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ZEALITY
Side Projects
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon Script
© Konami Co. of Osaka, typed by ZeaLitY
http://www.chronocompendium.com
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CONTENTS
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1.) Legal information
2.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script
3.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script (asterisks)
4.) Credits
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1.) Legal information
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This is an unofficial game script guide to Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon,
which is a product of Konami. I am creating this edited script by hand so that
I may have a reference for writing the story section of this game's entry at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystical_Ninja_Starring_Goemon . Also, this game
had some top-notch surrealist humor amplified by slightly bizarre English (the
result of an average translation job of dialogue steeped in Japanese humor). I
hope you enjoy it. There are two copies -- one without asterisks and one with.
Asterisks represent emboldened or flashing dialogue.

At present, it is not complete as it does not include the message for getting
the Impact tournament mode special feature. I'm probably missing some minute
inn / shop strings variations.

11/05/06
-Release

http://www.chronocompendium.com

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2.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script
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[Opening Song]
  Fight on... Fight on...
  Never giving up
  Let's start our journey as
  we whistle along
  Going now

  Well, look at the sky
  Peeping through the clouds
  You can see, just how
  big the sky really is

  Even if the harsh winds
  were to take you away
  live your life the way YOU want it,
  that is the destiny for many

  Fight on... Fight on...
  There is more than one dream,
  if we reach for it hard enough...
  TAKE A CHANCE!

  Fight on... Fight on...
  Never giving up
  Let's start our journey as
  we whistle along
  Going now

[Oedo Town]

Store Manager: What are you guys doing?
  Leave right now!

Store Manager: Never come again,
  you punks!

Goemon: Ebisumaru!
  Why,
  you've taken all your clothes off!

Ebisumaru: I thought that I could
  negotiate a discount...
  with my hypnotic dance.

Goemon: Discount?!
  We've been thrown out of the store
  because of your dance.

Ebisumaru: He just couldn't
  understand the beauty in...
  me!

Goemon: You worry me.

Goemon: What, what's happening!

Ebisumaru: Huh?!

Goemon: What was that great
  big thing just now?

Ebisumaru: Goemon!
  Isn't that the direction to
  Oedo Castle?

Baron: I've arrived at my destination!

Mystery Man:
  Hmm! Let's first attack this castle!

Mystery Woman:
  O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lord: Well, well, well.
  Isn't it so peaceful here.

Princess Yuki: Wait!
  What's that commotion outside?

Lord:

  WHAT'S GOING ON!!

Mystery Man: If we just proceed
  with our cunning plans.

  Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
  huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!

Goemon: Oh no, Oedo Castle.

Ebisumaru: The Lord's place again?

  It's been really nightmare for
  them recently.

Goemon: In any case, we can't
  just sit around here!

  Follow me, Ebisumaru!

Ebisumaru: Wait for me, Goemon!

  I haven't changed yet!
  Give me a moment to go home and
  get changed into something decent.

Goemon: Aw, heck.

  Well, hurry up.

[Oedo Town]

Goemon: I'm ready! Let's go!

[Woman]
  When the UFO comes,
  there is a huge commotion
  all over the place...

  Someone new will be moving into
  the tenements.

  What? When's that?

  Sorry!
  Even I don't know that.

[Girl]
  Just now, Oedo Castle was hit
  by a mysterious beam,
  turning it into European Castle.

  If that beam hit me...

  Would it turn me into a model
  EU citizen?

[Boy]
  All right!!
      The aliens! The aliens!
          The aliens! The aliens!

[Old Man]
  What? A UFO?

  What do you mean?
  I'm 85 years old you know!

[Sign]
  [Goemon
        Tenements]

[Man]
  Mokubei used to live next door
  to us...

  He was a pipe maker,
  but he moved to Mt. Fuji...

  That's why nobody lives next door.

[Man]
  As I said, nobody lives next door!

  Mokubei, the pipe maker,
  has moved to the Mt. Fuji.

[Man]
  My cousin lives two houses down,
  so don't pay any attention
  if you hear the same thing!

[Old Woman]
  There seems to be some kind of
  commotion again...

  Does that mean your adventures
  are about to begin?

  A new start for
              "MYSTICAL NINJA"!

[Young Woman]
  There seems to be some
  commotion going on outside...

  I wonder what's going on!

  But I get frightened easily,
  so I'm afraid to go and see.

  Still,
  I can't help but take a look.

[Young Man]
  I don't know if you saw a UFO
  or a bird, but it's nothing to
  make a big fuss over.

  HECK!

Officer: Yes?
        What's the matter?

  I want to know the way to...
  Who are you?

  Where do you want to go?
     Which way to [Oedo Castle]?
     The way to [Mt. Fuji]?
     Where is the [checkpoint]?

  You can get to Oedo Castle by
  passing through this gate and over
  the Nihon Bashi Bridge.

  To get to Mt. Fuji,
  you must pass through
  the gate with the red pillars
  near the [Thunder Gate]...

  This will lead you to
  the fortune teller,
  where you must turn
  the corner and go straight.

  There you'll find
  the [Kai Highway], which will lead
  you directly to Mt. Fuji.

  To get to the checkpoint,
  go through the large gate in
  the shopping district.

  In order to defend
  the peace and justice of
  this town...

  I have altered my body to
  become...

  Your hero and supercop
                "Robo Officer"!

[Traveler]
  Is this bridge the actual
  Nihon Bashi Bridge?

  I must say it is a beautiful
  bridge, fit for the honour
  of Oedo.

[Young Woman]
  I was just there, but...

  The bridge that leads to
  Oedo Castle has been destroyed,
  so no one can get in!

  Now, what's going to happen!

              ...to be continued.

[Sign]
  [Oedo Castle /
               Main Gate]

[Sign]
  Emergency [Star Block] In Use.

     (You can get through by
          using the Chain Pipe)

[Sign]
  Front of Castle /
           Police Box

[Guard]
  It is impossible to enter
  Oedo Castle!

  However,
  there should be a "Star Block"
  set for emergency use...

  You should be able to move
  forward if you have the chain
  device used by Mokubei,
  the Pipe maker.

[Young Man]
  Auggghhhhh!

  I can feel my "Blood" rushing!

  I want to totally master
  the art of swordmanship.

[Boy]
  The officer's duty is to defend
  the peace of this town.

  By the way, I have no job!

[Man]
  Mokubei the pipe maker, who moved
  to [Mt. Fuji], is a UFO maniac.

  But for a UFO to appear after
  he moved...?

  I should have taped it for him on
  a video camera.

Officer: Anyone planning to
        cause trouble...

        will fall victom to
        my Atomic Stick!

[Old Man]
  No matter what happens,
  I'll be sure to go to
  the Thunder Gate!
  That is the way of my life.

[Man]
  That huge peach that just came
  flying...

  What in the world was that?!

  Who in the world is going to eat
  such a huge peach!

[Messenger]
  Pant! Pant!
  This is a warning from
  the messenger!

  If you're going to save
  an Adventure Diary,
  go to the [Inn].

  As long as you keep
  an Adventure Diary, you can keep
  save ofa ll your adventures
  up to now! Gotta go!

[Girl]
  What's the fuss?
  Everyone's in a tizzy over some
  Flying Peach...

  You won't be able to steal my
  heart using just a Flying Peach!

[Boy]
  Hee, hee, hee...
  In this world,
  there exist fortune dolls
  that bring you happiness.

  If you find one, take it,
  no matter what!

[Woman]
  If you're going on an adventure,
  it would be wise to purchase
  an item at the general store.

  It will comein handy
  when certain emergencies arise.

[Dog]
  Arf, arf!
       Help me!
            Arf, arf!

  I'd better hurry up and
  hide somewhere, or else they'll
  take me in their UFO...

  It scares me just to think
  about it.

[Man]
  It's a UFO!
  It's a Flying Peach!

  This has got to be
  the Alien Invasion!

  I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO
  is speaking kinda peachy.

[Woman]
  This is Oedo Town!

  It's where the real Edo people
  live!

[Fat Man]
  Hey!
  So you're here to find out
  what I have to say!

  Listen, whenever you visit
  a town or a village...

  gather your information by
  listening to what the people
  have to say.

  That is important for you to
  complete this game!

[System]
  [Coffee Shop /
          Viva! Oedo!]

[Man]
  Omitsu is the cutest girl
  I've ever seen...

  When our eyes meet even for
  a brief moment...

  It's magic!

[Old Man]
  I just can't settle down until
  I eat and eat and eat.

  So...

  I'll have some Kiwi Dumpling,
  Iced Tea, Custard Rice Cake,
  and some Cinnamon Rice Crackers.

  ...

  Woops,
  I forgot my wallet!

Omitsu: What's going on out there?

Goemon: A strange UFO has
       come to town!

Omitsu: A UFO?

Omitsu: You mean like
       a flying saucer?

Omitsu: Does that mean
       the aliens have come?

Omitsu: Will the aliens come to
       our coffee shop and
       try some of our dumplings?

Omitsu: Good thing I studied
       the alien language,
       just for such an occasion.

[Old Woman]
  How can I help you?

     I've come to see Omitsu...
     I've come to order pizza.

  I don't doubt it...
  Omitsu is the beauty of
  this town.

  We've got no such thing!

[Man]
  This Coffee Shop says
  you have to drink your coffee
  while standing up?!

  But that's okay,
  because this is where Omitsu
  the most beautiful woman
  in town works!

[Man]
  If it's what Omitsu wants,
  I'll drink my coffee standing up.
  I'll even drink it upside down,
  I don't care!

Restaurant: Oh! Hello!
           What is it going to be today?

  Dumplings 15
  Oden 25
  Sushi 45

  3 coloured dumplings,
  not too sweet.

  It's great for a desserts!

  Your Strength Gauge will
  increase to 2 points!
     Mmm, that's what I want!
     That's not what I want.

  The soup is well absorbed by
  the Oden!

  The traditional hot dish of
  Japan!

  Your Strength Gauge will
  increase by 3 points!

  The best Sushi in town!

  It's fresh Sushi from
  the Edo area!

  Your Strength Gauge will
  increase by 5 points!

  Thank you!
  Can I get you another one?
     Yes.
     I've had enough.

  Your Strength Gauge is
  completely full.

Restaurant: So what will it be?

  Please come again!

[Fat Man]
  I've stopped dieting just now!

General Store: Welcome.
  Are you looking for something?

     Plain Rice Balls 50
     Plum Rice Balls 120

  This automatically recovers your
  strength to 4 points whenever
  it reaches 0.
     I want that.
     No thanks...

  This automatically recovers your
  strength to 10 points whenever
  it reaches 0.

  Sorry,
  but you don't have enough money.

  Excuse me, but you seem to
  already have that item.

General Store: Are you looking
  for something else?

  Thank you very much!
  Are you still looking for
  something else?
     Yes.
     That will be all.

  Please come again.

General Store: Welcome.
  Are you looking for something?

     Sombrero 50
     Straw Raincot 80
     Metal Armour 200

  With this you could defend
  yourself by resisting 3 shots from
  the enemy.

  This will defend you against
  3 attacks from the enemy.

  This will defend you against
  5 attacks from the enemy.

General Store:
  So what would you like?

  Thank you very much!
  Are you still looking for
  something?

Inn: Welcome.

  What brings you here today?
     Spend the night
     Adventure Diary
     Nothing

  Your Strength Gauge is
  completely full.
     I will not spend the night.
     I still wish to spend the night!

  I see. Well, please come again.

  Which room would you like?
     Bronze Room 60
     Silver Room 100
     Gold Suite 200

  It's old and battered, but what
  can I say, it's our cheapest room.
     That's where I'll stay!
     No, I've changed my mind.

  It's basically your average room,
  and at a very competitive rate.

  You're in for a night of your life.

  I'll show you to your room.

  I'm terribly sorry to point
  this out, but you do not have
  enough money.

  Good Morning.
  We look forward to seeing you
  again.

  Very well!
  Your game will now be saved
  in the Adventure Diary.

  Please press the [A Button]
  when you are ready.

  (the [B Button] will cancel)

  Your game has been saved
  in the Adventure Diary.

  Please come again.

  I see. Well, please come again.

Gate keeper: Woo-oooooooow!

  The automatic closing device has
  been activated on the gate.
  It will no longer open!

  What the...!
  Something serious is taking place
  at Oedo Castle!

Gate keeper: Well,
    the only way to pass
    this checkpoint...

    ...is to get the Super Pass
    from the Lord.

[Old Man]
  I've come to climb Mt. Fuji...

  The officer told me I could get
  there from around the cornre by
  the fortune teller's.

[Man]
  I worry, I worry so, I worry...

  When something worries you like
  this, the best thing to do is go
  see a fortune teller.

  With the Plasma Power,
  your worries will fade away.

[Sign]
  Fortune teller
           ahead!!

[Sign]
  Mt. Fuji to
           the west!

Chuppy: Aw, I'm tired...
  I just want to hurry up and
  eat, and get to bed, arf!

Chuppy: I'm so tired, arf!

[Man]
  A UFO?

  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

  But, isn't our Chuppy such
  a good dog?

[Plasma Man]
  PLASMA!

Plasma Man:
      Howdy! Welcome to
      the Plasma Fortune Teller.

      I will solve your worries
      for 10 ryo, plasma!
         Ah, yes please.
         No, no thank you.

      Okay,
      well let's get started!!

      Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
      Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
      Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,

      PLASMA!

      If you want to enter Oedo Castle...

      Enter on the left hand side
      when you face this fortune teller.

      That will take you to
      the [Kai Highway] which will
      lead you to Mt. Fuji, plasma!

      Go ahead then,
      worry for the rest of your life,
      plasma.

[Kai Highway]

  [Kai
         Highway]

[System]
  Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

  With three more, your Strength
  Gauge will increase by one!

[Kai's Coffee Shop]

  [Kai's
           Coffee Shop]

Travel Merchant:
  Hey you! You're a traveller!

  How would you like
  a map of Japan to assist
  you on your voyage?

  I'll sell it to you for a discount,
  how about it?
     Yes, I really want it!
     No way! Forget it.

  Awesome! I like the way you said that,
  the enthusiasm!

  I like people like you, here,
  you can have it, no charge!

  All right!
  We'll call this a present to you.

  Receive [Map of Japan]
                free of charge!

  Step outside any building and
  press the START Button, you can
  switch to the map and back
  using the Z Button.

  What kind of way is that to
  talk to someone!
  Unbelievable!

Travel Merchant:
  I hope this trip will be
  a very enjoyable one for you!

[Man]
  Have you heard the least on
  the dancer called Impact?!

  Apparently he's now a big star
  in the U.S.!

  Next he's going to be in a movie!
  He's a model of
  the "American Dream"!

[Woman]
  Recently, there have been
  mechanical robots appearing
  all over the place, attacking
  travellers in their path.

  You should be careful yourself.

[Old Woman]
  How about some of our
  stamina dumplings?

  At 30ryo,
  this will get you motorin'!
     Sure, I'll try some!
     No thanks...

  There you go!
  Enjoy!

  Your Strength Gauge is
  already full.

  Are you sure?
  Well,
  come again when you're hungry.

[Mt. Fuji]

[System]
  The biggest mountain
              Mt. Fuji

[System]
  Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

  With two more, your Strength
  Gauge will increase by one!

[Mt. Fuji]
      Crater

[Mt. Fuji]
      Summit

Mokubei: Wow!
  I'm impressed that you
  made it this far!

  What do you want from me?

     What are you doing here?
     Do you have a good [Pipe]?

Mokubei: I have come to
  the greatest mountain
  in Japan...

  so that I could train to become
  the greatest worker in Japan!

Mokubei: Pipe?
  Let me think...
  well let's see...

  ...YES!!

  I know!

  Take this!

  I'm honoured to hand you my Pipe!
  It attaches to the block with
  the [Star Mark]!

[System]
  Goemon
     receives the [Chain Pipe]!

  With this, it is now possible to
  attach this to the Star Mark and
  across large gaps!

Mokubei: Train yourself well...

  until the girls cheer for
  you saying
  "Oh my! That Pipe of you have is
  so fashionable!"

[Oedo Town]

[System]
  Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

  With one more, your Strength
  Gauge will increase by one!

[Sign]
  [Oedo Castle / Entrance]

  Do you wish to save the game
  in your Adventure Diary?
     Yes
     No

[Oedo Castle]

[Transformed
   Oedo Castle]

[System]
  Without the [Silver Key]
     this door will not open...

  Received the [Silver Key]!

  Received [Mr. Elly Fant]!

  Now you have access to the map
  showing the inside of this castle!

  (Press the START Button,
  and switch tot he map with
  the Z Button)

  Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

  Your Strength Gauge is
     increased by [one]!

  Without the [Gold Key]
     this door will not open...

  Received the [Gold Key]!

  Received [Mr. Arrow]!

  Now, the location of the Boss will
  appear on the map!

Baron: Soooooo!

Baron: I was sure I heard
  something down there.
  Was it you guys?!

Goemon: What the?!
  Well,
  who in the world are you!

Baron: My name is Baron!

Baron: I've come to make
  Oedo Castle a beautiful
  stage!

Goemon: Stage?

Goemon: What would we need
  a stage for?!

Ebisumaru: Goemon,
  this smells like danger
  to me!

Ebisumaru: Why don't we just grab
  this weirdo by the throat...

Ebisumaru: And beat him up a bit.

Baron: Who are you calling weirdo?! (laughs)

Baron: Maybe I'll just have to
  beat you up! (laughs and applause)

[System]
  The King Robot

     CONGO

  Received the [Miracle Moon],
     in the shape of the moon!

Lord: We're safe now,
  thanks to you.

Goemon: Lord, what has become
  of Oedo Castle?

Lord: Suddenly, there was this
  bright light, and next thing
  I know, well, look around
  you.

Ebisumaru: We saw it from
  the outside.

Ebisumaru: The whole castle
  transformed when
  that Peach Beam hit.

Princess Yuki: I remember,
 that strange man was yelling
 something like
 "Instant Stage Beam!"

Ebisumaru: Instant...... What?!

Ebisumaru: That's a strange name... (laughs)

Goemon: By the way,
  where did that weirdo go?!

Princess Yuki: He rushed off
  in an awful hurry.

Lord: I've got a favour to ask
  of you.

Lord: Could you catch the guys
  that did this to Oedo Castle
  for me?

Lord: I beg you!

  You bet! We won't let you down!
  Give me a break...

Lord: I've never heard anything
  so sad in my life...
  of all people...
  Goemon the hero... (laughs)

Lord: I beg you once again...
  Pleeaase!
     Oh well, all right!
     I really don't want to...

Lord: I've never heard anything
  so sad in my life...
  of all people...
  Goemon the hero... (awww)

Goemon: We can't let anyone do
  something like this
  and get away with it.

Lord: Good!
  I knew I could count on you!

Lord: Oh, I almost forgot!
  Take this with you!

Lord: As long as you've got this,
  you will be able to open
  the gate!

[System]
  Goemon and Ebisumaru receive
     a [Super Pass] from the Lord!

Lord: I'm counting on you!

[System]
  Do you wish to save
  the game to this point
  in your Adventure Diary?

Very well. Press the [A Button]
   when you are ready.

[Oedo Town]

[Young Woman]
  I wonder when that bridge to
  Oedo Castle is going to be fixed?

  Maybe I should fix it!

     ...to be continued.

[Merchant]
  I was planning next to go to
  the Northeast Region,
  just [East] of [Musashi],

  but someone left
  a metal chest in the middle
  of the road...

  making it impossible to pass!

[Guard]
  Maybe I should compete against
  Mokubei the Chain Pipe maker,
  and open up a "Chain Store".

[Young Man]
  SHUT UP!

  Edo people are only interested
  in festivals and fights!

[Young Man]
  Auggghhhhh!

  To master the art of
  swordmanship, I must first cut
  something with a sword!

  I want to cut! Want to cut!
  Wanna cut! Wanna cut!
  Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

[Boy]
  When I grow up,
  I'm going to be an officer and
  catch all the bad guys!

  But I don't want to be
  the one to get caught.

[Old Man]
  I'm in love with
  this Thunder Gate!

  Why don't we start a society for
  the Thunder Gate!

[Man]
  That's right, when my business is
  in the dumps, the first thing I do
  is go see the fortune teller.

  So when you don't know what
  to do, go see the fortune teller.

[Old Man]
  My dream has been to get to
  the top of Mt. Fuji and eat
  rice balls with 100 friends.

[Man]
  Chuppy loves going for walks!
  Like now,
  he'll just keep on walking!

[Plasma Man]
  As you leave the gate,
  take the West tunnel to [Iga],
  plasma!

  You shall met
  the [Wise Man] there!

[Man]
  It's too bad that Mokubei's
  Pipe shop is no longer here...

  so who can we see about UFO?

[Young Man]
  Whaaaat!
  Now a huge melon just flew in!

  ...now,
  just imagination playing tricks!

[Messenger]
  Hi!
  Are you keeping save in
  your Adventure Diary?

  I'm not going to be able to help
  you if you forget to save
  things in your Adventure Diary.

[Man]
  Hmm,
  I wonder where that UFO went...

  Aww! Just as the camera's ready and
  I larn that Peach Alien language,
  and they're gone!

  Tooooo bad!

[Dog]
  I've always hated UFO...
  and carrots, arf.

[Woman]
  This is where the real game
  begins.
  Make sure you have your items,
  and the best of luck!

[Girl]
  I'm not interested in
  Flying Peaches!
  I want something more funky
  and exciting!

[Woman]
  Well, at least things have
  calmed down.

  The new person can now move
  in without any worry.

[Girl]
  I heard from Princess Yuki
  that something strange is
  happening at Oedo Castle...

  I just have to see
  the dumplings running up and down
  the hallway!

  But I wonder
  if they can be eaten?

[Boy]
  The aliens have gone!
     The aliens have gone!

[Man]
  My cousin who lives two houses
  down takes care of cleaning
  the house next door.

  Someone new is moving into
  the empty house next door.

  The house next door will
  eventually...

  Well,
  I'll leave that for later!

[Old Man]
  Are you out of your mind?

  I have never eaten a UFO
  before...

[Young Girl]
  Y-y-you saw a U...U...UFO!

  Aw!
  I should have gone to see it!

  Oh no!
  What a drag!

[Old Woman]
  The Lord and Princess Yuki were
  both at Goemon's house!
  I couldn't believe it!

Lord: Sorry to put you
  through this trouble...

  But until this incident is resolved,
  I will be stayin at your place,
  Goemon.

  Don't worry,
  I'll do the dishes.

Princess Yuki:
  Living in the real world
  is so exciting!

  And the dumplings at
  the Coffee shop are so delicious...

  I should get the recipe for
  those dumplings!

[Fat Man]
  Once you complete a section,
  the people of the towns and
  villages might have something
  different to say.

  Don't think that just because
  you talked to someone once,
  you won't have to again...

  Try talking to them several times!

Gate keeper: Oh my god!

  This is the Lord's Super Pass!

  With this, the gate will open!

Gate keeper: Wait a minute!

  That's the Lord's Super Pass!

  As long as you have it,
  you can open the gate!

Gate keeper: That's it for us!

  If only the title to this game
  was "Starring Gate keeper"
  rather than "Starring Goemon".

  Then, we'd have a lot more fun!
  Awww!

Gate keeper: We'll
  just keep standing here
  until you clear the game.

  ...
  ...kinda painful...

  ...
  ...kinda depressing...

[Musashi]

[Musashi]

[Tunnel]

[Shinano -
          Iga]

Goemon: Oh my... !

Goemon: See this?

Goemon: It's the Triton Shell
  that summons
  Gigantic Robot "Impact"!!
  Wise Man had it...

Goemon: ...and so is this rubble
  all that remains of
  Wise Man's house?!

[Baron]
  Hey man!
  What are you doing here!

Goemon: Oh my god!
  You're the weirdo from
  Oedo Castle!

Goemon: Not only Oedo Castle but
  now the Wise Man's home...
  how senseless can you be!

Goemon: You...
  you WEIRDO!

Baron: You keep calling me weirdo... (laughs)

Baron: It's not nice to call
  people names!
  I'm going to crush you
  with my robot!

Goemon: You coward!
  I'm not letting you
  get away this time!

[Impact Song]

  Dash! Dash! Dash!

  The burning sun,
     gleaming on my shoulders

  Here we go, start,
     the machine comes alive

  I am machinery,
     I am a metal being! (Hey)

  Jump out onto the sky,
     steel spirit

  (Let's go!)

  Breakdown!

  And with all my might,
  power to the highest limit,
     Super Punch!

  I am the best,
     yes, Impact

  Dash! Dash! Dash!

[Battle]
  Wartime Kabuki Robot

  KASHIWAGI

Impact: Well,
  I have to get going,
  we're filming a movie...

Impact: First I have to get
  to America!

Impact: If you need me again,
  call me!

[Zazen Town]

[Yamashiro /
     Zazen Town]

Yae: So it was you guys!

Goemon: Yae!!

Goemon: Wha-what are you
  doing here?

Yae: I was following that
  Peach-shaped UFO.

Ebisumaru: Just as
  I suspected!

Ebisumaru: That UFO has
  something to do with
  what's happening,
  doesn't it?

Yae: Yes, definitely...

Narrator: In order to defend
  the peace of Japan,
  Secret Ninja Agent Yae...

Narrator: ...has begun to
  investigate the strange
  occurrences happening
  throughout Japan.

Narrator: They are thought
  to be caused by
  the Mysterious Flake Gang.

Goemon: And did you find anything
  out about the Flake Gang?

Yae: Well, all I found out was...

Yae: ...that there are several
  members,

Yae: who call themselves the
  [Peach Mountain Shoguns].

Ebisumaru: Peach Mountain?

Goemon: Huh!
  I don't care if we're
  talking Peach Mountain or...

Goemon: Chestnut Mountain...

Goemon: ...or even
  a Pear Mountain. (laughs)

Goemon: They'd better be
  ready 'cause I'm gonna
  kick their butts!

Yae: It looks like our
  objectives are the same.

Ebisumaru: Wow!
  Then we can go together
  on our adventures!

Yae: Yes, I guess you're right.

[System]
  Secret Ninja Agent
     [Yae] becomes an ally!

[Man]
  This is the Zazen Town of
  [Yamashiro]!

  It's a very old and
  historical town!

[Dog]
  This is the Kansai Region, arf!

  Impressive!
  While playing this game,
  you can also become an expert
  in Japanese geography, arf!

[Woman]
  I wonder where Yoshi went...?
  He's always en determined
  to become a great dancer.

[Old Man]
  One by one, kids with dancing
  talent have been kidnapped in
  the Shikoku Region.

  I'd better save them with
  my Secret Powers!

  On second thought, now,
  my back's been bothering me.

[Woman]
  [Benkei] is sitting on
  Gojo Ohashi Bridge, not allowing
  anyone to get through...

  He'll let them through once
  he's taken everything and
  added to his collection.

[Messenger]
  Wooo-ooooooooooooww...!

  I, I saw it!!

  It was, like, uh, a huge long
  thing flying across the sky!!

  Children in this area are
  being kidnapped.
  What has this world come to...?x

[Sign]
  [Straight ahead:
     Gojo Ohashi Bridge]

[Sign]
  [Corridor: Shopping District]

Benkei: Hey!
  Stop, stop right there!

  If you want to get by here,
  hand over the treasure you have!

  Well come on,
  what is it going to be?
     I'll take a different route...
     I have no treasure with me...

  Haw, haw, haw!

     You coward!

  What?
  You poverty-stricken good
  for nothing!

Benkei: So you're back again!

  I have no interest in seeing you!
  Go home! Go home!!

[Merchant]
  There is a door that leads to
  [Bizen], located in
  the Chugoku Region, west of here...

  Apparently, some kid was fooling
  around, and did something to
  the door so that it wouldn't open!

  It's a real problem!

[Ushiwaka]
  What?
  Whaddya want?
     Who are you?
     Do you know Benkei?

  You've got a nerve asking me
  who I am!
  You don't recognize me?

  I'm only telling you once,
  keep your ears wide open!

  I'm Ushiwaka,
  the best-looking knight in
  the world!
  Now remember that!

  Of course I do!
  He's like a follower to me!

  Wait a sec...

  I bet you're tryin to get across
  the Gojo Ohashi Bridge
  that Benkei's blocking.

  Am I right?
     Uh, well, yes.
     Uh, no, not at all...

  Well, why didn't you tell me in
  the first place?

  Just do me a favour, and I'll
  tell you how to deal with Benkei!
  Well, whaddya say?

