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Battletoads & Double Dragon
Game Script Version 1.0
Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized)
Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com
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I. Introduction
II. Version History
III. Character Introductions
IV. Prologue
V. Levels
VI. Credits and Thanks
VII. Legal
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I. Introduction **************************************************************
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In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that
appears in Battletoads & Double Dragon for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals.
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II. Version History **********************************************************
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1.0 - February 25, 2005
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III. Character Introductions *************************************************
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STARRING
THE 'TOADS
Rash
I'm the crazy one
and I'm super cool.
My smash hits will
leave 'em cold!
Zitz
I'm the smartest
thing on webbed
feet. I can think
as well as fight!
Pimple
I may not be smart,
but when brain
power fails, brute
force prevails!
AND
THE DRAGONS
Billy Lee
I'm ready to rumble!
No-one can match
my twisting
typhoon kick!
Jimmy Lee
If the going gets
rough, then I'm
your man. I love
a good fight!
VERSUS
THE BOSSES
Abobo
Abobo good at fight!
You little jerks not
stand a chance
against me!
Big Blag
I'll be chompin' n'
stompin' if ya dare
step inside the
colossus!
Roper
Roper's the name,
shootin's my game.
Come near me n' I'll
blast ya ta bits!
Robo Manus
BZZT! You fleshy
foolsz will beg for
mercy when fzzt I'm
through with you!
Shadow Boss
Come and get me if
you dare, Dragons!
I'll destroy you
and those 'Toads!
The Dark Queen
I'll soon rule your
precious earth
Battlejerks!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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IV. Prologue *****************************************************************
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- The story so far -
When a battle-cruiser the
size of a city smashes out
of the moon, you can bet it
ain't gonna be makin' no
social calls...
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T. Birds calls up the toads
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Looks like the dark
queen's bruisin' for
a rematch 'Toads!
She ain't taking any
chances this time,
not with the Shadow
Boss for backup!
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The 'Toads listen intently
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Don't get in a flap,
Prof. We'll make it
even, by teaming up
with the Dragons!
Jimmy and Billy Lee:
We're read to rumble, Toads
pick us up at City Hall, we
can intercept the ratship
before it reaches earth!
The Battlecopter swoops low
over City Hall and the Lee
twins climb on board.
With the ultimate team
assembled, the 'Copter heads
up into space to make a
pre-emptive strike against
the dark forces....
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V. Levels ********************************************************************
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Level 1
Tail of the Ratship
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* * Level four has been and gone team! Well done! * *
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T. Bird:
Abobo, even I could
beat you. Useless
lumbering half-wits
don't scare us.
Abobo:
Come here an' say dat
scrawny buzzard !
Not matter,
'cuz Blag's next.
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Level 2
Blag Alley
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* * Lookin' good, boys! Level two is outta the way! * *
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T. Bird:
You don't look so
big now, Blag !
Never pick on those
smaller than you !
Big Blag:
I wasn't feeling my
best. It wasn't a
fair fight, you
feathery freak !
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Level 3
Ropes 'N' Roper
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* * It's the right result for level three! Excellent! * *
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T. Bird:
Roper,
our fists beat your
bullets,didn't they?
Right, who's next ?
Roper:
You talk big for a
beaky jerk. The Dark
Queen's gonna blow
your team to bits!
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Level 4
Ratship Rumble
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* * Level four has been and gone team! Well done! * *
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T. Bird:
How sad, the nasty
boys broke poor
queenies spaceship.
Heh-heh-heh !
Dark Queen:
Quit cackling, you
seed scoffing fool!
Robo-manus will
destroy the earth !
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Level 5
Missile Mayhem
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* * It's the right result for level five! Excellent! * *
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T. Bird:
Ha-ha-ha, join the
ratship on the junk
pile, you robotic
rust bucket !
Robo Manus:
Bzt! I wasz flying
that misszzle !
Now it'szz -bzzt-
going to craszzh !
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Level 6
Shadow-boss Showdown
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* * Level six has been and gone team! Well done! * *
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T. Bird:
Ha! The Shadow Boss
was cruisin' for a
bruisin" and that's
what he got !
Shadow Boss:
Think you're tough,
pencil neck ? The
Queen's not over
with you jerks !
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Level 7
Armageddon II - The Rematch
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* Game Completed * * Game Completed * * Game Completed * * Game Completed *
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T. Bird:
It's game over for
you, Dark has-been!
You'll be banished
forever!
Dark Queen:
Don't count your
chickens, winged
weirdo. I'll be back,
that's a promise !
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Ending
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The Dark Queen, beaten and
humbled, makes her escape
into space, while the Shadow
Boss seeks sanctuary in the
murky alleyways!
The Toads and Dragons go
their seperate ways, but
evil forces beware...
Battletoads
And
Double Dragon
Are
- The Ultimate Team -
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VI. Credits and Thanks *******************************************************
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Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ.
Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ.
Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ.
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VII. Legal *******************************************************************
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