=~=~=~=~THE LEGEND OF ZELDA~=~=~=~=
                      Twilight Princess
                    LETTERS GUIDE
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~=~=~=~=TABLE OF CONTENTS=~=~=~=~
Introduction [.1]
Version History [.2]
My E-Mail and E-Mail Policies [.3]
About Letters and The Postman [.4]
Letters [.5]
       About Mail Delivery (The Postman) [.01]
       - Dear Adventurer - (Ooccoo) [.02]
       URGENT NOTICE! (Kakariko Goods) [.03]
       [- Dear Adventurer - (Ooccoo)] [.04]
       URGENT! Bomb Arrows (Barnes Bombs) [.05]
       Good Stuff Inside! (Barnes) [.06]
       Now Open For Business! (Lanayru Tourism)
               [.07]
       They Came So Quickly! (Telma) [.08]
       Rare Item in Stock! (Barnes) [.09]
       [Heroes, Come Together! (Malo Mart)] [.010]
       Agitha’s Dream (Princess Agitha) [.011]
       From Wife of Yeto (Yeta) [.012]
       About Ilia’s Memory… (Renado) [.013]
       Challenge for You! (Purlo) [.014]
       Hey, Kid!!! (From Jr.) [.015]
       Update (Shad) [.016]
Postman Areas [.6]
Crouching Postman, Hidden Letter [.7]
FAQ [.8]
Special Thanks [.9]
Goodbye [.1a]

~=~=~=~=INTRODUCTION [.1]=~=~=~=~
Welcome to my guide!
       I was looking on GameFAQs, and at the time
there appeared to be no guide about the many
letters you receive during the game. I didn’t
write this guide for awhile, but now I’ve decided
to (obviously). So I hope you enjoy everything
offered here.
       What exactly are letters? How do you read
them? Where does The Postman show up? What letters
will I get in the future? These are all questions
I hope will be answered for you. If you have any
unanswered questions by the end of this guide,
feel free to e-mail me about them. Read my e-mail
section for more information.
       So, read on and have fun.

~=~=~=~=VERSION HISTORY [.2]=~=~=~=~
-~Version 1.0 (6/17/08): Finished everything
already. It wasn’t that long to finish, but surely
I will update more in the future.
-~Version 2.0 (7/28/08): Finally prompting myself
to do it, I changed how the letters were written
so that they were easier to read. I realized that,
when posted on GameFAQs, all the spaces that I
separated using the tab key made everything funky
looking.
-~Version 2.1 (12/3/08): Lyndsey O’Day helped me
out by saying that she received the “Agitha’s
Dream” letter before the Temple of Time and
theorized how that might be possible. Added her to
the Special Thanks section. Also added that the
Postman appears in all the gates to Castle Town,
not just the western one like I thought before.
-~Version 2.2 (1/26/09): Corrected the way you
obtain the “Rare Item in Stock” letter by an e-
mail from Meliz Aulurn Culus and added Meliz to
the Special Thanks section.
-~Version 2.21 (4/21/09): Answered another
question and added it to the FAQ. Added Lee
Jaworek to the Special Thanks section.
-~Version 2.22 (4/23/09): Added NeoSeeker to the
Special Thanks list. All this time, I forgot to
add them…sorry, Leo.
-~Version 2.22 (7/14/09): Added Andy Quigley to
the Special Thanks section and got the intro to
the Crouching Postman, Hidden Letter section.
-~Version 2.3 (7/30/09): Completed the Crouching
Postman, Hidden Letter section. Not as easy as you
might think; I had to go back through the Cave of
Ordeals to find the guy.
-~Version 2.4 (8/8/09): Turns out CPHL is NOT
finished--two more crouching postmen discovered!
Also answered a few questions and put them in the
FAQ. Thanks to Patrick Dungar and Nick Binger for
pointing them out to me.
-~Version 2.41 (12/27/09): Added Chuck’s
notification about the Dear Adventurer letters.
-~Version 2.42 (3/17/12): Updated the change in my
e-mail address.
-~Version 2.43 (12/6/12): Included kgeorgsen's info on
the fourth Crouching Postman, Hidden Letter and added
him to the Special Thanks section.
-~Version 2.44 (12/21/12): Added a bit about my website
and blog. None of it will matter if the world's really
ending today, but as I'm still alive, I somehow doubt
that is the case.

