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Nick Bryant (Menji76)
July 24, 2008
Version Final
Character Quotes
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1996-1999
Warcraft II Battle Net Edition
Warcraft II Tides of Darkness
Warcraft II Beyond the Dark Portal
Macintosh OS 7 (up to OS 9)
Windows 98
Blizzard
This is merely a shout out for all my old 'friends' on Battle.net. I was
known as many different names while online. If you recognize me, or I
happen to mention you below, please don't be alarmed. I'd love to chat
about the good 'ol days.
Menji8000
DK-Menji
DK-ELthariON
Menji[WF]
Volcom[ubh]
GT_Menji
Or if you happened to be in any of these clans, or for the lucky; these
select users. Please contact me!
DK-Razor
Pyro[ubh]
|\/|atrix_Neo
GT_DoPeY
G0dlikeskillz
Ogrelust-
Clan
[ubh], DK, Tiger, [WF], or GT
Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: How do you get these quotes to be said?
A: Click on a unit a few times. They will say something. You can change these
if you have a microphone. Check the WCII files for more info.
Q: How do you know these are right?
A: I clicked on them one by one until I was done.
Q: Do you play online?
A: Online is officially over. It was amazing.
Human Quotes
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Anything surrounded in "* *" is a sound, not a phrase.
Archer
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When Made
a) I come to serve
When Clicked on
a) Your eminence
b) My sovern
c) Your wish?
d) We must take action!
e) Time is of the essence
f) Even elder races get tired of waiting
g) Exulted one
When Moving
a) For the Alliance!
b) Move out!
c) By your command
d) Yes!
Ballista
--------
When Made
a) Awaiting orders
When Clicked on
a) None
When Moving
a) *Ballista Moving*
BattleShip
----------
When Made
a) Captain on the bridge
When Clicked on
a) Set Sail?
b) Skipper
c) Stop rocking the boat!
d) You're making me seasick
e) *Barfs*
f) Aye captain
When Moving
a) Underway
b) Aye Aye Sir
c) Aye Captain
Dwarvin Demolition Squad
(In Scottish accent)
------------------------
When Made)
a) Dwarves Ready!
When Clicked on
a) Ahh
b) I love blowing things up
c) Bombs are great
d) Tilt one back with me dog
e) What do you want?
When Moving
a) Alright
b) Ok
c) Aye lad'y
d) Loat!
e) Yes sir!
Elven Destroyer
---------------
When Made
a) Captain on the bridge
When Clicked on
a) Set Sail?
b) Skipper
c) Stop rocking the boat!
d) You're making me seasick
e) *Barfs*
f) Aye Captain?
When Moving
a) Underway
b) Aye Aye Sir
c) Aye Captain
Flying Machine
--------------
When Made
a) I've got a flying machine!
When Clicked on
a) None
When Moving
a) Propellar spinning
Footmen
-------
When Made
a) Awaiting orders
When Clicked on
a) Yes sire?
b) Your orders?
c) At your service
d) Make up your mind
e) Are you still touching me?
f) Don't you have a kingdom to run?
g) I do have work to do
h) Join the army, they said
i) See the world, they said
j) I'd rather be sailing
When Moving
a) Yes
b) At once sire
c) As you wish
d) Yes my lord
Gnomish Submarine
-----------------
When Made
a) Captain on the bridge
When Clicked on
a) Set Sail?
b) Skipper
c) Stop rocking the boat!
d) You're making me seasick
e) *Barfs*
f) Aye Captain?
When Moving
a) Underway
b) Aye Aye Sir
c) Aye Captain
Gryphon Rider
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When Made
a) *Fluttering of Wings*
When Clicked on
a) *Fluttering of Wings*
When Moving
a) *Gryhon Cries*
Knight
------
When made
a) Ready to serve my lord
When Clicked on
a) Your majesty
b) What hold?
c) Sire?
d) I need orders!
e) Give me a quest!
f) Don't force me to run your through!
g) At your service
When Moving
a) We move
b) In your name
c) Defending your honor
d) For the King
Mage
----
When Made
a) Who summoned me?
When Clicked on
a) Your request?
b) What is it?
c) I'm a busy man
d) Don't anger me
e) I WARNED YOU!!! *Lighting Bolt*
f) Do you need assistence?
When Moving
a) Very Well
b) As you wish
c) Alright
Oil Tanker
----------
When Made
a) Captain on the bridge
When Clicked on
a) Set Sail?
b) Skipper
c) Stop rocking the boat!
d) You're making me seasick
e) *Barfs*
f) Aye captain
When Moving
a) *Oil Tanker Horn*
Peasent
-------
When Made
a) Ready to serve
Building Made
a) Job's Done
When Clicked on
a) Helloo!
b) What is it?
c) Yes?
d) Oh what?
e) Ah huh
f) Now what?
g) More work?!
h) Leave me alone
i) I don't wanna do this
j) I'm not listening
When Moving
a) Alright...
b) Yesh me lord
c) Right'o
d) Ok
Transport
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When Made
a) Captain on the bridge
When Clicked on
a) Set Sail?
b) Skipper
c) Stop rocking the boat!
d) You're making me seasick
e) *Barfs*
f) Aye Captain?
