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| #Post#: 68200-------------------------------------------------- | |
| My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: January 17, 2017, 3:34 pm | |
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| Ok slapnuts....story time... | |
| Approx 11:00am this morning get a call from my wife: | |
| Wife - "Honey the power is off" | |
| Me - "OK, have you checked the breaker box?" | |
| She's a country girl, grew up on a farm and knows electricity is | |
| not your friend, being that the farm was very self sufficient | |
| and having to fix a lot on their own. She made sure there is no | |
| black soot or funny electrical smell before opening the breaker | |
| panel (Here in Florida, most panels on the older homes are | |
| outside). | |
| Wife - "Yup, all is good" | |
| Me - "Power off on any of the surrounding homes?" | |
| Wife - "Nope...weird...." | |
| Me - "Yeah that is weird, let me call Duke" | |
| Call Duke | |
| Duke rep - "Hello....blah...blah.." | |
| Me - "Hello...blah...blah...I would like to report a power | |
| outage, but first have you turned off my power by mistake?" | |
| Duke rep - "No we have not, you are rated as an A+ customer and | |
| your bill is up to date, I will put in a ticket" | |
| Me - "Thanks...blah...blah...blah..." | |
| 4 hours go by..... | |
| Wife - "Hey honey, the Duke guy just showed up and another | |
| technician came out earlier and shut our power off for no | |
| payment, he showed me the red tag, sorry I did not notice that | |
| earlier. The earlier tech made a mistake and should have shut | |
| off the neighbors (Rental property and the tenants just moved | |
| out) | |
| Me - "Your shitting me...." | |
| Wife - "I shit you not...."(I love that about her) By this time | |
| her and little Pete have been without power for close to 5 1/2 | |
| hours. | |
| Me - "Son of a bitch, let me call Duke Energy back" | |
| Duke rep - "Hello....blah...blah.." | |
| Me - "Hello...blah...blah...I would like to report that you | |
| turned off my power by mistake" | |
| Duke rep - "I see that, the tech just filed a report, we are | |
| really sorry about that and we value as a | |
| customer....blah....blah......" | |
| Me - "Yeah stuff happens, but my wife and child were out of | |
| power for five hours due to no fault of our own, what say you | |
| credit me $50.00 on my next bill and we call it a day?" | |
| Duke rep - "Sorry Duke has no policy for reimbursing customers | |
| for such an event, but we are truly.... | |
| Me - "What do you mean no policy, you just made a mistake and my | |
| family paid the price....that's ridiculous.....most companies in | |
| this day and age have some sort or recompense for mistakes they | |
| make....oh wait your a monopoly and do not have to....who's your | |
| boss?" | |
| Well needless to say that I am awaiting a phone call back | |
| from the last rep's boss's boss's boss - probably get nothing | |
| other than a heartless felt apology - but if I can waste some | |
| big wigs time then perhaps that is a small measure of | |
| satisfaction for me. Who knows, perhaps I will write an old | |
| fashioned letter and send it to a few of the Duke Energy | |
| jackwagons and be done with it.....fuckin' monopolies suck.... | |
| #Post#: 68201-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: FhYikGwAlOU Date: January 17, 2017, 3:46 pm | |
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| Monopolies are ok.......besides they have great Rollerball | |
| teams!! :snowball: | |
| [img] | |
| https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M13dc8d14b018836ae5be5f9558bd5c60o0&w=305&h… | |
| #Post#: 68203-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: Maddog STS Date: January 17, 2017, 4:14 pm | |
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| Monopoly or not, write a letter to the local newspaper, or | |
| citizens help column, or some such public forum, and let'em have | |
| it! | |
| #Post#: 68217-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: PaddyUSA Date: January 17, 2017, 8:18 pm | |
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| [quote author=AaaaaaandImDone link=topic=4257.msg68200#msg68200 | |
| date=1484688897] | |
| Ok slapnuts....story time... | |
| Approx 11:00am this morning get a call from my wife: | |
| Wife - "Honey the power is off" | |
| Me - "OK, have you checked the breaker box?" | |
| She's a country girl, grew up on a farm and knows electricity is | |
| not your friend, being that the farm was very self sufficient | |
| and having to fix a lot on their own. She made sure there is no | |
| black soot or funny electrical smell before opening the breaker | |
| panel (Here in Florida, most panels on the older homes are | |
| outside). | |
| Wife - "Yup, all is good" | |
| Me - "Power off on any of the surrounding homes?" | |
| Wife - "Nope...weird...." | |
| Me - "Yeah that is weird, let me call Duke" | |
| Call Duke | |
| Duke rep - "Hello....blah...blah.." | |
| Me - "Hello...blah...blah...I would like to report a power | |
