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The Adventures of BATMAN & ROBIN
Game Script Version 1.0
Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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1. Introduction
2. Version History
3. Stage 1: Amused to Death
4. Stage 2: No Green Peace
5. Stage 3: Fowl Play
6. Stage 4: Tale of the Cat
7. Stage 5: Trouble in Transit
8. Stage 6: Perchance to Scream
9. Stage 7: Riddle me this...
10. Stage 8: The Gauntlet
11. Credits and Thanks
12. Legal
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1. Introduction **************************************************************
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In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that
appears in The Adventures of BATMAN & ROBIN for the Super Nintendo
Entertainment System.
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2. Version History ***********************************************************
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1.0 - April 05, 2005
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3. Stage 1: Amused to Death **************************************************
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ALFRED: Master Bruce,
we've picked up
a suspicious
sounding broadcast.
BRUCE WAYNE: Okay.Put it on
the monitor.
HARLEY.Q: Hello,hello. This is
The Joker Channel.
And now for an urgent
message from
The Joker himself.
Here...he...is...
THE JOKER: Are you watching,
Batman? I've prepared
some very special
attractions at the
Gotham City Amusement
Park just for all
those good little
boys and girls of
Gotham City.
Tomorrow should be a
real 'scream',if
you know what I mean.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
HARLEY.Q: Well, everyone, thanks
for watching
The Joker Channel.See
you next time. Bye.
ALFRED: Master Bruce, this is
undoubtedly a trap of
some kind.
BATMAN: I know, Alfred. But
I still have to go.
Quickly! Prepare the
equipment!
ALFRED: Of course,
Master Bruce.
When you reach HARLEY.Q.
HARLEY.Q: Hi there, Batman!
Welcome to The
Joker's Funhouse.
When you reach The Joker.
BATMAN: I've found you,Joker.
Surrender quietly!
THE JOKER: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Don't be silly,
Batman.
I've prepared some
particularly nasty
surprises for you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
The Joker runs away onto a rollercoaster.
THE JOKER: Ha ha ha ha ha!
This machine will give
the greatest,and last,
thrill of your life.
Harley,if you would do
the honors...
HARLEY.Q: Wow! Way to got,Mr.J!
Batman follows on another rollercoaster.
When Batman jumps onto The Joker's rollercoaster.
BATMAN: Your luck has run out,
Joker!
THE JOKER: Rats!
You persistent pest!
Say goodbye!
The Joker jumps off the rollercoaster...
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4. Stage 2: No Green Peace ***************************************************
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BATMAN: Okay, Alfred. I'm
heading for the
forest in the Gotham
City suburban
district.
ALFRED: The forest...?
BATMAN: Recently there has
been an unusual
increase in the
number of trees in
the area. Also, there
have been reported
sightings of bizarre
plant life....
If it gets out that
this is the work of
Poison Ivy,we'll have
a major panic on our
hands.
ALFRED: I believe you are
correct.
Good luck,sir.
When Batman reaches Poison Ivy.
BATMAN: Why are you doing
this, Poison Ivy?
POISON IVY: The Human World
doesn't understand
the feelings of the
Plant World. So I'll
teach you!
BATMAN: It's true that
destruction of
the environment is
a tragedy.
But,it's wrong of you
to threaten the Human
World!
Poison Ivy: I don't care about
the Human World!
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5. Stage 3 Fowl Play *********************************************************
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Robin: Batman! It's an
emergency! There
has been a break-in
at the Gotham City
Museum. It appears
that it's the work of
a large gang!
BATMAN: Okay, Robin. Meet me
at the museum.
I'll need your help.
ROBIN: Leave it to me,
Batman.
ALFRED: Master Bruce, make
sure you have all of
your equipment.
There may be some
power outages.
BATMAN: Thanks Alfred.
After Batman and Robin meet there.
BATMAN: All right. Robin, you
go that way.
ROBIN: Got it,Batman.
Be careful.
When Batman unties a one of the museum's staff.
BATMAN: What happened? Pull
yourself together!
STAFF 1: Thanks,Batman. We were
attacked by some kind
of birdlike thing....
Please help the rest
of the staff. There's
an elevator down the
middle corridor. Go
down to the security
room in the basement.
When Batman unties a security guard.
Security Guard: All of a sudden this
guy burst into the
room. He knocked me
out and must have
stolen my master key!
BATMAN: How many people are
still in the museum?
Security Guard: There should be the
Curator and four other
workers.
ROBIN: Batman,I found
the Curator.
CURATOR: Batman, take this
master key. You will
be able to open most
every door in the
museum. We can use
this to get a rough
idea of the location
of the others. Use
the intercom to stay
in contact with us.
Robin: Batman,it looks like
there's someone
in Block-A
on the 1st floor
and Block-B also
on the 1st floor.
