ULTIMATE MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3
QUOTE & ENDING FAQ
by Kailu Lantis
Greetings my honored brethren!
Welcome to the only Marvel feature presentation you won't be seeing in ANY
theatre this summer (or any other season, for that matter) but is more like the
crappy 90's version that nobody cares to remember (looking at you, Captain
America!) featured in its' entirety by your friendly neighborhood nerd, Kailu
Lantis! Like always, we shall be looking at all the written transcripts of every
winning quote and ending of all characters in Capcom's last crossover with the
Marvel universe (for now), Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3! After being sorely
missing from Marvel vs. Capcom 2, we finally get some story insight in this
crossover, and some special introductions to boot! As per usual with Marvel
fighting games, you either love this game...or you absolutely loathe it with all
your heart and soul, but hey, it at least gets your attention! Tournament
footage is still hype as hell...even though most of it consist of one hit
leading into massive combos that kill!
But if you thought the best version of the Hulk was Lou Ferrigno's, then look
no further! SEMPER FI!
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER
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MASSIVE LEGAL CRAP ALERT!
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story of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. This FAQ is NOT to be sold in any way
possible, nor can it be published in any page or printed media without the
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If these rules fail to be applied correctly, tread carefully! You might find
yourself relocated to another multiverse where you will be constantly
molested by Shuma Gorath tentacles of the naughty type, and that kind of
stuff doesn't mess around (except for your head). Marvel knows it wants that
hentai market!
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and all its' characters (which include another
whole bunch of series) are trademarks of Capcom. All the Marvel characters
are trademarks of Marvel Comics. All the information contained in this
document comes directly from the Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 game, and the
story info comes from information published by Capcom and Marvel Comics
throughout its' diverse media outlets.
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INDEX
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1.- General Story
2.- List of Characters:
- Akuma
- Albert Wesker
- Amaterasu
- Arthur
- Captain America
- Chris Redfield
- Chun Li
- Crimson Viper
- Dante
- Deadpool
- Doctor Doom
- Doctor Strange
- Dormammu
- Felicia
- Firebrand
- Frank West
- Ghost Rider
- Hawkeye
- Hsien-Ko
- Hulk
- Iron Fist
- Iron Man
- Jill Valentine
- Magneto
- Mike Haggar
- M.O.D.O.K.
- Morrigan Aenslaed
- Nathan 'Rad' Spencer
- Nemesis T-Type
- Nova
- Phoenix
- Phoenix Wright
- Rocket Raccoon
- Ryu
- Sentinel
- She-Hulk
- Shuma Gorath
- Spider-Man
- Storm
- Strider Hiryu
- Super Skrull
- Taskmaster
- Thor
- Trish
- Tron Bonne
- Taskmaster
- Thor
- Trish
- Vergil
- Viewtiful Joe
- Wolverine
- X-23
- Zero
- Galactus
3.- Credits
So, the layout is pretty simple: every character has their own intro
quotes (some special ones depending on the opponent), personal victory quotes,
and special messages after the match. Some characters seem to be very talkative
(i.e. Captain America) while others...not so much (i.e. Amaterasu and Nemesis).
Their endings are also explained in detail after defeating Galactus. You may
notice that Galactus has no quotes after the match ends, because, well, what
much can you say after consuming the Earth?
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GENERAL STORY
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Once upon a time, every character lived in their own particular
universe. All the Marvel characters lived in their own shared dimension, and
the Capcom characters...lived in their own sub-dimensions. Then one day Galactus
decided he was going for that "alternate earths" buffet and now all universes
have to stand up or end up in Galactus' meal.
And...that's about it! We definetly needed a credible main villain ever
since Onslaught in Marvel vs. Capcom 1 (pffffft Abyss), and Galactus just brings
in the business. And the hilarious interactions between characters from both
universes is always a plus!
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LIST OF CHARACTERS
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AKUMA
Intro Quotes
- *grunts*
- "You dare challenge me!?"
- "You are not ready."
- "You will feel the power of my fists."
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "It's always fun to kill a god."
vs. Ghost Rider: "The Shun Goku Satsu will show you true penance!"
vs. Ryu: "You will feel the pain of the Satsui no Hado."
vs. Sentinel: "What is this...mockery?"
Victory Quotes
- "How absurd!"
- "Disgraceful!"
- "Unskilled!"
- "My skills are unparalleled!"
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "I have killed a god with my fists!"
vs. Ghost Rider: "Your Hellfire is laughable!"
vs. Ryu: "You still need more training...."
vs. Sentinel: "Your toys will not defeat me!"
Post Match Quotes
- "If this is the best that the world has to offer, then what else is left for
me to prove?"
- "I have never faced a worthy opponent in battle!"
- "I am no longer mortal!"
- "I seek the ultimate power! I will not be stopped by mere mortals!"
- "You must be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice if you desire true
power!"
- "What a pitiful display. Come back in a hundred years."
- "Those who stand before me must walk a path of destruction to reach the gates
of hell!"
- "This time, I will spare you. But the next time you face me, I will show no
mercy!"
vs. Dormammu: "My power shall not be overcome! Feeble 'Lord of Chaos', you
shall know pain and defeat at my hands!"
vs. Hulk: "Your anger, rage, and resentment is not enough! To defeat a demon
you must give in to those urges!"
vs. Iron Fist: "I have heard tales of the K'un-Lun martial arts. Such weakness
holds no interest for me."
vs. Ryu: "You're still a pup, Ryu. Let go of your inhibitions and embrace your
dark side!"
vs. Vergil: "Now you have witnessed what a true demon can do."
vs. Wolverine: "Apocalypse once deemed you worthy of being his Horseman of
Death? I really must beg to differ."
Ending
(Akuma clenches his fist as a red light glows behind him)
Akuma: "Now that I've defeated Galactus...."
(Akuma stands before the fallen corpses of Ryu, Chun Li, and Crimson Viper. He
is looking at the full moon, which happens to be glowing red. The symbol of
"ten" is glowing on his back)
Akuma: "The rest is child's play."
ALBERT WESKER
Intro Quotes
- "I don't have time for interferences."
- "This world will soon be mine."
- "Learn your place."
- "Three against three."
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "I am the only God."
vs. Chris: "It's time to close the book on us."
vs. Jill: "Let's see how good you really are."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Looks like I've found a new guinea pig....
Interesting...."
Victory Quotes
- "This world shall be mine."
- "You'll make a nice test subject."
- "I told you I was the only worthy one."
- "A new world order is at hand."
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "I am the only God."
vs. Chris: "I will not be held back by such insects."
vs. Jill: "I expected better from you."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Now you know.... I am a god, over man and beast."
Post Match Quotes
- "Everything is going to plan. I will be a god."
- "This is the end of humanity and the start of a new world order!"
- "How does it feel to be inferior, to know you are destined for a life of
mediocrity? Hmph. You probably can't even conceive how much better I am than
you."
- "Oh my, new test subjects? Thank you for volunteering."
- "No, I don't need a partner, but I do need a couple of lapdogs. Interested in
auditioning?"
- "My sunglasses are custom made. Your new god deserves nothing but the best in
quality."
- "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to saturate...."
- "A new age will begin, and it will require a god."
vs. Chris: "Don't worry, Chris. You can die in peace knowing the world has a
new god to watch over it."
vs. Dr. Doom: "There's only room on this planet for one true mastermind!"
vs. Jill: "You are quite a remarkable subject. You will serve me well for a
long, long time. Ha ha ha!"
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "I do so look forward to dissecting that ridiculously large
brain of yours."
vs. Nemesis: "You are a pale imitation of what the Tyrants can do. I shall have
you disintegrated."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "You are an interesting creature. I'd like to know more
about you. I think a vivisection is in order."
Ending
(Wesker is seen standing before some test tubes in a darkened lab)
Wesker: "Everything is going according to plan. ...Well, almost everything,
anyway. I have to admit, a cosmic being coming into play was something
I could never have anticipated. Galactus' appearance made him the
primary target of every hero on Earth. ...leaving me to my own
devices. A grave miscalculation on their part. They were easy enough
to capture in their weakened state. Now I can test their compatibility
with the Uroboros virus."
(Wesker looks at Spider-Man, Captain America, and Phoenix, all of them floating
in their tubes)
Wesker: "The fantastic specimens from this new world should yield zombies to
truly...marvel. Heh, heh, heh...."
AMATERASU
Intro Quotes
(howls)
Victory Quotes
(yawns)
Post Match Quotes
- "Wow, we didn't even need the Celestial Brush for that fight!"
- "Whoa whoa whoa, Ammy! That person is not a tree! Don't eve...aw, crud. I'm
really sorry about that."
- "Ammy! Chill out! Don't you know it's bad to bite people who are down on their
luck?"
- "So, Ammy.... I hear you've got a little pup now, already running off on his
own adventures. They grow up so fast!"
- "No time to lick your wounds, Ammy. We have to find Orochi!"
- "Good job, Ammy! I knew you could do it! Let's get back to Kamiki Village!"
- "It's OK, pal. You didn't lose to a dog. This girl here is actually the
Goddess of the Sun. Hope that makes you feel better."
- "You haven't seen a big, multi-headed dragon bent on ruling the world around
these parts, have ya?"
vs. Akuma: "That attack that demon did.... It was just like when Mrs. Orange
makes cherry cakes! That's crazy!"
vs. Deadpool: "No more inappropiate pooper-scooper quips, I see...."
vs. Dr. Strange: "Hey, mustachio! Ammy here loves your parlor tricks. Can you
do any more?"
vs. Felicia: "Did ya see the cat lady making eyes at me the whole time? Ha ha,
I tell ya, being a ladies' man ain't easy."
vs. Firebrand: "So, you spit fire, eh? You are the most unoriginal demon we've
ever fought. Ain't that right, Ammy?"
vs. Thor: "It looks like the Goddess of the Sun has triumphed over the God of
Thunder! Good work, Ammy!"
Ending
(Amaterasu leaping in the middle of a forest)
Issun: "Slow down, ya big furball! I dunno how I let you talk me into
this...."
(Amaterasu appears alongside Ka-Zar, Shanna, and their sabretooth tiger Zabu
fighting against a Tyrannosaurus Rex)
Issun: "But you and I are gonna have a serious talk when we get back to
Kamiki Village! Yaaaaargh!!"
ARTHUR
Intro Quotes
- "Please...wait for me, my princess!"
- "I will not forsake my duties!"
- "Show me your mettle...or something."
- "Sir Arthur is ready to do battle!"
- "I shall fight you fair and square!"
vs. Akuma: "You have the air...of a demon!"
vs. Chris: "You, too, are looking for someone.... Let's be quick about this
then!"
vs. Firebrand: "Ah, a tricky devil has appeared!"
vs. Iron Man/Doctor Doom: "Ah, a knight of a foreign realm! Huzzah!"
Victory Quotes
- "What good form!"
- "I cannot lose even one battle!"
- "Fear not! I'm coming, princess!"
- "You have faced a knight and lost!"
- "Send forth the hordes! Sir Arthur will slay them!"
vs. Akuma: "You are strong, but you must regain your humanity!"
vs. Chris: "It appears I was more sincere!"
vs. Firebrand: "Huzzah! Cleared without a miss!"
vs. Iron Man/Doctor Doom: "You lack discipline, oh foreign knight!"
Post Match Quotes
- "Wait for me, princess! Your knight will come and rescue you!"
- "A battle truly worthy of any of the Knights of the Round Table!"
- "That was an easy battle! I didn't even have to beat you twice!"
- "Just when I thought the world could know peace, these demons rear their
ugly horned heads!"
- "It would seem that the fair maidens are quite capable of protecting
themselves these days. 'Tis a perplexing age, it is."
- "I swear by the knight's oath that I shall save the princess!"
- "A true gentleman will be willing to face any calamity to save his princess.
That's not chivalry, it's just good common sense!"
- "Thank the heavens I wasn't left with only my pantaloons again!"
vs. Doctor Doom: "Clearly, you are a knight with no honor."
vs. Firebrand: "Foul creature, I have bested you in battle. However, it is
your master that I really seek."
vs. Hawkeye: "Your weapons have enchantments the likes of which I have never
seen! Well, to the victor go the spoils!"
vs. Hsien-Ko: "When fighting evil, one must throw with precision and timing,
and do not forget your shoulder exercises!"
vs. Iron Man: "Sir Iron Man, if you should ever be in the Demon Village, I
would much appreciate the use of your armor."
vs. Morrigan: "You truly are a temptress of the dark! Begone, for I have a
princess to save!"
Ending
(Close up of Arthur dramatically wielding his lance)
Arthur: "Prepare yourself for battle, foul beast! Truth be told, the tales
I have heard of creatures such as yourself is why I have remained
in this world!"
(Arthur attempts to plunge his lance into the back of Fin Fang Foom. The
mystical dragon looks back at Arthur while holding a damsel in his mouth)
Fin Fang Foom: "Is this some kind of joke...?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Intro Quotes
- "I've fought in more wars than you can count."
- "Surrender is not in my vocabulary, pal."
- "A lot of people look up to me. Now I'll show you why."
- (w/Avengers Team): "Avengers -- assemble!"
vs. Frank West: "I hear you've covered wars. Pity you've never actually fought
in one."
vs. Hawkeye: "You always wanted to prove you're better than me. Now here's your
chance."
vs. Iron Man: "You think I'm going down to some pampered punk like you?"
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "There's only one way to deal with a maniac like you."
vs. Spencer: "Metal parts don't make a man. It's what's inside that counts."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "You remind me of Batroc the Leaper, which means you don't
stand a chance."
vs. Taskmaster: "I'm sorry, but who are you?"
vs. Thor: "I never thought it would come to this, Avenger."
vs. Villains: "Surrender is your only option."
vs. Zero: "Your name's Zero? Hope you don't fight like one."
Victory Quotes
- "Victory!"
- "I never give in."
- "That's why I'm a 'super' soldier."
- (w/Avengers Team): "We Avengers will always fight the good fight."
vs. Frank West: "Best leave the battles for the soldiers, son."
vs. Hawkeye: "Thought I taught you better than that, Clint."
vs. Iron Man: "And that was for Civil War."
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "The day I fall to the likes of you is the day I turn in my
shield."
vs. Spencer: "Doesn't exactly make me happy to take down a fellow soldier."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "All skill. No heart. And no victory."
vs. Taskmaster: "Nothing but a pale imitation."
vs. Thor: "You gods need to learn that the human spirit can accomplish
anything."
vs. Villains: "Your kind's got no shot. Not while I'm around."
vs. Zero: "I knew a guy like you in WW II. He didn't make it either."
* Avengers Team: Any combination of Hawkeye, Iron Man or Thor (surprisingly,
no Hulk)
* Villains: Akuma, Wesker, Doctor Doom, Dormmamu, Firebrand, Galactus,
Jill Valentine, Magneto, Nemesis T-Type, Sentinel, Shuma-Gorath,
and Super Skrull
(M.O.D.O.K. and Taskmaster not included since they have their own
interactions)
Post Match Quotes
- "My job is to make tomorrow's world better. Always has been."
- "I will always fight for what's right -- no matter what!"
- "As long as freedom may be threatened, I must follow my destiny -- wherever
it may lead!"
- "The Avengers' rules have always been about saving lives -- whatever it
takes."
- "We have no choice. So we fight -- and we win. There are no other options."
- "I consider it my duty and an honor to fight for justice!"
- "Good work, soldier. But not good enough to defeat me!"
- "Justice will always prevail as long as I'm around!"
vs. C. Viper: "S.H.I.E.L.D. could use an agent of your skill. One with just a
little more training, anyway."
vs. Haggar: "A true leader would only use violence as a last resort."
vs. Hawkeye: "I trained you better than that, Clint."
vs. Iron Man: "There's a reason they call me the First Avenger. And don't you
forget it."
vs. Thor: "Sometimes men can do extraordinary things. Even topple their gods."
vs. Wolverine: "Looks like they'll let anybody be an Avenger these days, huh,
Logan?"
Ending
(Nick Fury and Captain America face each other in a convention)
Nick Fury: "From World War II to Galactus, and countless occasions in
between.... For always getting the job done...."
(Captain America salutes with an American flag behind him)
Nick Fury: "We salute you, Captain America."
CHRIS REDFIELD
Intro Quotes
- "Let's get this mission started!"
- "Give me a sit-rep!"
- "No one's dying on my watch."
vs. Jill: "Something's come up. Gotta go."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "There's a, um...heavily-armed woodland creature."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Found a new B.O.W.. I'll take care of it."
vs. Wesker: "I found Wesker. I'm bringing him in."
Victory Quotes
- "I'll be damned before I lose another partner."
- "What's the point of all this fighting?"
- "Mission accomplished. All right, let's roll out."
vs. Jill: "Target acquired. Returning to HQ."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "No matter who the enemy is, I won't back down!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "The B.O.W. has been neutralized."
vs. Wesker: "It's finally over...."
Post Match Quotes
- "Good work team! Let's head on home."
- "You know why you guys lost? It's because you lack the teamwork that we
have."
- "Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been
crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit."
- "I'm not going to lose any more teammates. I will protect them."
- "Compared to fighting zombies and B.O.W.s, this was like a vacation."
- "I'll root out bioterrorists wherever they may hide!"
- "The B.S.A.A. was formed so that scum like you would never threaten the
innocent!"
- "I may specialize in bioterrorism, but I won't hesitate to put an end to any
wrongdoings that come my way!"
vs. Firebrand: "Sorry, but you just don't scare me. I've seen circus clowns
scarier than you."
vs. Hulk: "Don't let the loss get to you. I've taken down bigger things than you
in my time."
vs. Jill: "Jill! Are you all right!? What has Wesker done to you!?"
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "I've seen some God-forsaken monsters in my time, but you are
by far the ugliest."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I've fought all kinds of creatures before, but you take the
cake for originality. And annoyance."
vs. Wesker: "You're finished, Wesker! You're not a god -- you're a joke."
Ending
(Chris has Wesker pinned down on the ground. Chris is holding his gun and Wesker
has no sunglasses on)
Chris: "I've got you now, you bastard. And you're not getting off this time."
(Matt Murdock aka Daredevil stands in a courthouse, with his shades on and
wielding his walking cane. Wesker is sporting a straight jacket, custodied by a
guard)
Judge: "Will the prosecuting attorney make his opening statement, please? Mr.
Murdock...."
Matt Murdock: "Thank you, your honor."
CHUN LI
Intro Quotes
- "You ready for me?"
- "Ready when you are!"
