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Grand Theft Auto III- Lips 106 Script V.1.0
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Lips 106 Script
Grand Theft Auto III
PlayStation 2
v. 1.0
Username: TekToNik
E-Mail:
[email protected]
Have any questions, suggestions, corrections for this FAQ? E-mail me.
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Version History
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v 1.1 - August 3, 2004 - Fixed Joyride Lyrics, Spell check.
v 1.0 - June 26, 2004 - Fresh Start
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Contents
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A. Lips 106 Script
01........ Introduction - Your Attention Please
02........ Andy's Intro - Hey Folks
03........ Song - Bump to the Music
04........ Announcer - Carser City
05........ Commercial - Pogo the Monkey
06........ Lips 106 Announcers -Ten Minutes of Music Guaranteed...
07........ Commercial - Maibatsu Monstrosity
08........ Announcer - Hey If you want to dance your ass off
09........ Song - Feels Like I can't Take No More
10........ Announcer - Andy's Short hot Mix
11........ Song - Forever
12........ Announcer - Big Bi-monthly Phone in
13........ Song - Pray it Goes Ok?
14........ Announcer - Saturday night Beaver
15........ Song - Grand Theft Auto
16........ Announcer - So there ya go!
17........ Song - Rubber Tip
18........ Lips 106 Commercial - Commercial Radio at It's Best
B. Other Misc. Info
C. Legal Information
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A. Script
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01- Introduction - Your Attention Please
Woman: Your Attention Please!
Announcer: Read our lips.
Woman 2: Yeah
Announcer: The Best Commercials and pop fluff in between
Man: Yes!
Announcer: Lips 106
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02- Andy's Into - Hey Folks
Andy: Hey folks, its Andy, Riding on the Lips 106 airwaves. Today I'm gonna
Play you some sassy ladies from the 70s, 80s and 90s. Here's a Taste for ya.
Song 1: To the Music, to my stereo, to my video (to the Right stuff)
Song 2: All talk, later. You better be-be-better, be-be-be-be-be-be-better.
Song 3: Can we pray, all night, can we make love can we take,
some time to cover up.
Song 4: Yesterday is gone forever, tomorrow will never be here so
live for today.
Song 5: Rush Rush, Ca-tee-ay-yo. Buzz, Buzz, gimme yay-o
Announcer: All your favorite commercials, and great music too!
Man: 'scuse me?
Announcer: You're listening to Lips 106 (106)
Andy: You're tuned to Lips! Hoy, I tell you, don't touch that Radio!
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03- Song - Bump To the Music
Bump To the Music
By: Fatamarse
Written and Produced by: Craig Conner
Vocals by: Nancy Jenkinson
I'm a pop star, in a black car.
I'm meek, voice art. Show 'em my arts.
Feel it, it lets you get higher.
Feel it, it takes you away.
Feel it, and taste my desire.
Let's take a moment.
How can I get it when I know that you want it too,
Know that you want it too.
Let's just say, ahh.
To the Music, to my stereo, to My Video (To the Right Stuff)
To the Right Stuff, to the music, to my video.
Ping pong, ding dong, I sing my song.
Show me a trick. Show me your d*ck
Feel it, it lets you get higher.
Feel it, it takes you away.
Feel it, and taste my desire.
Let's take a moment.
How can I get it when I know that you want it too,
Know that you want it too.
Let's just say, ahh.
To the Music, to my stereo, to My Video (To the Right Stuff)
To the Right Stuff, to the music, to my video.
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04 - Announcer - Carser City
Andy: So I'm sitting here, reading the Liberty Trade. And it says In nearby
Carser City, A good day for law and order as police chief Gary Shaver was
cleared of corruption charges in a controversial decision by the court.
Let's hope those missing witnesses turn up safe and sound.
Announcer: Lips 106
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05- Commercial - Pogo the Monkey
Female Announcer: We've got a new friend for everyone! He's got fur and a tail.
He gets in lots of trouble but he's a bouncy little fellow, cuz he got's
Springs for legs! Pogo the monkey, the best new video game for the family.
Boy: I love you Pogo. You bounce!
Female Announcer: Help Pogo escape from the evil research laboratory,
where the Mean old scientist genetically altered him. Uh Oh, the
Pharmaceutical Scientists Are gonna get you Pogo!
Boy: Here you go Pogo! Have a Gold Coin!
