Game: Ring of Destruction: Slammasters II/Super Muscle Bomber
Platform: Arcade - CPS2
Author: Andrew Rae - aka Mr Durp
Contact: sprinter_h at hotmail.com
Yet another quote list, this one from the CPS2 game Ring of
Destruction: Slammasters II. All text is as is, meaning that
if there are typos in this document, they also appear in the game.
As always, send any corrections my way. You know where my email is.
Haggar
Meet 1: I will take you on a spinning ride of destruction!
Meet 2: You might as well play dead, 'cause the real thing can be a drag!
Meet 3: Your neck is gonna be a lot shorter when I'm through with ya!
Win: They keep sending boys into the ring instead of men!
Lose: Time to retire when I get beat by a punk like you!
Biff
Meet 1: I can make grown men cry!
Meet 2: Let me corner ya, and you're history!
Meet 3: I've got the fists to finish you!
Win: You break like icicle in summer!
Lose: By Lenin, what hit me!
Gunloc
Meet 1: I will gun you to pieces!
Meet 2: I can blacken both your eyes in record time!
Meet 3: I'll get rid of you like a box of bad ammo!
Win: You couldn't get past a cadet recruiter!
Lose: Frag! I've been over run!
Oni
Meet 1: You will be added to my many deaths in kabuki!
Meet 2: Sometimes I feel the need to ring your neck! [Typo!]
Meet 3: I must defeat you gracefully!
Win: Your lack of discipline was plain for all to see!
Lose: How did your technique overcome my mastery!
Titanic
Meet 1: If I toss ya, don't worry, I'll catch ya! Ah ha ha ha!
Meet 2: Hope you have a good health plan, cause I'm gonna break ya!
Meet 3: No one calls me a disco reject and lives!
Win: The bigger they are, the harder they hit!
Lose: Blimy! You felled a Titan!
Stingray
Meet 1: Say your final words, I will make this one quick!
Meet 2: Watch yourself, or I may crack your head like a melon.
Meet 3: I may be small, but I crush big bozos like you every day!
Win: Yo, El wimpo! Is that your best?
Lose: You can't defeat me! My ladies will not stand for it!
Rasta
Meet 1: Feel the wraith of me monkey 'mon! [Typo!]
Meet 2: You look like a weakling 'mon! This will take me's a second!
Meet 3: If ya not careful, you may die from me jungle fever, 'mon!
Win: Mon, you gots no rhythm and you fight like a girli.
Lose: Ohh! My head rings like a steel drum mon!
Grater
Meet 1: Let's hope I don't break the mat with your body!
Meet 2: I am gonna have to bust your ribs like wishbones!
Meet 3: I will pluck you like the feathers in my shoulder shields!
Win: I hardly got to stomp you!
Lose: That'll learn me to fight on an empty stomach!
Jumbo
Meet 1: I will finish ya like a two pound burger!
Meet 2: Let me play a little Frisbee with ya' body, eh?
Meet 3: When I sit on ya, there ain't no gettin' up!
Win: Ha, I've dropped logs that wuz bigger'n you.
Lose: Uugh, where'd that tree come from?
Scorpion
Meet 1: I'll finish you so fast, you won't have time to scream.
Meet 2: You're gonna beat me? Think again!
Meet 3: Try to out grab me, and you might not live to regret it!
Win: You skill is no match against my power!
Lose: Incredible! You've stung the scorpion!
Saber
Meet 1: I'll bury you where you stand!
Meet 2: I'll dig your grave with my own shovel!
Meet 3: You shall have the honor of being defeated by me!
Win: there was no glory in defeating you. [No capitalization!]
Lose: I yield the field to you today.
Wraith
Meet 1: I will pull your soul from you, and devour it!
Meet 2: I will haunt in your nightmares for years to come!
Meet 3: I am the harbinger of your destruction!
Win: By kali! you offer no challenge!
Lose: Your karma was greater than mine.
Black Widow
Meet 1: You'll see what makes the Widow the deadliest of all!
