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#Post#: 76232--------------------------------------------------
While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Maddog STS Date: February 23, 2018, 3:13 pm
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While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck
hole, and
accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very beautiful woman, who lived right there on the
edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of
her
villa and shouted, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky
see-through bath
robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a
VERY
nice figure.
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under
the
twisted cart.
She said, "Please come with me to my villa so I can clean and
bandage
that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and
I'll
help you upright the cart later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, �but I don't think my
wife
will like me doing that!�
"Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have
any more
scrapes and I�ll treat them if you do." Well, after all, she was
really pretty, and very persuasive.
Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated,
"I'm
sure my wife won't like this."
We walked to her place just 100 yards away, and after a couple
of
Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I
feel a
lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset,
so I'd
better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall
even
more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything happened,
and by
the way, where is she?"
I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Guderian9139 Date: February 23, 2018, 9:35 pm
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All right - you got a good one.
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: guest629 Date: February 26, 2018, 8:50 am
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Tankgirl210 Date: March 1, 2018, 10:00 pm
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:palm: Teeerable, just teeerable...Lol!
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Guderian9139 Date: March 1, 2018, 10:22 pm
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You had me going... thought you actually were playing golf at
first.
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Maddog STS Date: March 3, 2018, 7:32 pm
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[quote author=Guderian9139 link=topic=4774.msg76360#msg76360
date=1519964521]
You had me going... thought you actually were playing golf at
first.
[/quote]
I wouldn't waste my time doing something like that :fuckyou:
I have golfed once at a company outing, years ago, and I think I
drank more than I golfed :superdrunk:
I do, however, respect the amount of skill it takes.
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Guderian9139 Date: March 5, 2018, 3:33 pm
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