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Vegas Stakes for Super Nintendo
Email :
[email protected]
Aim: Humanvegetable02
Website : geocities.com/humanvegetableonline2002
Copyright 2004 Humanvegetableonline
Version 1.0 - 5/7/04 - 5/11/04
Version 1.01 - 5/13/04
Version 1.02 - 12/12/04
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Written by The Best Gambler in the Whole Damn World...
BUT ONLY ON MARS, PEOPLE!
Written by Earth's Worst Gambler.
Dedication
This guide dedicated to DesertEagle and Daniel K for no reason.
Introduction
This is my second guide so don't complain much. If you find any inaccurate
info or something typed bad then email or AIM me. And I never EVER re-read
my guides...
About this game
The best gambling game EVER.
Copyright Stuff
Do not use this guide unless you ask me. If you wish to use it then
you know what to do. My Email and AIM are up there. These websites are
allowed to use this guide.
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Version 1.0
Full Guide Added.
Version 1.01
Fixed a very small mistake about the roulette wheel. The 17 is now an 11.
Version 1.02
Reformatted guide to 74 lines and added one event called "Oil Man"
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Table of Contents
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1.0 - Basic Stuff
1.1 - Black Jack
1.2 - Slots
1.3 - Roulette
1.4 - Craps
1.5 - Poker
2.0 - Intro
3.0 - Story
4.0 - Casinos
4.1 - The Hideaway
4.2 - Golden Paradise
4.3 - Buffalo Head
4.4 - The 2020
4.5 - Laurel Palace
5.0 - Partner's Advice
6.0 - Events
7.0 - Extras
8.0 - Credits
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1.0 - Basic Stuff
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Black Jack Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit)
L = Rules
R = Rules
A = Confirm
X = Don't bet this game
B = Don't bet this game
Slots Controls
D-Pad = Nothing
Select = Menu (Winning Combos, Advice, Quit)
L = Winning combos list
R = Winning combos list
A = Bet
X = Pull lever
Roulette Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit)
L = Odds of the certain betting location
R = Odds of the certain betting location
A = Set a bet
X = End bet and spin the wheel
B = Remove bet
Craps Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit)
L = Odds and rules of the certain betting location
R = Odds of the certain betting location
A = Set a bet
X = End bet and roll the dices.
B = Remove bet
Poker Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit)
L = Rules
R = Rules
A = Confirm
Now here are the rules to black jack, slots, roulette, craps, and poker.
==================
1.1 - Black Jack
==================
HOW TO PLAY
BlackJack
Each player wins by having a higher point total than the dealer that is
equal to, or as close to 21 without exceeding it. If he goes over 21 he
has busted and loses his wager.
Cards
All face cards are valued at 10. An ace may be counted as either 1 or 11.
All other cards are valued at the number on their face.
Procedure
Each player is dealt 2 cards face-up. The dealer receives one card face-up
and one card face-down. If the dealer has a blackjack, the game is over,
All wagers of those without a blackjack will be collected by the dealer.
If the dealer does not have a blackjack and any player does, they are paid
at 3-2 odds. Any remaining players continue to play the game. The player
can ask the dealer to deal any number of cards as he attempts to come as
close to 21 and not exceed it. Over 21 is a bust, and loses the wager.
When all players' hands are completed, the dealer flips his hole card,
either taking additional cards or standing. The dealer's hand is then
compared to the player's hands. Any hand that is lower than the dealer's
results in a loss of their wager. Higher hands are paid 1-1. A tie is a
PUSH. If a PUSH occurs, the wager returns to the player.
Double Down
If the total of the hand dealt is 9, 10 or 11, the player may double down.
He places a wager equal to the original and then receives only one
additional card.
Split
If a player receives two identical cards, he may split. Each card is
treated as if it were the first card dealt and an additional wager of the
equal amount is placed on the new hands.
Insurance
When the dealer's face-up card is an ace, players may buy insurance. The
cost is half the opening wager. The pay-off is 2-1 against the dealer's
blackjack. The opening wager is lost, but insurance will recoup that.
My Tips and Hints
- Always hit if you have about 11 or less.
- Always stand if you have 17 or over.
- Insurance costs half your current bet so don't even pay for it.
- If you have a black jack you win +50% of your current bet.
- It's good to split.
- It's risky to double because you might get a low number card. But
getting a 10, J, Q, K, or A are high.
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1.2 - Slots
=============
HOW TO PLAY
Place 1 or 5 bets (Look at the tips and hints a few lines below) then
pull the lever. You'll will get money depending on the winning combos you
get. If you see a winning combo on the screen diagonally and wondering why
you did not get it, then it is because you did not bet a diagonal bet.
This game is so simple, anyone can play. EVEN YOU!