~=~=~=~=MY E-MAIL AND E-MAIL POLICIES [.3]=~=~=~=~
Before I even tell you my e-mail address, let’s go
over the policies so that you’ve seen them before
you send the e-mail. I will GLADLY accept these
kinds of e-mails.
-~Questions. If you’ve got a question and it
wasn’t answered in this guide, you can ask me
about it, and I will answer it as best I can. If
it WAS answered in the guide, but you still didn’t
understand it, still e-mail me, but say it was
unclear to you. If you don’t say it, I will assume
your question falls under the unaccepted e-mails
category 1.
-~Errors. If you see an error in something I’ve
written in like a letter or something, e-mail me,
and I’ll try and correct it. You can even e-mail
me on grammatical errors.
-~Suggestions for this guide. Think this guide
could use a little something more? Think it needs
another section? Then e-mail me about it, and I’ll
see about doing it. You can even e-mail me about
doing another guide if you want to. Just depends
on what the guide is.
-~Answers to my questions. There are some things
I myself may not be clear about, like, say,
Postman Areas. I am not familiar with every area
the Postman shows up, so if you know of another
spot the Postman will arrive, e-mail me!
-~If you want to put this guide or any part of it
on your website. You NEED my permission first. So
e-mail me, and if I see fit to give you
permission, you may post it on your website.
       Aaaand these are e-mails that will NOT be
accepted.
-~Stuff that was already answered in the guide.
If you ask a question and it’s already been
answered here, DON’T E-MAIL ME ABOUT IT. Read the
guide BEFORE submitting e-mails. If the question
was answered but you still don’t understand it, e-
mail me saying you didn’t understand it, and it
will be posted.
-~Hate mail. If you hate me, don’t tell me about
it. If you have something to criticize about this
guide, be nice about it, and at least make it
productive so that I can actually fix the problem.
-~E-mails full of bad language. All of my guides
on GameFAQs are and will be cuss-free. “Sucks” is
allowed, but no more than that. Not even “small”
bad words will be allowed. None at all.
-~Praise mail. The exact opposite of hate mail,
but I still don’t accept it. It really does
nothing to help this guide, except maybe an ego-
booster for me. You may really enjoy my guide, but
don’t e-mail me about it. Don’t feel insulted if
you send me praise mail and it isn’t accepted.
-~Questions unrelated to this guide. If you send
me a question that is not about The Postman,
letters, Postman locations, that sort of thing, it
will not be answered. For instance, “how do I beat
Fyrus?” That’s not the job of this guide, is it?
(For the record, I have a boss guide on this game
here on GameFAQs as well if you honestly need
one.)
       Remember to make the title say, “TP Letters
Guide,” since that will make it much easier to
spot.
       Alright, now that you have (hopefully) read
the policies, I will FINALLY tell you my e-mail
address: [email protected].
     Additionally, if you find the stuff here
informative or entertaining, you'd probably enjoy my
poll-based gaming website Game Poll
(jamesred17.wix.com/game-poll) and blog Game Poll Haven
(gamepollhaven.blogspot.com). Only takes a moment to
check 'em out, and if you're unimpressed, I'll try and
refund you those five minutes of your life back. Just
tack them onto the end or something.

~=~=~=~=ABOUT LETTERS AND THE POSTMAN [.4]=~=~=~=~
This will, hopefully, tell you all you need to
know about letters and The Postman. I will answer
this in classic FAQ form, with, eh, the questions
submitted by myself.
====================
Who is The Postman?
====================
You don’t know who The Postman is! *bursts out in
hysterical laughter* Ahem…The Postman is rather
eccentric man who, as his name implies, delivers
the mail for you. All of your letters will be
delivered by him. In certain spots, he’ll shout,
“Heeey!” and dash up to meet you. The Postman idea
really originated in Majora’s Mask, I think, where
a similar-looking running guy with a bunny image
on his hat ran around Clock Town checking
mailboxes.
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How do I read letters?
====================
After you get your first letter, you can read them
by pressing Start and moving your cursor down to
the bottom-right corner icon, where the red
envelope image is. Press A to open it up. All your
letters are in there. Press A on one to open it up
and read it. Press A to go back or move to the
next page if there is one. One the letters screen,
press L or R to move over to another screen to see
the other letters you’ve got if you have any more.
====================
How do I get letters?
====================
As mentioned before, The Postman will deliver the
letters to you on foot. He will meet you in
certain spots, like in front of the west gate of
Castle Town, to deliver them to you. I have a
section here of known spots The Postman appears
in.
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How do I know which letters are new or not?
====================
On the letters screen, unopened letters will have
a small red envelope image on the upper-left
corner of the letter’s title.
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Can I get more than one letter at a time?
====================
Of course! The Postman can always deliver more
than one letter. If you didn’t meet up after he
has the first letter, he will say, “I have a
letter for you. 2, in fact!” or something similar.
I’ve gotten up to “4, in fact” before.
====================
I didn’t get a certain letter! What happened?
====================
Some letters can only be obtained by special
means. For instance, the second “Dear Adventurer”
letter can only be obtained by using Ooccoo in the
Goron Mines. If you don’t use her, you won’t get
the letter. As far as I know, if you missed the
letter, it’s gone for good unless you start a new
game. I will tell you which letters must be gotten
by special means.
===================
What happens if I go to a Postman area in Wolf
form?
===================
First of all, The Postman does not appear if the
province is covered in twilight. But after you’ve
gotten the Master Sword and can switch forms at
will, if you go to a Postman area in wolf form,
after he goes, “Heeey!” you will automatically
switch forms.
       And that just about wraps it up. Those were,
of course, all self-invented questions, but if you
yourself have any about those kinds of things, ask
‘em!

