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Day of the Tentacle Guide
By: Asakane Kotoro
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[TABLE OF CONTENTS]
I. UPDATES
II. ABOUT THIS GAME
III. STORY
IV. CHARACTERS
V. WALKTHROUGH
VI. FAQ
VII. FAVORITE QUOTES
VIII. FUTURE GUIDES FOR OTHER GAMES
IX. LEGAL STUFF
X. CREDIT
XI. CONTACTING ME
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I. UPDATES
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Sunday, May 16, 2010, 8:10:09 PM - I am getting rather annoyed now. This is the
third time I've had to write this guide from scratch. My computer suddenly shut
down without warning.
Monday, May 17, 2010, 5:13 PM – I fixed this guide up a bit and I might add a
few more cutscenes in the near future.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 1:30 PM - I revised this entire Guide and made some
minor changes. one or two more cut scenes were added. A few spelling errors
were also fixed. Now this guide is completely done.
May 18, 2010, 1:52 PM - I added some questions to the FAQ section. Those are
questions that I often asked my uncle when he played the game years ago. I also
fixed up some information about the game too. This really is done. And I mean
completely done.
- I added a new section to give everyone a preview of other games I’m writing
guides for.
November 11, 2010, 1:44 AM – I added a new section containing my favorite
quotes from this game, ran a spell check for the guide, and updated my contact
information. But other than that, nothing new is added to the walkthrough
itself.
November 12, 2010, 6:00 Am-11:17 AM – I redid the whole walkthrough so that
everyone can get through the game faster, ran another spell check on the entire
guide, and added more quotes to the quotes sections. I think this is the final
version, unless I replay the game a tenth time and decide to add more quotes.
- Added more characters to the character list and this entire document mounts
up to 4848 words.
Thursday, February 24, 2011 9:41PM – no new major updates this time around. All
I did was run another spell check and fixed a few spelling errors, though it
took me at least twenty minutes to go through this entire guide.
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II. ABOUT THIS GAME
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Day of the Tentacle is the sequel to Maniac Mansion. It was released in 1993
for the PC. Like its predecessor, it is a point and click game.
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III. STORY
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After the events of Maniac Mansion, the Edisons had turned their home into a
seedy motel to make ends meet. After drinking some toxic waste, Purple Tentacle
begins a quest for world domination. Bernard, and his two new friends, Hoagie
and Laverne, receive a message from Green Tentacle. They soon find themselves
returning to the Edison mansion once more.
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IV. CHARACTERS
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Key Characters
Bernard Bernouli - The returning nerd from the original game. He must
find
a way to bring his friends back to the present, and stop the
Purple Tentacle--even if it means pushing a few old ladies down
the
stairs.
Hoagie - Bernard's little roadie of a rocker friend. He is part
of a
rock band (or is it a heavy metal band?). He gets sent back to the
Colonial Days, 200 years in the past.
Laverne - Bernard's loopy lady friend, who is obsessed with wanting to
dissect animals. She takes dissectomy lab at the local college.
Laverne gets sent 200 years into the future, where the world is
ruled
by Tentacles.
The Edison Family
Dead Cousin Ted - Everyone's favorite mummy who once resided in
the
bathroom. He now stands outside, holding a bird bath.
Dr. Fred - Once under the Meteor's control, Dr. Fred now spends
his
time inventing things and trying to keep his family from going
into
the poor house. He is obsessed with drinking coffee.
Dr. Red Edison - Dr. Fred's ancestor. He is an inventor and seems
to
have a rivalry with Ben Franklin.
The Future Edison Family - The descendants of the Edisons. They
are
trapped in the kennel in the future and are afraid of skunks. They
seem to think that Dr. Fred and his family are a disgrace to the
Edison Family.
Green Tentacle - Dr. Fred's pet. He owns a band called Green T
and the
Sushi Platter. He is deathly afraid of Purple Tentacle.
Ned and Jed - Sons of Red Edison. They have a huge
interest in
sculpting and other art.
Nurse Edna - Dr. Fred's wife. She watches over the security
monitors.
Purple Tentacle - Dr. Fred's other pet. He wants revenge against
all
of humanity and to have world domination.
Weird Ed - Dr. Fred's son. He traded his army commando obsession
for
collecting stamps.
Other Characters
Ben Franklin - Also known as Benjamin Franklin. Ben is flying a
kite
in attempts of discovering electricity.
