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| #Post#: 4974-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 13, 2022, 9:08 pm | |
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| Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #26 Jessica Simpson | |
| Kristen Stewart looks calm in her corner. The Badass Barbie | |
| fighter looks convinced of her abilities. "Let's get fight | |
| started, Jessica. I have other places to be and more Raccoons to | |
| knock out..." | |
| Jessica Simpson looks calm in her corner. The newly signed | |
| Raccoon Middleweight fighter looks convinced of her abilities. | |
| "Let's get fight started you weakling. I have other places to | |
| be..." | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| And there you go! I would put my money on Jessica today. He size | |
| and strength might be too much for the Barbie Lightweight. | |
| The referee of the bout is Drew Barrymore. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The bell has rung and Jessica Simpson is eyeing up Kristen | |
| Stewart to get this started. Jessica's already taunting her | |
| opponent, "You ready for me, you little b!tch? Just bring it, | |
| Kristen". | |
| Jessica fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside. | |
| Kristen watches her intently. | |
| Kristen flexes her body and shows off her impressive biceps. She | |
| still looks fresh out there, still plenty of action to be seen | |
| from Kristen tonight. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a rapid series of punches... | |
| She's taking Jessica from one end of the cage to the other. | |
| That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! | |
| Jessica has a small cut on her Nose. Blood's starting to seep | |
| from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the | |
| fight. | |
| Jessica Simpson fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! | |
| Kristen staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and | |
| nimble like a cat! A ****, a **** cat! | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Solid kick to the leg from Kristen Stewart. | |
| Oh man! That visibly pains Jessica as she yelps in pain. Tears | |
| may be welling in her eyes! | |
| Jessica has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this | |
| day and age. | |
| The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round | |
| Good movement from Jessica Simpson...she's looking like a | |
| professional out there. | |
| Kristen is bobbing and weaving. | |
| Some counter punches against Kristen Stewart from Jessica | |
| Simpson now... | |
| Ohhh so close! That almost hit Kristen as she moves away. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Jessica. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! | |
| Jessica blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her | |
| cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! | |
| The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. | |
| The Badass Barbie fans are cheering Jessica on as she tries to | |
| get back to her feet... | |
| Oh my! Jessica isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from | |
| Kristen to keep her on the ground. | |
| Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. | |
| Jessica Simpson is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the | |
| **** down, Jessica." Kristen Stewart is measuring her up, she's | |
| in position to drop a knee to her gut... | |
| Kristen has dropped her knee right into Jessica's toned belly! | |
| That's pushed the wind right out of her and Jessica is gasping | |
| for breath. Kristen gets back to her feet...is she going to do | |
| that move again? | |
| The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. | |
| The Badass Barbie fans are cheering Jessica on as she tries to | |
| get back to her feet... | |
| Oh my! Jessica isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from | |
| Kristen to keep her on the ground. | |
| Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart steps back and allows Jessica to get back to her | |
| feet. Jessica Simpson keeps her eyes locked on Kristen as she | |
| steadies herself. | |
| Jessica staggers back to her feet again. The Raccoon fighter | |
| looks ready to go again. | |
| A furious flurry of punches from Kristen Stewart! | |
| She puts Jessica in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over | |
| and over again. I think Jessica just pissed her panties in fear! | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Jessica's Left cheek is | |
| going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| Jessica has a small cut on her Left cheek. Blood's starting to | |
| seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to | |
| end the fight. | |
| Kristen Stewart chases Jessica Simpson and launches a few | |
| perfect strikes... | |
| Here we go! Jessica steps backwards when those punches connect | |
| with her face. | |
| This is getting ugly! Jessica's Right cheek isn't looking the | |
| best. She's taken some damage there. | |
| This isn't good for Jessica! The blonde Middleweight with the | |
| sext legs is in pain and spilling a lot of blood. | |
| The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs | |
| are amazing to watch! | |
| Jessica receives a hard blow on her left leg! | |
| Jessica has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this | |
| day and age. | |
| Jessica seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very | |
| coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started | |
| this fight. | |
| Kristen Stewart runs in to capitalize and launches a barrage of | |
| punches over a dazed Jessica Simpson who almost cannot stand! | |
| One massive hit after another, Kristen is punishing Jessica! | |
| Holy ****, Drew Barrymore should be doing something soon before | |
| Jessica is seriously hurt. | |
| Drew Barrymore is asking Jessica to defend herself! Drew | |
| Barrymore jumps between the fighters and stops the punishment | |
| for Jessica. She really has been totally beaten here tonight. | |
| Jessica's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's | |
| received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| This isn't good for Jessica! The American fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| It's a win for the Badass Fighter fighter, Kristen Stewart. At | |
| 2:28 Round 1, the win coming via TKO (Punches). | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 23/29 (79%) | |
| Kicks 3/3 (100%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/0 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 3528 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 0 s | |
| Statistics: Jessica Simpson | |
