DUKE NUKEM: TIME TO KILL: Duke Quotes and Mission Logs
Najia Sajjad Khan 2016
DISCLAIMER:
Duke Nukem: TIME TO KILL is c1998 3D Realms Entertainment. All rights
reserved. Developed by n-Space. Published and distributed by GT Interactive
Software Corp. All other trademarks are the properties of their respective
companies.
NOTE: Hello everyone, I have been an avid gamer since a long time but this is
my first FAQ. This is for one of my most favourite games of all time and I
played it again after nearly 15 years.
I had previously found everything possible in this game. I didn’t have the time
to write a proper FAQ then so now here I am with some of the stuff not covered
in other FAQs: namely, Duke Quotes and Mission Logs arranged by stages and
general quotes and credit quotes are also included. A very warm thanks to the
makers of this game: 3D Realms Entertainment, n-Space and GT Interactive
Software Corp. And a special thank you to SpikeGhost 88 on youtube for helping
me find some of the missing quotes.
I hope you all enjoy it. For comments and suggestions please email on my id:
[email protected]. Thanks a lot!
GENERAL
§ Suck my boomstick!
§ I'll blow you a new hole!
§ COME ON!
§ What are you waiting for, Christmas?
§ Who wants bacon and eggs?
§ Lock and Load
§ Ahhhh!!
§ Hey what can I say?
§ I'm God's gift to women
§ Oooh this will come in a handy
§ Umm
§ Hoooo!
§ Babe: Scream!
§ What's the hold up?
§ Hey lets get a move on shall we?
§ Oooo Thats gonna cause trouble
§ Ah Man! What a waste!
§ Eat that!
§ You want some of this!
§ Smoke em if you got em!
§ Gulp!
§ Ooh!
§ Ah!
§ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
§ Its ass kickin time!
§ Die you oversized gecko!
§ Ahh much better!
§ Here Liiiiizard Liiizard Liiizard Liiiizard!
§ You make a great belt
§ Come on
§ Huh I feel good
§ I love the smell of bacon in the morning
§ That outta shut you up!
§ Lizard Skin makes great boots
§ Time to sleep…permanently
§ Oooh Yeah!
§ Takin Home the Bacon!
§ I need to check my fire
§ Shut your hole!
§ I thought there was something here
§ Ah! Yeah!
§ Eureka!
§ Time to jet
§ Now that’s gonna leave a scar
§ We have ignition!
§ Sw-eet
§ Ooooh! I make this look good
§ Prepare for take-off!
§ I guess pigs do fly!
§ I'll kick you in the nuts!
§ Happy Trails to you!
§ Have gun, will travel.
§ It's ass-kickin' time!
§ Time to turn up the heat!
§ I like mine well done!
§ Looke here!
§ Looks like it’s time to grill
§ Back in heat
§ Damn it and she was cute too
§ Yippeee ka yayy
§ Nice dress fat boy
§ Have you seen my UNC puppy ?
§ Lick my wet sister!
§ I got no time to bleed! (Referencing Predator)
§ Eat shit and die!
§ Hello? McFly?
§ So much for the new boots, has anyone seen Mr. Hankey?
§ Hmm bacon bits
§ Oh that hit the spot
TIME TO KILL
§ Looks like it’s time to kill
§ Hehehehe My home away from home
§ Babe: Oh Yeah Ahhh Ahhh! Duke: Ooooo Lara is that you? Babe: Ahhhnnnn
§ Babe: Turn off the light and I'll show you the meaning of pain!
§ I thought there was something here
§ Eww skanky outfit!
§ Babe: Sexy voice
§ Babe: Hehehehehe
§ Gimme some sugar!
§ Babe: Oooh do that again!
§ Babe: Oh Duke!
§ Woah! Mama!
§ Shake it baby!
§ Babe: Ooooh Yeah!
§ Lets Do it!
