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I. Intro
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A. Why..?
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II. Transcript
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A. Shows
B. Farming News
1. Fields
2. Seeds
3. Cattle
4. Milk
5. Cole & Tom's Farming Quiz
6. Quality of milk
C. Today's Horoscope
D. TV Shopping
1. Extend-O Cutter
2. Survival Kit Z
3. Ginsoo 2000
4. Belly Buster
5. Headcopter
6. Super Sealer Z
7. Handy Cleaner V
8. Tranzlator
9. Magic Wallet
E. Greg's Fishing Diary
1. "The Big One" 1
2. "The Big One" 2
3. Local information
F. Niki's Love
1. Episode 1
2. Episode 2
3. Episode 3
G. Mad, Mad World
1. Yan Yan- part 1
2. Yan Yan- part 2
H. Star Trip
...Why would someone do this, you may ask?
To that, I respond, simply: Why not?
Many of the shows on the TV are downright
hilarious, not to mention noticing all of
the spelling errors and grammar mistakes.
So, I decided to document the TV show scripts.
I guess, without further ado, here they are,
so far.
Greg's Fishing Diary
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Today I went out in
search of a big one.
I rode my small boat
overcoming the
crashing waves
to a fishing spot
where I could only
hear the sounds of
the waves and the
soft cry of the
gulls.
Observing the bird's
movements, I tossed
out some bait and
watched it sink deep
into the ocean.
All that was left
was to sit and
wait for it...
The shining sun was
very hot.
Every nerve in my
fingers were eager
in anticipation.
I could see my line
being moved by the fish...
..fhzzzzz...
fhzzzzz...
Now!
As I reeled my line
in, I could feel
my catch hooked.
Not a bad Bonito...
Taking my catch up
into my boat,
I immediately began
to bind and secure
it thoroughly.
I then turned it
into bait for an
even BIGGER fish and
tossed it back to the
ocean.
The reel contest has
only just begun
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Tune in next time
for more exciting
fish tales!
Greg's Fishing Diary
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It had been a long
time since I had
savored the sweet
taste of a battle
between myself and
a big one.
But, this one was
different.
It pulled and yanked
at my line as if to
sink the boat.
I don't even know how
much time passed.
By the time the fish
calmed down, the
light of the moon
reflected off of my
boat.
My numb fingers
pulled in my prey. It
felt as if I was
draggin in a huge
boulder out of the
watery depths.
But little by little
I carefully reeled
in my prize.
From the waters
I could see
the shimmering orange
color of my catch.
Now, both the sky and
the sea were dyed
orange by the rising
sun.
As I pulled it up
even closer,
the size increased.
It was even bigger
than my boat!
I couldn't bring it
inside the boat...
Having ho other
choice I lashed
it to the keel.
It was surely a
Marlin easily over
1000 pounds!
Catching it was
hard and taking
it home was even
harder... How far did
this fish pull me?
...................
Until next time!
Greg's Fishing Diary
Local Information
Fishing in Mineral
Town 1
Each fishing point in
Mineral Town has a
"King Fish".
You must fulfill many
requirements to catch
them.
Not only fishing time
and methods, you must
try various things.
Greg's Fishing Diay
Local Information
Fish in Forget-Me-Not
Valley 1
There are many unique
fish in Forget-Me-Not
Valley.
For example, there is
a fish called the
Sharshark, which
looks very similar to
a Silver Shark.
Sharsharks are very
rare and live in the
clean rivers of
Forget-Me-Not Valley.
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It's time for your
favorite TV show,
"Mad Mad World" !
Each show we travel
around looking for
unique stories.
This time we bring
you part 5 in our
Exploration Series.
We've gone off to the
forgotten island in
search of the
Water Monkey.
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The Shikura Sea is
the Monkey Weeds'
natural habitat.
In the middle of it,
there is an island
called "Kimori"
which you cannot find
on any maps.
The Yan-Yan Pond is
located somewhere
on this island, and
it is the home of
the Water Monkeys.
We've entered the
deepest parts of
Kimori Island chasing
after the elusive Water Monkey.
The surface of the
island was fromed
from a volcanic
eruption. At first
glance, there seems no life.
Just where is the
world is this
Yan-Yan Pond?
We began our journey
in search of the pond
first.
Originally the
Yan-Yan Pond was
discovered about
100 years ago by
Joseph Nehit.
