were made for walking
The Marquis de Sade don't wear no boots like these
Gold's just around the corner
Breakdown's coming up round the bend
Sometimes you have to try to get along dear
I know the truth and I know what you're thinking
Down down down down da down down down
I'm standing alone
I'm watching you all
I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone
You're weighing the gold
I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
Fool's gold
I'm standing alone
I'm watching you all
I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone
You're weighing the gold
I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
=====================================
THEM BONES by ALICE IN CHAINS
From their Album "Dirt" released in 1992
I believe them bones are me
Some say we're born into the grave
I feel so alone, gon' end up a
Big ole pile a them bones
Dust rise right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new scene
I feel so alone, gon' end up a
Big ole pile a them bones
Toll due bad dreams come true
I lie dead gone under red sky
I feel so alone, gon' end up a
Big ole pile a them...
I feel so alone, gon' end up a
Big ole pile a them...
I feel so alone, gon' end up a
Big ole pile a them bones
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PLUSH by STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
From their Album "Core" released in 1992
And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where ya going to tomorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care?
And I feel it
And I feel it
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray
Would you even care?
And I feel it
And she feels it
Where ya going to tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
To find it
To find it
To find it
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| J. SF-UR Lyrics (SASFU) |
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Playlist
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* 28th Street Crew - I Need A Rhythm
* 808 State - Pacific
* A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray
* Ce Ce Rogers - Someday
* Cultural Vibe - Ma Foom Bey
* Fallout - The Morning After
* Frankie Knuckles - Your Love
* Joe Smooth - Promised Land
* Jomanda - Make My Body Rock
* Marshall Jefferson - Move Your Body
* Maurice - This Is Acid
* Mr. Fingers - Can You Feel It?
* Nightwriters - Let the Music Use You
* Raze - Break 4 Love
* Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend
* The Todd Terry Project - Weekend
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* ARTIST: 28TH STREET CREW
* SONG: I NEED A RHYTHM
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: 808 STATE
* SONG: PACIFIC
* ALBUM: "PACIFIC 808:98/Cubik"
Instrumental only?
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* ARTIST: A GUY CALLED GERALD
* SONG: VOODOO RAY
* ALBUM: "HOT LEMONADE" (1988)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: CE CE ROGERS
* SONG: SOMEDAY
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: CULTURAL VIBE
* SONG: MA FOOM BEY
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: FALLOUT
* SONG: THE MORNING AFTER
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: FRANKIE KNUCKLES
* SONG: YOUR LOVE
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: JOE SMOOTH
* SONG: PROMISED LAND
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
I left my home in Norfolk Virginia
California on my mind
I straddled that Greyhound
And rode into Raleigh
And on across Caroline
We had motor trouble that turn into a struggle
Halfway across Alabam'
And that hound broke down and left us all stranded
In downtown Birmingham
Right away I brought me a through train ticket
Ridin' across Mississippi clean
And I was on that midnight flyer out of Birmingham
Smoking into New Orleans
Somebody help me get out of Louisiana
Just to help me get to Houston Town
There are people there who care a little about me
And they won't let the poor boy down
Sure as you're born brought me a silk suit
Put luggage in my hand
And I woke up high over Alberquerque
On a jet to the promised land
Working on a T-bone steak a la carte
Flying over to the golden state
Ah when the pilot told us in thirteen minutes
He would set us at the terminal gate
Swing low chariot come down easy
Taxi to the terminal zone
Cut your engines and cool your wings
And let me make it to the telephone
Los Angeles give me Norfolk Virginia
Tidewater four ten o nine
Tell the folks back home this is the promised land calling
And the poor boy is on the line
Working on a T-bone steak a la carte
Flying over to the golden state
Ah when the pilot told us in thirteen minutes
He would set us at the terminal gate
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* ARTIST: JOMANDA
* SONG: MAKE MY BODY ROCK
* ALBUM: "SOMEONE TO LOVE ME" (1990)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: MARSHALL JEFFERSON
* SONG: MOVE YOUR BODY
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: MAURICE
* SONG: THIS IS ACID
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: MR. FINGERS
* SONG: CAN YOU FEEL IT?
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only.
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* ARTIST: NIGHTWRITERS
* SONG: LET THE MUSIC USE YOU
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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ARTIST: RAZE
SONG: BREAK 4 LOVE
ALBUM: UNKNOWN
Break... For Love
Break...
For Love...
Baby don't you worry
I want to be the man that you want me to be
There's no need to worry
I'm gonna give you love the way you want it to be
I'll be there every morning baby
To hold you tight
And that's why baby
You don't have to wonder why
Why I love you
I need you
Got to have... have you
I need you
Oh... right now
For love
I'll be there every night
To hold you and kiss you till the morning light
I'll be there every morning baby
To hold you tight
And that's why baby
You don't have to wonder why
Why I love you
I need you
Got to got to have you
I need you
Right now... give
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* ARTIST: ROBERT OWENS
* SONG: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
* ALBUM: UNKNOWN
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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* ARTIST: THE TODD TERRY PROJECT
* SONG: WEEKEND
* ALBUM: "TO THE BATMOBILE LET'S GO" (1988)
[Lyrics Unavailable]
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| K. WCTR Script (SAWCT) |
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** Thanks to Perant64 for letting me use this script **
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Entertaining America
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Entertaining America 1
Announcer: "Coming up next, the most mind numbing thing since the lobotomy.
Entertaining America!"
Billy: "This week on Entertaining America-Richard Goblin, one man's triumphant
return to cock! The Sherman Octuplets-a Venturas man says he's slept
with them all! Plus-noise, speed, danger, cursing, and patriotism,
finally come together this weekend, at the All-America Drunk Driving
Cup. Hi from Vinewood, you're on Entertaining America with me, Billy
Dexter, bringing you everything that is important in culture and
entertainment, if there is a difference between the two, from the heart
of entertainment in America: Vinewood, San Andreas. You're with me, the
Dex. Wanted to call the show, 'Stack the Dex,' but not yet. Kifflom!*
Anyway, great. Big show for you this week. Controversy, they'll be
giving me a Pulitzer! Anyway, today, we've got some great guests. First
up, we speak to troubled action hero Jack Howitzer. Then we have a live
phone link-up with a very special guest, a modern-day Lazerus, a man
back from the grave making now it as an extra in major motion pictures.
Then, I will explain the secrets of the universe to everyone! But first
up, stack the Dex, in which I, Billy Dexter, meet the entertainers in
the news, kifflom! Jack Howitzer, once the biggest star in America,
but the last three years have been unkind! People describe his as a
dinosaur, an action hero relic from the eighties, a muscle-bound
Neanderthal, and my favorite, the most stupid gorilla in the jungle.
Jack, welcome to the show, kifflom!"
Jack: "Ha ha ha, good to be here Dex, pleasure."
Billy: "So your movies 'Exploder' and 'Annihilator' got America through some
tough times, and I was also a huge fan of-of 'Zero Seconds to Death.'
Jack: "Thank you, thank you."
Billy: "But many say that your new film has gone too far."
Jack: "No, this is a romantic comedy, with drama, it's got action, it's got a
heart, that's what's most important, I think."
Billy: "OK, let's take a listen to the trailer."
Jack: "Alright, let's roll that!"
*a trailer begins with a gong*
Narrator: "He was a man at war with himself, fighting a war that someone else
lost."
Commander: "It's over Tim, the war is over!"
Jack: "It's never over!" *gunshots*
Narrator: "You've seen him wipe out millions of Cambodians in 'Exploder.' Now,
Jack Howitzer is Tim, in his most challenging role yet."
Commander: "We're here, Tim!"
Jack: "A pre-school for slow children?"
Commander: "You're the new teacher, Tim!"
Narrator: "'Special Needs Cop!' It's the story of a psychotic ex-marine,
showing tough love to special-ed kids."
Jack: "One'a you tards has been running Peruvian flake through the
special-ed school, and I'm gonna find it. No juice and cookies!"
Boy: "Your movies suck, Tim!"
Narrator: "But soon, he becomes one of them."
Boy: "What is this?"
Jack: "That's 'Teacher's Gun'! Wanna see it?"
Boy: "Cool!" *gunshot*
Jack: "Aw, you've gone and shot yourself! Way to go!"
Boy: "Uhh!"
Narrator: "He's was finally beginning to live a normal life. Then, all hell
breaks loose."
Boy: "Tim, you're so stupid! You count with your fingers!"
Jack: "You wanna party with me? *gunshot* Bring it on!"
Commander: "Tim! What are you doing!?"
Jack: "I fought for my country! Welcome to the land of freedom, bitches!
Yaaaaargh!" *many gunshots from a submachine gun*
Narrator: "'Special Needs Cop!' He had a lot to learn. This film cannot be
rated."
*back to the studio*
Billy: "Wow! That's terrible! No wonder our studios are surrounded by
protestors!"
Jack: "How could anybody find that offensive?"
Billy: "No, Jack, it's apalling. Your insensitive portrayal of disabled people
makes me physically sick. And the idea of you calling someone slow-
witted is, frankly, laughable."
Jack: "Hold on, hold on, drugs are a problem throughout all of society, and I
fight them by any means necessary."
Billy: "Yeah, but you use drugs-"
Jack: "No, I'd rather die than use drugs. I use steroids, and some recreational
blow. But I got the funds for it! You know, I got the money!"
Billy: "Yeah... Don't you think you're just a little out of touch?"
Jack: "Whoa whoa whoa, yeah, I'm rich and I work in Vinewood, OK? I'm not out
of touch. Action, weight-lifting, and killing foreigners! That never
goes out of style, Dex. My last film, OK, 'Loincloth,' about a wrestler
whose dropped into Thailand and, I save the world by teabagging the bad
guys. That's a spiritual picture! That's love, teabagging! That stuff
ain't out of style!"
Billy: "Things are more sensitive now..."
Jack: "I was effected, alright, when Ho Chi, got hurt in 'Exploder'...I mean, I
thought it was time to do something, a film that made a difference!"
Billy: "Yeah yeah, but Ho Chi was a character. 'Exploder' was a movie."
Jack: "Right! Right! And I was there! And I should have killed them all! Don't
push me Dex, I'll give you a war you won't believe! That look in your
eye, right here, right now!"
Billy: "OK, now, Jack, all I'm saying is, you launching missiles from a special
wheelchair, and killing innocent civilians, is somewhat insensitive."
Jack: "There's never any innocent civilians in life. If the Reds rolled down
this street right now, what are you gonna do?"
Billy: "The Reds lost man, it's- it's over. You can come home."
Jack: "I'll shoot those bastards with this! The family killer!"
*a gun is cocked*
Billy: "Jack, Jack, put that away, please."
Jack: "What, this? It's a submachine gun! Come on! It's not serious! Oh, but
you're Billy Dexter! Who put you up to this, Gorbachev!?"
Billy: "No! No. You should calm down."
Jack: "I heard what you said about me! You think steroids shrank my genitals!"
Billy: "No!"
Jack: "No! You said it!"
Billy: "No! No! Put the gun down"
Jack: "My balls?!"
Billy: "Please! I'm-I'm sure you have huge ones."
Jack: "That's right!"
Billy: "Please stop!"
Jack: "Come on, they haven't shrunk, touch 'em!"
Billy: "N-no!"
Jack: "Feel them! Come on, sniff them!"
Billy: "No!"
Jack: "Do something! Touch 'em-touch 'em or die! They're still big!"
Billy: "Oh...God...they're huge Jack."
Jack: "That's right!"
Billy: "Yeah, yeah, Mom! Mommy!"
Jack: "Easy, hey, don't grab them like that, oh boy, I was kidding. What are
you, a boyfriend of mine or something?" *begins laughing*
Billy: "You had me scared there for a minute, I-I-I-I crapped myself."
Jack: "Take it easy, it's not even loaded."
*gunshot*
Jack: "Oh! Oh, Dex! Oh, shit! Oh, well I guess it was, oh, OK, Billy, don't
kid around, get up boy! Get up, come on! Damn it! His brain is leaking!
Help! Oh, there's only one thing to do-I gotta defend freedom! No time
to cry, only time to die! *three gunshots* Welcome to the land of
freedom, bitches!! *shots fired rapidly, glass breaking* Yaaaaaaaaahh!"
*static*
Announcer: "That was Entertaining America, showing you why America is so
respected culturally across the world."
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Entertaining America 2
Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America
with Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America, this is Lazlow...heh, I gotta say it,
pardon me, but, uh, don't call it a comeback. I've been here for
years, just unemployed. But, I'm back, running the media. God I love
the west coast vibe. Everybody here's so laid back and lazy... I'm
here with a man who gets paid to talk for a living. It's incredible,
what a concept! Um, he's called a, 'rapper.' Oglock, how are ya'?"
OG Loc: "'Oglock'!? It's OG Loc! OG Loc! Ya' hear me, playa'?"
Lazlow: "Yes, of course, I hear you. You're only a few feet away, man. Listen,
I'm a big fan, I-I love rap, I-I think. I mean, singing songs about
yourself, that's awesome! H-ho-how you livin'?"
Loc: "Straight."
Lazlow: "Really? Are you really straight?"
Loc: "What? You gonna question me?"