Female Announcer: Good thing Pogo has a Banana Cannon. Those nasty scientists
Deserve to die. Now get the Shampoo manufacturers before they squirt it in
Your eye!
Boy: Here you go Pogo, have a Diamond!
Female Announcer: You'll guide Pogo through tons of fun adventures. Including
Saving Timmy who fell down the well!
Timmy: Help!
Boy: Here you go Pogo, have a big Watch!
Female announcer: Rescue that cat out of the tree with your Banana Cannon Pogo!
Boy: Here you Pogo, have a fast car!
Female Announcer: And Help Pogo to his final mission, to storm the white house
With his friends and become president of the United States. Pogo the Monkey is
The game kids are sure to stare at for hours! Everyone loves Pogo! Idiot Gamer
Called pogo "The Best Springing Simian Game since Bouncing Bananas!" Buy the
Game Pogo the Monkey Today! Right pogo? And coming soon...Pogo the Monkey card
Game, Pogo the Monkey plastic dolls, Pogo the Monkey quilt covers and Pogo the
Monkey car covers. For the dad who has everything, why not a Pogo the Monkey
Tie and Italian sports jacket, for the lady in your life why not Pogo the
Monkey chocolates and hygiene products: “So she smells like a real monkey”.
And for kids a life size living springing breathing monkey, all available at
pogothemonkey.com
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06- Lips 106 Announcer- Ten Minutes of Music
Announcer: Now (now), Ten Minutes of Music Guaranteed... As soon as you wait
Through another nine minutes of messages from our sponsors. Lips 106.
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07- Commercial - Maibatsu Monstrosity
Man: I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on
the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that could seat 12 and
is equipped to drive across Arctic Tundra! It just makes me feel better.
Woman: The New Maibatsu Monstrosity! Mine is bigger.
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08- Announcer - Hey if you want to dance your ass off.
Lips 106 Announcer: L, I, P, S, 1, 0, 6. Commercial radio at its best, and
Proud of it. Lips 106.
Andy: Hey this weekend, if you want to dance your ass off, check out Sex Club
Seven, for some steamy hot trance music. And that's in the Red Light District.
If jazz is your bag, there's an all night jazz feast at Luigi's bar. And
That’s also in the Red light district.
Lips 106 Announcer: Lips 106
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09- Song - Feels Like I can't take no More
By: April's In Paris
Written and produced by: Craig Conner
Vocals by: Paul Mackie, Craig Conner.
Guitars written and preformed by: Allan Walker
Feels like my Insides have cut out again.
Don't tug our land life but just don't fit in
So I...
Guess I,
Should tell you now
Guess I,
Can play it down.
Don’t you watch the lead they tell ya
Guess I,
Can burn you down.
Guess I,
Can tell you now that I can last than ordinary
Didn't every word I say come true? (True true true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it you. (You you you)
Living black kind of filled me too (too too too)
How bout you?
Feels Like I just can't take no more.
(Always happens at my Door)
Feels Like I just can't take no more.
(Honestly I hit the floor)
I said too much but I'll say it again.
What do collide when more tills are filled?
I guess I,
Was meant to cut
Guess I,
Should keep it shut.
Guess I've had that one too many
I guess I,
Could write it down
Guess I,
Could shout it out.
There's a twist in every story.
Didn't every word I say come true? (True true true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it you. (You you you)
Living black kind of filled me too (too too too)
How bout you?
Feels Like I just can't take no more.
(Always happens at my Door)
Feels Like I just can't take no more.
(Honestly I hit the floor)
Feels Like I just can't take no more.
(Always happens at my Door)
Feels Like I just can't take no more.
(Honestly I hit the floor)
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10- Announcer - Short Hot Mix
Andy: Welcome back, this is Andy. Playing all the best music on THE Lips 106
Expressway to hot music. Coming up next, It's Andy's short hot Mix, when we
Play one record back to back. Remember Lips 106 is home to that short hot
mix. Cuz we believe music should be short... and hot.
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11- Song - Forever
By: Lucy
Written and Produced by Stuart Ross
Vocals By: Anne Sommerville
(ahh..ahh..)
Yesterday is gone forever.
Tommorow will never be here so live for today
(..ahh..)
The days they come and go so fast
You sometimes wonder how long they are going to last
(..ahh..)
(..ahhh...aahh...)
Forever
(..ahhh...aahh...)
Wasting time and you would see.
How you can lose the precious time
So did to me.
(aahh..)
Yesterday is gone forever,
Tomorrow will never be here.