§ I prefer a good cigar and a bad woman
§ Gimme a Jack and Coke any day
§ Yum Yum! Snickedy Snacks!
§ That will bring a visit to the dentist
§ That stuff will pull your teeth out
§ Time to get things movin
§ All Aboard!
§ Hmm interesting crystal! I better hang on to it
§ Hmm wonder what makes this thing tick?
§ Another crystal! I am starting a collection here
§ Hmm dry as a bone!
§ That did it! Looks like low tide
§ Now to found out what these things do
§ Here goes nothin
§ Time flies when you are kickin ass!
§ Hmm maybe I’ll find some damsels in distress hehehe
DUKE HILL
§ There's a new Sheriff in Town
§ The best things in life never change
§ Babe: Oh!
§ Babe: Ohhhh! Huhuhuhu
§ Lemme see your can can baby
§ Shake it baby!
§ Babe: Hahaahhnnn
§ Hmm just a number
§ I crack skulls not safes
§ This is what I call deep shit
§ Babe: Ahhhannnn
§ Have you seen my rubber ducky
§ Rubba dub dub get outta the tub
§ Babe: Ahhhhhhnnnnn
§ It’s a single bit I’ll need later
§ Have a nice fall
§ Going down!
§ I feel like a bookie
§ 362436 Now that’s my kinda safe
§ Ooo that’s a big friggin key!
§ That’s some tarnished looking gold! I wonder
§ Time to play some Miner 69er
§ We hang these thieves around here
§ That’s what I call well hung
§ So much for the new boots. Anyone seen Mr Hanky
§ How refreshing
§ It’s a safe bet, I’ll only need this later
MINER 69ER
§ Looks like the pigs have stripped this place clean
§ *Sniff* *Sniff* *Cough* Something smells bad
§ *Cough* Oooo I thought cigars smell bad!
§ This looks interesting
§ My teeth ache by just lookin at that thing!
§ Come get some!
§ Time to play with this church.
§ Have gun will travel
§ Damn my eyes are burning
GOLD AND GUNS
§ Time to stop the lead rush
§ Good thing its shooting blanks
§ Oh rats! I better find all those guns first
§ That will slow down their operation
§ Two down! One to go!
§ All set! Now where the hell is the exit
§ Where’s dark brown when you need him
§ I’m outta here!
§ This one shot its wad
§ Aww if only I had my flux capacitor with me
§ Hello? Mc Fly?
THE REAPER
§ The bigger they are the more they bleed
OBEY OR DIE
§ Time to set the record straight!
§ I don’t dig on the new strippers. Someone’s gonna pay!
§ Woooo baby you need a face lift
§ Now that’s what I call a double bagger
§ Time to clean up the garage!
§ Oh great! This again
§ Now I’m getting somewhere!
§ Let’s see what these guys are upto
§ I take that back
§ Damn! Its hotter than hell in here
§ Lights out!
§ I’m an ass kicker not a rock digger
§ Let’s wrap things up
§ Gee this looks familiar
§ Time to learn another history lesson
§ No power for you
FAMILY JEWELS
§ I’m gonna get medieval on your asses
§ Trust me baby I’m a doctor
§ Hmm handsome guy reminds me of me
§ Hmm it’s good to be king
§ Oooo shiny!
§ Shake it baby!
§ Babe: Ohh!! Duke!
§ Babe: Hmm I’ll wear you like a coat of arms
§ Babe: Be still my heart
§ Babe: You are the light of my day and the night of my dreams
§ Babe: Be my champion Sir
§ Your time period are mine Honey
§ Woah! Mama!
§ And I thought she was cute too
§ Nice place! Where’s the fridge
§ Sir Duke kicketh some ass
§ Eww that ain’t gonna be virgin wool
§ That’s two now where’s the final one
§ Little pig little pig let me in. Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll kick
your ass in
§ I’m practically a jeweler now
§ Alright. Enough with the hangin around!
