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Grand Theft Auto Vice City : Fever 105 Script
By Wesker
[email protected]
Version 1.04 (Completed)
Last Updated 10/14/2004
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Updates
0.99 Most of FAQ completed all DJ scripts finished only two songs remain to
have the lyrics written. Get Down Saturday Night and Act Like You Know.
1.00 Faq completed two songs lyrics written.
1.02 Special Thanks to Yudy for pointing out a table of contents error where
contents that were missing needed to be added a pain for me since I had
to change every letter :) but thanks nonetheless. Also grammatical errors
were corrected in the script itself.
1.03 Giggle Cream commercial spelling revised thanks to KawaiiNeko.
1.04 Spelling Error corrected thanks to A.M.S.siva Ganesh Maharajan.
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Contents:
1. Introduction
2. Script
A. DJ Introduction
B. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On
C. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
D. Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know
E. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
F. Rusty Browns Donut Commercial
G. Oliver Cheetam - Get Down Saturday Night
H. Fever Commercial
I. Dileo and Furax Law Firm Commercial
J. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
K. The Pointer Sisters - Automatic
L. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
M. Fever 105 Commercial
N. Rene and Angela - I'll Be Good
O. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
P. Fever 105 Commercial
Q. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long
R. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
S. Fever 105 Commercial
T. BJ's Used Autos Commercial
U. Fever 105 Commercial
V. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
W. Rick James - Ghetto Life
X. Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
Y. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
Z. Fever 105 Commercial
AA. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame
AB. Fever 105 Commercial
AC. Giggle Cream Commercial
AD. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
AE. Teena Marie - Behind The Groove
AF. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
AG. Fever 105 Commercial
AH. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
AI. Mtume - Juicy Fruit
AJ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
AK. Kool And The Gang - Summer Madness
AL. Fever 105 Commerical
AM. Farewell Ranch Commercial
AN. Fever 105 Commerical
AO. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
AP. In Deep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
AQ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
AR. Fever 105 Commerical
3. Conclusion
4. Legal Stuff
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Introduction
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Well basically I one day really wanted to write something for GTA Vice City I
looked for a script since I have lots of experience in them and wanted to do an
easy one for a change unlike my Halo one which took like a week at ten hours a
day. I could do to no avail or so I thought. When I searched through all the
scripts already done I neglected to notice Fever 105 doesn't have one there
was a person trying to make a FAQ for all of them into one but abandoned it
and never completed Fever 105. I was on the forums and someone said that there
we no script for it so here it is :) I recorded the station directly from the
game and encoded it into an MP3 and played it back so I could listen to the
music and the DJ's over and over just to make sure I typed what they were
saying right.
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A. DJ Introduction
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Commercial Voice: You thought that man was the Don but he gave you the fever.
Male Voice: Fever 105.
DJ Biscuit: Welcome back to Fever 105, Vice City's soul paradise with me
manning the wheels of steel. (Long Pause)
DJ Biscuit: Get yourself some tea and me. (Pause) And if your listening out
there Chevan you best let old Ladykiller out of the dog house. (Pause) Cause
he's ready to freak on your squeak box baby.
Commercial Voice: F-F-F-Fever
Male Commercial Voice: You got the Fever.
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B. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On
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And the beat goes on
Just like my love everlasting
And the beat goes on
Still moving strong on and on
Do you ever wonder
That to win, somebody's got to lose
I might as well get over the blues
Just like fishing in the ocean
There'll always be someone new
You did me wrong 'cos I've been through stormy weather.
And the beat goes on
Just like my love everlasting
And the beat goes on you'd better believe it
Still moving strong on and on
Don't stop for nobody
This time I'll keep my feet on solid ground
Now I understand myself when I'm down
Like the sweet sound of hip music
There'll always be something new
To keep the tables turning
Hey this super song
There'll never be an ending
And the beat goes on
Just like my love everlasting
And the beat goes on
Still moving strong on and on (the beat goes on) on, ...
Get down playing that fee, sure the beat is real
The beat goes on
And the beat goes on, ...
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C. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: Don't put yourself down baby your listening to the Ladykiller here
on Fever. The home of modern Disco and Soul here in Vice City paradise on
earth. Hot tubs and fine meal and a spot of relaxation you dig? Old Ladykiller
gotta rest up you go guys carry on partyin.
