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Battletoads & Double Dragon
Game Script Version 1.0
Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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I. Introduction
II. Version History
III. Character Introductions
IV. Prologue
V. Levels
VI. Credits and Thanks
VII. Legal
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I. Introduction **************************************************************
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In this FAQ, I have typed up the dialogue and story related text that appears
in Battletoads & Double Dragon for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
The text is as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals.
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II. Version History **********************************************************
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1.0 - March 16, 2006
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III. Character Introductions *************************************************
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STARRING
THE
'TOADS
Rash
I'm the crazy
one, and I'm
super cool, my
smash hits will
leave 'em cold!
Zitz
I'm the smartest
thing on webbed
feet. I can think
as well as fight!
Pimple
I may not be
smart, but when
brain power fails,
brute force
prevails!
AND
THE
DRAGONS
Billy
I'm ready to rumble.
No-one can match
my twisting
typhoon kick!
Jimmy
If the going gets
rough then I'm your
man, I love a good
fight!
VERSUS
THE
BOSSES
Abobo
Abobo good at
fight!, You
little jerks not
stand a chance
against me!
Big Blag
I'll be
chompin' n'
stompin' if
ya dare
step
inside
the
colossus!
Roper
Roper's the
name, shootin's
the game.
Come near me
an' I'll blast
ya ta bits!
Robo Manus
BZZT, You
fleshzy foolz
will beg for
mercy fzzt,
when I'm
through
with you!
Shadow Boss
Come and get
me if you
dare, Dragons!
I'll destroy
you and
those 'Toads!
The Dark Queen
I'll soon rule
your precious
earth
Battle-jerks!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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IV. Prologue *****************************************************************
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T. Bird: Oh no! It's a big
blip coming towars
Earth! I'd better
warn the 'Toads!
'Toads! This ia an emergency!
The Queen's ratship is on the
way to Earth. You must stop
them now, it's our only hope!
BattleToads: Gotcha Prof! We'll need help!
get on touch with the Dragons
and we'll pick them up.
T. Bird: Billy, Jimmy you're the finest
warriors Earth has to offer,
can you help up?
Billy & Jimmy: Sure Prof, we're ready
to kick some evil butt!
Tell the 'Toads to
pick us up at city hall!
The Battlecopter swoops low
over City Hall, and
the Lee twins climb on board.
With the strike force assembled
the 'copter heads up into space
to make a pre-emptive strike
against the dark forces....
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V. Levels ********************************************************************
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* Level 1 *
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Abobo: Abobo not
like intruders,
I'm gonna
beat you up!
After defeating Abobo.
T. Bird: Even I could beat
Abobo. Well done,
but look out for
Big Bad Blag!
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* Level 2 *
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Big Blag: C'mon into my lair,
Big Blag's gonna
stomp 'n' chomp ya!
After defeating Big Blag.
T. Bird: Blag isn't so big
and bad now! But
be careful, I hear
Roper's got some
tricks up his sleeve!
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* Level 3 *
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Roper: Fists vs. Bullers?
I'm gonna
use your butts
for target practice!
After defeating Roper.
T. Bird: Our fists beat
Roper's bullets
didn't they?
Well done, team!
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* Level 4 *
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Dark Queen: Those puny pods
will be vaporised
by my
awesome arsenal!
After finishing the level.
T. Bird: That ratship was a
piece of cake! But
watch out, the
missle is heading
towards the Earth!
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* Level 5 *
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Robo Manus: You'll never -bzzt-
get to me in time -fzzt-
the Earth is doomed!
After defeating Robo Manus.
T. Bird: Robo Manus has
joined the ratship
on the junk pile!
Oh no it's the
shady Shadow Boss!
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* Level 6 *
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Shadow Boss: Come and get me
if you dare!
I'm waiting for you
in the basement!
After defeating the Shadow Boss.
T. Bird: Ha-the Shadow Boss
was cruisin' for
a bruisin' and
that's what he got!
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* Level 7 *
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Dark Queen: So, we meet at last!
You may have beaten
that masked moron,
but I'll crush you!
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* Ending *
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T. Bird: Excellent! Well done!
You've defeated the
Dark Queen and
her evil hoardes!
Battletoads: It was down to team work
Prof, we couldn't have done
it without the Lee twins!
Billy & Jimmy: 100 percent pure skill, Toads!
T. Bird: You sure taught that
Dark Queen a lesson, boys!
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VI. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ.
Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ.
Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ.
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VII. Legal *******************************************************************
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