When Moving
a) Underway
b) Aye Aye Sir
c) Aye Captain
Orc Quotes
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Catapult
--------
When Made
a) Your command master!
When Clicked on
a) Nothing
When Moving
a) *Catapult Moving*
Death Knight
------------
When Made
a) I am alive!
When Clicked on
a) Make it quick
b) Yes?
c) I'm growing impatient
d) Don't push it
e) When my work is finished I'm coming back for you
When Moving
a) Very Well
b) *Rrroowwlll*
c) Of course! ..... master (whispered)
Dragon
------
When Made
a) *Dragon Screech*
When Clicked on
a) *Dragon Call*
When Moving
a) *Dragon Call*
Giant Turtle
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When Made
a) Done building ship
When Clicked on
a) Glore Duke
b) Hrm?
c) *Gargles*
d) *Drowning*
e) *Bubbles*
When Moving
a) Ah hoy
b) I would love to
c) You're the captain
Goblin Sappers
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When Made
a) We're Ready!
When Clicked on
a) What!?
b) Who is it?
c) Yes?
d) We've got explosives!
e) Kaboom!!
f) HELLOOOOO!?!!?
h) Ahh.... It'd beautiful
When Moving
a) Yes boss
b) Ok
c) Alright!
d) Certainly
Goblin Zeppelin
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When Made
a) Here I am!
When Clicked on
a) I can see my house from here!
b) I wish I had a weapon...!" (half-singing)
When Moving
a) *Flying Zepepelin*
Grunt
-----
When Made
a) Your command master!
When Clicked on
a) *Hrm?*
b) *He'r He'r He'r* (Orcish Laugh)
c) Etok
d) WHAT!?!?!?
e) Look out!
f) Missed me!
g) *eeherhatoo* That tickles
h) I would not touch things if I were you
i) My tummy feels funny
j) *Burp* Scuse me
When Moving
a) Zug zug
b) Daboo
c) Smaboo
d) Loketar
Ogre
----
When Made
a) We're ready master
When Clicked on
a) Yes master?
b) What is it?
c) *Burp* ME DID IT
d) Me not brainless anymore
e) What?
f) I got the brain! ....Nuh uh!
g) Yes?
When Moving
a) Of course
b) Right away
c) Yes master
Ogre Juggernaught
-----------------
When Made
a) Done building ship
When Clicked on
a) Argh
b) Yes captain
c) Aye matey
d) Who wants to sing?
e) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing)
f) *Yeroo*
When Moving
a) You're the captain
b) I would love to
c) Ah hoy
Oil Tanker
----------
When Made
a) Done building ship
When Clicked on
a) Arg?
b) Who wants to sing?
c) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing)
d) Aye matey?
e) *Yeroo*
When Moving
a) You're the captain
b) I would love to
c) Ah hoy
Oil Platform Complete
a) Work complete
Peon
----
When Made
a) Ready to work!
Building Made
a) Work complete
When Clicked on
a) *He'r He'r He'r* (Orcish Laugh)
b) Glore Duke
c) Etok
d) WHAT!!?!?!!?
e) Look out!
f) Missed me!
g) *eeherhatoo* That tickles
h) I would not touch things if I were you
i) My tummy feels funny
j) *Burp* Scuse me
k) err?
l) huh? (orcish grunt to it)
When Moving
a) Zug Zug
b) Loketar
c) Smoboo
d) Daboo
Transport
---------
When Made
a) Done building ship
When Clicked on
a) Argh
b) Yes captain
c) Aye matey
d) Who wants to sing?
e) *Daboo da gor sad* (singing)
f) *Yeroo*
When Moving
a) You're the captain
b) I would love to
c) Ah hoy
Troll Axe Thrower
-----------------
When Made
a) New troll here
When Clicked on
a) Diju call me?
b) Jo-a-Tox
c) What'ca wan me kill?
d) Say hello to my little friend
e) I got axe for you
f) One of us.... (goes into mumbling) .... for you
When Moving
a) Ok
b) Alright
c) You da boss
Troll Destroyer
---------------
When Made
a) Done building ship
When Clicked on
a) Aye matey?
b) Yes captain?
c) *Yeroo*
d) Who wants to sing?
e) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing)
When Moving
a) Ah hoy
b) You're the captain
c) I would love to
Hero Quotes
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Alleria
-------
When Clicked on
a) What?