~=~=~=~=THE LETTERS [.5]=~=~=~=~
Aaah, finally, the letters. These are all letters
that you receive at some point or another during
the game. To help you better understand how each
letter section I write is put down, here’s a
little explanation.
==============
[letter name]
==============
       Sender: [name of person/group who sent it]
       Letter: [the contents of the letter]
       Obtained: [the time you get the letter]
       Comments: [my personal comments on the
letter]
       And there you have it. Simple enough, right?
Okay, here we go, starting with letter number one.

===============
About Mail Delivery [.01]
===============
       -~Sender: The Postman
       -~Letter: If I have a letter for you, I will
approach you at high speed! Please do not flee!
       -~Obtained: After beating the Forest Temple,
in front of the entrance to Kakariko Gorge.
       -~Comments: Your very first letter, and it’s
from The Postman himself. Weird little man. You
don’t have the option of fleeing, anyway.
===============
- Dear Adventurer - [.02]
===============
       -~Sender: Ooccoo
       -~Letter: I was so happy to meet you and
spend a bit of time with you!

I am planning a trip to a new location, just so
you know.

If you continue on your journeys, we might see
each other again!

So take care of yourself…

[P.S. I didn’t have a chance to tell you this last
time, but I have a son. I’ll introduce you to him
if we meet again! He’s a good boy who can help you
like an item, so be nice!]
       Obtained: After clearing the twilight from
the Eldin Province.
       -~Comments: The little section in brackets
is a part of the letter that only appears if you
never used Ooccoo in the Forest Temple.
====================
URGENT NOTICE! [.03]
====================
       -~Sender: Kakariko Goods [Malo]
       -~Letter: New sundries in Kakariko!

If you haven’t already been by to look, I have an
item that isn’t available anywhere else! Come by
before someone else snatches it!

And please, no window shoppers!
       -~Obtained: After defeating King Bulbin for
the first time.
       -~Comments: “Kakariko Goods” is, apparently,
the name of Malo’s new store in Kakariko--before
it becomes Malo Mart, of course. Malo apparently
felt bad after Colin was injured and “got
started.”
====================
- Dear Adventurer - [.04]
====================
       -~Sender: Ooccoo
       -~Letter: Oooh, I was so happy to see you
the other day, I really had fun!

I was also happy to see my son’s face again, SO
HAPPY!

I’d like you to know, we will be heading to
another location soon.

If you continue on your travels, chances are that
we’ll meet again.

My son and I are certainly looking forward to
seeing you again. Take care of yourself!
       -~Obtained: After beating the Goron Mines if
you used Ooccoo there.
       -~Comments: You can only get this letter by
using Ooccoo in the Goron Mines. So if you want an
additional letter, you can use this Oocca to gain
this letter. According to “Chuck,” this letter and
the first “Dear Adventurer” letter will be one if
you use Ooccoo in the first dungeon.
====================
URGENT! Bomb Arrows [.05]
====================
       -~Sender: Barnes Bombs
       -~Letter: Thank you for your patronage!
Enjoy the power of our bombs!