George Washington - The father of our nation. In this game, he
has a
passion for smoking cigars and cutting down cherry trees.
John Hancock - Another of the Founding Fathers. He can be
found
shivering and wants nothing more than a fire in the fire
place.
Thomas Jefferson - Another of the Founding Fathers. He is
making
a
time capsule that will be unveiled 400 years from the
Colonial
Days.
The Maid - George Washington's maid that mistakes Hoagie
for
George
Washington.
Betsy Ross - The designer of the American Flag. She
seems to tire
of
all the rapid changes in the designs of the flags.
The Novelty Salesman - He loves a good joke and oddly,
he
resembles
Ben Franklin.
Kennel Gaurd - He guards the kennel in the future.
Pageant Official - He hates humans, but yet he's in
charge of
the
beauty pageant.
Pageant Judges - They judge the pageant contestants.
Harold - He is the wierdo with the blue hair. He is
sure to win
this
year's pageant.
The IRS - Two men who come after Dr. Fred for
skipping out on taxes.
Man in the Ski Mask - He's trying to break into
an old car for
some
odd reason.
The Hamster - Unlike Wierd Ed's last hamster, this
one isn't
fated to
being toasted to death in
the microwave. Lucky him.
The Horse - A talking horse with dentures. Must be one
of Dr.
Red's
experiments.
Sleeping Fat Man - A guest at the hotel that sleeps and
snores.
Dwayne - A novelty salesman that wants to commit suicide
by
shooting
himself...with a toy gun.
Hunter Tentacle - Well, I guess you can call him a warden.
He
gaurds
the entrance to Dr. Fred's lab in the future.
Dr. Tentacle - Self-explanitory.
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V. WALKTHROUGH
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Cutscene: Enjoy the funny opening sequence involving Bernard's bad driving, the
Purple Tentacle becoming more evil, and a bird gagging on the polluted air.
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Cutscene: After the credits, the gang splits up to find the Tentacles.
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Bernard: After the gang splits up, you get control of Bernard. Grab the dime
out of the broken pay phone, flier, and the Help Wanted sign. Ignore the gum
and fake barf for now, and open the door to Dr. Fred's office.
Open the portrait, get the Swiss Bank Account Book, and open the desk to get a
booboobegone. Leave room.
Walk up to the Grandfather Clock and Open it to find Dr. Fred's Secret Lab.
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Cutscene: Laverne and Hoagie bump into each other on the second floor and they
meet Dr. Fred. After telling them of the purple tentacle's true intentions, Dr.
Fred will go to the basement where he discovers that Bernard had untied the
Tentacles. Now he sends the trio back to yesterday to prevent all of this, but
the imitation diamond shatters, and the trio is separated in different time
periods.
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Cutscene: Bernard arrives back in the present. Dr. Fred will tell you to help
him find the plans for the super battery.
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Bernard: Walk to the right end of the lab, ignore a mumbling Dr. Fred walking
upstairs, and grab the piece of paper off the bulletin board.
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Cutscene: Dr. Fred will somehow appear behind you and show you how to establish
contact with Hoagie, while sending him the plans. We also see that Laverne is
stuck in a tree in the future.
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Hoagie: Walk all the way to the inn, open the mailbox, grab the letter, and
flush it to Bernard.
Enter the inn, walk up to the grandfather clock, and open it to enter the
secret lab.
Give the patent to Dr. Red and leave the secret lab.
Go upstairs, enter the first door, and use the bed. Use the rope to call the
maid, exit the room, and grab the bar of soap off the maid’s cart.
Enter the very last door, grab the wine, and exit the room.
Go to the third floor and up the stairs to the attic.
Grab the bucket of red paint, move the squeaky mattress onto Jed's bed, and use
it to distract the cat. Grab the mouse and exit the room via the window.
Climb down the chimney, give the wine to Jefferson, and go through the swinging
door to the kitchen. Get the spaghetti noodles and oil.
Go through the door to the right, get the bucket, and open the cabinet for a
brush.
Return to the kitchen and fill the bucket with water. Use the soap on the
bucket of water.
Return to the secret lab and give the oil to Red.
Return to the outhouses and use the red paint on the Kumquat tree.
Flush the red paint to Bernard.
Go back to the main hall to challenge George in a demonstration of cutting down
the cherry tree.
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Cutscene: Laverne will fall out of the tree.
