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YOU DON'T KNOW JACK! MOCK 2 FAQ
by Shaun McCracken
[email protected]
August 2, 2001
Version 1.0
It's time for the game show where high culture and pop culture collide!
If you think this game doesn't need a FAQ, then YOU DON'T KNOW JACK! There are
actually some things to make note of in this fast-paced game of irreverent trivia.
Lets get started, shall we?
Contents
1] You Don't Know The Controls!
2] You Don't Know How To Play!
3] You Don't Know The Bonus Rounds!
4] You Don't Know The Jack Attack!
5] You Don't Know How To Screw Your Neighbor!
6] You Don't Know How To Pay Attention!
7] You Don't Know The Credits!
.. You Dont't Know The Controls!
.. -----------------------------
.. YDKJ is a very simple game to play, and anyone can play it,
.. that is, if they know the answers. To "buzz" in, press any of the
.. shoulder buttons on your controller. If you don't know what a
.. shoulder button is, maybe L1 L2 R1 and R2 sound a bit familiar.
.. Any one of those will do. Now, to answer the qestions, just press
the button that corresponds with the answer. If the answer you
want has the SQUARE by it, press the SQUARE BUTTON. To pause,
press START, and to "Screw Your Neighbor" (more on that later),
press SELECT. That wasn't so bad!
...... You Don't Know How To Play!
...... ---------------------------
... The question portions are simple, since they're all multiple
...... choice. The host will read off the question, and after he's
.. done, anyone can buzz in to answer. But be careful, a wrong
...... answer will cause you to lose money. You can also decide not
...... to answer, but no money will be won. The dollar amounts vary.
You can win as much as $3000, or as little as $1000.
...... You Don't Know The Bonus Rounds!
...... --------------------------------
.. There are three different kinds of bonus rounds, and you'll
..... play two of them in your course of the game. There is a lot
.. of money to be made here, so pay attention! Here are what the
...... rounds are:
......
Wendithap'n- The goal here is to try to determine wether or
not a paticular event happened before or after a given event,
or never even happened at all.
EXAMPLE: "The World Is Not Enough" opens in theaters
Did the launch of the Sega Dreamcast happen before, after the
movie opened, or never happened at all.
You would answer BEFORE. To do that, wait until BEFORE flashes
and hit your buzzer. If you got it right, you're up $1000. If
you're wrong, you go down $1000.
Dis Or Dat- Determine if the clue matches one thing or the
other.
EXAMPLE: Your Choices Are "Automobile" or "Q Gadget"
The Clue: Intrepid
You would answer "Automobile". One answer would correspond to
the SQUARE button, and another would correspond to the CIRCLE
button. Get it right, win a $1000, get it wrong, lose $1000.
You only have 30 seconds, and only one person can play.
Coinkydink- You will be given two word pairs, and you'll have
to find what they have in common.
EXAMPLE: "Kind of Finger" and "Element Au"
A bunch of different words will appear, but as soon as the
word GOLD appears, you would hit the buzzer. Get it right, get
$1000, get it wrong, lose $1000. At the end of the round, you
can go for some bonus cash if you can figure out what all the
words you chose have in common.
. .. You Don't Know The Jack Attack!
. .. -------------------------------
..... Well, you've made it this far. There's no turning back. You
.. will be given a clue. Remember it, as it will help you answer
.. the questions. Basically, you have to match two words that
also matches the clue. Hit the buzzer if you know the match.
Get it right, win $2000. Get it wrong, lose $2000.
..... You Don't Know How To Screw Your Neighbor
. -----------------------------------------
..... I probably should have mentioned this earlier. In a multiplayer
.. game, you can screw your neighbor into answering a question.
..... The beauty of it is that they HAVE to answer it. But beware,
if your neighbor gets it right, you lose cash. You can only do
this once, and to do it, buzz in and press SELECT.
..... You Don't Know How To Pay Attention!
. ------------------------------------
..... The game has some pretty unusual questions, and it reall helps
. .. to pay attention to them. Look for words in quotes, since it
. .. may be a useful clue to answering a question. Also, the
..... developers got a bit weird, and made some of the questions
with audio clips in the answers. Listen carefully! Remeber,
this isn't Jeopardy!, and the questions are a bit on the
sarcastic side.
..... You Don't Know The Credits!
. ---------------------------
. Thanks Sierra for creating one of the most funniest games i've
. ever played. This is by far one of the best multiplayer games
. you can buy.
.
YDKJ, You Don't Know Jack is a trademark of Sierra Attractions
and Jellyvision Entertainment. 2000 Sierra Attractions. Game
developed by Starsphere Interactive. All game elements are
trademarks of the mentioned companies.
FAQ written completely by Shaun McCracken. Yay Me!
2001 Copyright Shaun McCracken
This FAQ can not be reproduced or copied without permission by
the author, Shaun McCracken.