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D. Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know
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Yeah you wanna know
Act just like
Act just like you know
Whoa you just aughta know
Yeah
When your feeling down and low and you need a place to go
Ohhhhhhhh
Just pick up your shoes and go to the hottest place you know
Ohhhhhhhh
When you can free your mind and have a good time just step right up
Hurry Hurry Hurry
To the fired line
Act like you know
This is your way to shine
Act like you know
Theres only stars in the fired line
Act like you know
Where the bouts are real
Act like you know
Start kickin' up your heels
Yea
You wanna know
Well Well Well
The fashion here is dressed to kill so if you dare put on your dancing wales
Yeaheahhhhh
And you find yourself under a spot that'll make you hard to try
So if you move in time and your feelin' fine just step right up
Hurry Hurry Hurry
To the fired line
Act like you know
This is your way to shine
Act like you know
Theres only stars in the fired line
Act like you know
Where the bouts are real
Act like you know
Start kicking up your heels
Yeah
You wanna know
Well Well Well
Act just like you know
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E. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: Welcome back to Fever with me Oliver Biscuit the Ladykiller lets
take your temperature oh baby your freezing. Remember its Saturday night
every night with the Ladykiller you can apologize in the morning.
Commercial Voice: F-F-F-Fever 105.
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F. Rusty Browns Donut Commercial
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Male Announcer: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Browns Ring Donut?
Man: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue
in the middle.
Man 2: I like to munch it vigorously.
Man 3: I just love the batter all over my face.
Man 4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Browns ring donuts.
Woman: Oh my god it's so good.
Man 5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around Fifth Street.
Male Announcer: When you go downtown make sure you enjoy Rusty Browns ring
donuts.
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G. Oliver Cheetham - Get Down Saturday Night
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Get down this saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
Get down this saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday morning
Friday in the eve
Housework is calling me but where to begin
Kids are out of school trying to find a plan
Everybodys busy can't wait for the night to begin
Ohhhh yeah
You work all week long
You work your fingers to the bone
Fridays at a leave I can't wait for saturday to begin
Woooooohooooo
I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
Make lovin' till the morning come
I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
Make lovin' till the morning come
I like to party mhmmm
Everybody does
You can wait for the weekend no no
To see what your getting to
But you got to get down down down down down down
Even if you stay at home
Make love and listen to some music
You've got to let your self go go go go go
You work all week long
You work your fingers to the bone
Fridays at a leave yeahhhh I can't wait for saturday to begin
Woooooohooooo
I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
Make lovin' till the morning come
I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
Make lovin' till the morning come
In New York
In Detroit
Hey Hey Heyyyyy
In New York in Detriot even in LA
No no no
Oh no no
I can't wait for saturday to begin
I can't wait for saturday to begin
Whoaaaaa baby
I can't wait for saturday to begin
No no no
Oh no no
I can't wait for saturday to begin
You work whoaaaaall week long
You work your fingers to the bone
Fridays at a leave I can't wait for saturday to begin
Woooohoooo
I can't wait for saturday to begin
Oh whoa whoaooooooa
I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
Make lovin' till the morning come
Some like to party
Some like to dance
Some like to make romance
Some like to smoke
Some like to dope
Whoa whoaoooooooa babe
Some like to drink
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H. Fever 105 Commercial
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Male Announcer: Pounding headache, violent stomach upset, soaring temperature.
Female Announcer: Fever 105 is ill.
Male Announcer: You got the fever.
Female Announcer: It's Hot.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
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I. Dileo and Furax Law Commercial
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Male Announcer: At the law firm of Dileo and Furax we understand that sometimes
life throws you a curveball we help our blue chip clients get their lives
back after circumstances have conspired against them. Just listen.
Previous Client: It was an unfortunate accident what happened to my wife on
that precarious cliff. Dileo and Furax can't bring my wife back but they made
sure I didn't end up in the slammer.
Previous Client 2: I was unfortunate enough to be found with fifteen kilos in
my spare tire. I was so mad at the auto repair shop that sold me that
tire thanks to Dileo and Furax the district attorney saw it that way too.