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Hoagie: Switch to Bernard.
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Cutscene: Dr. Fred will tell that you need to find a replacement diamond.
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Bernard: Flush the Help Wanted sign, the textbook, and the flier to Hoagie.
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Cutscene: Newspaper says a cow was tipped by a triangular figure.
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Bernard: Leave the secret basement, go outside, and paint Ted with the red
paint.
Go back inside, go through the door to the main hall, and open the grate. Walk
all the way to the right side of the room. Chase the chattering teeth into the
grate before picking it up. It might take a few tries. Flush the chattering
teeth to Hoagie.
Go through the swinging door to the kitchen, and get the two coffee pots and
the fork.
Open the right door, enter it, and open the cabinet for a funnel.
Return to the secret lab and pour decaf coffee into Dr. Fred's mug.
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Cutscene: Dr. Fred begins to sleep walk and go to his office, to open and close
his safe.
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Bernard: Go upstairs to the second floor, open the ice box, and enter the first
room.
Watch the TV to learn of a diamond for sale, use the dime in the FickleFingers
coin slot, and exit the room.
Enter the second room, grab the disappearing ink, and give the letter to
Dwayne. Grab the toy gun before leaving the room.
Return to the main hall, switch the toy gun with the cigarette lighter, and
flush the lighter to Hoagie. Ask the Salesman for an exploding cigar and flush
the cigar to Hoagie.
Return to the second floor and enter the third door. You'll find Green Tentacle
in here. Grab the video tape, push the speaker over, and turn on the stereo.
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Cutscene: The fake barf falls to the floor, and a newspaper claims that the
Froofroo emerald was stolen.
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Bernard: Return to the lobby and pick up the fake barf.
Return to the second floor, go to the first door again, and Close the door for
the keys.
Go outside, walk all the way over to the right, to see a man in a ski mask
trying to break into the car, and give the man the keys for the crow bar.
Return to the lobby, use the crow bar on the gum, and pick up the gum. Use the
gum to get the gum off the dime.
Return to the second floor, use the crow bar on the candy machine, and pick up
all the quarters.
Enter the first door again, use the dime on the fickle fingers coin slot to
move the sleeping man off the sweater, and get the sweater before leaving.
Return to the laundry room, open the dryer, and put the sweater in it. Use the
quarters in the coin slot.
Go to the second floor and go upstairs to the third floor. Enter the right room.
Talk with Weird Ed for a bit, grab the hamster, and use the disappearing ink on
the stamp album. After being thrown out, pick up the stamp album and the stamp
that fell out of it. Flush the stamp to Hoagie. Enter Ed's room again and
return his stamp collection to him.
Switch to Hoagie.
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Hoagie: Return to the secret lab, give the help wanted sign to Dr. Red, and
grab the lab coat. Now leave the lab and return to the main hall.
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Cutscene: John Hancock suggests an amendment of only having a human for a
president. (Sounds like a good idea to me!)
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Hoagie: Put the flier into the suggestion box to make a vacuum appear in the
future, give a cigar to George Washington, and give him the chattering teeth to
prompt Thomas Jefferson to build a fire in the fireplace. Grab the blanket and
return to the third floor.
Use the textbook on the horse and grab his dentures. Now go to the roof and use
the blanket on the chimney.
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Cutscene: The Founding Father’s jump out of the window.
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Hoagie: Go to the main hall and pick up the quill, and when you try to leave,
the founding fathers return. Leave the room and return to the secret lab.
Give the quill to Dr. Red and switch to Laverne.
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Laverne: Talk to the tentacle guard to go outside (tell him you have to go to
the bathroom). Once outside, flush the scalpel to Bernard, and talk to the
guard to go back inside. Talk to the guard again to see the tentacle doctor,
grab the tentacle chart, and leave the room.
Go to the door that leads up and return to the kennel where the guard will let
you back in. talk to the guard once more to go outside and flush the tentacle
chart to Hoagie. Now switch to Bernard.
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Bernard: Flush the boobegone, the fork, and the fake barf to Laverne.
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Cutscene: Newspaper says Tentacle returns the emerald.
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Bernard: Exit Ed's room, return to the second floor hall, and put the hamster
into the ice box. Close the ice box, go to the room with the Cigar Salesman and
the clown, and use the scalpel on the clown. Get the laughing box, flush it to
Laverne, and go to the roof via the chimney. Get the crank, flush it to
Laverne, and switch to Hoagie.
