Game Fighter's History
Platform Super NES
Author Andrew Rae aka Mr Durp
Contact sprinter_h at hotmail.com
How long has it been? Well, just so you know, the reason I haven't done any
articles for this site for nearly 2 years can be atributed to the death of my
computer on September 29th, 2004...
But, fortunately, I got a new one about a couple weeks ago and now I'm back,
yall! And what better way to make my comeback than with a quote/ending list for
the Super NES version of the Data East fighter, Fighter's History?
Yeah, I know what you're thinking: 'Why? In the name of all that is holy, WHY
Fighter's History!? That game is so [insert subversive adjective]!!!' Hey, why
not? I have nothing better to do. Yeah. I lead that kind of life. Let's get
started already...
Note: All vs. Karnov quotes are viewable only in 2P mode.
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RAY
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vs. Ray
-You better learn some better moves!
vs. Lee
-That was Kung Fu? What a joke!
vs. Feilin
-You call that a fight, I call that a warm up!
vs. Marstorius
-Pound for pound, you're no match for me!
vs. Mizoguchi
-Somebody get this guy an ambulance!
vs. Samchay
-You may know how to kick but learn how to fight!
vs. Matlok
-Don't try to slam dance with me, pal!
vs. Ryoko
-Get a clue, you need more gym time, kid!
vs. Jean
-Hey, you should learn how to fight!
vs. Clown
-Go back to the circus! You're no match for me!
vs. Karnov
-You made it worth my while!
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LEE
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vs. Ray
-Rise again and I'll really get angry!
vs. Lee
-A glorious victory for me!
vs. Feilin
-Your moves are like a child's first steps!
vs. Marstorius
-Go home before I make sausage out of you!
vs. Mizoguchi
-You will always stay in the streets
vs. Samchay
-Now you understand fear!
vs. Matlok
-Your silly moves are embarrassing!
vs. Ryoko
-Even the strongest Judo can not defeat me!
vs. Jean
-Your technique does not impress me!
vs. Clown
-You belong back in the circus!
vs. Karnov
-Tradition conquers all!
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FEILIN
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vs. Ray
-Put a little effort in it next time!
vs. Lee
-What do you call that...Kung Fool?
vs. Feilin
-You'll never top me my friend!
vs. Marstorius
-I thought you were a challenge ...not!
vs. Mizoguchi
-Think twice before taking me on!
vs. Samchay
-I can't let a sweaty old man like you beat me!
vs. Matlok
-Looks like your rhythm is a little off!
vs. Ryoko
-A kid trying to fight a pro ? Hah!
vs. Jean
-I can read your moves like a script, wimp!
vs. Clown
-Don't quit your day job!
vs. Karnov
-You call yourself a master!
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MARSTORIUS
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vs. Ray
-It was like swatting a fly!
vs. Lee
-I'm wasting my muscle on you?!?!
vs. Feilin
-You need a little muscle ma'am!
vs. Marstorius
-My shadow overshadows yours!
vs. Mizoguchi
-Take your Tiger Bazoka somewhere else!
vs. Samchay
-I thought you might be a challenge...
vs. Matlok
-No one can beat me!
vs. Ryoko
-Just ike taking candy from a baby!
vs. Jean
-Too bad I had to bust his pretty face!
vs. Clown
-What a fool!
vs. Karnov
-I didn't know how easy it would be!
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MIZOGUCHI
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vs. Ray
-Return to the gutter, you honorless insect!
vs. Lee
-Never send a boy to do a man's job!
vs. Feilin
-Your scene is finished, actress!
vs. Marstorius
-You are nothing but a slow giant!
vs. Mizoguchi
-With practice you might improve.
vs. Samchay
-I knew my powers would destroy you!
vs. Matlok
-Did you feel my fighting spirit?
vs. Ryoko
-I was easy on you this time, little girl!
vs. Jean
-To lose to you would be silly!
vs. Clown
-You're nothing but a lousy side show, bozo!
vs. Karnov
-I am master of all!
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SAMCHAY
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vs. Ray
-Yankee go home!
vs. Lee
-Disgrace is my gift for you!
vs. Feilin
-I can't fight such unworthy opponents!
vs. Marstorius
-There is no escape from my Ti-Kau-Koon!
vs. Mizoguchi
-A shameful loss for you, proud man!
vs. Samchay
-The victory is on my side!
vs. Matlok
-Challenge me again, please!
vs. Ryoko
-I think it's past your bedtime!
vs. Jean
-I barely broke a sweat!
vs. Clown
-I will honor this day forever!
vs. Karnov
-I will walk the Earth with no fear!
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MATLOK
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vs. Ray
-You're too slow to dance with me, mate!
vs. Lee
-I've seen better Kung Fu at the movies!
vs. Feilin
-Shall we go one more round?!
vs. Marstorius
-You'd look better with a mohawk!
vs. Mizoguchi
-So, this is what they call a challenge?!
vs. Samchay
-You should consider another profession!
vs. Matlok
-I dig your style man, but you lack soul!!
vs. Ryoko
-Over so soon? I was just getting warmed up!
vs. Jean
-Your fancy moves are nothing against me!
vs. Clown
-Thanks for the dance, joke man!
vs. Karnov
-The match of matches but yours is out!