Previous Client 3: I... I accidentally torched a quickie-mart when my medication
ran out (laughs) Dileo and Furax helped me and the community by ensuring a
healthy settlement from the pharmaceutical company.
Male Announcer: At Dileo and Furax we understand the judicial system and we'll
insure the truth is heard no matter how improbable were not cheap but what
price can you put on truth? Call Dileo and Furax today at 866-974-2333 that's
8669-SHADY. Dileo and Furax accidents happen and we'll prove it.
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J. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: This is the Ladykiller here on Fever and this next record is
Automatic.
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K. The Pointer Sisters - Automatic
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Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground
All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities
Every word I intended to speak
Wind up locked in the circuitry
Chorus:
No way to control it
It's totally automatic
Whenever you're around
I'm walking blindfolded
Completely automatic
All of my systems are down
Down down down
Automatic
Automatic
What is this madness
That makes my motor run
And my legs too weak to stand
I go from sadness
To exhilaration
Like a robot at your command
My hands perspire and shake like a leaf
Up and down goes my temperature
I summon doctors to get some relief
But they tell me there is no cure
They tell me
Chorus
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L. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
DJ Biscuit: How are you all doing out there partying safe? (Pause) Relaxin in
a hot tub with a fox or two kickin back taking it easy gettin your groove on
I've got mine on 24 hours a day ladies that's why I'm the Ladykiller.
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M. Fever 105 Commercial
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Male announcer: I've got the fever baby.
Female announcer: Word to daddy.
Male announcer: Fever 105.
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N. Rene and Angela - I'll Be Good
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I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
Flash, we meet
Passin' in the streets
Words unspoken
Silence unbroken, hey
Just by chance
We fell into romance
The cry of success
Left no room to guess
Oh, no (Oh, no)
Love has knocked us down and scored
We've been twice around the block before
Know the changes you've been through
My promise is to you
I'll be good
Ooh, ooh (Ooh, ooh)
Better than before
You know I'll love you more
I'll be good
Ooh, ooh (Ooh, ooh)
Better than before
You know I'll love you more
I fell in love so quick
I knew that this was it
So much emotion
Made so much devotion
And when we talk
We're never miles apart
Your telephone line
Is tied right to my heart
(Love me, baby)
Your love has knocked me down and scored
(Knock me out, baby)
You may hide and close your door
(Baby, baby)
Open up, I swear it's true
(What you gonna do)
I'll be good {I just wanna be good}
To you (How good)
Better than before (Mmm...)
You know I'll love you more
I'll be good
Will you be good, boy {So good}, so good {Hey}
Better than before
You know I'll love you more
When we talk
We're never miles apart
Telephone line (Telephone line)
Tied straight to my heart
I fell in love so quick
I thought my mind was playin' tricks
One twist of fate
Made it somethin' so great
Let me show you how to live
Stop goin' from town to town
Don't be afraid to give
Time to settle down
When I'm good I'm bad
And when I'm bad I'm better
When I'm at my best
There's no room to guess
I'll be good
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Better than before
You know I'll love you more
I'll be good
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Mmm...ooh
I'll be good
Better than before
Know I'll love you more
Better than before
You know I'll love you more
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
I'll be good...good...good...good...
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O. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Oliver: Now that's a record to get down to whatever get down means to you I
know what it means to me. It means gettin down with some women's puttin on a
little soul on the HI-FI system. Changing into something comfortable like a
velour sweat suit and playin records just like this.
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P. Fever 105 Commercial
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Female Announcer: Fever 105.
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Q. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long
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Hey, boy
Would you meet me on the roof tonight
I got a surprise for you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
Oh, something's got me so excited, baby
A feeling I've been holdin' back so long
You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin'
And boy, I can't wait to get started lovin' you
All night long (All night long)
I've waited for your love to come
Up to the roof to show you the proof
It's you that I love, I love
And now that I can feel you coming closer to me
I'm not running
Boy, may I say
I can't wait to get it on
I'm gonna give it to you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
(I can't wait to love you, baby)
I'm gonna give it to you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
(Ooh...ooh...ooh...)
