Character Abilities FAQ
Timesplitters 2 (GCN)
Cayene of Doma
I. Introduction
II. Version History
III. Legal Jargon
IV. The Characters
V. Rankings
VI. Conclusion
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Section I. Introduction
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There have been many discussions on the boards about who the "best" character
is. While there isn't one true "best" of the bunch, they can be classified and
ranked by statistics.
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Section II. Version History
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Version 2.0
-New format implemented.
-Added Rankings section
Version 2.0 Part II
-Changed my email address. Go GMail!
-Removed defunct sites from the allowed list.
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Section III. Legal Jargon
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Section IV. The Characters
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NOTE: Undead means that the character can be decapitated and still keep going.
Accountant
Amateur League > Team Series A > Men in Gray
Claims to know the difference between a double tap entry wound and double entry
bookkeeping- but we're not so sure.
Always on the lookout for a quick buck, Sally latched onto the Colonel's gang
for the chance of fortune and power. They latched onto her for great cooking
and special cuddles.
Modeling the latest in heavy gold jewelry, nose piercing, pudding bowl
haircut and high performance athletic support, this guy cuts a mean dash
through any tropical rainforest. He's not so keen on prickly thickets though!
Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Time to Split
Once a high fashion model, Barby Gimp turned her back forever on the world of
glamour when she decided to have surgical steel fighting claw implants. She
still likes to watch the HoloSoaps on her Neural Visor.
Rescued from a animal trap by Lola Varuska, Bear is fanatically loyal and will
fight to the death to protect the circus. He's had his fez ever since he was a
cub.
After buying out the Falucci Brothers olive oil import business, Big Tony
turned his now slippery hands to more criminal activities. But liquor, loose
women and the numbers racket weren't enough- lately it seems he's been taking
shipments from some dodgy out of town characters.
Honorary League > Elimination Series > Brace Yourself
Despite the fact that he always gets the blame when things go wrong, Braces
remains a loyal foot soldier in Big Tony's mob. Whatever he lacks in
intelligence he more than makes up for in brute strength.
Candy graduated from cadet training just two weeks ago. Although there's been
cheap talk around the academy that she failed Astronavigation but got a
dispensation because she has a cute butt.
Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Someone Has Got to Pay
Capt. Night is the daring leader of the Special Forces. He likes to deploy his
troops at the slightest sign of trouble. Some of the senior staff officers
think that perhaps there's a little too much deploying going on...
Capt. Pain could have gone all the way to the top. Unfortunately he volunteered
for an experiment in the labs and now he wanders the earth as a soulless
monster.
Adventurer extraordinaire, Capt. Ash's exploits have carried him to the four
corners of the earth. He's always accompanied by the most glamorous assistants
and never averse to stopping for a spot of afternoon tiffin. Just to keep the
pecker up, you understand- Tally ho!
Before becoming a highly decorated officer in the LAPD, Chastity ran with the
gangs in the back streets of Neo Tokyo. She has vowed to help Ghost clear his
name and regain his honor.
After deserting from the Confederate army, the Colonel went deep into South
America searching for Inca gold. He returned a changed man, evil and in
possession of strange allies...
Not just an excellent soldier, Corporal Hart is also an expert with all kinds
of mechanical and computer technology. She has found her servo-enhanced Tritium
Exo-Arm to be a very useful aid in battle situations.
The mortal remains of the cathedral monks had been at rest for generations in
the catacombs of Notre Dame, but the evil magic of Jacque de la Morte has
raised their mummified corpses as flesh-eating zombies, ready to carry out his
every demand.
When Khallos bought a cheap job lot of sidekick costumes some dudes were lucky
enough to get first pick- guess what? They chose black instead of yellow.
Since the age of ten, when he blew up his parents' garden shed, Dr. Thadeus
Peabody knew that he was destined to be an explosives scientist. He relishes
the chance to further dispel academic stereotypes by running amok with an
automatic weapon.
Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Half Death
Once a peaceful amphibian race, the Drones were enslaved when the Splitters
invaded their planet. Spinal implants ensure they will never escape the
Splitters control.