Winning Combos
Cherry, Any, Any = X2
Cherry, Cherry, Any = X5
Lemon, Lemon, Bar = X10
Lemon, Lemon, Lemon = X10
Plum, Plum, Bar = X14
Plum, Plum, Plum = X14
Bell, Bell, Bar = X18
Bell, Bell, Bell = X18
Watermelon, Watermelon, Bar = X100
Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon = X100
Bar, Bar, Bar = X100
Seven, Seven, Seven = X200
My Tips and Hints
- Lets draw this slot machine to teach you about betting.
Diagonal bet 4\ /
Horizontal bet 2-BE SE CH-
Horizontal bet 1-BA LE LE-
Horizontal bet 3-SE BE PL-
Diagonal bet 5/ \
This is a completely losing screen. If you pressed A 5 times, you will win
any winning combination in diagonal bet 4 and 5, and horizontal bet 1, 2,
and 3. But since there're no winning combinations in this example. You
lose everything.
- I always like to bet 5 times even though I lose more money that way.
- I hate this game.
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1.3 - Roulette
================
HOW TO PLAY
A ball is dropped on a spinning wheel. Whatever slot the ball lands on is
the number. The number is even or odd, black or red, or NONE (00 or 0).
Predict what the number will be then place a bet. I suggest color bet.
It's an easy way to win money. BUT ONLY IF YOU WIN. Just below are tips,
and more information on this game.
Here's the entire roulette table typed with extreme accuracy.
R = Red | B = Black
-----------------------------------------------------------
|OO| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|15B|18R|21R|24B|27R|30R|33B|36R|2 to 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
| 2B| 5R| 8B|11B|14R|17B|20B|23R|26B|29B|32R|35B|2 to 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
| 0| 1R| 4B| 7R|10B|13B|16R|19R|22B|25R|28B|31B|34R|2 to 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
| | | |
| 1ST 12 | 2nd 12 | 3rd 12 |
| | | |
-------------------------------------------------
| | | | | | |
|1 to 18| Even | RED | Black | Odd |19 to 36|
\_______________________________________________/
Wager Information, Comments, Winning Percentages
X = Bet
-----
|1XR|
-----
^
Straight bet : 35-1
Betting on a single number. Don't try this one. Waste of money.
2.63% chance of winning
--------
|OOX 3R|
--------
^
Split bet : 17-1
Betting on two single numbers in one bet.
5.26% chance of winning
---------
|15B|18R|
----X----
|14R|17B|
---------
^
Square bet : 8-1
Betting on four single numbers at one bet.
10.53% chance of winning
-----
| 3R|
-----
| 2B|
-----
| 1R|
--X--
^
Street bet : 11-1
Betting on a set of three numbers.
7.89% chance of winning
---------
| 3R| 6B|
---------
| 2B| 5R|
---------
| 1R| 4B|
----X----
^
Six-number bet : 5-1
Betting on six numbers.
15.79% chance of winning
-----------------------------------------------------------
|OO| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|15B|18R|21R|24B|27R|30R|33B|36R|2 tX 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
^
Column bet : 2-1
Bets on one whole column
31.59% chance of winning
-----------------
| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|
-----------------
| 2B| 5R| 8B|11B|
-----------------
| 1R| 4B| 7R|10B|
-----------------
| |
| 1STX12 |
| |
-----------------
^
Dozen bet : 2-1
Bets on the dozen numbers above it.
31.59% chance of winning
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| |
|1 tX 18|
\________
^
Low number bet : 1-1
Betting 1 to 18.
47.37% chance of winning
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| |
|19 to 36|
_________/
^
High number bet : 1-1
Betting 19 to 36.
47.37% chance of winning
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| |
| EXen |
_________
^
Even bet : 1-1
Betting on all even numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
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| |
| OXd |
________
^
Odd bet : 1-1
Betting on all odd numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
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| |
| RXD |
_________
^
Red bet : 1-1
Betting on all red numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
---------
| |
| BlXck |
_________
^
Black bet : 1-1
Betting on all black numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
Roulette Wheel
00, 1, 13, 24, 3, 15, 34, 22, 5, 17, 32, 20, 7, 11, 30, 26, 9, 28, 0, 2,
14, 35, 23, 4, 16, 33, 21, 6, 18, 31, 19, 8, 12, 29, 25, 10, 27, 00.
NOTE : There's only one double 00.
My Tips and Hints
- Never ever bet on single number. A 2.63% chance of winning. But if you
want to gamble like this, then choose 20.
- The red/black bet has a 47.37% chance of winning. Meh. More like 50/50.
- I like to make multiple bets. Like this:
Bet on red, a dozen bet, 1 to 18, column bet, even, AND six-number bet.
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1.4 - Craps
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Here's the craps table drawn with uh... I tried my best. :(
Craps isn't as complicated as it seems. REMEMBER THAT!