Lazlow: "Dude! It's cool. If somebody passes it to me, I don't ask questions,
it's probably not laced anyway. So, who out there wants to talk to OG
Loc? Caller, you're on Entertaining America."
Caller: "I love the way you rap about the Lousiana Purchase."
Loc: "Straight!"
Caller: "You know the French sold us Louisiana so we would have a place to show
our tits."
Loc: "My point exactly! Yeah! We need more naked liberty!"
Lazlow: "Exactly. Look, I-I'm no rapper, even though I dress like one, but I
think I could really get into, y'know, gettin' hammered, singing about
setting things on fire, shooting up funerals, badabababa! You know...
Striking poses, smoking a lid..."
Loc: "Exactly. You see, the Constitution, was written on reefer, by a dude with
wooden teeth. You see, my clothing company, low down, homie-the-g says
this: I love reefer! It's the rule if you're a rapper."
Lazlow: "Wow, those sound like some great rules. You know, you get a lot of
flack in the media these days, at a recent press conference, your
manager came to your defense."
Big Smoke: "A lot of people say gangster rap is misogynistic posturing by fake-
ass idiots who spend more time in drama school then they ever did
pimping or hustling dope. Well I assure you, OG Loc is the real
thing. He's hated women all his life, he sold drugs to school
children, he's murdered innocent people just for kicks, but he
rhymes like an angel. And I assure you, it's all in a good cause.
So either way, you could feel good about yourself listening to this
music."
Lazlow: "Well that was very informative. Big Smoke is doing a lot for the
community, or to it. He sounds like a great guy. So I wanna get in on
this rap thing. Do I have to breakdance, y'know, do the windmill? Hey,
can you body pop?"
Loc: "Come on Lazlow, you know OG ain't no playboy. I ain't down with that
shit. It ain't gangster. I walk the walk, you know what I'm saying?"
Lazlow: "Fresh! Yo, I'm down! I'm into walking too, but, I was thinking maybe
we could have a break-off. I could spin on my back..."
Loc: "You bein' funny?"
Lazlow: "I'm tryin' to be."
Loc: "Watch it, fool. I warn you, I got the streets. I got a rep. Me and my man
Smoke, we took over. I've been gangbanging since I was three. Ice-cold
killa!"
Lazlow: "Excuse me? Gangbanging!? I never understood that, I mean, other guys
in the room while you're-ugh!"
Loc: "I'm ice-cold bitch! Don't make me dump on you, g! I'm the streets man, I
am gangsta! I'm taking rap in a whole new direction. For now, it's about
making words rhyme, and I'm going toe-to-toe with you in a minute."
Lazlow: "Why do you rappers get so worked up? You're rich. You've won. Stop
shooting at each other. You know, and you keep saying, 'I'm from the
streets.' Well you know what dude, everyone has a street in front of
their house, that doesn't make you cool."
Loc: "Oh, we got a comedian, huh? You got scraps, huh, bitch? You down? You
mark-ass-bitch-punk-trick-busta'-fool?"
Lazlow: "Look, I don't know what you said, but I think this ought to calm you
down, I brought you some malt liquor."
Loc: "You'se a busta-fool. Lucky I don't hang you out the window or churn you
out, 'cause I'm also a pimp. Including dudes, I'll pimp anything. You
hear me?"
Lazlow: "Oh, dude, I hear you loud and clear, you will pimp anything. Listen,
how many hot women need a man? 'Cause, I mean, it's kinda been a dream
of mine to sleep with housewives."
Loc: "Are-you-dissin'-my-hos-bitch!?"
Lazlow: "Uh, no no no, dude, your hos are bitches, your hos are bitches!"
Loc: "You a busta'. What are you?"
Lazlow: "I'm a buster, I'm a buster! Whatever that is. Dude, put the gun away!"
Loc: "Don't diss my strap!"
Lazlow: "I love your strap, you're a great guy. Look, I'm just coming down off
the eighties. Please, don't shoot me, homie!"
Loc: "Relax, fool! No one's gettin' dumped on. I'm a warrior poet. I tell a
coercionary tale about life on the streets, you know?"
Lazlow: "Only too well. That was OG Loc. Hey man, it's been a real pleasure.
*Lazlow and Loc slap hands in the background* Straight. Yeah. Good
luck with the music. Hope you make a killing. We'll see you next time,
maybe I'll get to take some callers, like I want, if WCTR wasn't
holding me back. Man. This has been Entertaining America, with Lazlow.
Peace and chicken grease."
Announcer: "So that's how you're going to be entertained."
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Entertaining America 3
Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America
with Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America on WCTR with me, Lazlow. So, the
media. You may hate us, but, I gotta tell ya', we hate ourselves more.
And stop accusing us of being liberal! What a load of crap! This
station is owned by AmmuNation! I mean, have you ever heard anyone
complain about guns on this station? Hosts are getting shot by them
all the time, but it just gets glossed over. But it also means I now
have a job. If you're afraid of your mortality, and never want to die,
here's the solution. It's a man who's got all of America talking with
his unique approach to spiritual matters. He's helped thousands, or
so the press pack tells me. Chris Formage, founder of the Epsilon
Program is here, hello Chris!"
Chris: "Kifflom, brother brother."
Lazlow: "Heh heh, what does that mean, man? So, Epsilonism? Is it a load of
crap, or is it the future?"
Chris: "Well, what do you think Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "I don't know. Well, I mean, I grow my own religion, which is why I
don't know, 'cause I'm kinda spaced out. I mean, you guys run around
chanting 'lip balm.'
Chris: "It's 'Kifflom.'"
Lazlow: "Well, whatever. Both sound addictive to me. You know, only popular
people are addicted to either. Lets go to the phone."
Caller: "Hey, Chris, Epsilon sounds awesome! But if you read the fossil record,
hunter-gatherer dudes had it made. I mean who wouldn't want to drag
their women around by their hair? They smoked anything they could
find! That's like so freaking cool! Then all the men would like
disappear for days at a time, and you'd only hear beasts shrieking
in the distance."
Lazlow: "You know, I went to a museum once. That guy's got a point."
Chris: "Points are irrelevant, Lazlow. Let me ask you something. Do you want to
be happy, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "What kind of question is that? Yes, obviously."
Chris: "Then why do you mock the happiness of others?"
Lazlow: "Well, I mean, this is Vinewood, we're all supposed to be like
psychotic, and dog-eat-dog, and, y'know, bang your best friend's wife.
I mean, I'm with that last guy. We all have a primitive side there,
Chris. I mean, you should have heard the music I used to like in the
eighties, it was real-it was hysterical..."
Chris: "What's hysterical about being descended from a sponge, and not knowing
it?"
Lazlow: "Huh?"
Chris: "What's funny about being told that the world is millions of years old
when in fact it's only a hundred and fifty-seven years old-fact!-and
its age does not change?"
Lazlow: "There's nothing funny about that. It's just...weird. You know, that
voice of yours man, holy shit! I could believe anything you say!"
Chris: "My time has come Lazlow, and so has yours, if! If you let it."
Lazlow: "Um, well, you know what, that sounds good to me... Hey, wait! Are you
gonna try to sign me up for the military? That happened once before.
I mean, I'm into killing people, and I can say, 'I'll cry when I'm
done killing!' and then there's hope-"
Chris: "Listen my friend, you can mock, but I know the truth about you. I can
see past your jokes and into that scared little boy beneath. You, you
my friend, like a lot of other people, are being lied to."
Lazlow: "I totally agree with you, finally. Inversion therapy! I owe my Mom a
huge apology, ugh!"
Chris: "Listen, pick a new set of lies! Mine are better. Let me ask you
something. When did you last get laid, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "Heh... Speaking of lies... Wait, look, I'm not an egg."
Chris: "I got laid this morning. By twins."
Lazlow: "Whoa..."
Chris: "They each laid an egg, and I formed out of them."
Lazlow: "What are you talking about? Great, a horny cult leader with a
breakfast fixation. I love it! You know, I'm thinking of a cult
centered around grits. Oh wait, sorry, there already is one, and it's
called, 'The South...'"
Chris: "For the last time, this is not a cult, Lazlow. It's a fellowship of
like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit
badges. Every single thing we do is voluntary, including the swinging,
and making things up."
Lazlow: "Why is this whole town obsessed with swinging? *sigh* Let's go to the
phones."
Caller: "Hey, Lazlow, love the show man. Hey, I really love to make out with
hot chicks in church."
Chris: "Perfect. Join us. We've put a price on salvation, and it's a price
worth paying, believe me. Look, if you crave sexual conquest, family
betrayal, class warfare, and really feeling like you are a part of
something, then just do it. Just do it, it's so easy! Join the Epsilon
group."
Lazlow: "Uh...Chris, stop trying to recruit people. I mean, you even say you
just make this stuff up."
Darius: "Hi, L-Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
Darius: "Look, look, it was an unfortunate incident that happened to your
mother, but I was quite clear: grandmother, not mother! It's your
fault it doesn't work."
Lazlow: "I nearly went to prison, man! What you told me to do was illegal! In
most states..."
Darius: "Whatever. Look, Chris Formage is a liar and a cheat. He made it up! It
doesn't help anyone, apart from him! The fact is, people need to face
their fears! Remember, I always say that. Face your fears, don't run
away!"
Chris: "Darius Fontaine can kiss my ass."
Darius: "Oh, you'd like that-would-would you like that?"
Chris: "I don't think so. And I'll tell you why. Because you are the devil.
People aren't really afraid, you know. Yet you make them kill their
families-"
Darius: "Fears have to be faced! That's what I always say! Just ask Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Hey, don't bring me into this ruckus, Darius, this is between you two
whackos, I mean.. And you stay away from me, Darius, I've got a
restraining order, dude."
Chris: "Lazlow. The only way that you can really communicate with your
ancestors is to pay someone like me. Try something. Touch my cane."
Lazlow: "This whole town, man...I think you've seen too many movies, dude."
Chris: "You can be happy! Listen! Join us! Be famous! Find your true self. Have
a breast, nose surgery, whatever you want! Lie with nine new partners
a week. It explains everything. If there are no women, make them. From
sand, from garbage, out of thin air! The rich cry too, Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Well, that's an interesting theory, that seems like it was formerly
with pharmaceuticals...but, you know, I would like to find about being
rich crying, because right now, I'm poor, and crying. But, this is the
west coast-I'm all into lesbians, man."
Chris: "It's destiny. Vinewood only lets you down. In the Epsilon program,
there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don't
abandon you."
Lazlow: "Uh, well, we're gonna have to abandon this show. Great, my first show
and the dude nearly kills me, and now I'm being harassed by a former
sociology professor and a alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist.
Please. I gotta get back to the east coast. This has been Entertaining
America with Lazlow, on WCTR."
Announcer: "Culturally, this country is flat-lining. Now you know why."
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Entertaining America Preview
Announcer: "On the next entertaining America, hear the new host Lazlow, as he
conducts a hard-hitting interview with top-Vinewood starlet, Jenna
Forbes."
Lazlow: "Hey Jenna, thanks for being on the show. I've spent a lot of time with
your work, especially the last, heh, the last magazine you were in. I
gotta ask-are they real?"
Jenna: "What?"
Lazlow: "Uh, nothing, I'm sorry, that was awful of me. Do you-d'you wanna sleep
with me?"
Jenna: "Uh-no."
Lazlow: "Now you're sure about that."
Jenna: "Yeah."
Lazlow: "Now, I'm on the radio."
Jenna: "Doesn't matter."
Announcer: "Wow, that sounds entertaining. Don't miss the next Entertaining
America, with Lazlow."
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Gardening with Maurice
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Gardening with Maurice 1
Announcer: "Coming up next, it's time for the man who can grow anything big and
strong! It's Gardening with Maurice, broadcasting live from his
garden."
Maurice: "Howdy doodles! This is Gardening with Maurice, and I am Maurice. Ever
since man was kicked out of the garden, he's been striving to get
back in. I believe all of life's answers can be found in something as
simple as a flower-it's stamen, it's pistil, it's pollen, just like
me and you. We're going to the phones, hell, you're on Gardening with
Maurice, I am Maurice. Go ahead caller."
Woman: "Uh, yes, thanks for having me on, I'm a big fan. Uh, I have a question.
My melons aren't big enough. I thought they were keep growing, but they
just stopped. My next-door neighbor has huge melons, and everyone just
fawns over them. 'Oh, they taste so sweet! Oh, look how firm they are!'
What do I do?"
Maurice: "Ooh, I would love to see your melons! Look, gardening is a spiritual
light, journey, where you become one with nature. However, sometimes
nature needs some chemicals, to, you know, kinda, kick things into
action. There's a fantastic fertilizer I use called, 'Pituitarazini.'
It needs to be injected with a needle, so be very, very careful, and
inject that right into your melons, and they will grow enormous."
Woman: "Thanks so much Maurice, you're the best!"
Maurice: "Yes, I know, I know that. I've been at one with nature for so long
now, I can't remember what it's like to sleep inside! Next caller."
Woman: "God, I was on hold forever! I've heard that facials are great, really
make you look younger."
Maurice: "Oh, yes, listen honey, I should know, when you look like a train
wreck, you need a little make-up or some such. You sound like a
lonely spinster with two pussies. ...cats."