Not only can you place and throw our bombs, but
they can be combined with the bow by going to the
item screen and using R to create bomb arrows. Try
it today!
       -~Obtained: After buying a Bomb Bag full of
bombs from Barnes (can only be done after
completing the Goron Mines dungeon).
       -~Comments: More specifically, to create
bomb arrows, go to the item screen and equip your
bow if it isn’t out already. Then highlight a bomb
image and press R when prompted to put on/take off
bomb arrows.
====================
Good Stuff Inside! [.06]
====================
       -~Sender: Barnes
       -~Letter: Finally, we’ve finished production
on a new type of bomb! These ones can be used in
the water! We have them in stock NOW! Come by and
pick YOURS up!
       -~Obtained: After escorting Ilia and Telma
to Kakariko Village
       -~Comments: In the Lakebed Temple, you’ll
encounter some fish that start to explode after
attacked. These bombs are made out of those.
====================
Now open for business! [.07]
====================
       -~Sender: Lanayru Tourism
       -~Letter: The Lanayru Tourist Association
has prepared a grand tour of natural splendor!

Our current main attraction is Iza and Hena’s
Playground for Grown-Ups!

You’ll find both immediately down the riverbank
from the Zora waterfall pool.

*Iza’s Rapid Ride*
Shoot at targets while riding the raging river
rapids! No extra charge for using bomb arrows!

*Hena’s Fishing Hole*
It’s a fight against nature with lure fishing!
What kind of fish can you catch?

We look forward to seeing you there!
       -~Obtained: After banishing the twilight
from the Lanayru Province.
       -~Comments: “Playground for grown-ups”? Not
even “adults”? …Actually, I realized that I had
forgotten to include the “obtained” and “comments”
parts of this letter, so here I am, fixing my
error.
====================
They Came So Quickly! [.08]
====================
       Sender: Telma
       Letter: Link, there are some folks I want
you to meet, so come to my bar right away. These
guys will be powerful allies for you.

You heard me! I’ll be waiting at my Castle Town
bar.
       -~Obtained: After getting the Master Sword.
       -~Comments: These “powerful allies” are
Shad--a young and intelligent man who researches
the Oocca to carry on his deceased father’s work--
Ashei, a brash but courageous girl--Auru, old and
wise--and Rusl, the swordsman of your home
village, Ordon.
====================
Rare Item in Stock! [.09]
====================
       -~Sender: Barnes
       -~Letter: How’ve you been? Still a bomb
enthusiast? Still loving bombs?

Well, I’ve got some interesting bombs in, so come
on by and pick some up!

Wait’ll you see what these babies can do!
       -~Obtained: I initially thought that you had
to complete the Arbiter’s Grounds to receive this
letter and be able to buy the bombs, but Meliz
Aulurn Culus has discovered that you don’t need to
beat the dungeon, just enter into it to trigger
the letter.
       -~Comments: These bombs are the explosive
bugs you saw about the Forest Temple. These things
are rather useless; they walk forward on their own
when set (similar to a Bombchu from Ocarina of
Time), but if you honestly need a mobile bomb, use
bomb arrows.
====================
Heroes, Come Together! [.010]
====================
       -~Sender: Malo Mart
       -~Letter: Malo Mart, the hero of discounts,
is finally open in Castle Town! We’ve got all you
need for that upcoming trip, and we offer it at
unbelievable prices!

!GRAND OPENING SPECIAL!
Magic Armor (limit 1)
Act fast, heroes!
       -~Obtained: Whenever you donate the needed
money in “phase 2” to Malo in Kakariko Village
       -~Comments: Malo Mart really IS an
incredible place. Everything there is half off; a
set of 30 ordinary bombs is 45 rupees instead of
90. The Magic Armor sure comes in handy, too,
although it’s a large sum of 598 rupees.
====================
Agitha’s Dream [.011]
====================
       -~Sender: Princess Agitha
       -~Letter: Agitha had a dream last night.

Butterflies surrounded Agitha and lifted her up to
the sky.

As she waved to the people below in Castle Town,
she could see so many people, some waving back,
others staring wide-eyed.

Agitha flew in a big circle above Hyrule Field and
the butterflies formed into a bed beneath her and
said, “Let’s play again…” Soon they faded away and
she woke up in her own bed.

