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Telophone Number FAQ
Version 1.2 (Last updated June 6 2005
By Extremejon (
[email protected])
Table of Contents
01. Introduction
02. Numbers
03. Messages
04. Wraping it up.
A.Updates
B.Copyright
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01: Introduction~~~~~~~~~
Hmmm... this is my first FAQ ive submitted, and its
about the telphone souvenir in the "Other" Section.
Or rather, the numbers that you can put into it to hear
often hillarious messages. You can find the phone by
beating Dribble and Spitzs' stage. I will add the
numbers as I find them. Or, if you find some that I
don't have on here, feel free to email them to me.
Ok, let's get this train wreak-a-rollin.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01: Numbers~~~~~~~~~
In this part I'll have the numbers, along with a
short Description. In order to prevent
spoiling the surprise, I'll put what they
actully say later.
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Number| Description |
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3341 |Depressing |
4949 |Pizza Dinosaur |
3939 |Mona Pizza |
4123 |helpful Hint Guy |
8472 |Don't Sweat |
7171 |Hang Up! |
9646 |Not Interested |
8888 |Wahahaha.... |
7450 |Thanks |
5071 |Fortune teller |
1203 |Fronk |
1153 |Freindly |
0881 |Paranoid |
0099 |Creep! |
8324 |Chain Number1 |
7946 |Chain Number2 |
2569 |Chain Number3 |
0222 |Cat |
5963 |Take Breaks |
1234 |Dumped |
6741 |Useless |
4111 |Helpful hint 2 |
4906 |Late |
1212 |Dice |
5963 |Break |
2999 |Kid |
1111 |Rain |
4649 |Psychic |
4122 |Helpful hint 3 |
2525 |Mona |
4141 |Helpful hint 4 |
0883 |Reception |
4182 |Helpful hint 5 |
6967 |Earlier |
9467 |Mistake |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~03: Messages~~~~~~~~~
Here is a list of the messages that Appear
after you type in the numbers.
Some of them apparently have branch to have several
different messages. I will post them each also.
3341: Alone... So alone... I'm all alone...
Won't someone play with me?
4949: 1.Wassup! Pizza D Here! During my last delivery,
I slipped on something and bit it Hard!
Consequently I've closed up the shop for the
day...try again tomorrow. Sorry!
2.Hello, Pizza Dinosaur here. Mona Pizza's closed
today. I heard they are going to be closed though
next year. We here at pizza dinosaur never close,
so tell us what you want, when you want it! And
we'll bring you something you didn’t order in a
couple days.
3.You've reached Pizza dinosaur, where our motto
is CRUSH THE COMPETIONTION. our special Today
is the T-rex set. But don't worry It's not
Like we used lizard meat or anything...we
would never do- wait! Hello? Did you hang up?
3939: Buon Giro! Mona Pizza!
1.My name is Joe! I'm the Manager of this joint!
2.Joe Speaking
Who? Mona?
1.She just left for school.
2.She's on a date.
3.She's out delivering Pies.
Enough about that, Though. Did I tell you my name
is Joe? I'm the manager.
1.And I'm a dog. My mom is so proud! You see, all
the other dogs in my family became just pets.
I'm really the only working dog in my family
except for that one cousin who work for the
blind..
2.Belive it or not, I'm a dog.
2.1.I like how they trust me not to eat the pizzas.
That's how I got to became the manager! Plus,
I look pretty debonair in this cheifs hat.
Don't you think?
2.2.You wouldn’t think I'd be able to work my way
up to manager, huh? On account of the lack of
thumbs and lips and all...
What's that? Oh yeah...your order...
4123: Hello I'm the helpful hint guy! Did you know you can
make the messages at the bottom of the screen scroll
faster by pressing L? What? you already knew that?
Never mind then...
8472: I think this kind of thing happens all the time, don't
sweat the small stuff!
7171: Hey! You must hang up now! Quickly! If you don't
hang up now, there'll be trouble! What? You don't
know how to? Press A. Press A to hang up, I said!
Why are you still there? I said, Hang up!
Do it! Now! please! hang up! Oh yeah, I guess
I could just hang up on you. CLICK
9646: Listen, Pal. I already told you I'm not interested in
whatever your selling, not stop calling during dinner!
8888: Whahhahaha...hyahahaha...heeheeheehee
....Heeheeheehee...Hohohoho!
7456: Oh...Hey, thanks for yesterday. I had a great time.
We should do it again soon. Thanks for calling.
I'll talk to you later.
5071: Your fortune today is-
1.I'm sorry to say- TERRIBLE! You might want
to go back to bed
2.Pretty good! It might be a good idea to try
something new.
3.Pure joy! Everything will go the way you want
it to! Yippy Skippy!
1203: Fronk here.
