GREGORY HORROR SHOW MEMO GUIDE, by Solid Jim
thejim[a certain symbol]evil.co.uk
v1.01, 3rd February 2004
http://www.thejim.iofm.net/
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CONTENTS
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Introduction
Night 1
Night 2
Night 3
Night 4
General notes
Version history and related tedium
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INTRODUCTION
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Having completed and thoroughly enjoyed Gregory Horror show, I decided it'd be
worth my while to take some time to fill out the rest of the memo sheets and
find out what every guest does at every point in the game, for the sake of
completeness. I took notes as I went, and it is these notes that you see before
you.
The main use you'll probably get from this guide is if you've finished the game
and want to figure out the rest of the memos yourself, but can't actually be
bothered to do it. I wouldn't recommend the guide to anyone who has yet to
complete the game; while it doesn't give away any of the solutions as such,
much of the fun in Gregory Horror Show comes from discovering things for
yourself. Watching the timetables gradually fill in as you surreptitiously peek
at the guest whilst avoiding detection will doubtless become less fun if you
already know what you are going to find out. I'd hate to think I was the cause
of anyone having less fun, so don't do it, okay? (It's not even like it'd be
much help with completing the game. You want to know where the guests are, then
look at the map.)
Hmm, I've forgotten under which circumstances you are allowed to use the guide.
Oh, yeah, it's if you already finished the game and can't be bothered to chase
up a couple of blanks. Or if you have the Japanese version and don't understand
any of it. Anyway, I should keep this brief because there's nothing I hate more
than having to scroll through acres of contents and introduction text before I
can actually read the guide.
Oh, and for those of you that can only read capital letters:
*** WARNING! THIS GUIDE CONTAINS SPOILERS! ***
Now read on.
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NIGHT 1
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Notes: During the 'tutorial' section, the events you encounter are all
scripted. Only after Judgment Boy enters Gregory House does the memo system
come into proper use.
Gregory
0-2 Work at Front Desk (G)
He's doing manager-type work at the front desk. Doesn't
look too busy, though.
2-4 Taking a Break (R)
James is minding reception. Letting a kid do the work -
what is this world coming to?
4-6 Making the Rounds (Y)
Better make sure Gregory doesn't catch me spying on him
when he's making the rounds.
6-8 Work at Front Desk (G)
I wonder what he's writing in that register. Knowing
him, probably bad-mouthing the guests.
8-10 Cleaning Changing R. (G)
He's cleaning the changing room with care. It looks
like he's been using that broom for years.
10-12 Tidying Library (G)
He's picking up books. There's lots of different kinds
- maybe I'll go take a look sometime.
12-14 Making the Rounds (Y)
It's a manager's job to keep track of his hotel. In a
hotel this big, making the rounds must be hard.
14-18 Work at Front Desk (G)
Hard at work, doing the paperwork. He actually looks
pretty sharp with his glasses on.
18-20 Cleaning Conf. Room (G)
Cleaning up crumbs. Speaking of which, I did hear
something little scurrying sounds in there. Yikes!
20-22 Work at Front Desk (G)
That work doesn't look too hard. How about I do his
work and he goes and gets the souls for me?
22-24 Making the Rounds (Y)
Making the rounds this late at night? He's scaring me
to death jumping out of the dark like that!
James
0-2 Prancing Around (Y)
He's walking around the hotel, looking for ways to make
trouble.
2-4 At the Front Desk (G)
James is minding the front desk in Gregory's place.
He's just messing around, though.
4-6 Sleepy Time (R)
He's sleeping soundly on the bed in his room. Still
hasn't shut up, I see.
6-8 Messy Changing Room (G)
He's opening lockers and scattering the contents
around. Making trouble really gets James worked up.
8-10 Mess in Library (G)
Gregory always has to clean up the books James scatters
around... dear oh dear!
10-12 Kid's Show (G)
It's the most popular kid's show on TV: "Wimp Brigade"!
The dreary theme song is a big hit, too.
12-14 Messy Nurse's Room (G)
He's happily making a mess in the nurse's room. I can
just picture Catherine's angry face...
14-16 Time for Dinner (G)
Wh...what's that?! A special menu just for James?! "GHS
Children's Lunch Special"
16-18 Prancing Around (Y)
Though he's just a kid, he struts around the halls like
a prince. Are there big things in his future?
18-20 Mess in Kitchen (G)
He's making a mess of the kitchen while looking for a
snack. I see a shiny cleaver in his future...
20-22 Prancing Around (Y)
He's humming to himself as he prances around the hotel.
Every day must be fun for him.
22-24 Mess at Front Desk (G)
The front desk is getting to be a mess. I wonder if
Gregory is going to have to clean up again...
Neko Zombie
1-3 Hungry... (R)
Frantically pacing around his room, looking hungry. Do
I have something I could give him?
3-5 Completely Bonkers (R)
He's pacing around like a mad animal. Better not get
too close - I might end up with bite marks.
5-8 (a) Sitting in Room (R)
He looks relatively calm this time of day. Maybe he'll
tell me something good.
5-8 (b) Foraging in Kitchen (G)
His empty stomach has driven him out of his room to
look for something good to eat.
8-11 In a Stupor (R)
I hope he's having good dreams. But I doubt he ever has
any good dreams in this hotel.
11-14 Hungry... (R)
James says that he'll eat any kind of food when he's
this hungry. Even if it's old - or poisonous.
14-18 In a Stupor (R)
It looks like Neko Zombie has trouble sleeping. He
should move around and make himself tired!
18-20 Sitting in Room (R)
He's just sitting on the cold floor. I'm worried - if
he keeps this up, his bum will freeze.
20-22 Hungry... (R)
Neko Zombie is always hungry. Even if his stomach is
full, his heart is always empty.
22-1 Sitting in Room (R)
Sitting quietly on the cold floor in the dank room...
trying to endure some hardship.
Catherine
0-2 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Even when Catherine was at the hospital, they say you
could see her prowling for blood at night.
2-4 Sleeping (R)
I hear Catherine got her pillow from a mail-order
catalogue. Could it be... that pillow?
4-6 Watching the News (G)
This show has all kinds of stuff - lost persons,
blood-type horoscopes, business roundups...
6-10 Working in Office (G)
Catherine really gets into her work! But all she does
is draw blood - some "treatment"!
10-12 Lunch (G)
It looks delicious, but who knows what kind of meat
that steak is made from? Best not to ask.
12-15 TV and Snacks (G)
The whole point of a diet is not to eat too much junk!
You have to WORK to burn off that fat!
15-18 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Catherine loves to draw blood, but she HATES giving it.
I think I know how she feels.
18-20 Cleaning the Office (G)
James made a mess in the nurse's office. Not even
Catherine can control that little brat.
20-24 Working Out (R)
This workout is designed to help women relieve their
stress. Looks like it really works.
Judgment Boy
0-2 Hanging Out (R)
He looks kind of bored when he's alone. Doesn't he have
any friends?
2-4 Wandering Around (Y)
I've got that weird song he sings memorised. Not that
it'll be of any use.
4-6 Hanging Out (R)
He's just staring blankly off into space. Could he be
sleeping with his eyes open?
6-8 Wandering Around (Y)
#Do you know my naaaame?# I bet Judgment Boy wrote both
the lyrics and the tune.
8-10 Hanging Out (R)
He looks spaced out but I bet he's pondering life or
the universe or something.
10-12 Wandering Around (Y)
Rumour has it that even Gregory can't get enough of
this song. I wonder if it's true...
12-16 Judgment Training (R)
He's clearly not into his training. He's just thinking
of ways to get out of it.