Ohh…Agitha wants so badly to fly in the sky…
       -~Obtained: Actually, Lyndsey O’Day has
mentioned that she received this letter prior to
completing the Temple of Time, which is when I
thought you were supposed to receive the letter.
She theorizes that it might depend on the number
of golden bugs you give Agitha; the more bugs, I’m
guessing, the sooner her letter comes.
       -~Comments: Agitha isn’t really a princess.
The “Insect Kingdom” isn’t real. She is a little
girl with a huge imagination.
====================
From Wife of Yeto [.012]
====================
       -~Sender: Yeta
       -~Letter: I feel bad. You paid me visit and
I not much help.

I feel better now. Husband and I sled lots now.
Very much fun!

Link, you join us at Snowpeak Sometime!
       -~Obtained: After completing the Snowpeak
Ruins
       -~Comments: Join them sledding! If you can
beat Yeta, you earn a Piece of Heart.
====================
About Ilia’s Memory… [.013]
====================
       -~Sender: Renado
       -~Letter: Link,

There is something about Ilia’s memory that I wish
to tell you.

I know you are busy, but please come visit me in
my sanctuary in Kakariko Village.
       -~Obtained: After completing the Temple of
Time
       -~Comments: Going to Renado starts the
process of getting Ilia’s memory back, and thus
getting to the seventh dungeon, City in the Sky.
====================
Challenge for You! [.014]
====================
       -~Sender: Purlo
       -~Letter: Ladies and gentlemen!
The STAR game that has swept Hyrule by storm is
now available in Castle Town!

Even those of you who have beaten it once will
find all new challenges and thrills!

Come find us in the tent on the west gate road!
We’ll be waiting!
       -~Obtained: After getting the Double
Clawshots
       -~Comments: If you haven’t been there
already, go there. You can get upgrades for your
arrow quiver by beating both levels, the second of
which has been made now.
====================
Hey, Kid!!! [.015]
====================
       -~Sender: Ooccoo Jr.
       -~Letter: Wow, kid! Awesome!

(My son said that he wanted to write you a
letter…he worked so hard on it! Goodness, yes!)

We thank you for all your help, both on land and
in the sky. The other Oocca thank you, as well.

Come visit us anytime! Take care!
       -~Obtained: After completing the City in the
Sky

       -~Comments: Wow. Three words from Ooccoo
Jr.. Well, ya gotta give him credit; he has no
arms or legs to write with.
====================
Update [.015]
====================
       -~Sender: Shad
       -~Letter: Dear Link,

After we parted, I tried that word on all the
statues I could find in Hyrule, but it was a
disaster! How disappointing!

…But if I let something so small get to me, my
dear father will scoff at me from beyond the
mortal coil.

I’m going back to the sanctuary in Kakariko
Village to see if I can’t find another lead.

I certainly hope that if you find any more
information, you will share it with me posthaste.

The dream chaser, Shad
       -~Obtained: After filling the Ancient Sky
Book with all missing characters
       -~Comments: Poor Shad…he doesn’t know you
have the Dominion Rod…he doesn’t know anything
about what’s going on…when will someone tell him?

~=~=~=~=Postman Areas [.6]=~=~=~=~
You may be curious as to where The Postman might
come jogging up so you know ahead of time. I’ll
admit, I don’t know all the answers myself…which
is why I need people like you to e-mail me on it
if you know of a spot he shows up in that’s not
listed here.  As with any accepted e-mail, you
will be placed in the special thanks section when
it’s done.
       So, here are my known Postman areas where he
will show up.
-~In front of all the gates to Castle Town.
-~In front of the southern entrance of Kakariko
       Village
-~In front of the northern entrance to Kakariko
       Village
-~On the bridge in the area of Hyrule Field north
       of Castle Town
-~On the Bridge of Eldin
-~On the Great Bridge of Hylia
       Again, if you know of an area The Postman
shows up but it isn’t listed here, e-mail me on
it.