  Will you do me a favour?
     Well, all right.
     No way!

  Then it's decided!

  Okay, [Catch] me some fish from
  the Duck Creek!

  First catch [Three] [Blue Fish]!

  Is that so...
  In that case, you're in the way!
  Scram!!

[Ushiwaka]
  Hurry up and
  get me those three [Blue Fish]!

[Sign]
  [This is my property
        / Ushiwaka]

[System]
  Caught a [Blue Fish]!

  This is not a [Blue Fish]...

  Caught three [Blue Fish]!

[Ushiwaka]
  You did it!

  Okay, next get me
     [Five] [Yellow Fish]!

  Hurry up and
  get me those five [Yellow Fish]!

[System]
  Caught a [Yellow Fish]!

  This is not a [Yellow Fish]...

  Caught five [Yellow Fish]!

[Ushiwaka]
  Pretty good!

  Okay, this is the last!
     Get me [Eight] [Red Fish]!

 Hurry up and
     get me those eight [Red Fish]!

[System]
  Caught a [Red Fish]!

  This is not a [Red Fish]...

  Caught eight [Red Fish]!

[Ushiwaka]
  All right, you did it!

  With all this fish,
  I won't go hungry for some time!

  Well, as I promised...

  Throw this at Benkei!

  I'm sure he'll move to the aside.

[Goemon and allies
        receive an [Achilles' heel]!

[Ushiwaka]
  My dream is to sit back, relax,
  an have no worries for
  the rest of my life.

Chiyomaru: These are the upper
  reaches of Duck Creek, woof!

  IF you go down the Creek,
  you'll reach Midstream,
  and then a little further is
  Downstream, woof!

  Which would mean that since
  I'm here, I must be up the Creek
  without a paddle!! Woof!

[Man]
  [Benkei], who you'll find at
  the Gojo Ohashi Bridge,
  is a treasure maniac!

  He waits at the bridge on
  the lookout for rare treasurs
  carried by people!

[Boy]
  My mom tells me not to go outside
  because kids are being kidnapped...

  But I'm a big boy now!

  There's nothing I can't handle!

[Young Man]
  There are all kinds of things
  to eat in each part of Japan.

  it's not a bad idea to visit
  different areas just to feast
  on the great food.

[Woman]
  There's just one person in
  this town...

  Who has crossed
  the Gojo Ohashi Bridge without
  handing anything to Benkei...

  His [face] is pretty
  good-looking, but when it
  comes to his [personality]...

[Sign]
  [Straight ahead:
     Chugoku Region]

[Sign]
  [Golden Temple /
           Entrance]

[Sign]
  [Straight ahead:
     Mt. Nyoigatake]

Priest: Hey you!
  Traveller!

  You were lead to this
  Golden Temple, why not listen to
  my sermon while you're here.

  I'll also include a [Song] and
  [Autograph Session]!

[Sign]
  [Mt. Nyoigatake /
       sidewalk]

[Young Man]
  This is the way to Mt. Nyoigatake!

  Stp aside, step aside I say!
  Step aside, step aside,
  you're in the way, move!
  You're still not needed yet.

General Store: Welcome.
  What would you like?
     Sombrero 50
     Metal Helmet 150
     Metal Armour 200

Inn: What are you here for today?
  Spend the night
  Adventure Diary
  Nothing

  I see. Well, see you again.

  So, which room do you want to
  stay in?

General Store: Welcome!
  What would you like?

[Old Woman]
  Sorry, but this is no store...

  But visit all kinds of places and
  listen to what people have to say,
  then I'm sure good things will
  happen!

Restaurant: Welcome!
  What can I get you?
     Rice Crackers 15
     Sauced Dumplings 25
     Hot Tofu 45

  There's nothing like the taste of
  soy sauce on these crackers!

  Even the deer of Yamato love
  these crackers!

  Hot and tender, straight off
  the grill!

  The octopus pieces in our
  dumplings are huge!

  It's got that smooth
  upper class taste!

  It's very hot, be careful.

Restaurant: So, have you decided
  what you want?

[Guard]
  I hear there are guys using
  Gigantic Robots to attack
  towns and villages.

  You're not those guys,
  are you?!

[Plasma Man]
  Cross the Gojo Ohashi Bridge,
  and pass through [Yamato] and
  [Kii - Awaji] to get to
  Shikoku Region, plasma!

[Yamato]

[Yamato]

[Sign]
  [Yamato / Shrine]

[Yamato]
   Turtle Stone
      Bamboo Forest

[Signs]
  [Turtle Power of the East]
     The magical red gate shall take
     you to a new land...

  [Turtle Power of the South]
     The Lucky Cat will drop into
     your lap...

  [Turtle Power of the West]
     Money makes the world go 'round.
     It will eventually come to you
     as well...

  [Turtle Power of the North]
     The key to the closed out
     Yamato's Shrine is...


Benkei: Hey! You over there!
  If you want to cross
  this bridge...

  UGH!

  I can see in your eyes,
  you want to fight!

  Very well!
  However, if you lose...

  I will blast you far, far away!

Narrator: Well, well!
  It's a fight with Benkei!

Narrator: Look for the instant
  Benkei reaches the ground
  when jumping...

Narrator: ...and throw the Achilles'
  heel at him three times
  within the time limit.

Narrator: The item can be
  thrown by pressing
  the [B Button].

Benkei: Then,
  We shall begin!

Narrator: Ever since
  the Achilles' heel
  was thrown at Benkei...

Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant
  to be the weak point of
  someone.

Ebisumaru: There's something fishy
  about that story... (laughs)

Benkei: Aaaaaaaaaah...
  to be defeated in the same
  manner as I was by
  Ushiwaka...

  Please, I beg you!
  Don't tell anyone that I lost,
  please...

  I'll let you pass the bridge at
  will, and I'll give you something
  from my collection...

Goemon: Which is?

Ebisumaru: Wow, wow!
  It's our friend, Sasuke!

Narrator: What Benkei pulled out
  was...

Narrator: ...all stiff,
  [batteries]
  almost falling out...

Narrator: It was none other than
  the Mechanical Ninja,
  Sasuke!

Yae: Where did you get this?!

Benkei: It came falling from
  the sky just the other day.

Goemon: I wonder if it has anything
  to do with the explosion
  at the Wise Man's house...

Benkei: Well, in any case,
  don't tell a single soul
  that I lost!

[System]
  Goemon and allies receive
  the Mechanical Ninja [Sasuke].

Benkei: You can cross an time
  you wish!
  Go right ahead!

[Yamato]

[Yamato]

[Yamato}
   Turtle Stone
      Bamboo Forest

[Signs]
  [Turtle Power of the East]
     The magical red gate shall take
     you to a new land...

  [Turtle Power of the South]
     The Lucky Cat will drop into
     your lap...

  [Turtle Power of the West]
     Money makes the world go 'round.
     It will eventually come to you
     as well...

  [Turtle Power of the North]
     The key to the closed out
     Yamato's Shrine is...

[Yamato /
        Shrine]

[Yamato]
   Bamboo Forest

[Kii -
       Awaji Island]

[Sign]
  [You are at
     the Husband and Wife Rocks]

[Marker]
  [Road Directions]
     To the North is Yamato.
     To the West is Shikoku.

[Kii's Coffee Shop]

[Kii's
   Coffee Shop]

[Old Man]
  I have been studying long and
  hard about Turtle Stones,

  but there's one thing that's
  always bothered me.

  Why are they Turtle Stones?!
  ...

  Why not, like, Rabbit Stones?!

[Young Woman]
  The Tourist Center at Awaji
  Island will instantly transfer
  you to a place far away!

  That's what you call
     "Instant Pleasure".

  Get it?! Oh dear.

[Messenger]
  It's when I come across
  a coffee shop that I feel
  most relieved!

  Don't you agree?

[Fat Woman]
  Hmm...

  The air conditioner is on...

  and you don't have to ask for
  things...

  This is the best place for
  a quick rest.

[Woman]
  This is the Oedo Tourist Center
     Awaji Island Branch!

  We will carry you to [Shikoku] at
  once with our proud dragon!!

  ...is what we really want to say.

  Our proud dragon has
  suddenly gone wild
  and cannot carry you now...

  Can someone do something about
  this?
     May I help you?
     It's none of my businese!!

  Wow, really!!
  That's great!!

  OK, hop on the back of
  the dragon!
  Enter this machine!!

  That's right...
  Maybe you weren't meant for this...

  Can you tame the dragon to
  make it what it used to be?
     Trust me.
     I don't want to do this...

[On the Dragon]

Goemon: What is it, wha..?!

Yae: Do you suppose
  that machine...?

[Colon]
  Ah-ah!
  Ah, ah...Test...testing, testing!

  Ahem...

     Well now...

  Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  You're absolutely right!

  We kidnapped kids with dancing
  talents using this Dragon!

  I, the mighty Colon,
  am so, so smart!

Goemon: Might you be one of the...
  Peach Mountain guys?!

[Colon]
  My, my, my, my, my! (laughs)

  How do you know about us?!

  Ooooh!

  I get it!
  You must be the annoying clowns
  Baron was talking about!

Ebisumaru: Annoying clowns?
  What? (laughs)

[Colon]
  Anyway,
  I'm going to beat you all up!

  Control Machine!

     Go get 'em!

[Kompira Mountain]

[Sanuki]
   Kompira Mountain

Koryuta: What's going on?!

Goemon: W-was that you?
  That Dragon?

Koryuta: Yes... It was me...
  My name is Koryuta...

Koryuta: Wha... what's been
  going on all this time?

Narrator: Yes, Dragon, who had
  been hypnotized by
  the Peach Mountain,

Narrator: ...was actually none
  other than Koryuta,
  the son of
  the Dragon God!

Narrator: Goemon and allies
  explained everything
  to Koryuta.

Koryuta: Oh no!

Koryuta: So you're telling me that
  I was the one out there
  kidnapping kids all over
  the place.

Koryuta: I don't know if I can
  recover from this...

Koryuta: I'm a bad guy...

Koryuta: A villain...

Koryuta: A criminal...
  A demon...
  A devil, right?

Goemon: Calm down, calm down! (laughs)

Yae: You were hypnotized,
  there's nothing you
  could've done about it...

Koryuta: But still...

Yae: By the way, don't you
  remember anything that
  happened?

Yae: Like, where did you take
  the children?

Koryuta: ...Hmmm...
  ...
  Ah...

Koryuta:
  YES!

Koryuta: That's right!
  The hot springs...

Yae: Hot springs?

Koryuta: I reember going to
  the Dogo Hot Springs,
  just west at [Iyo].

Ebisumaru: The Dogo Hot Springs?
  That's a popular spot.

Goemon: Koryuta, you must return
  to being just a tourist
  as soon as you
  possibly can!

Goemon: I will rescue the children
  myself!

Koryuta: Really?
  Thank you very much!

Koryuta: Oh!
  Here's something!
  Please take this!

Goemon: What is this flute?

Koryuta: At any time,
  or any place
  you play that flute,

Koryuta: I will arrive right
  by your side in Dragon
  form!

Koryuta: I will take you to any
  town, village, coffee shop
  or castle you've been to!

Goemon: That would help
  tremendously!
  But, I have no idea how
  to play the flute...

Yae: I know how to play
  the flute.

Ebisumaru: Me too!

Goemon: Okay then, Yae,
  I'll hand this flute
  to you!

Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs)

[System]
  Yae receives
     [Koryuta's flute]!

  With this, you can fly to any
  location you've been to before!

  (This feature can be cancelled by
  pressing the [B Button] before
  the flute stops playing)

Koryuta: Oh! I nearly forgot!
  Inside a building
  such as a castle or
  store...

Koryuta: ...I won't be able to hear
  the flute, so make sure
  you're outside when you
  play it!

Koryuta: Well, I must be going!

[Sign]
  [Sanuki /
     Kompira Mountain]
        Entrance

[Kompira Mountain
   Second Block]

[Kompira Mountain
   Third Block]

[Kompira Coffee Shop]

[Kompira's
   Coffee shop]

[Merchant]
  I never imagined the stairs
  leading to Mt. Kompira would be
  this long.

  I'm never going up or down
  these stairs again!

[Old Man]
  The youngsters over there will
  likely experience the same destiny
  as myself, a resident of here for
  many, many years.

[Young Woman]
  What's that thing moving
  about the stairs?!

  Wow!
  That's so dangerous!

[Kompira Mountain
   Fourth Block]

[Kompira Mountain
   Grounds]

[Sign]
  Welcome!
     Kompira Shrine

[Monk]
  It's Kompira!
     Not Campari!

  ...

  ...
  ...

  Well, that's beside the point,
  put [5 ryo] into the offertory
  chest at the shrine!

  If you do this,
  you will receive help from God!

  Oh, you've come to
  ask me again?

  Okay, one more time.
  Put [5 ryo] into the chest at
  the shrine!

  Then God will...

  ...

  Why should I have to repeat myself?

[Young Man]
  I've got a really gloomy past,
  you see.

  Drifting for years,
  I've finally come to this place,
  you see.

  ...
  ...

  Does that make me a nihilist?

God of Money:
  Yes, I have hereby received
  your Medal of Justice!

[System]
  Goemon receives
     the [Medal of Flames]!

  By continuously holding down
  the B Button and then letting go...

  a powerful medal surronded by
  flames will be thrown!
  (The torch can also be lit
     by using this)

God of Money:
  I'm not giving you
  anything else...

[Monk]
  Life itself is luck!

  Whether you have good luck or
  bad luck all depends on how much
  you put your heart into something!

  But, frankly, your luck really
  has nothing to do with me.

[Folkypoke Village]

[Awa /
   Folkypoke Village]

[Woman]
  This is the Folkypoke Village
  of [Awa].

  The village is famous for
  folk dancing!
     A one, a two,
        a one, two, three, four!

[Man]
  The God of Money is enshrined
  in Kompira Mountain of [Sanuki].

  If the money is used for good,
  the God of Money will help.

[Plasma Man]
  You cannot just simply enter
  the Dogo Hot Springs of [Iyo].

  You must first obtain information
  from the [Iyo's Coffee Shop] at
  Dogo Hot Springs, plasma!

  Also, it wuld be a good idea to
  first go to [Mt. Kompira] to
  worship, plasma.

Restaurant: Welcome!
  What would you like to eat?
     Oranges 15
     Noodles 25
     Fresh Bonito 45

  Fresh and natural,
  with no chemical additives!

  Sweet and juicy!

  A perfect harmony of
  noodles and soup!

  There's nothing like a nice
  hot bowl of noodles!

  Very fresh and very tender,
  delicious!

  We just caught it this morning!

Restaurant: So, what are you having?

[Man]
  Kids get kidnapped,
  Dragons fly the skies...

  how am I supposed to
  concentrate on raising my crops?

[Old Man]
  Let me tell you something!

  That blue dragon is really
  a very kind and gentle fellow.

[Man]
  Will someone please look for
  the children...

  because for the person that
  finds the children, I've got
  a fantastic reward!

[Woman]
  Dragons are those mythical
  creatures that come out
  in fantasy stories, right?

  Do they really blow fire from
  their mouths?

[Old Woman]
  My skin is so smooth and
  gentle...

  ...that they may mistake me
  for a child, and try to
  kidnap me!

[Fat Man]
  The village is, as you can see,
  not in great shape.
  The Folk dance Championship will
  likely be canceled.

  I have to eat to until I forget
  this tragedy...sigh...

[Boy]
  I'm the only kid left in
  this village,

  ...so in order not to be
  kidnapped by the dragon,
  I use this fake beard...

  Oh no!

  I forgot to bring it!

[Dog]
  I want to go to
  the Dogo Hot Springs of [Iyo],
  west of here, arf!

  But I wouldnt be able to get
  in since it's been closed for
  a very long time, arf!

[Woman]
  Every single day...
  a dragon flies above the village.

  He makes this really scary
  "Gyoow!" sound, like my father.

[Man]
  The childreN of this village
  have been kidnapped by
  this large blue dragon!

[Woman]
  When you pass the village gate,
  youwill get to Kompira Mountain
  of [Sanuki].

  Unless you pay a visit to
  the shrine at Kompira Mountain,
  the children may never return.

[Priest]
  I hate airplanes and
  that's why I chose to be
  transferred at the Tourist Center...

  That was no transfer!

  It was heck of a lot more
  horrifying than airplanes!!

[Woman]
  Welcome!
  This is the Oedo Tourist Center
  Awa Branch!

  We can transfer you to
  the Tourist 8Center of Awaji Island
  from here.

  It will cost you 10 ryo.
  Do you want to be transferred?
     Yes, please.
     Not now.

  Okay, we will transfer you to
  Awaji Island in a moment.

  OK, we await your next visit.

[Kii - Awaji]

[Oedo Tourist Center
  Awaji Island Branch]
  Welcome to Awaji Island!

  We await your next visit.

[Woman]
  Thanks to you,
  the Tourist Center can resume
  it's business!

  Well, bye now!
  ...

  Welcome!
  This is Oedo Tourist Center
  Awaji Island Branch!

  We can transfer you to
  the Tourist Center of Awa from
  here.

  Okay, we will transfer you to
  Awa in a moment.

[Folkypoke Village]

[Oedo Tourist Center Awa Branch]
  Welcome to Awa, Shikoku.

  We await your next visit.

[Man]
  My son Furitaro, who was
  kidnapped by the dragon,
  is the folk dancing champion!

  With his singing and dancing,
  Furitaro is sure to become
  the village hero of the future!

  Won't someone try to find him?

John: The secret device is
  activated by lighting the torch
  of the red Dharma, arf...

  ...Hey!

  Why am I saying something
  that sounds important, arf...?

General Store: Welcome
  What are you in need of today?
     Plain Rice Balls 50
     Plum Rice Balls 120
     Surprise Pack 500

  The Remaining Playres will
  increase by 1.

[Tosa]

[Tosa]

[Sign]
  [Vine Bridge]
  Caution!
  Cross very quietly!

[Iyo]

[Iyo]

[Sign]
  [Turn left here for
  Dogo Hot Springs]

[System]
  The door to the Dogo Hot Springs
  is closed tight...

[Iyo Coffee Shop]

[Iyo's Coffee Shop]

[Young Man]
  I've seen this huge draogn flying
  around lately!

  Be careful
  if you don't want to be eaten!

[Old Man]
  On the left hand side of the door
  leading to the Dogo Hot Springs
  of [Iyo], there is a small hole!

  I'd expect only a dwarf could
  enter a hole that small.

[Traveler]
  I've come here to bathe in
  the famous Hot Springs,
  but it's been closed
  for the longest time...

  ...

  Phewey,
  I'm really starting to stink...

[Woman]
  You may not believe me,
  but I saw a dwarf in
  [Zazen Town]!

  He was kinda cool lookin',
  but also looked real mean!

[Zazen Town]

[Dog]
  Have you heard the one
  about the mysterious sweets?
     Yes
     No

  Good for you.

  Neither have I.

[Woman]
  Now Mr. Ushiwaka is gone...

  And he's not even a kid.
  I wonder why he's missing?

[Old Man]
  Even with my Super Eyes,
  I have not seen Ushiwaka
  recently.

[Messenger]
  Wooo-oooooooooooowww...!!

  I, I saw it again!!

  Smaller things wandering in
  the Duck Creek!

[Woman]
  I haven't seen Ushiwaka
  recently.

[Woman]
  You knowthe Sweets the
  priest of the Golden Temple
  kept in the cupboard?

  He says that they've been
  disappearing.

Benkei: I've seen strange things
  recently...

  What?
  You ask me what I see?

  Well it's a much, much smaller
  Ushiwaka!

[Ushiwaka]
  Hey! Long time no see!

  I'm Ushiwaka!

Goemon: Gasp! What happened?
  Why are you so small?!

Ushiwaka: Let me tell you.

  Those Sweets at
  the Golden Temple...

  Well if you eat eight in a row,
  there's a strange power that
  makes you shrink!

  If for any reason you want to
  shrink, go to the Golden Temple!
  I'll be there waiting for you.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
  I may look like a dog,
  but actually...

  ...

  Hee, hee, that's a secret, arf!

[Boy]
  The priest of
  the Golden Temple likes to make
  sweets!

  He sings, he dances, he makes
  sweets, and he preaches...
  He's a well-rounded priest!

[Young Man]
  What do you like, lad?

  Next time youd rop by,
  remind me to recommend
  some wonderful food.

[Young Woman]
  If only Mr. Ushiwaka were
  less stingy,
  he'd be a popular man...

[Man]
  Are you looking for the dwarfs?

  Wel, dwarfs are small,
  so they may be difficult to find...

  Look! Loooook!

  Right there!
  That's you're stepping on!
  That's...

  ...
  ...

  My foot!

[Plasma Man]
  With the secret training at
  the [Golden Temple] in
  Zazen Town, you could also
  become smaller, plasma!

[Guard]
  I've heard that people have
  recently seen dwarfs...

  But I don't plan on looking
  into anything other than
  Gigantic Robots!

Ushiwaka:
  It wouldn't be for you...

  It's got to be someone with
  a big nose and thread of eyes.

Ushiwaka: You made it!

  Narrator, please explain!

Narrator: My pleasure!

Narrator: the sweets in
  the cupboard at
  the Temple... will start
  falling from above!

Narrator: If you catch eight
  sweets before the time
  is up...

Narrator: you will be able to use
  magical powers to make
  you shrink!

Narrator: However,
  if you're seen catching
  these sweets...

Narrator: ...something terrible
  will happen!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
  Go!

Ushiwaka: Looks like you failed.
  You wanna try again?
     Absolutely!
     I need to rest a little.

  Is that so...
  In that case,
  come back when you're ready!

Ushiwaka: You've returned to
  give it another shot?
     You bet.
     Well, not quite...

  That's what I wanna hear!
  That's the spirit!

Ushiwaka: Way to go!
  Now you can shrink
  as you wish!

[System]
  Ebisumaru obtains
     the [Mini-Ebisumaru] magic powers!

  The powers will allow you to
  shrink and get through
  small holes and narrow roads!

  However, remember that while
  using the Mini-Ebisu powers,
  you will not be able to attack!

Ushiwaka: When you're smaller,
  you don't need to
  eat as much,

  and a room can seem so large,
  that even a bachelor pad will
  look like a castle!

[Plasma Man]
  By making your body smaller,
  you could enter Dogo Hot Springs
  of [Iyo] by sneaking through
  the small hole, plasma!

[Dogo Hot Springs]

[Iyo 2]

[Sign]
  Peach Mountain Shoguns
     [Ghost Toys Castle]

[System]
  Unless you turn the [Power] on,
  the Crane Game will not operate.

[System]
  Received a [Golden Fortune Doll]!
  Automatically, your Strength Gauge
  is increased by one!

[System]
  The [Power] to the Crane Game
  has been turned on!

[System]
  Step on the [Button] of
  the [Crane Game Controls] to
  move the crane!

[System]
  Ebisumaru receives
     the [Windup Camera]!

  By continuously holding down
  the B Button and then letting go...
  a light wlil shine...

  allowing you to see items
  you would not normally see or
  hidden items!
     (Even ghosts will appear)

[System]
  When a picture of the floor of
  this room is taken with a camera...

[System]
  Without the [Diamond Key]
     this door will not open...

[System]
  Received the [Diamond Key]!

[Sign]
  Find the Dharmanyo's weak point
     using the Windup Camera!

[System]
  The Surrender Robot
     DHARUMANYO

[System]
  Received the [Miracle Flower],
     in the shape of a flower!

Colon: Boo hoo!
  He beat me up!!

Colon: I was only giving the kids
  a lesson in
  Peach Mountain Dancing!

Mystery man:
  Ha, ha, ha, ha,
  ha, ha, ha, ha...

Mystery man:
  Colon,
  your plan did not work,
  did it!

Goemon: Who are you?!

Mystery man: Aha!

Mystery man: I'm the leader of
  the Peach Mountain
  Shoguns!

Mystery man: In the fresh
  spring breeze, sha, la, la,
  I come alive! La, la...

Mystery man: These beautiful
  visions appear before
  my eyes, la, la...

Mystery man: Yes!

Mystery man: I am... you know
  I am... the one they call...

  Spring Breeze Dancin'!

Ebisumaru: What an intro... (laughs)

Goemon: Hey, you...
  what's your face,
  Dancin' something or
  whatever!

Goemon: What do you have up
  your sleeves?!

Dancin': Up my sleeves?

Dancin': You mean...
  like my armpits? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: We're not talking
  about that kinda sleeve... (Oooh...)

Dancin': Pretty sharp, Antonio,
  you caught on to my joke!

Ebisumaru: Antonio?
  Who's Antonio?

Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose
  a name for you himself
  if he feels it suits
  the person.

Yae: You can't just... (laughs)

Dancin': Colon!
  We're done with this place!

Dancin': We've got to prepare for
  our next plan.
  Return at once!

Colon: Yes sir!!

Dancin': Bye for now, Fernandez!
  We shall meet again!

Goemon: Wait a minute...
  who's Fernandez? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: He was looking at you
  when he said it... (laughs)

Colon: Remember!
  I will not let you get
  in the way of...

Colon: Our Great Stage Plan!

Goemon: What's
  a Gorilla Steak Plan?

Colon: That's not what I said!
  It's the Great Stage Plan!

Colon: Anyway! Don't come to
  the Chugoku Region
  no matter what! (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Oh no!
  He's getting away again
  by spinning himself!

Yae: Yes... but first...

Yae: ...we must focus on getting
  to the Chugoku Region!

[Folkypoke Village]

John: Don't let my appearance
  deceive you...

  I was the first
  folk dancing Champion, arf...

  ...Hey!

  Why am I saying something
  that is not important, arf...?

[Man]
  '''Furitaro''' has returned!
  We can once again form a dance
  pair and dance the night away!

Furitaro: My dad was in
  last year's folk dance
  championship...

  ...where he tried to dance
  like Jichael Mackson!

  But it looked more to me
  like some old rain dance...

[Girl]
  I was forced to see
  the weirdo's dance ever single
  day...

  Awake or asleep,
  it was the weirdo dance,
  weirdo dance, weirdo dance...

  It's driving me nuts!

[Man]
  Hey you guys!
  You got something from
  the God of Money?!

  Boy, I envy you!

[Plasma Man]
  The Chugoku Region to the West
  of Zazen Town in the caves of
  Akiyoshidai found in this region,
  you will find a cracked door

  To open this door, you must
  revive [Sasuke], for his expertise
  in the use of bombs, plasma!

  It is time to resurrect [Sasuke],
  the Mechanical Ninja, plasma!

[Man]
  I no longer have an excuse to
  slack off...

[Old Man]
  I know the true identity of
  that blue dragon...

  ...

  The true identity?!

  Anybody who knows can write
  the answer on a piece of paper
  and send it to my attention.

  The first ten people will
  receive draogn souvenirs
  from myself!
  ...Just kidding!

[Girl]
  Guess what...
  Ever since I was caught by
  the Flake Gang...

  I feel the "Dancer" within me
  in a big way.

  Wow!

[Boy]
  Aww! As soon as I get back,
  I'm supposed to help out with
  the farm.

  It was better with the weirdos
  dancing that weird dance.

[Man]
  The children have returned!
  That's great, oh boy!...

  What?
  Oh the reward for saving
  the children?

  Ah, oh, okay, here goes,
  I'll give you a big kiss...

  S...Sssmak!!!

[Woman]
  Well, I wonder if all dragons
  shout "AChooooo!!" like a famous
  Kung Fu star did in the movie?

[Boy]
  I'm finally back!

  But that weirdo was talking
  about going to
  the Chugoku Region next for
  their "Big Plan to Stay Put"!

  Now the kids in
  the Chugoku Region are in
  trouble!

[Boy]
  We were taught a strange dance,
  a type of folk dance with lots of
  hip movement.

[Dog]
  This is what the children
  tell me, but there seems to be
  another castle of the Flakes
  in the Chugoku Region, arf!

[Girl]
  If you're going to dance anyway,
  dance the folk dance.

  If this place is called
  the Hercules Goliath Beetle...

  So does that make the folkd ance here
  the Hercules Goliath Bettle
  folk dance?

[Boy]
  All my friends are back, and
  we can play together again.

[Old Woman]
  You can't find anyone with
  smoother, fresher-looking
  skin...

  ...

  ...that's insulting...
  but I can't be bothered by
  that, I'll focus on my work!

[Fat Man]
  Yes, yes, yeeeesss!

  If we can get the village rebuilt
  in time, we can have
  the folk dance championship!

  We gotta get ready for the feast!

