UM JAMMER LAMMY LYRICS FAQ VER. 0.4
Unpublished work Copyright Michael Jackson 1999
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Last Update 14/7/99
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The lyrics in this FAQ are taken straight from the game and so are
Copyright SCEI, as are all character names and the game title, etc.
You can find the latest version of this FAQ at GameFAQs (www.gamefaqs.com)
The FAQ contains the lyrics from the NTSC/J version of Um Jammer Lammy for
the Sony PlayStation.
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CONTENTS
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I. EXPLANATION OF FAQ
II. LYRICS TO -
i) Lammy Level 1 – Now Wait a Minute! Who Is That?!
ii) Lammy Level 2 - B, back Off! You're in the Way!
iii) Lammy Level 3 - After School Sale
iv) Lammy Level 4 - Now Which One Is My Left Hand?
v) Lammy Level 5 - You Said Anything, Didn't Ya?
vi) Lammy Level 6 - Vital Idol
vii) Lammy Level 7 - MILKCAN, That's Us!
III. REVISION HISTORY
IV. THINGS TO DO LIST
V. THANKS TO
VI. SHOULD I BUY UM JAMMER LAMMY ON IMPORT?
VII. AND FINALLY...
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I. EXPLANATION OF FAQ
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This FAQ was originally designed solely as a reference to the lyrics of
Um Jammer Lammy. I have no intention at the moment of including gameplay
guides and hints etc.
Um Jammer Lammy marks a pretty major change from PaRappa The Rapper. Now,
instead of your character rapping the lyrics (in the Lammy levels anyway)
she repeats the melody of the tunes by playing the guitar. Some people
may be disappointed at this game not staying true to the original but I
think it introduces great variety (especially as there are some special
PaRappa levels anyway where you control PaRappa rapping).
So now the lyrics are sung by the level's teacher and you repeat the melody
on the guitar so the only person to speak is the master. The lyrics are
split into 2 main sections - solo and repeat. The solo lyrics are the
lyrics that the teacher sings before you play to the next section or to end
the song. You do not play to these lyrics as Lammy. These lyrics are
preceded with the following note depending on who is singing/saying them:
/Lammy/ = Lammy (she rarely speaks and these lyrics are usually just
spoken by her as an end to the stage)
/Chop/ = Chop Chop Master Onion
/Puddle/ = Chief Puddle
/Cathy/ = Cathy Piller
/Baby/ = The baby rabbit held by Cathy Piller in Level 3
/CaptF/ = Captain Fussenpepper
/Paul/ = Paul Chuck
/Yoko/ = Teriyaki Yoko
/Kt&Lmy/ = Katy Kat and Lammy (during MILKCAN's gig in Level 7)
/Katy/ = Katy Kat
The repeat lyrics are the ones that you play the guitar to after they are
sung by the teacher. They are preceded by the following note:
/repeat/ = repeat these lyrics as a melody with Lammy's guitar
*NB.* In level 2, the lyrics in brackets are lyrics spoken by the group of
firemen in the background. You do not repeat these lyrics, you only repeat
the ones not in the brackets. The second set of brackets is in time to the
first set of brackets as your repeat is to the words not in the brackets.
Sometimes what the teacher says sounds different to what the subtitles say
at the bottom of the screen but I'll just print what the words are at the
bottom of the screen as in the game for simplicity.
NB. The lyrics in section II assume that you go through the level normally,
without going onto a "COOL" rating at any time and finishing the level with
a "GOOD" rating.
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II. LYRICS TO -
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i) Lammy Level 1 – Now Wait a Minute! Who Is That?!
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/Chop/ Kick, punch, you all remember
Chop chop back again yes forever,
You have many challenges comin at ya
First is a fire, don't retire, now
/repeat/ Pick,
Burn,
Slide,
and Down,
again now, Pick,
Burn,
Slide,
and Down
/Chop/ Listen to me now as I do my chore,
Nobody ever talks to me no more,
But if a baby were to come, crying out loud,
Do you think you can play and calm it down?
Or, if you're on a plane, how would you play?
Throttle up and down, or away
I just wanna know, can you really go,
With that guitar in hand, I don't know,
/repeat/ Comin at ya Fly high,
Sky high,
Cry loud,
Shut up,
Fly, Cry,
Pick, Burn,
Pick, Cry,
and Fly, Down,
/Chop/ Shake it to the right, shake it to the left
I be the only masta that will give
all the necessary skills to build a guitar,
So you can play in hell, you come far!
/repeat/ Chop,
that wood! Choke
real good! Pick Chop Burn!
Cry Fly Choke!
Burn Cry Slide!
Chop Pick Fly!
Choke Fly Pick!
Cry Chop Down! Ha ha,
Pick Burn Cry!
Cry Fly Chop!
Pick Burn'n Cry!
Fly Chop Choke!
PICK BURNIN' CRY FLY, CHOP CHOKE!
I AM A MASTA, AND YOU!?
/Chop/ Ha, Lammy, look what you're holding in your hand.
/Lammy/ I don't know. What is it??
ii) Lammy Level 2 - B, back Off! You're in the Way!