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Hoagie: Flush the dentures, the spaghetti, the mouse, and the can opener to
Laverne.
Leave the secret lab, and return to the second floor.
Enter the second room, lay the tentacle chart on top of the other flag designs
to make a patriotic tentacle costume for Laverne, and switch to Laverne.
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Laverne: Return to the kennel, talk to the guard to see the doctor again, and
leave the doctor’s office.
Go through the big door, enter the right door to the kitchen, and through the
door to the laundry room. The drier should be done now, so open the dryer and
get the now shrunken sweater.
Leave the room and the kitchen, and go up the chimney.
Put the crank in the crank box and use the crank to get the patriotic tentacle
costume. Put on the tentacle costume and go back down the chimney.
Talk to the blue tentacle for a name tag and return to the main hall (where the
grandfather clock is at).
Walk past the tentacle guarding the clock and the pageant contestants, and go
upstairs.
Open the ice box for the hamster, enter the first room, and use the can opener
on the time capsule for the vinegar. Flush the vinegar to Hoagie and leave the
room.
Enter the second room to find a discofied Ted in a discofied room, pick up the
roller skates and the extension cord, and use the roller skates and name tag on
Ted. Push Ted out of the room and leave the room.
Ignore the third room and go up the stairs to the third floor where the beauty
pageant takes place.
Use the dentures, spaghetti, and box o’ laughs on Ted. Use the fork on the
spaghetti, the fake barf on Harold, and get the Judges to judge the pageant
three times.
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Cutscene: Ted wins the pageant and Laverne says her good-byes to him.
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Laverne: Return to the kennel, give the guard the certificate, and turn off the
voltage barrier. Leave the kennel and go into the kitchen.
Put the hamster in the microwave to thaw him out, put the sweater on the
hamster, and go outside.
Go to the fence, use the booboobegone on the fence to make the cat go onto the
ledge, and use the mouse to entice the cat down to get him. Go to the chrono
john, use the extension cord on the plug, and put the cord through the hole to
the basement.
Go back to the kennel and use the skunkified cat on the future edisons.
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Cutscene: The future edisons run out of the kennel, making the mustached
tentacle to go after them.
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Laverne: Return to the main lobby, open the grandfather clock, and enter the
secret lab.
Plug in the extension cord, put the hamster on the hamster wheel generator, and
use the vacuum on the mouse hole. Open the hatch for the hamster. Put the
hamster back on the generator to power the chrono john. Switch to Hoagie.
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Hoagie: Return to the secret lab, give the vinegar to Dr. Red, and grab the
super battery. Leave the secret lab, go outside, and wash the wagon to call
upon a thunderstorm that makes Ben Franklin go back in.
Go back to the second floor, enter the final room, and give the lab coat to Ben
Franklin and he’ll make a kite out of it.
Outside, Ben will tell you to push the kite on his signal. Put the super
battery into the pocket, and actually PUSH the kite when Ben tells you to do so.
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Cutscene: Lightning strikes, powering the super battery, and Ben will thank
you, promising to name an invention after Hoagie, and he drops the super
battery in the process.
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Hoagie: Pick up the super battery, return to the chrono john, and plug the
super battery into the chrono john to power it up.
Return to the secret lab, get the hammer, and return to the third floor.
Enter the door opposite the horse; switch the hammers, changing the statue in
Edna’s room, and switch to Bernard.
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Leave the room, enter the room across from Weird Ed’s, and talk to Nurse Edna a
bit about the Security Monitor. Push her out of the room, use the tape in the
VCR, and use the VCR. Push the red recording button to record the events of Dr.
Fred opening and closing the safe, and being taken by the IRS. Rewind the tape,
switch to EP, and play the tape to get the combination to the safe in Dr.
Fred's Office.
Return to Dr. Fred's office, open the safe for the contract, and flush it to
Hoagie.
Return to the roof and enter the second window.
Untie Dr. Fred and exit via window.
Use the rope on the pulley.
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Cutscene: Newspaper says Tentacle is man of the year.
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Bernard: Return to dead cousin Ted and use the dangling rope on him.
Go back to the roof and pull on the rope to get Ted through the window.
Return to the room where Dr. Fred was tied up, switch Fred with Ted, and use
the rope on Dr. Fred. Go back to the roof and pull the rope on the pulley to
get Dr. Fred out of the room.