16-18 Muttering to Self (R)
He's muttering to himself. Looks like it's stress.
Maybe it's because no one will listen to him?
18-20 Wandering Around (Y)
Wandering the hotel. The humming is just for show, but
his words have something to them.
20-21 Spinning Around (Y)
He's spinning like a broken weather-vane. It looks
serious, but it's real fun to watch.
21-24 Sleeping (R)
He should be fast asleep, but sure enough, he doesn't
shut up even when he's asleep.
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NIGHT 2
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Notes: So far the only one of the inhabitants from Night 1 to change their
schedule is Catherine. Cactus Girl has no visible schedule, but you should find
she spends most of the time in her room.
Gregory
0-2 Work at Front Desk (G)
He's doing manager-type work at the front desk. Doesn't
look too busy, though.
2-4 Taking a Break (R)
James is minding reception. Letting a kid do the work -
what is this world coming to?
4-6 Making the Rounds (Y)
Better make sure Gregory doesn't catch me spying on him
when he's making the rounds.
6-8 Work at Front Desk (G)
I wonder what he's writing in that register. Knowing
him, probably bad-mouthing the guests.
8-10 Cleaning Changing R. (G)
He's cleaning the changing room with care. It looks
like he's been using that broom for years.
10-12 Tidying Library (G)
He's picking up books. There's lots of different kinds
- maybe I'll go take a look sometime.
12-14 Making the Rounds (Y)
It's a manager's job to keep track of his hotel. In a
hotel this big, making the rounds must be hard.
14-18 Work at Front Desk (G)
Hard at work, doing the paperwork. He actually looks
pretty sharp with his glasses on.
18-20 Cleaning Conf. Room (G)
Cleaning up crumbs. Speaking of which, I did hear
something little scurrying sounds in there. Yikes!
20-22 Work at Front Desk (G)
That work doesn't look too hard. How about I do his
work and he goes and gets the souls for me?
22-24 Making the Rounds (Y)
Making the rounds this late at night? He's scaring me
to death jumping out of the dark like that!
James
0-2 Prancing Around (Y)
He's walking around the hotel, looking for ways to make
trouble.
2-4 At the Front Desk (G)
James is minding the front desk in Gregory's place.
He's just messing around, though.
4-6 Sleepy Time (R)
He's sleeping soundly on the bed in his room. Still
hasn't shut up, I see.
6-8 Messy Changing Room (G)
He's opening lockers and scattering the contents
around. Making trouble really gets James worked up.
8-10 Mess in Library (G)
Gregory always has to clean up the books James scatters
around... dear oh dear!
10-12 Kid's Show (G)
It's the most popular kid's show on TV: "Wimp Brigade"!
The dreary theme song is a big hit, too.
12-14 Messy Nurse's Room (G)
He's happily making a mess in the nurse's room. I can
just picture Catherine's angry face...
14-16 Time for Dinner (G)
Wh...what's that?! A special menu just for James?! "GHS
Children's Lunch Special"
16-18 Prancing Around (Y)
Though he's just a kid, he struts around the halls like
a prince. Are there big things in his future?
18-20 Mess in Kitchen (G)
He's making a mess of the kitchen while looking for a
snack. I see a shiny cleaver in his future...
20-22 Prancing Around (Y)
He's humming to himself as he prances around the hotel.
Every day must be fun for him.
22-24 Mess at Front Desk (G)
The front desk is getting to be a mess. I wonder if
Gregory is going to have to clean up again...
Neko Zombie
1-3 Hungry... (R)
Frantically pacing around his room, looking hungry. Do
I have something I could give him?
3-5 Completely Bonkers (R)
He's pacing around like a mad animal. Better not get
too close - I might end up with bite marks.
5-8 (a) Sitting in Room (R)
He looks relatively calm this time of day. Maybe he'll
tell me something good.
5-8 (b) Foraging in Kitchen (G)
His empty stomach has driven him out of his room to
look for something good to eat.
8-11 In a Stupor (R)
I hope he's having good dreams. But I doubt he ever has
any good dreams in this hotel.
11-14 Hungry... (R)
James says that he'll eat any kind of food when he's
this hungry. Even if it's old - or poisonous.
14-18 In a Stupor (R)
It looks like Neko Zombie has trouble sleeping. He
should move around and make himself tired!
18-20 Sitting in Room (R)
He's just sitting on the cold floor. I'm worried - if
he keeps this up, his bum will freeze.
20-22 Hungry... (R)
Neko Zombie is always hungry. Even if his stomach is
full, his heart is always empty.
22-1 Sitting in Room (R)
Sitting quietly on the cold floor in the dank room...
trying to endure some hardship.
Catherine
0-2 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Even when Catherine was at the hospital, they say you
could see her prowling for blood at night.
2-4 Sleeping (R)
I hear Catherine got her pillow from a mail-order
catalogue. Could it be... that pillow?
4-6 Watching the News (G)
This show has all kinds of stuff - lost persons,
blood-type horoscopes, business roundups...
6-8 Gunman Gets Treated (G)
Cactus Gunman went to the nurse's room to get his wound
looked at. What an imbecile!
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-12 Lunch (G)
It looks delicious, but who knows what kind of meat
that steak is made from? Best not to ask.
12-15 TV and Snacks (G)
The whole point of a diet is not to eat too much junk!
You have to WORK to burn off that fat!
15-18 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Catherine loves to draw blood, but she HATES giving it.
I think I know how she feels.
18-20 Cleaning the Office (G)
James made a mess in the nurse's office. Not even
Catherine can control that little brat.
20-22 Working Out (R)
This workout is designed to help women relieve their
stress. Looks like it really works.
22-24 Relaxing in the Bar (B)
I see now that no matter where you are, it's just not
easy being a young woman.
Judgment Boy
0-2 Hanging Out (R)
He looks kind of bored when he's alone. Doesn't he have
any friends?
2-4 Wandering Around (Y)
I've got that weird song he sings memorised. Not that
it'll be of any use.
4-6 Hanging Out (R)
He's just staring blankly off into space. Could he be
sleeping with his eyes open?
6-8 Wandering Around (Y)
#Do you know my naaaame?# I bet Judgment Boy wrote both
the lyrics and the tune.
8-10 Hanging Out (R)
He looks spaced out but I bet he's pondering life or
the universe or something.
10-12 Wandering Around (Y)
Rumour has it that even Gregory can't get enough of
this song. I wonder if it's true...
12-16 Judgment Training (R)
He's clearly not into his training. He's just thinking
of ways to get out of it.
16-18 Muttering to Self (R)
He's muttering to himself. Looks like it's stress.
Maybe it's because no one will listen to him?
18-20 Wandering Around (Y)
Wandering the hotel. The humming is just for show, but
his words have something to them.
20-21 Spinning Around (Y)
He's spinning like a broken weather-vane. It looks
serious, but it's real fun to watch.
21-24 Sleeping (R)
He should be fast asleep, but sure enough, he doesn't
shut up even when he's asleep.
Lost Doll
0-3 Crying (Y)
I hear soft crying from the shadows... That voice will
haunt me in my dreams.
3-4 Going Wild (R)
She's on a rampage with a frightening look on her face.
The exact opposite of her normal self.
4-8 Crying (Y)
She's crying 'cause she can't find her doll. All that
crying is going to melt her eyeballs.
8-9 Going Wild (R)
When Lost Doll is her "scary self", her speech and
manner are totally different.
9-13 Crying (Y)
Seems she can't find her doll. But she's never going to
find it if she is always crying.
13-14 Going Wild (R)
She's like a coin with two sides. It seems like she can
use either side as it suits her.