| Punches 0/4 (0%) | |
| Kicks 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 0 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 44 s | |
| A dominating performance by Kristen who took her best game | |
| against Jessica. I have no doubt Kristen will be gracing the | |
| cover of Total Knock Out in the near future. | |
| Jessica Simpson was making the people snore here. Raccoon should | |
| talk with this girl. If she continues to fight like this they | |
| will need to look at dropping her from their roster. | |
| I only can thank Kristen and Jessica for an unforgettable fight! | |
| In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for | |
| putting on such a great show. I frickin love my job! | |
| https://i.imgur.com/OoQmzmu.png | |
| #Post#: 4979-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 15, 2022, 12:38 am | |
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| Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #25 Amanda Righetti | |
| Kristen Stewart enters the cage and this place seems about to | |
| burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of | |
| them wearing "I love Kristen" T-shirts and holding "Kristen for | |
| President" signs. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't look concerned about anything Amanda | |
| Righetti brings to the table. The Badass Barbies fighter eyes up | |
| her American opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass | |
| kicked!" | |
| Amanda Righetti is beating herself up in the corner before the | |
| fight begins, smacking herself in the face, body and legs to get | |
| ready for her scrap. | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score a win | |
| tonight. | |
| Amanda Righetti comes with a 2 fight losing streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
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| The first round bell sounds and Kristen's already talking trash | |
| to Amanda Righetti, "I'll rip your long red hair right out! | |
| Those beautiful titties of yours are about to be pounded!" | |
| Amanda Righetti moves forward, she's looking for some grappling | |
| action. | |
| Kristen pushes Amanda and keeps the fight at striking range. | |
| Amanda Righetti attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That | |
| looks to have dazzled Amanda, she's in a world of hurt now! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Amanda's Nose is beginning to swell. But it | |
| doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to | |
| keep fighting. | |
| Pulverizing punch to Kristen Stewart's head from Amanda | |
| Righetti! | |
| Kristen slips under the punch. Amanda's fist only touching hair! | |
| Amanda misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Quick hook by Kristen Stewart. | |
| Good shot! Amanda has every reason to be worried if Kristen | |
| keeps landing those on her. | |
| Amanda's Left eye is bruised after the punishment she's | |
| received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| The fans just love watching Kristen in the cage. Beauty, poise | |
| and a fantastic figure. This girl has got it all and she's not | |
| letting up in this fight! | |
| Kristen Stewart swings... | |
| Slap! A hard impact to Amanda's face! Her eyes rolled back in | |
| their sockets with that one. | |
| Amanda Righetti moves aside and launches a furious low kick! | |
| Hard blow to Kristen's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. | |
| A bone shattering straight right hand from Amanda Righetti! | |
| It connects! Kristen's going to have a big headache after that | |
| blow! | |
| Some nice shots from Amanda Righetti. | |
| But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Amanda, or pure | |
| luck from Kristen? | |
| The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round | |
| Oh no! A bad move from Kristen Stewart! | |
| She almost puts her head in the path of Amanda's kick. Buy a | |
| lottery ticket, Kristen! | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart is holding Amanda's right leg. Amanda should | |
| never have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take | |
| her down. | |
| Amanda shows great balance while pushing away Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart and Amanda Righetti engage in a wild exchange of | |
| punches! | |
| Both fighters are connecting, this could be ending soon if | |
| either lands a lucky punch. | |
| Amanda Righetti is opening up on Kristen Stewart and raining | |
| down combinations! | |
| Kristen doesn't look worried as she defends with absolute class. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Amanda. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut. | |
| Crack! It lands on Amanda's chin. What a bell ringer! | |
| Kristen Stewart is swinging for the fences! | |
| BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Amanda's jaw! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Amanda's Right cheek is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round | |
| Incredible high kick from Kristen Stewart! | |
| What an impact. Amanda is dazed and worried! | |
| Amanda Righetti is holding Kristen Stewart's left leg. She's got | |
| a tight grip and is trying to take Kristen down... | |
| Kristen shows incrrdible balance while pushing away Amanda. | |
| Amanda Righetti moves forward looking for some action. | |
| Kristen doesn't want to engage and back pedals. | |
| The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round | |
| Amanda Righetti wants to take the advantage of this fight and | |
| she tries to clinch with Kristen Stewart. | |
| Amanda moves forward and holds Kristen, their breasts pressing | |
| against each other. | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Amanda Righetti's throwing a flurry of punches and she's | |
| taunting Kristen Stewart! "Come on, ****. You want some of this | |
| weakling?" | |
| Kristen ducks under and circles out of the corner. | |
| Kristen Stewart follows Amanda Righetti... | |
| Amanda fakes a move and Kristen's advances come to nothing. | |
| The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round | |
| What a terribly one sided match...Amanda wasn't ready to fight a | |
| fighter of Kristen's caliber. | |
| Here comes a punch to the guts from Kristen Stewart. Amanda | |
| Righetti looks to defend... | |
| Amanda's eyes just opened wide as Kristen has deliberately gone | |
| for a crotch claw. Her hand is between Amanda's thighs and she's | |
| digging her fingers in. What a dirty tactic! | |
| Referee Eva Habermann needs to get her eyes checked. She missed | |
| that blatant foul! | |
| The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round | |
| A bone shattering straight right hand from Kristen Stewart! | |