- "I'll take you on."
vs. Iron Fist: "All right 'Iron Fist', let's see what you got."
vs. Ryu: "You never stop fighting, do you?"
vs. She-Hulk: "Don't think you can win with power alone!"
vs. Villains: "That's enough! Surrender now!"
* Villains: Akuma, Wesker, Doctor Doom, Dormammu, Firebrand, Galactus,
Jill Valentine, Magneto, Nemesis T-Type, Sentinel, Shuma-Gorath,
and Super Skrull
(M.O.D.O.K. and Taskmaster not included since they have their own
interactions)
Victory Quotes
- "Do you even know why you're fighting?"
- "Oops, I should've held back some."
- "There's more to fighting than brute strength!"
vs. Iron Fist: "Guess you're a sucker for a pretty face."
vs. Ryu: "Better luck next time!"
vs. She-Hulk: "Remember the old saying - mind over muscle!"
vs. Villains: "I won't let evil go unchecked!"
Post Match Quotes
- "If only Bison was so easily beaten."
- "I'm not just fast; I can also pack a punch! But I guess you already figured
that out."
- "You know what your problem is? You lack flexibility. Time for you to hit the
gym!"
- "Retire? Maybe one day. But now there's still much I have to do.... Wait a
minute, just how old do you think I am?!"
- "They don't call me the strongest woman in the world for nothing!"
- "I fight for my beliefs. That's why I will never lose!"
- "You can't beat me with just brute strength. Go ahead and try."
- "I'll root out evil wherever I find it. Count on it!"
vs. Crimson Viper: "I don't care who you work for; don't get in Interpol's way!"
vs. Doctor Doom: "Your diplomatic immunity's gone, Doom! You will answer for all
your dealings with Shadaloo and S.I.N.!"
vs. Nemesis: "I'm sorry about your face, but that doesn't give you the right to
carry around illegal firearms."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "You're under arrest! I'm taking you straight to jail...or
an animal shelter."
vs. She-Hulk: "I'm glad to see that I'm not the only woman out there fighting
for justice -- literally!"
vs. Thor: "Tall, blond, and handsome -- you're my type of guy.... But do you
have to carry that hammer everywhere?"
Ending
(Chun Li is handcuffing the Kingpin in his trashed office)
Chun Li: "I have decided to continue my police work here."
(Chun Li smacks her fist, as Kingpin looks on with a battered face)
Chun Li: "In this other world, criminals are as plentiful as fruit."
Kingpin: "I don't know what you believe you're accomplishing here, young lady.
You realize I'll be out in less than a day, don't you?"
Chun Li: "Well, then I guess I've got something to do tomorrow."
CRIMSON VIPER
Intro Quotes
- "Sorry, Mommy's at work. I'll call you back."
- "Right. Understood. Will do."
- "Don't worry, I'll stick to the mission."
- "I get time-and-a-half for this, right?"
vs. Captain America: "Yeah.... This one could be a problem."
vs. Chun Li: "It's an Interpol agent. Don't worry. I'll take care of her."
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "I've found M.O.D.O.K., the leader of A.I.M.. ...Understood."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "...Strider Hiryu?!"
Victory Quotes
- "I really need to get home now."
- "Another easy job."
- "That's what you get for interfering."
- "What a chore."
vs. Captain America: "Sorry, I'm allergic to handcuffs!"
vs. Chun Li: "Back off, and mind your own business."
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "Haven't had dealings with A.I.M. in a long time."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "So you are real. I always thought you were just a myth."
Post Match Quotes
- "I don't do overtime. And I don't particularly like rematches either. So would
you mind accepting your loss and going home?"
- "I don't have time for this now. Be a dear and give up already, OK?"
- "Don't take it so hard. I'm just better trained than you."
- "'Fight fair and square' is something only a loser would say."
- "Sorry, but who I work for and what my mission is are strictly classified
information."
- "Thanks for stretching that fight out. Now Lauren's going to be worried about
me."
- "I understand how you feel. I do. But this is business, and feelings aren't
required."
- "You looked strong, but I didn't even get a chance to test out the new
features on this suit."
vs. Captain America: "Talk about your gaudy getups. It's nice to be proud of
your country, but get some fashion sense."
vs. Chun Li: "You remind me of me a little. If I totally sucked."
vs. Iron Man: "That was just a taste of what our suit can do. If you want to
know more, you know where to find me."
vs. Nova: "That suit has intriguing applications. Hope you don't mind me
borrowing it forever."
vs. Spencer: "So that was the power of the Bionic Arm, was it? Suspicious
indeed. I better report to the higher-ups."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Trust the Japanese to design some interesting gadgets. Too
bad they were all style and no substance."
Ending
(Viper points a gun at someone sitting behind a desk, looking at a city skyline
from the window)
Crimson Viper: "You've got two seconds to tell me who you are before I blow your
brains out."
Nick Fury: "Well, if you do that, in addition to ruining this nice shag carpet
you've got here, you'll never get to hear about my job offer."
Crimson Viper: "Job offer?"
(Viper stands behind Fury, who is looking over his shoulder)
Nick Fury: "Let me ask you a question, girl.... Ever hear of a little agency
called S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
DANTE
Intro Quotes
- "Let's get this party started."
- "So, you gonna fight, or what?"
- "Let's rock, baby!"
- "Let's get this over with."
- "Bring it on!"
vs. Dormammu: "I'm not gonna pull my punches!"
vs. Females: "How come I never meet any nice girls?"
vs. Trish: "Don't think I'm gonna go easy on ya!"
vs. Vergil: "What a touching reunion. Right, brother?"
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "It's all right, Joe. We cool!"
* Females: Chun Li, Crimson Viper, Felicia, Hsien-Ko, Jill Valentine, Morrigan,
Phoenix, She-Hulk, Storm, Tron Bonne, and X-23
(Trish not included since she has her own interaction with Dante)
Victory Quotes
- *chuckles*
- "You had some impressive moves there."
- "Jackpot...yeah baby!"
- "More than enough."
- "Huh.... Is that really all you got?"
vs. Dormammu: "Get the hell outta my face!"
vs. Females: "Sleep it off, baby."
vs. Trish: "Really Trish...is that the best you could do?"
vs. Vergil: "C'mon, get up! You can do better than that."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "Stylish and viewtiful."
Post Match Quotes
- "Oh man, I'm starving. Where's my pizza?"
- "Wow, that was one hell of a party! Good thing loser pays for the damages."
- "Talk about a sore loser! You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
- "*yawn* ...Huh? It's over already? But I just woke up!"
- "My hair? It's not that I'm getting old, it's always been white. ...Why do you
ask?"
- "I hope for your sake you have some other redeeming qualities other than
fighting."
- "Demons, superhumans. Meh. Same crap, different day."
- "Hey look! The three stooges came out to play!"
vs. Deadpool: "Sometimes you just gotta out-crazy the crazies if you wanna beat
'em."
vs. Dormammu: "You've gotta be Mundus' cousin or nephew or something, no? Great
aunt on Satan's side, maybe?"
vs. Iron Fist: "Love the kung-fu moves. Don't change that. The ballerina
slippers, however, gotta go."
vs. Morrigan: "Mmm, baby. I love it when a girl gets violent!"
vs. Trish: "C'mon, Trish. You'll have to do better to beat the most stylish,
hottest demon hunter around."
vs. Vergil: "You're the reason why we can't have nice things. Also, the ladies
dig my sword skills more."
Ending
(Dante sits on the chair of his office with his feet on the table and his hands
behind his head. Mephisto stands behind him)
Dante: "I can smell you standing there, you know. Whadya want?"
Mephisto: "If you so desired, I could return your mother to you, alive and well.
I could even mend your relationship with your brother -- make your
family whole again. All I would require is --"
(Dante holds his sword and gun to Mephisto's neck)
Mephisto: "...Gyark!"
Dante: "I'm not really interested in mending fences with my brother, so here's
my counteroffer: You give me a job that can pay my electric bill for the
year, and I'll let you leave here with your head attached to your body."
Mephisto: "Actually, there is a fiend called Blackheart who has caused me
trouble to no end...."
Dante: "Done. But I'm charging you triple for being such a tool."
DEADPOOL
Intro Quotes
- "Who was I supposed to kill again? Eh, doesn't matter!"
- "Check me out.... I'm the Ghost of Christmas 'Kick Your Ass'!"
- (w/Alt. Costume): "And you thought Cable wasn't in this game...."
vs. Dante: "How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in 'em?"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Hey hey! It's Doctor Normal. Well...normal compared to me
anyway."
vs. Magneto: "Magneto.... Welcome to Die!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "OBJECTION! Oh man, that really is fun to say!"
vs. Spider-Man: "Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!"
vs. Street Fighters: "Hey, I frickin' LOVE Street Fighter! ...Autograph your
spleen for me?"
vs. Wolverine: "Short and short on deodorant is a real bad combination, stabby."
* Street Fighters: Akuma, Chun Li, Crimson Viper, and Ryu
Victory Quotes
- "Heeeey! Yeah you! I'm down here busting my ass while you sit on yours
watching me jump around! How is that fair?"
- "You were recording that weren't you, player? No? What do you mean you weren't
recording that!"
vs. Dante: "Next time, maybe ya should let Nero do your fightin', skippy."
vs. Doctor Strange: "Go read your spell books, Doc. I'll stick to my back issues
of Dazzler."
vs. Magneto: "I just beat Mag-freakin'-neto! Where yo' curly mustache at?!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "I'd say justice was served. No, I don't know how. Just roll
with it, OK, people?!"
vs. Spider-Man: "Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd
turned off the dark!"
vs. Street Fighters: "I get the cover of the next Street Fighter for this, right
Capcom? Right?"
vs. Wolverine: "Ya see that? That's how you beat Wolverine, people! AND YOU
DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS!"
Post Match Quotes
- "You with the controller! I won DESPITE you. You suck. And you smell --
REALLY smell."
- "Stand on your tiptoes, then bring your foot down. Move into it. Now you're
moonwalkin'!"
- "Do I kill you with the sleek but impersonal firearm, or go with the cool
factor of a nice katana?"
- "Ya can't spell assassin without sin -- and twice the ass!"
- "You are teh suxor! LMAO! And just for the record, I'm laughing AT you, not
with you."
- "Now if you'll excuse me, I must continue petitioning Capcom for a Vulgus 2!
(Look it up!)"
- "That was Deadpoolicious. In case you're wondering, that's my new word for
awesomeness."
- "Capcom should really go back and put me in their other games. Ya know,
Resident Deadpool, Mega Deadpool...."
vs. Arthur: "And THAT'S for lulling me into great side-scrolling adventures
that were never possible to beat!"
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "So...basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair,
huh?"
vs. Nemesis: "Brother, you ugly. But not just ugly, like BIBLICAL ugly. Like
'you could model for death threats' ugly."
vs. Spencer: "...and that's for pooping on my lawn. I'M the only one who gets
to do that!"
vs. Spider-Man: "Hey, did you know that Wesker guy stole your Maximum Spider
move? You were doing that back in Marvel Super Heroes! So....
Gonna go kick his ass? Can I watch?"
vs. Tron Bonne: "I noticed you're filthy rich. Lucky for you, my services are
available at a very high price."
Ending
(Deadpool stands in the middle of a crowd which includes Archangel, Tiffany
-from Rival Schools-, Domino, Cable, June -from Star Gladiator-, Captain
Commando, Fantomex, the Awesome Slapstick, and Bob. Deadpool is wearing a
tuxedo, and Galactus' helmet is in the background)
Deadpool: "Yeah, I beat Galactus' giant purple, pimply ass, so what. Sooooo....
Let's par-tay, bee-yotches!"
(Scene of a TV news report, with a female reporter speaking amidst some smoking
ruins. Image of Deadpool giving the thumbs-up on the right)
Reporter: "...At the scene of what people are calling 'Deadpoolicide'.
Evidently, Deadpool's party in Galactus' former worldship turned
tragic late night when an attempt to give an added boost of power to
the DJ booth and margarita machine accidentally wiped out Cleveland."
DOCTOR DOOM
Intro Quotes
- "To face Doom is to face one's end."
- "Turn and run now and I will mercifully pretend this never happened."
- "Death shall be your reward."
- "I do as I choose...and I answer to no one!"
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "It is Doom who should be worshipped."
vs. Avengers: "Earth's Mightiest Heroes? Bah!"
vs. Crimson Viper: "You fight with primitive toys!"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Doom's mystic powers are more than a match for your own."
vs. Dormammu: "This dimension is not big enough for the both of us."
vs. Ghost Rider: "I shall send you back to the Hellfire that spawned you,
Blaze."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "There is no other law but Doom's!"
vs. X-Men: "I'll make you wish you were facing Magneto."
* Avengers: Hawkeye, Iron Man, and Captain America (surprisingly, no Hulk,
and Thor has his own interaction with Doom)
* X-Men: Phoenix, Storm, Wolverine, and X-23
Victory Quotes
- *EVIL LAUGH*
- "If only it were Richards that lie before me instead of you."
- "You are beneath me. And it showed."
- "No one defeats Doom."
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "Even gods fall before Doom's might!"
vs. Avengers: "Consider Doom merciful if you still draw breath!"
vs. Crimson Viper: "Hm ha! A minor distraction."
vs. Doctor Strange: "And they call YOU the 'Sorcerer Supreme'? Ha!"
vs. Dormammu: "Return to your own world knowing that this one belongs to Doom."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Doom answers to no one. Not even a so-called Spirit of
Vengeance."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "In Latveria we have no lawyers. Only corpses."
vs. X-Men: "Mutant scum."
Post Match Quotes
- "Prepare to spend the rest of your days rotting away imprisoned in Castle
Doomstadt."
- "The applause shall continue for another hour. The first to stop clapping will
be executed."
- "Before this day is ended, mankind shall grovel helplessly at my feet. Doctor
Doom will be master of Earth!"
- "If you value your life, you will never praise that fool Reed Richards in my
presence again."
- "Your demonstration of skill was admirable. Pointless...but admirable."
- "Away with you now. You've wasted enough of Doom's time."
- "You may call me Doom -- your new lord and master!"
- "You will bow to me, or you will die."
vs. Akuma: "You will reveal to me the source of your power, or you will die!"
vs. Arthur: "I have faced the knights of Camelot and you are but a pale
imitation."
vs. Hawkeye: "Fighting Doom with arrows is like throwing pebbles at a
hurricane."
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "Our alliance in the intelligencia was flawed. For only Doom
boasted any form of actual intelligence."
vs. Super Skrull: "This battle has reminded me of the infernal Fantastic Four.
For that, you will not live to fight another."
vs. Taskmaster: "You are nothing but a common thug. I have little time to waste
on the likes of you."
Ending
(Doom stands amidst two rows of Doombots)
Doombot: "Did your deception go according to plan, my lord?"
Doctor Doom: "Where Doom is concerned, everything always goes according to
plan."
(Energy bursts out of Doom's chest)
Doctor Doom: "The power-siphoner hidden within my chestplate worked precisely as
I had anticipated. A portion of the world eater's power cosmic is
now mine, to do with as I see fit. And now, the very universe
itself will bow before Doom!"
DOCTOR STRANGE
Intro Quotes
- "You are but a minor annoyance to the Sorcerer Supreme."
- "One does not require the Eye of Agamotto to see this outcome."
- "A novice of the Mystic Arts could defeat you."
vs. Arthur: "No fairy tale can prepare you for a true sorcerer!"
vs. Dormammu: "Dormammu! Come forth!"
vs. Females: "I'm starting an all-female Defenders; what do you say?"
vs. Firebrand: "I've battled Mephisto and Nightmare. You don't even rate."
vs. Hsien-Ko: "And they call ME strange."
vs. Hulk: "I imagine you're still upset about us shooting you into space...."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "You know...you've always disgusted me."
* Females: Chun Li, Crimson Viper, Felicia, Jill Valentine, Morrigan, Phoenix,
She-Hulk, Storm, Trish, Tron Bonne, and X-23
(Hsien-Ko not included since she has her own interaction with
Strange)
Victory Quotes
- "My presence wasn't even required. Wong could've taken care of you."
- "The Ancient One would be most pleased."
- "I am the Sorcerer Supreme, after all."
vs. Arthur: "When it comes to sword and sorcery, sorcery always wins out."
vs. Dormammu: "Yield, Dormammu. You are defeated."
vs. Females: "I've heard the Dr. Strangelove jokes. I'm not amused."
vs. Firebrand: "This gargoyle's quest...has failed." (*)
vs. Hsien-Ko: "Your condition.... My magics might be able to help...."
vs. Hulk: "Been wanting to do that, even back when we were Defenders."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "He Who Sleeps but Shall Awake...sleeps once again."
* Author's note: In reference to Firebrand's spinoff game, "Gargoyle's Quest"
Post Match Quotes
- "The world must never know the full mystic power of Doctor Strange."
- "As you can plainly see, the Ancient One has taught me quite well."
- "By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth! What a poor showing on your part."
- "If you do not pay the utmost attention, magic can get away from you in a
heartbeat."
- "I must confess.... I foresaw this outcome in the Orb of Agamotto."
- "Faith is my sword. Truth my shield. Knowledge my armor."
- "Perhaps I accidentally transported myself to an alternate reality where
nobody but me can fight."
- "Over already? Why, it was hardly worth leaving my Sanctum Sanctorum for
this."
vs. Deadpool: "Now, if only I had a spell that would shut you up."
vs. Doctor Doom: "You exist in two worlds, von Doom -- that of magic and that
of science. You are master of neither."
vs. Dormammu: "Considering how many times I've defeated you, the name DREADFUL
Dormammu would be more apropos."
vs. Hulk: "You're too dangerous, Bruce. It's why I banished you to the
Crossroads in the first place."
vs. Morrigan: "You remind me of someone.... Morgan Le Fay? Is it possible?"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Now go, by Vishanti! Crawl back to the Chaos Dimension while
you still can, foul beast."
Ending
(Strange appears in his Sanctum Sanctorum, dimly lit by candlelight)
Doctor Strange: "I called you all here to discuss the matter of Galactus'
invasion, and how to prevent it from ever happening again...."
(Sitting around a table are Brother Voodoo, Doctor Druid, Scarlet Witch, Tessa
-Red Earth-, Donovan -Darkstalkers-, Wiccan, Gambit, and Gar)
Doctor Strange: "As only we would know how to do."
DORMAMMU
Intro Quotes
- "Who dares defy the Dread Lord?"
- "You will not survive this."
- "You are doomed!"
- "I will rule this world...."
vs. Dante: "I shall strike you down, Demon Hunter."
vs. Doctor Strange: "Concern for others is your greatest weakness, Strange."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Never again will you defy my influence, Blaze."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Ancient One, what is thy will?"
vs. Thor: "Not even the power of Asgard can humble the dread Dormammu!"
vs. Trish: "You dare challenge me with magic!?"
vs. Villains: "I have no use for you."