14-18 Crying (Y)
She's standing in front of her door, crying. I don't
think she'll ever stop crying.
18-19 Going Wild (R)
Lost Doll has a sharp tongue when she's in a wild mood.
She sees through everything.
19-22 Picking Flowers (Y)
Cactus Gunman and Lost Doll are happily picking flowers
together. Aww, how sweet...
22-24 Going Wild (R)
You shouldn't pick on people when you're in a bad mood,
like Lost Doll does...
Mummy Dog
2-4 Father-Son Chat (R)
Mummy Papa and Mummy Dog really resemble each other,
don't they?
4-6 Fainting in the Bath (G)
It looks like taking a jacuzzi actually makes them MORE
tired, not less.
6-8 Worried about Health (R)
If you have a worry, just forget it! That's the key to
stress-free living.
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-13 I Don't Feel Good... (R)
When Mummy Dog watches over his fallen papa, he has a
real look of envy in his eyes.
13-15 Falling Asleep (R)
He got tired and fell asleep. When you get tired, you
should go back to your room and sleep it off!
15-17 Playing in His Room (R)
He doesn't pay his sick father any mind, just tears
around the room... looks like a lot of fun...
17-19 Playing in Garden (Y)
He's running happily around the garden. Is it really
okay for him to run that much with his headache?
19-22 Tired Out in Garden (Y)
He was running happily around the garden... but it
looks like his headache finally got to him.
22-2 Waiting for Papa (R)
He's waiting for his Papa like a good boy. What a
little trooper!
Mummy Papa
0-2 Jogging (Y)
He's really into his jogging... but there are some
things that just aren't meant to be.
2-4 Father-Son Chat (R)
Mummy Papa and Mummy Dog really resemble each other,
don't they?
4-6 Fainting in the Bath (G)
It looks like taking a jacuzzi actually makes them MORE
tired, not less.
6-8 Worried about Health (R)
If you have a worry, just forget it! That's the key to
stress-free living.
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-13 I Don't Feel Good... (R)
When Mummy Dog watches over his fallen papa, he has a
real look of envy in his eyes.
13-15 Sleeping (R)
For someone who's lying ill in bed, he sure does seem
to be having some good dreams.
15-17 Fainting from Anaemia (R)
Looking at Mummy Papa gives me the courage to call in
sick tomorrow.
17-19 Jogging (Y)
Mummy Papa loves to collect workout equipment. But it
seems he never keeps anything up for long.
19-22 Reading in Library (G)
Mummy Papa is quite a serious reader, the type who's
never afraid to do serious studying.
22-24 Fainting in Library (G)
Mummy Papa's a serious type who's not afraid to study
hard - but it never does him any good.
Cactus Gunman
1-4 Time for a Western! (G)
The only good thing on late-night TV is the Westerns!
Just watching them makes you more macho.
4-6 Target Practice! (R)
Cactus Gunman's Westerns always inspire him to get his
gun and take up target practice.
6-8 Gunman Gets Treated (G)
Cactus Gunman went to the nurse's room to get his wound
looked at. What an imbecile!
8-11 (a) Sittin' at the Bar
Sitting at the bar, silent and alone, he has the air of
a lonely, desperate man.
8-11 (b) Tendin' the Roses (Y)
So Cactus Gunman was the one growing roses in the
garden! Behind those thorns lies a gentle heart.
11-14 (a) Holed up in the Room
He's holed himself up in his room... Cactus Gunman is
afraid of something he can't see.
11-14 (b) My Sister's Here!
Cactus Girl is visiting Gunman's room. I bet her
brother is telling some tall tales.
14-19 Can't Sleep... (R)
He's constantly tormented by bad dreams, never able to
sleep. Happens a lot in this hotel.
19-22 Picking Flowers (Y)
Cactus Gunman and Lost Doll are happily picking flowers
together. Aww, how sweet...
22-1 Making a Bouquet! (R)
A bouquet of home-grown roses! He's pretty
hard-working. Too bad nothing's going to come of it.
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NIGHT 3
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Notes: Judgment Boy follows essentially the same schedule as before, only now
he does all of his wandering around in the basement. TV-Fish does not appear
at every hour of the day, but can be summoned by knocking on the juke-box in
the bar.
Gregory
0-2 Work at Front Desk (G)
He's doing manager-type work at the front desk. Doesn't
look too busy, though.
2-4 Taking a Break (R)
James is minding reception. Letting a kid do the work -
what is this world coming to?
4-6 Making the Rounds (Y)
Better make sure Gregory doesn't catch me spying on him
when he's making the rounds.
6-8 Work at Front Desk (G)
I wonder what he's writing in that register. Knowing
him, probably bad-mouthing the guests.
8-10 Cleaning Changing R. (G)
He's cleaning the changing room with care. It looks
like he's been using that broom for years.
10-12 Tidying Library (G)
He's picking up books. There's lots of different kinds
- maybe I'll go take a look sometime.
12-14 (a) Making the Rounds (Y)
It's a manager's job to keep track of his hotel. In a
hotel this big, making the rounds must be hard.
12-14 (b) Eating Lunch (B)
That stuff he's eating looks awfully red. It's a lot
like... blood...
14-16 Work at Front Desk (G)
Hard at work, doing the paperwork. He actually looks
pretty sharp with his glasses on.
16-18 Chatting (G)
Gregory and Hell's Chef are chewing the fat. Those two
seem to get along for some reason.
18-20 Cleaning Conf. Room (G)
Cleaning up crumbs. Speaking of which, I did hear
something little scurrying sounds in there. Yikes!
20-22 Work at Front Desk (G)
That work doesn't look too hard. How about I do his
work and he goes and gets the souls for me?
22-24 Going Somewhere? (P)
What is he doing at this time of night? Looks as if
he's going through that locked door, but...
James
0-2 Prancing Around (Y)
He's walking around the hotel, looking for ways to make
trouble.
2-4 At the Front Desk (G)
James is minding the front desk in Gregory's place.
He's just messing around, though.
4-6 Sleepy Time (R)
He's sleeping soundly on the bed in his room. Still
hasn't shut up, I see.
6-8 Messy Changing Room (G)
He's opening lockers and scattering the contents
around. Making trouble really gets James worked up.
8-10 Mess in Library (G)
Gregory always has to clean up the books James scatters
around... dear oh dear!
10-12 Kid's Show (G)
It's the most popular kid's show on TV: "Wimp Brigade"!
The dreary theme song is a big hit, too.
12-14 Messy Nurse's Room (G)
He's happily making a mess in the nurse's room. I can
just picture Catherine's angry face...
14-16 Time for Dinner (G)
Wh...what's that?! A special menu just for James?! "GHS
Children's Lunch Special"
16-18 Prancing Around (Y)
Though he's just a kid, he struts around the halls like
a prince. Are there big things in his future?
18-20 (a) Mess in Kitchen (G)
He's making a mess of the kitchen while looking for a
snack. I see a shiny cleaver in his future...
18-20 (b) Cooking Practice (G)
Having had enough of messing up the kitchen, James is
bugging Catherine as she cooks.
20-22 Prancing Around (Y)
He's humming to himself as he prances around the hotel.
Every day must be fun for him.
22-24 (a) Mess at Front Desk (G)
The front desk is getting to be a mess. I wonder if
Gregory is going to have to clean up again...
22-24 (b) Going Somewhere? (P)
It looks like he went out through that door that won't
open... What could lie on the other side?
Neko Zombie
1-3 Hungry... (R)
Frantically pacing around his room, looking hungry. Do
I have something I could give him?