Woman: "It's the menopause Maurice, I'm having hot flashes, OK?"
Maurice: "Taking a pause from men, huh? You know, I should try that. For your
face, try nature's cosmetic camouflage. Cleopatra took milk baths,
with cereal, each morning. Try tomatoes, too. The acid is great, it
makes your face just peel right off."
Woman: "Hey, thanks Maurice."
Maurice: "That's me, fertilizing minds. Enough of you voyeurs down there, and
your vicarious gardening, I want you to join in on the fun! When you
stick your hands in the mystery of nature, and you pull out a worm,
or a tuber... God I love tubers, so plump and juicy... Hello Mike,
from Prickle Pine in Las Venturas!"
Mike: "Hey, Maurice, first time caller, my name is Mike. I work on my lawn and
gardening all week long because I got this raging Oedipus complex, and I
like drinking beer and riding around on the lawnmower, too, because, you
know, the vibrations are kinda cool. But what's really killing me is I
can't seem to get these weeds out of the driveway. I tried napalm, I
tried gasoline of course-"
Maurice: "OK, stop stop stop stop stopstopstop-listen, listen, I want you to
listen to me, are you listening to me, Mark?
Mike: "It's Mike."
Maurice: "OK, good, that was a test. I know what your name is, I know it's
Mark. Now listen up, listen closely. I want you to pave over your
entire yard, OK? I want you to just pave it over with cement or
ass...phalt, or whatever. Listen, I have the Maurice mansion,
completely covered in astroturf. Inside, and outside, which, by the
by, is particularly handy when some big football players come over
and we have a little midnight match of ultimate disk, in the yard.
Now, when your lawn is beautiful, and green, all year long, you can
focus on the important matters, if you catch my drift. Gardening with
Maurice is sponsored by the Happy Farmer! Yahoo! If you're afraid
someone will steal your tomatoes, why not grow tomatoes in your
closet, indoors, like me? The Happy Farmer-hydroponics, and more.
Next door to Blatto's. I'm Maurice, until next time, dig a hole, and
plant yourself!"
Announcer: "That was the show that generates more phone calls than any other.
On WCTR. Gardening with Maurice!"
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Gardening with Maurice 2
Announcer: "And now, the number one show for vegetables on the radio. Gardening
with Maurice!"
Maurice: "OK, we are back, in the garden. I'm Maurice, and we must answer
nature's call. Going to the phones. Greetings, garden-lover, what's
your name?
Trish: "Hi, my name's Trish."
Maurice: "OK, is that short for Patricia?"
Trish: "Uh, yeah."
Maurice: "Oh, then, what I asked, is what your name was, not the nickname your
skinhead boot-wearing friends call you at the rallies. Maybe you
should do less drugs, and learn to try a bit harder. Next caller!"
Colleen: "Hi, my name is Colleene, and my husband has a topiary problem."
Maurice: "Oooooh, this sounds serious!"
Colleen: "Well, he started off small-scale, just recreational usage, you know,
doing horses and cockerels, the odd unicorn, but it's kinda gotten
out of control!"
Maurice: "Mmm, how so?"
Colleen: "He just can't stop! I mean people thinks it's all fun and games, but
what happens when the party stops? What happens then?"
Maurice: "OK, just, just hold the phone, hold the phone and get a grip. At my
house when the party stops, we pay the gimp, get rid of the sailors,
and fifteen men start crying in unison."
Colleen: "Well, that's your business! My husband's reach bottom! It's terrible!
Giraffes, lions, elephants, rhinos, all of them, carved out of
hedges! Penguins, dogs, velociraptors, you name it, he's made a leafy
version!"
Maurice: "What could be more natural than a man trimming a hedge into the shape
of an animal? Very therapeutic! Makes a man feel like a god! When you
can twist nature to your own perverse entertainment, then you know
we've won. Eat me, Darwin!"
Colline: "But now he's trimming bushes into a spaceship, a rocket, and a lance!
He runs around with hedgeclippers and screams, 'Trim that bush! And
our neighbors!' He even fashioned a shrub into a kangaroo, with a
pouch, and he sleeps inside it some nights, ohh... He's freakin' out
on bush! He needs help. Please. You got to help me. I hate hedges."
Maurice: "Well, the Romans loved topiary, and look at their contributions to
society. But as they say, if the grass is greener in the other
fella's yard, then you bang his college son when the dad's out of
town. OK, next caller! Whoops, hold on a second, I'm blossoming.
There we go, all done."
Henry: "My name's Henry. I w-"
Maurice: "Are you blossoming?"
Henry: "I guess I am. I've really come into my own in the past few months since
I joined a cult and tithing money in exchange for spiritual happiness-
and letting everyone take turns on my wife. Anyway, I have a lovely
garden. Mostly carnivorous plants. A venus flytrap reminds me of my
mother. She's in prison now. Anyway, it's so fascinating how it catches
animals and eats them. I started with flies, and now mine can swallow
a whole squirrel! Or a small horse, if I chop it in half first."
Maurice: "Have you tried any experiments on human beings?"
Henry: "Yeah, I've been working on that."
Maurice: "Good man, good man! See, the secret of nature is once something is at
the height of beauty and potential, it is time for it to wither and
die. A bit like the British Empire! Because look at that whole place
withering and dying right before our eyes-it's run by a queen! And if
she had a pistol, she'd be the king. Luckily in this country we don't
know the meaning of the word hubris. But hell, I'm all over the place
here, it's so easy to get out of control when you're doing something
that comes natural. Line two, you're on Gardening with Maurice."
Terrence: "Yeah, my name is Terrence-"
Maurice: "Can I call you, 'Telly-Welly'?"
Terrence: "...Uh, sure, I guess, I'm growing flowers, but sometimes I get
really angry and fly off the handle and commit herbicide... I don't
mean to, I say, 'I didn't mean it baby, you'll be alright!' Then I
cry and wear a diaper for two days."
Maurice: "A flower is nothing more than an educated weed. And like all weeds,
all living things need to be extinguished! Like a life-support
machine, or a cigarette! Which I won't be able to smoke anymore if
the fascists in the state government have anything to say about it
with that damn Proposition 421... Tobacco is a plant, people! And if
it comes out of the ground, we should be able to smoke it! Like coal!
And opium! Next caller!"
Man: "Yeah, I got a question. Why is everybody on the radio named Maurice?"
Maurice: "God, I pray to the great gardener in the sky that you've been fixed!
I hope they snipped your nuts off, because spreading your seed could
be a disaster? Do you-do you have a question? A question? God, so
many vegetables on this show. Tards!"
Man: "Yeah, that guy was talkin' about bugs and plants that eat them. I got a
better solution. Put pesticide in the sprinklers. My kids love it. I
mean, the ones that lived."
Maurice: "Oh, lovely. You're a lovely human being, you fucking imbecile. You
morons in this town are spreading like weeds. Like little bastard
dandelions, I wish I could just pop every one of your goddamn heads
off. Hello line eight, you're on Gardening with Maurice!"
Man: "Yeah, I heard what you said about bonsai trees, and you know what? You
can stick that green thumb right up your ass."
Maurice: "Ho-ho-ho, yes! Another man who grows miniature plants, so he can feel
like a giant. A real man loves enormous trees, that he can have his
way with! Chopping them down, and using the wood to fashion rocking
horses, and-and suggestive whirly-gigs. OK, we're running out of
time. Literally. But again, like a seed sewn in a hurricane, or a
mushroom spore from outer space, the garden goes on. I'm Maurice,
until next time, dig a hole, and plant yourself!"
Announcer: "That was the show that generates more phone calls than any other.
On WCTR. Gardening with Maurice!"
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Gardening with Maurice Trailer 1
Announcer: "Have you heard the number one gardening show in San Andreas? If
not, here's what you're missing!"
Maurice: "Well why don't you just buy your vegetables at the grocery store, you
sycophant? God, I just don't understand people..."
Woman: "You go to hell!"
Maurice: "Well screw you too, Mom! See if you're ever on the show again. Next
caller, hello."
Man: "Yeah, what's that plant that blooms every twelve years, it's eight feet
high and smells like hell? I want to plant one on my ex-wife's lawn."
Maurice: "It's called, 'amorphophallus titanium.' God, I love to say that.
Amorphophallus titanium! The sound of it gives me a redwood in my
khakis. If I come back as a super hero, I want to be called that.
It's Amorphophallus Titanium, the rare botanical wonder! See his
eight foot protrusion as he pollinates on everyone!"
Man: "But why does it stink so bad?"
Maurice: "It's about marking your territory, my man. You don't mark your
territory, do you? You should try it! Pee on the front door of your
office! Just see if anybody thinks of coming near you."
Man: "OK, I-I will try that. Thank you so much for the advice, Maurice."
Maurice: "Oh, I'm here to help, sailor."
Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!"
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Gardening with Maurice Trailer 2
Announcer: "Have you heard the number one gardening show in San Andreas? If
not, here's what you're missing!"
Maurice: "Pesticides! Exploring damp gopher holes! My new walk-in closet!
What's on your mind about gardening?"
Man: "Tubers. And-and root vegetables."
Maurice: "Oh God, not you again."
Man: "Is it OK to cut the eyes out of a potato and eat it?"
Maurice: "Well, why don't I come over, and cut your eyes out and eat you? What
a silly question. If you purchase the Gardening with Maurice
calendar, it's in the August section. Next to the picture of the
firefights, and the cute Pomeranian puppy."
Man: "Yeah, I bought that calendar. But on every page, you're naked! And in a
different garden! And-and the guys at work make fun of me!"
Maurice: "Well, listen. If you're ashamed of your human body, then keep your
clothes on. I am blossoming in those pictures, and I wanted to
capture it on film. But I happen to be proud of my human body, as
much as I am proud of my flowers. When they are blossoming, I like to
take pictures of 'em. When I am blossoming, I like to take pictures
of it! Next caller."
Woman: "Hi. I live here in Bone County, and I can't get nothin' to grow."
Maurice: "Have you had any children?"
Woman: "I sure do, I got seven kids. And some of them's got the same daddy!"
Maurice: "Well, look, you've grown something! Little miniature idiots that look
like you! Move out of the desert, you moron!"
Woman: "I guess you're right! Well, thanks Maurice!"
Maurice: "I am right! And I'm Maurice, on Gardening with Maurice."
Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!"
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WCTR News
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WCTR News 1
Announcer: "Next up on WCTR, the news. We try to make it interesting, and not
depressing."
Leanne: "This is Leanne Forge*, WCTR News. Foreigners are coming. Who are they,
and why should we care? The FDA warns shampoo is killing your unborn
child. Plus, protest continue outside the Zebra Bar Candy Company.
Now, for traffic and transit with Richard Burns."
Richard: "That's right Leanne, I'm Richard Burns. The aftermath of the
devastating earthquake continues. Travel is still severely restricted
statewide. Officials say there are still no reported casualties,
which is truly unfortunate, as it makes for incredibly boring news.
The federal government is still refusing aid to help rebuild bridges,
and everyone is blaming each other. The governor is threatening to
bomb Australia, despite scientific proof it wasn't their fault.
Richard Burns, WCTR!"
Leanne: "Police say gang trouble is on the rise again, especially in Los
Santos. Sources believe it is linked to the rising drugs trade, while
others blame the fascist pigs. Also in gang news, customs officials
report a huge influx of Russian mobsters and cheap weapons since the
fall of the wall. The governor's office said everything is OK. In
Vinewood news, rapper Mad Dogg was celebrating the launch of his new
clothing line. Richard caught up with him."
Mad Dogg: "Thing about Mad Dogg is, I'm thinkin' about becoming a superstar.
I mean, you know, I've done everything I can do in the rap game,
I won shit hands down. Nobody can handle me, you know? Lifetime
champ, no shit! Can I say shit?"
Richard: "Oh, hey man, it's cool."
Mad Dogg: "That's cool? OK, no shit! I got clothes, I got labels comin' out,
you know what I'm sayin', I'm doin' drinks, I got shoes, tires,
rims, thinkin', you know, next day just bein' a full on superstar,
you know? You get to wear a tight suit, and nail a lot of tail, you
dig? You know what I do in real life. Gotta get me a drink though,
right now, 'cause I'm thirsty, you know."
Leanne: "What a troubled man. Sounds like he should lay off the sauce. Also
today, a Tourette's theater group, banned from the park. Unless they
take up mine. And finally, in foreign news, a suspected US agent was
caught in Panama selling weaponry to right-wing guerillas, causing a
major incident, but we plan mostly to gloss over the implications and
hope you enjoy some sporting activity tonight. The state department is
advising against foreign travel. This was Leanne Forge, WCTR news.
Let's be careful out there."
*Note: Leanne's last name is pronounced "For-jay."
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WCTR News 2
Announcer: "Prepare to be scared. The news is next."
Leanne: "This is Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Pop sensation Crow threatens to stop
singing. America celebrates. And - movies, are they true? Plus -
children, was Freud right? Do they want us all dead? Now, a WCTR
exclusive, with Richard Burns."
Richard: "That's right Leanne, I'm Richard Burns. Crime in Los Santos has sky-
rocketed, with officials saying carjacking, murder, robbery, and gang
activity is all on the rise. Police described it as, and I'm quoting
here, 'Nothing to worry about.' I met up with a real-life carjacker
earlier, who showed me the ropes."