* Villains: Akuma, Wesker, Doctor Doom, Dormammu, Firebrand, Galactus,
Jill Valentine, Magneto, M.O.D.O.K., Nemesis T-Type, Sentinel,
Super Skrull, and Taskmaster
(Shuma Gorath not included since he has his own interaction with
Dormammu)
Victory Quotes
- "You are broken. Farewell."
- "Tis I who now stand ready to snuff out the brief candle of your worthless
life.... I, Dormammu!"
- "I claim this all for my realm."
- "A new will grips the earth, the sky, the ether! My will!"
vs. Dante: "Pah! As if your insignificant abilities were worthy of my notice!"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Alas, the Dread Dormammu has defeated his greatest foe."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Now your soul is mine, Blaze."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Back to the Chaos Dimension with you!"
vs. Thor: "Now.... Asgard will fall to me!"
vs. Trish: "Ha ha ha.... You wield power ineffectively."
vs. Villains: "This planet is mine, and now you will die!"
Post Match Quotes
- "Resistance will avail you nothing! I lay claim to all that I see!"
- "Fear me! I am the lord of the Dark Dimension. I am Dormammu!"
- "What hope do you have against one who wields the dark magicks?"
- "Now come, my murderous minions! Follow in the paths of the Dread One!"
- "If you're the best this dimension has to offer, consider this world already
mine."
- "Tis I who now stand ready to snuff out the brief candle of your worthless
life.... I, Dormammu!"
- "I will destroy all who cross me!"
- "And now the time has come to let the Mindless Ones loose."
vs. Dante: "As you can see, not all demons are created equal. Stick to fighting
Mundus, boy."
vs. Doctor Doom: "Your crude understanding of the rudimentary black arts is
infantile."
vs. Doctor Strange: "You were nothing to me when you were the Sorcerer Supreme.
You are even less to me now."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Fair warning.... I'm coming for the Chaos Dimension next."
vs. Trish: "Ha ha ha ha! You are but a demon's toy and do not deserve the
freedom you have."
vs. Vergil: "I see much more potential in you than in your brother."
Ending
(Dormammu flies towards a vortex)
Dormammu: "This episode with Galactus has truly opened my eyes. There are so
many opportunities to be had on so many different worlds...."
(Dormammu views many shady figures inside the vortex, including M. Bison, Akuma,
Dr. Wily -Mega Man-, Albert Wesker, Devilot -Cyberbots-, Firebrand, and Lord
Raptor -Darkstalkers-)
Dormammu: "One just has to know where to look."
Akuma: "Look elsewhere, demon. You have no power here."
FELICIA
Intro Quotes
- "Pleased to meet ya!"
- "Wanna dance?"
- "Omatase!"
- "Hey!"
vs. Amaterasu: "Come here, puppy!"
vs. Dormammu: "Heyyy! Your head's on fire!" (*)
vs. Frank West: "Ready for my close-up!" (**)
vs. X-23: "Wow! I love your claws!"
* Author's note: No Ghost Rider? Hmmm....
** Author's note: No Spider Man? Hmmm....
Victory Quotes
- "That was fun!"
- "Yay! I w--! Hmmmm! Ei-yaaah!"
- "Meow! Te-yaaaah!"
vs. Amaterasu: "Let's play together again, puppy!"
vs. Frank West: "Finished already? Thanks for the pictures!"
Post Match Quotes
- "Singing, dancing, kicking your rear end: I have all the traits of a
superstar!"
- "Don't believe the rumors. We don't always land on our feet. I have the
bruises to prove it!"
- "Whew, I won by a whisker!"
- "I didn't want to fight, but you're the one who made me get all scratchy."
- "Whenever I'm down, I just sing and dance my woes away!"
- "Wanted to do a show on Broadway about cats...but somebody beat me to it."
- "I don't know if I have nine lives or not.... And honestly, I don't want to
chance it finding out!"
- "I'm Felicia, the most dancingist, singingist woman you'll ever meet!"
vs. Amaterasu: "Sorry if I got a little carried away there. It's the whole cats
and dogs thing, ya know?"
vs. Deadpool: "For the last time, I don't care how much catnip you have, I'm
not getting into your car with you."
vs. Doctor Strange: "I'm not a demon, I'm a catwoman! We're people, too, you
know!"
vs. Frank West: "Would you mind taking my headshots? I'm thinking of branching
out from musicals to film."
vs. Haggar: "It's been a long time, hasn't it? I hope you and Jessica can make
my next show in Metro City!"
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Ending
(Felicia is singing on the microphone)
Felicia: "Wow. My music's even bigger here than in my world."
(Felicia and Dazzler are singing on the stage amidst much fanfare)
Felicia: "Of course, doing a duet with Dazzler might have something to do with
that...."
FIREBRAND
Intro Quotes
- "(I'll take you on.)"
vs. Amaterasu/Arthur/Thor: "(This could be fun...!)"
Victory Quotes
- "(Victory is mine!)"
vs. Amaterasu/Arthur/Thor: "(I'll beat you down as many times as you like!)"
Post Match Quotes
- "Gha gi ga gi gi gi! (Now you know the strength of the Red Arremers! And I am
the strongest!)"
- "Ki ki ki kiah! (I am the Red Blaze of the Red Arremers!)"
- "Gya gi gha ha ga gu? (I can kill you with claws or fire. Whichever's best for
you.)"
- "Gi gho gha ga gi. (I just don't like you.)"
- "Kho ko ko ko? (Guess you used up all your energy in the beginning, huh?)"
- "Gha gi gi ghaa.... (If you want a rematch, come to Demon Village!)"
- "Ku ku kuuu. (I love the smell of burning meat in the morning....)"
- "Gyah gyah (The weak become food for the strong.)"
vs. Arthur: "Ghaa gha ghaa gi gya. (This time it's you that'll turn into a pile
of bones!)"
vs. Deadpool: "Gho gha gi gi. (What a weirdo.)"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Ghaa gi gi gha gu. (Book of Darkhold? I'll be taking that
back....)"
vs. Dormammu: "Gho gho ghaa ghaa gaa. (Time for you to go back to wherever you
came from.)"
vs. Morrigan: "Gya gha ghaa gi gi gha. (Aensland? Never heard of you.)"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Gyo gu gha gha gha. (The winner decides the rules. That's
how it works in Demon Village.)"
Ending
(The image of Arthur appears in a crystal ball, surrounded by candles and evil
gazes)
Firebrand: "Kyagh ki ka ka kiyah.... (So, Arthur seeks to challenge the ruler of
this realm....) Gyah ga kiyaga ki ki gi.... (He will find that the
Castle of Astaroth has a new lord....)"
(Firebrand sits on a throne looking at the crystal ball and a legion of demons
before him)
Firebrand: "Korh ge ge ge ki ga gyah kah. (...As well as many powerful minions
to fight on his command.) Gyah kita ki! Gyah ki taki fa ki geeh! (My
demon brethren! Destroy this human, and tonight, we dine on his
bones!)"
FRANK WEST
Intro Quotes
- "Get the hell off me!"
- "Get off.... Get!"
- "Arrgh! These guys don't give up!"
vs. Deadpool: "Take off that mask and let me get a shot of the real you!"
vs. Females: "Oh, nice! Hold that pose!"
"Okay, one more shot."
"Looking good! Keep it up!"
vs. Hulk: "Last one! Smile!"
vs. Nova: "Don't just stand there and watch, help me out!"
vs. Spider-Man: "I'll show that Parker kid who's the better photographer!"
Victory Quotes
- "Again!? Why do you guys always go for me!?"
- "Oops, gotta get these pictures in before deadline."
- "Whoa! I'm gonna need you guys to scram!"
vs. Deadpool: "So I can't get a shot without the mask? Oh well."
vs. Hulk: "So Hulk, I uh.... I gotta go."
vs. Nova: "Heroes? In the end, the only one I can depend on is myself."
vs. Spider-Man: "I have a feeling I'll be seeing you around, Spidey!"
Post Match Quotes
- "What do you mean I don't belong here? I've covered wars, y'know."
- "A real journalist isn't afraid to go in deep in order to get his story!"
- "There's a lot more to photography than just pointing and shooting. A good
picture has to tell a story!"
- "Hey, when you've faced the undead, psychopaths, and the military, stuff like
this is a walk in the park."
- "Someone needs to get the truth to the people. I'll do whatever it takes to
survive for that purpose."
- "So now that I've won -- huh? Damnit Otis, I'm busy, can't you wait -- no,
sorry I yelled, I didn't mean it...."
- "Geez, would you stop punching for a minute? I came to help! Just follow me to
safety!"
- "I'm not motivated by awards or accolades. I won't turn them down if you wanna
give 'em to me though."
vs. Felicia: "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cat
scratching! (That's a joke, doll.)"
vs. Haggar: "Man, I remember when you were king of the ring! You've put on a few
pounds, but then, so have I...."
vs. Hulk: "Your gamma radiation ruined my film! Great.... There goes this
month's rent money."
vs. Nova: "Kid, you need to get off this planet pronto. God help us all if you
ever got bit by a zombie."
vs. Spider-Man: "The Daily Bugle will pay top dollar for shots of a Spider-Man
beatdown. Smile for the camera, Spidey!"
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Ninjas are good people in my book -- the book of people's
asses I've kicked!"
Ending
(Frank West looks at a screen that displays zombie versions of Sabretooth,
Bullseye, Punisher, and Daredevil eating each other. Reed Richards stands aside
him)
Frank West: "Zombies? No, wait.... Hero Zombies?!"
Mr. Fantastic: "Yes, in another dimension. I've heard you're quite familiar with
zombies."
Frank West: "You could say that."
Mr. Fantastic: "The people of that world have all been decimated. The zombies
have begun to eat each other. And it gets worse. The zombies all
retain their powers from when they were superheroes."
Frank West: "Wow. Sucks for them."
Mr. Fantastic: "I'm afraid that once they've finished devouring their own world,
they're going to come over here."
Frank West: "OK, now that's just pretty crappy."
Mr. Fantastic: "I've developed a machine that can cross between dimensions."
(Frank West, armed with a bat, and Mr. Fantastic jump through a portal)
Mr. Fantastic: "In order to prevent them from coming over here, we should try to
save their world. Frank, I could use your help on this. Do you
think you could put your reporting and survival skills to use
and give me a heads-up on what's going on over there?"
Frank West: "Super-powered zombies isn't really my thing, but if there's a story
to be had, I'm on it!"
GHOST RIDER
Intro Quotes
- "I would pray now. A lot."
- "Now learn why I'm called a Spirit of Vengeance."
- "Mephisto can't contain me -- what chance do you have?"
vs. Amaterasu: "Even gods must answer for their sins."
vs. Dante: "Fighting demons won't prepare you for what you face now."
vs. Doctor Strange: "You seek to challenge my Hell-spawned power -- but instead,
you will only find death!"
vs. Dormammu: "One of our flames will be extinguished this day. Won't be mine."
vs. Morrigan: "Your wiles won't work on me, succubus."
vs. Phoenix Wright/She-Hulk: "Do you have any idea how many lawyers are in
Hell?"
vs. Thor: "Forget Ragnarok. I'M your destruction."
vs. Trish: "I eat demons like Mundus for breakfast."
vs. Vergil: "Long have you played with fire, boy -- but now, you're playing with
Hellfire."
vs. Villains: "The day of judgment is upon you, scum."
vs. Wesker: "The darkness in your soul disgusts me."
* Villains: Akuma, Doctor Doom, Firebrand, Galactus, Jill Valentine, Magneto,
M.O.D.O.K., Nemesis T-Type, Sentinel, Shuma Gorath, Super Skrull,
and Taskmaster
(Wesker and Dormammu not included since they have their own
interaction with Ghost Rider)
Victory Quotes
- "Eat my flames, loser."
- "Hell hath no fury like a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle."
- "Be grateful I don't take your soul as a prize."
vs. Amaterasu: "The sun does not rise in Hell, goddess."
vs. Dante: "Leave the demon fighting to the experts, fool."
vs. Doctor Strange: "Too often do you invoke demons in your spells, mage. It
stops NOW."
vs. Dormammu: "And now, I think it's time I visited that twin sister of
yours...."
vs. Morrigan: "Not so amusing now, is it?"
vs. Phoenix Wright/She-Hulk: "So I have this contract with Mephisto I'd like
you to look at for me...."
vs. Thor: "If you can't handle Loki, I will."
vs. Trish: "Your bike could use a nice dose of Hellfire, Trish...."
vs. Vergil: "You make deals with the devil, sometimes you end up with him."
vs. Villains: "There is but one fate for the guilty."
vs. Wesker: "Hell is calling, Albert."
Post Match Quotes
- "Hell is exactly where your mother belongs. You'll follow her there soon
enough."
- "You cannot destroy one already beyond death."
- "You will have more than just bruises once you recover. My hellfire burned
your very soul."
- "I am fury itself. Now, taste the fires of Hell."
- "Sometimes I think the whole world deserves damnation."
- "One day I'll be free of this curse. One day."
- "Try as I might to keep the demon inside at bay...some days I fail."
- "Nothing will stop the Spirit of Vengeance from inflicting pain upon all those
who threaten the innocent."
vs. Deadpool: "Never have I encountered a soul so utterly...repulsive."
vs. Doctor Doom: "Will you never learn? Mine is the power of hell unleashed!"
vs. Dormammu: "Now that I've taken care of you, I shall turn my attention to
your unholy lackey -- the Hood is next."
vs. Firebrand: "I have little tolerance for demons...much less inferior ones
like you."
vs. Vergil: "Best control your demonic half, boy. Or I'll do it for you."
vs. Wolverine: "You...have much to answer for."
Ending
(Ghost Rider is driving his bike while wielding his chain)
Ghost Rider: "Perhaps the merging of these two worlds does have its' benefits
after all...."
(Ghost Rider has Mephisto bound in chains, while Dante holds his sword Alastor
near his neck, and Trish holds a contract)
Ghost Rider: "Wouldn't you agree, Mephisto?"
Trish: "Either the contract gets torn up...."
Dante: "Or your throat does. Your choice, Big Red."
HAWKEYE
Intro Quotes
- "Pfft. And they call Captain America a living legend."
- "World's greatest marksman, at your service."
- "Avengers. Defenders. Thunderbolts. I make any team better."
vs. Captain America: "Them Cap's Kooky Quartet days are over, old man."
vs. Crimson Viper: "Take it up with Fury if S.H.I.E.L.D. rejected your
application, not me."
vs. Females: "Sorry, I'm married. Can't blame you for wantin' me, though."
vs. Frank West: "Lights. Camera. Ass kicking."
vs. Iron Man: "You underestimated me from day one. Big mistake."
vs. She-Hulk: "You remember when we used to be friends, Jen? Yeah, neither do
I."
vs. Taskmaster: "You're gonna try to out-archer me?! Good luck with that."
vs. Zero: "An angry space midget with a sword? Yeah, I've been at this too
long."
* Females: Chun Li, Felicia, Hsien-Ko, Jill Valentine, Morrigan, Phoenix,
Storm, Trish, Tron Bonne, and X-23
(Crimson Viper and She-Hulk not included since they have their own
interaction with Hawkeye)
Victory Quotes
- "Always on the mark."
- "You're not brash if you can back it up."
- "Yeah. Eat your heart out, Robin Hood."
vs. Captain America: "Man, I should be leading the Avengers...."
vs. Crimson Viper: "Black Widow, you ain't."
vs. Females: "Ha ha ha ha! Not today, sweetheart!"
vs. Frank West: "Hope you got my good side, camera boy."
vs. Iron Man: "Force Works? Really? What were you thinking?"
vs. She-Hulk: "Guess your cousin is the one with the brains in the family."
vs. Taskmaster: "Next time, leave the bow and arrow stuff to me, skull face."
vs. Zero: "Less than Zero. Ha! See what I did there?"
Post Match Quotes
- "Now that was a performance worthy of my circus days. Think I'll take a bow
now...."
- "Kate Bishop's a good Hakweye. But there's no substitute for the original."
- "My wife Bobbi tells me I have to do a better job of controlling my temper.
What do you think?"
- "In case you're wondering, it's not Bullseye impersonating me. It's the real
deal that handed you your ass."
- "I'm not too shabby without the bow and arrows, either, ya know...."
- "Guns are for wussies."
- "Not too bad for a guy who got himself killed more than a few times, ya know?"
- "I'm so good at this archery stuff, it's getting boring. Maybe I should try
that whole Goliath thing again."
vs. Captain America: "I may give ya a hard time, but the truth is, there's
nobody I respect more than you, Cap."
vs. Iron Man: "Come a long way from that punk small-time crook I was when ya
first met me, huh, Shellhead?"
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "Just give up the whole 'fighting the Avengers' thing. Go on and
make a nice living as a parade float instead."
vs. Spider-Man: "How'd they let you into the Avengers anyway, web face?"
vs. Thor: "Still not sure I buy the whole 'god' thing, Goldilocks."
vs. Wolverine: "You fought like an old man, Logan."
Ending
(Hawkeye is taking aim with his bow)
Hawkeye: "After ya save the world, people tend to give ya what ya want. And for
me, there's only one thing I ever really wanted...."
(Hawkeye appears along with War Machine, Mockingbird, Jin Saotome -Cyberbots-,
June -Star Gladiator-, Moon Knight, Tigra, Wonder Man, and Leo -Red Earth-)
Hawkeye: "New West Coast Avengers assemble!"
HSIEN-KO
Intro Quotes
- "N-Nihao!"
- "You should run while you can!"
- "Let's do this, sis!"
vs. Hsien-Ko: "Huh, didn't know we were quadruplets...."
vs. Nemesis: "Whoa.... Man, your face is scary!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Wow! I don't even wanna touch that!"
vs. Taskmaster: "I can tell this one likes weapons, too!"
Victory Quotes
- "Kon-na toko da ne! Right?"
- "Gomen ne! ...Just kidding!"
- "That's a win for me!"
- "Zà ijià n!"
- "Xiè xiè!"
vs. Hsien-Ko: "You gotta watch out for these fakes!"
vs. Nemesis: "Oh man...that is really frightening!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Ohh.... My clothes are all slimy now...."
vs. Taskmaster: "Were all those weapons just for show?"
Post Match Quotes
- "What else do I have up my sleeves? Nuh-uh! A girl's gotta keep her secrets
y'know!"