[Man]
  Apparently the dragon was
  controlled by the bad guys.

  I myself would love to control
  the dragon to plant my crops.

[Woman]
  The children have reteurned,
  and the village is back to
  normal.

  This is all because you
  paid a visit to Kompira Mountain.

[Zazen Town]
  Don't kid me, we're not like
  humans, being in a different
  region is not going to change
  the way I speak, arf!

[Woman]
  Yoshi didn't want to be
  a great dancer!

  He wanted to be the best
  bartender who could always give
  a comeback to lame jokes.

  They've got the wrong kid!

[Old Man]
  I got this information using
  my Super Ears...

  The kidnapping case in
  the Shikoku Region has been
  solved!

[Woman]
  That's odd, Benkei's been
  letting me pass without
  taking anything.

  I wonder why...?
  Maybe he's got a crush on me...
  Hmmm...

[Messenger]
  I'm not kidding!
  I really saw it with my own
  eyes!

  A long wobbly thing flying...
  And a bunch of little critters
  hanging around it!

[Woman]
  I hear all the children have
  returned safely!

[Old Woman]
  I'm impressed!
  You've come back again to
  listen to what I have to say...

  And I also hear that
  you saved the kids!

  I'm certain good things
  will come to you!

[Guard]
  Gigantic Robots...

  There's a certain ring to
  those words that gets
  the adrenaline flowing!

[Boy]
  Everone says, I wasn't
  kidnapped because I don't
  have any new found
  dancing talent!

  Just watch me!

  No matter what!
  I'm going to be the best dancer
  in Japan!

[Young Man]
  My favorite dish has to be
  the octopus dumplings!

  Just bite into one of those
  soft scrumptious...

  Mmmm,
  my mouth waters just thinking
  about it!

[Woman]
  I have not seen Mr. Ushiwaka
  at all.
  I wonder where he's gone?

  He still hasn't paid me
  back the money I lent him to
  buy those octopus dumplings!

[Man]
  Just the other day,
  I had the chance to see
  Benkei's collection...

  And wow!
  I just couldn't believe
  all the stuff he collected...

  It's a world
  I could never understand.

Chiyomaru: Do you want to
  know who I really am, arf?
     Yes.
     I don't really care.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
  I come from a Dog Star far,
  far away!

  I am none other than that
  famous dog movie star....
  Quick, follow me, there is
  a kid stuck down a well...

  Just kidding, arf!

Chiyomaru: I see you want
  certain things to remain
  a mystery...arf!

[Boy]
  Whew, I finally got back
  from the Flake gang's place
  in Shikoku Region!
  There's no place like home!

  So why are you here?
     Who closed that door?
     Why were you kidnapped?

  Ahem! It was me!

  It was
  the safety Stopper System
  I built!

  But it's out of batteries,
  so the door barely opens...

  I've got no idea!

  Maybe it's because my name is
  Dancin Alnite!

Priest: Who could it be...

  That would steal the secret
  sweets from the [Cupboard]
  day after day?

[Bizen]

[Bizen /
   Kurashiki]

[System]
  This door has
     a crack in it.

[Izumo]

[Izumo]

[Sign]
  [Izumo
     Amnesty]

[Inaba]

[Inaba]
   Dune

[System]
  Received Sasuke's [No. 1 Battery]!

[Izumo Coffee Shop]

[Izumo's
  Coffee Shop]

[Traveler]
  I was trying to go in
  the direction of [Kyushu],

  but there was the strange wall
  that kept me from going forward!

[Young Woman]
  Listen to me!

  You know the big tree behind
  the [Izumo Shrine] above
  the mountain of Izumo?

  Well, I hear a tube that throws
  electricity appears above the big
  tree!

  Could you take a picture of that
  with your [camera] for me?
  I just love electricity!
  So please?!

[Old Man]
  You see the [Izumo Shrine] on
  top of the mountain beside
  this coffee shop.

  Even at the big tree by the lake
  behind this [Izumo Shrine],
  you can find an electro-tube.

  You can see this tube by aiming
  the flash of a camera towards
  the big tree.

[Izumo 2]
  Lake with
     a large tree

[System]
  Received Sasuke's [No. 2 Battery]!

Narrator:
  Electro Shine Unite!

Sasuke: What the...?!
  Isn't that Goemon?!

Sasuke: What in the world
  am I doing here?

Goemon: Hey, that's
  what I want to know...

Goemon: Your batteries were
  knocked out of place,
  and you just froze!

Sasuke: That happened to me?!

Yae: Well, what happened?

Sasuke: Hmmmmmm...
  there seems to be a glitch
  in my memory circuit...

Sasuke: I'm having trouble remembering.

Sasuke: I must hurry and
  have my wise ol' man
  repair it...

Goemon: Sasuke...
  about your wise ol' man,
  well...

Ebisumaru: there was an explosion
  that demolished
  his whole house,

Ebisumaru: ...and he's gone missing
  since... well,
  with the explosion...

Sasuke: Wh-wh-whaaaaat?!
  Who would do such
  a thing?!

Goemon: We believe it had to do
  with the Peach Mountain
  guys that we're after...

Sasuke: My wise ol' man?!
  Really?!

Sasuke: By guys with
  a crazy name like
  Peach Mountain?!

Sasuke: Grrr...
  I'm going to crush
  those Peach Mountain guys!

Sasuke: let me go with you!

[System]
  ...and as a result,
  the Mechanical Ninja [Sasuke]
     joins forces with Goemon!

  Now, with the addition of
  Sasuke, doors with cracks in
  them can be dstroyed using
  Sasuke's [Fire Cracker Bomb]!

[Hagi]

[Marker]
  This is Hagi highway.

[Aki -
   Nagato]

[Akiyoshidai]

[Gateway Viewpoint]

[Marker]
  For
  Entrance to Shuhodo,
     turn this corner.

[Shuhodo]

[Sign]
  Peach Mountain Shoguns
     [Festival Temple Castle]

[System]
  This is fishy,
  a door with a crack in it!
  (It can probably be blasted
     with a bomb...)

[Festival Temple]

[Festival Temple
   Castle]

[System]
  Received a [Surprise Pack]!

  Remaining players are
     increased by 1!

[System]
  Sasuke receives
     the [Kunai of Severe Cold]!

  This allows you to temporarily
  stop flames coming from the fox,
  or cool down hot floors.

  By continuously holding down
  the B Button and then letting go...

  the [Kunai Intense Hail Beam] can
  be shot, in which the Kunai
  will fly in three directions!

[Sign]
  Get on top of the drum and jump!

[System]
  Ebisumaru receives
     the [Meat Saw-Hammer]!

  This can change any item that
  appears after beating an enemy
  into a dumpling to restore
  strength!

[Sign]
  Freeze the hot floors with
     the [Kunai of Severe Cold]!

  (found somewhere in this castle)

[Sign]
  Return the red plates
     by hitting them back!

[System]
  The Ghost Robot

    TSURAMI

[Sign]
  Received the [Miracle Star],
     in a shape of a star!

Sharon: Oh no!
  My sweet sweet
  Sharon Robot!

Sharon: Without Sharon Robot...

Sharon: We can't keep the power
  to the barrier that is
  bloking passage to
  Kyushu.

Goemon: I guess that's it for you!
  Why don't you just
  give up?!

Yae: You guys,
  Peach Mountain!

Yae: Why are you blocking anyone
  from going to Kyushu?
  What are you planning?

Sharon: Leave me alone!
  Stop frightening me
  like that!! (laughs)

Mystery woman:
  Ooh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho......

Goemon: Oh no! Another weirdo!
  I can't believe it... (laughs)

Mystery woman: Who are you calling
  a weirdo?!

Mystery woman: I don't blame you
  for calling Dancin'
  a weirdo, but me?!

Mystery woman: I guess you need
  to get to know me
  better.

Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs)

Mystery woman: As cute as
  a kitty cat... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yet as dignified
  and beautiful as
  a lily... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yes, I am none
  other than...

  Kitty Lily!

Lily: You guys must be
  the circus clowns
  Dancin' was talking about!

Sasuke: You've got that wrong!
  We're no clowns! (laughs)

Goemon: You guys are illusions
  but are never actually
  here...

Goemon: Stop being so chicken
  and come out!

Lily: Oh my!
  I'm surprised
  you don't know...

Lily: A big star like me...

Lily: ...will be swamped with
  fans, making things
  unsafe, la, la...

Goemon: I've never heard of you! (laughs)

Lily: Ooo, ho, ho, ho, ho...

Lily: Before you know it,
  you'll be coming to see us
  on stage everyday, la, la...

Lily: Oh, I know!

Lily: Why don't I be kind to tell
  you something helpful!

Lily: Kyushu has already become
  our Stage, la, la...

Goemon: What did you say?!

Sharon: Hey, that's great!
  Does that mean I can
  return now?

Lily: Sure...

Lily: But before you go,
  I'm out of foundation...

Lily: Get the usual best for me!
  Okay?

Sharon: Uh... all right,
  but you always take
  forever to pay me back. (laughs)

Sharon: Sob... Well,
  bye bye! (laughs)

Goemon: Kyushu seems to be
  in tremendous trouble!

Yae: Yes!
  We shall head for Kyushu!

[Gateway Viewpoint]

[Omitsu]
  Oh! Goemon!

Goemon: Omitsu!

Goemon: Well,
  what are you doing here?!

Omitsu: Well...
  I'm on my way to Kyushu
  on a delivery.

Goemon: What?
  All the way from
  Oedo Town to Kyushu?!

Omitsu: Yes, that's right!

Omitsu: Ever since our business
  was featured
  in Gourmet Magazine,

Omitsu: the phone just won't quit
  ringing for deliveries.

Omitsu: Sorry to interrupt
  but I'm in a hurry!

Omitsu: See you later!

Ebisumaru: We went through
  all that trouble to get
  this far...

Ebisumaru: Did Omitsu come
  all this way with
  those dumplings? (laughs)

Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher
  and stronger than she
  seems...

Goemon: What are we talking about!
  We should be headed for
  Kyushu, where the Peach
  Mountain guys went!

Goemon: Omitsu!
  You shouldn't be going to
  Kyushu right now...

Goemon: Omitsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Ebisumaru: We have a problem here!

Yae: Kyushu has been separated
  from Japan...

Sasuke: And has disappeared.

Ebisumaru: What should we do?

Goemon: That's easy!
  We've got to go
  after Omitsu...

Goemon: Or should I say,
  go after Kyushu!

Sasuke: But how?

Goemon: ...Hmmm...

Yae: I know!

Yae: When lost for answers,
  we should ask
  the [Fortune Teller]!

[Oedo Town]

Gate keeper: Hey!
  Long time no see!

  The next area you must
  enter is...

  I think it's to the east
  of [Musashi].

  You'll find [Musashi] as you
  pass through the gate
  into this town.

  ...or at least that's
  what my gut feeling is!

Gate keeper: The notheast!
  Metal chest!
  The notheast! Metal chest!
  [Musashi]'s Metal chest!

  Wait, maybe
  I am being a bit too obvious.

[Messenger]
  You have been warned!

  An Adventure Diary is
  a record of all your
  [Blood] and [Sweat]!

[Young Man]
  Strawberry, watermelon, apple,
  anything!
  No flying object can surprise
  me now!

  However...

  I might be a bit surprised
  if I saw a fruit cake come
  flying through.

[Man]
  I wonder if any more UFO
  are headed this way...

  I know!
  I'll just wear this alien costume...

  And voila!
  I'm a Peach Alien myself!

[Dog]
  I can smell something
  big happening, arf!

  But it's my policy not to
  stick my head into these
  things, arf!

[Woman]
  With the city of Kyushu
  flying away,
  these are difficult times!

  This is when your basic tools
  are important...

  namely your helmet, armor,
  and rice balls.

[Boy]
  How are you doing?
  Did you get many fortune dolls?

[Girl]
  Wow!
  You're telling me that the city
  of Kyushu has flown away?!

  Now that's what I call funky!

[Man]
  This Coffee Shop without
  Omitsu is like...

  Having a chocolate sundae
  with no chocolate!

  ...No!

  It's like a leopard with
  no spots!

[Old Man]
  It looks like
  Omitsu's not here today...

  How sad...

[Old Woman]
  Omitsu hasn't returned since
  she went out on a delivery...

  I'm a bit worried...

[Young Man]
  I've come all the way here
  to see Omitsu,
  but she's not here.
  What a drag...

[Old Man]
  Since you have come this far,
  I really have nothing to say!
  Good luck in completing
  the game!

  I'll just eat till I can't
  and hit the hay!

  Burp!

[Man]
  I went all theway to
  Mokubei's place to talk about
  UFO...

  But I never thought there
  would be a house there...

  How in the world did he build
  that thing?

[Old Man]
  I've been thinking for
  some time...

  The lantern at the Thunder Gate
  is way too big.
  It's impossible to pass under it!

[Old Man]
  Well,
  I've finally made it to
  the top of Mt. Fuji!

  To mark the event,
  I went to the pipe maker's to
  buy an old pipe.

[Man]
  How about the fortune teller?
  All of your worries shall
  disappear.

  After all, I operate a whole
  chain of them.
  Ha, ha, ha...

Chuppy: Wander, wander,
  wander, wander, wander,
  wander, wander, wander...

  I can't take this any more, arf!

[Boy]
  I'm going to the Muscle Gym,
  to become a great officer
  with lots of muscles.

  But don't start calling me
  a muscle head!!

[Woman]
  Aww,
  I wish I could travel
  all around Japan like you.

  And beat up all
  the pickpockets I run into.

[Young Man]
  Auggghhhhh!

  I will cut and cut and cut
  everything with this sword...

  Radishes, pumpkins, onions...

  Hey wait a minute!
  I'm no grocery store owner!

[Young Man]
  Edo people aren't too fussy,
  all we want is a hot bath and
  a nice bed!

  Get to Sleep!

[Guard]
  Seeing that we cannot enter
  Oedo Castle, there's nothing
  much happening here!

  We did find out that there's
  someone new in
  the Goemon Tenements.

[Traveler]
  If only I could train at
  the Muscle Gym...

  That metal chest blocking
  the road [East] of [Musashi],
  leading to the Northeast Region...

  You think you can move it
  easily now?

[Young Woman]
  If only I had a Chain Pipe,
  I could sneak into Oedo Castle
  myself.

  That's right!
  I'll make the Chain Pipe!

     ...the end.

[Plasma Man]
  In a cold region to your North,
  there is the [Mt. Fear], wwhere
  it snows!

  There, you shall meet someone
  who will be of great help to you,
  plasma!

  HOWEVER!

  You must first go to [Oedo Town]
  to undergo one training session,
  plasma!

[Boy]
  They're moving here!
     They're moving here!

[Girl]
  I saw something strange
  bouncing around in
  the western sky.

  After looking at it for
  a while, my eyes also started
  going...

  Bounce, bounce, bounce,
  bounce, bounce, bounce,
  bounce, bounce, bounce...

  Ahhhhh!
  I feel dizzy...!

[Woman]
  Hey!
  That new person had moved in!

  ...I was hoping he'd be a bit
  more handsome...

  I think he wants to open
  a Muscle Gym, and is looking
  for young people who want to
  develop their [muscles]!

Lord: I hear Kyushu's also
  having some problems.

  I'm glad
  I'm not the Lord of Kyushu...

Princess Yuki:
  I heard about Kyushu...

  If other areas of Japan
  start flying around,
  there won't be any Japan left.

[Old Woman]
  We had a barbecue party with
  the Lord and Princess Yuki
  the other day!

  What was that?
  So what??...?!

  Well,
  it's just a simple message...

[Young Woman]
  Those rumors that Kyushu went
  flying...

  Is it true?
     Yes, it is true!
     There's no way it could be true

  What?!
  It is true?!

  Yourre not pulling my leg,
  are you?!

  What bad luck!
  I really wanted to see it!

  I thought so!

  And to think that I almost
  fell for this one!

[Man]
  Someone new has moved into
  the house next door, but...

  He's rebuilding the inside
  in a very strange way...

  You should drop by and see
  for yourself...

[Trainer]
  Good of you to come!

  This is the Muscle Training Gym,
  where you can train to develop
  your muscles!

  Once you're done training here,
  you'd be able to simply push
  the [Metal Box]!

  Are you ready to start training?
     Let's get started!
     I'd rather not.

  Well, you need a head full of
  thorns and a mouth shaped like
  an upside-down "V".

  All right!
  Let me show you to
  the Training Gym!

  Well that's a surprise.
  It's your chance to really develop
  your from into a body of steel.

Narrator: Now then,
  let me explain
  the Training!

Narrator: Several [Oyakata]s will
  come out of the holes
  around you.

Narrator: For a fixed period of
  time, you must make sure
  your balloon is not
  popped.

Narrator: And you do
  this by throwing
  Metal Boxes at
  the [Oyakata]s!

Narrator: Aim with your
  Control Stick, and
  throw the Metal Boxes
  with the [B Button]!

Narrator: Try your best to keep
  the balloon from being
  popped!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
  START!

[Trainer]
  That was too bad,
  give it another try.

[System]
  Do you want instructions for
  the Training?
     No, I don't need it!
     Yes, absolutely!

[Trainer]
  Way to go!
  Now you can call yourself
  a Muscle Man!

[System]
  Goemon obtains
  the [Sudden Impact] magic powers!

  By consuming some money,
  you will be able to move
  heavy thing for a specific period
  of time!

  Furthermore,
  while the magic power is
  in effect, you will have double
  the attacking power!

  (However, be careful, as damage
  from the enemy will also double)

[Trainer]
  Just think that you're developing
  your muscles to save Japan!

[Plasma Man]
  Use the magic power of
  Sudden Impact to move
  the Metal Box located on the east
  cliff of [Musashi],

  past the gates to
  [Oedo Town], plasma!

  Then, far way to the [North],
  at [Mt. Fear], you shall meet
  someone who'd be of great help
  to you, plasma!

[Tunnels and Northeast]

Tunnel to
   the [Northeast]

Tunnel to
   the [Northeast] 2

[Mutsu]

[Festival Village]

[Mutsu /
   Festival Village]

[Boy]
  This is the Festival Village
  of [Mutsu]!

  Even the cold snow is blown away
  with our burning energy!
  We blast the cold away with
  our Festival Power!

[Young Man]
  Oh yes!
  Every single night is a festival!
  A festival! A festival!
  Yeah, yeah!

  ...

  Hey, hey, hey!
  This is where you're supposed to
  ask me to stop getting so excited!

[Woman]
  Festivals reflect the heart and
  soul of the Japanese!

  If your blood's not pounding
  quickly, or your body's not
  dancing, one can't really consider
  you to be Japanese!

[Old Man]
  [North] of this village ou will
  find the [Stone Circle], where
  the mysterious Stone Pillars
  stand!

  However, the Circle does not mean
  there's a bunch of people in
  a circle!

[Man]
  Mr. Mokubei, who lives around
  Mt. Fuji, is actually my elder
  brother.

  I have been hearing rumours
  that he has further developed
  his skills.

  If you used the pipe my brother
  makes, there should be no problem
  getting through to destroy the
  rocks blocking at Mt. Fear

[Young Man]
  On the other side of this village
  is [Mt. Feaer], where [Witch]
  lives, who can call the spirits
  of all kinds of people.

  Just the other day, she called
  upon an Alien spirit, which ended
  upc ausing a huge headache.

[Old Man]
  At [Mt. Fear], the power used by
  the Witch is marvellous,

  but I'm puzzled as to
  what exactly she is calling.

[Man]
  The ocean about this time of year
  becomes covered with ice,
  due to the icebergs drifting down
  from the North Pole.

[Woman]
  IT has been very cold for
  several days nxow.

  The main route leading to
  [Mt. Fear] is now covered in ice,
  making it very difficult.

  But it shouldln't be nearly as
  difficult to climb if you use
  a ladder and climb the alternate
  route around the back.

[Boy]
  I saw a fish monster arise out
  of the ocean!

  It looked like a monster that
  would come out in a SFX movie.

[Woman]
  There is a saying, that if you
  climb up the [Waterfall of Kegon],
  you could become a mermaid.

  I myself am going to become
  a mermaid, and wait for my prince
  to come.
  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Young Man]
  If you exit from the [South] of
  this village, turn [Right] and go
  through the [Uzen Tunnel],

  you will find the [Waterfall of Kegon].

  Well, you might find it a little
  confusing, but that's the way to
  get to the [Waterfall of Kegon].


[Girl]
  In this village where festivals
  are held every day, there is only
  one day with no festival,
  the New Year!

  It's kind of a strange village,
  don't you think?

Takemaru:
  The back route to [Mt. Fear] is
  inaccessible, due to the Stone
  blocking the way, arf!

  There's no way you can destroy
  that stone and get through,
  without an extra powerful
  [Weapon] or something, arf!

[Boy]
  Somewhere in this village is
  a store where you cannot enter
  unless you're a good swimmer!

  But if anyone attempted to swim
  here with all this snow on
  the ground, surely they'd catch
  a cold!

[Old Man]
  Long ago...

  this village was where people
  who sacrificed their lives would
  come to live,

  they called it the
  "Don't You Think It's Hot Blooded"
  village.

  Well, I made that up,
  but it sounds true when I say it
  that way, doesn't it?

[Plasma Man]
  Mokubei, a pipe maker at Mt. Fuji,
  should be able to increase
  the power of your weapons,
  plasma!

[Old Man]
  I can hardly standon my own
  two legs, but I tell you,
  the Drum of the Festival brings
  power to my soul!

[Dog]
  A weirdo with a white face was
  roaming this village asking for
  the secret to the power of
  the festival, arf.

  But why would he ask a dog
  like me?!

[Old Man]
  If only I were just
  a little younger,
  I'd be the one on stage,

  but on second thoughts,
  I'd rather not! I'm afraid of
  high places.

[Boy]
  Hey, hey!
  My body's moving to the beat of
  the music.

  Yes! Flash! The rockin' kid!
  Shakin' it, baby!

[Young Woman]
  The drummer at the festival is
  not only popular with the girls.
  He's also popular with the boys!

[Man]
  Urrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  If the drummer of the festival
  were selected on looks,
  I just know they'd pick me.

[Young Man]
  The number one drum specialist
  in town! That's me, Hikozo!

  You're surprised?!
     Incredible!
     You ask why?!

  Haw, haw, haw, haw!

  With my drumstick techniques,
  I can make any item sound
  like drums!

  Ah, but, the other day
  I hit a dog tryin to make such
  a sound, but got into
  a lot of trouble.

  No!!!

  I'm too scared to go down.

  You ask why?

  How could you ask with that
  tone of voice?

Beth: As of late I've noticed
  this nice scent coming from
  the Ocean, arf.

  Mmm, what a scent!
  I'm quickly getting very hungry!

[Woman]
  I hear that food is disappearing
  recently from all over the place.

  Just the other day,
  the foie gras and can of caviar
  I'd been saving for a special
  occasion disappeared. Blast it!

Restaurant: Welcome!
  What will you have?
     Apple 15
     Bowl of noodles 25
     Kiritanpo 45

  Sweet yet sour, the taste of
  a freshly picked apple!

  Look, it's red and cute,
  just like my cheeks!

  The cute little bowls they
  comein make the meal
  even more delightful!

  I bet you I could eat
  more than you!

  It's good by itself,
  or in a hot bowl of soup!

  A well known dish
  from the Northeast Region,
  where the rice is excellent!

[Man]
  The rival store tot his shop
  is apparently right in the Festival
  Village,

  but I've never seen it there.
  I wonder where it is?

General Store: Welcome!
  What have you come to buy?
     Plum Rice Balls 120
     Fish Rice Balls 200
     Metal Armour 200

     This automatically recovers your
     strength to maximum points
     wenever it reaches 0.

[Fat Man]
  UFOs are often sighted at
  the Stone Circle of [Ugo].

  Incidentally, that's where
  our precious cattle were abducted.

  I can't take this any more.

[Northeast]

[Mutsu]
   Mt. Fear

[Marker]
  [Mt. Fear -
     Back Route]

[Mutsu]
   Shoreline

[Sign]
  There is a gate
     located underwater.

  To open this, you must press
  the red button in the waters...

[Ugo]
  Stone Circle

[Mt. Fuji]

Mokubei: Well, well, well!
  Long time no see!

  What now?!
     We've come for a cup of coffee.
     Please improve our [Weapons].

Mokubei: Hey,
  this is no coffee shop!

Mokubei: Hm!
  So that's what you have
  come for... okay,

  stand back... and
  I'll show you what my training
  has done for me...

  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghh!

Mokubei: Whew! Well,
  how's that for
  improvement!
  There you go!

[System]
  The [Weapons] belonging to
  Goemon and allies
     improve to [Level 2]!

  (Yae can now use
     the Sword Shield!)

Goemon: Thank you Mokubei!

Mokubei: No problem!

Mokubei: It was a good thing
  I went to Mt. Fuji to
  train!

  But I never made a decent pipe
  before...

[Festival Village]

[Plasma Man]
  Destroy the rock blocking
  the Rear Entrance of [Mt. Fear],
  using your newly powered weapons,
  plasma!

[Witch's House]

Witch: You... you must have
  come here not knowing
  what to do.

Yae: How did you know?

Witch: Hee, hee, hee...!

  I've been in this for 120 years!

  All I need to do is look at
  your face, and I know exactly
  what you're thinking of!

  ...
  ...

  ...Ah!

  There's something!

  I can see something!

Ebisumaru: What?

Ebisumaru: is my fly open?

Witch:
  That's not where I'm looking! (laughs)

  I see an [Old Man] with
  a strange look,
  in a very dark place...

Ebisumaru: Strange?
  Then it could only be
  the wise old man in Iga!

Sasuke: You must be joking!

Witch: It sounds like you know
  this man...

  How about it!
  With my powers,
  I could call him out here!

Sasuke: Re-really?!

Sasuke: Please!
  I just want to get
  a glimpse of my
  wise ol' man!

Witch: All right!
  I'll do it for 300 ryo!

Sasuke: Huh?!

Goemon: You're asking us
  for money?!

Witch: Of course!
  This is business.
  I've got to charge
  something!

Witch: 300 ryo!
  Take it or leave it!
     I'll take it!
     I don't have that much!

Witch: In that case,
  it's no longer my concern.

Witch: Well,
  Did you get some money?
     You bet!
     Well, not quite...

Witch: Very well... Now,

  I'm going to call them all back!

  Hmmmm!

     Come come, come here,
     come here, here!

     Welcome, come come,
     come on baby!

     Come on, come come,
     Come back!!

     Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

     Take that!!!

Yae: Oh, the wise ol' man?

Wise Man: Oh, Yae, what a delight!

Wise Man: Aah... where in
  the world is this?

Sasuke: Ol' Man...
  what has happened to you
  ...oh no!!

Goemon: Wise Man!
  Tell us!

Goemon: We want to save Kyushu,
  and Omitsu...

Goemon: But we have no idea
  where to go or look...

Wise Man: Hmmm...
  I see...

Wise Man: As I understand it,
  Kyushu is floating
  in outer space.

Yae: outer space?!

Ebisumaru: Yeah, but how are
  we goin to get
  all the way out there?

Wise Man: There is one way...

Goemon: Huh?

Wise Man: Retrieve [Miracle Items]
  from the four Flake Gang
  leaders of Peach Mountain
  ...

Wise Man: ... and take it to
  the altar of
  the Stone Circle in [Ugo],
  to the west...

Wise Man: Then you'll be able to
  go to outer space!

Goemon: Awesome...

Goemon: But Wise Man!
  How do you know?!

Wise Man: Ahem!
  That's because I'm...

Wise Man:
  The WISE MAN!

Wise Man: Wait a minute!

Wise Man: I see you already have
  [Three] Miracle Items.

Wise Man: You only need one more!
  Good luck on your search.

Witch: You should be
  looking for...

  ...the Miracle Item
  the Wise Man was talking about!

  Get going!

[Festival Village]
  The weirdo of Peach Mountain,
  who's around somewhere,
  has the Miracle Item you are
  looking for, plasma.

  To find out where he is,
  listen well to the people
  of the [Festival Village],
  plasma!

[Tunnel]

[Uzen]
   Tunnel

[Waterfall of Kegon]

[Nikko]
   Waterfall of Kegon

Narrator: Take control of the
  Legend of the Mermaid!
  Looking for applicants!

  Do you ish to challenge
  the Legend?
     Yes, I do!
     I'm going to pass on this one.

  If you say so.
  Come back if you change
  your mind.

Narrator: Are you ready?!