I'm gonna give it to you
(I've been waiting for you so long, come to me)
I'm gonna give it to you
(Meet me on the rooftop in the night)
I'm gonna give it to you
(Come get my love delight)
Oh, something's got me so delighted, baby
I see your face in everything I do
You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin'
And boy, there is just no way I'll ever get over you
All night long (All night long)
I've waited for your love to come
Up to the roof to show you the proof
It's you that I love, I love
Up on this rooftop I'll be waiting
For your love, anticipating
Hurry up and come
'Cause I can't wait to get it on
I'm gonna give it to you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
(I'm gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give
it to you)
I'm gonna give it to you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
(I can't wait to love you, baby)
I'm gonna give it to you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
(I'm gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give
it to you)
I'm gonna give it to you
All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
(I can't wait to love you, boy)
Ooh...ooh...
I'm gonna give it to you
I'm gonna give it to you
Climb up on the ladder, don't stop
My love's waiting when you reach the top
I'm gonna give it to you
All night long
Climb up on the ladder, honey
What I got is better than money
All night long
Come on up, boy, don't be late
What I got for you won't wait
All night long
Ooh...ooh...
I'm gonna give it to you
Swee dee dee doo doo ya
Twee dee dee doo doo ya
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R. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: We've gotta take a break now ladies your havin a little personal
time with Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit and I'll be right back. When we come back
I'm gonna get freaky why don't you go powder up your nose or somethin I'll be
back.
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S. Fever 105 Commercial
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Male Announcer: Soul music for lovers.
Female Announcer: F-F-F-Fever 105.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
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T. BJ's Used Autos Commercial
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BJ Smith: Hi, I'm BJ Smith tight in for the Vice City mommas and proud
proprietor of BJ's Used Autos. Cars from all over America come to find a new
home in Florida. Just like you I moved here after the draft football uh not
Vietnam even though they do have a lot in common. I noticed there was one
thing missin from this great town a celebrity endorsed used car shop. That's
why I founded BJ's Used Autos. Every one of these beauties is freshly painted
they look brand new we have new models coming in every morning usually around
2 AM. We can get you anything and if you see a car of your dreams tell us we
can acquire it for you. I've takin the skills I've learned as a pro football
player to the used car business snatch, grab, and run like hell. BJ's Used
Autos I'm tackin low prices with high cars.
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U. Fever 105 Commercial
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Female Announcer: Maxin and relaxing baby.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
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V. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: Oh yes, I ain't don't yet baby no way you just you just pack a sack
of lunch.
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W. Rick James - Ghetto Life
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When I was a young boy
Growing up in the ghetto
Hanging out on corners
Singin' with the fellas
Lookin' for the cute chicks
Trying to find a bit of fun
Looking for some trouble
Or anyone who'll give me some
I was young and crazy
In the ghetto
Didn't know what my life would be
In the ghetto
I was dumb and oh so lazy
In the ghetto
Something had a spell on me
In the ghetto
You wanna know what I'm talkin' bout?
Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife
You wanna know what I'm singin' 'bout?
Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife
When I was a young man
Kind of free and fancy
Met this little cute girl
She said her name was Nancy
She had pigtails to her shoulders
She couldn't have been much older
She taught me what I had to know
To make a girl not want to go
She was very kinky
In the ghetto
She laid her pigtails down on me
In the ghetto
And I was feeling oh so sneaky
In the ghetto
I had to see what love could be
In the ghetto
I knew it all along
That my game was strong
But I was wrong that time
I knew I had to pray
And give myself away
Did you think I was man enough?
Yeah
Did you think I was smart enough?
Yeah
Did you think I was strong enough?
Yeah
Did you think I'd work it out?
The Ghetto Life
Sing it to ya, hit it baby baby
Talkin 'bout ghetto life
You got to get on over
Talkin 'bout ghetto life
When I was a young boy
Tenements, slums and corner bums
Playing tag with winos
The only way to have some fun
One thing 'bout the ghetto
You don't have to hurry
It'll be there tommorow
So brother don't you worry
Ghetto Life
Talking 'bout ghetto life
Talking 'bout Ghettoo Liiiiiiiiife
Ghetto Life, baby
Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
Life
Life
Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(Talkin' 'bout ghetto life)iiioooooo la la
la la life
Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
People we got to get over
Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
Talkin' 'bout the life
Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
Life
Where's the place we funk?