- "This isn't magic, it's Senjutsu.... What's the difference? Man, there is no
way I could help to explain that here and now."
- "Who knew you had that kind of power? I'm impressed!"
- "You're annoying. But not nearly as annoying as Lord Raptor. Him and his
stupid guitar."
- "Stop holding back! I know you're stronger than that!"
- "You're pushing me too hard, sis! You don't know what it's like to fight."
- "Me and my sis can take on anyone! We got the might for the fight!"
- "Have a pleasant journey through the Nine Courts of Judgment!"
vs. Arthur: "I can't believe I met THE Arthur! You're the most famous demon
hunter in the biz! I love your weapons!"
vs. Chris: "Stop shooting! I'm not a zombie! I'm a jiang shi! I don't even eat
people OR their brains!"
vs. Deadpool: "I am NOT talking to myself! I'm talking to my sister. What's your
excuse?"
vs. Hawkeye: "I wasn't expecting you to be so full of surprises. I guess you're
thinking the same thing about me."
vs. Jill: "Hey! What do you have against the living dead anyway? We're not all
bad!"
vs. Nemesis: "Don't laugh, Mei. Not all jiang shi can be as beautiful as us!"
Ending
(Hsien-Ko and Mei-Ling stand amidst darkness, as some armored man descends)
Hsien-Ko: "Hey, Mei? Where are we? All I remember is beating Galactus, and --"
Mei-Ling: "Don't you remember, sis? This is the Majegen realm."
Hsien-Ko: "We can never catch a break, can we?"
Thor: "Fear not, fair maidens. Thor, the son of Odin, will fight by your side."
(Hsien-Ko, Mei-Ling, and Thor face off against a legion of ghouls, including
Jedah -Darkstalkers-, Orochi -Okami-, Hela, Kongou, and Ravange -Red Earth-)
Hsien-Ko: "We've fought our way out once before; we can do it again!"
Thor: "You speak the words of a true warrior. Harken unto them, Hela! You shall
not prevail!"
Mei-Ling: "(He's so cool! I'm asking him out when this is over.)"
Hsien-Ko: "(Oh, no you're not. I saw him first!)"
Mei-Ling: "(Says you. Besides, I'm older than you, so I get dibs.)"
HULK
Intro Quotes
- *roars*
- "You make Hulk angry. You not like Hulk angry."
- "Hulk smash puny human!"
- "Hulk fight now!"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Dumb Magician once friends with Hulk -- but now Hulk
smash!"
vs. Haggar: "You look strong. But Hulk strongest there is."
vs. Iron Man: "Hulk will break metal man open like a tin can."
vs. Nemesis: "Hulk smash monster man!"
vs. Nova: "Hulk fight Human Rocket? Hulk not like rockets!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Puny man not Phoenix! Phoenix is bird lady. Hulk confused."
vs. She-Hulk: "Hulk no like fighting girls."
vs. Wolverine: "Hulk break your claws this time, little man."
Victory Quotes
- "Who's next?"
- "You're weak!"
- "No one beats Hulk."
- "You fight like puny Banner."
vs. Doctor Strange: "Now Hulk will smash other Illuminati."
vs. Haggar: "Mustache man strong, but not strong enough."
vs. Iron Man: "Metal man thinks he's stronger than Hulk. Metal man wrong."
vs. Nemesis: "Now monster man knows -- Hulk is strongest monster there is!"
vs. Nova: "Hulk smash puny space man!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry
one!"
vs. She-Hulk: "Girl Hulk stronger than Hulk thought."
vs. Wolverine: "Hulk no like fighting little man. Claws hurt."
Post Match Quotes
- "Puny humans try and fight Hulk. And they say it Hulk who not smart!"
- "A planet of Hulk's own where no puny humans hunt him would be nice. A Planet
Hulk."
- "No one stops Hulk!"
- "Who's stronger than Hulk? No one. NO ONE!"
- "You fighting Hulk, not puny Banner!"
- "Hulk tired now. Wants to sleep. But Hulk not want to change back to puny
Banner...."
- "Hulk smash! Hulk win! Hulk is strongest!"
- "All Hulk wants is to be left alone."
vs. Chris: "Stupid guns not hurt Hulk!"
vs. Deadpool: "Funny man not so funny no more, huh?"
vs. Doctor Doom: "Doom remind Hulk of Banner. Both doctors. Both puny. HULK
SMASH PUNY DOCTORS!"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Dumb magician was Hulk's friend with Defenders. But he turn
on Hulk like everyone else does."
vs. Phoenix: "Hulk strong now! How strong Hulk be with Phoenix Force? Give Hulk
Phoenix Force!"
vs. Tron Bonne: "Hulk break your stupid toys!"
Ending
(Mansion hallway scattered with corpses of bioweapons)
Chris: "Why didn't we think of this before?"
(Chris looks on as Hulk grabs Nemesis by the throat)
Chris: "If you want to beat monsters...."
Jill: "...Bring one of your own!"
Hulk: "Hulk SMASH ugly man!"
IRON FIST
Intro Quotes
- "Fair warning.... I'm registered as a lethal weapon."
- "The Iron Fist can hold back the storm."
vs. Akuma: "I look forward to fighting a real warrior."
vs. Arthur: "My iron fist will shred that armor like paper."
vs. Chun Li: "Daughters of the Dragon called. They want their everything back."
vs. Iron Man: "Technology is no substitute for skill."
vs. Ryu: "Come on, let's see what you've got."
vs. Vergil: "A dragon will always beat a demon-spawn, boy."
Victory Quotes
- "And to think, they call Luke Cage 'Power Man'...."
- "I've forgotten more about fighting than you'll ever know." (*)
- "Losing to you would've set back the Iron Fist legacy for generations."
vs. Akuma: "I suppose we proved who the REAL 'Master of the Fist' is."
vs. Arthur: "This is one dragon you could not slay, knight."
vs. Chun Li: "With some training, you might not be half bad."
vs. Iron Man: "Man of Iron versus Fist of Iron was no contest."
vs. Ryu: "You fought with honor. You would be most welcome in K'un-Lun."
vs. Vergil: "I think your brother would've put up a better fight...."
* Author's note: What, straight up ripping off one of Wolverine's quotes?
Post Match Quotes
- "I know now might not be the best time for this but...you wouldn't happen to
require the services of a Hero For Hire, would you?"
- "I'm now going to use my power to create a mind meld. Because, really, I have
to know...did you really think you could beat me?"
- "They sometimes call me the Living Weapon. Though I don't think I need to
explain to you why right now."
- "Now I'm at peace."
- "I may have an Iron Fist, but I'd rather not have to use it, if possible."
- "I actually posed as Daredevil for a while. You probably would've had a better
shot against him."
- "The scribes in K'un-Lun will write of this battle for years to come."
- "There have actually been sixty six Iron Fists. Though right now I'm guessing
you think one is enough."
vs. Deadpool: "Humor is no substitute for skill. Also...the jokes weren't all
that funny, if I'm being honest about it."
vs. Doctor Strange: "I regret having to take down a fellow Avenger but you gave
me little choice."
vs. Magneto: "Clearly the Master of Magnetism has no effect on a Fist of Iron."
vs. Ryu: "You are a worthy opponent, Ryu. In fact, in time you might even be a
worthy successor of the Iron Fist. But not today."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Even in K'un-Lun we have heard of your prowess, Strider. So
I expected more. MUCH more."
vs. Taskmaster: "You can copy my moves all you want. But you'll never be as good
as me."
Ending
(Close-up of Iron Fist's face)
Iron Fist: "So now that I've defeated Galactus...what is there left to do? Spend
my days in deep meditation? Spend endless nights pondering the
questions of the universe?"
(Pic of Iron Fist standing along with Luke Cage, Chun Li, Batsu Ichimonji -Rival
Schools-, Ryu, Colleen Wing, and Misty Knight)
Iron Fist: "Nah. How about a new kick-ass version of Heroes for Hire instead?"
IRON MAN
Intro Quotes
- "Let's give this new armor a whirl, shall we?"
- "Battle mode initiated!"
- "This is over before it even starts."
- "Business calls. So let's make this quick."
- (w/Alt. Costume): "I can still smell Norman Osborn's hair gel."
- (w/Avengers Team): "Avengers Assemble!"
vs. Captain America: "This armor knows your next move before you do, Steve."
vs. Doctor Doom/M.O.D.O.K.: "Let's see who really has the better toys, shall
we?"
vs. Females: "So...you doing anything after this?"
vs. Hawkeye: "You were a two-bit punk when we first met. You're a two-bit punk
now."
vs. Hulk: "Probably could use that Hulk-buster armor right about now."
vs. Nova: "Nova Force power versus Stark tech, huh? Bring it, flyboy!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "If I win, you're gonna call off that lawsuit against Stark
Industries. Deal?"
vs. Spencer: "Just the arm? What...can't afford the rest of the suit?"
* Females: Chun Li, Crimson Viper, Felicia, Hsien-Ko, Jill Valentine, Morrigan,
Phoenix, She-Hulk, Storm, Trish, Tron Bonne, and X-23
* Avengers Team: Any combination of Hawkeye, Iron Man or Thor (surprisingly,
no Hulk)
Victory Quotes
- "I could've used the Mark 1 armor and still won this fight."
- "Pretty sure I just saved the world. Again."
- "You can't improve on perfection."
- "What part of Invincible Iron Man didn't you understand?"
- (w/Avengers Team): "They don't call us Earth's Mightiest Heroes for nothing."
vs. Captain America: "It's like Civil War all over again...."
vs. Doctor Doom/M.O.D.O.K.: "Pfft. You call that tech? I'll show you tech."
vs. Females: "Told you, a nice candlelight dinner would have been better."
vs. Hawkeye: "Face it, Clint.... You're a second-tier Avenger."
vs. Hulk: "What was that about 'Hulk smash!' again?"
vs. Nova: "In Spanish, your name means 'it doesn't go'. You are aptly named,
amigo."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "You know, I could use a good lawyer. But not you. I said
GOOD lawyer."
vs. Spencer: "Give me a call if you want an upgrade, son."
Post Match Quotes
- "I've had meetings that were more grueling than this."
- "I don't think I'm always right. I know it."
- "Got to call Pepper. Looks like I'm going to be fashionably late to yet
another party...."
- "You put up a good fight, but I had the superior tech, skills, and
experience."
- "That took longer than I expected. Time to make some upgrades."
- "A shame to waste the good armor on such an easy fight."
- "Don't feel bad about it. My armor analyzed your weaknesses and calculated
every possible attack."
- "The money, the women, the armor.... So, yeah, OK. It's not so bad being me."
vs. Doctor Doom: "Don't think I forgot about what happened at Camelot."
vs. Hawkeye: "You were a criminal when I first fought you. And I'm sorry to see
you're still making bad decisions...like fighting me again."
vs. Morrigan: "We should discuss our differences over dinner at my place. I'll
have the best chefs flown in."
vs. Ryu: "There's more to life than just fighting. Fast cars and women, for
example."
vs. Spencer: "Take it from me, son. Metal doesn't make the man."
vs. Thor: "Never did believe in that 'god of thunder' mumbo jumbo."
Ending
(Tony Stark is seen working on something in his lab. The upper half of his
armor is seen hanging in the foreground)
Iron Man: "I won. I beat Galactus. Barely. Bottom line is, I wasn't prepared.
Next time...."
(Tony is performing a check up on an Iron Man suit that has Galactus' helmet
incorporated to it)
Iron Man: "I very much will be."
JILL VALENTINE
Intro Quotes
- *breathes heavily*
- "My orders are to capture you!"
vs. Chris: "A-All enemies...will be destroyed!"
vs. Doctor Doom/M.O.D.O.K.: "Target acquired."
vs. Mutants: "Ready to seize mutant target."
vs. Nemesis: "Nemesis has been spotted."
vs. Wesker: "Ready for training!"
* Mutants: Deadpool, Magneto, Phoenix, Storm, Wolverine, and X-23
Victory Quotes
- "Now you can become one of us."
- "This will only hurt a little."
vs. Chris: "You're expendable, Chris Redfield."
vs. Doctor Doom/M.O.D.O.K.: "Ready to administer drugs to captive."
vs. Mutants: "Mutant taken into custody."
vs. Nemesis: "Target is down. Administering sedative."
vs. Wesker: "My training's complete...."
Post Match Quotes
- "I don't care if you think I'm a mindless puppet. All that matters is my
mission."
- "Gyah.... I don't know...any Chris."
- "Target has been immobilized. Returning to base."
- "You don't scare me at all."
- "Chris.... Raccoon City.... S.T.A.R.S.... What are these...memories?"
- "Even three of you can't take one of me down."
- "Must...break...free...."
- "You are a threat to my mission, and must be eliminated."
vs. Chris: "You are beaten, Chris Redfield. Now you too will serve Wesker."
vs. Hawkeye: "You lost because you're predictable. You tense up every time you
reach for an arrow."
vs. Nemesis: "Stop. Following. ME!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "You are not one of Wesker's B.O.W.'s. What are you?"
vs. Super Skrull: "The alien life-form has been immobilized. I will return to
the laboratory with tissue samples."
vs. Wesker: "This has been a long time coming, Wesker."
Ending
(Jill pointing a gun)
Jill: "Man...."
(Jill and Blade stand back-to-back, Jill aiming a gun and Blade with a gun and
a katana. They are surrounded by generic monsters)
Jill: "And I thought I had it bad when I just had to worry about fighting
zombies."
Blade: "Sister, you don't know the half of it."
MAGNETO
Intro Quotes
- "Learn now why they call me the Master of Magnetism!"
- "You should fear me."
- "My power is unmatched."
- "Allow me to share my dream for this world."
vs. Ghost Rider: "You claim to protect innocent humans. Quite the oxymoron."
vs. Phoenix/Storm/X-23: "I grow weary of these encounters...."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "You offer to 'defend' me? Most offensive, human...."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Your form is most curious, mutant."
vs. Sentinel: "Mutant hunting abomination...."
vs. She-Hulk: "The time of Homo Superior has come!"
vs. Vergil: "Your appearance reminds me of my son. Let's see if you boast his
speed in battle."
vs. Wesker: "Mutants are born, not created."
vs. Wolverine: "How foolish for a man with metal bones to face me...."
Victory Quotes
- *EVIL LAUGH*
- "Humanity disgusts me."
- "I expected you to be a more worthwhile adversary."
- "What hope did you have against the Master of Magnetism?"
vs. Ghost Rider: "Charles Xavier has misled mutantkind. He's the one who needs
penance."
vs. Phoenix/Storm/X-23: "The dream is dead." (*)
vs. Phoenix Wright: "I sacrifice for mutantkind. Lawyers only sacrifice their
dignity."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "So, you are no mutant? I care not of your welfare. Be
gone!"
vs. Sentinel: "I will forge a new future for mutant kind!"
vs. She-Hulk: "Humanity deserves its' fate!"
vs. Vergil: "Shame you're not a mutant. You'd make a good addition to my
Brotherhood."
vs. Wesker: "Not all those with power are fit to rule."
vs. Wolverine: "Be grateful I did not rip the adamantium from your very bones."
* Author's note: In reference to a victory quote from Onslaught, the final boss
of the first Marvel vs. Capcom
Post Match Quotes
- "I had thought to recruit you for my Brotherhood. Your performance has caused
me to reconsider the offer."
- "A war is coming. This was but the first of many victories for mutantkind."
- "Mine is the power to destroy -- but I choose not to. Profit from my example."
- "They call me the Master of Magnetism. That moniker describes but a fraction
of my capabilities."
- "Accept the superiority of mutantkind. I may spare your life."
- "Today mutantkind assumes its' rightful place in the world."
- "I assure you, I derive no pleasure from your inglorious defeat. You left me
no choice."
- "The time for subtlety is passing. Now is the time for change."
vs. Arthur: "Facing me in a metal suit of armor.... What were you thinking?"
vs. Captain America: "Your shield, though metallic, cannot be controlled by my
power. Fascinating."
vs. Dante: "Brash. Arrogant. Rude.... Even a white head of hair. You remind me
of my son in many ways...."
vs. Wesker: "Your attempts at artificial power both impress and disgust me,
Albert Wesker."
vs. Wolverine: "Count yourself lucky I did not tear the adamantium from your
bones...again."
vs. X-23: "If Logan was never able to defeat me, why would such a pale imitation
hope to stand a chance?"
Ending
(Galactus' enormous spaceship, the Taa II, is seen orbiting the Earth. The
legend "Taa II, the worldship of Galactus. Recently renamed: New Avalon" can be
read)
Magneto: "I've spent my whole life looking for a place for my people in the
world...."
(Magneto is seen looking up with a happy face amidst a paradise within the
spaceship. Around him are Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch (his sons), Blob, Mystique,
Toad, Angel, Banshee, Iceman, and Sunfire)
Magneto: "Perhaps I only needed to establish my own."
MIKE HAGGAR
Intro Quotes
- "You're gonna regret this in the morning!"
- "Don't hold back!"
- "Hold back if you want.... It's your funeral!"
- "You bring it however you want!"
vs. Hawkeye: "Arrows, guns, whatever -- bring it on!"
vs. Hulk: "Don't worry, I'm more than a challenge for you!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Doesn't look like an armlock is gonna work on you....
Whoa...."
Victory Quotes
- "Yeah.... That's why I love wrestling!"
- "Yeah, I'm still number one!"
- "Sorry. Didn't mean to beat you so badly."
- "What's the matter? You still want a piece of this?"
vs. Hawkeye: "Don't mess with the mayor!"
vs. Hulk: "You'd make a great wrestler yourself."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Whew, that took forever...."
Post Match Quotes
- "In the ring, I take off the tie and get down to the business of breaking
bones!"
- "It's my job to keep Metro City safe!"
- "Once a wrestler, always a wrestler! That's the motto I live by!"
- "Just be lucky you didn't touch my daughter, or else you would've seen me when
I'm really angry!"
- "I was going crazy cooped up behind that desk all day! There's no better
stress relief than cracking some skulls!"
- "Whoa, that really took it out of me! I could go for a nice rotisserie chicken
right about now."
- "In the ring, the suit and tie...and the gloves come off."
- "Now only if I could stomp out Metro City's crime so easily...."
vs. Frank West: "I said no interviews! My administration is on the up and up. Go
find some real criminals to bug."
vs. Hulk: "Big muscles don't mean anything if you don't know how to use 'em,
pal."
vs. Iron Fist: "How I love fighting a luchadore! You all have such a flair for
theatrics in the ring!"
vs. Ryu: "I haven't had a fight like that ever since I became mayor. Thanks,
kid, that hit the spot."
vs. She-Hulk: "You have the speed, power, and smarts to take down anyone, but
me. Why? It's all about experience."
vs. Thor: "Whoa, you got the poise, power, and mic skills to make it big! Let me
call my buddies at the CWA for ya!"