Carjacker: "I call it the three 'g's. You just grab, get in, and go!"
Carjacked: "Oh my God, you're in so much trouble!"
Carjacker: "You shut up, bitch!"
Richard: "Yeah, you be quiet bitch! This is a news story! Oh, cool! This is
great, this is quality journalism. Uh, back to you, Leanne. Hey,
let's get blunted and grab some Cluckin' Bell, I have got mad
munchies."
Carjacker: "Sounds good to me, fire it up!"
Richard: "Dude, you got any papers?"
Leanne: "Youth counselors in Los Santos are heading to the streets and meeting
one-on-one with members of the community. One citizen told WCTR the
real problem with drugs."
B Dup: "They always said there's too many drugs in the hood. Homie, that's
bullshit. Plain bullshit. I mean, way I see it is, there ain't enough
drugs in the hood. Ain't nothin' like enough. And that's the real
problem with people."
Leanne: "Police still have no leads in the tragic murder of Officer Ralph
Pendleburry, whose body was found recently. Pendleburry worked for
internal affairs, it was believed he was close to uncovering a huge
corruption ring within the LSPD. A police spokesman denied the story.
A San Fierro man is suing the Renaissance Fair for selling him
replica weaponry, which he blames for a string of murders. Richard
caught up with him."
San Fierro Man: "I purchased a working catapult at the Renaissance Fair, and
after a fight with my insurance salesman over my DWI, I began
lobbing balls of fire at his house, and burnt down an entire
neighborhood. It's inexcusable! The manufacturers will pay.
Give me some money! Come on, give me some money! It's their
fault! What kind of a person sells a catapult without putting
a very clear warning on the side? I don't want to work
very hard, so I've hired a lawyer. I'm gonna be rich!
Leanne: "Seems fair enough to me! I'm Leanne Forge, that was the news. Be safe
out there."
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WCTR News 3
Announcer: "Next up, we've got the news. This time, some of it's true! Who are
we kidding?"
Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Here's everything that matters, in simple
terms, so you can understand. A dire warning from America's gun
manufacturers."
Gunman: "Arm yourself or die!"
Leanne: "And, the Louisiana Purchase. Beads for women. Plus-wallpaper,
something big is happening in home furnishings, don't be left behind.
Our top story. Alan Crawford-manager of the rapper Mad Dogg-murdered!
Mad Dogg recently launched a clothing label and compared himself
favorably to Jesus and Ghandi while sniffing a lot. The brutal murder
remains unsolved. Police suspect foul play. Richard Burns is at the
scene."
Richard: "Uh, no, actually Leanne, that story wasn't very interesting. So, I
rode with San Fierro police detective Turk Martin, who is assigned
to curtail illegal street racing activities in the countryside,
surrounding Los Santos and San Fierro."
Turk: "You know what's really cool? You get to chase these slimeballs really
fast. And then if you hit someone and wreck, it's never your fault!"
Richard: "This is so cool! You get to eat while you work? Mm, let me see that.
Hey, stop now, bitches! Or we'll shoot out your tires!"
Turk: "Put that down!"
Richard: "Ah, dude, don't be a dick! Let me shoot out his tires!"
Turk: "I'm doing like a hundred and ten miles an hour right now!"
*sound of the car crashing, followed by silence*
Leanne: "OK... In foreign news, a heavily-discredited former-dictator in Latin
America is claiming a US government agency sold him weapons in
exchange for drugs that our now being sold on the streets of our
cities. Government officials strongly deny the claim."
Official: "Why would we do something so crazy? We don't need drugs! We have
good hookups already! Besides, do you know how much cocaine is
needed to buy a helicopter? It's more than I can snort!"
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Stay worried out there."
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WCTR News 4
Announcer: "Next up, it's sensationalist propaganda. I mean the news."
Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Here's what you should think matters.
Breaking news! Strange lights spotted over the desert. Here's an
eyewitness report."
Eyewitness: "I seen some strange lights over the desert. Yep, sure did!"
Leanne: "Currently, we have no more information. In other news, residents are
upset at taxes funding the Los Santos Museum of Natural History."
Protester: *a chant of "bullshit" is heard in the background* "This fascination
with the past is ridiculous. I mean, I've been to Pangea! It was
disgusting! Our ancestors were idiots! My grandmother can barely
talk she's so stupid!"
Leanne: "Also, organ theft! How to know if you're going to wake up in a bath of
ice! More gang violence. We go to the streets of Los Santos with
Richard Burns."
Richard: "That's right Leanne, I'm Richard Burns, and I am in a terrible part
of town. A town under siege by hoodlums! Gang and drug wars are
plaguing the city."
Man: "Hey, you want this bird or what?"
Richard: "Yeah, just put it in the van. A huge sudden upsurge in cocaine sales
have been reported. The street wars between gangs of Ballas and Grove
Street hoodlums came to a head recently when several senior Grove
Street gang members were killed, while others were incarcerated. The
police described that as, and I'm quoting, 'Excellent news.' Back to
you, Leanne. Hey, has this been cut?"
Man: "Hell no, it's good shit!"
Leanne: "Bridges linking Red County and Flint County finally reopened recently
after long delays following the earthquake. The governor congratulated
himself extensively. In entertainment news: First it was the Bugees,
then it was Love Fist. Now, the British invasion starts up again, this
time from the Scottish village of Madchester. New band, the Gurning
Chimps, are tipped for stardom. We caught up with the lead singer
Maccer, when he landed in Los Santos Airport."
Maccer: "The Gurning Chimps are coming to America, man. We're gonna take over.
Mark my words and wipe my fucking ass. Lock up your doors, and get
the drugs in. Madchester's in the area!"
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Keep it locked on, it's getting worse out
there."
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WCTR News 5
Announcer: "Let's go find out what's really happening in the world. News."
Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. We distort, you can't retort. Breaking
news: is skateboarding turning your son gay? Also-San Fierro has been
hit with one-tenth scale chaos, recently following a series of mini
terrorist attacks. Tiny techno terrorists are suspected. More on that
story as it comes in. A District Attorney is facing a long jail
sentence after he was arrested outside the Vankoff Hotel trying to
escape with well over a ton of marijuana. Police are currently
investigating claims it was for personal use. Staying with pot, police
are celebrating the destruction of a major hall of marijuana in Flint
County recently, unfortunately the huge fire caused problems for local
wildlife, much of which was found eating chocolate, listening to the
same band over and over, and buying fractal artwork. Richard Burns is
on the scene."
Richard: "Oh man, I am wicked baked. Hey man, in the movie, you got shot, but
you look great, baby! Who's the guy with the antlers! *a deer moans*
Oh, shit! No, dude, dude, I was just checking to see if she was in
heat! No, it's cool dude, she's your doe! Dude! Be cool!
Leanne: "Ahem... Alright. Inhabitants of Bone County reported further
inexplicable lights over the desert."
Eyewitness: "Yeah, sure did!"
Leanne: "Government officials blame the water supply. And, more positive news
came from street good-guy Big Smoke, who today unveiled his new
orphanage in a ceremony in Los Santos."
Big Smoke: "Yes! Thank you, thank you. I just like to say this a great day for
the impoverished and disadvantaged of Los Santos. And it's a real
honor that I am as generous as I am. I remember when I was a little
boy my dear mother would ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up.
And I said, 'Mom, I wanna be a savior.' It's a great opportunity.
The Big Smoke orphanage teaches kids important skills. I was an
orphan; I struggled! I saw friends make mistakes and get pulled
from the path of righteousness, but now, thanks to the generosity
of a great man like me, kids is gonna be saved. Big Smoke, baby!
Remember the name!"
Leanne: "In crime news, Asian gang trouble in San Fierro is on the rise, with
problems developing between Chinese Triad gangs, and Vietnamese gangs.
A government official released this statement."
Official: "Hey, if they wanna kill each other, let them! It's great, it means
your taxes go down!"
Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Stay indoors."
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WCTR News 6
Announcer: "Is the world ending? We hope so, we need the ratings. The news is
next."
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. News with the bottom line in mind. Top news
stories: Was Moses really from Ohio? Chairs-the silent killer in your
home! Now, WCTR traffic and transit. After months, all bridges have
been reopened, Bone County, Tierra Robada, and Las Venturas County are
now linked up with the rest of the state. Locals celebrated by mass
outbreaks of xenophobia and inbreeding. Also, police are celebrating
the removal of a major crack-cocaine ring by undercover police that
has virtually stopped the flow of drugs into Los Santos. Richard spoke
to a man on the scene."
Richard: "That's right Leanne, it's another victory for prohibition. Police are
really celebrating after this one. One officer told me of his amazing
true-life story of how he infiltrated a drug ring, and how cool it
was to get paid to get high."
Officer: "Yeah, I was undercover smoking crack every day. You know, just to be
one of them. I even took my wife undercover and made her a crack
whore! Say hello to the news man, bitch!"
Wife: "Hey, don't I know you? The Rusty Trombone, right?"
Richard: "I doubt it, tramp. You're crazy. Back to you, Leanne."
Leanne: "Police are struggling to solve the mystery of a container ship found
deserted and full of bodies. The FBI is investigating. And government
officials denied the existence of an area of Bone County that isn't on
the map. Someone, who was unprepared to be named, said, 'The so-called
placed that isn't called anything doesn't exist. And if it did, we'd
name it something.' And-where is Mad Dogg, wonder record execs? The
rapper has battled alcoholism and egomania for many years and recently
missed a concert in Las Venturas. Staying in Venturas: it used to be
a patch of desert, then it was a mob town. Now, it is the corporate
headquarters of America. Richard explains from the streets."
Richard: "That's right, Leanne. It used to be a patch of desert, then it was a
mob town. Now, it is the corporate headquarters of America. Back to
you in the studio."
Leanne: "In foreign news, we have war, famine, pestilence, and a lot of envy
aimed at our way of life. Stay at home, it's better that way. I'm
Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Stay alert; they're after us."
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WCTR News 7
Big Smoke: "This is well-known philanthropist, Big Smoke, and you're listening
to WCTR. Make a difference to your community. Keep our cities drug
free. Look, I'm doin' my bit, how are you helping?"
Announcer: "Let's head over to the news room."
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR news, reporting what the morning memo tells us to.
Pornography in preschool-a sickening shortage! And-shiny compact discs
turning your children into killers! Plus-the Epsilon tract-a psychotic
power-hungry cult running the government and Vinewood. Or, an idea
whose time has come! The WCTR team spoke to one member."
Epsilon Member: "Whenever I'm in trouble, I talk to my invisible friends. When
I was a kid, my Mother always told me to be good, or invisible
people would kill me. I'm passing that terrifying living along
to my children. Like a virus!"
Leanne: "Also-police are investigating the murder of Liberty City crime family,
the Sindaccos, whose bodies were found in a meat factory in Las
Venturas. Could this be the start of a Mafia war? Or was it a sick
game gone hideously wrong? Either way, America's beef producers say it
will all blow over. Los Santos police officers Frank Tenpenny and Eddy
Pulaski are being sought by government officials in order to stand
trial for the murder of Ralph Pendleburry. The pair, whom prosecutors
claim have masterminded a huge criminal organization, have
disappeared. LSPD spokespeople said they were undercover. Las Venturas
was recently celebrating the opening of the Four Dragons Casino, a
huge new pleasure-palace with a Chinese feel, setting a new level of
optimistic debauchery for the country. Richard reports from Venturas
where the Four Dragons hosted the Child Actor Convention."
Richard: "Who do you have to fuck to get a free drink in this place? How do you
stay fourteen when the dealer is showing twelve, you moron? Yeah, hit
me."
Leanne: "Richard!"
Richard: "Leanne! As you know, actors are a shallow and insecure lot, often
uncomfortable with their sexuality. But what's worse are child
actors-especially when they get together. Jimmy from the canceled
sitcom, 'Just the Five of Us,' was dragged out by police earlier
today."
Jimmy: "This is bullshit! Hey, don't arrest my bitches! I am a star! It's just
flour, I swear!"
Richard: "Jimmy, Jimmy! I'm Richard Burns, WCTR News! What do you think of 'My
Five Uncles,' the show that replaced yours?"
Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass? That show sucks my ass."
Richard: "And why do you still look like a kid?"
Jimmy: "I'm fifty-one years old! I just look like a kid! I'm gonna cock-punch
you! Uh!"
Richard: *high-pitched voice* Ahh!
Jimmy: "How do you like that, you liberal-media bastard?"
Richard: "Richard Burns...WCTR News... Back to you, Leanne."
Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. I wouldn't sleep if I were you."
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WCTR News 8
Announcer: "Turn over in case you learn something. The news is next."
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Unfair and skewed for you. In the top
stories, everyone is trying to kill you, but at least you're not in
prison yet. Disgraced movie star Jack Howitzer broke his silence
recently following his on-air murder of radio host Billy Dexter.
Facing trial and a possible death sentence, Howitzer spoke to Richard.
WCTR would like to be clear; we did pay for this interview."
Richard: "That's right Leanne, I am Richard Burns, here, in Los Santos prison.