Elijah is Peekaboo Jones' great great grandpappy. His life as a bounty hunter
began at the age of sixteen, when he saw his parents gunned down in cold blood
by cattle rustlers. Since that day his mission has been to confront injustice
wherever he finds it.
The Feeder Zombie's thought process is quite simple: eat brains...eat brains...
eat brains... Although, to be fair, the stains on their T-shirts are mostly
melon juice.
Infused with stolen life by the TimeSplitters evil aura, the Gargoyles will
destroy anything foolish enough to stand in their path. They especially don't
like pigeons.
The coolest CyberJock in the Tek Quarter, Ghost can hack an AI CORE in
milliseconds. When he declined Sadako's offer to join her gang she planned a
bitter revenge. Now he is framed for a crime he did not commit and the Neo
Tokyo police are on his trail.
Honorary League > Elimination Series > Baking for the Taking
Flour, brown sugar, shortening, molasses, baking soda, ginger, cinnamon and
some well beaten eggs. Mix well, pop in the oven and let the nightmares
begin...
Gregor Lenko 'The Russian Bear' is one half of a crack military team, working
for a covert international consortium. Along with Ilsa Nadir he is sent on
assignments that would cause lesser men to quake with fear.
Gretel II is a second generation precision killing machine, programmed with
stealth and martial arts techniques from around the galaxy. Together with R-109
she has been sent to destroy the Machinist's robot army.
Some guys just have it and Hank's one of them. He's seen things you people
wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of... well, whatever. A
leaner, meaner, more square jawed hero never graced the operatic stage.
The crimebusting skills of ex-New York vice cop Harry Tipper are now employed
in the fight against international supervillains. This time he's got a license
to chill- Nice tux, Harry!
Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Can't Handle This
Hatchet Sal got his nickname from his habit of chopping off his unfortunate
victims right hands. He used to keep his trophies in a shoe box under his bed,
but one night, after too much cheese, he had the mother of all nightmares and
his box of gruesome buddies just had to go. He's cleaned up his act now, but
the hatchet moniker stayed with him.
The son of a saloon girl, Hector was raised in a house of ill repute. After a
series of botched hold-ups, he met fellow outlaw Mikey Two-guns in prison and
the pair became firm friends.
The Henchmen are foot soldiers in Khallos' terror organization. Outfitted with
the latest in army surplus night vision goggles and flattering figure hugging
suits (plus baseball caps!), they cut a dash in any kind of 'secret base under
attack' chaos.
The Hunchback knows all the hidden doorways and secret tunnels of Notre Dame.
Horrified by the evil that Jacque de la Morte has unleashed in his beloved
cathedral, he battles to thwart the lunatic's plans.
The TimeSplitters evil aura had a devastating effect on some of the more
susceptible Siberian troopers, causing massive genetic mutation. Military
scientists tried to turn them into super-soldiers, but after a series of
horrific incidents the mutants were deemed uncontrollable and placed under
maximum security.
The daughter of Dr. Katje Nadir, Ilsa knows no fear and will gladly undertake
the most dangerous search and destroy missions. Few men can come close to
matching her superb fighting and infiltration skills.
Frank was always telling folks about UFOs in the skies over his garage but
nobody believed his tales of alien abductions. Look at him now- what do you
think?
Jake has been battling bribery and corruption in Chicago ever since Big Tony
came to town. Tony lost him his badge and had him run out of town, but now he's
back, working for Lady Jane's agency, and looking to settle the score.
Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Dead Fraction
Jebediah is the only original inhabitant of Little Prospect left. While the
town was being taken over by the Colonel and his gang, the crazy old prospector
was at the bottom of a mineshaft drinking moonshine. When he surfaced two days
later he couldn't quite work out what had changed.
Jimmy Needles is a ruthless assassin brought in from Miami to handle Tony's
more tricky hits. This guy's a fruit nut, every morning he has to have half a
cantaloupe melon, two fresh grapefruit and a glass of chilled cranberry juice
or else he's just plain ornery all day.
Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Nikki Jinki Bricky
Twins from a tiny Oriental village, Nikki and Jinki were sold to the
Ringmistress when they were both babes in arms. Strangely, each claims to be
the elder sister.
Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Babes in the Woods
Mary-Beth Casey's younger sister. Jo-Beth likes to sneak out of her parents'
house at weekends to fight crime and kill monsters. Her high school show and
tell sessions are really something quite special.
Raised in the jungle by wolves, the Jungle Queen's sharp intellect is only
hampered by her tight thong and lack of language. Captain Ash has promised to
make her a duchess if she comes back to Blighty with him.
It's not easy holding the world to ransom but Mr. Khallos seems well qualified
for the job. He's got secret bases, doomsday devices, scores of henchmen and a
penchant for over elaborate death scenes. He poo-poos his detractors who claim
that he got his eye patch from a novelty store and that his first name is
Archibald.
Sometimes things get a little too hot under the collar for Harry and he needs
some manual assistance from his slinky sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go get 'em
tiger! Grrrrrrrr!
Found in a burlap sack at the bottom of a well, no one knows if Kypriss is a
supernatural goddess or just a lady with a fancy costume. Despite many offers
of money and power she has never raised all of her arms on a public stage.
This hot-blooded socialite skipped Swiss finishing school to set up her own
Private Investigation Agency in Chicago. A stickler for fashion you'll never
catch her with anything but the latest in haute couture and semi automatic
weapons.
Should you, the player, choose freely to play as this character, it is under
the express understanding that absolutely no warranty, stated or implied, is
given for his performance, or lack thereof, in a deathmatch, or any other
arcade scenario, whether in existence or yet to be devised.
Leo was once the circus lion tamer. But over the years he adopted more and more
of his lions characteristics until one morning he was found alone in the lions'
cage, roaring and dribbling. He has lived as a lion ever since.
A Ukranian trapeze artist. Despite the strictures of her corset Lola still
manages a dazzling smile. All the gentlemen love her and she has never missed a
catch.
Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Disco Inferno
Louie's been slipping and sliming his way in and out of Big Tony's good book
for years. Every time Tony promotes him he somehow manages to goof up. Lately
he's hit upon the trick of getting Braces to break any bad news to Tony.
An ageless scavenger, the Dark Machinist Child utilizes any components
available for his mismatched body, mechanical and biological alike. He is
unaware of how twisted and obscene his modifications have become.
Marco's turned coat and switched sides far too many times in his short career
of crime. Even he can't remember who he's told what to! Sick with worry, he
lives his life in constant fear of mob retaliation.
Elite League > Duel Meaning > If I'm Ugly, You Smell!
Mikey was a two-bit horse thief and cattle rustler until the Colonel lured him
into his gang with the promise of easy gold and loose women. The women were
never easy but some of them had loose gold teeth so I guess The Colonel isn't
all empty talk.
Bullied as a child, Milkbaby honed her fighting skills in the dark streets of
the Tek Quarter. Now she serves as a vicious foot soldier in Sadako's gang.
Mischief's happy smile and childlike manner hide her true nature, a psychotic
killer with a love of death. The last person who twanged her braces ended up
chopped to pieces in the taffy-pulling machine.
Mister Giggles stumbled into a small English village when he was just a boy.
Although he was adopted by a loving family, he was never truly happy until he
ate them and joined the circus.
Mr. Underwood has debunked table-rappers and fake mystics all over England.
Reports of true supernatural phenomena have brought him to Paris. He has joined
forces with the lady Viola to share intelligence in the battle against Jacque
de la Morte.
Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Nikki Jinki Bricky
Twins from a tiny Oriental village, Jinki and Nikki were sold to the
Ringmistress when they were both babes in arms. Strangely, each claims to be
the elder sister.
Nikolai is a little too curious for his own good. He's always telling Sgt.
Shivers that he knows best and that he can sort out whatever is going on in the
secret base under the Dam.