Ending
(Haggar stands along with Captain America and Chris Redfield in the Oval Office
-that is the office of the President of the United States, in case you didn't
know-. Cap and Haggar are shaking hands)
Haggar: "Well, if it isn't Captain America and Chris Redfield! What brings you
two here today?"
Chris: "Just checking up on you, Mike."
Captain America: "With all that happened with Galactus and now with your
political career taking off, we just got worried. The
responsibilities of this office are huge, and there's no end
to the work ahead of you. We hope you're not running yourself
ragged."
Haggar: "Ha ha, thanks for the concern, but don't worry; an entertainer like me
doesn't get tired!"
Chris: "What do you mean?"
(Newspaper picture of Haggar and Tony Stark -Iron Man- celebrating their
victory in the U.S. presidential election, both of them wearing suits)
Haggar: "I'm a simple man, boys. I just need the people's support and I can do
anything. Pro wrestling, politics, taking down that hunk of garbage
Galactus -- it's all the same to me. If the people are happy, then I'm
happy, and that's all I need!"
Chris: "Ha ha, I see. You may be brawny, but you have a heart of gold, sir."
Captain America: "No kidding, we definitely elected the right man to become the
president of this fine country!"
M.O.D.O.K. (Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing)
Intro Quotes
- "If you think I'd evolved beyond the joys of murder, you'd be wrong."
- "By my calculations, you'll be dead in seconds."
- "You are no match for M.O.D.O.K.!"
- "So many ways to kill, so little time."
- "Where would you like me to send your corpse?"
vs. Arthur: "Hmmph. A little creature with a surprisingly big head...."
vs. Captain America: "The ultimate battle of brains versus brawn."
vs. Doctor Strange: "I will prove once again that science prevails over magic!"
vs. Frank West: "Your pain will fuel my experiments!"
vs. Iron Fist: "Your chi can never compare to the powers of science!"
vs. Nemesis: "I've had experiments like you. I call them failures!"
vs. Nova: "I look forward to taking your Worldmind after I kill you."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Laws? M.O.D.O.K. is above the law!"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "You're cute. Time to die!"
Victory Quotes
- *EVIL LAUGH*
- "Ahh...! Your screams are like music to my ears!"
- "Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing. Now you know why."
- "Now that's mind over matter."
- "Death is like candy."
vs. Arthur: "Such a puny creature. M.O.D.O.K. has no pity for you."
vs. Captain America: "Now your costume is much more red than white and blue."
vs. Doctor Strange: "I am M.O.D.O.K.! Master of the mental arts!"
vs. Frank West: "Not so tough when you battle living opponents, eh?"
vs. Iron Fist: "The Immortal Iron Fist? Hardly."
vs. Nemesis: "I can't WAIT to dissect you, big guy!"
vs. Nova: "If you were this easy, perhaps I should be killing on a more cosmic
scale."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Objection overruled, whelp!"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I defeated a raccoon! SCIENCE!" (*)
* Author's note: This quote is hilarious to me for some reason....
Post Match Quotes
- "They once called me M.O.D.O.C. -- but I'd much rather be 'killing' than
'computing'!"
- "AIM scientists did their job too well. Now, I am their master -- and, so it
would seem...yours!"
- "You have been bested by the world's greatest -- and biggest -- mind!"
- "I'm a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing...and that's what I do."
- "I've already taken every possibility into account and created a contingency
for it."
- "My feeble-minded days as George Tarleton passed long ago. Now.... I KILL!!!"
- "Clearly you lack my intelligence, or you would've realized only a
humiliating defeat awaited you."
- "All in this world are beneath me and must perish because of it."
vs. M.O.D.O.K.: "Never again will I forget to lobotomize one of my clones!"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "You lesser life forms bore me."
vs. Sentinel: "Stick to hunting mutants. Humans are your masters, and I am the
master of all humans!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "And they call ME odd looking."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "It pains me to hurt one with such a large cranium, but your
verbosity left me no choice."
vs. Wesker: "I must admit, I like some of the work you've done with
bioengineering. It has...potential."
Ending
(M.O.D.O.K. is seen looking menacingly over something with a glaring red glow,
along with some of his AIM henchmen)
AIM Headquarters
AIM Agent: "As you requested, sir. From your battle with Galactus...."
M.O.D.O.K.: "Oooh. I've been waiting for this. So tell me, fellas...."
(M.O.D.O.K. is flying about wearing Galactus' helmet, as the AIM cronies look
on)
M.O.D.O.K.: "How do I look? And be honest."
AIM Agent #1: "Um...."
AIM Agent #2: "Well, I...er...."
MORRIGAN AENSLAED
Intro Quotes
- "Bad feels so good."
- "You're in for quite a night!"
- "Don't let me scare you."
- "I want you, body and soul."
- "So, like what you see?"
- "I hope we can have some fun."
vs. Magneto: "Allow me to help release your hate."
vs. Phoenix: "You need to strip off those prosaic morals."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Don't be so stiff. Let's have some fun."
vs. Tron Bonne/X-23: "Aren't you just the cutest!"
Victory Quotes
- "Good's not bad, but bad is better."
- "Let's play again sometime."
- "Ohh. We'll play more later!"
- "Is that all you got?"
- "I'll take good care of you."
- "Relax and let me do all the work."
- "Let's try that again!"
vs. Magneto: "You need to learn to think happy thoughts."
vs. Phoenix: "Show me your true form. Let it out...."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "You're so serious.... It's kind of cute."
vs. Tron Bonne/X-23: "Ha ha! Children should be sleeping at this hour."
Post Match Quotes
- "They say I get around. But it's so boring staying around the house all day.
Don't you think?"
- "I sense a strong power gathering. Looks like tonight won't be so boring after
all!"
- "I could use a nice plaything like you."
- "Mmm, that was fun. Let's do that again."
- "Mmm, that really did not satisfy my urge. I'm going to have to look for
someone else to take care of me."
- "I'm so glad you wanted to take me on, but you didn't have what it takes to
truly satisfy me."
- "Trust me, I'm not as delicate as I might look. I might be the one who ends up
breaking you in half."
- "Aw, don't be afraid. I'll be ever so gentle...."
vs. Ghost Rider: "All I can see in your soulless eyes is myself. You have no
soul worth charming, or even destroying."
vs. Phoenix: "Strip away those inhibitions and let your true self out. There is
no shame in that."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "I see you like to run your mouth. I wonder if you can use
it for anything else."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "My, what strong tentacles you have. I hope the party is just
getting started."
vs. Wolverine: "You have a beastly charm I find just so, so intriguing."
vs. X-23: "Such a pure and chaste spirit. Oh, the ways in which I could corrupt
you...."
Ending
(Morrigan is holding up a glass of wine next to a skull)
Morrigan: "You know...."
(Morrigan is shown holding her glass in the middle of the Hellfire Club, amidst
which are Blackheart, Daimon Hellstorm, Lilith -from Ghost Rider, not Morrigan's
counterpart from Darkstalkers-, and Satannish)
Morrigan: "A girl could learn to like it here!"
NATHAN 'RAD' SPENCER
Intro Quotes
- "You want some of this?"
- "Get in my way, I'll put you down."
- "Bionic arm activated!"
- "You can't outrun my arm."
- "All right, who wants some of this?"
vs. Captain America: "I really didn't think it would come to this...."
vs. Chris: "Is that it? You're seriously outgunned."
vs. Felicia: "I'll wipe that smile off your face."
vs. Iron Man: "How much of that suit is bionic?"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I think you've seen combat before...."
vs. Spider-Man: "You don't know nothin' about swinging."
Victory Quotes
- "How could I lose? I got a bionic arm!"
- "You didn't actually think you could win, did ya?"
- "Don't say I didn't warn ya."
- "Worry about yourself!"
vs. Captain America: "I'm on a mission. Nothing personal."
vs. Chris: "What are you, a rookie?"
vs. Felicia: "Sorry sweetie, playtime's over."
vs. Iron Man: "It's the man that counts, not the machine."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Hope we can fight side by side one day...."
vs. Spider-Man: "And that is how you fight in the air...punk."
Post Match Quotes
- "The arm is just a part of who I am. It doesn't make the man."
- "Try to stop me and you'll get a faceful of bionic fist."
- "With this bionic arm, I have more than enough tools to take down jokers like
you."
- "Super Joe? The man's a disgrace, never utter his name in front of me again."
- "I've lost everything, but I'm not gonna lose this fight."
- "Make one more joke about my hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down some
more!"
- "Sometimes I wonder if it's worth fighting at all."
- "Either die a hero, or live long enough to have everyone turn on you."
vs. Arthur: "There's no way medieval weaponry like that will be able to beat
this arm!"
vs. Captain America: "You used to be one of my childhood heroes. I guess the
legend was bigger than the man."
vs. Iron Man: "This arm of mine isn't as good as your suit but we can work out
the kinks, right...partner?"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I know a battle-hardened vet when I see one. You've got
spirit for your size, but spirit ain't everything."
vs. Sentinel: "Mutant genocide...? Another failure of human engineering. Don't
worry, it ain't your fault, I understand."
vs. Vergil: "Rumors of me not being able to jump were exaggerated. You should
adapt to your opponent if you wanna win."
Ending
(Spencer is seen jumping into action, gun in hand, attacking some BioReign
soldiers)
???: "You know, when you asked me out on that date, Spencer...."
(She-Hulk appears behind Spencer, lifting a car above her head as a BioReign
soldier stumbles about)
She-Hulk: "...trashing BioReign goons ain't exactly what I had in mind."
Spencer: "Hey, I said I'd take you to dinner and a show. This is the show part."
NEMESIS T-TYPE
Intro Quotes
- *growls*
vs. Chris/Jill: "S.T.A.R.S...."
Victory Quotes
- *roars*
vs. Chris/Jill: "S.T.A.R.S.... Gyaaargh!"
Post Match Quotes
- "Guh.... Guh...."
- "Aaarrrrrrgggggh!"
- "Ooooooohhhhhhaaaaa...!"
- ".......!"
- "Whoooooooaaaaaaaah!"
- "Ngh.... Gah.... Awooh...."
- "Gwoooooaaaaah!"
- ".......?"
vs. Chris/Jill: "Staaaars!"
Ending
(Spencer, CEO and co-founder of Umbrella, sits alongside a man named Colcord,
who has his arms crossed, looking at a Nemesis T-Type within a glass tube,
hooked up with wires and naked)
Spencer: "I must commend you, Director Colcord. You and your Weapon X program
have done some remarkable work here."
The Director: "Commend yourself, Mr. Spencer. The remarkable work was there
already...."
(Close-up of the Nemesis, which now sports retractable claws ala Wolverine)
The Director: "We only made some minor improvements."
NOVA
Intro Quotes
- "Nova...the guy who put the 'War' in New Warriors."
- "I'm the only guardian the galaxy needs."
- "Let's make this quick. I've got a universe to save."
vs. Captain America: "Earth's Mightiest Heroes, huh? How limited."
vs. Haggar: "Geez.... Steroids much?"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Sorry, but there's no way I'm losing to an extra from</pre><pre id="faqspan-3">
Bambi."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Cute little ninja tricks versus Nova Corps? Come on now."
vs. Super Skrull: "Act like jerks, your planet gets eaten. It's called karma,
dude."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "Really? I mean.... REALLY?!"
Victory Quotes
- "That was for Nova Corps!"
- "How's it feel to get burned by the Human Rocket?"
- "Blue blazes.... I'm AWESOME."
vs. Captain America: "Dude, for a living legend...you kind of sucked."
vs. Haggar: "And now you're just the mayor of Loserville."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I'll tell the other Guardians of the Galaxy you put up a
good fight. I'll lie."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "If I were you, I'd hide my face, too, after that."
vs. Super Skrull: "Next time you might wanna change yourself into a decent
fighter."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "Is it me, or do we have, like, the same helmet?"
Post Match Quotes
- "That was for the Nova Corps! And, you know...for me, too."
- "Been called a lot of things. Human Rocket. Even Bucket-Head. But right now
you can call me WINNER."
- "It's times like this I miss being a New Warrior. Speedball would point and
laugh at you right now."
- "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to save the galaxy. Again."
- "Human Rocket go boom. You fall down. See how nice that works?"
- "And they call Star-Lord a master problem solver. I sure as hell solved the
problem of you, didn't I?"
- "Whew. Had to kick it up to another level of awesomeness there."
- "In case you had any interest in joining the Nova Corps, forget it. They
wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck."
vs. Captain America: "So, um...this won't get me thrown out of the Secret
Avengers or anything like that, right? Right?"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Gotta be honest...you always sort of creeped me out, Doc."
vs. Magneto: "There's only room for one Bucket-Head in this galaxy, bro."
vs. Phoenix: "You know...all that stuff you did to the universe with the Phoenix
Force? Yeah...not cool."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Sorry, little dude. So...you're not going to cut my throat
in my sleep now or anything like that, right?"
vs. Super Skrull: "You Skrulls can change into whatever you want. Doesn't
matter. I can still smell you. You reek, dude."
Ending
(Nova flying in space)
Nova: "Man, sometimes I forget how cool it is to be part of the Nova Corps.
Defending the universe against threats like Galactus, coming into
contact with other worlds, etc.. Which reminds me.... What's the only
thing better than the Nova Corps?"
(Front view of Nova flying above the Earth along with Mega Man, Proto Man, Roll,
Zero, and Beat, all dressed in Nova Corps uniforms)
Nova: "The MEGA Nova Corps!"
PHOENIX
Intro Quotes
- "Now face the fury of the Phoenix force!"
- "They didn't used to call me Marvel Girl for nothing."
- "Better leave while I can still keep Dark Phoenix at bay."
- "Leave. While you still can. Before she comes."
vs. Akuma: "There's darkness in you. And I know darkness."
vs. Chun Li: "You're about to deal with forces you can't possibly
comprehend...."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Part of me feels I deserve your punishment. Just part,
though."
vs. Morrigan: "Are you sure you're not with the Hellfire Club?"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Not even you could defend the actions of Dark Phoenix...."
vs. Vergil: "Now you're REALLY playing with fire, boy."
vs. Wolverine: "How I wish this wasn't you, Logan."
Victory Quotes
- "You're just lucky I kept Dark Phoenix under control. Somewhat."
- "You don't know what it's like, always having to keep myself in check."
- "Think that was bad? Could've been much worse. Much."
- "I've died more times than I can count. So this was nothing to me."
- (Dark Phoenix): "Ask not for pity from Dark Phoenix. There is none in her."
- (Dark Phoenix): "I've destroyed whole planets. So what chance have you got?"
vs. Akuma: "We're more alike than I'd like to admit."
vs. Chun Li: "I may not have wanted to hurt you. But I knew that I would."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Nothing can stop the power of Phoenix!"
vs. Morrigan: "You remind me of Selene. Maybe that's why I didn't take it easy
on you."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Only one Phoenix was meant to prevail today."
vs. Vergil: "Perhaps if I'm not too busy, I'll take care of Mundus, too."
vs. Wolverine: "The two of us just weren't meant to be, Logan."
Post Match Quotes
- "I've destroyed whole planets. So what chance did you have, really?"
- "I wanted you to win. To end my threat once and for all. I honestly did."
- "If I can no longer control the Phoenix Force, there's only one thing you can
do for me...."
- "Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was just plain old
Marvel Girl."
- "I'm scared.... There's a voice inside that's pushing me to kill, to destroy
everything...!"
- "I'd...get up and get out of here if I were you. While you still can."
- (Dark Phoenix) "And that was but a sample of the power of the Dark
Phoenix...."
- (Dark Phoenix) "I am what was, what is, what will be -- the Black Angel,
Chaos Bringer! I...am...POWER!"
vs. Akuma: "You have barely even tapped into the vast powers that are inside
you, and already they control you."
vs. Arthur: "Instead of fighting me, you should go and rescue your princess.
It's not polite to keep a lady waiting."
vs. Magneto: "And to think we used to make such a big deal out of you."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "We're both called Phoenix, but I'm a destroyer of worlds
and you're a lawyer. I wonder which one of us is more
hated."
vs. Storm: "Now go, Ororo. None of you can help me anymore. Not even Charles."
vs. Wolverine: "If I start to lose control again, Logan.... I want you to do
what you do."
Ending
(Phoenix stands atop a defeated Galactus amidst a wrecked city. Iceman, Cyclops,
Wolverine, Spider-Man, Trish, She-Hulk, Ryu, and Captain America all run towards
her)
Wolverine: "Jeannie! Ya did it! Ya beat Galactus!"
Phoenix: "Yes and no. Yes, Galactus has been defeated...."
(Phoenix looks back with a sinister glow in her eyes)
Phoenix: "But I'm not 'Jeannie'. Which means your problems have just begun...."
PHOENIX WRIGHT
Intro Quotes
- "Your Honor, the defense is ready to present!"
- "I want the truth, and nothing but the truth!"
- "I won't lose! Not to the likes of you!"
vs. Firebrand: "Man or demon, all are equal under the law!"
vs. She-Hulk: "Ms. Walters, Your Witness!"
vs. Villains: "Give up your life of crime!"
* Villains: Akuma, Wesker, Doctor Doom, Dormammu, Firebrand, Galactus,
Jill Valentine, Magneto, M.O.D.O.K., Nemesis T-Type, Sentinel,
Shuma-Gorath, Super Skrull, and Taskmaster
Victory Quotes
- "A good lawyer has faith in his client! I guess...."
- "You gotta learn to keep cool under pressure! That's the mark of a great
lawyer!"
- "Wow.... Looks like I won the case Maya!"
vs. Firebrand: "Well, look at that! I guess you can beat the devil!"
vs. She-Hulk: "It takes more than brute strength to make your case in court!"
vs. Villains: "In battle, it's not a question of 'guilty' or 'not guilty'."
Post Match Quotes
- "Hey Maya, you sure doing this is good PR for our office? 'Cause I'm...not
really seeing it."
- "Look up 'Wright & Co. Law Offices' if you ever need representation. Can't
promise I'll take your case, though...."
- "Heroes, villains, and this huge Galactus guy trying to take over.... It's
like something out of Maya's favorite show!"
- "All this flying around and getting slammed into the ground.... I'm lucky I'm
so well-prepared for such abuse!"
- "Whether in the courtroom or cleaning my toilet, it's always nice to feel like
I've fought a good fight."
- "As my mentor told me once, a lawyer is someone who keeps on smiling, no
matter how bad it gets."