You are in Block-B
in the basement.
After freeing one of the staff in block-a of the 1st floor.
Staff 3: Thanks,Batman.
After freeing one of the staff in block-b of the 1st floor.
Staff 4: Thanks,Batman.
After freeing another of the staff in block-b of the 1st floor.
Staff 2: Thanks,Batman.
After the lights go out.
BATMAN: ?...Something must
have happened in the
Security Room.
The others must be
in danger!
After Batman reaches the security room and unties Robin.
BATMAN: Hang in there, Robin!
ROBIN: So...sorry Batman.He
took the Curator with
him.
BATMAN: Don't worry.
I'll rescue him.
Robin: Batman,it looks like
the Curator is
in Block-A
in the basement, and
you are in Block-B
in the basement.
After Batman finds and unties the curator.
BATMAN: Are you okay?
CURATOR: Thank you,Batman.They
are going after the
display on the 2nd
floor. You've got to
stop them. The secret
combination is 7171.
BATMAN: Leave it to me.
After entering the display room on the second floor.
BATMAN: Penguin! This is the
end of the line.
THE PENGUIN: Nah! You're always
interrupting at the
wrong time.I think
I'll feed you to him!
After defeating a vulture and catching the Penguin.
BATMAN: It's over.
Give up, Penguin.
THE PENGUIN: Oh,but you're so
wrong.Let me show
you my latest
invention...!
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6. Stage 4: Tale of the Cat **************************************************
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BATMAN: Alfred,I'm going to
go into the city to
make sure everything
is okay.
ALFRED: That's a good idea,
sir.
BATMAN: I've got a feeling
that something is
going to happen
tonight.
ALFRED: Please be careful,
Master Bruce.
When Batman enter an elevator.
BATMAN: What are you doing
here,Catwoman?
CATWOMAN: Batman,
stay out of this!
BATMAN: I can't turn my back
while you commit
a crime.
CATWOMAN: Don't get in my way!
After fighting with Catwoman.
CATWOMAN: You're very good.
After catching up with Catwoman.
CATWOMAN: Don't you think
you're taking this
a bit too far?
BATMAN: You thought you were
going to make a clean
break, huh?
After catching up with Catwoman again.
CATWOMAN: Hmmm. Well, let's
finish this now.
BATMAN: Okay. Come on!
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7. Stage 5: Trouble in Transit ***********************************************
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TWO-FACE: Okay, you mugs,
let's go!
SUMMER: This is Summer
Gleeson.
There has been a
robbery at the Gotham
City Bank. The
criminals fled
the scene by car.
We have received
unconfirmed reports
that the ringleader
is none other than
the infamous
Two-Face.
ROBIN: Batman!
BATMAN: We'll go after them
in the Batmobile!
After you catch up to Two-face's car.
TWO-FACE: Okay, you mugs,
let's go!
ROBIN: Batman,let's hurry!
BATMAN: Okay. Come on.
After you catch up again.
ROBIN: Found them!
There it is!
BATMAN: Good Hold on tight!
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8. Stage 6: Perchance to Scream **********************************************
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SUMMER: This is Summer
Gleeson. I'm standing
here in front of the
reception hall where
a party is being held
in honor of the
Gotham State Univer-
sity's professors.
There is a great
sense of uneasiness
here due to the
presence of a large
blimp in the sky.Just
what is this strange,
mysterious blimp?
BATMAN: This must be the work
of Scarecrow!
ALFRED: What do you mean,sir?
BATMAN: He's got a grudge
against the Universi-
ty.He's been planning
his revenge and now
he's going to use
that blimp for one of
his gruesome
experiments.
ALFRED: Gruesome experiments?
BATMAN: Gas. One whiff and
even the most upright
citizen can be turned
into a criminal.
He plans to spray it
from the air!
ALFRED: Well then, please be
careful,Master Bruce.
After arriving at the reception hall.
BATMAN: Everybody get out of
here!
Scarecrow is on his
way!
SCARECROW: You're too late,
Batman.Now they see
you as the enemy.
Unfortunately,you
can't hit innocent
people,can you?Ha ha!
Batman reaches the roof and Scarecrow's blimp is flying away.
ROBIN: Batman!It's me,Robin!
Hurry, jump on!
BATMAM: Robin! All right,
I understand.
ROBIN: The Batplane cannot
get close enough to
the blimp. You will
have to use your
grappling hook to
get aboard.
I know you can do it!
BATMAN: But of course!
When you reach Scarecrow inside the blimp.
SCARECROW: Goodbye, Batman!
BATMAN: Scarecrow,wait!
After Scarecrow takes off in a plane and Batman jumps on top of it.
BATMAN: I caught up with you,
Scarecrow.
SCARECROW: You again?You're
always interfering
with my plans.I won't
forgive you again!