#: = Dices
^
Number of the dice ______________________________________
____________________ | | | | | | |Don't| \
/HARDWAY BET\| | | | | | |Come | \
|--------------------||============================== | \
| 3:3: | 4:4: || 4 | 5 |SIX | 8 |NINE| 10 | BAR | |\
| 9 to 1 | 9 to 1 || | | | | | |6: 6:| | \
|--------------------||==============================------ | \
| 2:2: | 5:5: || | | |
| 7 to 1 | 7 to 1 || ### ### ##### ### | | |
----------------------| # # # # # # # | | |
__________________ | # # # # # # ### | | |
/ONE ROLL BET\ | # # # # # # # | | |
/--------------------\| ### ### # # # ### | | |
| ANY SEVEN 4 to 1 || | | |
|--------------------||--------------------------- | | |
| HORN HIGH || 3 4 9 10 11 \ / | |
| 6:5:|1:2:|6:6:|1:1:||(2) FIELD (12)\ / / |
|--------------------||--------------------------------- / /
| 1: 1: _|__ 6:6: || Don't Pass BAR 6:6: / /
|30 to 1|HORN|30 to 1||-----------------------------------/ /
|-------|BET |-------|| PASS LINE /
| 1: 2: ----- 6:5: ||--------------------------------------/
|15 to 1 | 15 to 1 || NO CALL BETS
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|ANY CRAPS 7 to 1|
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HOW TO PLAY
X = Bet
____________________
/HARDWAY BET\
|--------------------|
V V V
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| 3:3: |
| 9 tX 1 |
|----------
Hardway 6 (9-1)
If the player throws a double 3 before a 7 or any other combination making
up a 6, he wins
-----------
| 4:4: |
| 9 tX 1 |
----------|
Hardway 8 (9-1)
If the player throws a double 4 before a 7 or any other combination making
up an 8, he wins.
|----------
| 2:2: |
| 7 tX 1 |
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Hardway 4 (7-1)
If the player throws a double 2 before a 7 or any other combination making
up a 4, he wins.
-----------|
| 5:5: |
| 7 to 1 |
------------
Hardway 10 (7-1)
If the player throws a double 5 before a 7 or any other combination making
up a 10, he wins.
__________________
/ONE ROLL BET\
/--------------------\
V V V
----------------------
| ANY SEVEX 4 to 1 |
|--------------------|
Any Seven (4-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
a 7, he wins.
----------------------
| HORN HIGH |
| 6X5:|1X2:|6X6:|1X1:|
|--------------------|
Horn High Wager
Similar to horn bet, but the split is between five numbers. The player can
only wager an amount that is divisible by 5. One number is chosen from 2,
3, 11, or 12 to receive 2 units of the wager. If the next roll is one of
the other three numbers, the wager is only 1 unit.
My Translation : You bet $1,000 on 5:6: and get a 5:6:. You win 6,000.
You bet $1,000 on 5:6: and get a 1:1:. You win 3,000.
-----------
| 1: 1: _|
|30 tX 1|
|-------|
Craps 2 (30-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
a 2, he wins.
------------
|__ 6:6: |
|30 tX 1|
|-------|
Craps 12 (30-1)
This is a one rolls bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
a 12, he wins.
|-------|
| 1: 2: ---
|15 tX 1 |
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Craps 3 (15-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
a 3, he wins.
|-------|
--- 6:5: |
| 15 tX 1 |
------------
Eleven (15-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
an 11, he wins.
_____
|HORN|
|BXT |
------
Horn Wager
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next throw
is 2, 3, 11, or 12, he wins. The wager is split among the four numbers, so
the amount must be divisible by 4.
POINT ODDS
2 or 12 30-1
3 or 11 15-1
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|ANY CRAPX 7 to 1|
----------------------
Any Craps (7-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
2, 3, or 12, he wins.
_______________________________
| | | | | | |
| X | X | X | X | X | X |
|==============================
Don't Come Bar (1-1)
Wager is made only after the pass line point has been established by the
come-out roll. A don't come wager wins or loses by the rules of a don't
pass line bet. If the next point after the don't come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9
or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number.
_______________________________
| X | X | X | X | X | X |
| | | | | | |
|==============================
Lay Wager
Opposite of a buy wager. If a 7 is thrown before the point, he wins. The
odds are based on mathematical probability. However, he must give a 5%
commission on the winnings.
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 1-2
5 or 9 2-3
6 or 8 5-6
===============================
| 4 | 5 |SIX | 8 |NINE| 10 |
| | | | | | |
|==============================
Come (1-1)
Wager can be made only after the pass line point has been established by
the come-out roll. A come wager wins or loses according the rules of a
pass line bet. If the point immediately after the come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8,
9, or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number.