An upgrade of the now outdated R-108, the R-109 is a war robot, built for heavy
duty combat. His reasons for destroying the Machinist are more personal than
his partner Gretel II, R-109 wants revenge for all his fallen comrades killed
in Machine Wars.
Challenge > Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > But Where Do the Batteries Go?
A few deranged zealots were drawn to the Machine Wars. Poor Robert One-Oh-Seven
is under the delusion that he is a carefully constructed robot sent to save the
world from evil.
Ramona came over the border hoping for a peaceful life, but with her fiery
temper and quick reflexes she quickly fell into work as a law enforcer. When
things began turning sour in Little Prospect she sent a wire out to her old
friend Elijah Jones for backup...
Horrifically burnt in a tenement blaze when she was ten, Sadako's outer scars
are nothing compared to the rage and hatred she harbors within. A self-taught
hacker, she and her gang have stumbled across technology that could change the
course of history...
Challenge > Behead the Undead > Sergio's Last Stand
The circus strongman, Sergio's incredible strength is tempered with a
compassionate personality and love of life. He likes to tend his herb garden
and collect first editions.
Challenge > Behead the Undead > Fight Off the Living Dead
The fetid depths of the Parisian sewers are the final resting place of many
unfortunate murder victims and diseased beggars. The dark magic suffusing Notre
Dame has reanimated their half-rotted bodies.
An elite squad of space marines are spearheading the counterforce against the
TimeSplitters. Sergeant Cortez is a battle-hardened veteran who is proficient
with all weapon types and can adapt to any combat conditions.
Slick Tommy fancies himself as a bit of a ladies man, as quick with a knife as
he is with the saucy one line come-on. Jimmy hasn't told him that you shouldn't
wear a blue tie with a brown suit.
The ancient powers of the Temple of T'hochek have imbued the very rocks with
life. These mighty creatures possess the strength of a hundred men. No one has
ever dared to ask what they keep in their little sacks.
Stumpy is the adopted son of Sergio the Magnificent. The strongman despairs of
Stumpy's errant nature and malicious pranks but hopes in his heart that one day
Stumpy will grow up to be a little taller.
Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Burns Department
The undead priests are all that remains of Jacque's cult followers. Under his
influence they sacrificed their souls for immortality, providing Jacque with an
elite army of dark followers.
Venus left her hometown at a young age in search of fame as a showgirl. Despite
her obvious charms and snazzy homemade costume, her career has yet to take off.
Perhaps she should have gone somewhere more cosmopolitan than Little Prospect.
The child of a reclusive aristocratic Countessa, Viola assumes the guise of a
traveling troubadour as a cover for her true mission- to destroy evil wherever
it bares its ugliness.
Around the Temple, the thirsty roots of trees have sucked up the blood from a
thousand human sacrifices. The souls of these ancient victims now prowl the
earth bound within gnarled skins of wood.
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Section V. Rankings
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This section outlines seven different sections. Top characters according to
overall stats, accuracy, agility, and stamina, undead characters, short
characters, and inflammable characters.