Ghetto Land that's the place we funk
The place we like to funk
Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
Say where the place we funk
Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
The place we like to funk
Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
Ho!
The place we like to funk
Ghetto Land, we like to funk
Where the place, we like to funk
Ghetto Land, that's the place
Where we funk from day to day
Ghetto Land Ghetto Land
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X. Michael Jackson - Wannabe Startin' Somethin'
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I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
[1st Verse]
I Took My Baby To The Doctor
With A Fever, But Nothing He Found
By The Time This Hit The Street
They Said She Had A Breakdown
Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin'
Talkin', Squealin', Lyin'
Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
[Chorus]
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
[2nd Verse]
You Love To Pretend That You're Good
When You're Always Up To No Good
You Really Can't Make Him Hate Her
So Your Tongue Became A Razor
Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin'
Treacherous, Cunnin', Declinin'
You Got My Baby Cryin'
[Chorus]
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable
[3rd Verse]
Billie Jean Is Always Talkin'
When Nobody Else Is Talkin'
Tellin' Lies And Rubbin' Shoulders
So They Called Her Mouth A Motor
Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin'
Talkin', Squealin', Spyin'
Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
[Chorus]
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable
[Ad-Lib]
If You Cant Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
Then Don't Have A Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
And Don't Think Maybe (Yeah, Yeah)
If You Can't Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
You'll Be Always Tryin'
To Stop That Child From Cryin'
Hustlin', Stealin', Lyin'
Now Baby's Slowly Dyin'
[Chorus]
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
[Ad-Lib]
Lift Your Head Up High
And Scream Out To The World
I Know I Am Someone
And Let The Truth Unfurl
No One Can Hurt You Now
Because You Know What's True
Yes, I Believe In Me
So You Believe In You
Help Me Sing It, Ma Ma Se,
Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa,
Ma Ma Coo Sa
[Repeat/Fade-Out]
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Y. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: This is Fever 105 you know the Ladykiller came from the ghetto but
ladies
I've made something of myself because I have certain guests. (Pause) And love
of music and I love the women. (Pause) Sometimes when I'm with a woman nothing
works
better than then locking hoops with her fuck. That put me in the mood for
something
special like a sandwich I'm the Ladykiller this is Fever. You best lie down girl
cause we're startin somethin.
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Z. Fever 105 Commercial
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Female Announcer: (Slowly) Fever 1-0-5.
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AA. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame
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Shame
Burning, you keep my whole body yearning
You got me so confused
It's a shame
Sometimes I think I'm going insane
But still I want to stay
Wrapped in your arms
I Is where I want to be
f want to be, want to be
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Shame, ooh
My mother says you're playing a game
And what you do to me is a
Shame
Ooh, gonna love you just the same
Mama just don't understand
Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be
I want to be, want to be
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
I can't get enough, ooh baby
Enough of that magic touch
Love is in my heart
Tearing the rules apart
So, why should I be ashamed
Only love can be to blame
If we lose our love
It's a shame
Ooh, I wouldn't want to live with the pain
Gonna stay forever
Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be
I want to be, want to be
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Only love can be to blame
If we lose our love
It's a shame
Ooh, I wouldn't want to live with the pain
Gonna stay forever
Oh, it's a shame
Shame (etc.)
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AB. Fever 105 Commercial
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Male Announcer: Whether your goin all night long or only for 4 minutes.
Female Announcer: You'd better get that shriveled up thing away from me.
Male Announcer: Your super bad.
Female Announcer: F-F-F-Fever 105.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
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AC. Giggle Cream Commercial
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Male Announcer: Gig Gig Gig Gig Giggle Cream.
Female and Male Announcer (in harmony): Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Waaa.
That's the sound I love.
Male Announcer: Kills lots of brain cells in a funny happy way. It entirely
legal thanks to a loophole by the FDA.
Male Announcer: Whether you're at a family reunion or hanging out before the
show have some Giggle Cream before everything it'll make you talk real low.
Female and Male Announcer (in harmony): Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig. Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig
Gig Gig (Fast) Weheee. Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Waaa.
That's the sound I love.
Male Announcer: Giggle Cream it makes dessert funny.