Once in the lab, use the funnel on Dr. Fred, and pour the regular coffee
through the funnel, waking Dr. Fred up in the process.
Quickly switch to Hoagie.
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Hoagie: Use the stamp on the contract, go outside, and flush the contract to
Bernard. Switch to Bernard.
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Bernard: Get Dr. Fred to sign the contract and flush it back to Hoagie.
Switch to Hoagie.
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Hoagie: Mail the contract off.
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Cutscene: Dr. Fred will get a phone call stating that he has inherited lots of
money.
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Hoagie: Switch to Bernard.
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Bernard: Return to Dr. Fred's office and use the phone to call for a new
diamond.
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Cutscene: The diamond is delivered and the time to bring back Hoagie and
Laverne is now. The three are reunited, only to be sent back to yesterday. They
come out as....
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Trio: Exit the sleeping man's room, let the purple tentacle shrink you, and run
into the middle room. Go through the mouse hole, pick up the bowling ball, and
go down to the secret basement. Throw the bowling ball at the tentacles and
STRIKE! Convince the old tentacle to shoot Dr. Fred, only to have the beam
bounce off Dr. Fred's metal thing, and hit him instead.
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Cutscene: Enjoy the funny ending. :)
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VI. FAQ
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1. Which items are completely useless and which items aren’t?
Answer: The only useless items are the gum and the right-handed hammer.
2. What is the purpose of changing the statues and the twins?
Answer: Actually, I don’t really know. All I can figure out is that switching
the left-handed hammer for the right handed hammer is to change the statue. I
guess it’s for laughs and humor?
3. Help! I can’t switch Ted with Dr. Fred. What should I do?
Answer: Use the red paint on Ted before switching him out with Dr. Fred.
4. I can’t get Edna to leave the room! Every time I push her out, she bounces
back in, knocking over Bernard! What did I do wrong?
Answer: it might be too early in the game. You have to have the video tape and
you have to talk to her a bit. Dr. Fred also needs to be in his office, sleep
walking. It might help if you had switched the twins’ hammers to change the
statue in her room as well.
5. How do I open the safe in Dr. Fred’s Office?
Answer: You have to record Dr. Fred opening the safe for the combination, and
then replay it in EP, not SP.
6. Where is the secret lab?
Answer: in the grandfather clock.
7. What is EP and SP?
Answer: EP is Extended Play, and SP is Short Play.
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VII. FUTURE GUIDES FOR OTHER GAMES
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Sailor Moon: Another Story - SNES
Madou Monogatari: Big Kindergaten Kids - SNES
Breath of Fire 2 - SNES and GBA.
Earthbound: Return of Giygas (Mother 2) - SNES
Pokemon Red Version - GBC
Pokemon Blue - GBC
Pokemon Yellow - GBC
Pokemon Gold - GBC
Pokemon Silver - GBC
Pokemon Crystal - GBC
Secret of Mana 1 (Seiken Densetsu 2) - SNES
Pokemon Soul Silver - DS
Pokemon Emerald - GBA
Pokemon Rangers: Shadows of Almia - DS
Pokemon Fire Red - GBA
Pokemon Leaf Green - GBA
Ranma ½: Treasure of the Red Cat Gang - SNES
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Nintendo 64
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - Nintendo 64
Maniac Mansion - NES
Earthbound Zero - NES
Princess Tomato - NES
Tenchi Muyo RPG - SNES
Final Fantasy I - GBA
Final Fantasy II - GBA
Final Fantasy III - NES
Final Fantasy III - SNES
Final Fantasy II - SNES
Final Fantasy IV - SNES
Final Fantasy IV Advanced - GBA
Final Fantasy V - SNES and GBA
Final Fantasy VIII - PS1
Chrono Cross - PS1
Chrono Trigger - SNES
Harvest Moon: Save The Homeland - PS2
Harvest Moon 64 - Nintendo 64
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VIII. FAVORITE QUOTES
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This is a small collection of my favorite quotes from this game. They’re all
hilarious and amusing.
“This must be that Woodstock place mom and dad are always talking about.”
–Laverne
“You flushed it…”
“Yes.”
“Down the toilet.”
-Bernard and Dr. Fred
“Does he have any experience with electronics?”
“I once saw him take 3000 volts directly through his head without batting an
eye.”
