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Dialogue and Safety Guide


A Guide By: Rob Furbee
AIM: MudTurkey3334
ICQ: Mud Turkey 3
Email: [email protected]
GameFAQs Username: furb


Table of Contents
A...Introduction

Dialogue Guide (DG1)
1...Lace Up Those Skates!
1a--Level 1 - Suburbia
2a--Level 2 - The City
3a--Level 3 - Boardwalk
4a--Level 4 - The Park
5a--Level 5 - Super Rollerblade Challenge
6a--Gameover

Safety Guide (SG1)
2...IT'S BONUS TIME!
--Tip 1
--Tip 2
--Tip 3
--Tip 4
--Tip 5
--Tip 6
--Tip 7

B...Legal Information



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A-----INTRODUCTION
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The 1990's were quite a time to be alive.  The Cold War ends and so does the
dominance of hair metal in the music scene.  In the 80's, many alternative
sports started began to take hold in certain social groups.  Sports like
skateboarding, snowboarding, and in-line skating started to gain some
momentum during this period.  The 90's saw the mainstreaming of these x-treme
sports.  In modernity, we have whole channels and publications dedicated to
these once underground sports.  Rollerblade Racer is an early contributor to
the mainstreaming of in-line skating.  This is why this otherwise terrible
NES game by Radiance Software and Designer Software and their publisher, Hi-
Tech is worthy of a guide.  Of course, I'm doing you folks a favor.  This
is a dialogue guide.  I played the game so you do not have to.  This is all
story without the rotten filler.

I suppose Hi-Tech saw what other NES developers had done with games like
Skate or Die, 720, Ski or Die, or Heavy Shreddin', and figured they could
cash in on the x-treme sports market.  Barring Skate or Die, all those
previously mentioned games are terrible.  I guess Hi-Tech felt compelled
to copy this feature too.  Spare yourselves, I beg you!  This game is the
worst of all the extreme sport titles on the NES.  Worse than even Skate or
Die 2 or even Heavy Shreddin'.  According to GameFAQs, this is only 1 of 2
games with the official 'Rollerblade' title.  No wonder they waited 10 years
from this game to release the next on mobile phones.

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Part 1.  Lace Up Those Skates! (DG1)

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1a--Level 1 - Suburbia
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HI.  I'M KIRK.  I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF ROLLERBLADES.  THERE'S A SUPER
ROLLERBLADE CHALLENGE COMING SOON THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SKATE IN.  I NEED YOUR
HELP TO GET 5000 QUALIFYING POINTS.  YOU GET POINTS BY HAVING TIME LEFT OVER
AT THE END OF THE COURSE.  OH YEAH, DOING COOL MOVES GETS POINTS TOO.  NO THAT
ALL MY BLADEGEAR IS ON, I'M READY.

LET'S GO TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

DO YOU WANT TO PRACTICE A LITTLE BEFORE COMPETING?

[YES]
[NO]

----------Suburbs Stage Starts

GREAT SESSION!

WE SCORED (INSERT POINTS EARNED HERE) POINTS HERE FOR A TOTAL OF x.

WE STILL NEED X MORE TO QUALIFY.

----------Bonus Stage Starts

GREAT SESSION!

WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO QUALIFY, BUT LET'S KEEP GOING.


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2a--Level 2 - The City
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NOW LET'S GO TO THE CITY.  I THINK WE'RE READY FOR THAT.

----------City Stage Starts


GREAT SESSION!

WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO QUALIFY, BUT LET'S KEEP GOING.


----------Bonus Stage Starts

GREAT SESSION!

WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO QUALIFY, BUT LET'S KEEP GOING.


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3a--Level 3 - Boardwalk
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THIS IS GETTING TO BE A LOT OF FUN.  I THINK IT'S TIME TO HIT THE BEACH.

----------Boardwalk Stage Starts

GREAT SESSION!

WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO QUALIFY, BUT LET'S KEEP GOING.

----------Bonus Stage Starts


WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO QUALIFY, BUT LET'S KEEP GOING.


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4a--Level 4 - The Park
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WELL, THERE'S ONE MORE CHALLENGE WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR THE SUPER ROLLERBLADE
CHALLENGE...  THE PARK.

----------Park Stage Starts


GREAT SESSION!

WE SCORED X POINTS HERE FOR A TOTAL OF X.


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5a--Level 5 - The Super Rollerblade Challenge
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WOW! THAT WAS A LOT OF WORK, BUT WE MADE IT!  NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE sUPER
ROLLERBLADE CHALLENGE!


----------Challenge Level Starts

3RD PLACE!  WE MADE THE WINNDER'S PLATFORM.  WHAT A GREAT FEELING.  LET'S
PRACTICE SOME MORE AND TRY FOR 1ST PLACE.


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6a--Gameover Screen
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WELL,  I GUESS WE FELL TOO MANY TIMES.  I KNOW THAT THIS IS A PART OF
LEARNING ANYTHING NEW.  IN-LINE SKATING IS SO FUN I THINK WE SHOULD TRY AGAIN.

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Part 2.  IT'S BONUS TIME! (B2)

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1-----TIP 1
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WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR INCLUDING A HELMET, KNEE AND ELBOW PADS AND WRIST GUARDS.


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2-----TIP 2
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ACHIEVE A BASIC SKATING LEVEL BEFORE TAKING TO THE ROAD.

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3-----TIP 3
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STAY ALERT AND BE COURTEOUS AT ALL TIMES.

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4-----TIP 4
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ALWAYS SKATE UNDER CONTROL.

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5-----TIP 5
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SKATE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF PATHS, TRAILS AND SIDEWALKS.

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6-----TIP 6
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OVERTAKE PEDESTRIANS, CYCLISTS AND OTHER SKATERS ON THE LEFT.

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7-----TIP 7
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STAY AWAY FROM WATER, OIL OR DEBRIS ON TRAIL AND UNEVEN OR BROKEN PAVEMENT.

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B-----Legal Information
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Copyright 2007 Rob Furbee

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