| It connects! Amanda's going to have a big headache after that | |
| blow! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Amanda's Left cheek is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| Amanda circles around Kristen... | |
| Kristen Stewart leads with a punch... | |
| Amanda evades but whiffs with a counter. | |
| A lot of wasted energy there. | |
| Amanda Righetti looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that | |
| are countered by Kristen Stewart's punches. | |
| Amanda is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart is holding Amanda's right leg. Amanda should | |
| never have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take | |
| her down. | |
| Amanda loses her balance and gets thrown to the ground. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| Deep breaths from Amanda Righetti who tries a hammer punch to | |
| Kristen Stewart's chest. | |
| Kristen easily blocks those feeble punches. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Good looking punches from Kristen Stewart on the ground. | |
| Those punches could take their toll on Amanda. She's feeling | |
| those for sure. | |
| The clock says 4:05 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open up Amanda Righetti's defense by | |
| faking a few punches. | |
| The sweat's flying off Kristen's face as she aggressively and | |
| repeatedly punches Amanda in the side of the head! | |
| This isn't good for Amanda! The American fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| The ref is looking on and may be stopping this fight. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| Amanda Righetti tries to show some of her ground skills. | |
| Kristen uses her strength to keep Amanda at a disadvantage. | |
| That's a nice show of power. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| Good looking punches from Kristen Stewart on the ground. | |
| Those punches could take their toll on Amanda. She's feeling | |
| those for sure. | |
| It's going to be hard for Amanda to look at herself in a mirror | |
| tomorrow. Her Nose is swelling up big time. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| The effort shows as Amanda tries to get back to her feet. | |
| "Where do you think you're going, Amanda?" Oh, there's a nasty | |
| shove from Kristen and Amanda stays on the mat. | |
| She's not going anywhere at the moment. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| Amanda Righetti has a shot at trapping Kristen Stewart in her | |
| guard. | |
| Kristen keeps control and remains in side mount. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti. | |
| The effort shows as Amanda tries to get back to her feet. | |
| "Where do you think you're going, Amanda?" Oh, there's a nasty | |
| shove from Kristen and Amanda stays on the mat. | |
| Eva Habermann separates the fighters as the round concludes. Oh! | |
| The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Eva Habermann is | |
| forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to their | |
| corners. | |
| I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for | |
| Kristen. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick! | |
| What a vicious high kick, Kristen has legs that can kill! She | |
| almost took Amanda's head off with that one! | |
| Kristen has punished Amanda, the American fighter is struggling | |
| to stay in the fight. | |
| What a terribly one sided match...Amanda wasn't ready to fight a | |
| fighter of Kristen's caliber. | |
| It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent! | |
| The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Amanda Righetti's | |
| outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie! | |
| "Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Amanda is squealing! Kristen has a firm | |
| grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard | |
| bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie! | |
| Amanda Righetti is down on the mat, she is out of this match and | |
| in abject pain. It's official, Amanda has a broken rib, there is | |
| no way she can continue fighting. | |
| The winner is Kristen Stewart by Injury (Broken Ribs) at 0:30 | |
| Round 2! | |
| Congratulations! | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 12/14 (86%) | |
| Kicks 3/3 (100%) | |
| Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%) | |
| Takedowns 1/2 (50%) | |
| GnP strikes 10/10 (100%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 4004,71 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 759,67 | |
| Time on the ground 67 s | |
| Statistics: Amanda Righetti | |
| Punches 4/14 (29%) | |
| Kicks 1/2 (50%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/5 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/1 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) | |
| Damage caused 98 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 67 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Amanda Righetti loses | |
| People at venue will not regret paying for this ticket. | |
| Kristen's awesome performance was worth the money. | |
| Amanda Righetti has had some absorbing moments tonight. She | |
| contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the | |
| venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then | |
| she should start to draw in even more fans. | |
| Tomorrow we'll see thousands of threads on the Internet about | |
| this being one on the most brutal fights ever! I'm glad I was | |
| here to witness it. | |
| https://i.imgur.com/FYGZAcK.jpg | |
| #Post#: 4980-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 15, 2022, 12:42 am | |
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| Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #24 Kiira Korpi | |
| The people are cheering for Kristen Stewart. In fact, they're | |
| going totally nuts! You can hear the "Let's go Kristen!" chants | |
| all around the place! | |
| Kristen Stewart plays with her ponytail and smiles at Kiira | |
| Korpi with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win | |
| today. | |
| Kiira Korpi appears calm in her corner. This skilled Finnish | |
| fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! It's time to | |
| put an end to your foolish game!" | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Kiira's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. | |
| Kristen Stewart comes with a 2 fight winning streak. | |
| Kiira Korpi comes with a 2 fight winning streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round one, fight! Let's hope these two tear each other apart! | |
| The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Kristen's connecting with a few punches. | |
