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Jumping Flash! 2
English Game Dialogue Final version
Noted by Hibana ([email protected])
Copyright © Gamefaqs (2003)
Released: Monday, 5/5/2003
Last Updated: 11/01/2003
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  Hello there, my name's Hibana. This is my first "real" submission to
gamefaqs.com and I decided to make it something fun. Of course, this is the
English game script for Jumping Flash! 2 for the Playstation, one of my
favorite platformers of all time. I always loved the cheesy dialogue for
the game, so I took a few hours of watching the FMVs over and over to write
down everything that's said by the characters. I also took note of what
each Support AI says during gameplay. If you happen to find and typos in
the text, feel free to e-mail me at the above address. Oh yeah, and don't
worry about Baron Aloha's lines. I wrote them down that way on purpose.
  If you for whatever reason want to post this document on your page
or site, please e-mail me first. I'd be more than happy to let you as long
as you ask me and give me credit. Thanks!

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Opening Sequence -
  Baron: "Hello, hello! Ah, yeah, are you ze person whom is in charge of ze
         Universal City Hall? Ah, good. Zis is ze mad scientist Baron Aloha
         talking to you. Listen doctor, I haff question for simple favor."
  Narrator: "In the backwater reaches of the galaxy lies a tiny planet known
            as Little Muu, that is used by Baron Aloha as his secret hideout.
            The baron returned to his home away from home to rejuvinate from
            a recent beating he took at the hands of the feet of that heroic
            battle bunny known as Robbit. He was in the process of inventing
            a better, stronger, more absurd way to overthrow the universe
            when Little Muu is visited by a stranger. In fact, there is
            nothing stranger in the universe than the creature known only as
            Captain Kabuki! Tipping the scales at a whopping 220 bazillion
            tons, he uses a kung-fu grip larger than metropolitan Chicago to
            shed Little Muu and add it to his fantastic collection of
            bottled wonderlands. Using his keen sense of villain timing,
            Baron Aloha hastily departs the scene and lands upon a small
            asteroid. Unable to cope with the monstrosity that is Kabuki, he
            calls Universal City Hall and begs for help as his beloved
            hideaway is made into so much Swiss cheese! After listening to
            the baron's plight, the inner-stellar dispenser of justice
            decides to send the only being capable of dealing with a menace
            such as Captain Kabuki: the freedom loving, robo-heroic Robbit!
            Tuned up and ready to go the distance, Robbit leaps to the
            scene!"
            "Jumping Flash! 2: Big Trouble in Little Muu!"


World/Super 1 Clear -
  Kabuki: "Oh my, what a revolting development this has turned out to be!"
  MuuMuu: "Hey, baron! Robbit's here! We're saved!"
  Baron: "Just because he's ze hero doesn't mean you haff to root for him!"
  MuuMuu: "Sheesh, what a grouch..."


World/Super 2 Clear -
  Kabuki: "Naughty naughty naughty little space bunny! Oh, I could give
          your tail such a nasty tweek."
  MuuMuu: "Robbit seems to be really getting to him, Baron."
  Baron: "Yeah, but just vait and see how he does vith zis challenge. He's
         not such a hot-shot of a hero. Ha, ha, ha, ha..."
  MuuMuu: "You want Robbit to win, don't you?"


World/Super 3 Clear -
  Kabuki: "Now you've done it, you rapscallion rabbit! I'll make you into
          a...dust bunny! Ha, ha, ha! Dust bunny, ha, ha, ha..." (crowd
          laughs)
  Baron and MuuMuu: (snoring)


World/Super 4 Clear -
  Kabuki: "Robo bunny not funny. Time to grind out some bunny burgers,
          'cause you don't know jack, rabbit! Ha, ha, ha!" (crowd laughs)
          "Jack rabbit! I made a funny! Jack rabbit, ha, ha..."
  Baron: "I'd like to...vut's taking so long?!"
  MuuMuu: "I'm doing the best I can. Have you ever tried to hotwire a
          spaceship?"
  Baron: "Zere is no time to vaste!"


World/Super 5 Clear -
  Kabuki: "Here, bunny bunny bunny! Come to papa! Time to wrap you up like
          a big bunny burrito. Hippity hoppity, hippity hoppity, kaboom!
          Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
  MuuMuu: "I think the spaceship is all ready to go, Baron."
  Baron: "Arg, listen you, it better be or I'll use you as my next
         footstool!"
  MuuMuu: "Atomic power to engines! Turbines to thruster!"
  Baron: "Now ve'll show zat rabbit who's who and vut's vut with ze
         heroics!"
  MuuMuu: "Yippee-ki-yay, Kabuki!"
  Baron: "Here ve go!"