- "A coffee-loving prosecutor once said: Once you eliminate the impossible,
whatever remains must be the truth."
- "I'm not a big fan of things being thrown at me...but at least it wasn't hot
coffee!"
vs. Amaterasu: "Hey, think you can give Detective Gumshoe some pointers on how
to train a K-9 police dog sometime?"
vs. Crimson Viper: "Be grateful your kid's still young. Mine is constantly
forcing me into bankruptcy over hamburgers!"
vs. Doctor Doom: "So these are the charges against you. Let's see here.... Boy
this binder sure is thick!"
vs. Firebrand: "You may be a demon, but at least you're not a Demon Prosecutor.
I've met enough of those for a lifetime!"
vs. Ghost Rider: "We may both be after justice, but your methods aren't exactly
orthodox...or humane."
vs. She-Hulk: "That's quite the transformation! Not even Maya changes THIS much
when she channels someone."
Ending
(Phoenix Wright appears on the stand in court)
Phoenix Wright: "I've seen my share of bizarre cases, but never have I handled
one so important, with a client so unique. And so without
further ado, I call to the witness stand...."
(Phoenix Wright is shown with his arms open, as Galactus sits behind him, barely
fitting in the courtroom, cracking the ceiling above him. She-Hulk, dressed in
her judge garment, and Maya look on with visible concern)
Phoenix Wright: "The defendant, Galactus!"
Galactus: "I hereby renew my request for a change of venue...."
ROCKET RACCOON
Intro Quotes
- "Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines."
- "How about I make a fur coat out of YOU?!"
- "My version of a coonskin cap is basically me chewing on your skull."
vs. Chris: "You've fought zombies, mutants, tyrants.... But nothing's prepared
you for -- a RACCOON."
vs. Deadpool: "Again...that wasn't me going through your garbage cans last
night."
vs. Hulk: "You called me 'puny' once, jade jaws. Didn't much care for that."
vs. Nemesis: "You sort of remind me of the Hulk. Only much stupider."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Space raccoon versus demon squid. Yeah, this isn't weird or
anything."
vs. Spencer: "Military tactical genius meets military screw up. You do the
math."
vs. Wesker: "So what's this I hear about a place called 'Raccoon City'?"
Victory Quotes
- "Never doubt a raccoon."
- "The Guardians of the Galaxy are nothing without me."
- "The raccoon's the king of the beasts. Screw the lion."
vs. Chris: "That's for letting them mess up Raccoon City, ya wanker!"
vs. Deadpool: "And that's for saying you just saw my mother at the Bronx Zoo!"
vs. Hulk: "Let's KO some space clowns again sometime, mate. For ol' time's
sake."
vs. Nemesis: "Man, you ugly."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Looks like it's time for some space calamari. Yum!"
vs. Wesker: "Let's go to Halfworld and have somebody experiment on YOU for a
change."
Post Match Quotes
- "Man, I wish Groot were here to see this."
- "I hear Earthlings taste just like chicken."
- "Say one more time how embarrassing it is to get beat up by a raccoon and I'm
gonna beat you up again."
- "Used to have a starship called the Rack 'n' Ruin. And I sure 'racked and
ruined' the hell outta you."
- "Star-Lord seems to think I'm some kind of tactical genius. I seem to think
he's on to something there."
- "I may come from Halfworld, but you're the one who didn't stand half a chance
of winning this thing."
- "I don't know what it is...but I have a sudden craving for garbage."
- "You didn't need a raccoon's eyesight to see how that fight was turning out."
vs. Amaterasu: "So...you doing anything after this, cutie? Rowwwr!"
vs. Deadpool: "OK...so what did you mean I was a reject from the set of Bambi?
What the hell's a Bambi?"
vs. Hulk: "Little furry animal beats big green monster. Sort of sounds like a
fairy tale that's had too much to drink."
vs. Nova: "You should turn in your honorary Guardians of the Galaxy membership
card after that pitiful display."
vs. Super Skrull: "You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you
knew how many Skrulls I've whacked."
vs. Wolverine: "Every wolverine I've ever met was a filthy and vile creature.
You're no exception."
Ending
(Rocket Raccoon is shown wearing shades and a Hawaiian shirt)
Rocket Raccoon: "So, here I am, Galactus defeated, and I say, what the hey...
how about a little R & R for ol' RR? The guy with the guns
mentions his hometown -- I figure it to be a paradise for my
kind. Well, needless to say...."
(Rocket Raccoon is seen sitting on a table gunning down some zombies in Raccoon
City while a fire rages in the background)
Rocket Raccoon: "It's not."
RYU
Intro Quotes
- "Show me your strength!"
- "Come on...fight!"
vs. Akuma: "I will surpass...the Satsui no Hado!"
vs. Chun Li: "Nice form. Now.... Let's go!"
vs. Iron Fist: "Master of the Iron Fist? Show me!"
vs. Spider-Man: "Spiders.... I hate spiders...."
vs. Wolverine: "Interesting.... You fight like a wild animal!"
Victory Quotes
- "That was a good fight!"
- "A good wind...."
- "I feel at peace now...."
- "Is that all you've got?"
- "Your stance is weak!"
vs. Akuma: "I knew your teachings were false!"
vs. Chun Li: "Your kicks still need practice."
vs. Iron Fist: "So...that was K'un-Lun's power...."
vs. Spider-Man: "Huh.... I guess that wasn't so scary."
vs. Wolverine: "When you lost control, you lost the fight."
Post Match Quotes
- "I must find a more worthy opponent...."
- "Dedicate yourself, and anything is possible! Human potential is truly
limitless...."
- "I still have a long journey before I am a true warrior...."
- "I'm starving! Know where I could get a bite to eat around here? I'm not picky
about what I eat, but I need healthy portions!"
- "Defeating the world's best is no longer enough! I have a new world to
challenge!"
- "Your last attack was off by a second. And a second is a lifetime in battle."
- "That's the first time I've seen an attack like that! I must train harder...."
- "As long as I'm standing, I can still fight!"
vs. Deadpool: "Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?"
vs. Iron Fist: "It was my pleasure to meet a warrior who fights with honor. I
hope that our paths will cross again."
vs. Phoenix: "I see you are battling your inner demons. You must prove that you
are stronger than they are."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Your sense of justice is strong, but a warrior's fists
should be stronger than his mouth."
vs. Super Skrull: "Space.... If that is where my path takes me next, then I must
follow."
vs. Wolverine: "And I thought facing someone with one claw was bad enough. You
really put me to the test. Thank you."
Ending
(Ryu is shown holding a red cloth in his hands against a rainy background,
without his bandanna)
Ryu: "The road was long and treacherous, but I have finally conquered the most
dangerous enemy -- myself. I will no longer succumb to the Satsui no Hado.
I have found a righteous power."
Akuma: "Fool! You have no idea what it is you shun!"
Ryu: "I have found something more powerful than you can ever imagine."
(Ryu is shown giving a blazing Shoryuken straight to Akuma's jaw, wearing a red
facescarf just like Iron Fist)
Ryu: "IRON SHORYUKEEEEEEEN!!"
Akuma: "AAAARRRRGHH!!"
SENTINEL
Intro Quotes
- "Attention! Cease and desist!"
- "Begin mission."
- "Loading battle protocols."
- "Combat target acquired."
vs. Akuma: "Unknown entity. Proceeding with extreme caution."
vs. Firebrand: "Query: Is subject a mutant? Analyzing. Analyzing.
Analyzing...."
vs. Mutants: "Mutant entity detected."
vs. Nova: "Is subject Richard Rider a mutant? ANALYZING...."
vs. Tron Bonne/Zero: "Unidentified object found. Entering combat mode."
* Mutants: Deadpool, Magneto, Phoenix, Storm, Wolverine, and X-23
Victory Quotes
- "Mission completed."
- "Target terminated."
- "Target is no longer a threat."
- "Target silenced. Returning to search mode."
vs. Akuma: "Analysis incomplete. Returning with incapacitated target."
vs. Firebrand: "Demonic entity: Terminated."
vs. Mutants: "Mutant entity eliminated. Operation successful."
vs. Nova: "QUERY TO MASTER MOLD: Should Nova Corps be eliminated?"
vs. Tron Bonne/Zero: "Target destroyed. Retrieving useful technology."
Post Match Quotes
- "The programming of this unit is evolving. Changing. Adapting. Becoming....
Bastion."
- "Impediments have been eliminated. Returning to primary mission."
- "Report to Master Mold.... Target: Eliminated. Awaiting further
instruction...."
- "Termination program engaged. Search and destroy.... Search and destroy...."
- "Weapons depleted. Damage critical. Returning to base for repairs."
- "All threats to humanity have been terminated."
- "Battle data indicates excessive force was not required."
- "Resistance is futile. Accept your extermination."
vs. Magneto: "Omega level mutant Magneto: Terminated. Next target: Charles
Xavier."
vs. Storm: "Target Ororo Munroe apprehended. The remainder of the X-Men will
soon follow...."
vs. Tron Bonne: "Target apprehended. Fraudulent Sentinel production halted."
vs. Wesker: "Target is not a natural mutant. All enhancements are the result of
cellular manipulation."
vs. Wolverine: "Subject Wolverine: Terminated. Operation Zero Tolerance: Near
Completion."
vs. X-23: "Wolverine DNA detected in female mutant. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT
COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE."
Ending
(A huge Master Mold facility, built out of Galactus' spaceship, the Taa II, is
seen resting in a canyon)
Sentinel: "Master Mold program online. Galactus' worldship acquired. Acquisition
has allowed this unit to traverse dimensions, thereby aiding in this
unit's ultimate goal...."
(Several Sentinels are seen surveying several monitors which display images of
various superheroes, such as Hulk, Spider-Man, and Wolverine. All Sentinels now
display Galactus-like horns on their heads)
Sentinel: "The destruction of both mutants and mankind alike."
SHE-HULK
Intro Quotes
- "I hope you've prepared a strong defense."
- "This won't take long."
- "Don't think you're getting off easy just 'cause I'm the girl Hulk."
- "Today I'm judge, jury, and executioner."
vs. Chun Li: "Honey, just turn around and leave before you get hurt."
vs. Deadpool: "I can break the 4th wall too, you know!"
vs. Haggar: "Consider yourself impeached."
vs. Hawkeye: "Fighting me? You were always headstrong, Clint. Didn't think you
were stupid, too."
vs. Hulk: "You know what they say...the female is the deadlier of the species."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Soon the defense will rest...her fist upon your face."
Victory Quotes
- "I wish my cases were this quick."
- "She-Hulk SMASH! Heh. Imagine?"
- "I'm out of your league...in so many ways."
- "Case closed."
vs. Chun Li: "I almost feel bad for you, little girl. Almost."
vs. Deadpool: "If there's ever an MvC 4, I'll destroy you there too, Wade."
vs. Haggar: "So what if you can't beat a girl, Mike? You've still got my vote!"
vs. Hawkeye: "It's times like these I'm ashamed we were both Avengers."
vs. Hulk: "I promise not to say anything about this at the family reunion."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "How's that for a little courtroom drama?"
Post Match Quotes
- "Don't think about suing now that I trashed you. 'Cause then I'll kick your
ass in court, too."
- "I don't want you to think I went easy on you; I want you to KNOW I went easy
on you!"
- "How many ladies made the cut for both the Avengers and the Fantastic Four?
You're looking at her."
- "Hey, no hard feelings, right? Give me a call if you ever need a good lawyer."
- "So what's the Hulk got that I ain't?"
- "Somebody once called me Phoenix Wright with muscles. And then I called him
an ambulance."
- "I wonder if I win court cases because the jury's afraid I'll do to them what
I just did to you."
- "You just got pulverized by 700 pounds of lean green muscle, sweetie."
vs. Chun Li: "You and I have more in common than you think. Maybe once you wake
up we can talk about it."
vs. Deadpool: "Y'know, if this game were made in 1991, I'd be the one whacking
you with a health bar."
vs. Hulk: "...and another thing! Stop showing up and ruining Thanksgiving!"
vs. Hsien-Ko: "You think you've got family problems? Oh, the stories I could
tell you...."
vs. Iron Man: "That's for when you KO'ed me during Contest of the Champions."
vs. Phoenix Wright: "If you argue the way you fight, it's a wonder you ever win
a case."
Ending
(She-Hulk is shown standing in between Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth in a
courtroom, dressed in judge garments. A portrait of She-Hulk is seen on the
right side)
Announcer: "You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Jennifer Walters. This
is...Judge Jennifer. The people are real. The cases are real. The
rulings are final."
(She-Hulk is shrugging in front of a broken table while holding her mallet.
Phoenix Wright and Miles are embracing each other in fear)
She-Hulk: "Um, bailiff.... Looks like I did it again."
SHUMA GORATH
Intro Quotes
- *chuckles*
- "This dimension belongs to me now."
- "I can taste your fear! And it's delicious."
- "Embrace chaos."
vs. Dormammu: "You could not hope to defeat me, hellspawn!"
vs. Ghost Rider: "I assure you, demon hunter, you have never faced my like
before."
vs. Haggar: "You govern...but without any REAL power."
vs. Hsien-Ko: "A living corpse...how quaint...."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "What a handsome devil you are."
vs. Vergil: "I'll eviscerate you, half-breed!"
Victory Quotes
- "I am He Who Sleeps, but now awakens."
- "Everything begins and ends with Shuma Gorath!"
- "How can someone like you defeat the infinite?"
- "Waste of flesh!"
vs. Dormammu: "I will come for your dimension next!"
vs. Ghost Rider: "The power of Hell is of no concern to the Lord of Chaos."
vs. Haggar: "You are no Dr. Strange, mortal...."
vs. Hsien-Ko: "Your weapons are impressive. Your skills are not."
vs. Shuma Gorath: "An eye for an eye...."
vs. Vergil: "You are an embarrassment to demons everywhere."
Post Match Quotes
- "There was no Shuma Gorath before me, and there shall be none after!"
- "Everything in this world will be devoured by chaos, and then become a part of
me."
- "Chaos is everything, and Shuma Gorath is a fractal of chaos."
- "Even in the darkest shadows I can always see you!"
- "How do you expect to win a fight with only two arms?"
- "Time and space are meaningless to one such as I!"
- "Humans are such strange-looking creatures."
- "Imagine if you faced me in my own Chaos Dimension, fool! I am omnipotent
there."
vs. Amaterasu: "You are not worthy to call yourself the protector of this
realm."
vs. Deadpool: "I did not appreciate being called calamari. And what is this
'dipping sauce' you keep referring to?"
vs. Doctor Strange: "With you out of the way, this dimension finally belongs to
Shuma Gorath. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
vs. Dormammu: "I'll be sure to send your regards to Stephen Strange after I've
choked the very life from him."
vs. Firebrand: "You put up a decent fight, demon. Now bow before me and I shall
grant you a position in my new order."
vs. Hsien-Ko: "As a bride to one of the Old Ones you would be given many
dimensions as a dowry."
Ending
(Headlines of a newspaper depicts a picture of Shuma Gorath, declaring him the
winner against Galactus)
Shuma Gorath: "Now, this I did not anticipate. I arrived to this pitiful world
intending to conquer, but instead, emerged as its' most unlikely
savior. There is an old saying these human dogs subscribe to that
I suppose applies here:"
(Shuma Gorath is shown as the host of a Japanese game show, complete with a bow
tie and a microphone)
Shuma Gorath: "'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!'"
Announcer: "And now for the Super Monster Awesome Hour -- with your host, Shuma
Gorath!"
Shuma Gorath: "Welcome to the program, vile fleshling scum!"
SPIDER-MAN
Intro Quotes
- "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man at your service!"
- "Spider-sense tingling!"
- "Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!"
- "With great power...comes a great beat down!"
vs. Doctor Strange: "Time for a butt-whooping supreme!"
vs. Firebrand: "So...any relation to J.J.?"
vs. Ghost Rider: "If it's souls you're looking for, there's a guy named J.
Jonah I'd like you to meet...."
vs. Ryu: "You've got a black belt in stupid if you think you're gonna beat
me."
vs. Taskmaster: "You kiss your mother with that face? Geez."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "Awww. Ain't you just the cutest wittle thing."
vs. Wesker: "My slime ball sense is tingling!"
Victory Quotes
- "Meh. Didn't even need my spider-sense for that one."
- "That's why J.J. pays me the big bucks!"
- "Say 'Cheeze!'"
- "Good ol' spider-sense. What would I do without ya?"
vs. Doctor Strange: "So now you're, what? Sorcerer Kinda-OK-ish?"
vs. Firebrand: "You know, you sort of look like the guy who ruined my
marriage...."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Vengeance has been.... (Cough) How do you do that?"
vs. Ryu: "I must admit, beating the living snot outta you...was a great
honor."
vs. Taskmaster: "Gonna be hard to copy that butt kicking."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "Sorry, lil' guy. Beating you up is like stepping on a
kitten."
vs. Wesker: "You've got great power, Albert...but you're not very responsible
with it."
Post Match Quotes
- "Just a little heads up.... I wouldn't pick up the Daily Bugle tomorrow if I
were you."
- "Sometimes with great power comes the great responsibility to beat the
beejezus out of somebody."
- "My aunt would've put up a better fight."
- "I'm pretty sure even the spectacular Spider-Ham could beat you."
- "Have you seen that big float of me at the Daily Bugle parade? It...kinda
creeps me out."
- "Ugh...late again. MJ's gonna kill me."
- "Remember that one time during the fight when it looked like you might
actually win? No? Me neither."
- "Something tells me Peter Parker got some nice shots of your humiliating
defeat for tomorrow's Bugle."
vs. Deadpool: "Hey, Mister WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL-SON! ...You suck."
vs. Doctor Strange: "Jeez...next time maybe you should cast a spell that'll make
you not suck."
vs. Felicia: "What is it with me and cat women named Felicia? Jeez...."
vs. Frank West: "Sorry your camera broke in the fight. Guess someone else'll
have to get pics to the Bugle."
vs. Spider-Man: "Was that a clone me or a Skrull me I just beat? I can never
tell the difference."
vs. Viewtiful Joe: "Being a carefree, fun-loving hero is all good, but you
wouldn't even qualify for the Pet Avengers."
Ending
(Peter Parker shows a picture of Spider-Man posing over a defeated Galactus)
Peter: "Have yourself a peek at these, J.J.. Aren't they great?"
(J. Jonah Jameson berates Peter, with Robbie Robertson watching on)
J.J.: "And what exactly in the name of my grandma Moses is so 'great' about
them, Parker? These pictures imply that the wall crawling menace is some
kind of hero! I know in my gut he was in cahoots with Galactus the whole
time, so get me pictures that tell the real story, or get me a
photographer that will!"