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AD. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: I'm just puttin my needle into another groove if it starts skippin
don't be trippin.
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AE. Teena Marie - Behind The Groove
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Hey, baby {Oh, yeah}
Let me take you to Xanadu {Where is that?}
Behind the groove {Well, alright}
Hoo...
{Behind the groove}
There's another side inside of you
{Behind the groove}
You can make your wildest dreams come true
So get on up {Behind the groove}
And shake your body {Get behind the groove}
Open up and take the music in {Get behind the groove}
You better get on up {Behind the groove}
Come to the party {Get behind the groove}
Life is waitin' for you to begin
{Behind the groove}
You can dance forever and a day
{Behind the groove}
There is romance just a glance away
Got to move, get behind the groove
Why don't you let your spirit play
Another me and another you
If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh
{Shake your body, shake your body} Ooh
{Shake your body, shake} Come on, I'll take you to Xanadu
{Shake your body, shake your body}
{Shake your body, shake}
{Behind the groove}
You can put away your masquerade
{Behind the groove}
You won't ever have to be afraid
So get on up {Behind the groove}
And shake your body {Get behind the groove}
Open up and take the music in {Get behind the groove}
You better get on up {Behind the groove}
Come to the party {Get behind the groove}
Life is waitin' for you to begin
{Behind the groove}
Open your eyes and see what's in store
{Behind the groove}
I must be the one you're searchin' for
Got to move, get behind the groove
Why don't you let your spirit play
Another me and another you
If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh
{You ought to go with me}
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
Shake
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
Shake (A-la-la-la)
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
Shake (A-la-la-la)
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
Shake (A-la-la-la)
Everybody sing la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Got to move, get behind the groove
Why don't you let your spirit play
Another me and another you
If we make it through to Xanadu, oh...
You can put away your masquerade
You won't ever have to be afraid of me
Open up your eyes and see what is in store
I must the one that you are searching for
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
(There is romance just a glance away) Shake
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
(You can dance forever and a day) Shake
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
(A shake-shake) Shake (Shake)
Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
(Well, sing my tune, just sing, la-la) Shake
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Groove me
Groove me
Groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me
You ought to go with me
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AF. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: Teena Marie Behind the Groove behind my groove is a three hundred
pound love god baby. A love god. (Pause) Take me to Xanadu.
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AG. Fever 105 Commercial
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Male announcer: I've got the Fever baby.
Female Announcer: Word to daddy.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
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AH. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: I know a thing or to about juicy I'm three hundred pounds of juice.
Fry up some
bacon because I'm comin over for breakfast. Here's one you love Juicy Fruit.
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AI. Mtume - Juicy Fruit
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Yeah
(I like it, ooh...ho...)
(I like it, ooh...ho...)
I need it, I need it
Oh, girl
You know very well
What you are
You're my sugar thing
My chocolate star
I've had a few
But not that many
But you're the only love
That gives me good and plenty
Juicy fruit (Juicy)
Juicy (Yeah...eah...eah...hey...)
Juicy fruit (Juicy)
Juicy
Candy rain
Comin' down
Taste you in my mind
And spread you all around
Here I am
Oh, this love's for you
Hey, baby
Sweet as honey dew
Close my eyes
Oh, what fantasy
And you're right here with me
Juicy
Cherry blossom kiss
What you're givin'
Makes my body rock
Keeps me sizzlin'
Do what you want
I don't care
I'll be your lollipop
[You can lick me everywhere]
Juicy fruit (You're so)
Juicy (Juicy)
Juicy fruit (Yeah...hey...hey...hey...hey...)
Juicy
Here I am
This love's for you
Hey, baby
You're sweet as honey dew [Dew]
Close my eyes
Oh, what fantasy
And you're right here with me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Juicy fruit
Juicy
Juicy fruit (Juicy)
Juicy (I like it, I like it)
Juicy fruit (In the morning, oh, babe)
Juicy (Oh...oh...)
Juicy fruit (Candy rain comin' down)
Juicy (Turns me all around)
Juicy fruit (I like it, I like it)
Juicy
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AJ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Oliver: Mmmmmm yeah (Pause) Yeah baby juicy. More I hear you. I hear you.