Normal/Super Mode Complete (1) -
  Kabuki: "Oh, noo! Now I'll lose my standing in the Pan-Galactic
          Criminal's Club!" (cries)
  MuuMuus: (cheering)
  MuuMuu 1: "Way to go, Robbit! You sure kicked that space creampuff!"
  MuuMuu 2: "With feet like yours, you'll definitely go places!"
  Baron: "Yeah, yeah, good butt-kicking, it vas an effort. You ought to
         schtick around and have a cup of joe vith us...or perhaps you'd
         like my Robbit special..."
  MuuMuu 1: "Let's hear it for our hero, Robbit! (all cheer) Robbit!
            Robbit!"
  Baron: "Vill you palm-heads be quiet! I cannot hear myselv zinking!"
  Narrator: "And so we leave the story with the knowledge that no Muus is
            bad Muus. The intergalactic threat to good taste and steady
            real estate values - Captain Kabuki - has been duely humbled
            by Robbit. He'll think twice before reaching out and touching
            a planet again. As far as his membership in the Pan-Galactic
            Criminal's Club...well, let's just say that Kabuki's standing
            has been reduced to that of a disgruntled, rigiliant slug-bat.
            And as for our hero, Robbit is off to new adventures in a
            cosmos crazy enough to need a high octane, multi-dimensional,
            heroic robo-bunny!"


Normal/Super Mode Complete (2) -
  Baron: "Ha! You overrated humpty-dumpty! You're vorking for me now, see?
         No more scholo badguy shtuff for you; ve're teaming up to schtomp
         zat Robbit once and for certain! And I don't vant to hear anymore
         complaining from your vaces neither!"
  Kabuki: "Oh, poo!"
  Narrator: "Jumping Flash! 2: 2 Faces of Baron Aloha!"


Extra/Hyper Mode Opening -
  Baron: "Ha, ha, ha...so, ve meet again, Mr. Fancypants! Now, it's my
         turn to capture the vorld. Virst, Little Muu, zen ze rest of ze
         planets. But I can pull it off too, because I've got ze biggest,
         baddest sidekick in ze whole galaxy! Meet my new associate!"
  Kabuki: "Oh, but we've met haven't we, bunnykins?"


Extra/Hyper 1 Clear -
  MuuMuu 1: "So now the baron's back to his old ways."
  MuuMuu 2: "Why do you think they call him mad?"


Extra/Hyper 2 Clear -
  MuuMuu 1: "Why does the baron hate Robbit so much?"
  MuuMuu 2: "Who cares? Pass me another rootbeer fizzy."


Extra/Hyper 3 Clear -
  MuuMuu 1: "Ohh, this is the best rootbeer fizzy I've ever had!"
  MuuMuu 2: "I make them fresh each morning!"


Extra/Hyper 4 Clear -
  MuuMuu 1: "Perhaps the baron will remember us if he beats Robbit. You
            know, I mean..."
  MuuMuu 2: "Yeah right, and I'm with a newbian slimeworm!"


Extra/Hyper 5 Clear -
  Baron: "Zis is ze final showdown, Robbit! Zere's no turning back! It's
         time to put up und shut up! Prepare to meet your doom! Go get
         him, Kabuki!"
  Kabuki: "Here we go, little hopster! Time to get nasty!"


Extra/Hyper Mode Complete (1) -
  Kabuki: "Not again! Ah! Ow! Ouch!"
  Baron: "So, you zink you can just fight me off vith ze heroics, eh
         mischter Robbit? Well, sink again! As long as I have access to
         other prisoners und a few schparklers, you'll be a toasted
         rabbit. Just you vait! Mark my vords you schmart-allicy bunny!
         Just you vait!"
  Narrator: "So much for the wickedly rotten plans of the evil and mad
            Baron Aloha. It looks like he'll be screaming mad for some
            time to come. Maybe his voice will finally give out. Maybe
            he'll discover the virtues of silence and retire to an
            asteroid known for its solitude and the occassional meteor
            storm. Who can say? But we can hope now, can't we? As for
            Robbit, well let's just say that our robotic jumper of joy
            is looking forward to a nice, long vacation before he
            prepares to head off for new adventures. We hope you had a
            good time! See ya soon!"
  Baron: "You bet your bushvacks on zat one! Ha!"