§ My kingdom for a way outta here
§ I guess this means we are engaged
§ Attoo Prada Nickto
§ Maybe I’ll find dead wolves in distress here hehehe
§ Just weaken the knobs baby
§ Far out! Reminds me of woodstock
RESISTANCE IS FEUDAL
§ Oh Joy! Another stinkass dungeon
§ What’s in those barrels can’t be good
§ *Cough* *Cough* Eww Getting kinda gassy
§ Eww it’s getting kinda gassy in here
§ No time to waste
§ Open Sesame
§ There’s all free! Now come get some!
§ That’s one helluva AC Unit
§ One of these things is not like the others
§ This will take out the toxins in no time
§ Good riddance! This place reeks of death
HOLY TERROR
§ Say your prayers! I’m comin to get ya!
§ A monk’s life is not for the Dukester
§ And me without my library card
§ Looks like this old place is overdue
§ Hehehe I already broke that habit
§ How would like to get twisted sister
§ I heard you haven’t been getting, nun
§ Ask and you shall receive
§ Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
§ Look out below
§ So much for sacred ground
WING’ED DEATH
§ Die you overgrown winged lizard from hell!
PIG FACTORY
§ I’m home! Or am I?
§ I guess they are closed for the day
§ I’ve about had it with this crap!
§ Not in this lifetime
§ Hey get your ass offstage and bring back my chicks
§ Look Roman antiquities
§ Eww this place is a pigsty
§ Hmm not bad
§ Time to play plumber
§ Oh This must be where the extra bacon is coming from
§ Someone is having a Roman rummage sale
§ Is it hot in here or just me
§ *Sniff* *Sniff* *Sniff* Ah oh This is not good
HOG HEAVEN
§ Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
§ Let do get you out of those wet clothes baby
§ Babe: Oooh do that again
§ Babe: Ahhann
§ Hey baby need some lotion
§ Who loves you baby
§ I hear you Roman girls like to party
§ Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands hehehe
§ Who’s your daddy
§ This is one target rich environment
§ Babe: Ohhhoohoo
§ Babe: Oh!
§ Alright these Romans know how to party
§ How bazaar
§ I came, I saw, I kicked ass
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
§ Rome wasn’t built in a day but it’s time to fall
§ I wonder if they had got an ATM
§ Babe: Ahhaan
§ Etu Bootay
§ Babe: Oh Duke!
§ Your time periods are mine, honey
§ Oooh love the sandals, babe
§ I’d like to join you but I’ve got ass to kick
§ Babe: Oh my god
§ So how much for a Toga dance
§ This place gives me the creeps
§ Damn! Who died in here
§ Bring it on!
§ Let the games begin!
§ Aliens are filthy critters!
§ These aliens have some really nasty habits
§ It looks like some kind of secreted resin
BLOOD BATHS
§ Looks like a nice place to die
§ Oh Dude! What a trip!
§ Well! That was fun!
§ Damn!
§ Ooh! It’s Déjà vu all over again
§ Annoying little bastards!
§ Back already
§ Enough screwin around! It’s time to kill!
§ Let’s get this show on the road!
§ Time to see who’s incharge and kick their ass
MOLOCH THE GATEKEEPER
§ Let’s settle this once and for all
§ Wow! What a flashback
§ Wow! Trippy
CREDITS
§ Knight me or bite me, man
§ Well, that was fun!
§ Time to be a king among men
§ I make this look good
§ Come on!
§ Piece of cake
§ Babe: Ahhh Duke
§ It’s ass kickin time!
§ What? There’s only one of you
§ Let’s Rock
§ Suck it down
§ Who wants some
§ Etu Bootay
§ Ah! I needed that
§ Come get some!
§ Where the hell are my chicks
§ Nice dress fat boy
§ There’s a new sheriff in town
§ Oooh! Lara is that you?