3-5 Completely Bonkers (R)
He's pacing around like a mad animal. Better not get
too close - I might end up with bite marks.
5-8 (a) Sitting in Room (R)
He looks relatively calm this time of day. Maybe he'll
tell me something good.
5-8 (b) Foraging in Kitchen (G)
His empty stomach has driven him out of his room to
look for something good to eat.
8-11 In a Stupor (R)
I hope he's having good dreams. But I doubt he ever has
any good dreams in this hotel.
11-14 Hungry... (R)
James says that he'll eat any kind of food when he's
this hungry. Even if it's old - or poisonous.
14-18 In a Stupor (R)
It looks like Neko Zombie has trouble sleeping. He
should move around and make himself tired!
18-20 Sitting in Room (R)
He's just sitting on the cold floor. I'm worried - if
he keeps this up, his bum will freeze.
20-22 Hungry... (R)
Neko Zombie is always hungry. Even if his stomach is
full, his heart is always empty.
22-1 Sitting in Room (R)
Sitting quietly on the cold floor in the dank room...
trying to endure some hardship.
Catherine
0-2 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Even when Catherine was at the hospital, they say you
could see her prowling for blood at night.
2-4 Sleeping (R)
I hear Catherine got her pillow from a mail-order
catalogue. Could it be... that pillow?
4-6 (a) Watching the News (G)
This show has all kinds of stuff - lost persons,
blood-type horoscopes, business roundups...
4-6 (b) Packing a Lunch (G)
The lunch is full of delicious-looking morsels. But
somehow it doesn't look like it's for her...
6-8 Gunman Gets Treated (G)
Cactus Gunman went to the nurse's room to get his wound
looked at. What an imbecile!
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-12 Lunch (G)
It looks delicious, but who knows what kind of meat
that steak is made from? Best not to ask.
12-15 TV and Snacks (G)
The whole point of a diet is not to eat too much junk!
You have to WORK to burn off that fat!
15-18 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Catherine loves to draw blood, but she HATES giving it.
I think I know how she feels.
18-20 (a) Cleaning the Office (G)
James made a mess in the nurse's office. Not even
Catherine can control that little brat.
18-20 (b) Cooking Practice (G)
Having had enough of messing up the kitchen, James is
bugging Catherine as she cooks.
20-22 (a) Working Out (R)
This workout is designed to help women relieve their
stress. Looks like it really works.
20-22 (b) Out on a Date (B)
Catherine is paying a visit to Hell's Chef's room!
There's something weird between those two...
22-24 (a) Relaxing in the Bar (B)
I see now that no matter where you are, it's just not
easy being a young woman.
22-24 (b) Date at the Bar (B)
Catherine and Hell's Chef are on a date in the bar! But
the conversation is kind of disjointed.
Judgment Boy
0-2 Hanging Out (R)
He looks kind of bored when he's alone. Doesn't he have
any friends?
2-4 Wandering Around (P)
I've got that weird song he sings memorised. Not that
it'll be of any use.
4-6 Hanging Out (R)
He's just staring blankly off into space. Could he be
sleeping with his eyes open?
6-8 Wandering Around (P)
#Do you know my naaaame?# I bet Judgment Boy wrote both
the lyrics and the tune.
8-10 Hanging Out (R)
He looks spaced out but I bet he's pondering life or
the universe or something.
10-12 Wandering Around (P)
Rumour has it that even Gregory can't get enough of
this song. I wonder if it's true...
12-16 Judgment Training (R)
He's clearly not into his training. He's just thinking
of ways to get out of it.
16-18 Muttering to Self (R)
He's muttering to himself. Looks like it's stress.
Maybe it's because no one will listen to him?
18-20 Wandering Around (P)
Wandering the hotel. The humming is just for show, but
his words have something to them.
20-21 Spinning Around (P)
He's spinning like a broken weather-vane. It looks
serious, but it's real fun to watch.
21-24 Sleeping (R)
He should be fast asleep, but sure enough, he doesn't
shut up even when he's asleep.
Lost Doll
0-3 Looking for Her Doll (Y)
I guess she still can't find her doll. They say it's
always in the last place you look...
3-4 Going Wild (R)
She's on a rampage with a frightening look on her face.
The exact opposite of her normal self.
4-8 Crying (Y)
She's crying 'cause she can't find her doll. All that
crying is going to melt her eyeballs.
8-9 Going Wild (R)
When Lost Doll is her "scary self", her speech and
manner are totally different.
9-13 Looking for Her Doll (Y)
I feel like this hotel is eating away my memories. I
have to get out of here soon...
13-14 Going Wild (R)
She's like a coin with two sides. It seems like she can
use either side as it suits her.
14-18 Crying (Y)
She's standing in front of her door, crying. I don't
think she'll ever stop crying.
18-19 Going Wild (R)
Lost Doll has a sharp tongue when she's in a wild mood.
She sees through everything.
19-22 Picking Flowers (Y)
Cactus Gunman and Lost Doll are happily picking flowers
together. Aww, how sweet...
22-24 Going Wild (R)
You shouldn't pick on people when you're in a bad mood,
like Lost Doll does...
Mummy Dog
2-4 Father-Son Chat (R)
Mummy Papa and Mummy Dog really resemble each other,
don't they?
4-6 Fainting in the Bath (G)
It looks like taking a jacuzzi actually makes them MORE
tired, not less.
6-8 Worried about Health (R)
If you have a worry, just forget it! That's the key to
stress-free living.
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-13 I Don't Feel Good... (R)
When Mummy Dog watches over his fallen papa, he has a
real look of envy in his eyes.
13-15 Falling Asleep (R)
He got tired and fell asleep. When you get tired, you
should go back to your room and sleep it off!
15-17 Playing in His Room (R)
He doesn't pay his sick father any mind, just tears
around the room... looks like a lot of fun...
17-19 Playing in Garden (Y)
The kids are playing happily in the garden. From the
mouths of babes comes wisdom...
19-22 Playing Roulette (P)
Watching the kids play together makes me feel relaxed.
But just a little.
22-2 Waiting for Papa (R)
He's waiting for his Papa like a good boy. What a
little trooper!
Mummy Papa
0-2 Jogging (Y)
He's really into his jogging... but there are some
things that just aren't meant to be.
2-4 Father-Son Chat (R)
Mummy Papa and Mummy Dog really resemble each other,
don't they?
4-6 Fainting in the Bath (G)
It looks like taking a jacuzzi actually makes them MORE
tired, not less.
6-8 Worried about Health (R)
If you have a worry, just forget it! That's the key to
stress-free living.
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-13 I Don't Feel Good... (R)
When Mummy Dog watches over his fallen papa, he has a
real look of envy in his eyes.
13-15 Sleeping (R)
For someone who's lying ill in bed, he sure does seem
to be having some good dreams.
15-17 Fainting from Anaemia (R)
Looking at Mummy Papa gives me the courage to call in
sick tomorrow.
17-19 Jogging (Y)
Mummy Papa loves to collect workout equipment. But it
seems he never keeps anything up for long.
19-22 Reading in Library (G)
Mummy Papa is quite a serious reader, the type who's
never afraid to do serious studying.
22-24 Fainting in Library (G)
Mummy Papa's a serious type who's not afraid to study
hard - but it never does him any good.
Cactus Gunman
1-4 Time for a Western! (G)
The only good thing on late-night TV is the Westerns!
Just watching them makes you more macho.
4-6 Target Practice! (R)
Cactus Gunman's Westerns always inspire him to get his
gun and take up target practice.
6-8 Gunman Gets Treated (G)
Cactus Gunman went to the nurse's room to get his wound
looked at. What an imbecile!