===============================
| 4 | 5 |SIX | 8 |NINE| 10 |
| | | | | | |
|=X====X====X====X====X====X===
Buy Wager
Can be made at any time. Even if the throw is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, the
player can make any number of bets. If he throws a 7 before the point, he
loses. The odds are based on mathematical probability. However, he must
give a 5% commission on the winnings.
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 2-1
5 or 9 3-2
6 or 8 6-5
_______
|Don't|
|Come |
= X |
| BAR |
|6: 6:|
=------
Don't Come Bar (1-1)
Wager is made only after the pass line point has been established by the
come-out roll. A don't come wager wins or loses by the rules of a don't
pass line bet. If the next point after the don't come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8,
9 or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number.
|==============================------
| |
| ### ### ##### ### |
| # # # # # # # |
| # # # X # # ### |
| # # # # # # # |
| ### ### # # # ### |
| |
|--------------------------- |
\ /
\ /
-----
Come (1-1)
Wager can be made only after the pass line point has been established by
the come-out roll. A come wager wins or loses according to the rules of a
pass line bet. If the point immediately after the come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8,
9 or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number.
|---------------------------
| 3 4 9 10 11 \
|(2) FIXLD (12)\
|-----------------------------
Field Bet
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, or 12, he wins.
POINT ODDS
2 2-1
12 3-1
Other 1-1
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/ |
/ /
|--------------------------------- /
| Don't Pass X BAR 6:6: /
|-----------------------------------/
Don't Pass Bar (1-1)
Can only be placed before the come-out roll. If 7 or 11 is thrown, he
loses. If he throws a 2 or 3, he wins. 12 is a tie. The wager continues
and if he repeats the point, he loses. If a 7 is thrown before the point
is made, he wins.
\
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/ |
/ /
/ /
|-----------------------------------/ /
| PASS XINE /
|--------------------------------------/
Pass Line (1-)
Can only bet placed before the come-out roll. If a 7 or 11 is thrown, he
wins. If a 2, 3 or 12 is thrown, he loses. Any other throw becomes the
point. The wager remains in place, and if the point is repeated, he wins.
If a 7 is thrown before the point is made, he loses.
| NO CAXL BETS
Free Odds
Can only be placed after a player makes a pass, Don't pass, come or don't
come wager. Once the point has been established, the player may back up a
line bet with an additional wager. The odds are figured by mathematical
probability.
PASS & COME BET
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 2-1
5 or 9 3-2
6 or 8 6-5
DON'T PASS & DON'T COME
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 1-2
5 or 9 2-3
6 or 8 5-6
Odds of landing the right dices
2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10| 11| 12
-------------------------------------------
1-1|1-2|1-3|1-4|1-5|1-6|2-6|3-6|4-6|5-6|6-6
|2-1|2-2|2-3|2-4|2-5|3-5|4-5|5-5|6-5|
|3-1|3-2|3-3|3-4|4-4|5-4|6-4|
|4-1|4-2|4-3|5-3|6-3|
|5-1|5-2|6-2|
|6-1|
There are 36 combinations.
SINGLE BET
- One Desired Combination = 2.78% Win
- Field Bet = 44.44% Win
- Any Seven 4 to 1 = 16.67% Win
- Horn Bet = 16.67% Win
- One desired dice combination = 2.78% Win
- Any Craps 7 to 1 = 11.11% Win
My Tips and Hints
- Field bet is great.
- Hardaway bet ok.
- Any Seven 4 to 1 is good.
- Any Craps 7 to 1 is a little ok.
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1.5 - Poker
=============
HOW TO PLAY
Seven-card Stud Poker
Objective
Each player will be dealt seven cards total. He or she must make the best
five card hand from those seven to win the game.
Procedure
After anteing up, each player will receive two hole cards and one up card.
The player who has the best up card will begin the wagering. After the
wagering is complete, each player will receive and additional up card and
wagers are again placed. The player showing the best hand will begin the
wagering each round. This continues until all players have a total of four
cards up. At that point, each player will receive one additional hole card
and the final wagering will take place. After all wagering is done, each
player's hand will be disclosed. Any folded hands will not be shown. Using
five cards, the player who has the best hand wins.
Cards
One 52 card deck with no jokers is used. Aces are the highest card and
Deuces (2) are the lowest. All suits are equal in strength.
Wagering
Seven-Card Stud has five wagering intervals. At each interval all players
must either CALL, RAISE, FOLD, BET or CHECK. The wagering interval ends
when all players' wagers become equal, with the exception of any players
who may have folded.
Call
Match the wager of the player prior to you and remain in the game.
Raise
Raise the wager.
Fold
Drop out of the game. You will not play again until the hand is completed.
If you FOLD, you'll lose all chips that you have wagered.