His diary is the only
written record
we have of his
exploits. This is
what was inside his
diary.
I could hear the
sound in the middle
of the night.
"Yan-Yan" it went.
I followed the noise
until I came
across a giant lake.
...................
To be continued...
See you next time.
It's time for your
favorite TV show,
"Mad Mad World" !
Each show we travel
around looking for
unique stories.
Today we continue our
current story,
"In search of the
Water Monkeys".
In our last episode,
we were inside
a cave deep within
Komori Island
when suddenly we were
aghast...
What was it that
appeared before us!?
Watch and learn...
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We continued down the
long and narrow cave.
Unbelievably deep
inside was the amazing
spectacle that spread
out before us.
A dome about 150 feet
tall towerd above
us. At the top of the
dome was a large
opening. A large pool
stretched out before
us, reflecting light
as if the moon had
fallen inside.
At the long last we
had discovered
the Yan-Yan Pond!
We couldn't see it
clearly due to
the darkness, but we
could make out
black shadows of some
fallen trees.
Mesmerized by the
spectacle, we were
suddenly brought
back to reality
by a "yan-yan" coming
from the dome.
Although we could see
no trace, no one
doubted any longer
that this was the
cry of the Water
Mokneys. It's called
the Water Monkey, so
we naturally assumed
it would be in the
water. If that was
the case though, how
were we able to hear
it's cries? Watching
the waters surface
intently, we noticed
the shadows of the
fallen branches move
occasionally.
We stood there with
our eyes locked
in the direction of
the waters surface.
...................
To be continued...
It's time for your
favorite TV show,
"Mad Mad World"!
Each show we travel
around looking for
unique stories.
This time we bring
you part 3 in our
Festival Series.
"Chestnut Festival
of doom".
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In a remote village
far deep in the
mountains, there is
one particular place
blanketed by groves
of chestnut trees.
It is here that I,
the great reporter
Suzuki shall
investigate this
"Chestnut Festival".
Personally, I am
clueless as to the
kind this may be, but
I'm very curious.
Oh, it looks like
they're about to
start, so let's head
on over and take
a look around.
Well, let me see...
Now, I know the
festival is being
held in the village
square... Uh... but
where exactly IS the
village square?
Hmm, let me try
asking someone
around here.
Suzuki: "Excuse me,
sir? Do you know
the way to get to the
village square?"
Old Man: "You're
gonna go to the
square looking like
that, ya? You'll be
in serious pain."
Suzuki: "Um... I don't
quite understand..."
Old Man: "Chestnuts
hurt, ya know?
Oh, the square is
over that way."
Suzuki: "Um... thanks,
I guess... I'm just a
little unnerved right
now. I'll try asking
someone else."
...................
Suzuki: "Um... excuse
me?"
Old Woman: "You're
not really going to
to go to the square
dressed like that,
are ya? You're gonna
be in so much pain."
Suzuki: "Um, but why
would I be in pain?"
Old Woman: "Chestnuts
hurt. Oh well, the
square is right
over yonder."
Suzuki: "Um... thanks.
I guess... Now I'm
really worried...
...................
Oh, there's the
square. Looks like
the festival
activities are
about to get started.
Let's get closer!
..Aaaaah! Ouch!!!
Geh...! Eeeeeek!!!
Owwww! Ch...ch...
Chestnu...
Chestnut fes...
Aaaaah! ......
Well, that was quite
a surprise. Turns out
the Chestnut Festival
is the local custom
of throwing chestnut
burs to each other.
Thanks for all your
hard work, Suzuki.
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Drama
"Niki's Love"
Episode 1
Sudden Meeting
"Ahh! I'm laaaaate!"
Once again I'm
dashing off to my
school while gobbling
down my breakfast.
BOOM! !@#$
"Watch where the heck
you're going!"
I couldn't help
yelling at someone
whom I accidentally
crashed into.
"Hey! You crashed
into me."
"Say what? You were
the one who was just
standing there in a
daze."
I had to take a look
at the guy's face
talking back to me.
Then I found out that
he was soooo cool!
Even better it turns
out that he was from
my school too!
"Who are you?!"
"Me? I'm...
Sujio Honekawa.
Suji for short."
To be continued...
Drama
"Nikki's Love"
Episode 3
My Racing Heart
The incredibly
popular transfer
student, Suji,
invited me to go for
a walk. We ended up
at a livehouse.