[System]
  Do you want instructions
  for the training?
     No, that's fine!
     Yes, please tell me!

Narrator: Press the [A Button]
  several times quickly
  to climb the waterfall
  in front of you.

Narrator: If you reach the goal
  located at the top of
  the waterfall, within
  the specified time,

Narrator: you have completed
  the training!

Narrator: However...

Narrator: there will be [Oyakata]s
  appearing at thet op of
  the waterfall to try and
  foil your attempts!

Narrator: Use your Control Stick
  to keep you from falling
  into the waterfall basin!

Narrator: Ready...

Narrator:
  Set...

Narrator:
  Go!

[System]
  BEAUTIFULLY
     DONE!!

Narrator: Your gracious swimming
  skills are like that of
  the Mermaid Princess!

[System]
  Yae obtains
     the [Mermaid] magic powers!

  Now you can swim underwater in
  the deep ocean and rivers!

[Festival Village]

General Store: Welcome!
  What have you come to buy?
     Gold Helmet 250
     Gold Armour 350
     Surprise Pack 500

  With this you could defend
  yourself by resisting 8 shots from
  the enemy.

  This will defend you against
  8 attacks from the enemy.

[Sea of Japan]

[Japan Sea]
   Underwater

[System]
  Yae receives
     the [Yae Bazooka]!

  This allows Yae to shoot at
     enemies from a distance!

  By continuously holding down
  the B Button and then letting go...

  the [Lock on Bazooka] is activated
  where by it will automatically
  lock on tot heenemies
  at which it is aimed.

[Sign]
  Find the hidden route
     using the windup camera...

Poron: You have finally made it
  as far as here to see me,
  the mighty Poron!

Poron: Do you ever give up?
  I sense you are
  a die hard fine of mine! (laughs)

Yae: I've come here, not to see
  you, but to find
  the Miracle item!

Poron: You're saying...
  not for me... but
  the Miracle...is thatso?

Poron: Tsk, tsk... it's too bad.

Poron: Last time I was in
  the Kansai Region on
  a vacation...

Poron: ...I dropped it somewhere
  in the [Zazen Town]. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Gasp!
  You've gotta be kidding!

Yae: Well, if he's not kidding,
  we must return to
  [Zazen Town] at once!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Lily: It's not goign to be
  that easy, la, la...

Goemon: Lily!

Lily: You're all getting
  in the way too often!

Lily: Therefore...

Lily: I'm taking you on a one way
  trip somewhere far,
  far away. (laughs)

Dancin': H-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Dancin': Yeeeess, la, la...

Dancin': You're invited to hell,
  Fernandez, la, la!

Lily: Dancin'!

Lily: What are YOU doing here!

Dancin': I just thought,
  since I've only been in
  a few scenes...

Dancin': By the way,
  the word scenes...

Dancin': Has nothing to do with
  my name, cuz my name is
  not Dan-scene, la, la...! (Oooh...)

Lily: You're taking valuable time
  away from MY scene to
  tell us that awful joke!

Dancin': You've got much to
  learn... to be a star,
  you've got to stand out
  like a sore thumb!

Lily: That's not fair!! (laughs)

Poron: Um... Ah

Poron: Mr. Dancin'...

Poron: Ms. Lily...

Poron: What should I do? (laughs)

Dancin': ...ouch! (laughs)

Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't
  you use the deivce to get
  rid of those guys!

Dancin': ...ouch, I say! (laughs)

Poron: Ah, yes sir!

Dancin': Anyway, goodbye, Fernandez!

Lily: He-ey!
  That's my line! (applause, laughs)

Goemon: What was that all about? (laughs)

Poron: Well, as the man says...

Poron: Goodbye!

Poron: Switch to the...

  ON position!

Poron: Bye!

Yae: Ah, wait!

Ebisumaru: What is going on?!

[System]
  T minus
     30 seconds...

Yae: It looks like the time bomb
  has been activated.

Ebisumaru: Are you saying we're
  going to be food for
  the fish in a matter
  of seconds?

Sasuke: It's nothing to be
  joking about!

Yae: It's times like this
  when it's important
  to stay calm...

[System]
  The Charming Mermaid

     THAISAMBA 2

Impact: Well, I've got
  a movie to complete...

Impact: ...so I must head back
  to France!

Impact: If you need me again,
  Au Revoir!

[Festival Village]

[Plasma Man]
  Ask the Collector of [Zazen Town],
  plasma!

[Zazen Town]

Benkei: What is it today?

Yae: Excuse me, Mr. Benkei,
  I'd like to ask you
  something...

Yae: Would you not have something
  called a Miracle Item?

Benkei: Huh?
  A Miracle...?

  No, I'm sorry,
  I don't have any such thing.

  But maybe he would have it...

Ebisumaru: Uh-huh,
  and who could that be?

Benkei: Well, there is the collector
  with a collection even
  greater than mine...

  ...I believe his name
  was [Kihachi].

Yae: Where could we find
  this Mr. Kihachi?

Benkei: He lives on
  the [Center Pond]
  of Zazen Town!

Benkei: Hmmm...
  I can't lose to Kihachi!

  I must build on my collection!

[Kihachi]
  What'd you say?

  What do you want with me,
  the might water imp Kihachi?

Yae: I'm sorry to bother you...

Yae: But do you remember
  picking up an unusual item
  around here?

Kihachi: Hmmm...
  Maybe you're referring to
  this odd item I picked up
  the other day?

Goemon: Is that a fact?
  If that's true,
  can you give it to us?

Kihachi: Get real!
  You don't just ask to
  get something for nothing!

Kihachi: Try carving the word
  "WORLD" in that piece
  of rock...

Kihachi: And tell me out loud
  what you have...

Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty
  tough, it's no easy task
  to carve "WORLD" on
  here!

Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs)

Kihachi: In any case,
  I can't just go around
  giving away parts of my
  valuable collection.

Yae: Please reconsider.
  We really need that item.

Kihachi: Hmmmmmm...

Kihachi: It's so hard to say no
  to someone so cute
  as you. (laughs)

Kihachi: All right!
  I'll give it to you
  if you bring me
  my favorite food.

Ebisumaru: Your favorite food?

Kihachi: Yes!
  My favourite food!

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: Cucumber...

[Old Woman]
  I know, I know!

  You've come to ask about
  Kihachi's favorite food, right?

  The best person to ask is
  the priest at the Golden Temple!

  You should be able to find
  something out there...

  Oh, right, before you go,
  let me give you some things
  you can use!

[System]
  Goemon receives,
     [Fish Rice Balls],
     [Golden Armor] and
     [Golden Helmet]!

[Woman]
  The son of the priest at
  the Golden Temple makes
  really good cucumbers...

  If you want to meet [the son],
  you should ask the priest
  where you could find him.

[Messenger]
  I became a messenger so that
  I could strengthen my legs,
  to jump greater heights!

  Ever since I was a child,
  I've always wanted to light up
  the Big Sacred Fire!

[Woman]
  Kihachi loves the cucumber
  made by the son of the priest
  at the Oolden Temple...

  On the other hand,
  he doesn't like cockroaches...

  ...
  ...

  Well, I don't know anyone
  who does!

[Old Man]
  By using my Super Memory,
  I remember that...

  while gazing up at
  the Big Sacred Fire,
  Kihachi, the water imp...

  was eating the cucumber
  made by the son of the priest!

[Woman]
  Kihachi's not my type!

  Oh, you're not asking
  if I like Kihachi?
  You're asking me what Kihachi
  likes?

  Um, ah, wait!
  I had no idea you were...

  ...

  ...uh, anyway,
  I've got no idea!

[Dog]
  Kihachi was always eating
  this green long thing, arf!

Chiyomaru: Kihachi would often
  come to this Creek and...

  force me to eat some
  cucumbers...

[Man]
  You want to know Kihachi's
  favorite food?

  That would be the cucumber
  made by the son of the priest
  of the Golden Temple!

[Woman]
  If you want to know what
  Kihiachi's favourite food is,
  you should go see the priest
  at the Golden Temple.

[Boy]
  You have something to ask me?
     Who is Kihachi?
     What's Kihachi's favorite food?

  Well, it's a bit complicated...

  He was saying something
  about popping up at the end
  of the game and running off
  with the best part!

  I know!

  He was at the Center Pond
  crunching on [cucumber]
  made by the son of the priest.

[Young Man]
  Kihachi?!

  I can't stand his guts!

  He replaces the octopus with
  cucumber!

  If he does that, they're
  no longer octopus dumplings!
  They're cucumber dumplings!

[Boy]
  A water imp loves cucumber!

  Kihachi, in particular,
  loves the cucumber made by
  the son of the priest at
  the Golden Temple!

[Plasma Man]
  To climb the extremely high step
  of Mt. Kyoigatake, and meet
  the cucumber-making expert,

  you need to train to obtain
  the technique to increase your
  power to jump, plasma!

  Ask the [Priest] of
  the Golden Temple, plasma!

[Guard]
  Kihachi's favorite food...?

  Well it doesn't seem to be
  Gigantic Robots.

[Young Man]
  The Big Sacred Fire is above
  here!

  But you have to take a big jump
  to get up there!

Priest: So, you've come to
  listen to my sermon?
     No, no, no. Where is your son?
     We could save that for next...

Priest: What?
  you want to see my son?

  My son's gone to watch
  the Big Sacred Fire...

  You'll find him at [Mt. Nyoigatake],
  next to this Temple.

Yae: So, we can meet him
  at Mt. Nyoigatake?

Priest: Tsk, Tsk...
  It won't be quite
  that simple.

  To get to the [Big Fire] of
  Mt. Nyoigatake...

  Only those with extensive
  training, who can jump
  unimaginable heights,
  will be able to proceed.

  Do you think you could do
  that?
     I'll try.
     I hate training.

  Youngsters today are all
  a bunch of wimps...

  Have you changed your mind
  yet about the training?
     I'll try.
     No, no, no...

  Wow!
  I admire your spirit!

  Let's begin with the training
  then!

  In [Bizen] of
  the Chugoku Region, there is
  a locked warehouse...

  Inside that warehouse is
  a training gym, and here is
  the [key] to the gym.

  OK!
  This is the key that will
  open the training gym.

  Don't give up!

[System]
  Goemon and allies
     receive the [Key to Training]!

  If you don't want to
  listen, just say you
  don't want to listen!

Priest: You'll be in
  the warehouse at
  [Bizen] during the whole
  time you're training!

  I wonder if you have the guts
  to overcome the training...

[Bizen]

[Trainer]
  Good of you to come!

  This is where you will train to
  develop your legs and ankles,
  and become a Super Jumper!

  Have you come to take on
  this training?

  Is that so?
  I'm too busy to be dealing
  with jokers like you anyway!

  Hmmm.
  It wouldn't be for you...

  It's got to be someone with
  Triangular eyebrows and
  a round head.

  I'll show you to the Training Gym.

Narrator: I will now explain the training!

Narrator: You will jump from
  foothold to foothold
  around the pillar, within
  a specified time limit!

Narrator: You have completed your
  training when you reach
  the goal at the very top.

Narrator: Jump over the footholds
  that will move!
  Try your best to finish
  within the time limit!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
  Start!

[Trainer]
  Bravo!
  From now on, you can call
  yourself a Super Jumper!

[System]
  Sasuke obtains
     the [Flying] magic powers!

  Using the Super Jump, you can
  go to high places that were
  previously unreachable!

[Trainer]
  Jumping is my life,
  it's all I've known!

[Zazen Town]

Kihachi: Cucumber that
  the priest's son makes...

[Plasma Man]
  Use the [Flying] magic powers
  to climb on to the steps
  of Mt. Nyoigatake.

  There you'll meet the son of
  the priest, plasma!

Priest: Hmm!
  You're pretty good.

  To commemorate this occasion,
  how about an autograph from me?

Son: What?
  You've come all the way here...

Son: So what do you want?
  To see the Big Sacred Fire...
  Do you have Kihachi's favorite?

Son: Well, beautiful isn't it!

Son: To be able to watch with
  such a cute girl!

Son: Ah?
  About the cucumber?

  Oh, did you want some of
  the cucumber I grew?
     Yes!
     No, I won't bother.

  I didn't think so.
  You don't look like
  a water imp to me.

Son: So you want my cucumbers
  after all?
     Yes!
     No thanks.

  Okay, I'll sell it to you for 800 ryo!
  Do you want it even at that price?
     Yeah!
     What?! That's too much!!

Son: If you can't appreciate
  the value of my cucumbers,
  you can leave right now!

Son: You've made a wise purchase!

Son: Here you go.

[System]
  Goemon and allies
     receive [Quality Cucumber]!

Son: I already sold you cucumbers!

[Plasma Man]
  Go! Take those Cucumbers
  you have to Kihachi, plasma!

Kihachi: Yes! That's it!

[System]
  Goemon and allies trade their
  quality cucumber with
  Kihachi's [Miracle Item].

  Goemon and allies
  receive the [Miracle Snow],
     shaped like a snow flake.

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: Eating cucumber
  while watching
  the Big Sacred Fire..

Kihachi: Nothing could match
  this...

[Stone Circle]

Goemon: There!
  We now have all
  the Miracle Items!

Goemon: Take us to outer space!

Pemopemo God:
  I am the Pemopemo God...

Pemopemo God:
  Let me warn you that once
  you go to outer space, you
  may never be able to return.

Pemopemo God: Will you still go...?
  Yes, we will!
  No, we're not going...

Pemopemo God:
  Come back when you get
  the courage to go.

Pemopemo God:
  I commend you for your
  courage!

[Kyushu]

[Gorgeous
  Musical Castle]

[Man]
  This is where Sogen Town
  of [Bizen] used to be!

  It's become so strange,
  it makes you want to yell
  "This is nothing like Kyushu!"
  Boo-hoo.

[Woman]
  The Peach Mountain musical is
  on twice a day
     - at 1:00 and 5:00 p.m.

  It's always the same content,
  but I keep on seeing it anyway.

[Boy]
  When I woke up in the morning,
  the town looked so different!

  Well,
  it doesn't really matter to me.

[Man]
  Our [Sogen Town] has become
  what it is now in an instant.

  I've got no idea how we're
  going to be able to manage
  from now on.

[Man]
  This area is terrible for business,
  nobody comes here.

  I should just give up
  being a merchant and
  become a Musical Star!

[Woman]
  I saw Peach Mountain shoguns
  musical yesterday as well!

  Dancin' is just great!

[Innkeeper]
  The room is prepared so that
  you can at least sleep in it.

  You can relax in this room
  to a certain extent.

  The room is gorgeous!
  Wonderful! Fantastic!

[Young Man]
  Do the young women prefer
  flashy men like...
  that Dancin' guy?

  Maybe I should be wearing
  makekup myself.

Restaurant: Welcome!
  What will you have?
     Sponge Cake 15
     Round Radish 25
     Chanpon Noodles 45

  So sweet it will make your cheeks
  melt.

  A soft and sweet snack from
  the Netherlands.

  Wow, a fat, healthy radish!

  It's a super huge radish!

  Delicious noodles with plenty
  of vegetables.

  Lots o' vegetables,
  lots o' seafood.

[Old Man]
  All the young women seem to
  be going to the Peach Mountain
  Musical quite often.

  I wonder if it's the same in
  other towns as well?

[Girl]
  Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

  How's my imitation?
  Don't I sound just like Kitty Lily!

  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

  How's my imitation?
  Don't I sound just like
  Spring Breeze Dancin'!

  PLASMA!!

  Woops! My mistake!

Omitsu: Oh! Goemon!

Goemon: OMITSU!

Goemon: I'm glad you're okay!

Goemon: I didn't know what would
  happen when I saw Kyushu
  flying away.

Omitsu: It surprised me at the
  time, but I'm all right.
  I'm sorry to have
  worried you.

Yae: But to see all of Kyushu
  in this state.

Goemon: Peach Mountain's
  Instant Stage Beam's power
  has increased!

Sasuke: We've got to do
  something quickly!

Sasuke: Just imagine if they
  continued to do
  this to all of Japan!

Ebisumaru: That's right!
  By the way,
  I wonder where
  Dancin' and Lily are?

Omitsu: I heard that they were
  behind the doors right
  ahead of us.

Omitsu: But the door's rigid and
  cannot be opened easily.

Ebisumaru: Then I'll huff,
  and I'll puff,
  and I'll blow
  the door down. (laugh)

Sasuke: We've got no time
  for dumb jokes!(laugh)

Omitsu: I know!

Omitsu: I know someone who could
  help us.

Goemon: Who?!

Omitsu: I'm sure...
  he's at the restaurant.

Omitsu: I'm sure we can find
  the person who can help
  us at the restaurant.

Wise Man:: Hey! Goemon, it's you!

Goemon: What?! Wise Man!

Sasuke: It is!
  It's my ol' man, Wise Man!
  I am just overjoyed to
  see you!

Goemon: But I thought
  Wise Man died.

Wise Man: You couldn't be further
  from the truth!
  Just look at me,
  I'm as healthy as ever!

Goemon: Then who was the spirit
  the Witch called for us? (laughs)

Yae: Yes, there is something
  strange about that,
  but let's not worry
  about it now. (laughs)

Yae: But what are you doing here?!

Wise Man: Well... I was caught by
  the Peach Mountain guys.

Wise Man: And... I gave them
  Mechanical Robots and
  an Instant Stage Beam...

Wise Man: Well... in exchange for
  a muscle car poster and
  five car magazines... (laughs)

Goemon: ...
  What?!

Wise Man: Oh, ah, I mean
  I strongly resisted
  but they forced me
  to make them. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Well it all makes sense
  then, the mechanics
  seemed so familiar.

Wise Man: I don't know
  what to say.

Goemon: But that's strange.
  If they kidnapped you,
  what reason did they have
  to blow up your home?

Wise Man: What did you just say?!
  My house has been
  blown up?!

Wise Man: Grrrr!
  All those car magazines
  I collected over the years!

Wise Man: Who could do such
  a thing?!

Ebisumaru: We believe
  it was probably
  the Peach Mountain guys.

Sasuke: ..

Wise Man: I will not forgive them.

Wise Man: Hand me your [Weapons].

Wise Man: Here, take this!

[System]
  The power of the weapons
  belonging to Goemon and the allies
     has increased to [Level 3]!

  With these weapons,
  even rigid doors can be destroyed!

Ebisumaru: Don't you feel
  our journey is taking
  some wild turns?! (laughs)

Wise Man: Go get 'em!
  Take revenge for my poor
  car magazines.

Omitsu: Good luck, everyone!

[Gorgeous Music Castle]

[Peach Mountain Main Hall]
   Entrance

Dancin': Welcome!

Lily: Welcome to our stage,
  la, la...

Dancin': Fernandez!

Goemon: I'm not Fernandez!

Dancin': Behave yourself!
  This will be your last
  stop anyway!!

Goemon: What do you mean?!

Dancin': Today is the day
  you get to...

Dancin': ...experience our..

  Secret Powers!

Ebisumaru: What's this extra
  confidence I sense? (laughs)

Yae: I don't know what secret
  powers they say they have,
  but they can't defeat us!

Sasuke: Yes, you're right!
  I don't see any way that
  they can beat us!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lily: Don't be so
  sure of yourselves!

Dancin': All we have to do is join
  our two forces together,
  la, la!

Lily: And it will be history for...

Lily:
  You guys!

Dancin': Starting right now,
  we will make you our...

Dancin': Die hard fans, yes...

Dancin':
  Die hard fans!

Goemon: What?! (laughs)

Lily: Listen, la, la!
  To this so-ong, la, la...!

Dancin': Observe, la, la!
  The dance, la, la...!

Dancin': Of
  the Peach Mountain Shoguns,
     la, la...!

[Gorgeous My Stage]

  [Dancin']
     All you sheep in
        search of a shepherd

  [Lily]
     Look up

  [Dancin']
     To my Stage

  Gorgeous

  My Stage

  Like a rose that blooms in nature

  That sweet scent

  Melody to surround us
     (Sweet Me-mory)

  As our dream continues

  Tonight

  Oh! Gorgeous my,

  My Stage!

  (Applause)

Goemon: Whew!
  What was that...

Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it...

Ebisumaru: I don't know...
  but I think I'm...
  becoming a die hard fan...
  of Dancin' and Lily...

Yae: Come on!
  Open your eyes!

Sasuke: Hey, where did Dancin'
  and the guys go!?

Yae: What the...?!

[System]
  T minus 120 seconds...

Goemon: Swine!
  They re-activated
  the time bomb, and ran! (laughs)

[System]
  T minus 100 seconds...

Goemon: I'm not letting
  them escape!

Dancin': That...

  that cannot be... Me,
  a big star, lose like this?

Lily: Awwwww!

Dancin':
  But Fernandez!

  Don't think for a moment
  that you have won!

  As long as the Instant Stage
  Beam remains in our control,

  I'm certain we'll one day turn
  Japan into a gorgeous stage...

Goemon: Shut up!

  Your evil plans will end
  as of now!

  And my name is not
  Fernandez!

  It's Goemon!

  Go get him!

  IMPACT!!!

Goemon: There!
  How does that feel?

Sasuke: Look at how far he has
  flown through...

  ...now he has really become
  a STAR in outer space!

Goemon: Okay!
  I'm headed home!

Goemon: Now, Japan will be
  peaceful again!

Sasuke: But Goemon...

  what shall we do with Kyushu,
  still in outer space?

Goemon: Whoops!!

  I forgot about that!
  Omitsu's still there...

Ebisumaru: Ahoy!

  That looks like Kyushu
  over there!

Yae: Yes, I see it too!

Yae: I'd say that the time bomb
  set by Dancin'...

  happened to just take out the
  Control Device of that Castle.

Goemon / Ebisumaru:
  Too good to be true...

Sasuke: Oh, but first...

  we must go to pick up my ol' man
  and Omitsu.

Goemon: Oh yeah!
  You're right!

Ebisumaru: Well,
  should we get going!?

Goemon: Mmm?
  Wait, what's that?

Girls: Scream! Screeeeaam!

Ebisumaru: Look there!
  Goemon!

  Look at all those cute girls!

Goemon: Well, ah, of course!

  We're the heroes that saved
  Japan rom the Peach Mountain!

Yae: But why is this the first
  time they've been so happy?

Goemon: Well, it must have
  something to do with them...

  finally noticing my good looks!

Goemon: Hey, hey!
  Everyone just calm down!

Ebisumaru: Everone here wanting
  my autograph, start a line here.

  Nyo-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Yae: Hmmm...

  don't you think these girls
  are acting kind of strange?

Goemon / Ebisumaru: What?

GirlA: Hey! You guys!!

  What have you done to Dancin'?!

GirlB: The oh-so-beautiful song
  and dance of Dancin' and Lily...

  we won't be able to see them.
  Thanks to you! You little...

All:
  Gasp!

Ebisumaru: I can't believe this!

[Credits]

MYSTICAL NINJA Staff

  CHIEF DIRECTOR
Etsunobu Ebisu

  PLANNER
Keita Kawaminami
Madoka Yamauchi

  SCENARIO
Keita Kawaminami

  PROGRAM DIRECTOR
Etsunobu Ebisu

  SYSTEM PROGRAM
Makoto Yamaguchi

  PLAYER PROGRAM
Kouichi Yagi
Makoto Yamaguchi

  ENEMY PROGORAM
Osumu Maruyama
Katsuma Kashiwagi
Kenya Maeda

  EVENT & DEMO PROGRAM
Noriyuki Gonda
Masaru Moriwaki
Masahiro Yamamoto

  BOMBER PROGRAM
Takayuki Inoue

  IMPACTBOSS PROGRAM
Tomoharu Okutani

  DESIGN DIRECTOR
Madoka Yamauchi

  PLAYER DESIGN
Kazue Hamagaki
Madoka Yamauchi

  ENEMY DESIGN
Kazue Hamagaki
Kazuhiro Hiruo
Tomomi Maeda

  FIELD DESIGN
Mikayo Suenaga
Tae Yabu
Keiko Ohashi
Terue Hayashi

  FIELD DESIGN
Rumiko Matsumoto
Kazuhiro Hiruo
Mika Nakasako

  SUBGAME DESIGN
Mikayo Suenaga
Mika Nakasako
Terue Hayashi
Keiko Ohashi

  BOMBER DESIGN
Tomomi Maeda
Keiko Ohashi

  IMPACTBOSS DESIGN
Mika Nakasako
Madoka Yamauchi

  SOUND DIRECTOR
Tomoya Tomita

  SOUND EFFECT
Ayumu Kashizaki

  COMPOSER
Shigeru Araki
Kato Yusuke
Saiko Miki
Yasumasa Kitagawa

  DESIGN DIRECTION
Kazuhiro Namba
Narutoshi Yamaoka
Satoko Naito
Takashi Kakuta
Kiyoko Kanaji

The Theme of "MYSTICAL NINJA"
  Song: Hironobu Kageyama

"Gorgeous my stage"
  Song: Toshihiro Tachibana
  Etsuyo Ota

"I am Impact!"
  Song: Ichiro Mizuki

  VOICE ACTORS
Shinichiro Ota
Kenichi Ogata
Junko Hori
Rumi Kasahara
Kotono Mitsuishi
Koichi Yamadera
Chafurin

  SPECIAL THANKS
Takeo Yakushiji
Ai Fukuyama
Daisuke Torii
Ikuo Shibuya
Takashi Yoshida
   (IZM)
Tomoharu Morisawa
Takahiro Nakajima
Masahiko Kimura
Hideto Inoue
Takashi Sasugano
   (KME)

  SOUND PRODUCER
Kazuhiko Uehara

  PRODUCER
Shigeharu Umezaki

  EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Kuniaki Kinoshita

  PRESENTED BY
(Konami Entertainment Company of Osaka)

KCEO
DEVEOPED BY
KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT OSAKA Co., Ltd.

KONAMI
©1998 KONAMI ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Congratulations
   on completeing the game!

The number of Fortune Dolls you collected

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3.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script (asterisks)
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[Opening Song]
  Fight on... Fight on...
  Never giving up
  Let's start our journey as
  we whistle along
  Going now

  Well, look at the sky
  Peeping through the clouds
  You can see, just how
  big the sky really is

  Even if the harsh winds
  were to take you away
  live your life the way YOU want it,
  that is the destiny for many

  Fight on... Fight on...
  There is more than one dream,
  if we reach for it hard enough...
  TAKE A CHANCE!

  Fight on... Fight on...
  Never giving up
  Let's start our journey as
  we whistle along
  Going now

[Oedo Town]

Store Manager: What are you guys doing?
  Leave right now!

Store Manager: Never come again,
  you punks!

Goemon: Ebisumaru!
  Why,
  you've taken all your *clothes off*!

Ebisumaru: I thought that I could
  negotiate a *discount*...
  with my *hypnotic dance*.

Goemon: Discount?!
  We've been thrown out of the store
  because of your dance.

Ebisumaru: He just couldn't
  understand the *beauty* in...
  **me!**

Goemon: You worry me.

Goemon: What, what's happening!

Ebisumaru: Huh?!

Goemon: What was that great
  big thing just now?

Ebisumaru: Goemon!
  Isn't that the direction to
  *Oedo Castle*?

Baron: I've arrived at my destination!

Mystery Man:
  Hmm! Let's first attack this castle!

Mystery Woman:
  O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lord: Well, well, well.
  Isn't it so peaceful here.

Princess Yuki: *Wait*!
  What's that commotion outside?

Lord:

  *WHAT'S GOING ON!!*

Mystery Man: If we just proceed
  with our cunning *plans*.

  Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
  huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!

Goemon: Oh no, Oedo Castle.

Ebisumaru: The *Lord's place* again?

  It's been really nightmare for
  them recently.

Goemon: In any case, we can't
  just sit around here!

  Follow me, Ebisumaru!

Ebisumaru: *Wait for me*, Goemon!

  I haven't changed yet!
  Give me a moment to go home and
  get changed into something decent.

Goemon: Aw, heck.

  Well, hurry up.

[Oedo Town]

Goemon: *I'm ready! Let's go!*

[Woman]
  When the UFO comes,
  there is a huge commotion
  all over the place...

  Someone new will be moving into
  the tenements.

  What? When's that?

  Sorry!
  Even I don't know that.

[Girl]
  Just now, Oedo Castle was hit
  by a mysterious beam,
  turning it into *European Castle*.

  If that beam hit me...

  Would it turn me into a model
  EU citizen?

[Boy]
  All right!!
      The aliens! The aliens!
          The aliens! The aliens!

[Old Man]
  What? *A UFO*?

  What do you mean?
  I'm *85* years old you know!