“Didn’t he pass out?”
“He was already passed out.”
–Bernard & Doctor Fred
“I’m the model. Should I take off my clothes now?”
-Hoagie
“We need a babe in a leather clad bikini, swinging a broadax.”
–Hoagie
“The question is, which one’s stuffed and which one’s the real McCoy?”
–Hoagie
“Sounds like the cat’s caught a moose up there.”
–Jed
“He’s going to give the log to starving children?”
–Hoagie
“I can’t stand coffee. It makes me irritable and bang my head against the
walls.”
–John Hancock
“Alright, a friend once told me that women go crazy over men with a big
signature.”
–John Hancock
“A real man is warmed by the fire of his spirit.”
–Thomas Jefferson (this isn’t a funny quote, but it is definitely a good quote)
“Well, later dude.”
“What? What’s going to happen later?”
–Hoagie & Thomas Jefferson
“Get me out of here! I like trees and everything, but this one has got to go.”
–Laverne
“Do you ever inhale flies when you snore like that?”
–Bernard
“Why the litter box? Have you got a cat?”
“Don’t ask.”
–Bernard and Green Tentacle
“Laverne, how’d you get upstairs?”
“Am I upstairs? I got lost.”
“Did you see any tentacles?”
“What’s a tentacle?”
–Hoagie and Laverne
“Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.”
–Hoagie
“What could it all mean?”
“I don’t know, I don’t wanna know.”
–Hoagie & Bernard
“We might not live to see yesterday.”
“I’m sure Dr. Fred wouldn’t have sent us if it weren’t safe.”
“After all, he IS a doctor.”
–Hoagie, Laverne, and Bernard.
“Oh, right. I forgot. He’s incredibly evil, isn’t he?”
-Bernard
“What harm can one insane tentacle do?”
-Bernard
“You mean horses have been snubbing me my whole life?”
-Hoagie
“Ted is red. See red Ted.”
-Bernard
“Hey, sonny, you missed the party!”
“You and the clown were having a party?”
-Bernard and the Novelty Cigar Salesman
“My pony express stamps! You’ve ruined my Pony Express stamps, not to mention
five years of therapy! Get out!”
-Weird Ed
“Sometimes I do stupid stuff. As if my brain is controlled by some dementive
being.”
“Well, we all feel that way sometimes.”
-Bernard and Weird Ed
“Excuse me.”
“What is it—Say, aren’t you Bernard Bernoulli?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“I knew it! You broke into our mansion a few years ago to save your little
friend. What have you come here for this time?”
“It’s a secret.”
“A secret, eh? Well, I won’t rat you out, hot stuff! Ehehehe!”
-Bernard and Nurse Edna
“Come back anytime, you big hunk! Eehehehe!”
-Nurse Edna
“Yoohoo, Mr. Tentacle Guy.”
“What?”
“Get me out of here! This is a violation of my rights!”
“Rights? You’re a human, you don’t have any rights.”
-Laverne and the Tentacle Guard
“Damn that Dr. Fred.”
“Hm? She knows the family motto.”
-Laverne and Zed Edison
“What do we have here?”
“I feel pukey.”
“Well then, hold still.”
“Are you going to use your scalpel?”
“Of course not.”
“Darn.”
-Dr. Tentacle and Laverne
“You’re free!”
“Free? To do what?”
“To run wild in the woods like humans should.”
“Big deal.”
-Laverne and Zed
“Well, you know what they say. If you’ve got to save the world, you have to
push a few old ladies down the stairs.”
-Bernard
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IX.. LEGAL STUFF
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This guide is written to help those of you who get stuck on this game, and also
for everyone's enjoyment. Day of the Tentacle belongs to Lucas Arts. I only own
this guide that I wrote.
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X. CREDIT
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My thanks go out to...
Lucas Arts for making such a great game.
My family for dealing with my incessant typing and computer usage.
Game Faqs for letting me host it on here.
And my uncle for allowing me to borrow this game.
Thanks everyone.
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XI. CONTACTING ME
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If you have any inquiries, corrections, etc, you can get a hold of me at my
following email.
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Or if you need to, you can contact me through these websites:
Fanfiction.net
Fanfictionnow.com
Fictionesque.com
ficwad.com
Yes, I write a lot of fanfiction. This is technically my first guide that I've
ever posted.
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Well, thanks for reading!