"Is it okay to be
here dressed like
this?"
"Come on. Come on.
All the way in."
Suddenly I found
myself commanded
inside. The place
looked like a
dressing room of a
theater.
"are you... in a
band!?"
Inside was a fat
drummer, a geeky
looking bassist, a
cute female
keybaorder and...
Suji was the
guitarist.
"I want you to be our
vocalist."
"Whaaa!" M-me!?"
To be continued...
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TV shopping network
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
is very userful when
cutting down those
pesky out of reach
branches.
Introducing the
"Extend-O Cutter" !
Female guest: "Wow!
Even the name sounds
so cool!"
This item is able to
extend an extra
5 feet, and the
exclusive
"Magic hand"
can cut down those
hard to reach
branches from even
the tallest trees in
your yard. This item
weighs 20 pounds, so
when you used it,
your muscles are
being worked out at
the same time!
Female Guest: "Wow!
It's so incredible!
It cuts trees, AND
it makes you stronger
too!"
But wait, if you act
now, you'll also get
the body-bulding
supplement, "Myflex" !
All for just...
98,000G!!
Female Guest: "Wow!
IT's so affordable!"
This price is for
a limited time.
You have to act now
because this is your
only chance to take
advantage of this
great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
is very useful
when camping.
Introducing the
incredible
"Survival Kit Z"!
Female Guest: "Wow,
itl ooks so
dependable"!
This little piece of
ingenuity has
a knife, a spoon and
20 other tools all in
one handy, dandy kit.
No matter where you
go, as long as you
have this, you'll know
you're A.O.K.!
Female Guest: "Wow!
What else does
it have?"
Also included are, a
fork, a lighter,
a can-opener, canned
food, a pillow,
a clock, a digital
camera, playing
cards, clothesline,
a heater and more!
Even if you were to
be lost in the
mountains for a week,
if you had this
kit, you'd survive!
And it's just...
98,000G!
Female Guest: "I'm
impressed that
it can hold so much
in that pack that's
only the size of an
adult cow!!"
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is
your only chance to
take advantage of
this great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping hour
Today's featured item
is something that'll
make cooking fun!
Introducing the
amazing new,
"Ginsoo 2000".
Female Guest: "Wow,
it really looks like
it'd make my cooking
a lot of fun again!"
This amazing knife
can cut iron, rocks,
and even steel! There
is nothing it can't
slice up!
If you act now, you
can even have your
name engraved on it!
Female Guest: "Oh my!
It chopped the carrot
and went through the
cutting board and
even the floor!
..Is that good?
Oh well, even if I
were to drop it
outside, it's got my
name on it, so I
won't lose it."
And just in case you
lost one, we're
including a 2nd one
absolutely free!
All for just...
98,000G!!
Female Guest: "With
two knives, I can
work twice as fast
in the kitchen!"
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is
your only chance to
take advantage of
this great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping hour
Today's featured item
is so simple that
anyone can use it to
get thinner.
Introducing, the
amazing new
"Belly Buster" !
Female Guest: "Any
girl who wants to
be thin is going to
love this."
Simply wrap the belt
around your waist,
flip the swtich, and
presto!
Your stomach is now
being vibrated at a
speed of 8000 times
per minute.
Female Guest: "Wow!
Is it like doing
sit-ups without
actually doing
anything?
Not quite. The
vibration makes you
nauseous so that
you don't feel like
eating. So, you lose
weight!
However, for those of
you who still feel
like eating after
using this item,
we have a special
gift.
That's right!! WE're
throwing int he
special dietary
supplement.
"Smel-lee 2" !!
All for just the low,
low price of...
98,000 G!!
Female Guest: "Wow,
that's a real
good deal!"
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act
now because this is
your only chance to
take advantage of
this great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
will let you move
here and there more
easily. Introducing
the new "Headcopter"!
Female Guest: "Oh my!
I wonder how
you use it?!"
It's so easy, all you
do it attach the
exclusive propeller
helmet to your head
and viola! You can
fly abotu like a bird
using teh rotors on
top.
Female Guest:
"Amazing! I can
fly like a bird!"
As an added bonus,
it runs on solar
power, so it's very
friendly to the
environment.
Female Guest: "Oh my!
It's gotten cloudy
outside. I'm losing
speed and altitutude...
It feels like I'm
falling...?"
If you act now, we'll
also include the
Anti-Crash Parachute!
All for just...