[Sign]
  [Goemon
        Tenements]

[Man]
  *Mokubei* used to live next door
  to us...

  He was a *pipe maker*,
  but he moved to *Mt. Fuji*...

  That's why nobody lives next door.

[Man]
  As I said, nobody lives next door!

  Mokubei, the *pipe maker*,
  has moved to the *Mt. Fuji*.

[Man]
  My cousin lives two houses down,
  so don't pay any attention
  if you hear the same thing!

[Old Woman]
  There seems to be some kind of
  commotion again...

  Does that mean your adventures
  are about to begin?

  A new start for
              "*MYSTICAL NINJA*"!

[Young Woman]
  There seems to be some
  commotion going on outside...

  I wonder what's going on!

  But I get frightened easily,
  so I'm afraid to go and see.

  Still,
  I can't help but take a look.

[Young Man]
  I don't know if you saw a UFO
  or a bird, but it's nothing to
  make a big fuss over.

  **HECK!**

Officer: Yes?
        What's the matter?

  I want to know the way to...
  Who are you?

  Where do you want to go?
     Which way to [Oedo Castle]?
     The way to [Mt. Fuji]?
     Where is the [checkpoint]?

  You can get to *Oedo Castle* by
  passing through *this gate* and over
  the *Nihon Bashi Bridge*.

  To get to *Mt. Fuji*,
  you must pass through
  *the gate with the red pillars*
  near the [Thunder Gate]...

  This will lead you to
  *the fortune teller*,
  where you must turn
  the corner and go straight.

  There you'll find
  the [Kai Highway], which will lead
  you directly to *Mt. Fuji*.

  To get to the *checkpoint*,
  go through the *large gate* in
  the shopping district.

  In order to defend
  the *peace* and *justice* of
  this town...

  I have altered my body to
  become...

  Your hero and supercop
                "*Robo Officer*"!

[Traveler]
  Is this bridge the actual
  *Nihon Bashi Bridge*?

  I must say it is a beautiful
  bridge, fit for the honour
  of Oedo.

[Young Woman]
  I was just there, but...

  *The bridge* that leads to
  Oedo Castle has been destroyed,
  so no one can get in!

  Now, what's going to happen!

              *...to be continued.*

[Sign]
  [Oedo Castle /
               Main Gate]

[Sign]
  Emergency [*Star Block*] In Use.

     (You can get through by
          using the *Chain Pipe*)

[Sign]
  Front of Castle /
           *Police Box*

[Guard]
  It is impossible to enter
  Oedo Castle!

  However,
  there should be a "*Star Block*"
  set for emergency use...

  You should be able to move
  forward if you have the chain
  device used by *Mokubei*,
  the *Pipe maker*.

[Young Man]
  Auggghhhhh!

  I can feel my "Blood" rushing!

  I want to totally master
  the art of swordmanship.

[Boy]
  The officer's duty is to defend
  the peace of this town.

  By the way, I have no job!

[Man]
  *Mokubei* the *pipe maker*, who moved
  to [*Mt. Fuji*], is a UFO maniac.

  But for a UFO to appear after
  he moved...?

  I should have taped it for him on
  a video camera.

Officer: Anyone planning to
        cause trouble...

        will fall victom to
        my *Atomic Stick*!

[Old Man]
  No matter what happens,
  I'll be sure to go to
  the *Thunder Gate*!
  That is the way of my life.

[Man]
  That huge *peach* that just came
  flying...

  What in the world was that?!

  Who in the world is going to eat
  such a huge *peach*!

[Messenger]
  Pant! Pant!
  This is a *warning* from
  the messenger!

  If you're going to save
  an *Adventure Diary*,
  go to the [*Inn*].

  As long as you keep
  an *Adventure Diary*, you can keep
  *save* ofa ll your adventures
  up to now! Gotta go!

[Girl]
  What's the fuss?
  Everyone's in a tizzy over some
  Flying Peach...

  You won't be able to steal my
  heart using just a Flying Peach!

[Boy]
  Hee, hee, hee...
  In this world,
  there exist *fortune dolls*
  that bring you happiness.

  If you find one, take it,
  no matter what!

[Woman]
  If you're going on an adventure,
  it would be wise to purchase
  an *item* at the *general store*.

  It will comein handy
  when certain emergencies arise.

[Dog]
  Arf, arf!
       Help me!
            Arf, arf!

  I'd better hurry up and
  hide somewhere, or else they'll
  take me in their UFO...

  It scares me just to think
  about it.

[Man]
  It's *a UFO*!
  It's *a Flying Peach*!

  This has got to be
  the Alien Invasion!

  I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO
  is speaking kinda peachy.

[Woman]
  This is *Oedo Town*!

  It's where the real Edo people
  live!

[Fat Man]
  Hey!
  So you're here to find out
  what I have to say!

  Listen, whenever you visit
  a town or a village...

  gather your information by
  listening to what the people
  have to say.

  That is important for you to
  complete this game!

[System]
  [Coffee Shop /
          *Viva! Oedo!*]

[Man]
  *Omitsu* is the cutest girl
  I've ever seen...

  When our eyes meet even for
  a brief moment...

  **It's magic!**

[Old Man]
  I just can't settle down until
  I eat and eat and eat.

  So...

  I'll have some *Kiwi Dumpling*,
  *Iced Tea*, *Custard Rice Cake*,
  and some *Cinnamon Rice Crackers*.

  ...

  Woops,
  I forgot my *wallet*!

Omitsu: What's going on out there?

Goemon: A strange *UFO* has
       come to town!

Omitsu: *A UFO*?

Omitsu: You mean like
       a *flying saucer*?

Omitsu: Does that mean
       the *aliens* have come?

Omitsu: Will the *aliens* come to
       our coffee shop and
       try some of our *dumplings*?

Omitsu: Good thing I studied
       the *alien language*,
       just for such an occasion.

[Old Woman]
  How can I help you?

     I've come to see Omitsu...
     I've come to order pizza.

  I don't doubt it...
  *Omitsu* is the beauty of
  this town.

  We've got no such thing!

[Man]
  This Coffee Shop says
  you have to drink your coffee
  while standing up?!

  But that's okay,
  because this is where *Omitsu*
  the most beautiful woman
  in town works!

[Man]
  If it's what *Omitsu* wants,
  I'll drink my coffee standing up.
  I'll even drink it upside down,
  I don't care!

Restaurant: *Oh! Hello!*
           What is it going to be today?

  Dumplings 15
  Oden 25
  Sushi 45

  3 coloured dumplings,
  not too sweet.

  It's great for a desserts!

  Your Strength Gauge will
  increase to *2 points*!
     Mmm, that's what I want!
     That's not what I want.

  The soup is well absorbed by
  the Oden!

  The traditional hot dish of
  Japan!

  Your Strength Gauge will
  increase by *3 points*!

  The best Sushi in town!

  It's fresh Sushi from
  the Edo area!

  Your Strength Gauge will
  increase by *5 points*!

  Thank you!
  Can I get you another one?
     Yes.
     I've had enough.

  Your Strength Gauge is
  completely full.

Restaurant: So what will it be?

  Please come again!

[Fat Man]
  I've stopped dieting just now!

General Store: *Welcome*.
  Are you looking for something?

     Plain Rice Balls 50
     Plum Rice Balls 120

  This automatically recovers your
  strength to *4 points* whenever
  it reaches 0.
     I want that.
     No thanks...

  This automatically recovers your
  strength to *10 points* whenever
  it reaches 0.

  Sorry,
  but you don't have enough money.

  Excuse me, but you seem to
  already have that item.

General Store: Are you looking
  for something else?

  Thank you very much!
  Are you still looking for
  something else?
     Yes.
     That will be all.

  Please come again.

General Store: *Welcome*.
  Are you looking for something?

     Sombrero 50
     Straw Raincot 80
     Metal Armour 200

  With this you could defend
  yourself by resisting *3 shots* from
  the *enemy*.

  This will defend you against
  *3 attacks* from the *enemy*.

  This will defend you against
  *5 attacks* from the *enemy*.

General Store:
  So what would you like?

  Thank you very much!
  Are you still looking for
  something?

Inn: *Welcome*.

  What brings you here today?
     Spend the night
     Adventure Diary
     Nothing

  Your Strength Gauge is
  completely full.
     I will not spend the night.
     I still wish to spend the night!

  I see. Well, please come again.

  Which room would you like?
     Bronze Room 60
     Silver Room 100
     Gold Suite 200

  It's old and battered, but what
  can I say, it's our cheapest room.
     That's where I'll stay!
     No, I've changed my mind.

  It's basically your average room,
  and at a very competitive rate.

  You're in for a night of your life.

  I'll show you to your room.

  I'm terribly sorry to point
  this out, but you do not have
  enough money.

  Good Morning.
  We look forward to seeing you
  again.

  Very well!
  Your game will now be saved
  in the *Adventure Diary*.

  Please press the [*A* Button]
  when you are ready.

  (the [*B* Button] will cancel)

  Your game has been saved
  in the *Adventure Diary*.

  Please come again.

  I see. Well, please come again.

Gate keeper: Woo-oooooooow!

  *The automatic closing device* has
  been activated on the gate.
  It will no longer open!

  What the...!
  Something serious is taking place
  at *Oedo Castle*!

Gate keeper: Well,
    the only way to pass
    this checkpoint...

    ...is to get *the Super Pass*
    from *the Lord*.

[Old Man]
  I've come to climb *Mt. Fuji*...

  The officer told me I could get
  there from around the cornre by
  the *fortune teller's*.

[Man]
  I worry, I worry so, I worry...

  When something worries you like
  this, the best thing to do is go
  see a *fortune teller*.

  With the *Plasma Power*,
  your worries will fade away.

[Sign]
  *Fortune teller*
           ahead!!

[Sign]
  Mt. Fuji to
           *the west*!

Chuppy: Aw, I'm tired...
  I just want to hurry up and
  eat, and get to bed, arf!

Chuppy: I'm so tired, arf!

[Man]
  A UFO?

  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

  But, isn't our Chuppy such
  a good dog?

[Plasma Man]
  **PLASMA!**

Plasma Man:
      Howdy! Welcome to
      the *Plasma Fortune Teller*.

      I will solve your worries
      for *10* ryo, plasma!
         Ah, yes please.
         No, no thank you.

      Okay,
      well let's get started!!

      Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
      Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
      Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,

      **PLASMA!**

      If you want to enter *Oedo Castle*...

      Enter on the *left* hand side
      when you face *this fortune teller*.

      That will take you to
      the [Kai Highway] which will
      lead you to *Mt. Fuji*, plasma!

      Go ahead then,
      worry for the rest of your life,
      plasma.

[Kai Highway]

  [*Kai*
         Highway]

[System]
  Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

  With *three* more, your *Strength
  Gauge* will increase by one!

[Kai's Coffee Shop]

  [*Kai's*
           Coffee Shop]

Travel Merchant:
  Hey you! You're a *traveller*!

  How would you like
  a *map of Japan* to assist
  you on your voyage?

  I'll sell it to you for a discount,
  how about it?
     Yes, I really want it!
     No way! Forget it.

  Awesome! I like the way you said that,
  the enthusiasm!

  I like people like you, here,
  you can have it, no charge!

  All right!
  We'll call *this* a present to you.

  Receive [*Map of Japan*]
                free of charge!

  Step outside any building and
  press the *START* Button, you can
  switch to the map and back
  using the *Z* Button.

  What kind of way is that to
  talk to someone!
  Unbelievable!

Travel Merchant:
  I hope this trip will be
  a very enjoyable one for you!

[Man]
  Have you heard the least on
  the dancer called *Impact*?!

  Apparently he's now a big star
  in the U.S.!

  Next he's going to be in a *movie*!
  He's a model of
  the "*American Dream*"!

[Woman]
  Recently, there have been
  *mechanical robots* appearing
  all over the place, attacking
  *travellers* in their path.

  You should be careful yourself.

[Old Woman]
  How about some of our
  *stamina dumplings*?

  At *30*ryo,
  this will get you motorin'!
     Sure, I'll try some!
     No thanks...

  There you go!
  Enjoy!

  Your Strength Gauge is
  already full.

  Are you sure?
  Well,
  come again when you're hungry.

[Mt. Fuji]

[System]
  The biggest mountain
              *Mt. Fuji*

[System]
  Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

  With *two* more, your *Strength
  Gauge* will increase by one!

[*Mt. Fuji*]
      Crater

[*Mt. Fuji*]
      Summit

Mokubei: Wow!
  I'm impressed that you
  made it this far!

  What do you want from me?

     What are you doing here?
     Do you have a good [Pipe]?

Mokubei: I have come to
  the greatest mountain
  in Japan...

  so that I could train to become
  *the greatest worker* in Japan!

Mokubei: *Pipe*?
  Let me think...
  well let's see...

  ...YES!!

  I know!

  Take this!

  I'm honoured to hand you my *Pipe*!
  It attaches to the *block* with
  the [*Star Mark*]!

[System]
  Goemon
     receives the [*Chain Pipe*]!

  With this, it is now possible to
  attach this to the *Star Mark* and
  across large gaps!

Mokubei: Train yourself well...

  until the girls cheer for
  you saying
  *"Oh my! That Pipe of you have is
  so fashionable!"*

[Oedo Town]

[System]
  Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

  With *one* more, your *Strength
  Gauge* will increase by one!

[Sign]
  [Oedo Castle / Entrance]

  Do you wish to save the game
  in your *Adventure Diary*?
     Yes
     No

[Oedo Castle]

[*Transformed
   Oedo Castle*]

[System]
  Without the *[*Silver Key*]*
     this door will *not open*...

  Received the *[*Silver Key*]*!

  Received [*Mr. Elly Fant*]!

  Now you have access to the *map*
  showing the inside of this castle!

  (Press the *START* Button,
  and switch tot he map with
  the *Z* Button)

  Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

  Your *Strength Gauge* is
     increased by [*one*]!

  Without the *[*Gold Key*]*
     this door will *not open*...

  Received the *[*Gold Key*]*!

  Received [*Mr. Arrow*]!

  Now, the location of the *Boss* will
  appear on the *map*!

Baron: *Soooooo*!

Baron: I was sure I heard
  something down there.
  Was it you guys?!

Goemon: What the?!
  Well,
  who in the world are *you*!

Baron: My name is *Baron*!

Baron: I've come to make
  Oedo Castle a *beautiful
  stage*!

Goemon: *Stage*?

Goemon: What would we need
  a stage for?!

Ebisumaru: Goemon,
  this smells like danger
  to me!

Ebisumaru: Why don't we just grab
  this weirdo by the throat...

Ebisumaru: And beat him up a bit.

Baron: Who are you calling *weirdo*?! (laughs)

Baron: Maybe I'll just have to
  beat you up! (laughs and applause)

[System]
  The King Robot

     **CONGO**

  Received the *[Miracle Moon]*,
     in the shape of the moon!

Lord: We're safe now,
  thanks to you.

Goemon: Lord, what has become
  of Oedo Castle?

Lord: Suddenly, there was this
  bright light, and next thing
  I know, well, look around
  you.

Ebisumaru: We saw it from
  the outside.

Ebisumaru: The whole castle
  transformed when
  that *Peach Beam* hit.

Princess Yuki: I remember,
 that strange man was yelling
 something like
 "*Instant Stage Beam*!"

Ebisumaru: *Instant......* What?!

Ebisumaru: That's a *strange name*... (laughs)

Goemon: By the way,
  where did that *weirdo* go?!

Princess Yuki: He rushed off
  in an awful hurry.

Lord: I've got a favour to ask
  of you.

Lord: Could you catch the guys
  that did this to Oedo Castle
  for me?

Lord: I beg you!

  You bet! We won't let you down!
  Give me a break...

Lord: I've never heard anything
  so sad in my life...
  of all people...
  Goemon the hero... (laughs)

Lord: I beg you once again...
  Pleeaase!
     Oh well, all right!
     I really don't want to...

Lord: I've never heard anything
  so sad in my life...
  of all people...
  Goemon the hero... (awww)

Goemon: We can't let anyone do
  something like this
  and get away with it.

Lord: Good!
  I knew I could count on you!

Lord: Oh, I almost forgot!
  Take this with you!

Lord: As long as you've got this,
  you will be able to open
  the *gate*!

[System]
  Goemon and Ebisumaru receive
     a [*Super Pass*] from the Lord!

Lord: I'm counting on you!

[System]
  Do you wish to save
  the game to this point
  in your *Adventure Diary*?

Very well. Press the [*A* Button]
   when you are ready.

[Oedo Town]

[Young Woman]
  I wonder when that bridge to
  Oedo Castle is going to be fixed?

  Maybe I should fix it!

     *...to be continued*.

[Merchant]
  I was planning next to go to
  the *Northeast Region*,
  just [*East*] of [*Musashi*],

  but someone left
  a *metal chest* in the middle
  of the road...

  making it impossible to pass!

[Guard]
  Maybe I should compete against
  Mokubei the Chain Pipe maker,
  and open up a "*Chain Store*".

[Young Man]
  **SHUT UP!**

  Edo people are only interested
  in festivals and fights!

[Young Man]
  Auggghhhhh!

  To master the art of
  swordmanship, I must first cut
  something with a sword!

  I want to cut! Want to cut!
  Wanna cut! Wanna cut!
  Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

[Boy]
  When I grow up,
  I'm going to be an officer and
  catch all the bad guys!

  But I don't want to be
  the one to get caught.

[Old Man]
  I'm in love with
  this *Thunder Gate*!

  Why don't we start a society for
  the *Thunder Gate*!

[Man]
  That's right, when my business is
  in the dumps, the first thing I do
  is go see the *fortune teller*.

  So when you don't know what
  to do, go see the *fortune teller*.

[Old Man]
  My dream has been to get to
  the top of Mt. Fuji and eat
  rice balls with 100 friends.

[Man]
  Chuppy loves going for walks!
  Like now,
  he'll just keep on walking!

[Plasma Man]
  As you leave the *gate*,
  take the *West* tunnel to [*Iga*],
  plasma!

  You shall met
  the [*Wise Man*] there!

[Man]
  It's too bad that Mokubei's
  Pipe shop is no longer here...

  so who can we see about UFO?

[Young Man]
  Whaaaat!
  Now a huge *melon* just flew in!

  ...now,
  just imagination playing tricks!

[Messenger]
  Hi!
  Are you keeping save in
  your *Adventure Diary*?

  I'm not going to be able to help
  you if you forget to save
  things in your Adventure Diary.

[Man]
  Hmm,
  I wonder where that UFO went...

  Aww! Just as the camera's ready and
  I larn that Peach Alien language,
  and they're gone!

  Tooooo bad!

[Dog]
  I've always hated *UFO*...
  and *carrots*, arf.

[Woman]
  This is where the real game
  begins.
  Make sure you have your *items*,
  and the best of luck!

[Girl]
  I'm not interested in
  Flying Peaches!
  I want something more funky
  and exciting!

[Woman]
  Well, at least things have
  calmed down.

  The *new person* can now move
  in without any worry.

[Girl]
  I heard from *Princess Yuki*
  that something strange is
  happening at Oedo Castle...

  I just have to see
  the *dumplings* running up and down
  the hallway!

  But I wonder
  if they can be eaten?

[Boy]
  The aliens have gone!
     The aliens have gone!

[Man]
  My cousin who lives two houses
  down takes care of cleaning
  the house next door.

  *Someone new* is moving into
  the empty house next door.

  The house next door will
  eventually...

  Well,
  I'll leave that for later!

[Old Man]
  Are you out of your mind?

  I have never eaten *a UFO*
  before...

[Young Girl]
  Y-y-you saw a U...U...*UFO*!

  Aw!
  I should have gone to see it!

  Oh no!
  What a drag!

[Old Woman]
  *The Lord* and *Princess Yuki* were
  both at *Goemon's house*!
  I couldn't believe it!

Lord: Sorry to put you
  through this trouble...

  But until this incident is resolved,
  I will be stayin at your place,
  *Goemon*.

  Don't worry,
  I'll do the dishes.

Princess Yuki:
  Living in the real world
  is so exciting!

  And the dumplings at
  the Coffee shop are so delicious...

  I should get the recipe for
  those dumplings!

[Fat Man]
  Once you complete a section,
  the people of the towns and
  villages might have something
  different to say.

  Don't think that just because
  you talked to someone once,
  you won't have to again...

  Try talking to them several times!

Gate keeper: Oh my god!

  This is *the Lord's Super Pass*!

  With this, the gate will open!

Gate keeper: Wait a minute!

  That's *the Lord's Super Pass*!

  As long as you have it,
  you can open the gate!

Gate keeper: That's it for us!

  If only the title to this game
  was "*Starring Gate keeper*"
  rather than "*Starring Goemon*".

  Then, we'd have a lot more fun!
  Awww!

Gate keeper: We'll
  just keep standing here
  until you clear the game.

  ...
  ...kinda painful...

  ...
  ...kinda depressing...

[Musashi]

[*Musashi*]

[*Tunnel*]

[*Shinano -
          Iga*]

Goemon: *Oh my...* !

Goemon: See this?

Goemon: It's the *Triton Shell*
  that summons
  Gigantic Robot "*Impact*"!!
  *Wise Man* had it...

Goemon: ...and so is this rubble
  all that remains of
  *Wise Man's house*?!

[Baron]
  Hey man!
  What are you doing here!

Goemon: Oh my god!
  You're the *weirdo* from
  *Oedo Castle*!

Goemon: Not only *Oedo Castle* but
  now the *Wise Man's home*...
  how senseless can you be!

Goemon: You...
  you **WEIRDO!**

Baron: You keep calling me *weirdo*... (laughs)

Baron: It's not nice to call
  people names!
  I'm going to crush you
  with my *robot*!

Goemon: You coward!
  I'm not letting you
  get away this time!

[Impact Song]

  Dash! Dash! Dash!

  The burning sun,
     gleaming on my shoulders

  Here we go, start,
     the machine comes alive

  I am machinery,
     I am a metal being! (Hey)

  Jump out onto the sky,
     steel spirit

  (Let's go!)

  Breakdown!

  And with all my might,
  power to the highest limit,
     Super Punch!

  I am the best,
     yes, Impact

  Dash! Dash! Dash!

[Battle]
  Wartime Kabuki Robot

  **KASHIWAGI**

Impact: Well,
  I have to get going,
  we're filming a *movie*...

Impact: First I have to get
  to *America*!

Impact: If you need me again,
  *call me!*

[Zazen Town]

[Yamashiro /
     *Zazen Town*]

Yae: So it was you guys!

Goemon: *Yae*!!

Goemon: Wha-what are you
  doing here?

Yae: I was following that
  Peach-shaped *UFO*.

Ebisumaru: Just as
  I suspected!

Ebisumaru: That UFO has
  something to do with
  what's happening,
  doesn't it?

Yae: Yes, definitely...

Narrator: In order to defend
  the peace of Japan,
  *Secret Ninja Agent* Yae...

Narrator: ...has begun to
  investigate the strange
  occurrences happening
  throughout Japan.

Narrator: They are thought
  to be caused by
  the Mysterious Flake Gang.

Goemon: And did you find anything
  out about the Flake Gang?

Yae: Well, all I found out was...

Yae: ...that there are several
  members,

Yae: who call themselves the
  [*Peach Mountain Shoguns*].

Ebisumaru: *Peach Mountain*?

Goemon: Huh!
  I don't care if we're
  talking *Peach Mountain* or...

Goemon: *Chestnut Mountain*...

Goemon: ...or even
  a *Pear Mountain*. (laughs)

Goemon: They'd better be
  ready 'cause I'm gonna
  kick their butts!

Yae: It looks like our
  objectives are the same.

Ebisumaru: Wow!
  Then we can go together
  on our adventures!

Yae: Yes, I guess you're right.

[System]
  Secret Ninja Agent
     *[Yae]* becomes an ally!

[Man]
  This is the *Zazen Town* of
  [Yamashiro]!

  It's a very old and
  historical town!

[Dog]
  This is the *Kansai Region*, arf!

  Impressive!
  While playing this game,
  you can also become an expert
  in *Japanese geography*, arf!

[Woman]
  I wonder where *Yoshi* went...?
  He's always en determined
  to become a great *dancer*.

[Old Man]
  One by one, *kids* with dancing
  talent have been kidnapped in
  the *Shikoku Region*.

  I'd better save them with
  my *Secret Powers*!

  On second thought, now,
  my back's been bothering me.

[Woman]
  [*Benkei*] is sitting on
  *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*, not allowing
  anyone to get through...

  He'll let them through once
  he's taken everything and
  added to his *collection*.

[Messenger]
  Wooo-ooooooooooooww...!

  I, I saw it!!

  It was, like, uh, a huge *long
  thing* flying across the sky!!

  *Children* in this area are
  being kidnapped.
  What has this world come to...?x

[Sign]
  [Straight ahead:
     *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*]

[Sign]
  [Corridor: *Shopping District*]

Benkei: Hey!
  Stop, stop right there!

  If you want to get by here,
  hand over the *treasure* you have!

  Well come on,
  what is it going to be?
     I'll take a different route...
     I have no treasure with me...

  Haw, haw, haw!

     **You coward!**

  What?
  You poverty-stricken good
  for nothing!

Benkei: So you're back again!

  I have no interest in seeing you!
  Go home! Go home!!

[Merchant]
  There is a door that leads to
  [*Bizen*], located in
  the Chugoku Region, *west* of here...

  Apparently, some *kid* was fooling
  around, and did something to
  the door so that it wouldn't open!

  It's a real problem!

[Ushiwaka]
  What?
  Whaddya want?
     Who are you?
     Do you know Benkei?

  You've got a nerve asking me
  who I am!
  You don't recognize me?

  I'm only telling you once,
  keep your ears wide open!

  I'm *Ushiwaka*,
  the *best-looking knight* in
  the world!
  Now remember that!

  Of course I do!
  He's like a follower to me!

  Wait a sec...

  I bet you're tryin to get across
  the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*
  that *Benkei's blocking*.

  Am I right?
     Uh, well, yes.
     Uh, no, not at all...

  Well, why didn't you tell me in
  the first place?

  Just do me a favour, and I'll
  tell you how to deal with Benkei!
  Well, whaddya say?

  Will you do me a favour?
     Well, all right.
     No way!

  Then it's decided!

  Okay, [*Catch*] me some *fish* from
  the *Duck Creek*!

  First catch [*Three*] [*Blue Fish*]!

  Is that so...
  In that case, you're in the way!
  Scram!!

[Ushiwaka]
  Hurry up and
  get me those *three* [*Blue Fish*]!

[Sign]
  [This is my *property*
        / Ushiwaka]

[System]
  *Caught* a [Blue Fish]!

  This is *not* a [Blue Fish]...

  Caught *three* [Blue Fish]!

[Ushiwaka]
  You did it!

  Okay, next get me
     [*Five*] [*Yellow Fish*]!

  Hurry up and
  get me those *five* [*Yellow Fish*]!

[System]
  *Caught* a [Yellow Fish]!

  This is *not* a [Yellow Fish]...

  Caught *five* [Yellow Fish]!

[Ushiwaka]
  Pretty good!

  Okay, this is the last!
     Get me [*Eight*] [*Red Fish*]!

 Hurry up and
     get me those *eight* [*Red Fish*]!

[System]
  *Caught* a [Red Fish]!

  This is *not* a [Red Fish]...

  Caught *eight* [Red Fish]!

[Ushiwaka]
  *All right, you did it!*

  With all this fish,
  I won't go hungry for some time!

  Well, as I promised...

  Throw this at Benkei!

  I'm sure he'll move to the aside.

[Goemon and allies
        receive an [*Achilles' heel*]!

[Ushiwaka]
  My dream is to sit back, relax,
  an have no worries for
  the rest of my life.

Chiyomaru: These are the *upper*
  reaches of Duck Creek, woof!

  IF you go down the Creek,
  you'll reach *Midstream*,
  and then a little further is
  *Downstream*, woof!

  Which would mean that since
  I'm here, I must be up the Creek
  without a *paddle*!! Woof!

[Man]
  [*Benkei*], who you'll find at
  the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*,
  is a *treasure maniac*!

  He waits at the bridge on
  the lookout for *rare treasurs*
  carried by people!

[Boy]
  My mom tells me not to go outside
  because kids are being kidnapped...

  But I'm a big boy now!

  There's nothing I can't handle!

[Young Man]
  There are all kinds of things
  to eat in each part of Japan.

  it's not a bad idea to visit
  different areas just to feast
  on the great food.

[Woman]
  There's just *one person* in
  this town...