8-11 (a) Sittin' at the Bar
Sitting at the bar, silent and alone, he has the air of
a lonely, desperate man.
8-11 (b) Tendin' the Roses (Y)
So Cactus Gunman was the one growing roses in the
garden! Behind those thorns lies a gentle heart.
11-14 (a) Holed up in the Room
He's holed himself up in his room... Cactus Gunman is
afraid of something he can't see.
11-14 (b) My Sister's Here!
Cactus Girl is visiting Gunman's room. I bet her
brother is telling some tall tales.
14-19 Can't Sleep... (R)
He's constantly tormented by bad dreams, never able to
sleep. Happens a lot in this hotel.
19-22 Picking Flowers (Y)
Cactus Gunman and Lost Doll are happily picking flowers
together. Aww, how sweet...
22-1 Making a Bouquet! (R)
A bouquet of home-grown roses! He's pretty
hard-working. Too bad nothing's going to come of it.
Hell's Chef
0-2 Sharpening Cleaver (G)
The question is, what is he planning to cut with that
well-sharpened cleaver of his?
2-4 Going Somewhere? (P)
He's going to ask what people think of his food. Looks
like he's going through that door?
4-7 Listening In (Y)
Hell's Chef is always listening to see if anyone is
insulting his cooking...
7-9 (a) Gathering Herbs (Y)
Chef's favourite book is "Poisonous Herbs of the World."
Hmm... those herbs he's picking, they wouldn't be...?
7-9 (b) Making a Recipe (G)
By following that recipe, you can make an amazing dish.
...That's what Gregory was saying.
9-12 Preparing the Food (G)
Every time Hell's Chef swings his cleaver, the earth
shakes. It really could cut through an elephant!
12-14 Time for a Snack (G)
They're eating some of Chef's special snacks. The kids
love Chef's cooking too.
14-16 Dishing Out Food (G)
People are always coming and going in the dining room -
Chef looks pretty busy.
16-18 Chatting (G)
Gregory and Hell's Chef are chewing the fat. Those two
seem to get along for some reason.
18-20 A Little Nap (R)
I heard that Chef sleeps back to front so that his
pillow doesn't get burned. Seems fishy, though.
20-22 (a) Listening In (Y)
Hell's Chef seems to have a really deep-rooted
persecution complex...
20-22 (b) Out on a Date (R)
Catherine is paying a visit to Hell's Chef's room!
There's something weird between those two...
22-24 (a) Sharpening Cleaver (G)
The question is, what is he planning to cut with that
well-sharpened cleaver of his?
22-24 (b) Date at the Bar (B)
Catherine and Hell's Chef are on a date in the bar! But
the conversation is kind of disjointed.
TV-Fish
2-4 Appearance on B1 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
4-8
8-12 (a)
8-12 (b) Appearance on B2 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
12-14 (a) Appearance on B2 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
12-14 (b)
14-16 (a)
14-16 (b) Appearance on B3 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
16-18
18-20 (a) Appearance on B3 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
18-20 (b) Appearance on B2 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
20-2
Roulette Boy
0-3 Playing Alone (P)
He's playing all by himself in the big Roulette Room.
Doesn't he get lonely?
3-6 Walking in Basement (P)
The numbers on Roulette Boy's head control your fate.
Hmm... what's it like to control fate?
6-9 Playing Alone (P)
I guess Roulette Boy prefers playing by himself a lot
of the time.
9-12 Walking in Basement (P)
Roulette Boy is strolling happily like he's riding a
roulette wheel.
12-14 Time for a Snack (G)
They're eating some of Chef's special snacks. The kids
love Chef's cooking too.
14-17 Walking in Basement (P)
Even though Roulette Boy is still a kid, somehow it
seems like he knows things that no one else does.
17-19 Playing in Garden (Y)
The kids are playing happily in the garden. From the
mouths of babes comes wisdom...
19-22 Playing Roulette (P)
Watching the kids play together makes me feel relaxed.
But just a little.
22-24 Walking in Basement (P)
That ominous-sounding chatter of his gives me the
creeps. What exactly does Roulette Boy know?
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NIGHT 4
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Notes: Judgment Boy only moves on to this schedule when Judgment Boy Gold
arrives at Gregory House. Like TV-Fish, Judgment Boy Gold doesn't spend every
hour of the day at Gregory House.
Gregory
0-2 Work at Front Desk (G)
He's doing manager-type work at the front desk. Doesn't
look too busy, though.
2-4 Taking a Break (R)
James is minding reception. Letting a kid do the work -
what is this world coming to?
4-6 Making the Rounds (Y)
Better make sure Gregory doesn't catch me spying on him
when he's making the rounds.
6-8 Work at Front Desk (G)
I wonder what he's writing in that register. Knowing
him, probably bad-mouthing the guests.
8-10 Cleaning Changing R. (G)
He's cleaning the changing room with care. It looks
like he's been using that broom for years.
10-12 Tidying Library (G)
He's picking up books. There's lots of different kinds
- maybe I'll go take a look sometime.
12-14 (a) Making the Rounds (Y)
It's a manager's job to keep track of his hotel. In a
hotel this big, making the rounds must be hard.
12-14 (b) Eating Lunch (B)
That stuff he's eating looks awfully red. It's a lot
like... blood...
14-16 Work at Front Desk (G)
Hard at work, doing the paperwork. He actually looks
pretty sharp with his glasses on.
16-18 Chatting (G)
Gregory and Hell's Chef are chewing the fat. Those two
seem to get along for some reason.
18-20 Fighting over the TV (G)
Gregory and Angel Dog are fighting. Against Angel Dog,
Gregory doesn't have a chance of winning.
20-22 Work at Front Desk (G)
That work doesn't look too hard. How about I do his
work and he goes and gets the souls for me?
22-24 Going Somewhere? (P)
What is he doing at this time of night? Looks as if
he's going through that locked door, but...
James
0-2 Prancing Around (Y)
He's walking around the hotel, looking for ways to make
trouble.
2-4 At the Front Desk (G)
James is minding the front desk in Gregory's place.
He's just messing around, though.
4-6 Sleepy Time (R)
He's sleeping soundly on the bed in his room. Still
hasn't shut up, I see.
6-8 Messy Changing Room (G)
He's opening lockers and scattering the contents
around. Making trouble really gets James worked up.
8-10 Mess in Library (G)
Gregory always has to clean up the books James scatters
around... dear oh dear!
10-12 Kid's Show (G)
It's the most popular kid's show on TV: "Wimp Brigade"!
The dreary theme song is a big hit, too.
12-14 Messy Nurse's Room (G)
He's happily making a mess in the nurse's room. I can
just picture Catherine's angry face...
14-16 Time for Dinner (G)
Wh...what's that?! A special menu just for James?! "GHS
Children's Lunch Special"
16-18 Prancing Around (Y)
Though he's just a kid, he struts around the halls like
a prince. Are there big things in his future?
18-20 (a) Mess in Kitchen (G)
He's making a mess of the kitchen while looking for a
snack. I see a shiny cleaver in his future...
18-20 (b) Cooking Practice (G)
Having had enough of messing up the kitchen, James is
bugging Catherine as she cooks.
20-22 Prancing Around (Y)
He's humming to himself as he prances around the hotel.
Every day must be fun for him.
22-24 (a) Mess at Front Desk (G)
The front desk is getting to be a mess. I wonder if
Gregory is going to have to clean up again...
22-24 (b) Going Somewhere? (P)
It looks like he went out through that door that won't
open... What could lie on the other side?
Neko Zombie
0-3 (a) A Conversation (R)
Angel Dog and Neko Zombie are having a conversation.
