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Battletoads in Battlemaniacs
Game Script Version 1.0
Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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I. Introduction
II. Version History
III. Script
IV. Credits and Thanks
V. Legal
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I. Introduction **************************************************************
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In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that
appears in Battletoads in Battlemaniacs for the Super Nintendo Entertainment
System. The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all
capitals.
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II. Version History **********************************************************
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1.0 - August 10, 2005
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III. Script ******************************************************************
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Prologue
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Northern Tibet, Asia
Also starring
The evil Dark Queen
Silas Volkmire
And Professor T-Bird
Special guest appearance
by Scuzz
Gyachung-LA Fortress
T-Bird: 'Toads, I have invited you
here to witness the first
demonstration of Psicone's
new games generator.
We've named it's artificial
world "The Gamescape".
This approaching image is a
pig of the apocalypse, one of
the games T..
Before the professor can
finish, the pig leaps out
of the screen!!
It grabs Michiko Tashoku,
daughter of Psicone's
head honcho!!
Zitz leaps to her rescue..
but he takes a beastly bashing
and is captured too!
With Michiko and Zitz it's
prisoner, the evil pig escapes
back into the gamescape!
Silas Volkmire: Pay attentions Battlejerks!
I, Silas Volkmire, intend to
turns your miserable world into
my very own gamescape!
The Dark Queen holds your
feeble friends captive, and
if you try anything, you'll
never see them again!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!!
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End of level 1/beginning of level 2
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Dark Queen: Do you really think a
clucking fool and his slimy
snot snafflers can beat us?
Prepare to meet my Saturn
Toadtraps!
T-Bird: I've located some hover
discs that you can use, but
I bet my beak there's a
whole 'toad-load of trouble
waiting down in that tree!
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End of level 2/beginning of level 3
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Dark Queen: You'd better collect enough
pins to gain an extra
life here, swampsuckers, 'cuz
you'll surely be needin' it!
T-Bird: C'mon 'toads, it's bonus
time! Collect the whites
to win a life, avoid
the skulls as they
mean strife!
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End of level 3/beginning of level 4
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Dark Queen: This is where the action
gets fast an' your slime
backs come last, you
flappin' fool!
T-Bird: It's the need-to-speed
once again 'toads! Put your
foot to the floor and hang
on tight!
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End of level 4/beginning of level 5
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Dark Queen: 'Toad versus snake, eh?
They don't have a chance
in this one, Mr.Beaky freak!
T-Bird: The exit's at the top
'toads, so grab a snake
and hold on tight!
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End of level 5/beginning of level 6
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Dark Queen: I can't believe you escaped
from Karnath! You're pretty
good, froggies, but it
ain't over yet!
T-Bird: Listen, 'toads, it's not the
taking part that counts,
it's the winning!
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End of level 6/beginning of level 7
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Dark Queen: So, you made it to the
second bonus level. Make the
most of it, 'cuz it'll
be your last!!
T-Bird: Back on the checkers, 'toads!
There's dominoes to collect
and extra lives to get!!
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End of level 7/beginning of level 8
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Dark Queen: Feeling weary yet, swamp
dwellers? I hope so, 'cuz I'm
sendin' in scuzz to blow up
the tower with you still
inside it!
T-Bird: You're in the Queen's home
territory now, 'toads! Just
three rat races, and you get
to 'toadslam her real good!!
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End of level 8/beginning of level 9
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Dark Queen: Pah! If you want a job done
properly, never trust a
useless bunch of pigs and
rats! C'mon 'toadies,
let's fight!
T-Bird: I knew you'd make it 'toads!
Boy, I wouldn't want to be
in the Queen's shoes now,
she's in for one
humungous surprise!!
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End of level 9/beginning of level 10
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Dark Queen: It's just not fair, I'm fed
up being beaten by a scrawny
beak and his slimy swamp
swimmers!! I'll get you next
time, all of you!!
T-Bird: Touchdown! The battlin'
Battletoads come through
in the last quarter and
the good guys win again!
Er....
Hold the party, 'toads....
I've just picked up Silas
Volkmire on my scanners,
trying to escape using
a teleporter!!
Hold on, I'll locate his
target destination....
Found it! Tweak my beak,
he's gonna appear above the
Psicone building any
minute now!!
You'd better get back here
pronto, 'toads, you're our
only hope of catching him!
"We're back on the scene an'
rarin' to go, prof!"
"There he is, guys! Quick,
into the battlecopter!"
"Put your foot down Pimple,
he's gettin' away!"
"We've caught up! Hurry Rash,
fire the missles, we won't
be able to stay with him
much longer!"
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The Bad Ending
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Volkmire breathes a sigh of
relief as his spaceship
accelerates out of the
'toads missle range, knowing
that he lives to fight
another day.
Dejected, the 'toads return
to Psicone, their only
consolation being that his
partner in crime, the Dark
Queen, won't be causing
any more trouble.
But with Volkmire free, and
the Queen wanting revenge,
it will only be a matter of
time before the dire
duo try again...
The End?
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The Good Ending
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Volkmire: Arrggghhhhhhh!
And so, the sinister Silas
Volkmire is once again
thwarted by the victorious
Battletoads.
Volkmire's burnt out ship is
retrieved from the Himalayas,
but of his body, there is
no trace....
Who knows what happened to
him, but you an be sure of
one thing, both he and the
Dark Queen will remember the
day they took on the
Battletoads-and lost!!
The End.
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IV. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ.
Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ.
Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ.
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V. Legal *********************************************************************
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