Meet 2: Step into my parlor said the spider to the chump!
Meet 3: Excellent! Someone new to dance in my web!
Win: Now you've felt the widow's bite!
Lose: Blast, caught in my own web!
Ortega
Meet 1: Despair, for now you face the greatest one of all!
Meet 2: I'll make this quick and painful for you!
Meet 3: You have no hope, I have never known defeat!
Win: The years have changed nothing. I'm still the greatest!
Lose: Can this be true? Have I finally been beaten?
Endings below
All begin with 'A new champion is born!'
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HAGGAR
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It's Haggar, the only wrestler to serve as Mayor only to become
an uncivil servant to those who oppose him!
Haggar: Ortega only aspired to be me! He did not have the grit and
the street smarts to pin me to the floor!
MIKE HAGGAR
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 308 lbs
Home Town: New York, USA
Favorite Attack: The Pothole Plugger
Haggar: Once again I prove that Mike Haggar means victory!
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BIFF
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It's Biff Slamkovich, the meanest comrade to cross over into
the western world of wrestling!
Biff: Ortega has finally been defeated! His strength was no
match for Russian Gut Crush!
BIFF SLAMKOVICH
"THE ROCKING RUSKIE"
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 264 lbs.
Home Town: Kiev, Russia
Favorite Attack: Backfire Bomber
Biff: Now no one stands in my way!
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GUNLOC
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It's Gunloc, from the place in America where even its name "Slam
Town" instills fear in all!
Gunloc: That wimp Ortega really thought he had a chance to pin
me, the meanest, leanest, looseset ring leader ever! [Typo!]
GUNLOC
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 276 lbs.
Home Town: Slam Town, USA
Favorite Attack: The Grand Slam
Gunloc: I will slam to the mat anyone who steps foot in my ring!
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ONI
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It's Oni, the swift and sleek Japanese master of the international
wrestling ring!
Oni: The samurai way is one of concentration and heart. By uniting
the two I become unstoppable!
THE GREAT ONI
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 221 lbs.
Home Town: Osaka, Japan
Favorite Attack: The Black Crane
Oni: I show them my Neck Wrecker and then they are dazed by my speed;
they cannot fight and I win!
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TITANIC
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It's Titanic Tim, the human behemoth straight out of Britain!
Titanic: Being the champion was inevitable because I knew once I
could face Ortega he'd cower under my Titan Breaker!
TITANIC TIM
Height: 7'9"
Weight: 432 lbs.
Home Town: London, England
Favorite Attack: The Elevator
Titanic: And now that it has happened, there's nobody left to
challenge me. I will rule forever!
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STINGRAY
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It's Stingray, the Heart Breaker from the beautiful beaches
of Acapulco, Mexico!
Stingray: Si, senores and senoras, [Yes, ladies and gentlemen,]
it is great Stingray who wins again. But of course it was
inevitable!
EL STINGRAY
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 163 lbs.
Home Town: Acapulco, Mexico
Favorite Attack: The Hammerhead
Stingray: My perfection of Atomic Diver has destroyed all the
competition! Now I am the best!
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RASTA
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It's King Rasta, the mean fighting machine who trains on the beaches
of Venice, California!
Rasta: Victory was mine before I even stepped into da ring, mon!
All I can say is if anyone dreams of defeating me...
KING RASTA "MON"
Weight: 6'6"
Height: 331 lbs.
Home Town: Venice beach, California
Favorite Attack: The Rasta Raker
Rasta: Dey had bettah wake up and apologize!
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GRATER
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It's Grater, who butchered the competition to make it to the top!
Grater: I knew the competition was weak! They didn't stand a chance
as I tossed them from rope to rope!
ALEXANDER
"THE GRATER"
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 359 lbs.
Home Town: Kentucky, USA
Favorite Attack: The Rolling Wrecker
Grater: It really goes to show that the butcher does stand up
against the meat!
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JUMBO
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It's Jumbo Flap Jack, the man mountain from the Canadian Yukon!
Jumbo: Choppin my opponents down was easier than rollin a log!