Bet
If you are the first better, or if the player prior to you CHECKED, you
can bet the amount that you want within the table limit.
Check
Bet $0. This is possible only when you started the wagering or if the
player prior to you CHECKED.
Hand Ranks
Straight Flush
Five cards in sequence, all from the same suit.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||5 ||6 ||7 ||8 |
| || /\ /\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\/\ |
| /\/\ || \/ \/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/\/ |
| \/\/ || /\ || || /\ || |
| /\/\ || \/ || || \/ || |
| \/\/ || /\ /\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\/\ |
| || \/ \/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/\/ |
| 4|| 5|| 6|| 7|| 8|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Four of a Kind
Four of any one rank card plus any fifth card.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||4 ||4 |
| || || || |
| /\/\ || C C || S S || H H |
| \/\/ || || || |
| /\/\ || || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S S || H H |
| || || || |
| 4|| 4|| 4|| 4|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Full House
Any three of one kind and any pair of another kind.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||4 ||2 ||2 |
| || || || || /\ |
| /\/\ || C C || S S || C || \/ |
| \/\/ || || || || |
| /\/\ || || || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S S || C || /\ |
| || || || || \/ |
| 4|| 4|| 4|| 2|| 2|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Flush
Five cards of the same suit, but not in sequence.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||6 ||8 ||10 ||J |
| || C || || || CCCC |
| C C || C C || C C || CC CC || CCCCCC |
| || || C C || C || | | |
| || || C C || C || |
| C C || C C || C C || CC CC || \____/ |
| || C || || || |
| 4|| 6|| 8|| 10|| J|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Straight
Any five cards of two or more suits in sequence.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|7 ||8 ||9 ||10 ||J |
| /\/\/\ || HH || || || CCCC |
| \/\/\/ || H H || S S || CC CC || CCCCCC |
| /\ || || S S || C || | | |
| \/ || || S S || C || |
| /\/\/\ || H H || S S || CC CC || \____/ |
| \/\/\/ || HH || || || |
| 7|| 8|| 9|| 10|| J|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Three of a Kind
Any three cards of the same rank plus any two other cards.
/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||4 |
| || || |
| /\/\ || C C || S S |
| \/\/ || || |
| /\/\ || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S S |
| || || |
| 4|| 4|| 4|
\----------/\----------/\----------/
Two pairs
Two cards of one rank and two cards of another rank plus any fifth card.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||2 ||2 |
| || || || |
| /\/\ || C C || S || H |
| \/\/ || || || |
| /\/\ || || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S || H |
| || || || |
| 4|| 4|| 2|| 2|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Pair
Two cards of the same rank.
/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 |
| || |
| /\/\ || C C |
| \/\/ || |
| /\/\ || |
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No pair
Any five cards not meeting any of the above combinations.
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My Tips and Hints
- By betting the maximum limit, you can scare your opponents into folding.
- Got nothing? SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR OPPONENTS! BET ALL YOU HAVE AND
KEEP RAISING!!
- In Laurel Palace (No maximum limit), if you bet more than what the
people have, the people will tap out and you will see their cards and they
cannot bet anymore. It's not very good to do this. But there is only one
winner afterwards. If it isn't you, then you there will be only ONE
opponent left. It's easier that way.
- Folding is very useful if you don't have the desired cards.
- I never fold. I say till the end and scare the crap out of my opponents
because half the time I win!
- BEST GAME EVER! You can win a lot of money if you know when to hold them
and when to fold them.
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2.0 - Intro
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-A limo is being driven-
Cliff : When are we going to get there? I am so tired of riding in this
car.
Isabelle : Oh quit complaining. We'll be there soon enough.
Maria : Well, it'll be nice to stretch my legs and walk around.
Cliff : I'm not complaining, just anxious to get there.
Maria : Black Jack, Slots, Roulette, Craps and Poker. Which game should I
play first?
Isabelle : Well, I'm headng right to the poker table. That's where I'll
make my riches.
Richard : I hope I don't lose my shirt, like I did the last time I went to
Las Vegas.
Not Available : We're here! Good luck, and remember to go out in pairs,
it'll be more fun.
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3.0 - Story
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Insert your name. I prefer Mr. Ass. Afterwards, you will be in your hotel
room and you will have to choose a partner.A partner is supposed to give
you tips during any game if you ask for some. You can change partners when
you're back in your room so don't worry if you chose someone bad. (Look in
partner's advice section to see a partner's strengths and weaknesses.)
In a casino you can :
- Select game
- Black Jack - Simple kick ass game
- Slots - Simple game
- Roulette - Easy game
- Craps - Sort of complicated game
- Poker - MY FAVORITE
- Exit casino
- Select Casino
- Return to room
- Save game and quit
- Switch Partner
Go play something until you get to the point where you have $100,000 or
over. The word "Congratulations" will appear blinking on your screen and
then a woman will approach you and say...