BATMAN: I won't forgive you
either.
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9. Stage 7: Riddle me this... ************************************************
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THE RIDDLER: Batman, how are you?
The other day, I
presented the
completed version of
my "Maze of the
Minotaur" cyberspace
game to the Police
Department. But
somehow the Police
Commissioner's
daughter seems to
have become lost in
it. It appears that
she will be in there
forever...unless you
think that you are
clever enough to
solve my little
labyrinth.Do you care
to give it a try?
BATMAN: I'll use this
computer to network
with the one at the
Police Station. I
should be able to
access "Maze of the
Minotaur" from here.
ALFRED: Yes, Master Bruce.
Don't forget to
prepare first.You may
need to blast through
some walls.
After entering "Maze of the Minotaur".
THE RIDDLER: Welcome,Batman,to my
Own private cyberspace.
Welcome to the
"Maze of the Minotaur".
If you can solve the
riddles of this maze,
I will free Police
Commissioner Gordon
and Barbara.Good luck.
You'll need it.
After you step on a question mark on the floor.
THE RIDDLER: Very well then,riddle
me this,Batman!
What is the shortest
distance between
a point in Nome,Alaska
and a point in Miami,
Florida?
If you answer incorrectly.
THE RIDDLER: If you can't answer
this type of question,
then your future looks
quite bleak.
If you answer correctly.
THE RIDDLER: Very good. But it's
easy once you realize
the earth is round.
After you open a door by pulling the C switch.
THE RIDDLER: That's right.In music,
the C key has no
sharps. The A has
3 and the D has 2.
You're putting up
quite a good fight.
When you a Minotaur.
MINOTAUR: This is the final
riddle.
I have billions of
eyes,yet I live
in the darkness.
I have millions of ears
yet only four lobes.
I have no muscles yet
I rule two hemispheres.
What am I?
THE RIDDLER: H.B.? Human Brain?
BATMAN: It has billions of
optic and auditory
nerves.
4 lobes and
2 hemispheres
and it is the only
thing Edward Nygma
respects.
THE RIDDLER: Curses!
I'm impressed.
Minotaur,show them
your power!
After defeating the Minotaur.
THE RIDDLER: Well,you've made it
this far.
But everything before
was just a test.
The real game begins
now!
How about a relaxing
game of chess?
BATMAN: Anything you do is
just a waste of time.
After moving along the chess board.
THE RIDDLER: Now I'll present you
with something I think
you'll get a real
charge from.
After moving further along the chess board.
THE RIDDLER: Why,you! You've forced
me to show you what's
up my sleeve!
BATMAN: If you're ready, then
come here and fight!
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10. Stage 8: The Gauntlet ****************************************************
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GORDON: Batman, something
terrible has
happened! The Joker
has escaped with the
others from Arkham
Asylum! They want you
to meet them at the
Old Warehouse by
Gotham Harbor.
BATMAN: Hmmm.This is serious.
GORDON: They're trying to
lure you into a trap.
BATMAN: Maybe so.But I can't
let them get away.
GORDON: I suppose not.
Best of luck,Batman.
After entering the Old Warehouse.
THE PENGUIN: Very stupid of you to
show your face again,
Batman.I'm going to
pay you back for all
the grief you've
given me.
BATMAN: I think I'll send
your bird back to its
nest.
THE PENGUIN: SCREEE!
After defeating the Penguin and moving on.
SCARECROW: I'll give you a big
dose of my special
gas!
BATMAN: You should learn some
new tricks,Scarecrow!
After defeating Scarecrow and moving on.
CLAYFACE: Batman!
I will smash you!
I won't let anyone
stand in my way.
BATMAN: Clayface! You really
think you can beat me
so easily?
After defeating Clayface and moving on.
BATMAN: Catwoman!
Why are you here?
CATWOMAN: Batman, I don't want
to fight you, but I
won't let anyone
stand in my way.
After defeating Catwoman and moving on.
MAN-BAT: I'll put you to rest
here!
After defeating Man-bat and moving on.
HARLEY.Q: Ladies and gentlemen.
I'm pleased to intro-
duce your favorite
and mine, the one and
only...The Joker!
THE JOKER: Sorry to keep you
waiting!
Today, I'd like to
bring to you, Batsy,
some good old-
fashioned PAIN.
Are you ready?
BATMAN: Surrender before it's
too late, Joker!
After beating the Joker.
ALFRED: Congratulations,
Master Bruce.
I knew you'd be
victorious.
I'm sure those villains
won't be so foolish as
to try again.
If I may say so, sir,
it seems that things
were too easy for you.
Perhaps you can think
of another way to
challenge yourself?
BATMAN: Yes, I know, Alfred.
I can't stop now.
I can never rest until
justice is served.
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11. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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