(Pause) When ol' Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit is in the mood for some R and R its
a shame to put it to waste you know what I'm sayin ladies ooooh bring me some
lemonade.
(Long Pause Next Song Starts)
DJ Oliver: Mmmmmm that ones like gravy baby. Have you ever eaten from those hot
dog joints? Banditos or something downtown I was over there the other night with
a fistfull of coupons eatin me some hotdogs fifteen or so when I met this
beautiful woman she was a fan of this show and boy did I put a nickel in her
love machine. It was Summer Madness. Crazy fingers all night long and in the
morning
I played her this.
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AK. Kool and The Gang - Summer Madness
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This song is completely instrumental so no lyrics here.
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AL. Fever 105 Commercial
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Female Announcer: Yo.
Male Announcer: You got the Fever.
Female Announcer: You're c-c-c-cold chili.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
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AM. Farewell Ranch Commercial
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Male Announcer: Howdy, welcome to Farewell Ranch they say the golden years
are the best years of your life but for many seniors they just stink up the
house and make the grandkids feel uncomfortable with unwanted affection.
Now your old people can be earning you money and enjoying the final years
at Farewell Ranch. Its a working farm, cattle ranch, and crematorium where
the cowboys are all over seventy-five. They'll enjoy rodeos workin in the
fields and tendin all the final restin places of their new friends on
Sunshine Hill. Farewell Ranch works your love ones from sun up to sun down
and when your loved one passes away we'll send you a presentation package
VHS with the spurs and boots they were wearin as they went on to a better
world. Our residents sure love it here right Norm?
Norm: Is this WW2?
Male Announcer: Farewell Ranch the only way to ride into the sunset.
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AN. Fever 105 Commerical
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Female Announcer: Who's you daddy?
Male Announcer: Fever.
Female Announcer: Ooooh you a daddy now.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
Female Announcer: F-F-F-F-Fever 105.
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AO. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Oliver: This is Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit on Fever 105. One hundred and five
degrees ooooh I'm just gettin my grove back on. Mmmmmmm Susan just called from
Prawn Island sayin she's havin a party and can't I recommend something to get
people in the mood? We'll baby I can recommend myself I'm cool as a cucumber
and just as useful. (Pause) Ohhhh yeah. (Pause) Mmmmmmm.
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AP. In Deep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
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Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life
Cause I was sittin' there bored to death
And in just one breath he said
You gotta get up
You gotta get on
You gotta get down girl
You know you drive me crazy baby
You've got me turning to another man
Called you on the phone
No one's home
Baby why ya leave me all alone
And if it wasn't for the music
I don't know what I'd do
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
You know I hopped into my car
Didn't get very far no
Because I had you on my mind
Why be so unkind?
You've got your women all around
All around this town, boy
But I was trapped in love with you
And I didn't know what to do
But when I turned on my radio
I found out all I needed to know
Check it out
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
Hey listen up to your local DJ
You better hear what he's got to say
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it in the mix
And if your man gives you trouble
Just you move out on the double
And you don't let it trouble your brain
Cause away goes troubles
Down the drain
I said away goes troubles
Down the drain
Last night a DJ saved my life
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it in the mix
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it in the mix
Repeat
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AQ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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DJ Biscuit: Now that's a record my record is nine times back to back in a hot
tub with a big old-fashioned mirror. Eatin ice cream at the same time.
Remember don't hog it baby pass it around. I'm close as ninety-nine is to
one-hundred and that's the truth Ruth you've got the fever. Guess I better
go to the clinic again.
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AR. Fever 105 Commercial
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Female Announcer: Baby you've got the fever.
Male Announcer: Fever 105.
From there on the station loops from the beginning.
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3. Conclusion
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I hope that you enjoyed reading this FAQ as much as I enjoyed writing it GTA
Vice City is one of the best GTAs to date in my opinion. While this faq only
took me like 15 hours of work not solid of coarse but total. This is one of
the easiest FAQs I have ever written probably due to my experience in writing
scripts of this sort. Anyways if you have any revisions or corrections e-mail
them to me and I will correct them appropriately and you will be credited in
the FAQ.
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4. Legal Stuff
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Copyright 2004 Wesker (Mark Wynn).
This FAQ may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web
site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation
of copyright.
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