Woman : Mr. Ass, I've got great news for you. Due to your great success,
you have been awarded high-roller status, and with it a complimentary room
at the Laurel Palace.
Partner : The Laurel Palace? We could never go there before. Good going
Mr. Ass!
Woman : Go pack your bags, our limo is waiting to take you to the Laurel
Palace.
Mr. Ass : Imagine that, me, a high-roller. I'll miss this old room, but
not too much. Well, I hope my limo is ready. Now it's off to the Laurel
Palace.
-Limo comes and takes Mr. Ass to Laurel Palace's hotel room-
Mr. Ass : Wow, check it out! A great room, and free to boot. Well, time to
get back to the casino. And, there'll be no stopping me 'til I reach
$10,000,000!
Go gamble in this new casino with $1,000 minimum and no maximum betting!
Gamble till you win OVER $9,999,999.
When you reach your goal, your partner comes up and says some stuff.
Partner : Congratulations! You now have over 10 million dollars! That's
quite a sum that you have won! You are a very lucky person indeed, but I
am sure it was not only your luck that let you succeed. So tell me now,
what will you do with the money you have won? Please tell me your
dreams...
Now type in your dreams. I typed in "I want to take a dump."
Partner : That is a wonderful dream that you have. Now, it is time to
leave this desert land and make your dreams come true! You can do it, and
you will! Not just because you have power and good luck to help you
through. Let us not waste any more time. Let's go!
-Really short credits roll-
Then it says your dream...
"YOU WILL TAKE A DUMP."
THE END!!!!
If you liked this game you will also like these sorta luck-like SNES
games.
Clock Tower 1 - Scary and Creepy
Front Mission 1 - Robot Strategy
Out of this World - Scary
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4.0 - Casinos
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There are 5 casinos to go to. Go to them if you have
The Hideaway - Less than $500
Golden Paradise - About $1000
Buffalo Head - $10,000
The 2020 - $50,000
Laurel Palace - Over $100,000
Laurel Palace is locked for now. You have to have $100,000 or over to get
it.
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4.1 - The Hideaway
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Partner : This place looks pretty run-down. We should make it our last
resort.
If you're here then congrats! You suck! Just get out of this dump as soon
as possible.
Min | Max
-----|-----
Blackjack | $1 | $50
Roulette | $1 | $50
Craps | $1 | $50
Poker | $1 | $10
Slots | $1, $5, $25
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4.2 - Golden Paradise
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Partner : This one seems OK...
The most average casino.
Min | Max
-----|-----
Blackjack | $20| $250
Roulette | $20| $250
Craps | $20| $250
Poker | $20| $200
Slots | $1, $5, $25, $50
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4.3 - Buffalo Head
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Partner : Let's make a killing in the old west!
A good casino.
Min | Max
-----|-----
Blackjack | $50| $500
Roulette | $50| $500
Craps | $50| $500
Poker | $50| $500
Slots | $5, $25, $50, $100
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4.4 - The 2020
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Partner : Ooh, check it out! This one has a Sci-Fi atmosphere.
Pretty good casino.
Min | Max
------|-----
Blackjack | $100| $1000
Roulette | $100| $1000
Craps | $100| $1000
Poker | $100| $1000
Slots | $25, $50, $100, $500
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4.5 - Laurel Palace
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Partner : $1,000 minimums and No Limits. We could make a fortune here. Or
lose one.
BEST CASINO EVER!!!. SAVE YOUR GAME, BET ALL YOUR MONEY, LOSE, LOAD GAME,
BET ALL YOUR MONEY, WIN, SAVE, REPEAT!!!!! Easiest game ever... To unlock
Laurel Palace, you must have $100,000.
Min | Max
-------|-----
Blackjack | $1000| None
Roulette | $1000| None
Craps | $1000| None
Poker | $1000| None
Slots | $50, $100, $500, $1000
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5.0 - Partner's Advice
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Some partners are good in giving advice in CERTAIN games.
SLOTS ARE NOT INCLUDED.
Richard
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BlackJack - He sucks! He tells you to stand at low numbers like "14".
Craps - Seems to be good... Don't really know.
Poker - THE WORST! I had a 4H, 6C, 7C, QS, and 8C. He told me to fold!
But I went on and got a flush and won $1,501,000!
Roulette - Doesn't say much. Very, very bad.
Cliff
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BlackJack - Pretty good.
Craps - Seems to be good... Don't really know.
Poker - Keeps telling me to fold.
Roulette - Very, very bad.
Maria
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BlackJack - She keeps telling me to HIT even though I have a 20!
Craps - Pretty good.
Poker - She keeps telling me to call. I think she knows what she is
doing.
Roulette - Very, very bad.