Extra/Hyper Mode Complete (2) -
  MuuMuu 1: "I wonder what happened to the baron."
  MuuMuus: (gasp)
  Baron: "I, I, I'm sorry little fellows...it vas just a little case of
         ze..."
  MuuMuu 2: "Yeah, yeah! Your mother wears army boots!"
  MuuMuu 3: "Go on, you stinker!"
  MuuMuus: (boo, hiss)



Credits Lyrics: Rap La Muu Muu (Techno Mix)
(I actually don't have this song's lyrics in English or Japanese. I know
that there is an original game soundtrack available for import, but I
don't own it and anyway I doubt it would have the English lyrics. I
will try to get the OGS sometime and see if I can type them up and maybe
even translate them for this document. If you have them, please e-mail
them to me; I would greatly appreciate it and give you ample credit.)



Support AI -

Bill -
    Choose in options: "Let's do it!"
    Level Start: "Let's do it!"
    Level Restart: "One more time!"
    Idle Robbit: "Hello?"
    Save MuuMuu 1: "Got 'em!"
    Save MuuMuu 2: "Got another!"
    Save MuuMuu 3: "One left!"
    Save MuuMuu 4: "Got 'em all!
    Level Exit: "Alright!"
    Incomplete Exit: "Not yet!"
    Defeat Boss: "That's that!"
    Attacked: "Yeow!"
    Weak: "Help!"
    Killed: "Goodbye, cruel world!"
    3-Minute Warning: "Move it!"
    1-Minute Warning: "Come on!"
    30-Second Warning: "Hurry up!"
    Time Up: "Too slow!"
    Bonus Entrance: "Bonus!"
    Bonus Complete: "Alright!"
    Hp Charge: "Yummy!"
    Hp Max: "I'm full!"
    1 Up Robbit: "Extra man!"
    Time Stop: "Stop!"
    Invincibility: "Invincible!"
    Use Weapon: "Take that!"
    Bonus Jumping: "Beautiful!"

Ted -
    Choose in Options: "Oh, yeah!"
    Level Start: "Ready to rock?"
    Level Restart: "Again?"
    Idle Robbit: "Go!"
    Save MuuMuu 1: "One down!"
    Save MuuMuu 2: "Two down!"
    Save MuuMuu 3: "Three down!"
    Save MuuMuu 4: "Let's boogie!"
    Level Exit: "Killer!"
    Incomplete Exit: "Not quite."
    Defeat Boss: "Later, dude!"
    Attacked: "Eughh!"
    Weak: "Yikes!"
    Killed: "I hate dying."
    3-Minute Warning: "Let's go!"
    1-Minute Warning: "Tick-tock!"
    30-Second Warning: "Get goin'!"
    Time Up: "Totally lame!"
    Bonus Entrance: "Bonus!"
    Bonus Complete: "What a stud!"
    Hp Charge: "Tastey!"
    Hp Max: "Oh, yeah!"
    1 Up Robbit: "Bonus, dude!"
    Time Stop: "Halt!"
    Invincibility: "Can't touch this!"
    Use Weapon: "Eat this!"
    Bonus Jumping: "What a stud!"

Rachel -
    Choose in Options: "Excellent!"
    Level Start: "Let's go!"
    Level Restart: "Another try?"
    Idle Robbit: "Are you okay?"
    Save MuuMuu 1: "Very good!"
    Save MuuMuu 2: "Another save!"
    Save MuuMuu 3: "Almost done!"
    Save MuuMuu 4: "That's all!"
    Level Exit: "Excellent!"
    Incomplete Exit: "There's more!"
    Defeat Boss: "You're dead!"
    Attacked: "Ooh!"
    Weak: "No more!"
    Killed: "What a dump!"
    3-Minute Warning: "Hurry!"
    1-Minute Warning: "Please go!"
    30-Second Warning: "Faster!"
    Time Up: "How sad."
    Bonus Entrance: "Bonus!"
    Bonus Complete: "Perfect!"
    Hp Charge: "I like it!"
    Hp Max: "Oh, yeah!"
    1 Up Robbit: "More life!"
    Time Stop: "Freeze!"
    Invincibility: "Unstoppable!"
    Use Weapon: "Here you go!"
    Bonus Jumping: "Perfect!"

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"Jumping Flash! 2" is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment (SCEA - 1996)
This document is protected by U.S. copyright laws for Andrew Yarbrough, 2003
Compiled by Hibana ([email protected]) for www.gamefaqs.com (2003)

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