§ Babe: *Moans*, Duke: Alright! Oh god!, Babe: *Moans* You are so cute
§ Just like a hot night do butter
§ Duke: Take that, Babe: *Moans*, Duke: And that, Babe: *Moans*, Duke: And then
some of this and some of that, Babe: *Moans*, Duke: And try a little rrrrrr
this, Babe: Hu god!
§ *Coughs* Ohhh I thought cigars smell bad
§ Looks like this one’s history
TIME TO KILL
Secrets: 7, Challenge: Super Eagle, Kill 30 Enemies and escape in 2 mins
Their last encounter with Duke ended in an ass-whippin, but the aliens are back
for more. By screwing with history, they intend to deal Duke out…….. permanently
- Collect the Energy Crystals
- Activate the Alien Time Portal
- Meet some Babes
DUKE HILL
First stop- the old west. The aliens seem to have taken up an interest in the
local gold supply. It’s up to Duke to find out why and put a stop to it.
- Find the Combo Pieces
- Storm the Garrison
- Kick some alien cow-poke ass
- Enemies: 75, Secrets: 7
MINER 69ER
By disrupting the mining activity here the aliens have created a ghost town
where new L.A should one day stand. Not on Duke’s shift.
- Explore the active mines
- Find the utility lift
- Don’t get drilled
Enemies 42, Secrets: 6 And Challenge Stage
GOLD AND GUNS
Secrets: 3, Enemies: 43
Shut down operations and eliminate the alien influence in this era. Turning
gold into lead is no small task, so Duke should prepare for the worst.
- Deactivate the gold conversion guns
- Power up the elevator
- Get the hell outta’ dodge
THE REAPER
Enemies: 1
OBEY OR DIE
Duke returns just in time to clean house. New L.A has seen better days. Explore
the ransacked city and find out what’s wrong this time.
- Collect all energy crystals
- Activate the alien time portal device
- Don’t get burned
Enemies: 3, Secrets: 3, Challenge Stage
FAMILY JEWELS
The Von Nukem family castle carries the proud tradition of Duke’s forefather.
He put up a good fight, now it’s payback time.
- Explore the castle
- Collect the family jewels
- Find a way out
Secrets: 4 or 5, Enemies: 49
RESISTANCE IS FEUDAL
Unable to take out Duke’s forefather one on one, the aliens have turned to Plan
B; a bio-engineered plague of death. What a bunch of assholes.
- Locate biomass reactor
- Drain toxin supplies
- Hold your breath
Enemies: 35, Secrets: 3, Challenge
HOLY TERROR
Their supplies flushed, their plans in ruins, the aliens have retreated to the
sanctity of Church Von Nukem. Get those sacrilegious sows out of there.
- Locate hidden sewer entrance
- Secure the belltower
- Use your might to make them holy
Enemies: 46, Secrets: 4
WING’ED DEATH
Enemies: 1
PIG FACTORY
Duke returns home to find things still are not quite right. Seems the aliens
are building an invasion force right in his backyard. Got pork?
- Enter the sewage treatment plant
- Prep the time portal
- You know the drill
Enemies: 33, Secrets: 4 or 5, Challenge
HOG HEAVEN
The pigs seem right at home in the land of swine, women and thongs. Too bad
Duke’s too busy kickin’ ass to enjoy the company of the lovely locals.
- Explore the city
- Take a bath
- When in Rome…
Enemies: 83, Secrets: 3
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
The aliens have transformed Rome into some kind of half-assed training grounds.
Clear out their ranks and teach them a few lessons of your own.
- Emerge victorious
- Survive the loop
- Don’t run out of gas
Enemies: 29, Secrets: 4, Challenge
BLOOD BATHS
Even Caligula would be disgusted by this place. Eliminate the last of the alien
forces and go home…
- Complete each section
- Mark your progress
- Be prepared
Enemies: 80, Secrets: 4
MOLOCH THE GATEKEEPER
Enemies: 1