  Who has crossed
  the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge* without
  handing anything to *Benkei*...

  His [face] is pretty
  good-looking, but when it
  comes to his [personality]...

[Sign]
  [Straight ahead:
     *Chugoku Region*]

[Sign]
  [*Golden Temple* /
           Entrance]

[Sign]
  [Straight ahead:
     *Mt. Nyoigatake*]

Priest: Hey you!
  Traveller!

  You were lead to this
  *Golden Temple*, why not listen to
  my sermon while you're here.

  I'll also include a [*Song*] and
  [*Autograph Session*]!

[Sign]
  [Mt. Nyoigatake /
       sidewalk]

[Young Man]
  This is the way to *Mt. Nyoigatake*!

  Stp aside, step aside I say!
  Step aside, step aside,
  you're in the way, move!
  You're still not needed yet.

General Store: *Welcome*.
  What would you like?
     Sombrero 50
     Metal Helmet 150
     Metal Armour 200

Inn: What are you here for today?
  Spend the night
  Adventure Diary
  Nothing

  I see. Well, see you again.

  So, which room do you want to
  stay in?

General Store: *Welcome!*
  What would you like?

[Old Woman]
  Sorry, but this is *no store*...

  But visit all kinds of places and
  listen to what people have to say,
  then I'm sure *good things* will
  happen!

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
  What can I get you?
     Rice Crackers 15
     Sauced Dumplings 25
     Hot Tofu 45

  There's nothing like the taste of
  soy sauce on these crackers!

  Even the deer of Yamato love
  these crackers!

  Hot and tender, straight off
  the grill!

  The octopus pieces in our
  dumplings are huge!

  It's got that smooth
  upper class taste!

  It's very hot, be careful.

Restaurant: So, have you decided
  what you want?

[Guard]
  I hear there are guys using
  *Gigantic Robots* to attack
  towns and villages.

  You're not those guys,
  are you?!

[Plasma Man]
  Cross the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*,
  and pass through [Yamato] and
  [Kii - Awaji] to get to
  *Shikoku Region*, plasma!

[Yamato]

[*Yamato*]

[Sign]
  [Yamato / *Shrine*]

[*Yamato]
   Turtle Stone
      Bamboo Forest

[Signs]
  [Turtle Power of the *East*]
     The *magical red gate* shall take
     you to a new land...

  [Turtle Power of the *South*]
     The *Lucky Cat* will drop into
     your lap...

  [Turtle Power of the *West*]
     *Money* makes the world go 'round.
     It will eventually come to you
     as well...

  [Turtle Power of the *North*]
     The key to the closed out
     Yamato's *Shrine* is...


Benkei: Hey! You over there!
  If you want to cross
  this *bridge*...

  **UGH!**

  I can see in your eyes,
  you want to *fight*!

  Very well!
  However, if you *lose*...

  *I will blast you far, far away!*

Narrator: Well, well!
  It's a fight with Benkei!

Narrator: Look for the instant
  Benkei *reaches the ground*
  when *jumping*...

Narrator: ...and throw the *Achilles'
  heel* at him *three* times
  within the time limit.

Narrator: The item can be
  thrown by pressing
  the [*B* Button].

Benkei: Then,
  **We shall begin!**

Narrator: Ever since
  the *Achilles' heel*
  was thrown at Benkei...

Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant
  to be the *weak point* of
  someone.

Ebisumaru: There's something fishy
  about that story... (laughs)

Benkei: Aaaaaaaaaah...
  to be defeated in the same
  manner as I was by
  *Ushiwaka*...

  Please, I beg you!
  Don't tell anyone that I *lost*,
  please...

  I'll let you pass the *bridge* at
  will, and I'll give you something
  from my *collection*...

Goemon: Which is?

Ebisumaru: Wow, wow!
  It's our friend, *Sasuke*!

Narrator: What Benkei pulled out
  was...

Narrator: ...all stiff,
  [*batteries*]
  almost falling out...

Narrator: It was none other than
  the Mechanical Ninja,
  *Sasuke*!

Yae: Where did you get this?!

Benkei: It came falling from
  the *sky* just the other day.

Goemon: I wonder if it has anything
  to do with the explosion
  at *the Wise Man's house*...

Benkei: Well, in any case,
  don't tell a single soul
  that I lost!

[System]
  Goemon and allies receive
  the Mechanical Ninja [*Sasuke*].

Benkei: You can cross an time
  you wish!
  Go right ahead!

[Yamato]

[*Yamato*]

[*Yamato}
   Turtle Stone
      Bamboo Forest

[Signs]
  [Turtle Power of the *East*]
     The *magical red gate* shall take
     you to a new land...

  [Turtle Power of the *South*]
     The *Lucky Cat* will drop into
     your lap...

  [Turtle Power of the *West*]
     *Money* makes the world go 'round.
     It will eventually come to you
     as well...

  [Turtle Power of the *North*]
     The key to the closed out
     Yamato's *Shrine* is...

[Yamato /
        *Shrine*]

[*Yamato*]
   Bamboo Forest

[*Kii* -
       *Awaji Island*]

[Sign]
  [You are at
     *the Husband and Wife Rocks*]

[Marker]
  [Road Directions]
     To the North is *Yamato*.
     To the West is *Shikoku*.

[Kii's Coffee Shop]

[*Kii*'s
   Coffee Shop]

[Old Man]
  I have been studying long and
  hard about *Turtle Stones*,

  but there's one thing that's
  always bothered me.

  Why are they *Turtle Stones*?!
  ...

  Why not, like, *Rabbit Stones*?!

[Young Woman]
  The *Tourist Center* at *Awaji
  Island* will instantly transfer
  you to a place far away!

  That's what you call
     "Instant Pleasure".

  Get it?! Oh dear.

[Messenger]
  It's when I come across
  a *coffee shop* that I feel
  most relieved!

  Don't you agree?

[Fat Woman]
  Hmm...

  The air conditioner is on...

  and you don't have to ask for
  things...

  This is the best place for
  a quick rest.

[Woman]
  This is the Oedo Tourist Center
     *Awaji Island Branch*!

  We will carry you to [*Shikoku*] at
  once with our proud *dragon*!!

  ...is what we really want to say.

  Our proud *dragon* has
  suddenly gone wild
  and cannot carry you now...

  Can someone do something about
  this?
     May I help you?
     It's none of my businese!!

  Wow, really!!
  That's *great*!!

  OK, hop on the back of
  the *dragon*!
  Enter this machine!!

  That's right...
  Maybe you weren't meant for this...

  Can you tame the *dragon* to
  make it what it used to be?
     Trust me.
     I don't want to do this...

[On the Dragon]

Goemon: What is it, wha..?!

Yae: Do you suppose
  that *machine*...?

[Colon]
  Ah-ah!
  Ah, ah...*Test...testing, testing*!

  Ahem...

     Well now...

  Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  You're absolutely right!

  We kidnapped *kids with dancing
  talents* using this *Dragon*!

  I, the mighty *Colon*,
  am so, so smart!

Goemon: Might you be one of the...
  *Peach Mountain guys*?!

[Colon]
  My, my, my, my, my! (laughs)

  How do you know about us?!

  **Ooooh!**

  I get it!
  You must be the annoying *clowns
  Baron* was talking about!

Ebisumaru: Annoying *clowns*?
  What? (laughs)

[Colon]
  Anyway,
  I'm going to beat you all up!

  *Control Machine!*

     **Go get 'em!**

[Kompira Mountain]

[*Sanuki*]
   Kompira Mountain

Koryuta: What's going on?!

Goemon: W-was that *you*?
  That *Dragon*?

Koryuta: Yes... It was me...
  My name is *Koryuta*...

Koryuta: Wha... what's been
  going on all this time?

Narrator: Yes, Dragon, who had
  been hypnotized by
  the Peach Mountain,

Narrator: ...was actually none
  other than Koryuta,
  the son of
  the *Dragon God*!

Narrator: Goemon and allies
  explained everything
  to Koryuta.

Koryuta: **Oh no!**

Koryuta: So you're telling me that
  I was the one out there
  kidnapping *kids* all over
  the place.

Koryuta: I don't know if I can
  recover from this...

Koryuta: I'm *a bad guy*...

Koryuta: *A villain*...

Koryuta: *A criminal*...
  *A demon*...
  *A devil*, right?

Goemon: Calm down, calm down! (laughs)

Yae: You were hypnotized,
  there's nothing you
  could've done about it...

Koryuta: But still...

Yae: By the way, don't you
  remember anything that
  happened?

Yae: Like, where did you take
  the children?

Koryuta: ...Hmmm...
  ...
  Ah...

Koryuta:
  **YES!**

Koryuta: That's right!
  *The hot springs*...

Yae: *Hot springs*?

Koryuta: I reember going to
  *the Dogo Hot Springs*,
  just *west* at [Iyo].

Ebisumaru: *The Dogo Hot Springs*?
  That's a popular spot.

Goemon: Koryuta, you must return
  to being just *a tourist*
  as soon as you
  possibly can!

Goemon: I will rescue the *children*
  myself!

Koryuta: Really?
  Thank you very much!

Koryuta: Oh!
  Here's something!
  Please take this!

Goemon: What is this *flute*?

Koryuta: At any time,
  or any place
  you play that *flute*,

Koryuta: I will arrive right
  by your side in *Dragon*
  form!

Koryuta: I will take you to any
  *town*, *village*, *coffee shop*
  or *castle* you've been to!

Goemon: That would help
  tremendously!
  But, I have no idea how
  to play the *flute*...

Yae: I know how to play
  the flute.

Ebisumaru: Me too!

Goemon: Okay then, *Yae*,
  I'll hand this flute
  to *you*!

Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs)

[System]
  Yae receives
     [*Koryuta's flute*]!

  With this, you can fly to any
  location you've been to before!

  (This feature can be cancelled by
  pressing the [*B* Button] before
  the flute *stops playing*)

Koryuta: Oh! I nearly forgot!
  Inside a *building*
  such as a *castle* or
  *store*...

Koryuta: ...I won't be able to hear
  the flute, so make sure
  you're *outside* when you
  play it!

Koryuta: Well, I must be going!

[Sign]
  [Sanuki /
     *Kompira Mountain*]
        Entrance

[Kompira Mountain
   *Second* Block]

[Kompira Mountain
   *Third* Block]

[Kompira Coffee Shop]

[*Kompira's*
   Coffee shop]

[Merchant]
  I never imagined the stairs
  leading to Mt. Kompira would be
  this long.

  I'm never going *up* or *down*
  these stairs again!

[Old Man]
  The youngsters over there will
  likely experience the same destiny
  as myself, a resident of here for
  many, many years.

[Young Woman]
  What's *that thing* moving
  about the stairs?!

  Wow!
  That's so dangerous!

[Kompira Mountain
   *Fourth* Block]

[Kompira Mountain
   *Grounds*]

[Sign]
  Welcome!
     *Kompira Shrine*

[Monk]
  It's *Kompira*!
     Not *Campari*!

  ...

  ...
  ...

  Well, that's beside the point,
  put [*5 ryo*] into the *offertory
  chest* at the *shrine*!

  If you do this,
  you will receive help from *God*!

  Oh, you've come to
  ask me again?

  Okay, one more time.
  Put [*5 ryo*] into the *chest* at
  the *shrine*!

  Then *God* will...

  ...

  Why should I have to repeat myself?

[Young Man]
  I've got a really gloomy past,
  you see.

  Drifting for years,
  I've finally come to this place,
  you see.

  ...
  ...

  Does that make me a nihilist?

God of Money:
  Yes, I have hereby received
  your *Medal of Justice*!

[System]
  Goemon receives
     the *[Medal of Flames]*!

  By continuously holding down
  the *B Button* and then letting go...

  a powerful *medal* surronded by
  *flames* will be thrown!
  (The *torch* can also be lit
     by using this)

God of Money:
  I'm not giving you
  anything else...

[Monk]
  Life itself is *luck*!

  Whether you have good luck or
  bad luck all depends on how much
  you put your heart into something!

  But, frankly, your luck really
  has nothing to do with me.

[Folkypoke Village]

[Awa /
   *Folkypoke Village*]

[Woman]
  This is the *Folkypoke Village*
  of [Awa].

  The village is famous for
  folk dancing!
     A one, a two,
        a one, two, three, four!

[Man]
  *The God of Money* is enshrined
  in *Kompira Mountain* of [Sanuki].

  If the money is used for *good*,
  the God of Money will *help*.

[Plasma Man]
  You cannot just simply enter
  the *Dogo Hot Springs* of [Iyo].

  You must first obtain information
  from the [*Iyo's Coffee Shop*] at
  *Dogo Hot Springs*, plasma!

  Also, it wuld be a good idea to
  first go to [*Mt. Kompira*] to
  worship, plasma.

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
  What would you like to eat?
     Oranges 15
     Noodles 25
     Fresh Bonito 45

  Fresh and natural,
  with no chemical additives!

  Sweet and juicy!

  A perfect harmony of
  noodles and soup!

  There's nothing like a nice
  hot bowl of noodles!

  Very fresh and very tender,
  delicious!

  We just caught it this morning!

Restaurant: So, what are you having?

[Man]
  *Kids* get kidnapped,
  *Dragons* fly the skies...

  how am I supposed to
  concentrate on raising my crops?

[Old Man]
  Let me tell you something!

  That *blue dragon* is really
  a very kind and gentle fellow.

[Man]
  Will someone please look for
  the *children*...

  because for the person that
  finds the children, I've got
  a *fantastic reward*!

[Woman]
  *Dragons* are those mythical
  creatures that come out
  in fantasy stories, right?

  Do they really blow fire from
  their mouths?

[Old Woman]
  My skin is so smooth and
  gentle...

  ...that they may mistake me
  for a *child*, and try to
  kidnap me!

[Fat Man]
  The village is, as you can see,
  not in great shape.
  The *Folk dance Championship* will
  likely be canceled.

  I have to eat to until I forget
  this tragedy...sigh...

[Boy]
  I'm the *only kid* left in
  this village,

  ...so in order not to be
  kidnapped by the *dragon*,
  I use this *fake beard*...

  **Oh no!**

  I forgot to bring it!

[Dog]
  I want to go to
  the *Dogo Hot Springs* of [Iyo],
  *west* of here, arf!

  But I wouldnt be able to get
  in since it's been *closed* for
  a very long time, arf!

[Woman]
  Every single day...
  a *dragon* flies above the village.

  He makes this really scary
  "*Gyoow!*" sound, like *my father*.

[Man]
  The *childreN* of this village
  have been kidnapped by
  this large *blue dragon*!

[Woman]
  When you pass the village *gate*,
  youwill get to *Kompira Mountain*
  of [Sanuki].

  Unless you pay a visit to
  the *shrine* at *Kompira Mountain*,
  the children may never return.

[Priest]
  I hate *airplanes* and
  that's why I chose to be
  transferred at the Tourist Center...

  That was *no* transfer!

  It was heck of a lot more
  horrifying than airplanes!!

[Woman]
  Welcome!
  This is the Oedo Tourist Center
  *Awa Branch*!

  We can transfer you to
  the Tourist 8Center of Awaji Island*
  from here.

  It will cost you *10* ryo.
  Do you want to be transferred?
     Yes, please.
     Not now.

  Okay, we will transfer you to
  Awaji Island in a moment.

  OK, we await your next visit.

[Kii - Awaji]

[Oedo Tourist Center
  Awaji Island Branch]
  Welcome to *Awaji Island*!

  We await your next visit.

[Woman]
  Thanks to you,
  the Tourist Center can resume
  it's business!

  Well, bye now!
  ...

  Welcome!
  This is Oedo Tourist Center
  *Awaji Island Branch*!

  We can transfer you to
  the *Tourist Center of Awa* from
  here.

  Okay, we will transfer you to
  Awa in a moment.

[Folkypoke Village]

[Oedo Tourist Center Awa Branch]
  Welcome to *Awa*, *Shikoku*.

  We await your next visit.

[Man]
  My son *Furitaro*, who was
  kidnapped by the *dragon*,
  is the folk dancing *champion*!

  With his singing and dancing,
  *Furitaro* is sure to become
  the *village hero* of the future!

  Won't someone try to find him?

John: The *secret device* is
  activated by lighting the *torch*
  of the *red Dharma*, arf...

  ...Hey!

  Why am I saying something
  that sounds *important*, arf...?

General Store: *Welcome*
  What are you in need of today?
     Plain Rice Balls 50
     Plum Rice Balls 120
     Surprise Pack 500

  The Remaining Playres will
  increase by *1*.

[Tosa]

[*Tosa*]

[Sign]
  [Vine Bridge]
  *Caution!*
  Cross very quietly!

[Iyo]

[*Iyo*]

[Sign]
  [Turn left here for
  *Dogo Hot Springs*]

[System]
  The door to the *Dogo Hot Springs*
  is closed tight...

[Iyo Coffee Shop]

[*Iyo*'s Coffee Shop]

[Young Man]
  I've seen this huge *draogn* flying
  around lately!

  Be careful
  if you don't want to be eaten!

[Old Man]
  On the *left* hand side of the door
  leading to the *Dogo Hot Springs*
  of [Iyo], there is a *small hole*!

  I'd expect only a *dwarf* could
  enter a hole that small.

[Traveler]
  I've come here to bathe in
  the famous *Hot Springs*,
  but it's been *closed*
  for the longest time...

  ...

  Phewey,
  I'm really starting to stink...

[Woman]
  You may not believe me,
  but I saw a *dwarf* in
  [*Zazen Town*]!

  He was kinda *cool* lookin',
  but also looked real *mean*!

[Zazen Town]

[Dog]
  Have you heard the one
  about the *mysterious sweets*?
     Yes
     No

  Good for you.

  Neither have I.

[Woman]
  Now *Mr. Ushiwaka* is gone...

  And he's not even a kid.
  I wonder why he's missing?

[Old Man]
  Even with my *Super Eyes*,
  I have not seen *Ushiwaka*
  recently.

[Messenger]
  Wooo-oooooooooooowww...!!

  I, I saw it again!!

  *Smaller things* wandering in
  the *Duck Creek*!

[Woman]
  I haven't seen *Ushiwaka*
  recently.

[Woman]
  You knowthe *Sweets* the
  priest of the *Golden Temple*
  kept in the cupboard?

  He says that they've been
  disappearing.

Benkei: I've seen strange things
  recently...

  What?
  You ask me what I see?

  Well it's a much, much smaller
  *Ushiwaka*!

[Ushiwaka]
  Hey! Long time no see!

  I'm *Ushiwaka*!

Goemon: Gasp! What happened?
  Why are you so small?!

Ushiwaka: Let me tell you.

  Those *Sweets* at
  the *Golden Temple*...

  Well if you eat *eight* in a row,
  there's a strange power that
  makes you shrink!

  If for any reason you want to
  shrink, go to the *Golden Temple*!
  I'll be there waiting for you.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
  I may look like a dog,
  but actually...

  ...

  Hee, hee, that's a *secret*, arf!

[Boy]
  The *priest* of
  the Golden Temple likes to make
  *sweets*!

  He sings, he dances, he makes
  sweets, and he preaches...
  He's a well-rounded priest!

[Young Man]
  What do you like, lad?

  Next time youd rop by,
  remind me to recommend
  some wonderful food.

[Young Woman]
  If only *Mr. Ushiwaka* were
  less stingy,
  he'd be a popular man...

[Man]
  Are you looking for the *dwarfs*?

  Wel, dwarfs are *small*,
  so they may be difficult to find...

  **Look! Loooook!**

  Right there!
  That's you're *stepping on*!
  That's...

  ...
  ...

  **My foot!**

[Plasma Man]
  With the secret training at
  the [*Golden Temple*] in
  Zazen Town, you could also
  become *smaller*, plasma!

[Guard]
  I've heard that people have
  recently seen *dwarfs*...

  But I don't plan on looking
  into anything other than
  *Gigantic Robots*!

Ushiwaka:
  It wouldn't be for you...

  It's got to be someone with
  a *big nose* and *thread of eyes*.

Ushiwaka: You made it!

  Narrator, please explain!

Narrator: *My pleasure!*

Narrator: the *sweets* in
  the *cupboard* at
  the Temple... will start
  falling from above!

Narrator: If you catch *eight*
  sweets before the time
  is up...

Narrator: you will be able to use
  *magical powers* to make
  you shrink!

Narrator: However,
  if you're seen catching
  these *sweets*...

Narrator: ...something terrible
  will happen!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
  **Go!**

Ushiwaka: Looks like you failed.
  You wanna try again?
     Absolutely!
     I need to rest a little.

  Is that so...
  In that case,
  come back when you're ready!

Ushiwaka: You've returned to
  give it another shot?
     You bet.
     Well, not quite...

  That's what I wanna hear!
  That's the spirit!

Ushiwaka: Way to go!
  Now you can shrink
  as you wish!

[System]
  Ebisumaru obtains
     the [*Mini-Ebisumaru*] magic powers!

  The powers will allow you to
  *shrink* and get through
  *small holes* and *narrow roads*!

  However, remember that while
  using the *Mini-Ebisu* powers,
  you will not be able to attack!

Ushiwaka: When you're smaller,
  you don't need to
  eat as much,

  and a room can seem so large,
  that even a bachelor pad will
  look like a castle!

[Plasma Man]
  By making your body *smaller*,
  you could enter *Dogo Hot Springs*
  of [Iyo] by sneaking through
  the *small hole*, plasma!

[Dogo Hot Springs]

[*Iyo* 2]

[Sign]
  Peach Mountain Shoguns
     [*Ghost Toys Castle*]

[System]
  Unless you turn the [*Power*] on,
  the Crane Game will not operate.

[System]
  Received a *[Golden Fortune Doll]*!
  Automatically, your Strength Gauge
  is increased by *one*!

[System]
  The [*Power*] to the Crane Game
  has been turned on!

[System]
  Step on the [*Button*] of
  the [Crane Game Controls] to
  move the *crane*!

[System]
  Ebisumaru receives
     the *[Windup Camera]*!

  By continuously holding down
  the *B Button* and then letting go...
  a light wlil shine...

  allowing you to see items
  you would not normally see or
  hidden items!
     (Even *ghosts* will appear)

[System]
  When a picture of the *floor* of
  this room is taken with a *camera*...

[System]
  Without the *[*Diamond Key*]*
     this door will *not open*...

[System]
  Received the *[*Diamond Key*]*!

[Sign]
  Find the Dharmanyo's *weak point*
     using the *Windup Camera*!

[System]
  The Surrender Robot
     **DHARUMANYO**

[System]
  Received the *[Miracle Flower]*,
     in the shape of a flower!

Colon: Boo hoo!
  He beat me up!!

Colon: I was only giving the kids
  a lesson in
  *Peach Mountain Dancing*!

Mystery man:
  Ha, ha, ha, ha,
  ha, ha, ha, ha...

Mystery man:
  Colon,
  your plan did not work,
  did it!

Goemon: Who are you?!

Mystery man: Aha!

Mystery man: I'm the *leader* of
  the *Peach Mountain
  Shoguns*!

Mystery man: In the fresh
  *spring breeze*, sha, la, la,
  I come *alive*! La, la...

Mystery man: These beautiful
  visions appear before
  my eyes, la, la...

Mystery man: Yes!

Mystery man: I am... you know
  I am... the one they call...

  *Spring Breeze* **Dancin'!**

Ebisumaru: What an *intro*... (laughs)

Goemon: Hey, you...
  what's your face,
  *Dancin'* something or
  whatever!

Goemon: What do you *have up
  your sleeves*?!

Dancin': Up my *sleeves*?

Dancin': You mean...
  like my *armpits*? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: We're not talking
  about that kinda *sleeve*... (Oooh...)

Dancin': Pretty sharp, *Antonio*,
  you caught on to my joke!

Ebisumaru: *Antonio*?
  Who's *Antonio*?

Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose
  a *name* for you himself
  if he feels it suits
  the person.

Yae: You can't just... (laughs)

Dancin': Colon!
  We're done with this place!

Dancin': We've got to prepare for
  our *next plan*.
  Return at once!

Colon: Yes sir!!

Dancin': Bye for now, *Fernandez*!
  We shall meet again!

Goemon: Wait a minute...
  who's *Fernandez*? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: He was looking at *you*
  when he said it... (laughs)

Colon: Remember!
  I will not let you get
  in the way of...

Colon: Our *Great Stage Plan*!

Goemon: What's
  a *Gorilla Steak Plan*?

Colon: That's not what I said!
  It's the *Great Stage Plan*!

Colon: Anyway! Don't come to
  the *Chugoku Region*
  no matter what! (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Oh no!
  He's getting away again
  by *spinning* himself!

Yae: Yes... but first...

Yae: ...we must focus on getting
  to the *Chugoku Region*!

[Folkypoke Village]

John: Don't let my appearance
  deceive you...

  I was the *first*
  folk dancing Champion, arf...

  ...Hey!

  Why am I saying something
  that is *not important*, arf...?

[Man]
  '''Furitaro''' has returned!
  We can once again form a dance
  pair and dance the night away!

Furitaro: My dad was in
  last year's *folk dance
  championship*...

  ...where he tried to dance
  like Jichael Mackson!

  But it looked more to me
  like some old *rain dance*...

[Girl]
  I was forced to see
  the *weirdo's dance* ever single
  day...

  Awake or asleep,
  it was the *weirdo dance*,
  *weirdo dance*, *weirdo dance*...

  *It's driving me* **nuts!**

[Man]
  Hey you guys!
  You got something from
  the God of Money?!

  Boy, I envy you!

[Plasma Man]
  The Chugoku Region to the *West*
  of Zazen Town in the caves of
  *Akiyoshidai* found in this region,
  you will find a *cracked door*

  To open this door, you must
  revive [*Sasuke*], for his expertise
  in the use of *bombs*, plasma!

  It is time to resurrect [*Sasuke*],
  the *Mechanical Ninja*, plasma!

[Man]
  I no longer have an excuse to
  slack off...

[Old Man]
  I know the true identity of
  that *blue dragon*...

  ...

  The true *identity*?!

  Anybody who knows can write
  the *answer* on a piece of paper
  and send it to my attention.

  The first ten people will
  receive *draogn souvenirs*
  from myself!
  ...*Just kidding!*

[Girl]
  Guess what...
  Ever since I was caught by
  the *Flake Gang*...

  I feel the "Dancer" within me
  in a big way.

  **Wow!**

[Boy]
  Aww! As soon as I get back,
  I'm supposed to help out with
  the farm.

  It was better with the weirdos
  dancing that weird dance.

[Man]
  The children have returned!
  That's great, oh boy!...

  What?
  Oh the *reward* for saving
  the children?

  Ah, oh, okay, here goes,
  I'll give you a big *kiss*...

  **S...Sssmak!!!**

[Woman]
  Well, I wonder if all dragons
  shout "AChooooo!!" like a famous
  Kung Fu star did in the movie?

[Boy]
  I'm finally back!

  But that weirdo was talking
  about going to
  the *Chugoku Region* next for
  their "*Big Plan to Stay Put*"!

  Now the kids in
  the *Chugoku Region* are in
  trouble!

[Boy]
  We were taught a strange dance,
  a type of folk dance with lots of
  hip movement.

[Dog]
  This is what the children
  tell me, but there seems to be
  *another castle* of the Flakes
  in the *Chugoku Region*, arf!

[Girl]
  If you're going to dance anyway,
  dance the *folk dance*.

  If this place is called
  the *Hercules Goliath Beetle*...

  So does that make the folkd ance here
  the *Hercules Goliath Bettle
  folk dance*?

[Boy]
  All my friends are back, and
  we can play together again.

[Old Woman]
  You can't find anyone with
  smoother, fresher-looking
  skin...

  ...

  ...that's insulting...
  but I can't be bothered by
  that, I'll focus on my work!

[Fat Man]
  Yes, yes, yeeeesss!

  If we can get the village rebuilt
  in time, we can have
  the *folk dance championship*!

  We gotta get ready for the feast!

[Man]
  Apparently the *dragon* was
  controlled by the bad guys.

  I myself would love to control
  the dragon to plant my crops.

[Woman]
  The children have reteurned,
  and the village is back to
  normal.

  This is all because you
  paid a visit to Kompira Mountain.

[Zazen Town]
  Don't kid me, we're not like
  humans, being in a different
  region is not going to change
  the way I speak, arf!

[Woman]
  Yoshi didn't want to be
  a great dancer!

  He wanted to be the best
  bartender who could always give
  a comeback to lame jokes.

  They've got the wrong kid!