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RYOKO
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vs. Ray
-Make fun of my Judo will you!
vs. Lee
-Nice try with the Kung Fu!
vs. Feilin
-I can handle those two-bit moves!
vs. Marstorius
-Brains over brawn, every time!
vs. Mizoguchi
-Better luck next time.
vs. Samchay
-Now you need a cane pops!
vs. Matlok
-You're supposed to be a fighter?!
vs. Ryoko
-I think you need more practice, kid!
vs. Jean
-Looks aren't everything!
vs. Clown
-Go back to kiddie parties!
vs. Karnov
-And they said Judo couldn't beat you!
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JEAN
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vs. Ray
-I am impervious to your moves!
vs. Lee
-That black belt is not for you!
vs. Feilin
-Bravo! An excellent performance.
vs. Marstorius
-You make me laugh!
vs. Mizoguchi
-Who taught you your manners?
vs. Samchay
-You really should try to smile more!
vs. Matlok
-Your moves are nauseating!
vs. Ryoko
-Go home child and cry!
vs. Jean
-At last, a worthy opponent!
vs. Clown
-I found nothing up your sleeves!
vs. Karnov
-You're a bad fashion statement!
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CLOWN
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vs. Ray
-You got style kid!
vs. Lee
-A worm compared to me!
vs. Feilin
-Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
vs. Marstorius
-Macho Macho Man. I've got to be a macho man!
vs. Mizoguchi
-Shall I do it again?!?!
vs. Samchay
-Pick a card!!! Any card!!!
vs. Matlok
-I never did like loud music!
vs. Ryoko
-Give it up kid! You'll never beat me!
vs. Jean
-Looks aren't everything, pretty boy!
vs. Clown
-Now, that is a fight!
vs. Karnov
-Whee! I won!!! I won!!!
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KARNOV
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vs. Ray
-This is your fate, Ray!
vs. Lee
-Such a violent youth!
vs. Feilin
-An important lesson: Life is short!
vs. Marstorius
-You can't escape my fire!
vs. Mizoguchi
-I shall honor this fight!
vs. Samchay
-You make a delightful target!
vs. Matlok
-Problem is solved!
vs. Ryoko
-I look forward to our next match!
vs. Jean
-The rose was a nice touch, Jean!
vs. Clown
-Is there no one who can beat me?!
vs. Karnov
-I'm still waiting for a challenge!
Endings below...
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RAY
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*Ray raps fists with Karnov.*
Ray: I don't fight for fame. I fight for pride. I am still restless. I
want to continue.
Ray begins his training. Will he make it?
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LEE
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*Lee stands across from Karnov.*
Lee: It is time to avenge my father!
Karnov: Is that what your father wishes?
Lee: I know what he wants. Trust me! Now, I can finally rest.
Time passes....
*Freeze-frame of Lee throwing a punch.*
Lee: In my father's memory, let this anger pass.
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FEILIN
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Fei-Lin becomes a bitter woman. Time passes....
*Feilin is sitting on a beach. A man carries a phone to her.*
Man: Fei-Lin, you have a call.
Feilin: From who?
Man: It's about work.
Feilin: I don't need offers! I don't need anyone anymore. I'm No.1.
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MARSTORIUS
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*Marstorius is in the air over Karnov.*
Marstorius: There was no doubt in my mind!
Time passes....
*Marstorius is crouched down.*
Marstorius: I will perfect a move better than the "Double German"!
Hurrah!!
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MIZOGUCHI
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Mizoguchi: Is Street Karate really for me?
*A man appears.*
Man: Come with me and I'l teach you pro fighting. Then you can qualify for the
next tournament!
Mizoguchi: I will try my best! Let's go!!!
*The man can be seen dragging Mizoguchi.*
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SAMCHAY
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*Two children approach Samchay.*
Samchay: Brother, sisters, leave me be. I can't stand anymore violence. Can't we
all just get along? Take me back to Thailand for R&R!
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MATLOK
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*Matlok stands across from Karnov.*
Matlok: Now, I can get my favorite guitar!
Matlok takes the guitar.
Matlok: Oh man, this is it! I will keep it safe!
*Matlok is seen playing it.*
Matlok: As I promise to continue twangin' I shall continue fightin'!
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RYOKO
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Grandpa, Grandma, I am No. 1 in Judo! I have proven myself against the masters.
*Ryoko is tightening her headband.*
Ryoko: I can't wait for the next tournament!
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JEAN
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Now, I know that I'm a master. I can try my skills in the olympics.
*Jean is at a stadium.*
Woman: Go for the gold!
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CLOWN
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*Clown ambushes Ray and Matlok in an alley.*
Clown: Hey, want to Clown around? Ha ha!
Man: What? Who are you?
Clown: I am Clown! Champion of the Fighters.
Man: Leave me alone, you weirdo?!
Clown: Fine, I will start my lessons for the next battle!
Ray & Matlok wonder what is to come.
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KARNOV
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*Karnov is standing on a cliff.*
Karnov: I am the best in the world! I will now start to build gyms! Where
others can be like me and train with me!