98,000G!!
Female Guest:
"Where's MY
parachute?!"
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is
your only chance to
take advantage of
this great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's Featured
item is the
"Super Sealer Z"!
Female Guest: "Wow!
It looks so useful
to have!"
Super Sealer Z is
great for storing
away all those
clothes and blankets
you're not using.
Female Guest: "Wow,
it sealed up so
quickly! It became
the size ofa piece
of sliced cheese!"
Unfortunately, things
sealed inside might
turn into dust due to
the extreme pressure.
However, we also
include a dust pan
and broom so your
crushed things don't
mess up your house!
All this for jsut...
98,000G!
Female Guest: "It's
so amazing and the
price is like the
sealed item too!"
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is your
only chance to take
advantage of this
great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
is the amazing
"Handy Cleaner V"
It's so light and
compact!
Female Guest: "It
looks so useful!"
This item can be used
with either batteries
or with regular current.
Perfect when you need
to clean up anywhere!
Female Guest: "Oh my!
It's prefect for
someone like me who
loves to keep clean!"
Conventional vacuums
are too weak normally
but with the new
patented "Black Hole"
engine, it's
guaranteed you can
such up anything you
get near this compact
vacuum!
Female Guest: "Wow!
This vacuum really
sucks!"
This great vacuum
that sucks anything
and everything once
it's turned on is now
only... 98,000G!
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is your
only chance to take
advantage of this
great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
is a high-powered,
digital translation
device.
Introducing,
the "Tranzlator"!
Female Guest: "Wow,
it looks so useful to have."
This item features a
super-computer inside
it with the
capability to
translate absolutely
anything!
Female Guest: "Anythi
ng?
Even a polar bear?
(From here, there are just several blank
screens. Someone at Natsume messed up...)
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
can gather up your
money in the blink of
an eye! Introducing
the "Magic Wallet"!
Female Guest: "Wow!
It just gathers all
the money so easily
and quickly!"
Simply put this item
on your wallet, and
before you know it
it'll take all the
money from it.
Female Guest: "Wow!
I don't even have to
put money in it
myself? It's really
automatic!"
If you leave it out,
it'll take money
from all the wallets
you have in your
household, and even
in your town!
Female Guest: "Wow!
Sounds like it's
useful to overcome
Home Onwer
Association Fees
as well!"
Even the town mayor
loves this item.
If you act now, we'll
also include a small
wallet at no extra
cost! All this for just...
98,000G!
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is your
only chance to
take advantage of
this great TV offer.
Bye for now!
Taketa Farm Network
Presents...
TV Shopping Hour
Today's featured item
is for people tired
of living alone.
Introducing your new
freind, "Mr. Arf"!
Famele Guest: "It's
so cuuuuuuute!"
This item is just
like a real dog!
You can play with it,
talk to it and even
teach it tricks!
Female Guest: "Wow!
It's so real!"
It's so real that if
you don't feed it
on a regular basis,
it'll starve and
eventually die!
Female Guest: "Oh my!
I can't tell the
difference from a
real dog and this!"
Unfortunately, if
your pet dies, it's
finished, so please
make sure to take
care of it. To keep
that from happening,
we're including Dog
Food to keep
"Mr. Arf" alive!
You get all this for
just...
98,000G!
Female Guest: Wow,
it's such a price
difference from a
real dog!"
This price is for a
limited time.
You have to act now
because this is your
only chance to take
advantage of this
great TV offer.
Bye for now!
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Hello everyone.
It's time for another
Music Moment.
Today's guest is a
Tabla player,
Shosak Kahn.
Holly will be serving
as a translator.
Mr Kahn, when did
you start playing
the Tabla?
Holly: (Symbols)
Kahn: (Symbols)
Holly: "When I was
45 years old."
..really! Only 3
years ago?
That's an amazing
about of progress
in such a short time.
Holly: (symbols)
Kahn: (Symbols)"...Huh.."
Holly: "Nah, it was
really nothing."
..Mr. Kahn, how long
do you practice
each day?
Holly: (Symbols)
Kahn: (Symbols)
Holly: "Hmm, about...
30 minutes."
..That's quite
short. Well, without
further ado, let's
all have a listen to
what Mr. Kahn can do
on the Tabla.
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Boom boom...
Boom chika boom
Boom boom...
Boom chicka boom!
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..Thank you very
much. Ladies and
gentleman, Mr. Kahn,
the Table player.