Peter: "I swear, sometimes I don't know why I bother...."
STORM
Intro Quotes
- "Are you sure you are up to this?"
- "Do you prefer your defeat by lightning or wind?"
- "You now face Storm of the X-Men!"
- "I call upon the power of Nature herself!"
vs. Firebrand: "I've defeated N'garai demons before. And I'll defeat you."
vs. Jill: "Now you encounter real power."
vs. Magneto: "Will you never learn, Erik?"
vs. Nemesis: "A monstrosity such as yourself insults the very laws of nature!"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Guns and knives can only do so much against a force of
nature."
vs. X-Men: "There is a reason I lead the X-Men."
* X-Men: Phoenix, Storm, Wolverine, and X-23
Victory Quotes
- "I may treasure peace. But I am very good at making war."
- "My thanks to you, Mother Nature."
- "That was for you, T'Challa, my love."
- "Those who challenge me fight the very elements of Earth herself."
vs. Firebrand: "Did Belasco send you, demon?"
vs. Jill: "Terrifying monsters? Try being an X-Man."
vs. Magneto: "Perhaps now you realize your foolishness, Magnus."
vs. Nemesis: "Let us only hope that there are no more like you."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I suddenly rejoice that there are no raccoons in
Wakanda...."
vs. X-Men: "Back to the Danger Room with you."
Post Match Quotes
- "As an X-Man, I've faced many a formidable opponent. You were not one of
them."
- "As long as nature is my ally, I will never lose."
- "Now you know why they once worshipped me as a goddess."
- "This battle could have been avoided. Next time, we must seek a peaceful
solution."
- "I must return to Wakanda. My beloved T'Challa awaits."
- "I have lead the X-Men in many a battle. Working in a team comes naturally to
me."
- "Those who challenge me fight the very elements of Earth herself."
- "I will not lose so long as the rains and the winds are mine to command!"
vs. Captain America: "Because you are a friend to my husband, T'Challa, I took
it easy on you."
vs. Chris: "Rarely have I met a man with such a strong moral compass. I regret
that we had to meet in combat."
vs. Magneto: "I'm afraid Charles is wrong where you are concerned, Erik. You are
a lost cause."
vs. Morrigan: "If you are truly the queen of your realm, then you should behave
in the manner befitting one."
vs. Phoenix: "I hated to do that to you, Jean. You are like a sister to me."
vs. Wolverine: "I lead the X-Men, Logan. Look at what challenging my authority
has gotten you."
Ending
(Storm is spreading her arms beneath a cloudy sky)
Storm: "Sometimes, when I wonder if it's all worth it -- everything we do as
X-Men to save this world -- I come here."
(Storm is seen overlooking the kingdom of Wakanda, with Black Panther standing
behind her)
Storm: "And I'm reminded that it very much is."
STRIDER HIRYU
Intro Quotes
- "I will eliminate all obstacles."
- "Strider Hiryu, ready for battle."
- "Objective confirmed. Beginning mission."
vs. Crimson Viper: "Something I don't like about you."
vs. Ghost Rider: "I am the hunter. You are the prey."
vs. Hsien-Ko/Taskmaster: "Prepare yourself, to meet Cypher's edge."
Victory Quotes
- "No place for amateurs."
- "All are equal in the face of death."
- "Hiryu to headquarters, mission accomplished."
vs. Crimson Viper: "Run crying back to your masters."
vs. Ghost Rider: "...Don't worry. I'll punish the guilty."
vs. Hsien-Ko/Taskmaster: "Your weapons are too good for the likes of you."
Post Match Quotes
- "Don't talk unless you have the skills to back up your threats."
- "There's no such thing as immortals. Everyone dies. Just a matter of when."
- "Unless you're a target of mine, you will never see me. If you do see me, then
it's already too late."
- "If you have any last words, now is a good time to say them."
- "Justice...ambition...whatever. I just do my job. Nothing else matters."
- "All are equal in the face of death."
- "Discard your weapons, you have no use for them."
- "You couldn't even lay a scratch on me, much less kill me."
vs. Crimson Viper: "You must learn to have technology serve you and not rely on
it."
vs. Frank West: "You are too accustomed to watching others fight. You are in no
condition for battle."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Whatever enemies you have, I will slay. You do not belong
outside hell's gates."
vs. Ryu: "Never have I faced a warrior with such single-minded purpose. Your
technique is almost flawless."
vs. Super Skrull: "Your kind has caused trouble for Earth before. I will not let
it happen again."
vs. Taskmaster: "You have many skills, but not the discipline nor the focus to
be a Strider."
Ending
(Strider Hiryu and Wolverine, standing inside some sort of crater, look up to
where Lady Deathstrike is standing, along with her band of Reavers)
Lady Deathstrike: "We are here for the X-Men. I'd advise you to stand down, or
be cut down."
Strider Hiryu: "You will cause no injury here today. If you do not turn back
now, you will not leave here alive."
Lady Deathstrike: "You are mistaken if you think one paltry ninja will stop the
Reavers."
Strider Hiryu: "A strider never enters a battle unprepared. LEGION!"
(Strider Hiryu and Wolverine charge forward, among Hiryu's legion of mechanized
dogs and eagles. Among them is also Cable, Forge, Death's Head, Deathlok, Pepper
Potts -in Rescue armor-, and Slingshot. Lady Deathstrike looks shocked)
Lady Deathstrike: "...!?"
Strider Hiryu: "I know you fight without honor, claw witch. Know that we will
show you no mercy."
Wolverine: "Couldn't have said it better myself."
SUPER SKRULL
Intro Quotes
- "Another base life-form...."
- "There's far too much trash in the universe."
- "I will crush you like the insect you are."
- "Who wants to die first?"
vs. Chris: "You should stick to fighting zombies."
vs. Nova: "Once we stood as allies. But today you will be annihilated!"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Guardian of the Galaxy? Prepare to guard yourself...."
vs. Ryu: "You are the pinnacle of human perfection. Which means nothing to me."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "A human martial artist. How quaint."
vs. Super Skrull: "Enemies of the empire shall be executed!"
Victory Quotes
- "For the Empire!"
- "Inferior race...."
- "Beg for your life. As if it would help."
- "The Skrull queen will be quite pleased."
vs. Avengers: "Enough of these Avengers! Bring me the Fantastic Four!"
vs. Chris: "Which is more obsolete? Your weapons or you?"
vs. Nova: "Are there others in the Nova Corps who would challenge me?"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "I hope Galactus consumes your homeworld next...."
vs. Ryu: "Not bad. For a human."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "You might be a big deal on Earth, but you're just a waste
of time to me."
vs. Super Skrull: "There is only one Super Skrull. As you now plainly see."
* Avengers: Hawkeye, Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America (surprisingly, no
Hulk)
Post Match Quotes
- "Even a novice warrior could mimic your feeble powers."
- "The Fantastic Four do have such wonderful powers to mimic. I really must
thank them the next time I try to kill them."
- "Do you know who I am? I am Kl'rt, champion of the Skrull Empire -- the Super
Skrull!"
- "Your defeat is just a prelude to what awaits the entire universe!"
- "The Skrull Empire shall rise again! Mightier than ever!"
- "For the Skrull Empire to have fallen while your inferior species remains is
a cosmic injustice."
- "Yes, I fought for humanity during Secret Invasion. But don't read too much
into that."
- "You have just been defeated by the pinnacle of Skrull bioengineering!"
vs. Crimson Viper: "For all your weapons and upgrades, you lack the spirit of
a true warrior!"
vs. Doctor Doom: "I can see now why the Fantastic Four has defeated you so many
times."
vs. Hulk: "If you are the strongest humanity has to offer, then Earth will soon
fall to the Skrull Empire!"
vs. Nova: "Just so you know, the Skrull Empire has always considered the Nova
Corps to be something of a joke...."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Even if I was ordered to assume your form, I would refuse.
It would be too embarrassing."
vs. Wesker: "You should kill whoever gave you those meager enhancements. They
have availed you nothing in battle!"
Ending
(Super Skrull stands next to Galactus' helmet)
Super Skrull: "Behold! I have avenged the loss of my homeworld, Tarnax IV! What
you see here is all that is left of he who was responsible. I say
to you the devourer of planets is no more! What say you all?"
(Super Skrull is seen raising his arm on a stand, while several figures sit in
their balconies in a huge conference room. Among them is Gladiator, Saturn -Star
Gladiator-, Annihilus, Black Bolt, Impossible Man, Kang the Conqueror, and Gamof
-Star Gladiator-)
All: "CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! All hail, Kl'rt! All hail the Super
Skrull!"
TASKMASTER
Intro Quotes
- "Anything I see you do, I can do, too!"
- "Now, which attack should I use on you, huh?"
- "You are the Ass Kick-EE. I am the Ass Kick-ER."
- "I'm here to teach you some moves!"
- "I'm gonna kill you. Painfully."
vs. Akuma/Ryu/Tron Bonne: "I do this for cash, not for the thrills."
vs. Captain America: "Long time no see, Cap."
vs. Hawkeye: "Don't take it personally when I bullseye an arrow through your
skull."
vs. Hsien-Ko: "Ooh! Hidden weapons! This'll be fun!"
vs. Iron Man: "I could use that armor in my classes!"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Hmph. Any money in pest control? Guess we're about to find
out."
vs. Spider-Man: "Hey there, slick. We meet again...."
Victory Quotes
- "All these skills packed in one mean fighting machine!"
- "What crude fighting!"
- "I didn't even get to show you all my moves!"
- "You fight like an amateur, chump!"
- "Thanks for the moves. Now get out of my face!"
vs. Akuma/Ryu/Tron Bonne: "I'm so much better than you. You can't win."
vs. Captain America: "Maybe I should show you how to use that shield!"
vs. Hawkeye: "Thanks for the archery lesson, William Tell."
vs. Hsien-Ko: "Maybe you need some more weapons."
vs. Iron Man: "Looks like Tony Stark needs a bodyguard."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Think you'll look good stuffed and mounted over my
fireplace."
vs. Spider-Man: "I'll send you a bill for the lesson!"
Post Match Quotes
- "You fight like a loser! I'm not even gonna bother stealing your moves."
- "Give me six months and $99,999.99 and I'll train you up from a zero to a
world-class merc!"
- "Consider this lesson on the house. You wanna fight again, it's gonna cost
ya."
- "Sorry, I can't train you. You're beyond help."
- "I can use Captain America's shield, fight like Iron Fist, and move like
Daredevil. Simply put, I'm awesome."
- "You wanna be a big leaguer? You got the cash then I can make it happen."
- "I got whatcha call photographic reflexes. Anything you do, I can do. Only
better."
- "That beating came free of charge."
vs. Amaterasu: "Now there's one doggie that got put to sleep."
vs. Captain America: "Thanks for the new slogan, Capitano: 'Taskmaster: He beat
the crap outta Cap!'"
vs. Crimson Viper: "You got a lotta nice weapons here, toots. Don't mind if I
help myself to 'em, do ya?"
vs. Deadpool: "I told ya a hundred times. You can't work for me 'cause killing
my students is bad for business!"
vs. Nova: "I could copy your powers. But why the hell would I want to?"
vs. Wolverine: "Guess this makes me the new 'best that there is'. Hell, I'm even
gonna put it on my business card and everything."
Ending
(Taskmaster appears pointing to the screen in a TV commercial, along with Batroc
the Leaper, Orka, Porcupine, Stilt-Man, and Trapster, all jumping and
celebrating. The message "Call Now!! 555-Task" and "Please - No Avengers!"
appears on the bottom of the ad)
Taskmaster: "Wanna train with the guy who beat Galactus? Now you can! Just call
555-TASK. No credit cards accepted. Just cold, hard cash."
(Taskmaster appears sitting in his office, his legs atop the desk, with a whole
bunch of money bills around him and in his hand. The TV commercial is playing in
the background)
Taskmaster: "Ya know, people laughed at me when I did that commercial.... So
who's laughing now?"
THOR
Intro Quotes
- "Now you face the God of Thunder!"
- "I fight on behalf of all of Asgard!"
- "Let yon battle be dedicated to Odin, the All-Father!"
- "Surrender is thine only wise choice!"
vs. Amaterasu: "Tis fitting that two gods meet in battle thusly!"
vs. Avengers: "Surely wicked Loki is behind such an encounter...."
vs. Captain America: "Because of my respect for thee, I shall end this
quickly."
vs. Ghost Rider: "We once allied our forces as allies, demon-spawn! Today, we
meet in battle!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Midgard shall now be rid of your stench, foul creature!"
vs. Vergil: "I sympathize with Dante. I, too, know what it's like to have a
wicked brother."
* Avengers: Hawkeye, Hulk (FINALLY!), Iron Man, and Thor (Captain America has
his own interaction with Thor)
Victory Quotes
- "Have my actions pleased thee, All-Father?"
- "Surely they shall write songs about such a battle."
- "Now you know the power of mighty Mjolnir!"
- "Thou hath wasted enough of my time. Asgard awaits!"
vs. Amaterasu: "It honors me to have fought a fellow god of such valor!"
vs. Avengers: "You fought well...for a mortal."
vs. Captain America: "Thou doth still have my respect, good Captain."
vs. Ghost Rider: "Your Hellfire fizzles with but a taste of the might of
Mjolnir!"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "Return to the vile dimension that spawned you, evil one!"
vs. Vergil: "May Hela have mercy on your soul."
Post Match Quotes
- "I've fought battles like this when Midgard itself was but a babe. Thou were a
fool to challenge me."
- "Odin will be pleased."
- "Behold, I am Thor -- the God of Thunder, son of Odin and defender of Asgard!"
- "Those foolish enough to challenge Thor shall learn to regret their decision."
- "It is said one day my life shall be claimed by Ragnarok. Today is not that
day."
- "Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
I am he."
- "Asgardians and Midgardians alike can rest easy knowing Thor is their eternal
guardian!"
- "Mortals write songs of my greatness. Alas, there will be no ballad recalling
the ease of this day."
vs. Amaterasu: "Thou art a courageous god. The inhabitants of Nippon are blessed
to have you as their guardian!"
vs. Captain America: "As ever, you have my utmost respect, Captain. But still,
thou art but a mortal."
vs. Firebrand: "Are you sure you're of no relation to Surtur, demon? I shall
banish thee to Muspelheim just to be sure."
vs. Morrigan: "Should Hela, the Goddess of Death, ever need a replacement, thou
wouldst make for a fine choice."
vs. Phoenix: "Ye be a fiery woman with spirit to match the bravest Asgardian!
Alas, your skills fell short."
vs. Storm: "'Tis one thing to call upon the thunder. 'Tis another to be its'
god."
Ending
(Thor and Heimdall stand watch over the Nine Realms atop a cliff)
Thor: "Friend Heimdall, I have a task for thee. Midgard.... I ask that thy keen
gaze be fixed upon it for me."
Heimdall: "'Tis a perplexing request, Odinson. Is not Earth ever in my sights?"
(Thor and Heimdall look upon Earth, which has the image of Ryu, Morrigan, and
Mega Man on it -why do they keep teasing Mega Man so damn much?-)
Thor: "Our Midgard, 'tis true. But this is another Earth I speak of...."
TRISH
Intro Quotes
- "So...are you here to escort me?"
- "Be a lamb.... Go gentle on me."
- "Be gentle, will you?"
vs. Dante: "I'll try not to leave visible marks."
vs. Thor: "So you're the god of thunder? Really?"
vs. Vergil: "I thought a twin of Dante would be more...fun?"
vs. Wesker: "What kind of magic trick are you gonna show me?"
Victory Quotes
- "What happened to all your vigor?"
- "Whew.... Oh, my...."
- "I think I worked up a sweat there."
vs. Dante: "Do I fight too dirty, Dante?"
vs. Thor: "You have similar powers, but you don't know me."
vs. Vergil: "Well, you're as hard-headed as Dante at least."
vs. Wesker: "What's so fun about taking over the universe?"
Post Match Quotes
- "It's always fun to have someone around to fight who's not a demon."
- "If you thought that was rough, try fighting me when I'm not in a good mood."
- "All those people to fight one lady? At least you didn't underestimate me."
- "No, I just look like Dante's mother. Yes, I know how weird that is. Don't
remind me."
- "Yeah, I'm actually a demon spawn from hell. But I'm really not such a bad
girl when you get to know me."
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- "Aren't you a bold one. How long can you last?"
- "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with light! ...Nah, just
kidding. Who'd say something that lame?"
vs. Akuma: "As a former demon myself, I gotta ask you. Is this really the life
you want for yourself?"
vs. Arthur: "Don't worry about it. Even good guys blow it."
vs. Dante: "Now we know who wears the pants in the relationship."
vs. Doctor Strange: "As promised, the Eye of Agamotto is now mine! Oh, you
didn't promise? Minor details!"
vs. Morrigan: "I don't care if you're a queen, princess, or court jester: you
still lost, and that's gotta hurt!"
vs. Vergil: "I dunno which one of you is the better fighter, but Dante could
teach you a thing or two about having fun!"
Ending
(Trish, wearing her shades, is seen slashing around a dark room, shadows being
scattered everywhere with BAMF! captions all over the place)
Trish: "This world isn't lacking in demons for me to kill, that's for sure."
-BAMF!-
(Trish looks at Nightcrawler, who is pleading on his knees)
Trish: "And like all demons, they lie like rugs."
Nightcrawler: "For the last time, Fraulein -- I am NOT a demon!"
Trish: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuzzy. I've heard it all before."
TRON BONNE
Intro Quotes
- "Give me all your valuables and leave!"
- "Let's do this, Gustaff!"
- "I would give up now if I were you!"
- "Oh ho ho ho!"
- "All right...is everyone ready?"
vs. Akuma/Ryu: "Ugh.... I smell the stink of poverty on you!"
vs. Chun Li: "Please, I'm not dumb enough to be caught by the cops!"
vs. Doctor Doom/Iron Man/Sentinel/Zero: "I found me some new robot parts!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "Uh-oh.... Am I being sued?"
Victory Quotes
- "That went exactly as I planned!"
- "You're a lot weaker than you look."
- "If it's not nailed down, it's mine!"
- "What a haul!"
- "Yeah, that's right, I'm bad!"
vs. Akuma/Ryu: "Sorry, I don't have time for poor people!"
vs. Chun Li: "Oh ho ho! Sorry copper, but you're not taking me in!"
vs. Doctor Doom/Iron Man/Sentinel/Zero: "I can't wait to start building new
robots with your parts!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "All right, time to collect my dues!"
