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Flash FM Script
Author - ElementX
E-mail -
[email protected]
YIM: dustytitanium
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Contents:
1. Introduction
2. Legal Info
3. Updates
4. Script
a - Toni
b - Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart
c - Toni
d - Sissy Sprits (commercial)
e - The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
f - Aneka - Japanese Boy
g - Toni
h - Degenatron (commercial)
i - Toni tells a story about 'old' people
j - Talk Talk - Life's what you make it
k - Toni
l - The Outfield - Your Love
m - Blox (commercial)
n - Laura Ingalls Wilder
o - Joe Jackson - Stepping out
p - Toni
q - Toni
r - The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another
s - Toni
t - Giggle cream (commercial)
u - Toni
v - Lionel Richie - Running With The Night
w - Toni
x - Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch
y - Toni - Flash fantasy giveaway
z - Rusty Browns ring donuts (commercial)
aa - Knife after dark (commercial)
bb - Toni
cc - Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
dd - Toni
ee - Toni
ff - Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
gg - Toni
hh - Laura Branigan - Self Control
ii - Toni
jj - Complete the look (commercial)
kk - Synth & Son (commercial)
ll - Toni
mm - Go West - Call Me
nn - Toni - Musty Pines
oo - Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain)
pp - Toni
qq - Just the five of us (commercial)
rr - Toni - Compact disc
ss - Bryan Adams - Run To You
tt - Toni
uu - Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds
5. Contact
6. Credits
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1. Introduction
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Ok, this' the first guide I've written for GameFAQs.. or anywhere for that
matter. I'm 17 and I've had Vice City for about a month now (since just before
xmas). I finally finished Vice City a few days ago so I decided to write a
script for Flash FM, cause.. It's a great station. Plus I have nothing better
to do with my time. Enjoy.
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2. Legal Information
=====================
Copyright 2003 ElementX
Grand Theft Auto: Vice city Is copyright of Rockstar games and Rockstar north.
This may not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web
site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation
of copyright.
All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their
respective trademark and copyright holders.
This script may only be posted on:
GameFAQs.com
videogamingforums.com
Neoseeker.com
if you would like to use this guide on your site please e-mail me at
[email protected] to ask for permission.
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3. Updates
==========
21/1/03 - Just fixed some errors
25/1/03 - I changed the chorus for Wang Chung's 'dance hall days' I was told it
was wrong. thanks to BKelly
10/4/03 - Been along time since an update. Just corrected an error (I deleted
the e-mail from the person who pointed it out, sorry, if you send me
another e-mail i'll add your name) Just changed some legal info,
added Neoseeker, blah blah..
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4. Script
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a)
Toni: Yoo-hoo it's Toni right here on Flash, your hot source for hot flashy
hits. When these guys are done with me I'd walk like an Egyptian.. Or a
Cowboy.
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Announcer: Flash FM
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b) Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart //
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Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you and that's the only way
Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Say you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before
Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he’s dancin' one and only
You - lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
After my own decision
They confused me so - Owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap - Owner of a lonely heart
And don't you hesitate at all - no no
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart...
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c)
Toni: Wooooooww! It's Flash FM. I like ya huge and Flashy.. Flashy flashy..
Flash flash. Hmm.. It's Flash FM.
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d) Sissy Sprits commercial //
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Singing: higher..!
Man: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look great is to
have great hair. Thats great.
Singing: Take your hair higher! Take your hair to the limits!
Man: Use Sissy Sprits when your clubbing or sticking your head out of a stretch
limo sunroof you want to know your hair is performing to the limits.
Singing: Higher! Gonna get higher than the sky!
Man: With Sissy Sprits, its hair for the future not the past. When you have
great hair people know you're a winner.
Singing: ..Gonna fly on my own hair tonight!
Man: Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart
palpitations and nose bleeds but your hair will be great.
----------
Announcer: Crazy people love to Flash
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e) The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star //
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I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty-Two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a oh
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember how the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh
You were the first one
Oh-a oh
You were the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
You are a radio star..
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Announcer: Flash FM..
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f) Aneka - Japanese Boy //
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He said that he loved me
never would go
oh oh
oh oh
Now I find I'm sitting here on my own
oh oh
oh oh
Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run?