Angel Dog loves sharing juicy gossip.
0-3 (b) A Conversation (R)
Devil Dog and Neko Zombie are having a conversation.
Devil Dog loves spreading dirt on people.
3-5 Completely Bonkers (R)
He's pacing around like a mad animal. Better not get
too close - I might end up with bite marks.
5-8 (a) Sitting in Room (R)
He looks relatively calm this time of day. Maybe he'll
tell me something good.
5-8 (b) Foraging in Kitchen (G)
His empty stomach has driven him out of his room to
look for something good to eat.
8-11 (a) In a Stupor (R)
I hope he's having good dreams. But I doubt he ever has
any good dreams in this hotel.
8-11 (b) Angel Dog Transforms (R)
Devil Dog and Neko Zombie are having a conversation. It
sounds quite serious...
11-14 Hungry... (R)
James says that he'll eat any kind of food when he's
this hungry. Even if it's old - or poisonous.
14-18 In a Stupor (R)
It looks like Neko Zombie has trouble sleeping. He
should move around and make himself tired!
18-20 Sitting in Room (R)
He's just sitting on the cold floor. I'm worried - if
he keeps this up, his bum will freeze.
20-22 Hungry... (R)
Neko Zombie is always hungry. Even if his stomach is
full, his heart is always empty.
22-24 Sitting in Room (R)
Sitting quietly on the cold floor in the dank room...
trying to endure some hardship.
Catherine
0-2 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Even when Catherine was at the hospital, they say you
could see her prowling for blood at night.
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I hear Catherine got her pillow from a mail-order
catalogue. Could it be... that pillow?
4-6 (a) Watching the News (G)
This show has all kinds of stuff - lost persons,
blood-type horoscopes, business roundups...
4-6 (b) Packing a Lunch (G)
The lunch is full of delicious-looking morsels. But
somehow it doesn't look like it's for her...
6-8 Gunman Gets Treated (G)
Cactus Gunman went to the nurse's room to get his wound
looked at. What an imbecile!
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-12 Lunch (G)
It looks delicious, but who knows what kind of meat
that steak is made from? Best not to ask.
12-15 TV and Snacks (G)
The whole point of a diet is not to eat too much junk!
You have to WORK to burn off that fat!
15-18 Doing the Rounds (Y)
Catherine loves to draw blood, but she HATES giving it.
I think I know how she feels.
18-20 (a) Cleaning the Office (G)
James made a mess in the nurse's office. Not even
Catherine can control that little brat.
18-20 (b) Cooking Practice (G)
Having had enough of messing up the kitchen, James is
bugging Catherine as she cooks.
20-22 (a) Working Out (R)
This workout is designed to help women relieve their
stress. Looks like it really works.
20-22 (b) Out on a Date (B)
Catherine is paying a visit to Hell's Chef's room!
There's something weird between those two...
22-24 (a) Relaxing in the Bar (B)
I see now that no matter where you are, it's just not
easy being a young woman.
22-24 (b) Date at the Bar (B)
Catherine and Hell's Chef are on a date in the bar! But
the conversation is kind of disjointed.
Judgment Boy
0-2 Hanging Out (R)
He looks kind of bored when he's alone. Doesn't he have
any friends?
2-4 Wandering Around (P)
I've got that weird song he sings memorised. Not that
it'll be of any use.
4-6 Hanging Out (R)
He's just staring blankly off into space. Could he be
sleeping with his eyes open?
6-8 Wandering Around (P)
#Do you know my naaaame?# I bet Judgment Boy wrote both
the lyrics and the tune.
8-10 Hanging Out (R)
He looks spaced out but I bet he's pondering life or
the universe or something.
10-12 Wandering Around (P)
Rumour has it that even Gregory can't get enough of
this song. I wonder if it's true...
12-16 (a) Judgment Training (R)
He's clearly not into his training. He's just thinking
of ways to get out of it.
12-16 (b) Intensive Training (R)
J.B. Gold is making J.B. do some intense judgment
exercise. The training is really heating up!
16-18 (a) Muttering to Self (R)
He's muttering to himself. Looks like it's stress.
Maybe it's because no one will listen to him?
16-18 (b) Master-Pupil Parade (P)
J.B. Gold is parading around with J.B. in tow. You
can't be a master without a pupil.
18-20 Wandering Around (P)
Wandering the hotel. The humming is just for show, but
his words have something to them.
20-21 Spinning Around (P)
He's spinning like a broken weather-vane. It looks
serious, but it's real fun to watch.
21-24 Sleeping (R)
He should be fast asleep, but sure enough, he doesn't
shut up even when he's asleep.
Lost Doll
0-3 Looking for Her Doll (Y)
I guess she still can't find her doll. They say it's
always in the last place you look...
3-4 Going Wild (R)
She's on a rampage with a frightening look on her face.
The exact opposite of her normal self.
4-8 Crying (Y)
She's crying 'cause she can't find her doll. All that
crying is going to melt her eyeballs.
8-9 Going Wild (R)
When Lost Doll is her "scary self", her speech and
manner are totally different.
9-13 Looking for Her Doll (Y)
I feel like this hotel is eating away my memories. I
have to get out of here soon...
13-14 Going Wild (R)
She's like a coin with two sides. It seems like she can
use either side as it suits her.
14-18 Crying (Y)
She's standing in front of her door, crying. I don't
think she'll ever stop crying.
18-19 Going Wild (R)
Lost Doll has a sharp tongue when she's in a wild mood.
She sees through everything.
19-22 Picking Flowers (Y)
Cactus Gunman and Lost Doll are happily picking flowers
together. Aww, how sweet...
22-24 Going Wild (R)
You shouldn't pick on people when you're in a bad mood,
like Lost Doll does...
Mummy Dog
2-4 Father-Son Chat (R)
Mummy Papa and Mummy Dog really resemble each other,
don't they?
4-6 Fainting in the Bath (G)
It looks like taking a jacuzzi actually makes them MORE
tired, not less.
6-8 Angel Pays a Visit (R)
Mummy Papa sure is gullible - he swallows all the
stories Angel Dog feeds him.
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-13 I Don't Feel Good... (R)
When Mummy Dog watches over his fallen papa, he has a
real look of envy in his eyes.
13-15 Falling Asleep (R)
He got tired and fell asleep. When you get tired, you
should go back to your room and sleep it off!
15-17 Playing in His Room (R)
He doesn't pay his sick father any mind, just tears
around the room... looks like a lot of fun...
17-19 Playing in Garden (Y)
The kids are playing happily in the garden. From the
mouths of babes comes wisdom...
19-22 Playing Roulette (P)
Watching the kids play together makes me feel relaxed.
But just a little.
22-2 Waiting for Papa (R)
He's waiting for his Papa like a good boy. What a
little trooper!
Mummy Papa
0-2 Jogging (Y)
He's really into his jogging... but there are some
things that just aren't meant to be.
2-4 Father-Son Chat (R)
Mummy Papa and Mummy Dog really resemble each other,
don't they?
4-6 Fainting in the Bath (G)
It looks like taking a jacuzzi actually makes them MORE
tired, not less.
6-8 Angel Pays a Visit (R)
Mummy Papa sure is gullible - he swallows all the
stories Angel Dog feeds him.
8-9 Papa Gets a Checkup (G)
Mummy Papa is having a checkup. Catherine is
surprisingly well-respected around here...
9-10 Blood Test! (G)
Mummy Papa had his blood drawn by Catherine! He must
really be tough to live through that.
10-13 I Don't Feel Good... (R)
When Mummy Dog watches over his fallen papa, he has a
real look of envy in his eyes.