| The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round | |
| Kiira is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles | |
| around her opponent. | |
| Kiira Korpi's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an | |
| opening and delivers a big right hand... | |
| Wow! Kristen's going to have a headache after that one. | |
| Kiira Korpi goes in with a looping right hand while Kristen | |
| Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| Kiira only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. | |
| The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round | |
| Kiira Korpi launches a stiff jab, right towards Kristen | |
| Stewart's face! | |
| Kristen ducks that one. | |
| Lucky escape for Kristen. That had evin intent behind it. | |
| Kristen Stewart is holding Kiira's right leg. Kiira should never | |
| have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take her | |
| down. | |
| Kiira loses her balance and goes to the ground. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kiira's taking this opportunity to rest. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kiira Korpi has a shot at trapping Kristen Stewart in her guard. | |
| Kristen keeps control and remains in side mount. | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Kiira's being punished here! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to launch a few punches at Kiira Korpi. | |
| Some hits are landing, but to little effect. A lot of them are | |
| being soaked up by Kiira's defense. | |
| Kristen postures up and launches some nasty elbows! | |
| Kiira Korpi ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind | |
| of damage could stop the fight. Kiira will need to dig deep to | |
| fight through this. | |
| The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| We're on the canvas as Kristen Stewart tries to mount Kiira | |
| Korpi... | |
| Kristen slides her knee across and gets to mount. | |
| The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kiira Korpi tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Kiira." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Bang! Kiira's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Dita Von Teese knows she may be calling | |
| off the fight soon! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kristen flexes her body and readies herself. She still looks | |
| fresh out there, still plenty of action to be seen from Kristen | |
| tonight. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to move on the ground and shows Kiira | |
| Korpi a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, weakling." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Crack! Kiira's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Dita Von Teese knows she may be calling | |
| off the fight soon! | |
| Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Kiira's Forehead. | |
| The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Kiira Korpi. | |
| Kiira tries to stand up! | |
| Yes...she's now on her feet. | |
| Kristen is trying to get back onto her feet. | |
| Oh! There's a push from Kiira and Kristen is still on the | |
| canvas. | |
| Dita Von Teese is stopping the fight here. She wants to see both | |
| girls on their feet. OK. Both fighters are upright and Dita Von | |
| Teese let's them continue. | |
| Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. | |
| Kristen is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Kiira runs her | |
| fingers through her blonde ponytail. | |
| Kiira Korpi fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! | |
| Kristen staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and | |
| nimble like a cat! A puzsy, a puzsy cat! | |
| Kiira steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do | |
| that! Kristen gestures to Dita Von Teese, she wants to the fight | |
| to continue. | |
| Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kiira if she can keep | |
| going after receiving that. | |
| One of Kiira's muscularl legs has been hyper-extended. It looks | |
| like her left leg is the victim. | |
| Kiira Korpi moves forward, she's looking for some grappling | |
| action. | |
| Kiira has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch! | |
| Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both | |
| girls are really locked into this clinch. | |
| What a terribly one sided match...Kiira wasn't ready to fight a | |
| fighter of Kristen's caliber. | |
| Kiira Korpi tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's | |
| pummeled through and managed to retain her position. | |
| Kiira misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart is controlling the clinch and launches a vicious | |
| knee! | |
| Crushing blow to Kiira's face. That was a sick sound, like a | |
| brick hitting a bag full of mince meat! | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Kiira Korpi is absolutely terrifying with her power in the | |
| clinch and she's trying to punish Kristen Stewart with | |
| uppercuts! | |
| Nothing for Kristen to fear. She blocks those feeble punches. | |
| The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Brutal knees to Kiira Korpi's face, followed by knees to the | |
| body. Kristen Stewart is looking to make her pay! | |
| Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Kiira can't take many more shots | |
| like that! | |
| Kiira's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's | |
| received! She may just have to kiss that Urheilusanomat cover | |
| shoot goodbye. | |
| Kiira Korpi doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen | |
| Stewart's embrace and tries to move away. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes Kiira Korpi forward and doesn't allow her | |
| to break the clinch. | |
| She's not going anywhere unless Kristen says so. | |
| The clock says 3:25 in the 1 round | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Kiira Korpi's using her open palm and is trying to slap Kristen | |
| Stewart across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You really think you | |
| can handle us Raccoons?" | |
| Kristen ducks under the open palm strikes and circles away. | |
| Kiira misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart chases Kiira Korpi and launches a few perfect | |
| strikes... | |
| Here we go! Kiira steps backwards when those punches connect | |
| with her face. | |
| Kiira Korpi moves forward looking for some action. | |
| Kiira shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a | |
| double overhook! | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Kiira Korpi doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen | |
| Stewart's embrace and tries to move away. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes Kiira Korpi forward and doesn't allow her | |
| to break the clinch. | |
| Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both | |
| girls are really locked into this clinch. | |
| A series of strikes has forced Kiira Korpi against the cage. | |
| Without delay Kristen Stewart charges forward with a flying | |
| knee! | |
| Knee versus face! What an impact!!! If not for the cage Kiira | |
| would have been sent flying into the crowd! | |
| Kiira Korpi pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Kiira Korpi. | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Kiira Korpi tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's | |
| pummeled through and managed to retain her position. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart circles out and slips free of Kiira Korpi's | |
| grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. | |
| Brutal-looking high kick from Kiira Korpi! Look out Kristen | |
| Stewart! | |
| Kristen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one? | |
| Kiira Korpi tries to take the action to her favourite field as | |
| she tries to grapple. | |
| Kristen swings and Kiira has to retreat. Nice avoiding that | |
| grapple, Kristen. | |
| Kiira Korpi moves forward and launches a high kick! | |
| Kristen ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through | |
| her ponytail. Lucky escape! | |
| Poorly executed technique from Kiira. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Shovel hook by Kristen Stewart! | |
| She tags Kiira! That was brutal. | |
| Kiira's Right eye is bruised after the punishment she's | |
| received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| There's a small laceration on Kiira's Right eye. It looks as if | |
| it's hurt her. | |
| Incredible haymaker from Kiira Korpi! | |
| It misses by a mile. Shocking attempt really. | |
| Kristen Stewart leads with a punch... | |
| Kiira evades but whiffs with a counter. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Kiira. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart steps forward and fires a high kick! | |
| That's an insane high kick, I can't believe that landed! Kiira | |
| will be seeing stars! | |
| Kristen has opened up Kiira! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Kiira's Left eye. | |
| Kiira Korpi attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That | |
| looks to have dazzled Kiira, she's in a world of hurt now! | |
| Oh no! Kiira will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kiira has a small cut on her Left cheek. Blood's starting to | |
| seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to | |
| end the fight. | |
| Kiira seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated | |
| now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. | |
| Kiira Korpi is in trouble here, she appears to be dazed and | |
| confused. Kristen Stewart is looking to add some insult to | |
| injury, she's making a grab for Kiira's clothes. | |
| Kristen has a fistful of Kiira's outfit is trying to rip it off | |
| her! She's pulling at her top and has Kiira staggering! We can | |
| all hear the sound of material giving way! The seams in Kiira's | |
| clothes are digging into her skin and Kristen flings her to the | |
| mat. | |
| Ow! A thumping hit to Kiira Korpi's chest! Her petite A cup | |
| breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and | |
| black by morning. | |
| Kiira seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated | |
| now. I doubt the Ice Princess could land a triple lutz triple | |
| toe loop.right now | |
| The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Dita | |
| Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners. | |
| Kristen has to be confident that she won that round. She runs | |
| her fingers through her ponytail and smiles at her adoring fans. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent! | |
| The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Kiira Korpi's | |
| outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie! | |
| "Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Kiira is squealing! Kristen has a firm | |
| grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard | |
| bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie! | |
| Kiira Korpi may have a broken rib! The crowd are on their feet | |
| watching and she lies on the mat moaning in pain. It's hard to | |
| see her losing this way and now Kiira will be out of action for | |
| several months. | |
| An Injury (Broken Ribs) win at 0:22 Round 2 for Kristen Stewart. | |
| Excellent work. | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 13/16 (81%) | |
| Kicks 3/3 (100%) | |
| Clinch strikes 6/8 (75%) | |
| Takedowns 1/1 (100%) | |
| GnP strikes 6/8 (75%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 3965 | |
| Clinch Damage 780 | |
| Ground Damage 650 | |
| Time on the ground 84 s | |
| Statistics: Kiira Korpi | |
| Punches 1/9 (11%) | |
| Kicks 0/2 (0%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/9 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 18,5 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 84 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Kiira Korpi loses. | |
| A dominating performance by Kristen who took her best game | |
| against Kiira. I have no doubt Kristen will be gracing the cover | |
| of Total Knock Out in the near future. | |
| Not a bad show by Kiira Korpi today. No doubt her hard core fans | |
| will be happy with her efforts. If she continues to show off her | |
| cleavage and her legs, I think she'll draw in even more fans. | |
| Raccoon and Badass Barbies should pay Kiira and Kristen extra | |
| just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit | |
| bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have | |
| it all. 'Nuff said. | |
| https://i.imgur.com/4ZpQ2Dv.jpg | |
| #Post#: 4987-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 15, 2022, 11:45 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #23 Lyen Wong | |
| Kristen Stewart has this crowd in the palm of her hand, they | |
| absolutely adore her. She waves to her fans and then blows | |
| kisses to them. I think everyone loves this American fighter and | |
| why wouldn't they. | |
| Kristen Stewart looks very relaxed as she repositions her firm B | |
| cup breasts in her outfit. She's clearly confident she can win | |
| this match. | |
| Lyen Wong is beating herself up in the corner before the fight | |
| begins, roughly smacking herself in the face, body and legs to | |
| get ready for her scrap. Lyen look imposing as she flexes her | |