[Old Man]
  I got this information using
  my *Super Ears*...

  The kidnapping case in
  the Shikoku Region has been
  solved!

[Woman]
  That's odd, Benkei's been
  letting me pass without
  taking anything.

  I wonder why...?
  Maybe he's got a crush on me...
  Hmmm...

[Messenger]
  I'm not kidding!
  I really saw it with my own
  eyes!

  A long wobbly thing flying...
  And a bunch of little critters
  hanging around it!

[Woman]
  I hear all the children have
  returned safely!

[Old Woman]
  I'm impressed!
  You've come back again to
  listen to what I have to say...

  And I also hear that
  you saved the kids!

  I'm certain *good things*
  will come to you!

[Guard]
  *Gigantic Robots*...

  There's a certain ring to
  those words that gets
  the adrenaline flowing!

[Boy]
  Everone says, I wasn't
  kidnapped because I don't
  have any new found
  *dancing talent*!

  Just watch me!

  No matter what!
  I'm going to be the *best dancer*
  in Japan!

[Young Man]
  My favorite dish has to be
  the octopus dumplings!

  Just bite into one of those
  soft scrumptious...

  Mmmm,
  my mouth waters just thinking
  about it!

[Woman]
  I have not seen *Mr. Ushiwaka*
  at all.
  I wonder where he's gone?

  He still hasn't paid me
  back the money I lent him to
  buy those octopus dumplings!

[Man]
  Just the other day,
  I had the chance to see
  Benkei's collection...

  And wow!
  I just couldn't believe
  all the stuff he collected...

  It's a world
  I could never understand.

Chiyomaru: Do you want to
  know who I really am, arf?
     Yes.
     I don't really care.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
  I come from a Dog Star far,
  far away!

  I am none other than that
  famous dog movie star....
  Quick, follow me, there is
  a kid stuck down a well...

  Just kidding, arf!

Chiyomaru: I see you want
  certain things to remain
  a *mystery*...arf!

[Boy]
  Whew, I finally got back
  from the Flake gang's place
  in Shikoku Region!
  There's no place like home!

  So why are you here?
     Who closed that door?
     Why were you kidnapped?

  Ahem! It was me!

  It was
  the *safety Stopper System*
  I built!

  But it's out of *batteries*,
  so the door barely opens...

  I've got no idea!

  Maybe it's because my name is
  *Dancin Alnite*!

Priest: Who could it be...

  That would steal the secret
  *sweets* from the [*Cupboard*]
  day after day?

[Bizen]

[*Bizen* /
   Kurashiki]

[System]
  This door has
     a *crack* in it.

[Izumo]

[*Izumo*]

[Sign]
  [*Izumo
     Amnesty*]

[Inaba]

[*Inaba*]
   Dune

[System]
  Received Sasuke's *[No. 1 Battery]*!

[Izumo Coffee Shop]

[*Izumo*'s
  Coffee Shop]

[Traveler]
  I was trying to go in
  the direction of [*Kyushu*],

  but there was the *strange wall*
  that kept me from going forward!

[Young Woman]
  **Listen to me!**

  You know the *big tree* behind
  the [*Izumo Shrine*] above
  the mountain of Izumo?

  Well, I hear a *tube* that throws
  *electricity* appears above the *big
  tree*!

  Could you take a picture of that
  with your [*camera*] for me?
  I just love electricity!
  So please?!

[Old Man]
  You see the [*Izumo Shrine*] on
  *top of the mountain* beside
  this coffee shop.

  Even at the *big tree* by the lake
  behind this [Izumo Shrine],
  you can find an *electro-tube*.

  You can see this tube by aiming
  the *flash* of a *camera* towards
  the *big tree*.

[*Izumo 2*]
  Lake with
     a large tree

[System]
  Received Sasuke's *[No. 2 Battery]*!

Narrator:
  *Electro Shine Unite!*

Sasuke: What the...?!
  Isn't that *Goemon*?!

Sasuke: What in the world
  am I doing here?

Goemon: Hey, that's
  what I want to know...

Goemon: Your *batteries* were
  knocked out of place,
  and you just froze!

Sasuke: That happened to me?!

Yae: Well, what happened?

Sasuke: Hmmmmmm...
  there seems to be a glitch
  in my *memory circuit*...

Sasuke: I'm having trouble remembering.

Sasuke: I must hurry and
  have my *wise ol' man*
  repair it...

Goemon: Sasuke...
  about your *wise ol' man*,
  well...

Ebisumaru: there was an explosion
  that demolished
  his whole house,

Ebisumaru: ...and he's gone missing
  since... well,
  with the explosion...

Sasuke: Wh-wh-whaaaaat?!
  Who would do such
  a thing?!

Goemon: We believe it had to do
  with the *Peach Mountain
  guys* that we're after...

Sasuke: My wise ol' man?!
  Really?!

Sasuke: By guys with
  a *crazy name* like
  *Peach Mountain*?!

Sasuke: Grrr...
  I'm going to crush
  those *Peach Mountain guys*!

Sasuke: let me go with you!

[System]
  ...and as a result,
  the Mechanical Ninja [*Sasuke*]
     joins forces with Goemon!

  Now, with the addition of
  Sasuke, *doors with cracks* in
  them can be dstroyed using
  Sasuke's [*Fire Cracker Bomb*]!

[*Hagi*]

[Marker]
  This is *Hagi* highway.

[*Aki* -
   *Nagato*]

[*Akiyoshidai*]

[*Gateway Viewpoint*]

[Marker]
  For
  *Entrance to Shuhodo*,
     turn this corner.

[*Shuhodo*]

[Sign]
  Peach Mountain Shoguns
     [*Festival Temple Castle*]

[System]
  This is fishy,
  a door with a *crack* in it!
  (It can probably be blasted
     with a *bomb*...)

[Festival Temple]

[*Festival Temple
   Castle*]

[System]
  Received a [*Surprise Pack*]!

  Remaining players are
     increased by *1*!

[System]
  Sasuke receives
     the *[Kunai of Severe Cold]*!

  This allows you to temporarily
  stop flames coming from the *fox*,
  or cool down *hot floors*.

  By continuously holding down
  the *B Button* and then letting go...

  the [*Kunai Intense Hail Beam*] can
  be shot, in which the Kunai
  will fly in *three* directions!

[Sign]
  Get on top of the drum and *jump*!

[System]
  Ebisumaru receives
     the *[Meat Saw-Hammer]*!

  This can change any *item* that
  appears after beating an enemy
  into a *dumpling* to restore
  strength!

[Sign]
  Freeze the *hot floors* with
     the [*Kunai of Severe Cold*]!

  (found somewhere in this castle)

[Sign]
  Return the *red plates*
     by *hitting* them back!

[System]
  The Ghost Robot

    **TSURAMI**

[Sign]
  Received the *[Miracle Star]*,
     in a shape of a star!

Sharon: Oh no!
  My sweet sweet
  *Sharon Robot*!

Sharon: Without Sharon Robot...

Sharon: We can't keep the power
  to the *barrier* that is
  bloking passage to
  Kyushu.

Goemon: I guess that's it for you!
  Why don't you just
  give up?!

Yae: You guys,
  Peach Mountain!

Yae: Why are you blocking anyone
  from going to *Kyushu*?
  What are you *planning*?

Sharon: Leave me alone!
  Stop frightening me
  like that!! (laughs)

Mystery woman:
  Ooh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho......

Goemon: Oh no! Another *weirdo*!
  I can't believe it... (laughs)

Mystery woman: Who are you calling
  a *weirdo*?!

Mystery woman: I don't blame you
  for calling *Dancin'*
  a weirdo, but *me*?!

Mystery woman: I guess you need
  to get to know *me*
  better.

Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs)

Mystery woman: As cute as
  a *kitty cat*... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yet as dignified
  and beautiful as
  a *lily*... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yes, I am none
  other than...

  **Kitty Lily!**

Lily: You guys must be
  the *circus clowns*
  Dancin' was talking about!

Sasuke: You've got that wrong!
  We're no *clowns*! (laughs)

Goemon: You guys are *illusions*
  but are never actually
  here...

Goemon: Stop being so chicken
  and *come out*!

Lily: Oh my!
  I'm surprised
  you don't know...

Lily: *A big star* like me...

Lily: ...will be swamped with
  *fans*, making things
  unsafe, la, la...

Goemon: I've never heard of you! (laughs)

Lily: Ooo, ho, ho, ho, ho...

Lily: Before you know it,
  you'll be coming to see us
  on stage *everyday*, la, la...

Lily: Oh, I know!

Lily: Why don't I be kind to tell
  you something *helpful*!

Lily: *Kyushu* has already become
  *our Stage*, la, la...

Goemon: What did you say?!

Sharon: Hey, that's great!
  Does that mean I can
  return now?

Lily: Sure...

Lily: But before you go,
  I'm out of *foundation*...

Lily: Get the usual *best* for me!
  Okay?

Sharon: Uh... all right,
  but you always take
  forever to pay me back. (laughs)

Sharon: Sob... Well,
  bye bye! (laughs)

Goemon: *Kyushu* seems to be
  in tremendous trouble!

Yae: Yes!
  We shall head for *Kyushu*!

[Gateway Viewpoint]

[Omitsu]
  Oh! Goemon!

Goemon: *Omitsu*!

Goemon: Well,
  what are you doing here?!

Omitsu: Well...
  I'm on my way to *Kyushu*
  on a *delivery*.

Goemon: What?
  All the way from
  *Oedo Town* to *Kyushu*?!

Omitsu: Yes, that's right!

Omitsu: Ever since our business
  was featured
  in *Gourmet Magazine*,

Omitsu: the *phone* just won't quit
  ringing for *deliveries*.

Omitsu: Sorry to interrupt
  but I'm in a hurry!

Omitsu: See you later!

Ebisumaru: We went through
  all that trouble to get
  this far...

Ebisumaru: Did *Omitsu* come
  all this way with
  those *dumplings*? (laughs)

Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher
  and *stronger* than she
  seems...

Goemon: What are we talking about!
  We should be headed for
  *Kyushu*, where the *Peach
  Mountain guys* went!

Goemon: *Omitsu*!
  You shouldn't be going to
  *Kyushu* right now...

Goemon: Omitsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Ebisumaru: We have a problem here!

Yae: *Kyushu* has been separated
  from Japan...

Sasuke: And has *disappeared*.

Ebisumaru: What should we do?

Goemon: That's easy!
  We've got to go
  after *Omitsu*...

Goemon: Or should I say,
  go after *Kyushu*!

Sasuke: But how?

Goemon: ...Hmmm...

Yae: *I know!*

Yae: When lost for *answers*,
  we should ask
  the [*Fortune Teller*]!

[Oedo Town]

Gate keeper: Hey!
  Long time no see!

  The next *area* you must
  enter is...

  I think it's to the *east*
  of [*Musashi*].

  You'll find [*Musashi*] as you
  pass through the gate
  into this town.

  ...or at least that's
  what my gut feeling is!

Gate keeper: The notheast!
  Metal chest!
  The notheast! Metal chest!
  [*Musashi*]'s *Metal chest*!

  Wait, maybe
  I am being a bit too obvious.

[Messenger]
  You have been warned!

  An Adventure Diary is
  a record of all your
  [Blood] and [Sweat]!

[Young Man]
  *Strawberry*, *watermelon*, *apple*,
  anything!
  No flying object can surprise
  me now!

  However...

  I might be a bit surprised
  if I saw *a fruit cake* come
  flying through.

[Man]
  I wonder if any more UFO
  are headed this way...

  I know!
  I'll just wear this alien costume...

  And voila!
  I'm a Peach Alien myself!

[Dog]
  I can smell something
  big happening, arf!

  But it's my policy not to
  stick my head into these
  things, arf!

[Woman]
  With the city of *Kyushu*
  flying away,
  these are difficult times!

  This is when your basic tools
  are important...

  namely your *helmet*, *armor*,
  and *rice balls*.

[Boy]
  How are you doing?
  Did you get many *fortune dolls*?

[Girl]
  Wow!
  You're telling me that the city
  of *Kyushu* has flown away?!

  Now that's what I call funky!

[Man]
  This Coffee Shop without
  *Omitsu* is like...

  Having *a chocolate sundae*
  with *no chocolate*!

  ...No!

  It's like *a leopard* with
  *no spots*!

[Old Man]
  It looks like
  *Omitsu*'s not here today...

  **How sad...**

[Old Woman]
  *Omitsu* hasn't returned since
  she went out on a *delivery*...

  I'm a bit worried...

[Young Man]
  I've come all the way here
  to see *Omitsu*,
  but she's not here.
  What a drag...

[Old Man]
  Since you have come this far,
  I really have nothing to say!
  Good luck in completing
  the game!

  I'll just eat till I can't
  and hit the hay!

  **Burp!**

[Man]
  I went all theway to
  Mokubei's place to talk about
  UFO...

  But I never thought there
  would be a house there...

  How in the world did he build
  that thing?

[Old Man]
  I've been thinking for
  some time...

  The lantern at the Thunder Gate
  is way too big.
  It's impossible to pass under it!

[Old Man]
  Well,
  I've finally made it to
  the top of *Mt. Fuji*!

  To mark the event,
  I went to the pipe maker's to
  buy an old pipe.

[Man]
  How about the *fortune teller*?
  All of your worries shall
  disappear.

  After all, I operate a whole
  chain of them.
  Ha, ha, ha...

Chuppy: Wander, wander,
  wander, wander, wander,
  wander, wander, wander...

  I can't take this any more, arf!

[Boy]
  I'm going to the *Muscle Gym*,
  to become a great officer
  with lots of muscles.

  But don't start calling me
  a muscle head!!

[Woman]
  Aww,
  I wish I could travel
  all around Japan like you.

  And beat up all
  the pickpockets I run into.

[Young Man]
  Auggghhhhh!

  I will cut and cut and cut
  everything with this sword...

  *Radishes*, *pumpkins*, *onions*...

  Hey wait a minute!
  I'm no grocery store owner!

[Young Man]
  Edo people aren't too fussy,
  all we want is a hot bath and
  a nice bed!

  **Get to Sleep!**

[Guard]
  Seeing that we cannot enter
  Oedo Castle, there's nothing
  much happening here!

  We did find out that there's
  someone new in
  the *Goemon Tenements*.

[Traveler]
  If only I could train at
  the *Muscle Gym*...

  That *metal chest* blocking
  the road [*East*] of [*Musashi*],
  leading to the Northeast Region...

  You think you can move it
  easily now?

[Young Woman]
  If only I had a *Chain Pipe*,
  I could sneak into Oedo Castle
  myself.

  That's right!
  I'll make the Chain Pipe!

     *...the end*.

[Plasma Man]
  In a cold region to your *North*,
  there is the [*Mt. Fear*], wwhere
  it snows!

  There, you shall meet someone
  who will be of great help to you,
  plasma!

  **HOWEVER!**

  You must first go to [*Oedo Town*]
  to undergo one training session,
  plasma!

[Boy]
  They're moving here!
     They're moving here!

[Girl]
  I saw something strange
  bouncing around in
  the *western sky*.

  After looking at it for
  a while, my eyes also started
  going...

  Bounce, bounce, bounce,
  bounce, bounce, bounce,
  bounce, bounce, bounce...

  Ahhhhh!
  I feel dizzy...!

[Woman]
  Hey!
  That *new person* had moved in!

  ...I was hoping he'd be a bit
  more handsome...

  I think he wants to open
  a *Muscle Gym*, and is looking
  for young people who want to
  develop their [*muscles*]!

Lord: I hear Kyushu's also
  having some problems.

  I'm glad
  I'm not *the Lord of Kyushu*...

Princess Yuki:
  I heard about *Kyushu*...

  If other areas of Japan
  start flying around,
  there won't be any Japan left.

[Old Woman]
  We had a barbecue party with
  the Lord and Princess Yuki
  the other day!

  What was that?
  So what??...?!

  Well,
  it's just a simple message...

[Young Woman]
  Those rumors that *Kyushu* went
  flying...

  Is it true?
     Yes, it is true!
     There's no way it could be true

  What?!
  It is *true*?!

  Yourre not pulling my leg,
  are you?!

  What bad luck!
  I really wanted to see it!

  I thought so!

  And to think that I almost
  fell for this one!

[Man]
  *Someone new* has moved into
  the house next door, but...

  He's rebuilding the inside
  in a very strange way...

  You should drop by and see
  for yourself...

[Trainer]
  Good of you to come!

  This is the *Muscle Training Gym*,
  where you can train to develop
  your *muscles*!

  Once you're done training here,
  you'd be able to simply push
  the *[Metal Box]*!

  Are you ready to start training?
     Let's get started!
     I'd rather not.

  Well, you need a head full of
  *thorns* and a mouth shaped like
  an *upside-down* "*V*".

  All right!
  Let me show you to
  the Training Gym!

  Well that's a surprise.
  It's your chance to really develop
  your from into a *body of steel*.

Narrator: Now then,
  let me explain
  the *Training*!

Narrator: Several [Oyakata]s will
  come out of the *holes*
  around you.

Narrator: For a fixed period of
  time, you must make sure
  your *balloon* is not
  popped.

Narrator: And you do
  this by throwing
  *Metal Boxes* at
  the [Oyakata]s!

Narrator: Aim with your
  *Control Stick*, and
  throw the *Metal Boxes*
  with the [*B* Button]!

Narrator: Try your best to keep
  the *balloon* from being
  popped!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
  **START!**

[Trainer]
  That was too bad,
  give it another try.

[System]
  Do you want instructions for
  the Training?
     No, I don't need it!
     Yes, absolutely!

[Trainer]
  Way to go!
  Now you can call yourself
  a *Muscle Man*!

[System]
  Goemon obtains
  the [*Sudden Impact*] magic powers!

  By consuming some *money*,
  you will be able to move
  *heavy thing* for a specific period
  of time!

  Furthermore,
  while the magic power is
  in effect, you will have *double*
  the *attacking power*!

  (However, be careful, as *damage*
  from the enemy will also *double)

[Trainer]
  Just think that you're developing
  your *muscles* to save *Japan*!

[Plasma Man]
  Use the magic power of
  *Sudden Impact* to move
  the *Metal Box* located on the *east*
  cliff of [Musashi],

  past the gates to
  [Oedo Town], plasma!

  Then, far way to the [*North*],
  at [*Mt. Fear*], you shall meet
  *someone* who'd be of great help
  to you, plasma!

[Tunnels and Northeast]

Tunnel to
   the [*Northeast*]

Tunnel to
   the [*Northeast*] *2*

[*Mutsu*]

[Festival Village]

[Mutsu /
   *Festival Village*]

[Boy]
  This is the *Festival Village*
  of [Mutsu]!

  Even the cold snow is blown away
  with our burning energy!
  We blast the cold away with
  our Festival Power!

[Young Man]
  Oh yes!
  Every single night is a *festival*!
  A *festival*! A *festival*!
  Yeah, yeah!

  ...

  Hey, hey, hey!
  This is where you're supposed to
  ask me to stop getting so excited!

[Woman]
  Festivals reflect the heart and
  soul of the Japanese!

  If your blood's not pounding
  quickly, or your body's not
  dancing, one can't really consider
  you to be Japanese!

[Old Man]
  [*North*] of this village ou will
  find the [*Stone Circle*], where
  the mysterious Stone Pillars
  stand!

  However, the Circle does not mean
  there's a bunch of people in
  a circle!

[Man]
  *Mr. Mokubei*, who lives around
  *Mt. Fuji*, is actually my elder
  brother.

  I have been hearing rumours
  that he has further developed
  his *skills*.

  If you used the *pipe* my brother
  *makes*, there should be no problem
  getting through to destroy the
  *rocks* blocking at Mt. Fear

[Young Man]
  On the other side of this village
  is [*Mt. Feaer*], where [*Witch*]
  lives, who can call the *spirits*
  of all kinds of people.

  Just the other day, she called
  upon an *Alien spirit*, which ended
  upc ausing a huge headache.

[Old Man]
  At [Mt. Fear], the power used by
  the *Witch* is marvellous,

  but I'm puzzled as to
  what exactly she is calling.

[Man]
  The ocean about this time of year
  becomes covered with *ice*,
  due to the icebergs drifting down
  from the *North Pole*.

[Woman]
  IT has been *very cold* for
  several days nxow.

  The *main route* leading to
  [Mt. Fear] is now covered in ice,
  making it very difficult.

  But it shouldln't be nearly as
  difficult to climb if you use
  a *ladder* and climb *the alternate
  route around the back*.

[Boy]
  I saw a *fish monster* arise out
  of the ocean!

  It looked like a *monster* that
  would come out in a SFX movie.

[Woman]
  There is a saying, that if you
  climb up the [*Waterfall of Kegon*],
  you could become a *mermaid*.

  I myself am going to become
  a *mermaid*, and wait for my *prince*
  to come.
  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Young Man]
  If you exit from the [*South*] of
  this village, turn [*Right*] and go
  through the [Uzen Tunnel],

  you will find the [*Waterfall of Kegon*].

  Well, you might find it a little
  confusing, but that's the way to
  get to the [*Waterfall of Kegon*].


[Girl]
  In this village where festivals
  are held every day, there is only
  one day with no festival,
  the New Year!

  It's kind of a strange village,
  don't you think?

Takemaru:
  The *back route* to [Mt. Fear] is
  inaccessible, due to the *Stone*
  blocking the way, arf!

  There's no way you can destroy
  that *stone* and get through,
  without an extra powerful
  [*Weapon*] or something, arf!

[Boy]
  Somewhere in this village is
  a *store* where you cannot enter
  unless you're a *good swimmer*!

  But if anyone attempted to swim
  here with all this snow on
  the ground, surely they'd catch
  a cold!

[Old Man]
  Long ago...

  this village was where people
  who sacrificed their lives would
  come to live,

  they called it the
  "*Don't You Think It's Hot Blooded*"
  village.

  Well, I made that up,
  but it sounds true when I say it
  that way, doesn't it?

[Plasma Man]
  Mokubei, a *pipe maker* at *Mt. Fuji*,
  should be able to increase
  the power of your weapons,
  plasma!

[Old Man]
  I can hardly standon my own
  two legs, but I tell you,
  the Drum of the Festival brings
  power to my soul!

[Dog]
  A *weirdo* with a white face was
  roaming this village asking for
  the secret to the power of
  the festival, arf.

  But why would he ask a dog
  like me?!

[Old Man]
  If only I were just
  a little younger,
  I'd be the one on stage,

  but on second thoughts,
  I'd rather not! I'm afraid of
  high places.

[Boy]
  Hey, hey!
  My body's moving to the beat of
  the music.

  Yes! Flash! The rockin' kid!
  Shakin' it, baby!

[Young Woman]
  The drummer at the festival is
  not only popular with the girls.
  He's also popular with the boys!

[Man]
  Urrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  If the drummer of the festival
  were selected on looks,
  I just know they'd pick me.

[Young Man]
  The number one drum specialist
  in town! That's me, Hikozo!

  You're surprised?!
     Incredible!
     You ask why?!

  Haw, haw, haw, haw!

  With my drumstick techniques,
  I can make any item sound
  like drums!

  Ah, but, the other day
  I hit a dog tryin to make such
  a sound, but got into
  a lot of trouble.

  **No!!!**

  I'm too scared to go down.

  You ask why?

  How could you ask with that
  tone of voice?

Beth: As of late I've noticed
  this *nice scent* coming from
  the *Ocean*, arf.

  Mmm, what a scent!
  I'm quickly getting very hungry!

[Woman]
  I hear that *food* is disappearing
  recently from all over the place.

  Just the other day,
  the *foie gras* and *can of caviar*
  I'd been saving for a special
  occasion disappeared. Blast it!

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
  What will you have?
     Apple 15
     Bowl of noodles 25
     Kiritanpo 45

  Sweet yet sour, the taste of
  a freshly picked apple!

  Look, it's red and cute,
  just like my cheeks!

  The cute little bowls they
  comein make the meal
  even more delightful!

  I bet you I could eat
  more than you!

  It's good by itself,
  or in a hot bowl of soup!

  A well known dish
  from the Northeast Region,
  where the rice is excellent!

[Man]
  The *rival store* tot his shop
  is apparently right in the *Festival
  Village*,

  but I've never seen it there.
  I wonder where it is?

General Store: Welcome!
  What have you come to buy?
     Plum Rice Balls 120
     Fish Rice Balls 200
     Metal Armour 200

     This automatically recovers your
     strength to *maximum points*
     wenever it reaches 0.

[Fat Man]
  *UFOs* are often sighted at
  the *Stone Circle* of [Ugo].

  Incidentally, that's where
  our precious *cattle* were abducted.

  I can't take this any more.

[Northeast]

[*Mutsu]
   Mt. Fear

[Marker]
  [*Mt. Fear* -
     Back Route]

[*Mutsu*]
   Shoreline

[Sign]
  There is a *gate*
     located underwater.

  To open this, you must press
  the *red button* in the waters...

[*Ugo*]
  Stone Circle

[Mt. Fuji]

Mokubei: Well, well, well!
  Long time no see!

  What now?!
     We've come for a cup of coffee.
     Please improve our [Weapons].

Mokubei: Hey,
  this is *no* coffee shop!

Mokubei: Hm!
  So that's what you have
  come for... okay,

  stand back... and
  I'll show you what my training
  has done for me...

  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghh!

Mokubei: Whew! Well,
  how's that for
  improvement!
  There you go!

[System]
  The [Weapons] belonging to
  Goemon and allies
     improve to [*Level 2*]!

  (*Yae* can now use
     the *Sword Shield*!)

Goemon: Thank you Mokubei!

Mokubei: No problem!

Mokubei: It was a good thing
  I went to Mt. Fuji to
  train!

  But I never made a decent pipe
  before...

[Festival Village]

[Plasma Man]
  Destroy the *rock* blocking
  the Rear Entrance of [Mt. Fear],
  using your newly powered *weapons*,
  plasma!

[Witch's House]

Witch: You... you must have
  come here not knowing
  what to do.

Yae: How did you know?

Witch: Hee, hee, hee...!

  I've been in this for *120* years!

  All I need to do is look at
  your face, and I know exactly
  what you're thinking of!

  ...
  ...

  ...Ah!

  There's something!

  I can see something!

Ebisumaru: What?

Ebisumaru: is my *fly open*?

Witch:
  *That's not where I'm looking!* (laughs)

  I see an [*Old Man*] with
  a *strange* look,
  in a very dark place...

Ebisumaru: *Strange*?
  Then it could only be
  the *wise old man* in Iga!

Sasuke: *You must be joking!*

Witch: It sounds like you know
  this man...

  How about it!
  With *my powers*,
  I could call him out here!

Sasuke: Re-really?!

Sasuke: Please!
  I just want to get
  a glimpse of my
  *wise ol' man*!

Witch: All right!
  I'll do it for *300 ryo*!

Sasuke: Huh?!

Goemon: You're asking us
  for *money*?!

Witch: Of course!
  This is *business*.
  I've got to charge
  something!

Witch: *300 ryo*!
  Take it or leave it!
     I'll take it!
     I don't have that much!

Witch: In that case,
  it's no longer my concern.

Witch: Well,
  Did you get some money?
     You bet!
     Well, not quite...

Witch: Very well... Now,

  I'm going to call them all back!

  Hmmmm!

     Come come, come here,
     come here, here!

     Welcome, come come,
     come on baby!

     Come on, come come,
     Come back!!

     Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

     **Take that!!!**

Yae: Oh, the *wise ol' man*?

Wise Man: Oh, Yae, what a delight!

Wise Man: Aah... where in
  the world is this?

Sasuke: Ol' Man...
  what has happened to you
  ...oh no!!

Goemon: Wise Man!
  Tell us!

Goemon: We want to save *Kyushu*,
  and *Omitsu*...

Goemon: But we have no idea
  where to go or look...

Wise Man: Hmmm...
  I see...

Wise Man: As I understand it,
  *Kyushu* is floating
  in *outer space*.

Yae: *outer space*?!

Ebisumaru: Yeah, but how are
  we goin to get
  all the way out there?

Wise Man: There is one way...

Goemon: Huh?

Wise Man: Retrieve [*Miracle Items*]
  from the four *Flake Gang*
  leaders of Peach Mountain
  ...

Wise Man: ... and take it to
  the *altar* of
  the *Stone Circle* in [Ugo],
  to the *west*...

Wise Man: Then you'll be able to
  go to *outer space*!

Goemon: Awesome...

Goemon: But Wise Man!
  How do you know?!

Wise Man: Ahem!
  That's because I'm...