13-15 Sleeping (R)
For someone who's lying ill in bed, he sure does seem
to be having some good dreams.
15-17 Fainting from Anaemia (R)
Looking at Mummy Papa gives me the courage to call in
sick tomorrow.
17-19 Jogging (Y)
Mummy Papa loves to collect workout equipment. But it
seems he never keeps anything up for long.
19-22 Reading in Library (G)
Mummy Papa is quite a serious reader, the type who's
never afraid to do serious studying.
22-24 Fainting in Library (G)
Mummy Papa's a serious type who's not afraid to study
hard - but it never does him any good.
Cactus Gunman
1-4 Time for a Western! (G)
The only good thing on late-night TV is the Westerns!
Just watching them makes you more macho.
4-6 Target Practice! (R)
Cactus Gunman's Westerns always inspire him to get his
gun and take up target practice.
6-8 Gunman Gets Treated (G)
Cactus Gunman went to the nurse's room to get his wound
looked at. What an imbecile!
8-11 (a) Man-to-Man Talk
Gramps Gunman and old Clock Master are having a heated
discussion. Maybe a bit too heated.
8-11 (b) Tendin' the Roses (Y)
So Cactus Gunman was the one growing roses in the
garden! Behind those thorns lies a gentle heart.
11-14 (a) Holed up in the Room
He's holed himself up in his room... Cactus Gunman is
afraid of something he can't see.
11-14 (b) My Sister's Here!
Cactus Girl is visiting Gunman's room. I bet her
brother is telling some tall tales.
14-16 (a) A Friendly Chat (R)
The motor-mouthed Angel Dog has found the perfect
listener in Cactus Gunman.
14-16 (b) A Conversation (R)
Cactus Gunman is the perfect foil for the sarcastic
Devil Dog.
16-19 Can't Sleep... (R)
He's constantly tormented by bad dreams, never able to
sleep. Happens a lot in this hotel.
19-22 Picking Flowers (Y)
Cactus Gunman and Lost Doll are happily picking flowers
together. Aww, how sweet...
22-1 Making a Bouquet! (R)
A bouquet of home-grown roses! He's pretty
hard-working. Too bad nothing's going to come of it.
Hell's Chef
0-2 Sharpening Cleaver (G)
The question is, what is he planning to cut with that
well-sharpened cleaver of his?
2-4 Going Somewhere? (P)
He's going to ask what people think of his food. Looks
like he's going through that door?
4-7 Listening In (Y)
Hell's Chef is always listening to see if anyone is
insulting his cooking...
7-9 (a) Gathering Herbs (Y)
Chef's favourite book is "Poisonous Herbs of the World."
Hmm... those herbs he's picking, they wouldn't be...?
7-9 (b) Making a Recipe (G)
By following that recipe, you can make an amazing dish.
...That's what Gregory was saying.
9-12 Preparing the Food (G)
Every time Hell's Chef swings his cleaver, the earth
shakes. It really could cut through an elephant!
12-14 Time for a Snack (G)
They're eating some of Chef's special snacks. The kids
love Chef's cooking too.
14-16 Dishing Out Food (G)
People are always coming and going in the dining room -
Chef looks pretty busy.
16-18 Chatting (G)
Gregory and Hell's Chef are chewing the fat. Those two
seem to get along for some reason.
18-20 A Little Nap (R)
I heard that Chef sleeps back to front so that his
pillow doesn't get burned. Seems fishy, though.
20-22 (a) Listening In (Y)
Hell's Chef seems to have a really deep-rooted
persecution complex...
20-22 (b) Out on a Date (R)
Catherine is paying a visit to Hell's Chef's room!
There's something weird between those two...
22-24 (a) Sharpening Cleaver (G)
The question is, what is he planning to cut with that
well-sharpened cleaver of his?
22-24 (b) Date at the Bar (B)
Catherine and Hell's Chef are on a date in the bar! But
the conversation is kind of disjointed.
TV-Fish
2-4 Appearance on B1 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
4-8
8-12 (a)
8-12 (b) Appearance on B2 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
12-14 (a) Appearance on B2 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
12-14 (b)
14-16 (a)
14-16 (b) Appearance on B3 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
16-18
18-20 (a) Appearance on B3 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
18-20 (b) Appearance on B2 (P)
I saw TV-Fish! Its screen shows me memories that I'm in
danger of forgetting.
20-2
Roulette Boy
0-3 Playing Alone (P)
He's playing all by himself in the big Roulette Room.
Doesn't he get lonely?
3-6 Walking in Basement (P)
The numbers on Roulette Boy's head control your fate.
Hmm... what's it like to control fate?
6-9 Playing Alone (P)
I guess Roulette Boy prefers playing by himself a lot
of the time.
9-12 Playing Tag (P)
Roulette Boy and My Son are playing tag happily
together. They're both still just little kids.
12-14 Time for a Snack (G)
They're eating some of Chef's special snacks. The kids
love Chef's cooking too.
14-17 Walking in Basement (P)
Even though Roulette Boy is still a kid, somehow it
seems like he knows things that no one else does.
17-19 Playing in Garden (Y)
The kids are playing happily in the garden. From the
mouths of babes comes wisdom...
19-22 Playing Roulette (P)
Watching the kids play together makes me feel relaxed.
But just a little.
22-24 Walking in Basement (P)
That ominous-sounding chatter of his gives me the
creeps. What exactly does Roulette Boy know?
Clock Master
0-2 Father-Son Chat (R)
The way that My Son looks admiringly at his father as
they talk is simply dazzling.
2-4 Drinking at the Bar (B)
He's completely smashed. Doesn't he know his son is
waiting for him?!
4-5 Picking up Daddy (B)
My Son is here to pick up Clock Master, who's dozed
off. Son, don't be like your father.
5-6 A Moment's Rest (R)
My Son is tucking Clock Master into bed. Scenes like
this one just make me want to cry.
6-8 Sleeping in Room (R)
My Son tucked him in and now he's fast asleep. You
know, they really don't look much alike...
8-11 (a) Man-to-Man Talk (B)
Gramps Gunman and old Clock Master are having a heated
discussion. Maybe a bit too heated.
8-11 (b) Drinking at the Bar (B)
He's totally sloshed. He's got to get a grip on
himself!
11-14 Dozing at the Bar (B)
He's passed out after one too many. I feel sorry for My
Son...
14-17 Drinking at the Bar (B)
He's on a bender again. Pathetic...
17-20 Dozing at the Bar (B)
He's passed out after one too many. Hey, you're gonna
catch a cold!
20-22 Walking to Sober Up (Y)
He's walking around the halls to sober himself up. He
really ought to cut back.
22-24 Sleeping It Off (G)
What's he doing sleeping here? Get back to your room
already!
My Son
0-2 Father-Son Chat (R)
The way that My Son looks admiringly at his father as
they talk is simply dazzling.
2-4 Fixing Library Clock (G)
That screwdriver of his was a present from Clock
Master. Quite a fine piece of craftsmanship!
4-5 Picking up Daddy (B)
My Son is here to pick up Clock Master, who's dozed
off. Son, don't be like your father.
5-6 A Moment's Rest (R)
My Son is tucking Clock Master into bed. Scenes like
this one just make me want to cry.
6-9 Studying in Library (G)
He's studying... ...um, I don't really know what it is,
but it looks pretty hard!
9-12 Playing Tag (P)
Roulette Boy and My Son are playing tag happily
together. They're both still just little kids.
12-14 Time for a Snack (G)
They're eating some of Chef's special snacks. The kids
love Chef's cooking too.