As we all know, since politicians stopped musicians from coming here
about shooting your woman on drugs, everyone is now questioning their
sexuality. Jack Howitzer, you're facing a death sentence. How do you
feel about that?"
Jack: "I broke out of a POW camp in Korea, alright? So I'll be out of here
soon."
Richard: "Correct me if I'm wrong, that was a movie, and it wasn't real."
Jack: "Oh no, it was real, I'm a veteran, of over forty films. But I've got a
different Ho Chi now, say hello to the news man, Ho Chi."
Ho Chi: "Um...hello."
Jack: "You want me to kill you like the last Ho Chi? Say it like an Asian
girl!"
Ho Chi: "Uh, hewwo, hi."
Richard: "Wow Jack Howitzer, that is a fine prison bitch. Where can I get one
of those? Ha ha! Richard Burns, WCTR News!"
Leanne: "The trial of allegedly disgraced police officers Frank Tenpenny and
Eddy Pulaski began yesterday. Although Mr. Pulaski was not at court
personally, prosecutors maintain both are guilty of murder,
racketeering, drug-running, and sexual offenses. Defense maintain
officers were just doing their job. Government officials are denying
any knowledge of black helicopters that were recently seen flying over
the state."
Official: "Black helicopters? Huh. What black helicopters?"
Leanne: "That clears it up. A Las Venturas institution Caligula's forced to
admit that it was recently robbed. It's the first major heist carried
out on a Venturas Casino in thirty years. Government officials are not
ruling out foul play. Meanwhile, no explanation has been forthcoming
as to why the Sherman Dam stopped generating electricity for a few
hours recently. One bystander blamed aliens, who drink electricity
before deflowering virgins. I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. It's going to
get worse. Trust me."
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WCTR News 9
Announcer: "Next up, the reason you're afraid. The news!"
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Reporting what makes the administration
happy. Today's top stories-do trees cause baldness? Is noise the new
silent enemy of your family? And a special report on France-one
nation's obsession with stand-up toilets. *splat* Breaking WCTR news!
Navy officials are denying that a Hydra plane was stolen from a marine
amphibious assault ship recently, despite eyewitness reports to the
contrary. Tax payers on the seen are not happy."
Tax payer: "I pay my taxes, that jet is supposed to be bombing schools!"
Leanne: "The FBI is investigating possible links between the massacre of
Forelli family members and the slaying of the Sindacco family.
Unconfirmed reports suggest a similar style of execution was used in
both hits. An official commented, 'It could be a worm hole in space.'
I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Don't turn it off. Trust me."
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WCTR News 10
Leanne: "Breaking WCTR News! We go to Richard in Los Santos!"
Richard: *burps* "Dude...I am shit-faced! Leanne? Los Santos is in flames! This
riot is spectacular, man! I mean...I can't even describe...store
fronts are being smashed everywhere! There is some great...stuff to
be had. There is free beer for everybody, dude, I've been loading up!
This is capitalism as it was meant to be, baby! Hey! Hey! Get away
from my newsvan! *gunshot* Yeah, that's right, I'm packin', ha ha,
I'm Richard Burns, bitch! *more gunshots* Uh, police advise a state
of martial law has been declared, you should stay in your homes,
senators are burning your constitution, blah blah blippity bloopity
blabbity blabbity blah, I'm Richard Burns, WCTR News! Jimmy! Jimmy!
Get me some more beer out of the back of the van and clear out some
space."
Jimmy: "What?"
Richard: "We're gonna get ourselves a big screen."
Leanne: "We'll keep you posted. Now back to regular programming."
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WCTR News 11
Announcer: "Wanna be too scared to go outside? The news is next."
Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR state controlled news. Progged up! Today's top
stories: why hatred is good for you! Foreigners: worse than we
thought! And our top story concerns the death of recently-cleared
police office Frank Tenpenny. His body was found in the aftermath of
the recent riot set off by his acquittal. Coroners took several days
to identify the body which had been mutilated and stripped by the
homeless. More on the riot of the century! How do we keep it from
happening again? Richard is on the streets with rescue workers."
Richard: "Uh, Leanne, I don't know if you've ever covered a riot...*burps* but
the scene here is amazing! Rescue workers are opening up a car with
the jaws of life right here! It is so cool!
Woman: "*banging on a door, very muffled* "I'm on fire, help me out of here!"
Richard: "Hey! Shut up, bitch! I'm interviewing! You're ruining my report, shut
up! Hey, hey, rescue guy, come here, come here. Richard Burns, WCTR
News. How's it goin'?
Rescue worker: "You dumbass, I'm trying to save this woman! Get out of here!"
Richard: "*mocking* Oh, I'm trying to save this woman, step back. Yeah, well,
see if I give you any beers from my news truck, you overpaid prick!
Leanne, this town is going to need some healing. Back to you. *burps*
Hey, why don't you use the jaws of life on your fat wife, dude?
Ha ha ha...did you hear me rank him, that was rad!"
Leanne: "I'm so glad you're OK, Richard."
Richard: "Hey baby, are we off the air? I looted some great stuff for our
apartment! A fat bearskin rug, a new blender, a double ender, a-"
Leanne: "Ahem...currently we have no more information. And in entertainment
news, the comeback of the year! Disgraced drunkard Mad Dogg, who was
recently saved from jumping to his death by his mystery assistant, is
on top of the charts with a new album and a sell-out tour plan."
Mad Dogg: "Yes, people! The wait is over! Mad Dogg is back, on the top where I
belong, baby! Number one! Now I wanna set the records straight at
this point. I've been hearing all kinds of shit like I was drunk
and I was on some drugs, and I had a breakdown and some shit, I was
never in a hotel in Las Venturas. That's bullshit. They just hatin'
on a playa, man, they've been hatin' on me since I was in baby
shoes. I was in the studio, yeah! Took a little time off. I watched
y'all rappers get out there and try to do your thing, but now I'm
ready to drop this dog shit on yo' whack-ass rappers. I got a new
manager, his name is Carl Johnson, and we gonna take this rap game
to a new level by storm, for a second time! Yeah bitches, sign up
right now to get in my ho roster. It's gon' be big. Yeah, get-take
a number ho, take a number."
Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. This is the end, and a new beginning."
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| 31. Glitches & Secrets (SAGAS) |
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In this section you'll find all submitted glitches and secrets found during
the game. If you have any glitches and/or secrets you want to submit, email me
at:
rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com
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| A. Glitches (SAGLI) |
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Gang Tag Glitch
---------------
If you run out of spray paint while spraying over a tag you'll get a message
telling you that the tag is sprayed over, but it won't count towards your
percentage meaning that you'll have to start a new game.
Mountain Bike Glitch
--------------------
Whenever you are on a mountain bike, hold the square button and continually tap
the X button. CJ will stretch and bend at weird angles and will even stretch
into the ground!
Flamethrower Glitch
-------------------
Every glitch in every game is weird, but this is one of the strangest glitches
that I've ever known. I was doing this in Las Venturas but I think it works
everywhere. If you notice when you use your flamethrower to aim at the floor,
you create a small flame that expires after a while, or perhaps create 2 or 3
flames and when they begin to rise, the fire truck arrives, extinguish the fire
and that's the end of the story. For doing this glitch, preferably eat
something before so that you don't start to feel hungry, as it takes some time.
Create a line of fire with your flamethrower of at least 4 flames horizontally
with no cops nearby or they begin to chase you. Keep watching the fire centring
with R3, trying to move CJ only if necessary. If the fire truck arrives to
extinguish the fire, repeat until you get a whirlwind of fire of decent size.
When you get it, it can't be extinguished if you keep it centring with R3
camera and watching. After a while the fire truck get sick of it and they leave
the fire alone. So here comes the best part. The fire physics are strange but
if you move R3 slowly and walking just a little bit you can aim the fire. Keep
doing this and you can move it in certain directions. I don't know why this
happened but maybe it's because CJ's third person camera takes the mainstream
of events, and the fire spreads to it. Don't worry if the flames are close to
you, they don't hurt you until you move CJ to the flames. If there are any
pedestrians walking towards the flames, they don't suffer any damage, even
though they don't run away. Vehicles can still take damage but to make them
explode they must be stopped for a certain period of time. Try it on traffic
lights or when another vehicle is blocking the path. This is particularly use-
ful on highways where cars travel at high speeds, and there are multiple wrecks
and you can wait to watch them all explode. You won't get a wanted level for
doing this glitch. Submitted by Marriozsuxs.
Closer to God
-------------
When I was gracefully floating to the ground with a parachute deployed (and
with VERY little health), I was being shot at by two Police helicopters.
Although Carl was clearly being hit dozens of times, my health did not
diminish. Since I had so little at the time, I do not know if your health does
not diminish while you're descending, you can't die while you're descending,
or you won't die until C.J. lands. Either way, it was an interesting event.
Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Busted in the Air
-----------------
After being shot for some time, the cops got somewhat close. I was actually
busted in MID-AIR! I think that if the helicopter gets too close for too long
while you're in the deployed parachute, you get arrested. I'm not sure if its
a permanent or random glitch, but I've had difficulty testing this and the
aformentioned glitch since it is so difficult to set up (get two Police
helicopters after you, rise to high altitude, bail out, float down, etc.).
Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Transparent Money
-----------------
Go inside the Abandoned AC Tower at Verdant Meadows. Face the windows with the
light switch between them and look up with the right analog stick. You can see
the money that generates outside, but not the icon. Notice that if you are
between the wall and the edge of the table, you are too close for the money to
increase. But if you back up to the opposite wall and look upwards at it, the
money will start coming in. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Disappearing/Reappearing Jetpack
--------------------------------
First, get the jetpack and move it to an open area, like the landing strip.
Stand a few meters away from it and select a weapon that you can aim and walk
with, like the SMG or M4. As you are aiming, walk onto the jetpack. Do not stop
aiming while you walk over it. The jetpack will disappear, and it will appear
on Carl's back when you stop aiming. Obviously, this won't work for the
Fist/Knuckle Duster, Melee Weapons, Gifts, the Camera, the Sniper Rifle, or
the Extra items (parachute, night vision goggles, etc.) since you cannot go
into third person aiming mode with them. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_
issues.
CSR 103.2 or CSR 103.9?
-----------------------
Although the pictures and text for CSR put the dial at 103.2, the imaging
(advertisements for the station between songs) call the station CSR 103.9
instead. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
The Vortex Pay & Spray Glitch
-----------------------------
I ordered a Vortex from the Import/Export operation. When I sprayed it another
colour and later attempted to exit, the game froze. I was falsely attributing
this error to a specific color and location, but I've since figured out that
the game freezes when you try to exit a Vortex after you've painted it. If you
ignore everything else, at least warn your readers about this so they don't
lose valuable data. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Fender Ketchup Glitch
---------------------
As soon as I start the mission "Fender Ketchup" everything starts going wrong.
When Carl steps into the garage, the Italian guy is already tied to the hood of
the car, as he is suppose to. When Carl tells him he is going to leave him
there and take a drive, the garage door opens --> Carl jumps into the car and
floors it --> garage door slams shut BEFORE Carl gets out of the garage... The
camera freezes on the spot and you can just see the back wheels spinning as
Carl is "ramming" the car against the door. All I can do is press crtl+alt+del
and shut the game down. Submitted by ko8346.
Wanted List Glitch
------------------
Yeah, this is about a glitch having to do with the car wanted list at the
docks. I was on the second list and I found a towtruck and a Blista Compact in
Las Venturas. I naturally wanted both so I towed the Blista Compact to the
docks. When I got to the docks I took the towtruck, Blista Compact and all into
the red marker. The screen first said this car is not needed, but then it took
the blista( the tow chain was still attached). Not thinking of it, I went off
to find a stafford. When I returned I exported the stafford and my list was
complete. It unlocked the turismo and everything but the Blista Compact was
missing. So I looked at the Import/Export list and it had two FCR-900s on the
list. So, I bought the more expensive one and it turned out to be the towtruck!
Now the ship refuses to take my blista and it says the list is done. but on the
chalk board it's all done save for the Blista. Submitted by squadexodus.
Weightless Trains
-----------------
If you 'train-jack' a train (the engine) at unity station - one pointing
West - drive it west for quite a while, then stop and bring it back through
the station at high speed and on into Ganton, it may derail in Ganton (it
did for me at least). The carriages then lie on their sides in the middle of
the road etc. You can spin them round just by walking at them. I.E. the
physics model gives them no weight/inertia. Minor point but quite amusing.
(they do disappear after a save). Submitted by Chris Cullen.
Save Glitch
-----------
Firstly, I have already unlocked Wu Zi Mu's Four Dragons Casino missions and
have completed the 'Explosive Situation' mission. Secondly, I have also
finished collecting all horseshoes in Las Venturas, so obviously, several heavy
weapons such as the SMG, M4 and Combat Shotgun have spawned outside of his
casino. Also I have not ever used a single cheat code, so in order to perfect
the weapon skills of the said weapons, I started shooting civilians and there-
fore attracting cops. After getting shot several times, I would run to the
nearby save point and save my game to replenish my health. so after performing
this pattern a number of times, I was suddenly wasted by the cops just as I
touched the save point and in my folly, I saved my game. meaning, I got wasted
just as I touched a save point and I saved my game. When the game came back, I
was in front of a hospital just as I would be if I was wasted, except for one
thing... there were no more missions, no more save points, no more properties
on sale, only fast food joints, girlfriends, garages, shops and Emmet.