b) Hello?
c) Excuse me?!
d) You never touch the other elves like that
e) Do that again and you'll pull back a stump
When Moving
a) Let's go
b) Follow me
c) Move it
Cho'gall
--------
When Clicked on
a) What is it?
b) Yes master?
c) Yes?
d) *Burp* Me did it
e) Me not brainless anymore
f) I got a brain! Not uh
When Moving
a) Of course
b) Right away
c) Yes master
Danath
------
When Clicked on
a) What?
b) Need something?
c) Bring it on
d) You talking to me?
e) Hands off, grabber...
f) Don't waste my time
When Moving
a) Draw steel boys
b) Follow me
c) Step aside junior
Deathwing
---------
When Clicked on
a) What?
b) *Nraggh*
c) Do you like fire?
d) I'm full of it
e) *Roarrrrr*
f) I'm waiting...
When Moving
a) Yes....
b) Alright....
c) *Ahhhhrgh*
Demon
-----
When Clicked on
a) Nothing
When Moving
a) Nothing
Dentarg
-------
When Clicked on
a) Hrmm?
b) What do you want?
c) We don't understand
d) Are you opposing Shadow Moon?
e) Ner'zul will have your head
When Moving
a) At once my master
b) We're on our way
c) For Zer'zul
Grom Hellscream
---------------
When Clicked on
a) WHAT!?!?!?!?
b) Tell me what to do
c) Welcome to my nightmare!
d) What? (Different form first)
e) Yes?
f) I AM IRONMAN
g) Feelings...
When Moving
a) Time to die!
b) Take it!
c) Slice and dice
Guldan
------
When Clicked on
a) Yessss?
b) Make it quick
c) I'm growing impatient
d) Don't push it
e) When my work is finished I'm coming back for you
When Moving
a) Very well
b) Of course....... master
c) *Roaaroooww*
Khadgar
-------
When Clicked on
a) Hello?
b) Who's there?
c) Do you know who I am?
d) I'm very busy
e) Are you still here?
f) Yes what is it?
When Moving
a) Alright... Alright
b) Yes
c) If I must
Korgath Bladefist
-----------------
When Clicked on
a) Need a hand?
b) Hrm!?
c) Stop it!
d) Youuuuuuuuuu!!!!
e) Do you feel lucky? PUNK
f) Yeah?
When Moving
a) Yep
b) I'm on it
c) Chop Chop
Kurdan and Sky'ree
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When Clicked on
a) Aye?
b) What?
c) I'll fling a hammer at you
d) You got a belly full of hagess
e) Arck.. there's no hope for this lad
f) Yes lad?
When Moving
a) Yes.. Sir
b) Ack... ok...
c) Alright
Lothar
------
When Clicked on
a) Your majesty
b) Sire
c) I need orders
d) Give me a quest!
e) Don't force me to run you through
f) At your service
g) What ho?
When Moving
a) In your name
b) Defending your honor
c) We move
d) For the king
Skeleton
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When Clicked on
a) Nothing
When Moving
a) *Skeleton moving*
Teron Gorefiend
---------------
When Clicked on
a) Greetings...
b) WHAT?!!?
c) That doesn't hurt
d) This is the reason I ended it all
e) Stop that presistent clicking!
When Moving
a) Immiedetly
b) What ever you wish...
c) I'd be delighted
Turlyn
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When Clicked on
a) I am at your service
b) Orders sire?
c) Why must you torment me?
d) You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?
e) I challenge you! Heathen!
f) Command me!
When Moving
a) A noble quest
b) Of course my king
c) For Lothar!
Uther the Lightbringer
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When Clicked on
a) What ho?
b) Sire?
c) At your service
d) I need orders
e) Give me a quest
f) Don't force me to run you through
h) Your majesty?
When Moving
a) Defending your honor
b) In your name
c) For the king
Zuljin
------
When Clicked on
a) Whad'ja wan me kill?
b) I got axe for you
c) Say hello to my little friend
d) Jo-a-tox
e) Dija call me?
f) One of us.... (goes into mumbling) .... for you
When Moving
a) Alright
b) Ok
c) You da boss
Epilogue
This was one of my all-time favorite games that I spent summers playing
online. It was a marvelous community and my love spread so far that I came up
with this FAQ. I'm very sad to find out that the game does not work on my
newer computer and that they've shut down the serve. There were many people
who helped put this guide in to action. Janus, Meiming, Cherry, and Firebrand.
I would like to thank CJayC for creating GameFAQs and many thanks to SBAllen
for keeping up the site in his leave.
If you found this guide, it should have been through.
http://www.gamefaqs.com
http://www.gamespot.com
http://www.neoseeker.com
http://dlh.net
http://www.faqs.ign.com
talk to me.
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