Top Characters (Overall stats)
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__1- Sgt Cortez
__2- Corp Hart
__3- Braces
Cropolite, The
__5- Big Tony
Harry Tipper
Hybrid Mutant
R-109
Riot Officer
SentryBot
Stone Golem
_12- Capt Forest
Capt Night
Capt Pain
Capt Sand
Capt Snow
Dark Henchman
Elijah Jones
Feeder Zombie
Female Trooper
Gargoyle
Male Trooper
Private Coal
Private Poorly
Ramona Sosa
Sgt Shock
Sgt Slate
Trooper Grey
Undead Priest
Viola
_31- Barby Gimp
Colonel, The
Crispin
Cyberfairy
Gregor Lenko
Gretel Mk II
Ilsa Nadir
Insect Mutant
Jacque de la Morte
Jake Fenton
Jo-Beth Casey
Khallos
Kitten Celeste
Kypriss
Lady Jane
Lola Varuska
Lt Chill
Mister Giggles
Monkey
Mr. Underwood
Reaper Splitter
Scourge Splitter
Sewer Zombie
Sgt Rock
Sgt Shivers
Sgt Wood
Stumpy
_58- Baby Drone
Beetleman
Captain Ash
Hank Nova
High Priest
Jinki
Jungle Queen
Lt Bush
Lt Frost
Lt Shade
Lt Wild
Mikey Two-guns
Milkbaby
Nikolai
Private Grass
Private Sand
Robofish
Sadako
Sergio
Wood Golem
_78- Ample Sally
Badass Cyborg
Candi Skyler
Ghost
Hector Baboso
Henchman
Impersonator, The
Krayola
Machinist
Meezor Mox
Ozor Mox
Trooper Black
Trooper Brown
Trooper Green
Trooper White
_93- Chastity
Crypt Zombie
Drone Splitter
Mischief
Nikki
R One-Oh-Seven
_99- Accountant
Aztec Warrior
Changeling
Chinese Chef
Handyman
Hunchback, The
Jared Slim
Jimmy Needles
Lawyer
Leo Krupps
Master, The
Slick Tommy
Venus Starr
112- Bear
Hatchet Sal
Jebediah Crump
Marco the Snitch
Ringmistress
Top Characters (Accuracy)
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__1- Corp Hart
Sgt Cortez
__3- Braces
Capt Forest
Capt Night
Capt Sand
Capt Snow
Cropolite, The
Harry Tipper
Reaper Splitter
_11- Big Tony
Captain Ash
Elijah Jones
Gregor Lenko
Gretel Mk II
Hybrid Mutant
Ilsa Nadir
Jake Fenton
Lady Jane
Mr. Underwood
R-109
Ramona Sosa
Riot Officer
Scourge Splitter
SentryBot
Stone Golem
_27- Baby Drone
Barby Gimp
Beetleman
Capt Pain
Colonel, The
Crispin
Dark Henchman
Drone Splitter
Feeder Zombie
Female Trooper
Gargoyle
Hank Nova
High Priest
Impersonator, The
Jinki
Jungle Queen
Kitten Celeste
Kypriss
Lola Varuska
Male Trooper
Mister Giggles
Private Coal
Private Poorly
Sgt Shock
Sgt Slate
Trooper Grey
Undead Priest
Viola
Wood Golem
_56- Badass Cyborg
Candi Skyler
Cyberfairy
Ghost
Insect Mutant
Jacque de la Morte
Jo-Beth Casey
Khallos
Lt Chill
Machinist
Mikey Two-guns
Monkey
Nikki
Sadako
Sewer Zombie
Sgt Rock
Sgt Shivers
Sgt Wood
Stumpy
Trooper Black
Trooper Brown
Trooper Green
Trooper White
_79- Accountant
Ample Sally
Chastity
Chinese Chef
Crypt Zombie
Handyman
Jimmy Needles
Lawyer
Lt Bush
Lt Frost
Lt Shade
Lt Wild
Meezor Mox
Milkbaby
Nikolai
Ozor Mox
Private Grass
Private Sand
R One-Oh-Seven
Robofish
Sergio
Venus Starr
101- Bear
Changeling
Hector Baboso
Henchman
Hunchback, The
Jebediah Crump
Krayola
Leo Krupps
Mischief
Ringmistress
111- Aztec Warrior
Calamari
Dr. Peabody
Duckman Drake
Hatchet Sal
Jared Slim
Louie Bignose
Master, The
Slick Tommy
120- ChassisBot
Dinosaur
Gingerbread Man
Lean Molly
Maiden