Post Match Quotes
- "I'm going to be the richest girl in the world! Servbots, stop wasting time
and get to work!"
- "The Bonne Family, air pirates at large, are here to relieve you of all your
valuables!"
- "W-What? No, we're not a team! They're just freeloaders looking for an easy
ride!"
- "Show some fear, the Bonne Family's here! Servbots! Time to work!"
- "I'm an equal opportunity pirate! You may look poor, but if you've got even
one coin on you I'll take it!"
- "They say there's things that money can't buy. Whatever those things are, I
can't imagine being interested in them!"
- "I need a new assistant, looking for some work? I doubt there's much
available for washed-up fighters!"
- "Tron Bonne, Queen of the Servbots, at your service!"
vs. Doctor Doom: "Let's see.... I got this, and this, and.... Ooh! I'll take
this throne, too! I look better on it anyway!"
vs. Nova: "That uniform, that style.... It's so dreamy. Oh! Never mind what I
said! You're weak and deserved to lose!"
vs. Phoenix Wright: "You don't have any mecha, and you don't know how to fight.
What are you even doing here?"
vs. Sentinel: "Tsk. Tsk. Such a shame to destroy such nice work. Oh, well!"
vs. Storm: "Ah.... Ahh.... ACHOOOO! Gustaff needs a roof. I knew I shouldn't
have skimped on building costs!"
vs. Zero: "Now tell me where Mega Man is! I have some more heroic deeds to
thwart!"
Ending
(Tron's head can be seen looming over Mega Man -the Mega Man Legends version-,
casting a huge shadow on the Blue Bomber. Servbot is standing right next to
Mega Man, looking straight at him)
Tron: "Hey, cute stuff. Guess who got herself a little upgrade while she was
away?"
(Tron is sitting on Sentinel's shoulder, who now sports a Gustaff face on its'
forehead. Servbot is seen behind Tron, cheering her on)
Tron: "Say hello to my little friend."
VERGIL
Intro Quotes
- "Resigned to your fate, I see."
- "Scum!"
- "No one will stand in my way."
vs. Dante: "Sorry I was late for the party."
vs. Ghost Rider: "You? Judge me? Hmph."
vs. Trish: "How repulsive."
Victory Quotes
- "Be gone."
- "You dared to challenge a son of Sparda?"
- "Might controls everything."
vs. Dante: "Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness."
vs. Ghost Rider: "The Flames of Revenge? Couldn't even melt a marshmallow."
vs. Trish: "Never show that face before me again."
Post Match Quotes
- "Power.... I need more power...."
- "Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything,
let alone yourself."
- "I am a Son of Sparda, the Legendary Dark Knight. You never stood a chance
against me."
- "Did you really think you could win? Hmph. Perhaps if your abilities rivaled
your stupidity...."
- "Guns are so...distasteful. A crude instrument for an unrefined weakling."
- "Assuming I would be as flippant and foolhardy as my brother was a grave error
in judgment."
- "Be gone. I have no use for you."
- "I have no quarrel with you, but if you try to stand between me and my goals,
I will eliminate you. This is your only warning."
vs. Akuma: "You claim to be a demon, but you know nothing of true demonic power.
Such mockery will not be forgiven."
vs. Dante: "Still denying your heritage, brother? Wake up and embrace the legacy
our father left for us!"
vs. Ghost Rider: "Power is everything. Without it, existence is futile."
vs. Phoenix: "There is a darker power that lies dormant in you. Why do you
hesitate to embrace it?"
vs. Shuma Gorath: "It would appear that even an Old One is no longer a match for
me. My power is growing."
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Those ersatz life forms you summon have no soul, and hence
no power to stop me."
Ending
(Vergil is brandishing a glowing red katana amidst a trashed dojo. Wolverine is
sitting against a wall, his civil clothes torn up, and a hot red slash wound on
his chest)
Vergil: "So this is the Immortal Ending, the Muramasa Blade...."
Wolverine: "Damn...my healing factor...."
Vergil: "Neither humans nor mutants could ever hope to truly harness the power
of this blade."
(Vergil, in his Devil Trigger form, performs a devastating slash with the sword,
creating a huge explosion on the ground)
Vergil: "Hm. Not bad at all. But I am not yet sated. The soul of this sword
thirsts for more power.... As do I."
VIEWTIFUL JOE
Intro Quotes
- "All right! Let's get it on!"
- "Viewtiful Joe, at your service!"
- "I got this one in the bag!"
- "Henshin a-go-go, baby!"
vs. Dante: "It's stylish versus viewtiful! OK then!"
vs. Marvel Heroes: "Whoa! You're a real hero? For real?"
vs. Marvel Villains: "'You will stop your evil ways!'. ...Did I say that
right?"
vs. Nova: "Whoa! Nova! Can I have your autograph?"
* Marvel Heroes: Captain America, Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Ghost Rider,
Hawkeye, Hulk, Iron Fist, Iron Man, Phoenix, Rocket Raccoon,
She-Hulk, Spider-Man, Thor, Wolverine, and X-23
* Marvel Villains: Doctor Doom, Dormammu, Galactus, Magneto, M.O.D.O.K.,
Sentinel, Shuma Gorath, Super Skrull, and Taskmaster
Victory Quotes
- "I win! I beat Marvel vs. Capcom 3!"
- "Did you see how hot I was? I was on fire!"
- "Another happy ending!"
- "Yah-whooooooooooo!"
- "I am Joe! Viewtiful Joe!"
vs. Dante: "That means I'm both viewtiful AND stylish!"
vs. Marvel Heroes: "Well now...guess we know who's the real hero."
vs. Marvel Villains: "Good always triumphs, as they say."
vs. Nova: "Hey, think you could put in a good word for me with the Nova Corps?"
Post Match Quotes
- "Man, I sure hope somebody caught that on camera."
- "'Viewtiful Joe -- the Movie!' Coming to theaters this summer. Dare to dream,
right?"
- "Newsflash! Viewtiful Joe's kicking butt and taking names! So, um...what was
your name again?"
- "Oh, crap! I'm late for my date with Sylvia! She's gonna kill me!"
- "HENSHIN A-GO-GO, baby!"
- "See, the costume doesn't just protect your secret identity. It's also an
expression of style!"
- "Whoa, that fight was simply viewtiful!"
- "Hey hey, wait a second. That ending was totally not cool at all! We gotta do
it again! Take two, man!"
vs. Nova: "Dude, that helmet rocks! I think we're kindred spirits. We should
team up...but you're the sidekick. Ya dig?"
vs. Ryu: "Wait, wait. You throw fireballs and stuff...without the superhero
getup? Dude, you got gyped badly!"
vs. She-Hulk: "I'm realizing I like really tall women. Also, I'm totally cool
with the green thing."
vs. Spider-Man: "I can see the headline for the next Bugle: 'Mystery Hero Saves
the Day! Not Your Average Joe!'"
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Whoooo-wee! I just rocked your world, ninja boy! And I got
the cooler scarf to boot!"
vs. Wolverine: "Duuuude! You're the REAL Wolverine! Can I get a picture? An
autograph? Also, let me hear that SNIKT!"
Ending
(Viewtiful Joe pats Captain Blue on the back, who has Blade Master Alastor
handcuffed against a car, with Jet Black lying on the floor, in a street on the
beach)
Viewtiful Joe: "Henshin a-go-go, Dano!"
"Cut!!!!"
(Mojo and Spiral are seen ranting in the foreground, as staff members surround
the stage, with Alastor taking a drink from a bottle, Captain Blue looking at
the directors, and Joe opening his arms in disbelief)
Mojo: "*sigh* For the zillionth time, the line is 'Book 'em, Dano.' How many
takes is that?"
Spiral: "I've lost track."
WOLVERINE
Intro Quotes
- "Let's go, bub!"
- "Wanna try your luck against the Wolverine?"
- "My claws have been aching for some action!"
- "I'm the best there is at what I do."
- (w/X-Men Team): "C'mon, X-Men. We got work to do."
vs. Frank West: "Me and guys named Frank don't get along so well...."
vs. Hulk: "This time we ain't endin' in a draw!"
vs. Magneto: "Sorry, Erik. You just ain't gonna win this."
vs. Nova: "You're gonna need that bucket to carry around your severed head."
vs. Phoenix: "It doesn't have to be like this...."
vs. Ryu: "Let's see those karate moves, kid."
vs. Sentinel: "Yo, bucket-head! Let's have some fun."
vs. X-23: "No need to hold back, Laura."
* X-Men Team: Any combination of Phoenix, Storm, or X-23
Victory Quotes
- "You lost, I won. Deal with it, bub."
- "Get outta here. We're done!"
- "What I do isn't very nice."
- "Mine'll grow back. Yours, on the other hand...."
- (w/X-Men Team): "This is what happens when you mess with the X-Men!"
vs. Frank West: "Huh.... So that's what it means to 'stop the press'."
vs. Hulk: "In our own ways, we're both monsters."
vs. Magneto: "Game's over, Erik. Time to call it quits."
vs. Nova: "Ain't ready for the big leagues yet, kid. Back to the minors with
ya."
vs. Phoenix: "Forgive me, darlin'."
vs. Ryu: "I thought you had more fight in ya, kid."
vs. Sentinel: "Target eliminated."
vs. X-23: "Ouch.... You're one vicious kid."
Post Match Quotes
- "That's what happens when you scuffle with the old' Canucklehead."
- "You should leave fightin' to a real man if you're afraid of getting hurt."
- "Ya fight me, yer gonna get hurt. End of story."
- "That'll learn ya.... Punk."
- "I've forgotten more about fighting than you'll ever know."
- "Hazy memory and all, I never forget the real challenges. But sorry, bub --
you're already forgotten."
- "I'm on the X-Men, X-Force, and the friggin' Avengers, and I STILL had the
time to kick your ass."
- "There ain't nothin' that scares me in this whole friggin' world. Other than
myself."
vs. Felicia: "Heh.... That's how you fight with REAL claws, darlin'."
vs. Nemesis: "Ya sure you ain't something outta the Weapon X program?"
vs. Ryu: "You're a good kid. Lotsa spirit. But you gotta find somethin' to fight
for. Trust me on this one."
vs. Spider-Man: "That sure shut ya up, now didn't it, punk?"
vs. Strider Hiryu: "Ya put up a good fight, bub. If the Hand had some ninjas
like you, I might be in some trouble."
vs. X-23: "Ain't no substitute fer the original, kid."
Ending
(Wolverine is sitting at a nudie bar, watching a girl pole dance as he is
dressed in civilian clothes, topped with a cowboy hat)
Wolverine: "With everythin' I go through as a mutant, with everythin' I go
through as an X-Man, and now with everythin' I just went through
with Galactus.... Cripes, I could use a break."
(The pole dancer turns out to be none other than Morrigan, now with a more
'human' attire, as we watch her over Wolverine's shoulder)
Morrigan: "Hello there, handsome."
Wolverine: "Yeah...this'll do."
X-23
Intro Quotes
- "You don't wanna get hurt, do you?"
- "I'm the second best at what I do."
- "You've already lost."
- "Already identified seventeen ways to beat you."
- "You die...not my fault."
vs. Dante/Zero: "Enjoy those looks while ya still got 'em."
vs. Felicia: "There's more than one way to skin a cat...."
vs. Iron Fist: "A lot of good that iron fist's gonna do you after I cut it
off."
vs. Nemesis: "I was gonna carve up your face, but looks like someone beat me
to it."
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Claws versus paws, huh? ...Claws win."
vs. Sentinel: "Consider me a trash compactor...."
vs. Wolverine: "Time to see if the student's become the master."
Victory Quotes
- "Piece of cake."
- "Get out of here before I really get mad."
- "Pfft. Amateur."
- "Fight was over before it started."
- "I cannot...will not...lose...."
vs. Dante/Zero: "Not so pretty no more, are ya?"
vs. Felicia: "Scurry away now, little kitty."
vs. Iron Fist: "Get a new act, dude. Kung fu is so 70's."
vs. Nemesis: "Some experiments are better than others. Know what I mean?"
vs. Rocket Raccoon: "Now, scurry into the woods, little fuzzball."
vs. Sentinel: "Your mutant hunting days are over, junk pile."
vs. Wolverine: "So...who's the best there is, again?"
Post Match Quotes
- "The simulations in the Danger Room are more dangerous than you. What a
disappointment!"
- "The Facility created me to be a weapon. But I'm sure you've figured that out
by now."
- "I cannot lose. I have people I must protect!"
- "Not so bad for a clone, huh?"
- "As you can see, these claws don't mess around."
- "I didn't ask for this fight, but I am the one who ended it."
- "Maybe I'm not the best there is, but I'm pretty damned close."
- "I...I am not a weapon!"
vs. Amaterasu: "So...any relation to Wolfsbane?"
vs. Sentinel: "I'd tell you to send my regards to Bolivar Trask. But you kinda
can't in your present condition, huh?"
vs. Spider-Man: "Didn't much appreciate being called 'Wolverette'."
vs. Storm: "You were always nice to me, Storm. Sorry I had to mess you up like
that."
vs. Trish: "You too were created for a purpose you did not wish to fulfill. You
have my sympathy."
vs. Wolverine: "Who's your 'daddy' now?"
Ending
(X-23 poses next to Galactus' fallen body)
X-23: "So.... NOW who's the 'best there is'?"
(X-23 stands next to Wolverine, who is wearing his pijamas and a bathrobe while
holding a cup of coffee, scratching his head. Galactus' body seems to be lying
just above the Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters)
Wolverine: "Yeah. Whatever. Now just get this thing off the lawn, will ya?"
ZERO
Intro Quotes
- "Target acquired!"
- "Starting mission now!"
- "Beat it, pal."
- "I'll take care of this!"
vs. Captain America: "Stop lecturing me and show me what you got!"
vs. Frank West: "A civilian? What are you doing here?"
vs. Sentinel: "Found a Maverick. I'll take care of it."
vs. Zero: "Another soulless copy...."
Victory Quotes
- "No damage to report. Moving to next area."
- "I don't even need my sword for such an easy fight."
- "You thought you were better than you are."
- "This one put up a bit of a fight, but it's over now."
- "Mission accomplished. Returning to base."
vs. Captain America: "I don't listen to lectures from losers."
vs. Frank West: "You may have covered wars, but you're still a civilian!"
vs. Sentinel: "Target destroyed."
vs. Zero: "How boring...."
Post Match Quotes
- "I don't know if there's an end to this fight, but I'll be there for as long
as I'm needed."
- "I'm not arrogant, but I don't make mistakes. I just cut down my enemies."
- "Mavericks are a blight on the world, and it's my job to eradicate them."
- "You can't even lay a single scratch on me. Move on before you get hurt."
- "Nothing to worry about. It's just another mission."
- "You're too slow! I read and analyzed all of your moves before you even got
close to me."
- "Did you really think I'd fall for those gimmicks? Give me a break."
- "If X were here, he would have tried to talk things out first. Unfortunately
for you, X isn't here."
vs. Arthur: "You call that a sword?"
vs. Frank West: "Are your eyes and brain so weak that you must rely on a photon
capture device?"
vs. Hawkeye: "You're very cunning. You have that in common with X. You also lost
to me, so you share that too."
vs. Sentinel: "I'll hunt down all Mavericks, no matter where you hide. That is
my duty as a Maverick Hunter!"
vs. Super Skrull: "I enjoy battling worthy opponents such as you. It keeps me on
my toes and makes me that more efficient."
vs. Tron Bonne: "It'll take more than an army of Reploid-wannabe servants to
best me."
Ending
(Zero overlooks a futuristic city)
Silver Surfer: "We're here, finally. Our journey was a long one."
Zero: "Thanks for the lift. Sorry for all the trouble."
Silver Surfer: "I was happy to be of assistance. So this is your home, is it?
A very futuristic city indeed. Neo Arcadia, was it?"
Zero: "Yes, this is indeed Neo Arca.... ...Wait, something is not right."
(Silver Surfer and Zero take a ride on Silver Surfer's glider overlooking the
Earth. The Surfer is shrugging as Zero looks pensive)
Silver Surfer: "Sorry, but this is the wrong world. This seems to be the world
of 'Mega Man Zero', according to my data."
Zero: "I'm Zero, not 'Mega Man Zero', if there ever was such a being...."
Silver Surfer: "Perplexing indeed. I cannot tell the difference between any of
these worlds. The next dimension may have a world similar to
this one. Shall we try again?"
Zero: "Yes, and sorry for all the trouble."
GALACTUS
Intro Quotes
- "Behold the Power Cosmic itself."
- "Kneel before Galactus."
- "Only the Ultimate Nullifier would give me pause."
- "You are not unlike an ant fighting the sun."
vs. Akuma/Ryu: "No amount of training can prepare you for Galactus."
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "If you can be a god...then what shall we call
Galactus?"
vs. Avengers: "Much like the Fantastic Four, you are nothing to me."
vs. Dante/Deadpool/Spider-Man/Viewtiful Joe: "Why do you laugh in the face of
your own destruction?"
vs. Doctor Strange: "The ancient forces you draw upon mean nothing to one as
old as the universe."
vs. Super Skrull: "I remember your homeworld. It was delicious."
* Avengers: Hawkeye, Iron Man, and Captain America (surprisingly, no Hulk,
and Thor has his own interaction with Galactus)
Victory Quotes
- "A foolish way to end one's life."
- "Your planet will provide me with some much-needed nourishment."
- "I am Galactus, and my power is absolute."
- "I will begin consumption of this world immediately."
vs. Akuma/Ryu: "Congratulations. You have doomed your world."
vs. Amaterasu/Shuma Gorath/Thor: "I am not without mercy. You may serve as my
herald."
vs. Avengers: "What does Earth's Mightiest Heroes mean to one who rules the
universe?"
vs. Dante/Deadpool/Spider-Man/Viewtiful Joe: "Where is your laughter now?"
vs. Doctor Strange: "You dare pit your mystic arts against the Power Cosmic?
Arrogant fool!"
vs. Super Skrull: "You and your race are a dying breed."
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CREDITS
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This FAQ is toast! Before we journey to the final frontier, just a couple of
acknowledgements:
1.- Capcom
For making this game, hoping you (somehow) get the rights from Marvel back into
their hands (that mobile fighting game looks positively horrendous)
2.- Marvel
For providing us with such memorable characters that originated from their
comics and have become a part of us ever since. Oh yeah, and those awesome
movies, too....
2.- You
For making it through the rain with me. Thanks for the support!
Godspeed, gentlemen!
KAILU LANTIS
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PSN ID: SRK_Lantis