~=~=~=~=Crouching Postman, Hidden Letter
[.7]=~=~=~
Andy Quigley has just given me the wonderful idea
of writing a new section. I’m sure many of you are
curious about what the Postman’s doing, crouching
around various areas. In this section, I will
write down where he is and what he says. Note that
he never says anything of significant importance
or anything big; he’s only placed there for a
laugh. And I think there might be a short message
before some of the lines that he says when you
first meet him, but doesn’t say from then on.
==========
Location #1
==========
-~Found: In Ordon Ranch inside the stables.
-~Message: “We can just let the goats eat a
messy-looking letter like this.”
==========
Location #2
==========
-~Found: Telma’s Bar in Castle Town--turn left as
soon as you enter.
-~Message: “What to order, what to order… I do
believe I will start with meat.”
==========
Location #3
==========
-~Found: Cave of Ordeals in the Gerudo Desert,
very last floor on your second time through or
higher. To find the Cave of Ordeals, go to the
bottom-left (bottom-right for the Wii version)
corner of the Gerudo Desert and scale the mesa.
Defeat the Shadow Beasts to create a portal, then
warp the piece of the Bridge of Eldin back to its
original spot in Hyrule Field. The hole underneath
the bridge piece leads to the Cave of Ordeals.
-~Message: “I think you are lost. It’s got to be
around here somewhere…”
==========
Location #4
==========
-~Found: Back room of the inn in Kakariko
Village, sitting in front of the oven. (Patrick
Dungar, who alerted me to this location, doesn’t
know when exactly he appears but that he found him
while trying to recover Ilia’s memory. However,
kgeorgsen says he is 99% sure the Postman appears after
you banish the twilight from the Eldin Province.)
-~Message: “I dropped a letter into the hot
spring, and now I can’t read it! Gotta blow it
dry…”
==========
Location #5
==========
-~Found: Zora’s Domain, throne room, behind the
throne
-~Message: “Now, this is made out to a “Mr.
Zora,” so I don’t really know who ought to receive
it…”

~=~=~=~=FAQ [.7]=~=~=~=~
Have any questions? Suggestions? Answers to stuff
I don’t even know? Things you need to correct me
about? E-mail me, and your questions, suggestions,
answers to stuff I didn’t know, and even your
corrections will be posted here. You will also get
a nice spot in the special thanks section, so I
encourage you to send me e-mails.

-~Q: “I had a quick look at your guide but didn’t
find what I was looking for. Have you got any idea
of what the crouching postmen hidden all around
the map are all about??? I was hoping that it
would be a secret side mission like the one from
Ocarina of Time where you get that really big
sword....but I can’t find anything about it on the
internet.”
-~A: There actually is no real reason for the
postman being there, not to my knowledge, at
least. He’s found at Telma’s Bar, the stable in
Ordon Ranch, and even at the end of the Cave of
Ordeals the second time you go through. He’s a
quirky little guy and is found here and there and
everywhere. He was put there solely for a laugh as
he displays his peculiarities, like wondering what
to order at Telma’s Bar and trying to feed a goat
a useless letter. It would be awesome if you could
go on a sidequest like that, but unfortunately,
the postman is there to make you say, “You
again!?!” I hope that answers your question,
though.
-~Q: Can I get letters while riding Epona?
-~A: Yep. The Postman will stop you regardless of
whether you are or aren’t on horseback.
-~Q: Does getting all letters unlock something?
Is it a side-mission like getting Golden Bugs,
getting all Heart Pieces, etc.? And is it worth it
to collect all letters?
-~A: Not really. Letters are useful to people who
first start playing the game since it can alert
them to new things and guide them to the next
location, but once you know where to go, there’s
no real value to them. You don’t get any reward
for collecting all letters, and they’re not really
a side-mission, either.
-~Q:

~=~=~=~=Special Thanks [.8]=~=~=~=~
These are people I would specially like to thank:
-~Nintendo for making the game.
-~Me for a fine job on this guide.
-~Charlie for being the first person to send an
e-mail.
-~Lyndsey O’Day for informing me about the
Agitha’s Letter thing.
-~Meliz Aulurn Culus for telling me how you
actually get the “Rare Item in Stock” letter.
-~NeoSeeker for hosting this guide on their site.
-~Lee Jaworek for sending in a question. (I love
answering questions. It makes me feel warm and
fuzzy inside.)
-~Andy Quigley for giving me the nice idea of
writing the Crouching Postman, Hidden Letter
section.
-~Patrick Dungar and Nick Binger for telling me
the last two crouching postman locations.
-~Lucas Akaishi for sending in a question. Love
questions, especially if they’re not stupid ones
like “Hwo do u git letrs?” (Every so often, I
receive a similar question. It happens.)
-~Chuck for telling me about both “Dear
Adventurer” letters becoming one under certain
circumstances.
-~kgeorgsen for providing additional info on the fourth
location of Crouching Postman, Hidden Letter.

~=~=~=~=Goodbye [.9]=~=~=~=~
If you actually take the time to read this, yay.
       So ends this guide on letters. I hope it was
very useful and extremely enjoyable.
       Goodbye.