| impressive biceps. | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Kristen is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet. | |
| Kristen Stewart comes with a 3 fight winning streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Lyen has some choice words for her opponent, "Hey, Kristen | |
| Stewart! I'm talking to you. Listen up. Badass Barbies sucks! | |
| You suck! I'm gonna fuck your shit up and put an end to your | |
| silly charade. | |
| Lyen Wong fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Kristen | |
| Stewart's chest! | |
| Slam! That almost popped Kristen's breasts right out of her top! | |
| Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. | |
| Lyen Wong fakes a punch and launches herself over Kristen | |
| Stewart. | |
| Great move by Lyen! She pushes Kristen under a troublesome thai | |
| clinch. | |
| The clock says 0:30 in the 1 round | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Insane uppercut from the clinch by Kristen Stewart! | |
| That one almost breaks Lyen's chin! She's knocked down! | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Lyen's Chin is going to | |
| need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| There's a small laceration on Lyen's Chin. It looks as if it's | |
| hurt her. | |
| Kristen is standing while Lyen is on the ground on her back. | |
| The effort shows as Lyen tries to get back to her feet. | |
| She seems a bit shaken, but Lyen is upright again...German fans | |
| will be cheering. | |
| Lyen's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her long | |
| black hair and gathers herself. | |
| Lyen Wong launches a low kick. | |
| It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with | |
| ease. | |
| Kristen Stewart chases Lyen Wong and launches a few perfect | |
| strikes... | |
| Here we go! Lyen stumbles backwards when those punches connect | |
| with her face. | |
| Brutal-looking high kick from Kristen Stewart! Look out Lyen | |
| Wong! | |
| Lyen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one? | |
| Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Lyen to fight | |
| back... | |
| A bone shattering straight right hand from Lyen Wong! | |
| It connects! Kristen's going to have a big headache after that | |
| blow! | |
| Lyen loudly smacks her gloves together. It looks like she is | |
| just starting to get warmed up. | |
| Lyen Wong's found an opening in the defense of Kristen Stewart, | |
| she's launching a big hook! | |
| She landed it! That could break Kristen's ribs. Oh my gosh! | |
| Lyen has Kristen staggered, she's only just staying on her feet. | |
| Her ponytail is plastered to her face and her firm B cup tits | |
| are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. | |
| Lyen stalks down her groggy opponent then launches some hooks | |
| and crosses. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick! | |
| Hard blow to Lyen's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. | |
| Kristen Stewart and Lyen Wong engage in a wild exchange of | |
| punches! | |
| Here we go! | |
| Both fighters are connecting, this could be ending soon if | |
| either lands a lucky punch. | |
| The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward, she's looking for some grappling | |
| action. | |
| Kristen has her opponent in a text book double collar thai | |
| clinch! | |
| Lyen Wong gives Kristen Stewart a shove in the chest, she's | |
| trying to keep the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Lyen Wong. | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Lyen Wong's launching some bone breaking punches to Kristen | |
| Stewart's ribs and chest while in the clinch. | |
| Wow. You can see the pain in Kristen's eyes. Tears are streaming | |
| down her face. | |
| This may be the end for Kristen. She's not looking like a cover | |
| girl anymore. | |
| Lyen has really pulped her up. | |
| Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. | |
| Lyen Wong's working in the clinch and suddenly tries to pull | |
| guard! She wants to control Kristen and get her on the canvas. | |
| Kristen pushes forward and keeps the fight in the clinch. She | |
| likes it nice and close, the dirty little thing. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Lyen. Kristen looks to counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart's working in the clinch and suddenly tries to | |
| pull guard! She wants to control Lyen and get her on the canvas. | |
| Kristen brings Lyen to the ground and quickly closes guard. Text | |
| book technique there. | |
| Lyen Wong is in closed guard over Kristen. | |
| Lyen Wong's in closed guard, as Kristen Stewart tries to roll on | |
| the ground. | |
| Nice reversal! Kristen's now in full mount over Lyen. | |
| The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lyen Wong. | |
| Lyen Wong tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen Stewart in | |
| her guard... | |
| Lyen gets her hip out and moves to full guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lyen. | |
| Lyen Wong is moving on the ground...it looks like she may have | |
| something in evil mind here... | |
| Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did she do that intentionally? What | |
| an evil move by Lyen! | |
| Kristen is seeing stars! Her head must be scrambled after that | |
| nasty move. | |
| You can't get anything past referee Dita Von Teese, she's seen | |
| that! | |
| OK folks, it looks like Dita Von Teese is giving Kristen a | |
| moment to gather her thoughts. That's very nice of her, don't | |
| you think? | |
| Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. | |
| Kristen is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Lyen runs her | |
| fingers through her long black hair. | |
| Brilliant combination from Lyen Wong... | |
| Those hits are landing and she's forcing Kristen to try and | |
| defend better. | |
| Kristen staggers back against the cage. | |
| Here come Lyen looking to finish this fight! | |
| Lyen Wong moves forward, she's looking for some grappling | |
| action. | |
| Lyen has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch! | |
| Some knees to the body from Lyen. | |
| Kristen blocks like a pro. | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Kristen Stewart charges towards Lyen Wong with a flying knee. | |
| Lyen gets hit in the boobs and the impact sends her to the mat. | |
| Oh baby, go home to your mother! | |
| Kristen raises her foot and BOOM! | |
| Ow! A thumping stomp to Lyen Wong's chest! Her firm B cup | |
| breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and | |
| black by morning. | |
| Kristen is standing while Lyen is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a kick to Lyen Wong's thigh... | |