Isabelle
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BlackJack - MASTER!
Craps - Seems to be good... Don't really know.
Poker - OK
Roulette - Very, very bad.
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6.0 - Events
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Events are usually based on luck. Some of them are bad and some of them
are good. These casinos have a lot of scammers and such. Just try and make
the best decision you can make.
All events are 50/50.
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The Angry Pickpocketing Lottery Ticket Giving Stranger
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-Mr. Ass, you have a spot on your shirt. Here, let me wipe it off of you.
NO 1 - Be careful, this person may be a pickpocket
YES 1 - No need to be cautious
Selected NO 1
-I'm so insulted that you think I might be a pickpocket.
NO 2 - Say no and apologize
YES 2 - Continue to be cautious
Selected YES 1
-No problem. You see? All gone. Let me give you this lottery ticket. I
found earlier. But I don't need it. You keep it.
-AFTER ONE OF ANY GAME-
-The winning number is... 348... what? Mr. ASS, you have won!
-You have won some money.
NOTE : Sometimes the lottery ticket is not given.
Selected NO 2
-That's OK, I understand. Now let me wipe that stuff off you. See, no
hassle and you're clean now. Time for me to go.
-You checked your pocket... It was empty!
-You have lost some money!
Selected YES 2
-OK, if you won't trust me, you can clean it yourself. Good-bye.
-You check your pocket... Everything was OK.
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The Lost Wallet
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-Hey Mr. Ass, I found this waller with $1,000 in it.
NO - Let's keep it
YES - Please turn it in at the office.
Selected NO
-You have won some money!
Selected YES
-The wallet was taken to the hotel office.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass, the hotel office said you turned in my waller, thanks. I player
roulette and put all the money on my favorite number, and lost. Thanks for
turning it in, I appreciate it.
OR
-The wallet was taken to the hotel office.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass, the hotel office said you turned in my wallet, thanks. I played
roulette and put all the money on my favorite number, and won. I would
like to reward your honensty. If you weren't so honest, I wouldn't have
won. So I'm giving you half my winnings.
-You have won some money!
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Lottery Seller
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-Mr. Ass, I'm down on my luck. Would you like to purchase my lottery
ticket? The pay off is $10,000. It cost $1,000, but I will sell it to you
for $500.
YES - Yes
NO - No
Selected Yes
-Thanks a lot! I'm sure that ticket's a winner. Good luck!
-AFTER ONE GAME
-The winning lottery number is 98955.
-You checked your ticket number... 98956.
-You have lost some money
OR
You can win.
Selected No
-Nothing
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A Familiar Face
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-Say Mr. Ass, do you remember me?
YES - Your face seems familiar
No - I've never seen you before
Selected YES
-I'd bet you thought you'd never see me again. Thanks for being so nice to
me. I appreciate it so much, I'd like to give you what I've won here
tonight. Here's $10,000.
-You have won $10,000!
Selected NO
-Well I remember you. I thought you were a nice person. I was going to
repay my debt to you... But if you're going to be so unfriendly, I'll just
be on my merry little way. Good bye.
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Oil Man
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Thanks to jeenyusjeffandonuts.
-Mr. Ass . I have the deal of the day for you. I need just $5000 to finish
the drilling. If it strikes oil I'll pay you back double your investment.
YES 1 - Buy it
BARGAIN 1 - Ask for discount
NO 1 - No Way!
Selected BARGAIN 1
-Well you drive a hard bargain. How 'bout $4000.
YES 2 - Buy it
BARGAIN 2 - Ask for discount
NO 2 - No way!
Selected BARGAIN 2
-$3000 and that's my final offer. Take it or leave it.
YES 3 - Buy it
NO 3 - No way!
Selected NO 1, 2 or 3
-Well, that's just too bad, I'll find someone else.
Selected YES 1, 2 or 3.
-You can expect me to bring you good news.
-After one game
-Mr. Ass. A gentlemen on the phone is calling to let you know your well is
a gusher.
-You've won "2X (Amount of money you invested)"
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Diamonds are not for men
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-I'm so sorry to ask you for a favor, but I desperately need some cash.
Would you like to buy this diamond? I guarantee it is worth quite a bit.
It's been appraised for $5,000. How much will you give me for it?
YES 1 - Make offer
NO 1 - Don't buy
Selected NO 1
-Please wait just a moment. How about $3,500.
YES 2 - Make offer
NO 2 - Don't buy
Selected NO 2
-Please wait just a moment. How about $2,400.
YES 3 - Make offer
No 3 - Don't buy
Selected NO 3
-Please wait just a moment. How about $1,400.
YES 4 - Make offer
NO 4 - Don't buy
Selected NO 4
-Please wait just a moment. How about $800.
YES 5 - Make offer
NO 5 - Don't buy
Selected NO 5
-Well, that's a real pity.