Marco the Snitch
Snowman
Top Characters (Agility)
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__9- Aztec Warrior
Barby Gimp
Colonel, The
Jared Slim
Machinist
Marco the Snitch
Mikey Two-guns
Mister Giggles
_17- Ample Sally
Baby Drone
Beetleman
Changeling
Chinese Chef
Corp Hart
Crispin
Crypt Zombie
Dark Henchman
Duckman Drake
Elijah Jones
Female Trooper
Gretel Mk II
Hank Nova
Harry Tipper
Henchman
Jake Fenton
Jinki
Jungle Queen
Khallos
Kitten Celeste
Kypriss
Leo Krupps
Lt Bush
Lt Frost
Lt Shade
Lt Wild
Male Trooper
Meezor Mox
Nikolai
Ozor Mox
Private Coal
Private Grass
Private Sand
Ramona Sosa
Riot Officer
Sadako
Scourge Splitter
Sgt Rock
Sgt Shivers
Sgt Shock
Sgt Wood
Slick Tommy
_60- Accountant
Badass Cyborg
Capt Forest
Capt Night
Capt Sand
Capt Snow
Impersonator, The
Lawyer
Reaper Splitter
Trooper Black
Trooper Brown
Trooper Green
Trooper White
_73- Candi Skyler
ChassisBot
Chastity
Ghost
Hatchet Sal
Ilsa Nadir
Lady Jane
Master, The
R One-Oh-Seven
_82- Bear
Braces
Calamari
Capt Pain
Captain Ash
Cropolite, The
Dinosaur
Dr. Peabody
Drone Splitter
Feeder Zombie
Gargoyle
Gingerbread Man
Gregor Lenko
Handyman
Hector Baboso
High Priest
Hunchback, The
Hybrid Mutant
Insect Mutant
Jebediah Crump
Jimmy Needles
Lean Molly
Louie Bignose
Maiden
Mr. Underwood
Nikki
Ringmistress
Sergio
Sgt Cortez
Snowman
Stone Golem
Stumpy
Trooper Grey
Undead Priest
Venus Starr
Wood Golem
118- Big Tony
Jacque de la Morte
Lt Chill
Milkbaby
Private Poorly
R-109
SentryBot
Sewer Zombie
Sgt Slate
Top Characters (Stamina)
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__1- Big Tony
Jacque de la Morte
Lt Chill
Milkbaby
Private Poorly
R-109
SentryBot
Sewer Zombie
Sgt Cortez
Sgt Slate
_24- Dinosaur
Gregor Lenko
High Priest
Hunchback, The
Master, The
Mr. Underwood
Wood Golem
_31- Bear
Calamari
Candi Skyler
Captain Ash
ChassisBot
Chastity
Corp Hart
Dark Henchman
Female Trooper
Ghost
Gingerbread Man
Handyman
Hatchet Sal
Henchman
Ilsa Nadir
Jebediah Crump
Jimmy Needles
Khallos
Lady Jane
Louie Bignose
Lt Bush
Lt Frost
Lt Shade
Lt Wild
Male Trooper
Nikki
Nikolai
Private Coal
Private Grass
Private Sand
R One-Oh-Seven
Ringmistress
Riot Officer
Sgt Rock
Sgt Shivers
Sgt Shock
Sgt Wood
Snowman
Venus Starr
_70- Ample Sally
Badass Cyborg
Capt Forest
Capt Night
Capt Sand
Capt Snow
Crispin
Dr. Peabody
Drone Splitter
Elijah Jones
Harry Tipper
Kitten Celeste
Kypriss
Lean Molly
Maiden
Meezor Mox
Ozor Mox
Ramona Sosa
Sadako
Slick Tommy
Trooper Black
Trooper Brown
Trooper Green
Trooper White
_94- Accountant
Aztec Warrior
Baby Drone
Barby Gimp
Beetleman
Changeling
Colonel, The
Crypt Zombie
Gretel Mk II
Hank Nova
Impersonator, The
Jake Fenton
Jared Slim
Jinki
Jungle Queen
Lawyer
Leo Krupps
Marco the Snitch
Mikey Two-guns
Mister Giggles
Reaper Splitter
Scourge Splitter
116- Chinese Chef
Duckman Drake
Lola Varuska
Machinist
ChassisBot
Gretel Mk II
R-109
Robofish
SentryBot
Stone Golem
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Section VI. Conclusion
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