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*NB.* In this level, the lyrics in brackets are lyrics spoken by
the group of firemen in the background. You do not repeat
these lyrics, you only repeat the ones not in the brackets.
The second set of brackets is in time to the first set of
brackets as your repeat is to the words not in the brackets.
/repeat/ Let's get on, Let's get on
Fight the fire, come on now
We gotta put it out quick
That's what I'm talkin bout,
Hold the hose real tight and get ready for a real fight
Give these people a show and let's tell them something that's
right
(Having fun) I've been doing this for years let me tell you
little something (With the funk)
(Having fun) It's a bit of a rush and a bit of a dash! (With the
funk)
Put it on the fire, real good, Put it out cold and feel good
If you don't think you're the one, fireman's daily work can't be
done
We be on a role, puttin on a show, lettin people know we're like,
no other
Water over here, and over there so the fire won't spread and go
no further
Hold the hose real tight and get ready for a real fight
Give these people a show and let's tell them something that's
right
(Having fun) I've been doing this for years let me tell you
little something (With the funk)
(Having fun) It's a bit of a rush and a bit of a dash! (With the
funk)
Put it on the fire, real good, Put it out cold and feel good
If you don't think you're the one, fireman's daily work can't be
done
Let's get on, Let's get on
Where's the fire? It's out now
/Puddle/ Time for lunch, let's go out quick
/Puddle/ OK, that was pretty good. You can go through now.
/Lammy/ OK! Gotta move on!
iii) Lammy Level 3 - After School Sale
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*NB.* In this level, the /repeat/ lyrics are sung by the baby
rabbit (the same one that says the /Baby/ lyrics at the end)
rather than the level's main teacher, Cathy Piller.
/Cathy/ (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
/repeat/ Ma ma ma ma.......
Pa pa pa pa.......
Gimme some milk, gimme some food
Gimme the car, one dat goes voom!
/Cathy/ (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
/repeat/ I need to potty, or I'll be real naughty
Somebody hold me, somebody hug me
Ma ma ma ma.......
Pa pa pa pa.......
Somebody come over quick
I'm gonna start a trick
Cuz here I go
Didn't you know
I am a kid,
With no control
/Cathy/ (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
/repeat/ I think my diaper is wet
I think the bed gon be next
I wanna go, I need to go now
How much longer, I don't know now
You are the person who's #$%^&!
Or was it Mama or #$%^&!
/Cathy/ (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
/repeat/ Hey hey Papa, I been good
Now can I please have my food?
/Cathy/ (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
/repeat/ Papa can I go and have the toy that make that funny sound-a
Mama can I eat the food that make me feel like million dolla
I wanna go to bed right now Mama
Buy me the toy before that oh please Papa
/Baby/ I'll shut up now, I'm sleepy...Zzz
/Lammy/ Good night little guys...
iv) Lammy Level 4 - Now Which One Is My Left Hand?
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/repeat/ Look up in the sky, gimme all you got, Never give it up, Soldier!
Get up in the morn, run around the track! Show me what you got
Soldier!
Did I eat my drink ??
I thought milk was pink ??
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!
Now do you like munchies?
I wonder where lunch is??
1 2, 3 4, 5 6!
Always give it your best!
My knee's in pain
So is my brain
Look up in the sky, gimme all you got, Never give it up, Soldier!
Get up in the morn, run around the track, Show me what you got
Soldier!
I thought I just made some coffee for me
I want some apples and berries to eat
Now it's time to move on, it only gets much harder so carry on!
You think I'm old now, I got the skills to beat you and knock you
out!
My knee's in pain
So is my brain
Throttle up, flaps down!
Power up, gears down!
I'm getting sleepy...
I want my sheets
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!
Now do you like munchies?
I wonder where lunch is?
1 2, 3 4, 5 6!
Always give it your best!
In the old days I was a hero but look at me, I'm learning just how
to fly
I'm still wondering, when we get to rest, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy
don't wanna die
/CaptF/ That was gooder than good!
Congratulations!!
/Lammy/ Thank you!! I'm in a hurry! Need to move on!
v) Lammy Level 5 - You Said Anything, Didn't Ya?
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/repeat/ Get up turn your chainsaw on
Power off, power on
Now let's start with this tree here
Low gear, high gear
Come on hurry, hurry, hurry hurry hurry
No need to worry, worry the tree gonna grow back surely
All I wanna hear is you've come over here There's no foolin
around with deers
Chop all of'em down, every single one down Then we're gonna make
a good guitar with all the timber around
/Paul/ NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM
/repeat/ Rockin to the beat of the sun
Choppin trees down for the fun
We gonna make a good guitar,
by givin it all you got
Come on girl,
Hurry it up girl
OK turn it down, turn it up
Make sure batteries are charged up !
Give it all you got, every little muscle that you got inside your
little bo, body!
I don't wanna hear, that you got no time or you're in a hurry to
your gig gig, gig
All I wanna hear is you've come over here There's no foolin
around with deers
Chop all of'em down, every single one down Then we're gonna make
a good guitar with all the timber around
/Paul/ NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM NO!