1.You want to know the meaning to life? How
fortunate you have the leisure to ponder
such things, some people have these things
called JOBS!
2.You keep asking me the meaning of life, and all I
can say is I DONT KNOW. for all know there IS NO
MEANING! Aw, quit being so glum. Have a piece of candy.
3.What can I do for you? The meaning of life is what you
seek? I don't know why you think I have the answer? OK.
Here's a platitude for you: Change your perspective,
Maybe you'll find your answer. Satisfied?
4.WHAT? You're seeking the meaning of life?
The meaning of life might be to find the meaning
of life. Deep, I know.
5.Whatcha want? I see... The meaning of life is what you
seek. This is a question for less important people then
those who plague me.
1153: Hey! Long time no talk! How've you been? I'm so happy you
called! We've gotten all settled in and are almost ready
for guests. When are you coming?
0881: I told you not to call me at this number! my line is
tapped! There following me! Oh, No! They found me!
Save yourse-Beep....beep....
0099: Ew! You creep! Why are you calling me at this hour?
Creep!
8324: You scared me! My phone never rings! I'm going to give
you a number, so you call it ok? Its 7946.
7946: Hey! where'd you get this number? Doesn't matter! I'm
going to give you a number, and you need to call it.
It's 2569. Got it?
2569: Hey! where'd you get this number? Doesn't matter! I'm
going to give you a number, and you need to call it.
It's 8324. Got it?
0222: Meeeeeeoooooow...Mew?
5963: You're working hard. Shaking your system can take a
lot outta you, so make sure you take breaks, 'k?
Don't work yourself too hard!
1234: Hey! Remember me? The guy you sent the Dear John Letter
to today? The guy YOU DUMPED? Just wanted to say GOOD
RIDDANCE!
6741: ..........................Useless.
4111: Helpful hint guy says, "Never leave home without
a helmet"
4906: Helloo! What can I do ya for? Oh, You're right! I'm
going to be late! Thanks for the call!
1212: This is the dice phone, when you need a number give
me a call And here is your rol...You get a (1-6)!
5963: You 're working hard. Shaking your system can take alot
out of you so make sure you take breaks, k"? Don't work
yourself too hard!
2999: Hello. Are you being a good kid? I'm sorry I'm always
coming home so late. I'm going to hurry up and finish
here, so I can come home. Don't hate me ok? I'll be
home soon.
1111: 1.This is the weather report. Next years forecast is
rain. Typical.
2.Todays report is rain. But you should know that, cause
your phone is pouring!
3.This is the weather report. Tomorrow's forecast calls
for...rain! Surprise, surprise!
4649: You've reached the Warioware psychic hotline. Oooooh!
Just for twenty dollars a minute, I will slowly reveal
the secret meestreies from beyond the unknown. I
will give you clarity and lightness of wallet. Ohoo!!!!
4122: Hello. I'm the helpful hint guy! if your game doesn’t
seem to be working correctly, you might want to try
giving it a break. try pausing it for a bit. It
should be fine when you come back to it.
2525: 1.Hi there! You’ve reached Mona. I've just popped out
for a bit, so try me again later!
2.Hello! this is Mona! I'm just a little busy right now,
would you please try me again later?
3.Hello. Oh, did you want to talk to Mona? she was just
here. She probably went to the pizza shop.
4141: Hello. Im the Helpful hint guy! Ever been playing
"Warioware: Twisted!" and accidentally pressed start
and paused the game? change the pause settings in
the options menu.
0883: Hello! I'm getting bad reception here, but when do you
think you'll be able to join us? What am I saying?
We'll wait for you as long as we need to, so don't rush.
See you later!
4182: Hello. I'm the Helpful hint guy! you know how you collect
games in the spindex? Once you have collected all the
games you collect a secret game. oooh, mysterious.
6967: Did you call me eariler? What? you didn’t? This is a
wrong number?! What's going on?!
9467: Oops, I made a mistake!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~04:Wraping it up~~~~~~~~~
====A:Updates====
3:41 PM 11/13/2005 Version 1.4: Added a single new number.
Thanks to Dan Giammalvo.
12:01 AM 6/10/2005: Version 1.3, Added a Lota new numbers.
Thanks to everyone for finding numbers that I dident have.
This should be the final version.
2:41 AM 6/7/2005 Updated to Version 1.2: Added 7 more numbers
and spellchecked
====B:Coyright====
Ok, This whole dang thing is copyright by Extremejon 2005.
The game itself is copyright nintendo. I'm not making money
off this, or at least I don't think I am. Don't use this guide
anywhere without my permission, all right? I put my blood,
sweat and tears into this guide. Well, maybe not my blood. But
I did cry a few times.
This file is for gamefaqs.com only.
© Copyright 2005 Extremejon