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home
Mister
can you tell me where my love has gone?
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh
my Japanese boy
ooh
I miss my Japanese boy
People ask about him every day
oh oh
oh oh
Don't know what to tell them
what can I say? Oh oh
oh
If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation
that's all
It would stop me climbing the wall
It's breaking up the happy home
Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run?
Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up once morning and my love was gone
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g)
Toni: Now thats what I call a record for young people. I mean, don't you just
hate old people who try to be trendy? I mean isn't it just the worst
thing imaginable? I'll give you a story about that after this..
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h) Degenatron commercial //
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Man: Are ya tired of dad?
Boy: Dad, no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!
Man: Are ya tired of mom?
Mom: Hi angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?
Boy: Nooo!
Background: Degenatron!
Man: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys
offering to show you puppies.
Kids: Awesome!
Man: The degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the Arcade.
Kids: Excellent!
Background: Degenatron!
Man: The degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender
of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red
square.
Kids: Cool!
Man: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your
red square monkey.
Kids: That's rad!
Man: And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious
red square.
Kids: Wow!
Man: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take
quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on
Fridays.
Background: Degenatron!
Man: Degenatron, fighting the evil of boredom.
Kids: I'll never go to school again!
Background: Degenatron!
----------
(Music plays)
Announcer: Like a creature of the night. It's Flash FM.
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i)
Toni: What was I saying? Oh.. oh yeah yeah yeah, old people. Go back where you
came from. I was at this party the other night, where a really famous
British band - now I can't say who, but lets just say that hair spray and
Sissy Sprits were definitely an attendance. So right, there was this old
cow. I mean she was OLD! Must have been like 30. At least. Which is what,
100 in cow years. At any rate, she was really annoying the band, by
throwing herself at them. I mean.. GEEZ! By the time I’m thirty I’d be
doing something REALLY important.
-----------------------------------------
j) Talk Talk - Life's what you make it //
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Baby, life's what you make it
Can't escape it
Baby, yesterday's favourite
Don't you hate it
Baby, life's what you make it
Don't back date it
Baby, don't try to shade it
Beauty is naked
Baby, Life's what you make it
Celebrate it
Anticipate it
Yesterday's faded
Nothing can change it
Life's what you make it
----------
k)
Toni: Ya know, I just love pop music. I really do, It's what makes us different
from hippies.. Other than the long hair and the smell.
(music plays in background) and Sissy sprits of course. You've gotta be
careful with that stuff. I was dancing with my lighter and my hair went
up like a Christmas tree.
------------------------------
l) The Outfield - Your Love //
------------------------------
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No-one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night we'll keep it under cover
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we've been all alone
I can't hide the way I'm feelin'
As you leave me please would you close the door
and forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Lose your love Lose your love
Lose your love
---------------------
m) Blox commercial //
---------------------
(Man screaming)
Man: Germs are running scared.
Last Year communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over
25 million people. Your home much like America is constantly under attack
from germs. And we all know what germs cause; Dyslexia and Leprosy. Thank
goodness there's blox.
Man: Blox sends germs running like refugees, just add a few tablespoons to your
childs bath, and put them in the tub. (Child starts crying) Presto! That
tingly sensation is germs dying. Now your child has rosy red skin and is
100% germ free. Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask
difficult questions about reproduction. It's even great for Rover's
breath. (Dog starts whining) Now we sleep peacefully, free from germs.
Blox is endorsed by the society for cleaner America. It uses a patented
formula produced by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available
for use in the home.
Chanting in background: Blox Blox Blox Blox!
Man: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indiscriminately.
--------------------------
n) Laura Ingalls Wilder //
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Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be
reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs:
They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man.
They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them
with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show
any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a
teacher or a policeman immediately.
----------
Announcer: Flash FM. We tell you what's good. Then we pl(Strange noises)ay it
'til you like it.