So live for today
(..ahh..)
Announcer: Lips 106
Everyday is a beautiful day!
Don't waste your time doing things you don't like to do.
(..aahh..)
Everyday is a beautiful day!
Don't waste your time doing things you don't like to do.
(..aahh..)
(..ahh...aahh...aahh..aahh..)
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12- Announcer - Big Bi-Monthly Phone In
Andy: Wasn't that just great? Next week we got our big bi-monthly phone in,
When you get the chance to win a meal for two at a fast food outlet of your
Choice.. As long as you choose one of your competition sponsors
Announcer: Finally... Pop (pop pop pop) music got a new voice
Woman: Hello.
Announcer: Welcome to Lips 106.
Andy: Hey this is Andy on the Lips 106 Wheels of Steel! I wonder if these
CD's are steel? Today, It's all about the music. Next up we got Boyz 2 Girlz
and this track is called Pray it Goes OK.
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13- Song - Pray It Goes OK
By: Boyz 2 Girlz
Written and produced by: Craig Conner
Vocals by: Raff Corrilla and Craig Conner
Been to Central Rockford lately,
Watched the sun go down.
Watched the sun go down was like a rainy day.
Feel the weight the distance cover,
All the good time crowd
Shame we did it now, I'm handing in my gun
Cuz lately
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
I've had enough,
It's True
Can we pray all night, can we make love?
Can we take some time to cover up on our love?
All right, but I got stuff to explain to you.
Can we pray all night, can we make love?
Can we take some time to cover up on our love?
All right, but I got stuff to explain to you.
Announcer: 106
Got to think about the vicitms,
that we took for long.
Did they come undone or are they overused.
Heart is sorry as some something
Whatchu think I've done?
Taken by the one
The one that makes you feel
Or frankly...
I had enough.
I've had enough.
I've had enough,
It's True
Can we pray all night, can we make love?
Can we take some time to cover up on our love?
All right, but I got stuff to explain to you.
Can we pray all night, can we make love?
Can we take some time to cover up on our love?
All right, but I got stuff to explain to you.
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14- Announcer - Saturday Night Beaver
Andy: I never get tired of boy bands. If you like checking out classical
Musicals, head down to Bedford Point where you can see Fanny: Saturday Night
Beaver. I saw Saturday night Beaver and did you know those little fellows,
They never take a break! They just disco dance, and dam build, its crazy!
Announcer: Disposable music for a disposable world
Man: Glad you can join us.
Announcer: You're locked on Lips 106
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15- Grand Theft Auto / Joyride
By: Da Shootaz
Written and Produced by: Craig Conner
Vocals by: Robert de Negro.
(Thank you to CK For the Correct Lyrics)
Hotel, downtown, speeding all around
An AK47 got the power in its barrel to move any mother that gets in my way,
Just another power machine on the freeway
Riding with me is my MC homeboy,
Knowing the rules aint part of his program,
Finding the right way around this map,
Might be pretty hard cuz he's <lips> on crack
(G) - Grand Theft Auto
You gotta make a mark and move where you ought to,
(T) - Theft
Determination to steal what you can and run from the nation,
(A) - Hey what d'ya say
We automate the sequence and speed for my getaway
Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide,
And call up the boy; let’s go for a joyride
Let's go for a joyride
Stop the violence from the police
you know my dad used to say but now he's deceased,
He got caught in a jam, threw in the can
When the cops from Brooklyn said he killed another man
Seek knowledge was my main game,
To think about the law,
To figure out the frame,
Just when I thought I knew justice,
A cop behind me said 'You just been busted'
NYPD: N. Y. P. D.
LAPD: L. A. P. D.
SFPD S. F. P. D.
Announcer: "106"
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16- Announcer - So there ya go
Announcer: You're listening to Lips 106 (106)
Andy: So, there ya go!
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17 - Song - Rubber Tip
By: Funky Bjs
Written and preformed by: Stuart Ross
*This is an instrumental song and therefore it has no lyrics.*
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18- Announcer - Lips 106
Announcer: L, I, P, S, 1, 0, 6. Commercial Radio at it's best!
And proud of it. Lips 106.
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B. Other Misc. Information
1- Lips 106 is Located on Staunton Island and is NOT owned by Love Media
2- Even though there is a Maibatsu Monstrosity commercial..
There is no Actual Car in the game.
3- I know some lyrics are wrong so if you know the CORRECT lyrics please
Contact me
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C. Legal information
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