That's all for today.
See you next time!
Hello everyone
It's time for another
Music Moment.
Today we're doing
a special show
featuring composer
McCoy G.
When one thinks of
McCoy G, you have
to think of his song,
"Mistake". Though not
many know this, the
truth is the song was
originally meant to
be an instrumental.
McCoy G isn't only
a songwriter, he's
also a virtuoso of
the Oguracci as well.
It seems that
"Mistake" was
originally created to
be performed on
the Oguracci.
Although "Mistake" is
easy to sing, the
real difficult parts
of the song are
it's incredibly high
tones.
Although it takes a
great deal of skill
in order to produce
notes in that range,
when applied to
instruments, the end
result is quite
pleasing. So, as we
say goodbye for today
let's all listen to
the instrumental
version of "Mistake".
Until next time.
Take care everyone!
Hello everyone.
It's time for another
Music Moment.
Today's guest is the
famous composer, Mr.
Minoru Tanaka.
..Mr. Tanaka, you've
had many hits. Which
song do you
personally think
has the deepest feel
in its lyrics and
melody to you?
Tanaka: "Jmm. I'd
have to say it
was my debut song."
..It was "Walk With
You", right?
Tanaka: "That's
right. The singer
really tied it all
together. She's my
wife now, as you
might know.
..Aha, how sweet of
you. Now, let's all
check out "Walk With
You", sung by our
special guest
himself, Mr. Tanaka
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Walking with you
along the path
The wind blows so
gently on us
I'm so happy to be
with you.
Wow wow...
...................
..Thank you very
much. Ladies and
gentleman,
Mr. Tanaka.
That's all for today.
See you next time!
This normally
scheduled program of
Music Moment has been
cancelled to bring you
the Mineral Town
election results
Thomas 100 Votes
Harris 2 Votes
Doctor 30 Votes
Thomas has been
reelected as a mayor
for the 15th time!
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Dairy Farm News!
Today we'll talk
about food for the
cattle. Do you guys
have a question,
Cole or Tom?
Cole: "What do the
cattle eat?"
..They mainly eat
Fodder
twice a day!
Tom: "I see. They eat
twice a day. Do they
eat snacks? I can't
live without snacks
myself!
..Like every other
kid, the cattle like
to have snacks too.
Tom: "Really? They
eat snacks like us?"
..But you can't
give too many snacks just
because they like it.
They have to eat
Fodder
everyday.
Tom: "Okay!"
..See you next time.
Farming news!
Today we'll talk
about the fields.
Do you guys have
a question, Syd or
Jack?
Syd: "Can we plant
seeds anywhere?"
..No, you have to
sow the seeds in a
prepared field.
Syd: "I see. What
does it look like?"
..You see a section
in the farm with good
soil. You have to
till the soil and
plant the seeds.
Jack: "Can you grow
any kind of crops?"
..Not really. Some
crops need better
soil than others,
do you understand?
Jack: "Kind of..."
..See you next time.
Dairy Farm News!
Today we'll talk
about milk.
Do you guys have a
question, Cole or
Tom?
Tom: "How many times
can we milk a cow?"
..If you milk a cow
in the morning, you
can do it one more
time in teh evening.
Cole: "Twice a day?
Wow, cows are hard
working!"
..Hey, cole, did you
know that you can
only milk cows that
have had babies?
Cole: "Yes, I know!"
Tom: "Really!? I
thoguht they all have
milk when they grow
up!"
..Many people don't
know about it. Humans
are the same, right?
Topm: "I see. Cows
are like humans."
..Milking is good
for them. If you
don't milk them for
a while, they get
sick, so be careful.
Tom: "I could never
leave delicious milk
alone!"
..Oh, tom. You have
to be nice to the
cows when you milk
them. You can't just
milk them whenever
you want.
Tom: "Okay!"
..See you next time!
Farming News!
Today we'll talk
about the seeds.
Do you guys have a
question, Mike or
Sean?
Mike: "Are there
different types of
seeds?"
..Actually, there
are different types
of seeds. Root Crops,
Stem Crops and Trees.
Sean: "Can you tell
just by looking at
their seeds?"
..That's very
difficult. Let me
show you several
main crops you can
grow:
Tomatoes
Watermelons
Strawberries
Melons
..are stem crops.
Turnips
Potatoes
Carrots
Sweet Potatoes
..are root crops.