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o) Joe Jackson - Stepping out //
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Now
The mist across the window hides the lines
But nothing hides the colour of the lights that shine
Electricity so fine
Look and dry your eyes
We
So tired of all the darkness in our lives
With no more angry words to say
Can come alive
Get into a car and drive
To the other side
Me babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light
You babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light
We
Are young but getting old before our time
We'll leave the T.V. and the radio behind
Don't you wonder what we'll find
Steppin out tonight
You
Can dress in pink and blue just like a child
And in a yellow taxi turn to me and smile
We'll be there in just a while
If you follow me
Me babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light
You babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light
----------
p)
Toni: This' Toni and you're on Flash, where we play nothing but the best pop
music, all day, every day until the end of time. Which could be tomorrow,
so live like it's forever, today.
----------
Announcer: Commercials; Bad, Music; good. Flash FM, now with zero commercials.
Please help support Flash FM. Send your donations today.
----------
q)
Toni: Lets have another record, you're on Flash and I'm flashing ya baby..
The girls are out.
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r) The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another //
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The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
You've got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why don't they
Do what they say, say what you mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another.
The impression that you sell
Passes in and out like a scent
But the long face that you see comes from living close
To your fears
If this is up then I'm up but you're running out of sight
You've seen your name on the walls
And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
You run for cover and there's heat, why don't they:
Do what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another
One thing leads to another
Then it's easy to believe
Somebody's been lying to me
But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
I know you've been lying to me
It's getting rough, off the cuff I've got to say enough's enough
Bigger the harder he falls
But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat
You runs for cover in the heat why don't they
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s)
Toni: What a band, What a song. We're gonna take a break. Don't go away, don't
go anywhere. If you're leaving the house, stay at home and listen to more
Flash.
----------
Announcer: If it's popular, we do it. Flash FM, totally awesome.
-----------------------------
t) Giggle cream commercial //
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Singers: Gi-gi gi-gi Giggle Cream! Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
wa-wa That's the sound I love
Man: Stop the morning, you make my night
Female: With Giggle Cream with everything, you make life bright
Man: Getting tired of my faith, laughing and getting high
Female: With giggle cream, get the feeling, and what's more fun
than that?
Singers: Gi-gi-gi-gi-gi With giggle Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
wa-wa That's the sound I love
Man: Giggle cream! it makes desert funny!
----------
u)
(Music plays)
Toni: Welcome back to Flash FM. I'm Toni and this' the number one station in
south of Florida, from the beach all the way up to the swamps. We only
play the hits because thats what you like best.
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v) Lionel Richie - Running With The Night //
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The heart of the city street was beating
Light from the neons turned the dark to day
We were too hot to think of sleeping
We had to get out before the magic got away
We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and I,
'til the morning light
We were running,
running with the night
You were looking so good girl,
heads were turning
You and me on the town ooh,
we let it all hang out
The fire was in us,
we were burning
We were gonna go all the way and we never had a doubt
We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and I, 'til the morning light
We were running,
running with the night
We were so in love you and me
On the boulevard wild and free
Giving all we got, we laid it down
Taking every shot, we took the town
We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and I, girl it was so right, so right
We were running
Oh
running with the night
----------
Announcer: If you have acne, you'll love Flash. Flash FM (echoes)
----------
w)
Toni: ..Show me what you got (giggles)
----------
Announcer: If nobody understands you, we do. Flash FM, music for the me
generation.
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x) Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch //
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Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
Waking up to fantasy
The shates all around aren't the colours we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around
Reaching out for something to hold
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
Manic moves and drowsy dreams
Or living in the middle between the two extremes
Smoking guns hot to the touch
Would cool down if we didn't use them so much
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Too much
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y)
Toni: Remember to listen all day like, even when your sleeping. We're gonna be
giving away the Flash fantasy giveaway. Where you and a stranger will fly
to see a concert in Idaho or Nebraska or.. Indiana.. oh who pays
attention to the mid-west anyway.
--------------------------------------------
z) Rusty Browns ring donuts commercial //
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Male: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's Ring Donut?
Male #2: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then trust my tounge in
the middle.
Female: I like to munch it vigourously.
Male #3: I just love the batter. All over my face.
Male #4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.
Female: Oh my god, it's so good.
Male #5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street.
Male: When you go Downtown, make sure you enjoy Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.
----------
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aa) Knife after dark commercial //
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Man: He was just the boy next door.