14-17 Fixing Library Clock (G)
My Son's screwdriver was custom-made. I'd love to know
where you can get one!
17-19 Playing in Garden (Y)
The kids are playing happily in the garden. From the
mouths of babes comes wisdom...
19-22 Playing Roulette (P)
Watching the kids play together makes me feel relaxed.
But just a little.
22-24 Waiting for Daddy (R)
He waits and waits, but his father doesn't come home.
And just what is Clock Master up to?
Angel/Devil Dog
0-3 (a) A Conversation (G)
Angel Dog and Neko Zombie are having a conversation.
Angel Dog loves sharing juicy gossip.
0-3 (b) A Conversation (G)
Devil Dog and Neko Zombie are having a conversation.
Devil Dog loves spreading dirt on people.
3-6 (a) Solo Performance (Y)
She's prancing around the garden spreading love and
joy. Wish I hadn't seen that...
3-6 (b) Walking in Basement (P)
She's lurking in the basement in Devil Dog form! We
all have our darker sides...
6-8 Angel Pays a Visit (G)
Mummy Papa sure is gullible - he swallows all the
stories Angel Dog feeds him.
8-11 (a) Walking in Basement (P)
She's transformed into Devil Dog! She acts happy, but
her words are pretty harsh.
8-11 (b) Angel Dog Transforms (G)
Devil Dog and Neko Zombie are having a conversation. It
sounds quite serious...
11-14 Polishing her Wand (R)
Angel Dog really loves her pixie-dust sprinkling
star-shaped wand.
14-16 (a) A Friendly Chat (B)
The motor-mouthed Angel Dog has found the perfect
listener in Cactus Gunman.
14-16 (b) A Conversation (B)
Cactus Gunman is the perfect foil for the sarcastic
Devil Dog.
16-18 Waiting for Football (G)
Angel Dog stakes out a seat 2 hours before the match
starts. During a crafts show...
18-20 Fighting over the TV (G)
Gregory and Angel Dog are fighting. Against Angel Dog,
Gregory doesn't have a chance of winning.
20-22 Flying Around Mad (Y)
For Angel Dog, there's not much difference between the
two sides of her personality.
22-24 Practicing Her Smile (G)
Practicing her smile in the mirror of the changing
room... Who knew?
Judgment Boy Gold
0-2 Resting in His Room (R)
Everything glitters with gold. Can you really relax in
a room like that?
2-4 Mentoring (P)
Harsh criticism... Tough love... It's kind of cool to
have pupils to take under your wing.
4-6 Resting in His Room (R)
J.B. Gold is in his golden room. He looks like he's
waiting for something to happen.
6-8 Mentoring (P)
Sometimes the master is there to give the students
someone to hate. But it's all for their own good.
8-12
12-16 (a)
12-16 (b) Intensive Training (G)
J.B. Gold is making J.B. do some intense judgment
exercise. The training is really heating up!
16-18 (a)
16-18 (b) Master-Pupil Parade (P)
J.B. Gold is parading around with J.B. in tow. You
can't be a master without a pupil.
18-22
22-24 Wandering Around (Y)
He's wandering carefree around the hotel. I knew it -
masters really do have it easy!
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COLOUR CODING:
You may have noticed, within my guide, ASCII's answer to the game's
colour-coded system for the timetables. Here is a brief explanation.
(R): Red. This means the guest is in his/her room.
(Y): Yellow. This means that the guest is in a corridor or in the garden.
(G): Green. The guest is in a room (not his/her own) on the ground floor.
(B): Blue. As with green, except this time the room is on the 1st floor.
(P): Purple. This means the guest is somewhere in the basement.
(A) AND (B) DAYS:
These are denoted in the game by a timetable segment made of two horizontal
bars one above the other. (This is great. Already I've got the game using a
vague approximation of my system, and not the other way around.) As far as
I can tell, a (b) day only occurs after two (a) days. I know it's galling when
a FAQ writer is too lazy to even check up on their own vague suspicions, but
sometimes that's just the way the world works. I'm fairly sure, if that helps.
DIFFICULTIES:
Some memos are easy to fill in, others can be excruciatingly awkward. Here are
a few vague hints to help you on your way.
* The noise tells you that the memo is complete. You know... the noise. That
noise. You know the one. However, be aware: when there are two or more people
in the room, the noise doesn't necessarily mean the end. If they're having a
conversation, then that's fine. However, if they're conducting separate
monologues, you have to wait for each one to finish speaking. Mummy Dog and
Mummy Papa are guilty of this on a couple of occasions.
* If looking through the keyhole is difficult because of nearby guests on the
rampage, or that brat James running around, why not try coming to the room
ahead of time and waiting in the wardrobe? Just make sure you have your escape
planned. (Leaping out and running away screaming counts as a plan.)
* Spying on people as they wander the corridors can be tricky. Remember, as
you are approaching them your avatar goes "wah!" when you are getting close
enough. Try to follow them on a stretch without corners so you don't miss
anything. Hell's Chef pauses outside people's rooms for lengthy intervals, so
looking out through a keyhole can be effective. With Judgment Boy, the danger
is not of him attacking but of him getting away, as he's a speedy one. Try
backing away from him as he approaches a corner and then following him after
he's gone round it. If you see what I mean.
* Watching people in the garden can be hampered by pillars which get in the way
and restart the conversation. Going into the garden before your target and
hiding is good. Watching them from the 1st floor balcony is better.
Feeling patronised yet? Excellent.
DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?:
It's a relatively unimportant point, but I should probably point out that in
this guide the hash symbol (#) denotes a musical note.
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VERSION HISTORY
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v0.00 (pre 2004) - At this point none of the guide had been written at all -
in fact I hadn't even considered the idea. Not worth
listing, I'll admit, but it's the job of all version
histories to be tediously comprehensive. It makes the
writer feel important.
v0.99 (19/01/2004) - Not that this version ever saw the light of day, but it's
surely noteworthy for the fact that the one missing entry
was for Angel/Devil Dog between 3am and 6am on a (b) day.
This was so annoying and difficult to obtain that I don't
feel like telling you how to do it for yourselves.
v1.00 (21/01/2004) - With Devil Dog subdued, the guide is technically complete,
but for the agonising tedium of formatting it in a way
that can actually be understood. Clearly I failed
miserably, but I suppose there's always time for another
update when I succeed in transcending the boundaries of
ASCII.
v1.01 (03/02/2004) - Bit of a funny, story, actually. Looking through the file
I just happened to notice I had Neko Zombie talking to
Devil Dog from 1-3am instead of 0-3am. Oh, how we laughed!
Suffice it to say, the error has been corrected.
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
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And if you thought that was dull, here's the obligatory legal stuff. This FAQ
is copyright 2004 James Burrows. All trademarks and copyrights belong to their
respective owners (exhaustive research, there.) Whilst the bulk of the
information presented here is lifted wholesale from the game itself, it is I
that have gone to the trouble of obtaining said information. Therefore I must
insist that anyone wishing to reproduce this guide in any form whatsoever is
obliged to credit me - even in a print-out for a friend. Point out my name to
your friend and suggest that they observe a moment of respectful silence.
Anyone wishing to display this guide publically for non-profit reasons is free
to do so, but the content of the guide must not be changed. Deleting everything
but the information from the game which comprises 90% of the guide and writing
your own context for it is quite beyond the pale. For the sake of decency you
must instead gather all the information from the game yourself, as I did - or
at least *claim* that this is what you did, and then blush a deep scarlet so
that all may see the shame on your plagiaristic, copy-and-pasting face, and
muse upon how badly you measure up against my greatness. That is all.