Peaches
Oranges
Grapes
Bananas
Apples
..are trees.
Do you understand?
Mike: "There are many
other crops, right?"
..Of course.
See you next time.
Cole and Tom's
Happy Farming Quiz!
Cole: "Today's my
tur to give you a
quiz!"
Tom: "Go easy on me,
okay...?"
Cole: "How many times
do the cattle eat a
day?
Tom: "Um... Twice!"
Cole: "Corrrrrect!"
Tom: "Yes!"
Farming News!
Today we'll talk
about the fields.
Do you guys have a
question, Syd or
Jack?
Syd: "Can we plant
seeds anywhere?"
..No. You have to
sow the seeds in a
prepared field.
Syd: "I see. Hwat
does it look like?"
..You see a section
in the farm with good
soil. You have to
till the soil and
plant the seeds.
Jack: "Can you grow
any kind of crops?"
..Not really. Some
crops need better
soil than others.
do you understand?
Jack: "Kind off..."
..See you next time.
Dairy Farm News!
Today we'll talk
about the quality
of milk. Do you guys
have a question,
Cole or Tom?
Tom: "I think milk
tastes different
depending on the
season. Is it just
me, or...?"
..Good point, Tom!
Cole: "Really? It
tastes different?"
..Yes, Cole.
It tastes better in
the cold seasons.
Tom: "I knew it!
But I have a
question..."
..What, Tom?
Tom: "Do calves drink
the same milk as we
do? They need a lot
of nutrients, right?
..Tom, another good
point! Cows that just
have had babies
produce special milk.
Tom: "I knew it!"
..The milk produced
within 3 days of
deliver is full of
special nutrients.
Calves grow stronger
with this milk.
Cole: "Really. The
milk is very
important!"
..We drink normal
milk, but the special
milk is not sold
anywhere because it's
for calves.
Tom: "I see. So the
milk we drink and the
milk calves drink are
different... I wonder
what it tastes like?"
..You may be able to
taste it if you go to
a farm
Tom: "Sounds good...
I'll try it."
..Oh, Tom. You do
anything for food?
See you next time!
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Drama
"Star Trip"
Episode 1
Giant's Star
Star Date
387694286115...
Our ship, the USS
Secondprize, has
reached a new planet
to explore.
Crewman A: "What the
heck is this place!?"
Crewman B:
"Everything is huge!
It's like one of
those Planet of
the Giants..."
Villager A: "Who's
there? I say who's
there?"
Villager B: "Huh?
I've never seen
Harvest Sprites like
that before."
Villager C: "But, who
are they?
There are no other
Harvest Sprites
except for us here."
Crewman A: "Harv...
spri...? I don't know
what's going on here,
but they speak, and
they are about the
same size as we are.
Alright, let's make
contact...!"
Crewman B: "Waah!
It's HUGE!"
A giant monster! It's
coming after us!!
Aaaaaah!!"
Dog: "Arf arf"
Crewman A: "This
place is too
dangerous for us!
We've no choice!"
Fall back to the
ship! Retreat!!"
..So we returned to
the ship and then
obliterated the
planet competely,
and continued on our
epic voyage.
To be continued...
"Star Trip"
Episode 3
The Plants
Star Date
387694286123...
Our ship has once
again landed on an
unknown planet.
Crewman A: "What is
this thing?"
Crewman B: "It seems
to be an insect
eating a plant. No,
wait...
It can't possibly...
It can speak!?"
Creepy Plant: "Yo,
my man! I am one
hungry plant. Do ya
got any food you can
spare?"
Crewman A: "It...it's
going to eat us..."
Creepy Plant: "Must
eat. Must eat..."
Crewman B: "You
dang plant!
Think you're gonna
eat us, do ya!?"
Creepy Plant: "Eat...
you? Don't be stupid.
Why would I want to
eat such yucky
tasting things like
you? I'm a vegetarian
you know?"
Crewman A:
"A vegetarian... plant
that eats...other...
plants!?"
Creepy Plant: "Not
only that, but I'm
also really picky
about what I eat. Not
just anything'll do.
Crewman B: "That's
it. We're done with
this one. Beam us up,
Biscotti."
So we returned to the
ship and then
obliterated the
planet completely,
and continued on our
epic voyage.
To be continued...
Last Updated March 22, 2004. Version .75
Most things completed. Will add new scripts
as they are found.