Old Man: Well hello there Danny! I didn’t know it was hockey season.
Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!?
Man: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife
After Dark rated R for Retarded.
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bb)
Toni: Hey listen up now, this one goes out to the team at Rusty Browns ring
donuts. Here's another track fresh out of the oven.. Fresh outta my
oven. Here's some Wang Chung for you boys.
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cc) Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days //
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Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high handstand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel
We were so in phase
in our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
Dance hall days love
Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
And take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears
We were so in phase
in our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
We were so in phase
in our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love...
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Toni: Flash
----------
Announcer: Flash FM
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dd)
Toni: I love to get Flashed.
The real action is right here baby on Flash with me, Toni, the hottest
thing to hit the radio since.. music.
----------
Announcer: Now if it's totally tubular, rad or awesome. It's on Flash FM.
----------
ee)
Toni: Here's a record thats been number one..heh.. for as long as we say so.
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ff) Michael Jackson - Billie Jean //
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She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law Was On Her Side
But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
(Do Think Twice)
She Told My Baby That's A Threat
As She Looked At Me
Then Showed A Photo Of A Baby Cries
Eyes Would Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
She Says I Am The One
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover..
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gg)
Toni: That was hot like leather seats on a 100 degree day.
That's fahrenheight, not Celsius. But it is BOILING IN HERE! I'm taking
it off to this next track. It is hot baby.
You know what it takes to make a great record and so does Laura Branigan.
------------------------------------
hh) Laura Branigan - Self Control //
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Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
In the night, no control
Through the wall something's breaking
Wearing white as you're walkin'
Down the street of my soul
You take my self, you take my self control
You got me livin' only for the night
Before the morning comes, the story's told
You take my self, you take my self control
Another night, another day goes by
I never stop myself to wonder why
You help me to forget to play my role
You take my self, you take my self control
I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never comes
A safe night, I'm living in the forest of my dream
I know the night is not as it would seem
I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it
That this night will never go
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never knows
A safe night, I'm living in the forest of a dream
I know the night is not as it would seem
I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it
That this night will never go
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You take my self, you take my self control..
----------
ii)
Toni: It's a little self control, you show me yours I'll show you mine, It's
Flash FM.
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jj) Complete the look commercial //
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Male: 65 bracelets. Dirty street trash clothing. Something missing?
Female: Complete the look!
Male: Complete the look with a single hand fingerless lacey glove at Vice
City’s one stop shop for people who know underwear should be worn on the
outside.
Female: Wow! You look trendy!
Male: Complete the look
Female: Complete the look!
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kk) Synth & Son //
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Male: We have some sad news for you, Rock & Roll is dead, and pop is
in! Why not discover the excitement of the science of music yourself, and
Synths & Son the home of keyboards! Thanks to the science of music, you
don't need musical talent to make great music. Just listen (makes sound)
I created that, just by pressing a button. Synthesizers are the new
way! Why work hard on difficult compositions, when a machine can make
music better than you've ever dreamed of? You'll be the hit of the party!
It's perfect for in-restaurant entertainment, cover bands and funerals.
Make fuse funky, and death marches danceable! It's the science of music
at Synth & Son. Remember - you don't know your a great musician, until
you try!
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ll)
Toni: Toni here feeling fine going double time thats my rhyme. Sticks and
stones may break my bones but when you go west, you gotta call me.
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mm) Go West - Call Me //
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Face to face
My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...
Call me, call me
No time to hesitate, we must communicate
Call me, call me
Won't you call this number now
Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...
Call me, call me
No time to hesitate, we must communicate
Call me, call me
Won't you call this number now
Worlds apart, we are worlds apart
Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself
Call me, call me
No time to hesitate, we must communicate
Call me, call me
Won't you call this number now
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nn)
Toni: Flash FM. If it's number one your gonna hear it all day baby!
God that is so totally awesome. Someone just called in asking me if this
was Musty Pines and I'm like.. For Sure. These songs never get old. Heres
one for the high school prom.
Gag me with a spoon, and I mean that in a good way.