As a result I cannot progress the game any further and I have tried all means
to repair the glitch (reloading the game, getting wasted and busted in all
ways, using cheats and etc.etc.). I have now deleted my hard earned progress
and restarted the game. Submitted by impulsivefreedom.
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| B. Secrets (SASEC) |
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Get into the airport without a Pilot's Licence
----------------------------------------------
If you want to get into an airport early, find a car and park it next to the
security booth. Jump on to the roof of the car and then climb on to the roof of
the security booth.
Easy Paramedic missions
-----------------------
If you start the Paramedic missions in a small town such as Angel Pine (not
sure if it works with any other towns), all the patients spawn in that one
small town, making trips back and forth to the hospital easier.
Getting Into the Airport Without Any Skills
-------------------------------------------
I just got inside the airport without any skills, thanks to the kind policeman
who opened the gate. =) Trick is to just drive/walk to the front gate with 2-
star-wanted and wait for a cop from other side of the gate to come and open it
for me. Submitted by esa.hakkinen.
Good Sniping Point
------------------
In Las Venturas, behind the clown's pocket is a construction site with a
working crane. No big deal right? It's too far away from any cars, but
there's piles of bricks nearby that you can bring up into the air and let
loose... and they stay in the air. So, grab your jetpack and stand on them
for a good sniping point. Submitted by glenJammin.
Hidden Pay 'N' Spray
--------------------
I found a Pay n' Spray in Las Venturas that isn't labelled on the map (or even
the mini-map). In LV, the 'Royal Casino' area, just west of the church (where a
horseshoe was on top of), another way to say it is: from the black pyramid, go
one block north to the multi-story car garage, it's on the block east of the
garage. The Pay 'n' Spray is light brown with a reddish lining on the roof, and
has power lines above it. (It also has a big sign for 'Pay n' Spray.) The
opening to the garage faces to the south, so you are facing north when you
drive in. Submitted by glenJammin.
Hidden Pay 'N' Spray 2
----------------------
Hi again. I recently found that this Pay n' Spray is another Blue Hell
location. As you walk into it on foot, the grey metal grating allows CJ to
fall right through, and respawn back in front of the Pay n' Spray. I found
this out when my ATV got stuck in it. Submitted by glenJammin.
Crime Sprees Without Getting Stars
----------------------------------
I found a way to commit as many crimes as you want without getting any police
stars. It's during the mission, "Are You Going to San Fierro?" (the one where
you help The Truth burn his weed farm). After you burn down The Truth's weed
farm and blow up the helicopter you are asked to get in the Mothership. This
is when you can commit any crimes you want without alerting the police. Make
sure you get into the Mothership because if you walk too far, a cop will arrest
The Truth. All you have to do is get in the Mothership and get back out to
enable you to go anywhere without getting The Truth arrested. You can still
drive the Mothership if you want. Just don't fail the mission or else you won't
be able to commit crimes without getting stars. Now, load up on the guns and
ammo and have some fun. Especially during the first couple minutes when you
are high from burning the weed farm. The downside is the more crimes you commit
the lower your criminal ranking goes. It goes down really slowly though. You
can also enter Las Venturas and Restricted Areas without getting any stars. At
this point of the game, Las Venturas is still closed. Submitted by gtasecrets.
Max out Respect Easily
----------------------
When still in Los Santos, and you really want to raise respect, there is one
very effective method, and can take as little as 2 hours to max out your
respect and be able to recruit 7 gang members, What you must do is quite
simple, stock up on the AK-47; make sure you have a good amount of bullets.
After you have enough bullets, go to the LSPD headquarters (Police station)
and park a fast car or bike outside. Head down to the jail cells, where one of
them contains armour. Take the armour, then scroll to get your AK-47. You will
now get 2 stars for taking out the weapon. Now, while in the cell, position
yourself to around the left side in the middle of the cell, and manually AIM
your AK-47. Police will come one after another, and position the gun to be able
to get a head shot.
The Police AI for some reason stops and does not shoot at you for the most
part, so simply blow off their heads. Police will just keep coming and coming,
so continue one after another aiming and shooting their heads. Eventually with
persistence, you would have maxed out your respect! When you are happy with
the amount of respect you have earned, or you have been shot at one too many
times, sprint out the building, ignoring the shooting cops, and enter the
vehicle that you parked before hand. Quickly drive to the pay and spray that is
nearby to lose the police, then save the game as a heavily respected CJ! You
can either do this all at once, or bit by bit, either way, it will only take an
hour or two to gain a good chunk or respect using this handy method.
Submitted by Aziz Strife 7777.
Boring Musem Sign
-----------------
At the Gant Bridge Visitor Center in San Fierro (it's right by the Gant Bridge)
there is a sign in front if it that says,"Gant Bridge Visitor Center - Gift
Shop, Boring Museum, and Tourist Information." Submitted by Popcornjack.
Actual Piece of Cable Sign
--------------------------
At the Gant Bridge Visitor Center in San Fierro, right by the diner there is a
piece of the "cable" used to "build" the Gant Bridge, with a sign above it that
says,"Actual Piece of Cable - *Oooooh amazing - *That's mind blowing -
*Actually, no, it's simple physics and not really that impressive". Submitted
by Popcornjack.
Look Twice: Marital Arts
------------------------
In San Fierro, there is a gym called Cobra Marital Arts. Look twice at the
title; it's probably not what you're thinking of. Instead of m-a-r-t-i-a-l
arts, it has the T and I switched around spelling M-A-R-I-T-A-L Arts. Silly
Rockstar is getting back at their wives, because, of course, marital means
marriage. (This was not an accidental spelling error made by the artist, by
the way, because when you enter, the text at the bottom right of the screen
spells it "marital" arts, too. Submitted by Popcornjack.
True Crime is Grime
-------------------
Several billboards throughout San Andreas (the only ones I've seen are in Los
Santos but there may be more in San Fierro and Las Venturas)say, "True Grime:
Sreet Cleaners." It's in the same font and same colours as True Crime: Streets
of L.A., so it's obviously a getback at that game. Submitted by Popcornjack.
Bridge Facts
------------
Right by the Gant Bridge Center in San Fierro there is a sign entitled Bridge
Facts. Under the title it says: Length-159.7m; height-60.3m above sea level;
16000 polygons, inc. 1.00s(or LOOs, i'm not sure which); 600m draw distance;
11 textures; takes up a staggering 1.27mb of disc space. Submitted by
Popcornjack.
Vice City Playing Cards
-----------------------
In the Las Venturas casinos, there are playing cards that have famous
characters of Vice City on them such as Candy Suxxx and Lance Vance. Submitted
by Popcornjack.
Vice City and Manhunt References
--------------------------------
In Zero's shop, right by the counter on the left side, there is a shelf with
action figures hanging from them from Vice City, such as Tommy Vercetti and
Lance Vance, and characters from Manhunt. Submitted by Popcornjack.
Mmm, Pointy
-----------
In San Fierro's Financial district (C2), there is a big, pointy building. The
entrance to the building is opposite the valet missions. There is also a sign
that says: BIG POINTY BUILDING "Big Prick Jokes Are Forbidden". Anyway, the
entrance leads to the roof, where there is a parachute. Rockstar is practically
pushing you off of the building, aren't they? Submitted by I_have_ mental_
health_issues.
Cheese!
-------
Look at your girlfriend while on a date with the camera in first person view
and Carl will say something like "Cheese!". The girl will run into the frame
and pose. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Wu Zi Mu, the Blind Gamer
-------------------------
One of Woozy's missions requires that you dive underwater and plant a bug on a
container ship. (I forget the name...) Anyway, the mission requires that you
have at least 20% lung capacity to complete it. If you don't, an interesting
cutscene plays out between Carl and Woozy. Who knew he was such a great gamer?
Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Northstar Rock/North Rock
-------------------------
Although the map shows a "Northstar Rock" (an obvious word play on Rockstar
North), the game lists the area simply as "North Rock". Submitted by I_have_
mental_health_issues.
Truth's Warning
---------------
The road to Truth's farm has a lot of signs on it, most saying "No Trespassing"
and such. If you look, one of the sign textures says: "TRESPASSERS WILL BE
SHOT/ SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN". Anyone who played Vice City and payed
attention knows that this sign is behind Phil Cassidy's picture while the game
is loading. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Mmm, Tasty
----------
During one mission, your car drives through a Sprunk billboard. Before your car
goes through, the billboard says "A Taste of Things to Come". After the car
crashes through, the billboard reads "A Taste of _______ __ Come" since a chunk
of it is missing. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
License/Licence Plates List
---------------------------
Plate on burglary van in Ryder's first mission = "SWAG"
Plate of Tampa in "Yay Ka Boom Boom" = "TIME BOMB"
Pulaski's Buffalo in "High Noon" = "PULASKI"
Cesar's Savanna = "LVA4L" [L]os [V]arrios [A]ztecas [4]For [L]ife.
Car in last storyline mission = "IMY AK"
There are a number of other vanity plates that are randomly applied to certain
cars in certain missions (such as the Tampa in "Puncture Wounds", as well as
the car you're pursuing). This is a list of the ones I've encountered so far:
-"PRE4CHER"
-"S4ND M4N"
-"L3337 OG"
-"SUNRA 93"
-"MATHEW 2"
-"EVIL SCY"
-"S3XY JUD"
-"CHUNKY 1"
-"R3D R4SP"
-"RKK PWND"
-"UG FUX69"
-"T3H BUCK"
-"PREACHER"
Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues.
Fly Planes Early
----------------
It is possible to fly the Dodo or Shamal as soon as you can save the game for
the very first time. First of all jack a hardtop car (a car that's got a roof).
Now head for the airport entrance located at the south of the map. Park the car
on the left so that the actual roof is as near to the lower fence. Then get out
and jump on top of the car, run forward at the fence then press square. He now
grabs onto the top of the fence, press square again to jump over.
Turn right and right again round the entrance and head onto the other side of
the ramp. You now see a smaller fence. Walk up to it and press square. Keep
going forward to get to the Dodo. It now goes left and right using L2 and R2,
same as a helicopter. Further along this side there is also a Shamal.
You can fly both planes around unlocked areas, but when you fly over locked
areas, the area restrictions kick in and you instantly get 4 stars. Only when
you're in the air, there are fighters that missile you down. San Fierro and Las
Venturas' planes remain locked until you get the pilot's license. You can enter
the airports except that none of the vehicles, including parked cars, allow you
to get in. Although San Fierro features a large propeller plane, and a
stunt plane with built in gun. Submitted by MVI.
Get Millions Easily
-------------------
Similarly to flying planes early, you can have $50 million or more as soon as
it's possible to save. Do the cycling mission and do the first level twice more
to earn $12000. Then head to the house near the park with a lake at the centre
(in the north section of Los Santos), to buy a $10000 house. Save the game,
then go to the nearby betting shop, shown on the map that comes with the game.
Go in and go up to one of the machines. Press triangle, the select the bottom
horse. Add your bet of all your money, and bet. If you lose, reload the game.
If you win, save and then go back and bet with your higher amount of money.
Eventually you will have more money than you will ever need. Also, the odds are
thought to be much better than what the machine says, being an estimated 5-1.
Submitted by MVI.
Get Weapon Skill Quickly (1)
----------------------------
A great way to develop skill quickly for a particular gun, assuming you have
enough ammo, is to put a car in your garage. Then shoot the hell out of the
car, every hit counts as a headshot. When the car starts to burn run away, let
the garage close and go back to your now perfect car. Start again, very soon
you will have a massive weapon skill. Submitted by MVI.
Get Weapon Skill Quickly (2)
----------------------------
First step is be prepared for some rough n long ride. Next get at least 300
ammo for your weapon of choice. Go to the front of one of your safe houses
preferably Jefferson or Willowfield. Kill a cop and keep killing them until
the SWAT guys start dropping from the helicopter or when your health is low.
Duck into your safe house save and come back out and repeat. Saving helps you
get rid of wanted levels and restores your health. Shooting the cops also has
the effect of increasing your respect level (you could even max it out).
I used this strategy at the Willowfield safe house to level my silenced pistol,
shotgun and sawn-off shotgun to hitman levels within the space of an hour and
a half (maybe less wasn't really timing). Submitted by Victor.
Vigilante Criminals Kill Themselves
-----------------------------------
You will more than certainly be aware that once you leave a police vehicle
during a vigilante mission, you'll have 60 seconds to get to another police
vehicle. But whilst in this mode, if you enter any building (through a downward
arrow) the criminals will start disappearing. After 45 seconds exit and get
back in your vehicle. Exit and back to the shop. Keep repeating this process
and you will soon have finished all of the required vigilante missions.
Submitted by MVI.
No Bike Opponents
-----------------
So, you've started a really hard biking mission or simply want to play without
being hassled by those annoying opponents. Simply machine gun them and they
will quickly die, lose their vehicle or be rendered slow and rubbish. This is
very effective as if you only shoot their tyres and they'll be spinning all
over the place crashing into the nearby tree at an absurd angle. Submitted by
MVI.