Wise Man:
  **The WISE MAN!**

Wise Man: Wait a minute!

Wise Man: I see you already have
  [*Three*] *Miracle Items*.

Wise Man: You only need *one* more!
  Good luck on your search.

Witch: You should be
  looking for...

  ...the *Miracle Item*
  the *Wise Man* was talking about!

  **Get going!**

[Festival Village]
  The *weirdo* of Peach Mountain,
  who's around somewhere,
  has the *Miracle Item* you are
  looking for, plasma.

  To find out where he is,
  listen well to the people
  of the [*Festival Village*],
  plasma!

[Tunnel]

[*Uzen*]
   Tunnel

[Waterfall of Kegon]

[Nikko]
   *Waterfall of Kegon*

Narrator: Take control of the
  *Legend of the Mermaid*!
  Looking for applicants!

  Do you ish to challenge
  the Legend?
     Yes, I do!
     I'm going to pass on this one.

  If you say so.
  Come back if you change
  your mind.

Narrator: Are you ready?!

[System]
  Do you want instructions
  for the training?
     No, that's fine!
     Yes, please tell me!

Narrator: Press the [*A* Button]
  several times *quickly*
  to climb the waterfall
  in front of you.

Narrator: If you reach the *goal*
  located at the top of
  the waterfall, within
  the specified time,

Narrator: you have *completed
  the training*!

Narrator: However...

Narrator: there will be [Oyakata]s
  appearing at thet op of
  the waterfall to try and
  foil your attempts!

Narrator: Use your *Control Stick*
  to keep you from falling
  into the *waterfall basin*!

Narrator: Ready...

Narrator:
  **Set...**

Narrator:
  **Go!**

[System]
  **BEAUTIFULLY
     DONE!!**

Narrator: Your gracious swimming
  skills are like that of
  the *Mermaid Princess*!

[System]
  Yae obtains
     the [*Mermaid*] magic powers!

  Now you can swim *underwater* in
  the deep ocean and rivers!

[Festival Village]

General Store: *Welcome!*
  What have you come to buy?
     Gold Helmet 250
     Gold Armour 350
     Surprise Pack 500

  With this you could defend
  yourself by resisting *8 shots* from
  the *enemy*.

  This will defend you against
  *8 attacks* from the enemy.

[Sea of Japan]

[*Japan Sea*]
   Underwater

[System]
  Yae receives
     the *[Yae Bazooka]*!

  This allows Yae to shoot at
     enemies from a distance!

  By continuously holding down
  the *B Button* and then letting go...

  the [*Lock on Bazooka*] is activated
  where by it will automatically
  lock on tot heenemies
  at which it is aimed.

[Sign]
  Find the hidden route
     using the *windup camera*...

Poron: You have finally made it
  as far as here to see me,
  the mighty *Poron*!

Poron: Do you ever give up?
  I sense you are
  *a die hard fine of mine*! (laughs)

Yae: I've come here, not to see
  you, but to find
  the *Miracle item*!

Poron: You're saying...
  not for me... but
  the *Miracle...*is thatso?

Poron: Tsk, tsk... it's too bad.

Poron: Last time I was in
  the *Kansai Region* on
  *a vacation*...

Poron: ...I dropped it somewhere
  in the [*Zazen Town*]. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Gasp!
  You've gotta be kidding!

Yae: Well, if he's not kidding,
  we must return to
  [*Zazen Town*] at once!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Lily: It's not goign to be
  that easy, la, la...

Goemon: *Lily*!

Lily: You're all getting
  in the way too often!

Lily: Therefore...

Lily: I'm taking you on a one way
  trip somewhere far,
  *far away*. (laughs)

Dancin': H-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Dancin': Yeeeess, la, la...

Dancin': You're invited to *hell*,
  *Fernandez*, la, la!

Lily: **Dancin'!**

Lily: What are YOU doing here!

Dancin': I just thought,
  since I've only been in
  a few *scenes*...

Dancin': By the way,
  the word *scenes*...

Dancin': Has nothing to do with
  my name, cuz my name is
  not *Dan-scene*, la, la...! (Oooh...)

Lily: You're taking valuable time
  away from *MY scene* to
  tell us that awful *joke*!

Dancin': You've got much to
  learn... to be a *star*,
  you've got to stand out
  like a sore thumb!

Lily: That's not fair!! (laughs)

Poron: Um... Ah

Poron: Mr. Dancin'...

Poron: Ms. Lily...

Poron: What should I do? (laughs)

Dancin': ...*ouch!* (laughs)

Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't
  you use the *deivce* to get
  rid of those guys!

Dancin': ...*ouch, I say!* (laughs)

Poron: Ah, yes sir!

Dancin': Anyway, goodbye, *Fernandez*!

Lily: He-ey!
  That's my **line**! (applause, laughs)

Goemon: What was that all about? (laughs)

Poron: Well, as the man says...

Poron: *Goodbye!*

Poron: *Switch to the...*

  **ON position!**

Poron: Bye!

Yae: Ah, *wait!*

Ebisumaru: What is going on?!

[System]
  T minus
     **30** seconds...

Yae: It looks like the *time bomb*
  has been activated.

Ebisumaru: Are you saying we're
  going to be food for
  the fish in a matter
  of seconds?

Sasuke: It's nothing to be
  joking about!

Yae: It's times like this
  when it's important
  to stay calm...

[System]
  The Charming Mermaid

     **THAISAMBA 2**

Impact: Well, I've got
  a *movie* to complete...

Impact: ...so I must head back
  to *France*!

Impact: If you need me again,
  *Au Revoir*!

[Festival Village]

[Plasma Man]
  Ask the *Collector* of [*Zazen Town*],
  plasma!

[Zazen Town]

Benkei: What is it today?

Yae: Excuse me, Mr. Benkei,
  I'd like to ask you
  something...

Yae: Would you not have something
  called a *Miracle Item*?

Benkei: Huh?
  A *Miracle*...?

  No, I'm sorry,
  I don't have any such thing.

  But maybe *he* would have it...

Ebisumaru: Uh-huh,
  and who could that be?

Benkei: Well, there is the *collector*
  with a collection even
  greater than mine...

  ...I believe his name
  was [*Kihachi*].

Yae: Where could we find
  this *Mr. Kihachi*?

Benkei: He lives on
  the [*Center Pond*]
  of Zazen Town!

Benkei: Hmmm...
  I can't lose to *Kihachi*!

  I must build on my collection!

[Kihachi]
  What'd you say?

  What do you want with me,
  the might water imp *Kihachi*?

Yae: I'm sorry to bother you...

Yae: But do you remember
  picking up an unusual *item*
  around here?

Kihachi: Hmmm...
  Maybe you're referring to
  this *odd item* I picked up
  the other day?

Goemon: Is that a fact?
  If that's true,
  can you give it to us?

Kihachi: Get real!
  You don't just ask to
  get something for nothing!

Kihachi: Try carving the word
  "*WORLD*" in that piece
  of rock...

Kihachi: And tell me out loud
  what you have...

Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty
  tough, it's no easy task
  to carve "*WORLD*" on
  here!

Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs)

Kihachi: In any case,
  I can't just go around
  giving away parts of my
  valuable *collection*.

Yae: Please reconsider.
  We really need *that item*.

Kihachi: Hmmmmmm...

Kihachi: It's so hard to say no
  to someone so *cute*
  as you. (laughs)

Kihachi: All right!
  I'll give it to you
  if you bring me
  my *favorite food*.

Ebisumaru: Your *favorite food*?

Kihachi: Yes!
  *My favourite food*!

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: *Cucumber*...

[Old Woman]
  I know, I know!

  You've come to ask about
  Kihachi's *favorite food*, right?

  The best person to ask is
  the *priest* at the *Golden Temple*!

  You should be able to find
  something out there...

  Oh, right, before you go,
  let me give you some things
  you can use!

[System]
  Goemon receives,
     [*Fish Rice Balls*],
     [*Golden Armor*] and
     [*Golden Helmet*]!

[Woman]
  The *son* of the priest at
  the *Golden Temple* makes
  really good *cucumbers*...

  If you want to meet [*the son*],
  you should ask the *priest*
  where you could find him.

[Messenger]
  I became a *messenger* so that
  I could strengthen my legs,
  to *jump* greater heights!

  Ever since I was a child,
  I've always wanted to light up
  the *Big Sacred Fire*!

[Woman]
  Kihachi loves the *cucumber*
  made by the *son* of the priest
  at the *Oolden Temple*...

  On the other hand,
  he doesn't like *cockroaches*...

  ...
  ...

  Well, I don't know anyone
  who does!

[Old Man]
  By using my *Super Memory*,
  I remember that...

  while gazing up at
  the Big Sacred Fire,
  *Kihachi*, the water imp...

  was eating the *cucumber*
  made by the *son* of the priest!

[Woman]
  Kihachi's not my type!

  Oh, you're not asking
  if I like Kihachi?
  You're asking me what Kihachi
  likes?

  Um, ah, wait!
  I had no idea you were...

  ...

  ...uh, anyway,
  I've got no idea!

[Dog]
  Kihachi was always eating
  this *green long thing*, arf!

Chiyomaru: Kihachi would often
  come to this Creek and...

  force me to eat some
  *cucumbers*...

[Man]
  You want to know Kihachi's
  *favorite food*?

  That would be the *cucumber*
  made by the *son* of the priest
  of the *Golden Temple*!

[Woman]
  If you want to know what
  Kihiachi's *favourite food* is,
  you should go see the *priest*
  at the Golden Temple.

[Boy]
  You have something to ask me?
     Who is Kihachi?
     What's Kihachi's favorite food?

  Well, it's a bit complicated...

  He was saying something
  about popping up at the end
  of the game and running off
  with the best part!

  I know!

  He was at the *Center Pond*
  crunching on [*cucumber*]
  made by the *son* of the priest.

[Young Man]
  Kihachi?!

  I can't stand his guts!

  He replaces the octopus with
  cucumber!

  If he does that, they're
  no longer octopus dumplings!
  They're cucumber dumplings!

[Boy]
  A water imp loves *cucumber*!

  Kihachi, in particular,
  loves the cucumber made by
  the *son* of the priest at
  the Golden Temple!

[Plasma Man]
  To climb the extremely *high step*
  of *Mt. Kyoigatake*, and meet
  the *cucumber*-making expert,

  you need to train to obtain
  the technique to increase your
  power to *jump*, plasma!

  Ask the [*Priest*] of
  the Golden Temple, plasma!

[Guard]
  Kihachi's *favorite food*...?

  Well it doesn't seem to be
  *Gigantic Robots*.

[Young Man]
  The *Big Sacred Fire* is above
  here!

  But you have to take a *big jump*
  to get up there!

Priest: So, you've come to
  listen to my sermon?
     No, no, no. Where is your son?
     We could save that for next...

Priest: What?
  you want to see my *son*?

  My son's gone to watch
  the *Big Sacred Fire*...

  You'll find him at [*Mt. Nyoigatake*],
  next to this Temple.

Yae: So, we can meet him
  at *Mt. Nyoigatake*?

Priest: Tsk, Tsk...
  It won't be quite
  that simple.

  To get to the [*Big Fire*] of
  *Mt. Nyoigatake*...

  Only those with extensive
  *training*, who can *jump*
  unimaginable heights,
  will be able to proceed.

  Do you think you could do
  that?
     I'll try.
     I hate training.

  Youngsters today are all
  a bunch of wimps...

  Have you changed your mind
  yet about the training?
     I'll try.
     No, no, no...

  Wow!
  I admire your spirit!

  Let's begin with the training
  then!

  In [*Bizen*] of
  the Chugoku Region, there is
  a *locked warehouse*...

  Inside that warehouse is
  a *training gym*, and here is
  the [*key*] to the gym.

  OK!
  This is the *key* that will
  open the training gym.

  Don't give up!

[System]
  Goemon and allies
     receive the [*Key to Training*]!

  If you don't want to
  listen, just say you
  don't want to listen!

Priest: You'll be in
  the *warehouse* at
  [Bizen] during the whole
  time you're training!

  I wonder if you have the *guts*
  to overcome the training...

[Bizen]

[Trainer]
  Good of you to come!

  This is where you will train to
  develop your legs and ankles,
  and become a *Super Jumper*!

  Have you come to take on
  this training?

  Is that so?
  I'm too busy to be dealing
  with jokers like you anyway!

  Hmmm.
  It wouldn't be for you...

  It's got to be someone with
  *Triangular eyebrows* and
  a *round head*.

  I'll show you to the Training Gym.

Narrator: I will now explain the training!

Narrator: You will *jump* from
  *foothold to foothold*
  around the pillar, within
  a specified *time limit*!

Narrator: You have completed your
  training when you reach
  the *goal* at the very top.

Narrator: *Jump* over the footholds
  that will move!
  Try your best to finish
  within the *time limit*!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
  **Start!**

[Trainer]
  *Bravo!*
  From now on, you can call
  yourself a *Super Jumper*!

[System]
  Sasuke obtains
     the [*Flying*] magic powers!

  Using the *Super Jump*, you can
  go to *high places* that were
  previously unreachable!

[Trainer]
  Jumping is *my life*,
  it's all I've known!

[Zazen Town]

Kihachi: *Cucumber* that
  the *priest's son* makes...

[Plasma Man]
  Use the [*Flying*] magic powers
  to climb on to the steps
  of *Mt. Nyoigatake*.

  There you'll meet the *son* of
  the priest, plasma!

Priest: Hmm!
  You're pretty good.

  To commemorate this occasion,
  how about an *autograph* from me?

Son: What?
  You've come all the way here...

Son: So what do you want?
  To see the Big Sacred Fire...
  Do you have Kihachi's favorite?

Son: Well, beautiful isn't it!

Son: To be able to watch with
  such a *cute girl*!

Son: Ah?
  About the *cucumber*?

  Oh, did you want some of
  the *cucumber* I grew?
     Yes!
     No, I won't bother.

  I didn't think so.
  You don't look like
  a *water imp* to me.

Son: So you want my *cucumbers*
  after all?
     Yes!
     No thanks.

  Okay, I'll sell it to you for *800* ryo!
  Do you want it even at that price?
     Yeah!
     What?! That's too much!!

Son: If you can't appreciate
  the value of my cucumbers,
  you can leave right now!

Son: You've made a wise purchase!

Son: Here you go.

[System]
  Goemon and allies
     receive [*Quality Cucumber*]!

Son: I already sold *you* cucumbers!

[Plasma Man]
  Go! Take those *Cucumbers*
  you have to *Kihachi*, plasma!

Kihachi: Yes! That's it!

[System]
  Goemon and allies trade their
  *quality cucumber* with
  Kihachi's [*Miracle Item*].

  Goemon and allies
  receive the [*Miracle Snow*],
     shaped like a snow flake.

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: Eating cucumber
  while watching
  the Big Sacred Fire..

Kihachi: Nothing could match
  this...

[Stone Circle]

Goemon: There!
  We now have all
  the *Miracle Items*!

Goemon: Take us to *outer space*!

Pemopemo God:
  I am the *Pemopemo God*...

Pemopemo God:
  Let me warn you that once
  you go to *outer space*, you
  may never be able to return.

Pemopemo God: Will you still go...?
  Yes, we will!
  No, we're not going...

Pemopemo God:
  Come back when you get
  the courage to go.

Pemopemo God:
  I commend you for your
  courage!

[Kyushu]

[*Gorgeous
  Musical Castle*]

[Man]
  This is where *Sogen Town*
  of [Bizen] used to be!

  It's become so *strange*,
  it makes you want to yell
  "*This is nothing like Kyushu!*"
  Boo-hoo.

[Woman]
  The Peach Mountain musical is
  on twice a day
     - at 1:00 and 5:00 p.m.

  It's always the same content,
  but I keep on seeing it anyway.

[Boy]
  When I woke up in the morning,
  the town looked so *different*!

  Well,
  it doesn't really matter to me.

[Man]
  Our [*Sogen Town*] has become
  what it is now in an *instant*.

  I've got no idea how we're
  going to be able to manage
  from now on.

[Man]
  This area is terrible for business,
  *nobody* comes here.

  I should just give up
  being a merchant and
  become a *Musical Star*!

[Woman]
  I saw Peach Mountain shoguns
  *musical* yesterday as well!

  *Dancin'* is just *great*!

[Innkeeper]
  The room is prepared so that
  you can at least sleep in it.

  You can relax in this room
  to a certain extent.

  The room is gorgeous!
  Wonderful! Fantastic!

[Young Man]
  Do the young women prefer
  flashy men like...
  that *Dancin'* guy?

  Maybe I should be wearing
  *makekup* myself.

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
  What will you have?
     Sponge Cake 15
     Round Radish 25
     Chanpon Noodles 45

  So sweet it will make your cheeks
  melt.

  A soft and sweet snack from
  the Netherlands.

  Wow, a fat, healthy radish!

  It's a super huge radish!

  Delicious noodles with plenty
  of vegetables.

  Lots o' vegetables,
  lots o' seafood.

[Old Man]
  All the *young women* seem to
  be going to the *Peach Mountain
  Musical* quite often.

  I wonder if it's the same in
  other towns as well?

[Girl]
  Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

  How's my *imitation*?
  Don't I sound just like *Kitty Lily*!

  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

  How's my *imitation*?
  Don't I sound just like
  *Spring Breeze Dancin'*!

  PLASMA!!

  Woops! My mistake!

Omitsu: Oh! *Goemon*!

Goemon: **OMITSU!**

Goemon: I'm glad you're okay!

Goemon: I didn't know what would
  happen when I saw *Kyushu*
  flying away.

Omitsu: It surprised me at the
  time, but I'm all right.
  I'm sorry to have
  worried you.

Yae: But to see all of Kyushu
  in this state.

Goemon: Peach Mountain's
  *Instant Stage Beam*'s power
  has increased!

Sasuke: We've got to do
  something quickly!

Sasuke: Just imagine if they
  continued to do
  this to *all of Japan*!

Ebisumaru: That's right!
  By the way,
  I wonder where
  *Dancin'* and *Lily* are?

Omitsu: I heard that they were
  behind the *doors* right
  ahead of us.

Omitsu: But the door's *rigid* and
  *cannot be opened* easily.

Ebisumaru: Then I'll *huff*,
  and I'll *puff*,
  and I'll *blow*
  the door down. (laugh)

Sasuke: We've got no time
  for *dumb jokes*!(laugh)

Omitsu: *I know!*

Omitsu: I know *someone* who could
  *help* us.

Goemon: *Who*?!

Omitsu: I'm sure...
  he's at the *restaurant*.

Omitsu: I'm sure we can find
  the person who can help
  us at the *restaurant*.

Wise Man:: Hey! *Goemon*, it's you!

Goemon: What?! *Wise Man*!

Sasuke: It is!
  It's my ol' man, *Wise Man*!
  I am just overjoyed to
  see you!

Goemon: But I thought
  Wise Man died.

Wise Man: You couldn't be further
  from the truth!
  Just look at me,
  I'm as *healthy* as ever!

Goemon: Then *who* was the spirit
  the *Witch* called for us? (laughs)

Yae: Yes, there is something
  strange about that,
  but let's not worry
  about it now. (laughs)

Yae: But what are you doing here?!

Wise Man: Well... I was caught by
  the *Peach Mountain guys*.

Wise Man: And... I gave them
  *Mechanical Robots* and
  an *Instant Stage Beam*...

Wise Man: Well... in exchange for
  a *muscle car* poster and
  five *car magazines*... (laughs)

Goemon: ...
  **What?!**

Wise Man: Oh, ah, I mean
  I strongly resisted
  but they *forced* me
  to make them. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Well it all makes sense
  then, the mechanics
  seemed so familiar.

Wise Man: I don't know
  what to say.

Goemon: But that's strange.
  If they *kidnapped you*,
  what reason did they have
  to *blow up your home*?

Wise Man: What did you just say?!
  My house has been
  *blown up*?!

Wise Man: Grrrr!
  All those *car magazines*
  I collected over the years!

Wise Man: Who could do such
  a thing?!

Ebisumaru: We believe
  it was probably
  the *Peach Mountain guys*.

Sasuke: ..

Wise Man: *I will not forgive them.*

Wise Man: Hand me your [*Weapons*].

Wise Man: Here, take *this*!

[System]
  The power of the *weapons*
  belonging to Goemon and the allies
     has increased to *[Level 3]*!

  With these *weapons*,
  even rigid *doors* can be destroyed!

Ebisumaru: Don't you feel
  our journey is taking
  some wild turns?! (laughs)

Wise Man: Go get 'em!
  Take revenge for my poor
  *car magazines*.

Omitsu: Good luck, everyone!

[Gorgeous Music Castle]

[*Peach Mountain Main Hall*]
   Entrance

Dancin': *Welcome!*

Lily: Welcome to our *stage*,
  la, la...

Dancin': *Fernandez*!

Goemon: I'm not *Fernandez*!

Dancin': Behave yourself!
  This will be your last
  stop anyway!!

Goemon: What do you mean?!

Dancin': Today is the day
  you get to...

Dancin': ...**experience our**..

  **Secret Powers!**

Ebisumaru: What's this extra
  confidence I sense? (laughs)

Yae: I don't know what *secret
  powers* they say they have,
  but they can't defeat us!

Sasuke: Yes, you're right!
  I don't see any way that
  they can beat us!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lily: Don't be so
  sure of yourselves!

Dancin': All we have to do is join
  our *two forces* together,
  la, la!

Lily: And it will be history for...

Lily:
  **You guys!**

Dancin': Starting right now,
  we will make you our...

Dancin': *Die hard fans*, yes...

Dancin':
  **Die hard fans!**

Goemon: What?! (laughs)

Lily: Listen, la, la!
  To this *so-ong*, la, la...!

Dancin': Observe, la, la!
  The *dance*, la, la...!

Dancin': Of
  **the Peach Mountain Shoguns,**
     la, la...!

[Gorgeous My Stage]

  [Dancin']
     All you sheep in
        search of a shepherd

  [Lily]
     Look up

  [Dancin']
     To my Stage

  Gorgeous

  My Stage

  Like a rose that blooms in nature

  That sweet scent

  Melody to surround us
     (Sweet Me-mory)

  As our dream continues

  Tonight

  Oh! Gorgeous my,

  My Stage!

  (Applause)

Goemon: Whew!
  What was that...

Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it...

Ebisumaru: I don't know...
  but I think I'm...
  becoming *a die hard fan*...
  of *Dancin'* and *Lily*...

Yae: Come on!
  Open your eyes!

Sasuke: Hey, where did *Dancin'*
  and *the guys* go!?

Yae: What the...?!

[System]
  T minus **120** seconds...

Goemon: Swine!
  They re-activated
  the *time bomb*, and ran! (laughs)

[System]
  T minus **100** seconds...

Goemon: I'm not letting
  them escape!

Dancin': *That*...

  that cannot be... Me,
  a *big star*, lose like this?

Lily: *Awwwww!*

Dancin':
  But *Fernandez*!

  Don't think for a moment
  that you have won!

  As long as the *Instant Stage
  Beam* remains in our control,

  I'm certain we'll one day turn
  *Japan* into a *gorgeous stage*...

Goemon: *Shut up!*

  Your *evil plans* will end
  as of now!

  And my name is not
  *Fernandez*!

  It's **Goemon!**

  Go get him!

  **IMPACT!!!**

Goemon: There!
  How does that feel?

Sasuke: Look at how far he has
  flown through...

  ...now he has really become
  a *STAR* in outer space!

Goemon: Okay!
  I'm headed home!

Goemon: Now, Japan will be
  peaceful again!

Sasuke: But Goemon...

  what shall we do with *Kyushu*,
  still in *outer space*?

Goemon: Whoops!!

  I forgot about that!
  *Omitsu's still there*...

Ebisumaru: Ahoy!

  That looks like *Kyushu*
  over there!

Yae: Yes, I see it too!

Yae: I'd say that *the time bomb*
  set by Dancin'...

  happened to just take out the
  *Control Device* of that Castle.

Goemon / Ebisumaru:
  Too good to be true...

Sasuke: Oh, but first...

  we must go to pick up my *ol' man*
  and *Omitsu*.

Goemon: Oh yeah!
  You're right!

Ebisumaru: Well,
  should we get going!?

Goemon: Mmm?
  Wait, what's that?

Girls: *Scream! Screeeeaam!*

Ebisumaru: Look there!
  Goemon!

  Look at all those *cute girls*!

Goemon: Well, ah, *of course*!

  We're the *heroes* that saved
  Japan rom the *Peach Mountain*!

Yae: But why is this the first
  time they've been so happy?

Goemon: Well, it must have
  something to do with them...

  finally noticing my *good looks*!

Goemon: Hey, hey!
  Everyone just calm down!

Ebisumaru: Everone here wanting
  my *autograph*, start a line here.

  Nyo-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
  ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Yae: Hmmm...

  don't you think these girls
  are acting kind of strange?

Goemon / Ebisumaru: *What?*

Girl*A*: Hey! *You guys*!!

  What have you done to *Dancin'*?!

Girl*B*: The oh-so-beautiful song
  and dance of *Dancin'* and *Lily*...

  we won't be able to see them.
  Thanks to you! You little...

All:
  **Gasp!**

Ebisumaru: *I can't believe this!*

[Credits]

MYSTICAL NINJA Staff

  CHIEF DIRECTOR
Etsunobu Ebisu

  PLANNER
Keita Kawaminami
Madoka Yamauchi

  SCENARIO
Keita Kawaminami

  PROGRAM DIRECTOR
Etsunobu Ebisu

  SYSTEM PROGRAM
Makoto Yamaguchi

  PLAYER PROGRAM
Kouichi Yagi
Makoto Yamaguchi

  ENEMY PROGORAM
Osumu Maruyama
Katsuma Kashiwagi
Kenya Maeda

  EVENT & DEMO PROGRAM
Noriyuki Gonda
Masaru Moriwaki
Masahiro Yamamoto

  BOMBER PROGRAM
Takayuki Inoue

  IMPACTBOSS PROGRAM
Tomoharu Okutani

  DESIGN DIRECTOR
Madoka Yamauchi

  PLAYER DESIGN
Kazue Hamagaki
Madoka Yamauchi

  ENEMY DESIGN
Kazue Hamagaki
Kazuhiro Hiruo
Tomomi Maeda

  FIELD DESIGN
Mikayo Suenaga
Tae Yabu
Keiko Ohashi
Terue Hayashi

  FIELD DESIGN
Rumiko Matsumoto
Kazuhiro Hiruo
Mika Nakasako

  SUBGAME DESIGN
Mikayo Suenaga
Mika Nakasako
Terue Hayashi
Keiko Ohashi

  BOMBER DESIGN
Tomomi Maeda
Keiko Ohashi

  IMPACTBOSS DESIGN
Mika Nakasako
Madoka Yamauchi

  SOUND DIRECTOR
Tomoya Tomita

  SOUND EFFECT
Ayumu Kashizaki

  COMPOSER
Shigeru Araki
Kato Yusuke
Saiko Miki
Yasumasa Kitagawa

  DESIGN DIRECTION
Kazuhiro Namba
Narutoshi Yamaoka
Satoko Naito
Takashi Kakuta
Kiyoko Kanaji

The Theme of "MYSTICAL NINJA"
  Song: Hironobu Kageyama

"Gorgeous my stage"
  Song: Toshihiro Tachibana
  Etsuyo Ota

"I am Impact!"
  Song: Ichiro Mizuki

  VOICE ACTORS
Shinichiro Ota
Kenichi Ogata
Junko Hori
Rumi Kasahara
Kotono Mitsuishi
Koichi Yamadera
Chafurin

  SPECIAL THANKS
Takeo Yakushiji
Ai Fukuyama
Daisuke Torii
Ikuo Shibuya
Takashi Yoshida
   (IZM)
Tomoharu Morisawa
Takahiro Nakajima
Masahiko Kimura
Hideto Inoue
Takashi Sasugano
   (KME)

  SOUND PRODUCER
Kazuhiko Uehara

  PRODUCER
Shigeharu Umezaki

  EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Kuniaki Kinoshita

  PRESENTED BY
(Konami Entertainment Company of Osaka)

KCEO
DEVEOPED BY
KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT OSAKA Co., Ltd.

KONAMI
©1998 KONAMI ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Congratulations
   on completeing the game!

The number of Fortune Dolls you collected

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4.) Credits
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I, ZeaLitY, typed the entire thing because it would take too long to find
a rom hacker willing to extract the script.

I am the King.

Thanks to RL&S for motivation.

http://www.chronocompendium.com/