| Lyen checks that kick! Nice work, it's hard to defend from the | |
| ground like that. | |
| Kristen is standing while Lyen is on the ground on her back. | |
| Lyen Wong's slowly getting back to her feet. The Raccoon fighter | |
| shakes her head as she finds her feet. Kristen Stewart pushes a | |
| strand of her ponytail off her face as she readies herself. | |
| Lyen climbs to her feet and is standing now. She does look a | |
| little wobbly on those legs! | |
| The clock says 4:00 in the 1 round | |
| Lyen Wong throws a combo... | |
| Kristen ducks under and catches her with a counter! Lyen swings | |
| again! And she's countered once more! Lyen is looking bad here! | |
| A bone shattering straight right hand from Kristen Stewart! | |
| It connects! Lyen's going to have a big headache after that | |
| blow! | |
| There's a small laceration on Lyen's Left cheek. It looks as if | |
| it's hurt her. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts a sweep single... | |
| Kristen catches Lyen's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick | |
| takedown by Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Lyen. | |
| Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Lyen Wong tries to roll on | |
| the ground. | |
| Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. | |
| Lyen gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes some punches... | |
| Kristen moves in and POW! She lands a big punch to Lyen's face! | |
| This isn't good for Lyen! The German fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Lyen. | |
| Kristen Stewart uses some of her wrestling skills to escape from | |
| the closed guard! | |
| After a few tentative moves Kristen jumps to side mount! The | |
| crowd in venue are cheering her! | |
| The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Lyen Wong. | |
| Lyen Wong has a shot at trapping Kristen Stewart in her guard. | |
| Kristen keeps control and remains in side mount. | |
| Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the | |
| round is over. | |
| Kristen has to be confident that she won that round. She runs | |
| her fingers through her ponytail and smiles at the crowd. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| A bunch of leg kicks from Lyen Wong. | |
| All those kicks are blocked by Kristen. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart chases Lyen Wong and launches a few perfect | |
| strikes... | |
| Here we go! Lyen steps backwards when those punches connect with | |
| her face. | |
| That looks like it hurts! Lyen's Right cheek isn't looking the | |
| best. She's taken some damage there. | |
| Lyen has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is | |
| bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. | |
| Lyen seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated | |
| now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Lyen | |
| Wong jumps back and jabs. | |
| Kristen only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. | |
| Lyen Wong's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless, | |
| but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and like a shark | |
| she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Nice low kick from Lyen Wong...those kicks look dangerous. | |
| Kristen stops it. Nice block! | |
| The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round | |
| This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this | |
| into account for future fights between these two. | |
| Quick hook by Lyen Wong. | |
| It glances off Kristen's arms. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Lyen. Kristen looks to counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart throws an uppercut. | |
| It lands solidly making a meaty thud. Lyen's being used as a | |
| punching bag. | |
| Oh no! Lyen will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list | |
| now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| There's a small laceration on Lyen's Right cheek. It looks as if | |
| it's hurt her. | |
| Lyen seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated | |
| now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight. | |
| Lyen Wong is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really pulped | |
| her up. I'm amazed Lyen is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Lyen Wong looks rattled like a vacant blonde. Kristen Stewart | |
| sees her opportunity to finish the fight and launches an | |
| aggressive flurry of punches! | |
| Lyen is taking a brutal beating and falls to the mat! The ref | |
| could stop this fight at any moment. | |
| Pow! An awesome KO by Kristen! The Badass Barbies fighter put | |
| all 119 lbs of her body weight behind that and the result is a | |
| knocked out Lyen. | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Lyen's Left eye is | |
| going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Lyen's Left eye. There's | |
| some blood coming from that wound. | |
| Congratulations! | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 18/26 (69%) | |
| Kicks 1/3 (33%) | |
| Clinch strikes 2/2 (100%) | |
| Takedowns 1/1 (100%) | |
| GnP strikes 1/1 (100%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 3691,33 | |
| Clinch Damage 612,08 | |
| Ground Damage 94,17 | |
| Time on the ground 70 s | |
| Statistics: Lyen Wong | |
| Punches 11/14 (79%) | |
| Kicks 1/6 (17%) | |
| Clinch strikes 4/4 (100%) | |
| Takedowns 0/0 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 674,58 | |
| Clinch Damage 91,33 | |
| Ground Damage 34,25 | |
| Time on the ground 103 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Lyen Wong loses | |
| A highlight reel performance by Kristen from beginning to end! | |
| We want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching | |
| her work in the cage. | |
| That was a decent performance from Lyen Wong tonight. In my | |
| eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of engaging. | |
| Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do something | |
| about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's possible | |
| she'll go far in the UCC. | |
| This makes the event worth the money! Lyen and Kristen looked | |
| amazing in the cage and the show they've put on is exactly what | |
| we expected. I'll take my hat and pants off to celebrate this | |
| one! | |
| https://i.imgur.com/xRO47cg.jpg | |
| #Post#: 4991-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 16, 2022, 12:18 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #22 Joalin Loukamaa | |
| Kristen Stewart's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the | |
| venue. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name | |
| on them. Kristen flexes her body for the crowd as they start a | |