/repeat/ Jammin, hard slammin, loud bangin
Rockin rollin all night long
Now that we come so far
Tell me just who you are
Are you my shining star?
Let me see your guitar
/Paul/ Hmmm I'm impressed! You can move on now
/Lammy/ Yeah! I really need to move on!
vi) Lammy Level 6 - Vital Idol
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/repeat/ I know you're the wild and violent flame
I still, smell your smoke and I can't play straight with your game
That doesn't mean, that I am yours, I'm not alone I'm not a fool,
I have a lot to give
In any case, it's up to you, if you can show that you can give
more than I got to give
It might be you, or maybe you, my mind is jumping back and forth
and up and down
Somebody come and rescue me before an angel comes to take me
round and round
I only wanted you to, come over here, cuz I can think of something
for me and you to do
If I can have another, another dream, the devil would come back to
pick me up with you
I wanna be a girl, that has a lot to give, never caught alone,
never shedding tears.
So I need a man, that really understands every little thing and
knows my fears
It might be you, or maybe you, my mind is jumping back and forth
and up and down
Somebody come and rescue me before an angel comes to take me
round and round
I only wanted you to, come over here, cuz I can think of something
for me and you to do
If I can have another, another dream, the devil would come back to
pick me up with you
Oh I do hope that the, that the time comes
Time has come for me to, me to have fun
I'm talking bout a lot of fire
I'm talking bout no getting tired
Forever and ever
Together forever
/Yoko/ You were just as I expected. Really good.
/Lammy/ Thanx ! That's what I do best !
vii) Lammy Level 7 - MILKCAN, That's Us!
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/Kt&Lmy/ No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
/repeat/ No shedding tears,
Goal is real near
Trying to shift,
Into gear
That's when I see ya comin',
Prevent me from running
Get up get up trying to psych myself
Cuz it doesn't work with no one else
All of this hype all around,
Seems like, a waste of time
From uptown to midtown, trying to get downtown
But I'm not getting close I'm just running running round
Always at my best,
Giving it my best
I don't need no rest,
It's my test now
And I'm in a beat,
That's very unique
And I know that I,
I'm running for me
Got to move
With the groove
I got to go on
I got to move on
/Katy/ I got to get on
/Kt&Lmy/ No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
/repeat/ I'm facing all the problems that'll get me
Cuz I don't really wanna spend the time see
All of this hype all around,
Seems like, a waste of time
Let me tell you, let me give everybody little something
In life, you just can't get going around cutting corners
Always at my best,
Giving it my best
I don't need no rest,
It's my test now
And I'm in a beat,
That's very unique
And I know that I,
I'm running for me
Got to move
With the groove
I got to go on
I got to move on
/Katy/ I got to get on
/Kt&Lmy/ No cuttin' corners
No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
/Katy/ Alright, Wasn't that a groove? Thanks everyone!
/Lammy/ Yup! Who's my next challenger??
<more to follow soon>
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III. REVISION HISTORY
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14/7/99 0.4
Added
LYRICS TO -
Lammy Level 6 - Vital Idol
Lammy Level 7 - MILKCAN, That's Us!
8/7/99 0.3
Added
LYRICS TO -
Lammy Level 4 - Now Which One Is My Left Hand?
Lammy Level 5 - You Said Anything, Didn't Ya?
Added Um Jammer Lammy's U.S. release date to
SHOULD I BUY UM JAMMER LAMMY ON IMPORT?
6/7/99 0.2
Added
LYRICS TO -
Lammy Level 3 - After School Sale
30/5/99 0.1
Added
LYRICS TO -
Lammy Level 2 - B, back Off! You're in the Way!
Added a note on lyrics to
EXPLANATION OF FAQ and
LYRICS TO - sections
28/5/99 0.0
First version
EXPLANATION OF FAQ
LYRICS TO -
Lammy Level 1 – Now Wait a Minute! Who Is That?!
REVISION HISTORY
THINGS TO DO
THANKS TO
SHOULD I BUY UM JAMMER LAMMY ON IMPORT?
AND FINALLY...
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IV. THINGS TO DO
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Add lyrics to the PaRappa levels (levels 2-7).
If I ever have the time I might do transcripts of all the CG intros and
outros.
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V. THANKS TO
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SCEI, Masaya Matsuura and all the development team for making Um Jammer
Lammy.
GameFAQs for hosting such a great site and printing this FAQ.
Kao Megura for inspiring me to write FAQs.
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VI. SHOULD I BUY UM JAMMER LAMMY ON IMPORT?
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If you're wondering whether to buy Um Jammer Lammy on Japanese import then
I would recommend you do so because all the text (except a few minor bits
of text in the options menu) can be changed to English and all the speech
and songs are in English. Plus, in its Japanese incarnation, it must have
the best game disc art ever! A warning though: this game uses the latest
anti-mod chip lockout from Sony meaning you'll have to either have a
Japanese PlayStation, one of those new mod chips which bypasses the code or
a GameShark or Action Replay and a code to play it. Or you could try
disc-swapping...
The latest release date for Um Jammer Lammy in the U.S. is apparently
August 17th, with a PAL release to follow, probably in September.
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VII. AND FINALLY...
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