| outage, but first have you turned off my power by mistake?" | |
| Duke rep - "No we have not, you are rated as an A+ customer and | |
| your bill is up to date, I will put in a ticket" | |
| Me - "Thanks...blah...blah...blah..." | |
| 4 hours go by..... | |
| Wife - "Hey honey, the Duke guy just showed up and another | |
| technician came out earlier and shut our power off for no | |
| payment, he showed me the red tag, sorry I did not notice that | |
| earlier. The earlier tech made a mistake and should have shut | |
| off the neighbors (Rental property and the tenants just moved | |
| out) | |
| Me - "Your shitting me...." | |
| Wife - "I shit you not...."(I love that about her) By this time | |
| her and little Pete have been without power for close to 5 1/2 | |
| hours. | |
| Me - "Son of a bitch, let me call Duke Energy back" | |
| Duke rep - "Hello....blah...blah.." | |
| Me - "Hello...blah...blah...I would like to report that you | |
| turned off my power by mistake" | |
| Duke rep - "I see that, the tech just filed a report, we are | |
| really sorry about that and we value as a | |
| customer....blah....blah......" | |
| Me - "Yeah stuff happens, but my wife and child were out of | |
| power for five hours due to no fault of our own, what say you | |
| credit me $50.00 on my next bill and we call it a day?" | |
| Duke rep - "Sorry Duke has no policy for reimbursing customers | |
| for such an event, but we are truly.... | |
| Me - "What do you mean no policy, you just made a mistake and my | |
| family paid the price....that's ridiculous.....most companies in | |
| this day and age have some sort or recompense for mistakes they | |
| make....oh wait your a monopoly and do not have to....who's your | |
| boss?" | |
| Well needless to say that I am awaiting a phone call back | |
| from the last rep's boss's boss's boss - probably get nothing | |
| other than a heartless felt apology - but if I can waste some | |
| big wigs time then perhaps that is a small measure of | |
| satisfaction for me. Who knows, perhaps I will write an old | |
| fashioned letter and send it to a few of the Duke Energy | |
| jackwagons and be done with it.....fuckin' monopolies suck.... | |
| [/quote] | |
| How did you guys miss the red tag ? | |
| Would have saved you sitting for 4 hours eh? | |
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| #Post#: 68219-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: DaBadDad181 Date: January 17, 2017, 8:36 pm | |
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| I'm thinking that may be something he will not ask his wife | |
| ..... but knowing Matt and the jackassery that is strong in him | |
| , It'll go something like this : | |
| Matt : | |
| Ah shit honey , I know you missed the red tag , and thats ok | |
| but ................ How the hell could you miss that big ass | |
| RED TAG that's hanging under the meter right next to the fucking | |
| main breaker you looked at ? HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ? | |
| Matts better half : | |
| Ah shit honey ( thats why Matt loves her ) I know you said it | |
| was ok that I missed the RED TAG , And I know you know that some | |
| things should not be questioned but ................. How the | |
| hell could you miss that big ass RIGHT HAND that landed flush | |
| between your eyes that left you looking like a fucking Raccoon ? | |
| HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM ? | |
| #Post#: 68220-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: DangerAnt 007 Date: January 17, 2017, 10:10 pm | |
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| Haha, BadDad's post is funny because he makes fun of Matt being | |
| stupid, classic Matt (being stupid). | |
| :lights: | |
| #Post#: 68225-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: January 18, 2017, 8:09 am | |
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| we sat for 4 hours, because that is how long it took for another | |
| tech to get there.....and for the 3 of you.... | |
| http://i.imgur.com/ipQxvmW.gif | |
| #Post#: 68227-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: January 18, 2017, 8:52 am | |
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| No seriously, she's never had her power turned off and neither | |
| have I, we have both been very fortunate....but here's a picture | |
| of the big red tag......jackasses.... | |
| http://i.imgur.com/ObYefQJm.jpg | |
| #Post#: 68233-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: Duckman31998 Date: January 18, 2017, 9:32 am | |
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| And here is another pic of Matt checking it: | |
| http://emrabc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/redtag.png | |
| #Post#: 68251-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: My love and respect for Duke Energy | |
| By: DangerAnt 007 Date: January 18, 2017, 7:14 pm | |
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| That is a great picture of Matt because he is old and dumb, | |
| classic Matt being old and dumb :old: | |
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