Stoppie Forever
---------------
This is a trick I found by accident after rampaging all round the 3 islands on
a motorbike, or to be precise 27 of them. I now have a longest stoppy of about
4 minutes 20, want to now how? It's very simple, wheelie up to a small wall,
then put your front wheel over the wall so you are stuck with a wheel on each
side, now push forwards and accelerate to lift the back wheel of the ground,
counts as a stoppy. Release when bored to have an amazing stoppy. Submitted by
MVI.
Take Down a Helicopter With a Sniper Rifle
------------------------------------------
This is more of a tip than a secret, but I didn't know where else to add it.
In the game you can take down police helicopters with one shot from the sniper
rifle. You just need to hit them in the center of the rotor, where it connects
to the body. Submitted by fjl.
Keep Certain Privileges
-----------------------
Here is a glitch I encountered, but I don't know if someone else can duplicate
it. I pretty much had 100% completed. I had the final mission, the Chiliad
Challenge and one or two other little things to go. I was home sick and all
doped up on medication. I started a second game just to play around and do
silly stuff. You can probably guess what happened next. I saved over my main
game. Was I pissed. So I started over from the beginning. In the new game,
there a some things "leftover" from the previous game. If I get wasted or
busted I still maintain all of my weapons without having dated anyone. The
gates at the airports open without having a pilots license and all of the
photos I took are still there. Submitted by Skylad.
License/Licence Plates (2)
--------------------------
I've found lots of vanity plates from using the Import/Export Crane. Here are
the ones I've encountered:
LUVA4L DBP 4NDY
OMEGA EV1L SLY
A2TMFK MR B3NN
G1RUYHUN LA BOMBA
J LOMAX S4ND M4N
IMY AK HAZEBOMB
ASSMAN GR01N
4GEDIT DI5C0 5TU
TH3 P1G5 R F3RG1E
TIM EA SUCKS
TAMMY F*** YOU
HOM BR0 D1E
G0T M00 MR JOBBY
M00TV 4U BR0 D1CK
MATHEW 2 BDP
Submitted by Sherry
Lose any Wanted Level
---------------------
No matter what wanted level you might have it can be completely removed by
entering the driving school and taking one of the tests. Submitted by kaare_
posborg.
5030ft Insane Stunt Bonus
-------------------------
Hi, I found a way to do a long distance insane stunt with a bike in GTA San
Andreas. I found it in Toreno's mission "Stowaway". When I rush into the plane
I do the INSANE STUNT BONUS with 5030ft distance. I think because of the
plane's distance. You can try it. I've succeeded at that twice, but it's very
rare. Submitted by anxem2000.
Black Project Alternate Cutscene
--------------------------------
I'd found a new different cutscene when I started the BLACK PROJECT mission in
the Airfield. I play GTA SA on PC but I hope this will also works on the other
platforms too. Before you start this mission, just make CJ grow fatter (may be
over 50%, I think). Then a different cutscene will come. The Truth will hide
behind a plane, using his cellphone to talk with CJ. He demands for CJ to lose
weight. Submitted by luuduchieu_VN.
Racing Tips
-----------
1 - In street races
- Before jumping in the race just take a good look at the race map
- Remember the location of the last turn before the race finishes you're gonna
need that.
- When the race starts instead of rushing in with the others get to the last
turn in the race get out of your vehicle and grab a heavy weapon (I recommend
the M134 the so called 'Minigun') and get ready to take out all of the
competitors (be aware of something else. Every time you get off the vehicle
you have approximatly 25 seconds to get back in so stay in the bike till you
see them comin'. Blast all the fools - ALL - before reaching the finish line.
If you have a wanted level, no prob, go into any pay n' spray then complete
your race normally. Although this will destroy hope in getting a high score
but I find it sometimes easier than the normal racing.
2 - Some Bike Challenges
- For the dirt track, the same technique of (1) will get you first
- For the CURSED CHALLENGE NRG - 500, get a packer, the (truck which has 2
ledges on its back to carry cars) Use it as a handy ramp here. I recommend
getting it in your garage in Doherty so it can be available any time you wish
to play the race. Then get the packer and stop it under any high checkpoints,
get off the packer and leave the door open (of course you know why), then get
on the bike and start the race. You can simply get on the packer's ramp and
grab the checkpoint easily. Note - leave all the "easy-picked checkpoints"
for now, you're gonna need them through the race to raise your time
repeatedly. Just start with the high ones, when you finish one of them, get
off the bike and drive the packer to the next checkpoint and so on till you
get them all. Be aware of the 25 seconds when leaving the challenge bike.
- For the BMX Chiliad there is one ANNOYING checkpoint, the one located between
the 2 corresponding curved ramps, this one is too high to be taken. Maybe
you can use a car, a sedan car, an easy to climb car (by the bike), before
you enter the challenge. You gotta stop the car exactly under the checkpoint
and leave the door open, then enter the race. Once you come to that
checkpoint do the bunnyhop move to get on the car ceiling then do another
one. You can simply grab the checkpoint. Submitted by Dr. Tornado
Insane Rampage
--------------
I found out an easy way to satisfy your catastrophic instinct without using
cheats and without getting killed! In other words, you can destroy dozens of
cars, police trucks, tanks and not worry about the police blowing your head
off. First of all, visit the nearest Amuu-Nation store and equip yourself with
TONS of weaponry (if you want to really enjoy it) incl. grenades of course!
Then get to Los Santos and open up your map display. Right at the center of
Los Santos, you can see a very big highway intersection. The first structure
block to the left of the intersection should contain an oval building, as you
can see on the map. This is the Los Santos scyscraper, the tallest building in
the game. Enter it and get on the roof. Grap the parachute and get ready to
jump! As soon as you jump, you can tilt to the left or right to direct your
landing point. Land to a building that is tall enough but not VERY tall. Not
very high as your weapons will be no good and not very low as the police
helicopters will be able to open fire at you. Now, the grenades are my
favourites. Throw some to cause an initial mayhem as you watch cars blow up
one after another. You can use ANY weapon though. The police are unable to get
to you. Their cars/trucks gather up around the building when you are on top.
A couple of grenades should teach them a lesson! The police helicopters won't
be able to get you either if you are at a building of moderate height. Be
careful though, if you stand on one of the roof's edges for a while, police-
men/SWAT team may try to shoot you. You can get six WANTED stars and destroy
ANYTHING around your roof very easily (artillery as well!).. Have a happy
rampage! Submitted by FreeSTYLER :))
Easy Money
----------
Go to most bars, the easiest is the bar west of CJ's first Safe House, press
Triangle next to the man standing near the pool table to play pool, and since
it is very easy you can wager a 1,000 dollars and get easy money, you can also
play 2 players by having the second controller press Start, which starts a 2
player game of pool.
P.S. If you lose, you can kill the guy you were playing against, and get your
money back. Submitted by pappersucks.
Unfinished Business
-------------------
In the Green Goo mission, when you're following the yellow dot back to the
abandoned airfield DON'T fly over the Restricted Area or there will be couple
of SAM behind your back. Unfinished business I guess :) Submitted by Erwin.
Burglary Missions
-----------------
For the burglary R3 mission, I found an easy way, either that or a random occ-
urence, but in Los Santos you get in the boxville and start the mission, then
go down the street that Emmet is on and the same street where you are able to
buy property, the house next to it, if you're able to get this to work. Hope-
fully, there will be a guy in there sitting on the couch as soon as you get in
there. Target him but don't shoot. Then when you walk over to the tv sitting on
the stand he should call the cops. At this point you can go right ahead and
kill him. But be sure to grab the tv on your way out. Then go back inside and
if it worked right there should be a tv in the same spot, and it should cont-
inue to respawn. So you could just sit there the whole night till 06:00 steal-
ing the same tv, I stole about 30k worth of tvs just that one night. But may
have just been a random glitch. Submitted by ggoggeta
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| 32. Easter Eggs (SAEAS) |
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GTA 3 Reference
---------------
During the missions "Wu Zi Mu" and "Farewell, My Love..." for Cesar, the GTA
III guy can be seen in the background.
Change the size of the moon
---------------------------
The Easter egg from GTA3 and Vice City is back. Shoot the moon with a sniper
rifle and it will change size.
Driv3r Reference
----------------
During the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" for OG Loc, there will be a guard
sitting down and playing Driv3r. He will say something like "How could
Refractions mess up so bad? Tanner, you suck ass!"
Manhunt Reference
-----------------
Enter any bar in San Andreas (Ten Green Bottles, Misty's, etc.) and on the wall
is a Cerberus guard from Manhunt.
Terminator 2 Reference
----------------------
During the mission "Just Business" for Smoke, you will lose the tanker that is
chasing you, but it will soon catch up with you again, and it looks like the
aqueduct chase scene from T2.
Tombstone Message
-----------------
I found an Easter egg in San Fierro: in the hippie district there's a cemetery,
and every tombstone reads '1997-2004 OUR COMPETITION'. Submitted by glenJammin.
Hotrod Tow Truck
----------------
This is more of an oversight than a glitch. Connect a semi to a trailer, drive
the rig, and notice how slow it is. Now attach a tow truck to the semi. The tow
truck can pull the rig much faster than the semi could! Apparently, Rockstar
didn't program the tow truck to be slower when towing a vehicle. Submitted by
MrHurcules.
Explosion-Proof Mothership
--------------------------
The Mothership from "Are You Going To San Fierro" is explosion-proof. It's not
fireproof, bulletproof, or damage-proof, but strangely enough, it is explosion-
proof. Due to it's lack of fireproofing, if the environment catches fire due
to an explosion, the Mothership may catch fire and explode, making it look as
though it isn't explosion-proof. Thus, its property must be verified on
concrete in the absence of other vehicles. Submitted by MrHurcules.
Custom Sound Van
----------------
Also, the Sound Van from "Life's a Beach" is not unique because of the sound
system in the rear. Strangely enough, all Ponies have sound equipment in the
back. (Steal one yourself and look). However, the Sound Van is unique because
it has Off-Road Wheels (I guess to drive through the beach sand, LOL), and
Ponies cannot be upgraded at the mod garages. I believe the reason for the
Explosion-proofing on the Mothership is so that when the helicopter is shot
down and explodes near the Mothership, it won't destroy the mission-related
vehicle. Hey, it's the first vehicle ever to shrug off a million shots from a
rocket launcher only to be humbled by a well-aimed 9mm bullet to the gas cap!
Submitted by MrHurcules.
"No Easter Eggs" Message
------------------------
In San Fierro the Gant Bridge (Golden Gate Bridge) has a sign on top of it. Get
a jetpack or helicopter to get up there. Hover near the highest horizontal bar.
If you look closely enough you can see the message "There are no Easter eggs up
here. Go away." Pretty cool huh? Submitted by Tom X.
Suicidal Photographer
---------------------
Just south of the southernmost area just over the bridge from Los Santos to
Southern San Fierro (wilderness), you will see a person with a camera take a
picture, walk slowly into the water, and drown. Submitted by BenBagOfBones3.
Warning for Fatso!
------------------
In the Black Project at the airfield, you can't do the mission if you are too
fat and The Truth will ask you to come back after you lose some weight.
Submitted by Erwin.
If you have any Easter eggs you want to submit, email me at:
rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com
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| 33. 100% Checklist (SA100) |
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Here is a checklist for keeping track of your progress in GTA: SA. Cut and
paste the checklist into a word processor and print it out if you want to.
Los Santos Story Missions
[ ] Big Smoke
[ ] Sweet & Kendl
[ ] Ryder
[ ] Tagging Up Turf
[ ] Cleaning the Hood
[ ] Drive-Thru
[ ] Nines and AKs
[ ] Drive-By
[ ] Sweet's Girl
[ ] Cesar Vialpando
[ ] Home Invasion
[ ] Catalyst
[ ] Robbing Uncle Sam
[ ] OG Loc
[ ] Running Dog
[ ] Wrong Side of the Tracks
[ ] Just Business
[ ] High Stakes, Low Rider
[ ] Life's A Beach
[ ] Madd Dogg's Rhymes
[ ] Management Issues
[ ] House Party
[ ] Burning Desires
[ ] Gray Imports
[ ] Doberman
[ ] Los Sepulcros
[ ] Reuniting the Families
[ ] The Green Sabre
Badlands Story Missions
[ ] Badlands
[ ] First Date
[ ] Tanker Commander
[ ] Body Harvest
[ ] King In Exile
[ ] First Base
[ ] Local Liquor Store
[ ] Gone Courting
[ ] Against All Odds
[ ] Made In Heaven
[ ] Small Town Bank
[ ] Wu Zi Mu
[ ] Farewell My Love...
[ ] Are You Going to San Fierro?
San Fierro Story Missions
[ ] Wear Flowers In Your Hair
[ ] 555-We-Tip
[ ] Deconstruction
[ ] Back to School
[ ] Photo Opportunity
[ ] Jizzy
[ ] T-Bone Mendez
[ ] Mike Toreno
[ ] Mountain Cloud Boys
[ ] Ran Fa Li
[ ] Lure
[ ] Amphibious Assault
[ ] The Da Nang Thang
[ ] Outrider
[ ] Snail Trail
[ ] Ice Cold Killa
[ ] Pier 69
[ ] Toreno's Last Flight
[ ] Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom
[ ] Zeroing In
[ ] Test Drive
[ ] Customs Fast Track
[ ] Puncture Wounds
[ ] Air Raid
[ ] Supply Lines
[ ] New Model Army
Desert Story Missions
[ ] Monster
[ ] Highjack
[ ] Interdiction
[ ] Verdant Meadows
[ ] Learning to Fly
[ ] N.O.E.