Selected YES 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5
MAKE AN OFFER
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass. You have a very fine diamond there. Will you sell it to me for
$10,000?
YES 6 - Yes
NO 6 - No
Selected YES 6
-Thanks a lot. You got a great bargain.
-You have won some money!
Selected NO 6
-That's a real pity.
NOTE : Sometimes the diamond is fake
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Roulette Vibrations
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-DURING ROULETTE
-I feel the blahblahblah vibrations. The next blah blah will be red.
-Remember. He has a 47.37% chance of being right.
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The Medical Bill
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-I'm such a klutz, I sprained my ankle! I hate to ask, but Mr. Ass, would
you please take me to the emergency room?
YES - Yes
NO - No
Selected YES
-Mr. Ass took that person to the emergency room.
-AFTER ONE OF ANY GAME
-Mr. Ass, you are so kind. Accept this gift I won at the slot machine.
-You have won some money!
OR
-Mr. Ass, better check your pocket. There are clever pickpockets about.
-You checked your pocket... It was empty!
-You lost some money!
Selected NO
-I'm really in a lot of pain, but never mind, I'll find someone else.
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The Man with a watch
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-I've blown all of my money. I even sent my return far home! Can you spare
$200 for this watch?
YES 1 - Yes
NO 1 - No
Selected NO 1
-That's OK, I'll ask someone else.
Selected YES
-Thank you for saving me.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-That's a nice watch. Care to sell it for $1,000?
YES 2 - Yes
NO 2 - No
Selected NO 2
-That's too bad.
Selected YES 2
-Thanks a lot. I got a great deal.
-You have won some money!
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A Sports Wager
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-I'm on my way over to the sports book. Should I place a wager for you?
YES - Put $500 on the game
NO - Thanks, but I'll pass
Selected YES
-Mr. Ass, too bad but your team didn't win.
-You lose some money!
OR
-Good news for you Mr. Ass, your team won paying 2-1 odds. Here's your
$1,500.
-You won some money!
Selected No
- That's too bad. But wish me luck... I may need it.
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My little girl is very sick
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-Mr. Ass, my little girl is very sick and needs an operations. ...but
we're too poor... I know we just met, but, could you please lend me $100?
YES - Yes
NO - No
Selected YES
-Thank you so much. I'll pay you back, I promise. Well, I've got to go and
tell her the good news
-AFTER ONE GAME-
-Mr. Ass, you saved the life of my baby. Here's $1,000.
OR
-Mr. Ass, you should beware of con artists going around seeking money for
a medical emergency.
-I think we've been conned!
-You have lost some money!
Selected NO
-My poor little girl. Well, never mind, somebody here must have a kind
heart.
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Down on my Luck
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-How's your luck been Mr. Ass? Mine's been awful. Mind if I hang out with
you awhile?
YES - Sure, why not
NO - Beat it you loser
Selected NO
-Well, that's ok. I think I'll just try someone else.
Selected YES
-Thank you. I hope I can pick up some pointers.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Well, I hope some of your luck rubbed off on me. See you later.
-You felt a bump when the loser walked past you.
-You checked your pocket... Everything was OK
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass. Your luck did rub off. I won $15,000 on the slot machine. Can't
forget my luck charm. I want you to have this $2,000.
-You have won some money!
OR
-Thank you. I hope I can pick up some pointers.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Well, I hope some of your luck rubbed off on me. See you later.
-You felt a bump when the loser walked past you.
-You checked your pocket... It was empty!
-You have lost some money!
NOTE : I lost $4,428,825. WHO THE HELL KEEPS $4,428,825 IN THEIR POCKET!?!
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7.0 - Extras
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To unlock Laurel Palace, you need $100,000.
To lock Laurel Palace, have below $1,000.
Woman : Sorry Mr. Ass, but due to your lack of funds, your high-roller
status has been revoked. Please vacate your room and arrange for
transportation. Good-bye and good luck.
Partner : Easy come, easy go. While you pack, I'll call a cab.
Mr. Ass : Well, back at the old Golden Paradise again. But, I'll show
them.
During a game of blackjack i got:
A, 5, 3, A, 3, and then 8. HAHAHA! I AM THE TRUE GAMBLORD!
One of the people look like Static Shock.
My Completion Time : 11 Minutes and 31 Seconds. ONLY ON AN EMULATOR FOLKS!
I have the real game so its legal for me to own the rom... I think...
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8.0 - Credits
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Dedicated to DesertEagle415AE
Credits to...
CjayC for Gamefaqs.
HAL and Nintendo for this game.
Daniel K. for no reason.
jeenyusjeffandonuts for sending in an event.
And you people for the supporting my guide.
"The crates... Something inside them... SOMETHING..."
- Prisoner of Ice -
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