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oo) Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) //
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Playing in the dirt
We find the seeds of doubt
Don't water them with your tears
Don't think about all the years
You'd rather be without
Eden let's me in
I find the seeds of love
And climb upon the highwire
I kiss and tell all my fears
Falling down the mountain
End up kissing dirt
Look a little closer
Sometimes it wouldn't hurt
Playing in the dirt
We find the seeds of fun
And we scream like alleycats
Tearing down what we attack
To prove that we are one
Cutting through the night
And we find the seeds of lust
And loose our minds on one intent
These passions never seem to end
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pp)
Toni: Man, I just caught a glimpse of myself and my hair looks damn good. I'm
going Sissy Sprits more often. Look at me go.
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Announcer: Flash FM
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qq) Just the Five of us commercial //
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Speaker: This Friday night it's the incredible sitcom that's captured America's
hearts and given the whole country a new catchphrase.
Timmy: But I'm 42!
Speaker: Just the Five of Us! After a mix up at the adoption agency the
Chesterfields came home with three zany new houseguests.
Dad: Timmy, tidy your room and go to bed.
Jimmy: I'm so sick of this! I keep telling you I've got a rare disease. I look
12 but I'm a 42-year-old investment banker. I wanna go out and get laid.
Dad: Oh yeah and I'm Santa Claus. Now tidy your room.
Timmy: Asshole!
Dad: Shawn, our posh suburban home must be a welcome change from that alley
you were sleeping in.
Shawn: I really enjoy living here but there's not enough booze.
Speaker: It's the funniest most touching half-hour on television.
Dad: Charlotte, what's that smell?
Charlotte: I set the couch on fire again.
Shawn: Here I can help you with that.
Speaker: And this week it’s a very special Just the Five of Us where an
attractive blonde lady tries to steal Timmy away.
Timmy: Now you're talkin!
Speaker: Just the Five of Us, Friday nights on VNC!
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rr)
(Music Plays)
Toni: Alright alright, call your parents call your mother call in sick to work.
I have a special treat for you. I'm telling you this ones on compact
disc, compact disc! Have you seen these things, they're in stores now.
I'm telling ya it's gonna knock your socks off. It's like a record only
it's played by lasers that won't skip. WOW!
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ss) Bryan Adams - Run To You //
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She says her love for me could never die
But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I
Oh, but her love is cold
It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause...
When it gets too much
I need to feel your touch
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you
She's got a heart of gold she'd never let me down
But you're the one that always turns me on
You keep me comin' 'round
I know her love is true
But it's so damn easy makin' love to you
I got my mind made up
I need to feel your touch
I'm gonna run to you
Ya, I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night
I'm gonna run to you
Ya, I'm gonna run to you
Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you
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Announcer: Before Flash FM, your miserable insignificant little life was
laughable (people laughing). Now that you've found Flash FM notice
you've suddenly become more popular. Suddenly everyone wants to hang
out with you. Flash FM, you owe us your livelihood.
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tt)
Toni: This one is really good and I'm not receiving any special treatment or
action on the tour bus to say that.
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uu) Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds //
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I used to think she was the greatest thing
I really cared, gave her a diamond ring
She said she'd rather die than ever leave me
Well I never saw her face since then
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds
She must be somewhere on the open road
She always said she was a lonely one
She gets you down with her tales of woe
She took me for everything
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds
I looked around I climbed up high into the dawn
But she was gone with the night
I thought about the things she said
And all the things we'd done
But where could she run, she ran away
There's just no answer to give
I keep wonderin' about her, day and night
She probably thinks I was a fool, she's right
She don't know it
But I'm gonna keep on searchin' for that woman
I'm gonna search everywhere
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds
I still hear her callin' out to me,
I still listen for her endlessly
But it never even crossed my mind she was a cheater
I gotta find where she hides
'Cause if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds
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5. Contact
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I know some of the information above may have things left out or
incorrect, if so, please e-mail me at
[email protected] so they can be
corrected. You can also e-mail me if you have any questions or feedback
regarding this FAQ.
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6. Credits
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Special Thanks to GameFAQs for posting this.
Thanks to my brother for helping me out with some of the script.
Thanks to Maria Chambers (DJ Toni) for, well.. duh.
Thanks to Heather and BKelly for pointing out (an) error(s)
And of course Thanks to Rockstar games for making a great game.