[ ] Stowaway
[ ] Black Project
[ ] Green Goo
Las Venturas Story Missions
[ ] Fender Ketchup
[ ] Explosive Situation
[ ] You've Had Your Chips
[ ] Don Peyote
[ ] Intensive Care
[ ] The Meat Business
[ ] Fish in a Barrel
[ ] Freefall
[ ] Saint Mark's Bistro
[ ] Madd Dogg
[ ] Misappropriation
[ ] High Noon
[ ] Architectural Espionage
[ ] Key to Her Heart
[ ] Dam and Blast
[ ] Cop Wheels
[ ] Up, Up and Away
[ ] Breaking the Bank at Caligula's
[ ] A Home in the Hills
Return to Los Santos Story Missions
[ ] Vertical Bird
[ ] Home Coming
[ ] Cut Throat Business
[ ] Beat Down on B-Dup
[ ] Grove 4 Life
[ ] Riot
[ ] Los Desperados
[ ] End of the Line
Spray Tags
[ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010
[ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020
[ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030
[ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040
[ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050
[ ] 051 [ ] 052 [ ] 053 [ ] 054 [ ] 055 [ ] 056 [ ] 057 [ ] 058 [ ] 059 [ ] 060
[ ] 061 [ ] 062 [ ] 063 [ ] 064 [ ] 065 [ ] 066 [ ] 067 [ ] 068 [ ] 069 [ ] 070
[ ] 071 [ ] 072 [ ] 073 [ ] 074 [ ] 075 [ ] 076 [ ] 077 [ ] 078 [ ] 079 [ ] 080
[ ] 081 [ ] 082 [ ] 083 [ ] 084 [ ] 085 [ ] 086 [ ] 087 [ ] 088 [ ] 089 [ ] 090
[ ] 091 [ ] 092 [ ] 093 [ ] 094 [ ] 095 [ ] 096 [ ] 097 [ ] 098 [ ] 099 [ ] 100
Photo Ops
[ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010
[ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020
[ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030
[ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040
[ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050
Horsehoes
[ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010
[ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020
[ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030
[ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040
[ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050
Oysters
[ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010
[ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020
[ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030
[ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040
[ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050
Los Santos Safehouses
[ ] El Corona Safehouse
[ ] Jefferson Safehouse
[ ] Mulholland Safehouse
[ ] Santa Maria Beach Safehouse
[ ] Verona Beach Safehouse
[ ] Willowfield Safehouse
Badlands Safehouses
[ ] Angel Pine Safehouse
[ ] Blueberry Safehouse
[ ] Dillimore Safehouse
[ ] Palomino Creek Safehouse
[ ] Whetstone Safehouse
San Fierro Safehouses
[ ] Calton Heights Safehouse
[ ] China Town Safehouse
[ ] Doherty Safehouse 1
[ ] Hashbury Safehouse
[ ] Paradiso Safehouse
[ ] Queen's Safehouse
Desert Safehouses
[ ] El Quebrados Safehouse
[ ] Fort Carson Safehouse
[ ] Tierra Robada Safehouse
Las Venturas Safehouses
[ ] Camel's Toe Safehouse
[ ] Clown's Pocket Safehouse
[ ] Creek Safehouse
[ ] Old Venturas Strip Safehouse
[ ] Pirates in Men's Pants Safehouse
[ ] Prickle Pine Safehouse
[ ] Redsands West Safehouse
[ ] Rockshore West Safehouse
[ ] Whitewood Estates Safehouse
R3 Missions
[ ] Taxi [ ] Firefighter [ ] Paramedic [ ] Vigilante [ ] Burglary [ ] Pimping
[ ] Freight
Gym Upgrades
[ ] Los Santos [ ] San Fierro [ ] Las Venturas
Chilliad Challenge
[ ] Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route
[ ] Birdseye Winder Yellow Route
[ ] Cobra Run
Challenges
[ ] BMX Challenge
[ ] Lowrider Challenge
[ ] NRG Challenge
Ammu-Nation Challenges
[ ] Pistol [ ] SMG [ ] Shotgun [ ] AK
Valet Missions
[ ] Mission 1 [ ] Mission 2 [ ] Mission 3 [ ] Mission 4 [ ] Mission 5
Courier Missions
[ ] Los Santos [ ] San Fierro [ ] Las Venturas
RS Haul
[ ] Mission 1 [ ] Mission 2 [ ] Mission 3 [ ] Mission 4 [ ] Mission 5
[ ] Mission 6 [ ] Mission 7 [ ] Mission 8
Quarry Missions
[ ] Mission 1 [ ] Mission 2 [ ] Mission 3 [ ] Mission 4 [ ] Mission 5
[ ] Mission 6 [ ] Mission 7
Import/Export
[ ] List 1 [ ] List 2 [ ] List 3
Bike School
[ ] The 360
[ ] The 180
[ ] The Wheelie
[ ] Jump and Stop
[ ] The Stoppie
[ ] Jump and Stoppie
Boat School
[ ] Basic Seamanship
[ ] Plot A Course
[ ] Fresh Slalom
[ ] Flying Fish
[ ] Land, Sea and Air
Driving School
[ ] The 360
[ ] The 180
[ ] Whip and Terminate
[ ] Pop and Control
[ ] Burn and Lap
[ ] Cone Coil
[ ] The 90
[ ] Wheelie Weave
[ ] Spin and Go
[ ] P.I.T. Manoeuvre
[ ] Alley Oop
[ ] City Slicking
Pilot School
[ ] Takeoff
[ ] Land Plane
[ ] Circle Airstrip
[ ] Circle Airstrip and Land
[ ] Helicopter Takeoff
[ ] Land Helicopter
[ ] Destroy Targets
[ ] Loop the Loop
[ ] Barrel Roll
[ ] Parachute Onto Target
Stadium Missions
[ ] 8-Track (Los Santos)
[ ] Blood Bowl (San Fierro)
[ ] Dirt Track (Las Venturas)
[ ] Kickstart (Las Venturas)
Los Santos Street Races
[ ] Lowrider Race
[ ] Little Loop
[ ] Backroad Wanderer
[ ] City Circuit
[ ] Vinewood
[ ] Freeway
[ ] Into the Country
[ ] Badlands A
[ ] Badlands B
San Fierro Street Races
[ ] Dirtbike Banger
[ ] Bandito Country
[ ] Go-Go Carting
[ ] San Fierro Fastlane
[ ] San Fierro Hills
[ ] Country Endurance
Las Venturas Airport Races
[ ] World War Aces
[ ] Barnstorming
[ ] Military Service
[ ] Chopper Checkpoint
[ ] Whirly Bird Checkpoint
[ ] Heli Hell
Las Venturas Airport Freight Races
[ ] San Fierro to Las Venturas
[ ] Dam Rider
[ ] Desert Tracks
[ ] Las Venturas Ringroad
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| 34. FAQ (SAFAQ) |
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Q: How do I recruit gang members?
A: Lock on to a gang member and press up or down on the D-Pad to recruit them.
Q: Can I carry more than one weapon?
A: Yes, unless you are already carrying a weapon in the same slot. Press L1
to switch weapons.
Q: How do I raise my driving/cycling/biking skill?
A: Just keep driving around in a car/bike/motorbike to raise your stats.
Q: How do I raise my sex appeal?
A: Get a haircut or change your clothes.
Q: How do I unlock driving school?
A: Complete the mission "Deconstruction" in San Fierro.
Q: How do I unlock bike school?
A: Complete the mission "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom" in San Fierro.
Q: How do I unlock boat school?
A: Complete the mission "Pier 69" in San Fierro.
Q: How do I unlock flight school?
A: Purchase the airfield in the desert during the mission "Verdant Meadows".
Q: How do I get maximum health?
A: Complete level 12 of the paramedic missions.
Q: How do I get maximum armour?
A: Complete level 12 of vigilante missions.
Q: What does luck do?
A: Luck increases your chances of winning money at the casinos.
Q: Where can I find a can of spray paint?
A: In the bedroom of the Johnson House in Ganton.
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| 35. E-Mail Policy (SAEMA) |
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I stated this near the top of the guide, but if you didn't see it, I'll put it
here. My E-Mail address has changed, so if you've emailed me over the last week
or so, then I didn't answer because I didn't get it. If you want, you can send
it to me again, and I'll try to reply as soon as possible.
My new E-Mail address is: rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com
Please don't send any E-Mails to my old address since I don't have it anymore,
and your E-Mail won't get read. Please don't E-Mail me about anything not yet
covered in the guide. If you want to submit something, that's fine. Please do
not ask if you can host this guide on your site, because my answer is no.
The only sites allowed to host this guide are:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/
http://www.neoseeker.com/
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| 36. Version History (SAVHI) |
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== Version 1.00 - 28/12/2006 ==
This has taken a lot longer to get finished than I had originally intended so
I decided to completely finish everything up and get it done. Almost every
section is now pretty much complete. I still need to finish up on a few things
but this guide is finally complete.
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| 37. Copyright (SACPY) |
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(c) Copyright Robert Carr. 2004-2006.
This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other
web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a
violation of copyright.
All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their
respective trademark and copyright holders.
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| 38. Credits (SACRE) |
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GameFAQs - For accepting my guide.
Neoseeker - For hosting my guide.
Myself - For writing this guide.
Evilchao2 - For letting me use the K-Rose Lyrics.
Icicle - For letting me use the Playback FM Lyrics.
Menji76 - For letting me use the Property List.
Perant64 - For letting me use the WCTR Script.
Tranmerefan - For letting me use the K-DST Lyrics.
VampireHorde - For letting me use the CSR 103.2 and RLS Lyrics.
Jon Wayne - For submitting the locations of the Dinghy, the Hotdog
Van, the BF Injection, the Forklift, the Bandito, the Road
train, the Rhino, and the Monster.
Robert Gleim - For correcting a mistake I made with tag #070.
Dave - For submitting the location of the Camper.
Gitano - For submitting alternate strategies for "Tanker Commander"
and "Local Liquor Store".
lalamommy808 - For submitting a tip on how to raise your sex appeal.
gtasecrets - For submitting a secret.
glenJammin - For submitting a few secrets and an Easter egg.
Murdok1742 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Tanker
Commander".
LJ - For submitting the parked location of the Banshee.
Chris Fugitt - For submitting the location of the speeder.
Marriozsuxs - For submitting an interesting glitch.
rerat - For submitting the locations of the Burrito, Launch and
the Sparrow.
Tom X - For submitting the locations of the Club, Glendale, Police
Maverick, Sadler, Skimmer, Squalo, Tropic and an Easter
Egg.
MrHurcules - For submitting a few Easter Eggs.
Aziz Strife 7777 - For submitting a tip.
dark_gta - For correcting a mistake I made with Flight School.
j8151 - For submitting the location of the Virgo.
popcornjack - For submitting several secrets.
ihmhi - For submitting a lot of information for several sections.
MVI - For submitting several secrets.
fjl - For submitting a tip on how to take down police heli-
copters.
Daniel Newland - For submitting a high score for the Beefy Baron challenge.
SU Animal 5 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Sweet's Girl".
Skylad - For submitting a glitch.
Sherry - For submitting several vanity plates, and the locations of
the Freight, Intruder, Landstalker, Lowrider Bike, Manana,
News Chopper, Rumpo, Tampa, and Berkeley's RC Van.
Henry - For submitting a high score for the Beefy Baron challenge.
esa.hakkinen - For submitting a secret.
Crash_test200 - For correcting a mistake I made in the Gangs section and
for submitting the location of the Premier.
kaare_posborg - For submitting a tip for losing your wanted level.
ebayer20 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Management
Issues".
Anonymous Gangster - For submitting an alternate location for the Caddy.
Ninja Moogle - For submitting alternate strategies for "Catalyst", "Gray
Imports", and "High Stakes, Low Rider".
MWill2525 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Robbing Uncle
Sam".
anxem2000 - For submitting an Insane Stunt Bonus trick.
luuduchieu_VN - For submitting a secret about "Black Project".
thom_177 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Wrong Side of
the Tracks".
squadexodus - For submitting a glicth.
ko8346 - For submitting a glitch for "Fender Ketchup".
jegkantrix - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Ice Cold Killa".
David D - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Ice Cold Killa".
Dr. Tornado - For submitting a few tips on street races and challenges.
BenBagOfBones3 - For submitting an easter egg.
Chris Cullen - For submitting a glitch and pointing out a mistake I
made with the directions for how to get a sniper rifle
in Los Santos.
FreeSTYLER - For submitting a tip.
Pappersucks - For submitting a tip.
impulsivefreedom - For submitting a glitch.
Erwin - For submitting a couple of tips.
TJ - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Amphibious
Assault".
apocalypseth6 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Explosive
Situation".
Victor - For submitting a tip on how to max out your weapon skill.
t8746603 - For submitting an alternate strategy for
"Misappropriation".