| "Let's go Kristen!" chant. | |
| The crowd start chanting, "Kristen...Kristen...Kristen". Kristen | |
| Stewart lifts her fists into the air and encourages the crowd to | |
| make more noise. She seems supremely confident tonight. | |
| That's a ferocious stare down by Joalin Loukamaa while Lena | |
| Gercke recites the rules. If looks could kill Kristen Stewart | |
| would already be on her back. It's almost like Joalin is a | |
| zombie, a fricking Zombie. | |
| It's clear that Joalin has been brainwashed. She has a blank | |
| look on her face and doesn't seem to recognize Kristen. | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Joalin's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. | |
| Kristen Stewart comes with a 4 fight winning streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The first round bell sounds and Kristen's trying to get a word | |
| in with Joalin but Joalin's gaze cuts right through Kriten. | |
| Kristen looks for Raccoon managment but the bell clangs and she | |
| is forced to fight. | |
| Kristen reaches out for Joalin but her hand is slapped away | |
| while Joalin makes groaning and hissing sounds. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! | |
| Joalin staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble | |
| like a cat! A ****, a **** cat! | |
| Kristen Stewart decides to launch some tentative punches... | |
| Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange. | |
| A bone shattering straight right hand from Kristen Stewart! | |
| It connects! Joalin's going to have a big headache after that | |
| blow! | |
| Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Joalin's Left cheek. | |
| There's some blood coming from that wound. | |
| Joalin moves backwards, as does Kristen. Referee Lena Gercke | |
| signals for them to engage. | |
| A bunch of leg kicks from Joalin Loukamaa. | |
| All those kicks are blocked by Kristen. | |
| Joalin misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a looping left hand... | |
| That lands on Joalin's chin and stops her in her tracks! | |
| Oh no! Joalin will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick! | |
| Joalin ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through | |
| her long blonde hair. Lucky escape! | |
| Joalin Loukamaa tries a hook to the body. | |
| Kristen manages to dodge it. Nice movement there. | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round | |
| Solid jabs from Joalin Loukamaa. | |
| Kristen defends, keeping herself safe from that attack. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Joalin Loukamaa launches a body shot. | |
| Kristen dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing | |
| stuff, the crowd love it! | |
| That looks like it hurts! Joalin's Nose isn't looking the best. | |
| She's taken some damage there. | |
| Joalin is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles | |
| around her opponent. | |
| Middle kick from Joalin Loukamaa. | |
| The kick just misses Kristen's breasts. She'll be thanking her | |
| lucky stars that missed... | |
| There's a low kick by Joalin Loukamaa, helping to maintain her | |
| distance. | |
| Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She | |
| wants Joalin on the mat. | |
| Joalin goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in | |
| trouble now. | |
| BANG! That shot was right onto Joalin Loukamaa's firm ****! It | |
| looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's | |
| trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. | |
| The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way, | |
| Joalin...(grunt)" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa is on the ground on top of Kristen Stewart. She | |
| has her fingers all over Kristen's face. | |
| Kristen shakes her head and continues fighting on the ground. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa tries to close her guard around Kristen Stewart. | |
| Joalin's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on | |
| her face. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Joalin Loukamaa's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| What a terribly one sided match...Joalin wasn't ready to fight a | |
| fighter of Kristen's caliber. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way, | |
| Joalin...(grunt)" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way, | |
| Joalin...(grunt)" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart is trying to better her position on the ground | |
| and launches a couple of elbows against Joalin Loukamaa's ribs | |
| and breasts. | |
| Joalin felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears on | |
| her cheeks... | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Joalin's body is being punished here! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Joalin's being punished here! | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Joalin's Forehead is | |
| going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa overhooks an arm and starts cranking! | |
| Interesting maneuver we are seeing here. | |
| Kristen pulls her arm out of danger and shakes it to loosen the | |
| muscles. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Good looking punches from Kristen Stewart on the ground. | |
| Those punches could take their toll on Joalin. She's feeling | |
| those for sure. | |
| That punishment by Kristen has left Joalin staggered! Kristen | |
| should try push forward now and finish this! | |
| The clock says 3:40 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Joalin's being punished here! | |
| Oh no! Joalin will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to move on the ground and shows Joalin | |
| Loukamaa a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Joalin." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Bang! Joalin's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Lena Gercke knows she may be calling off | |
| the fight soon! | |
| Joalin's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's | |
| received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Hang on a second folks, it looks like Joalin Loukamaa is trying | |
| to inflict a crotch claw on Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen manages to push aside Joalin's hand. It looks like her | |
| privates have escaped being clawed. For now. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way, | |
| Joalin...(grunt)" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way, | |
| Joalin...(grunt)" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa tries to close her guard around Kristen Stewart. | |
| Joalin's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on | |
| her face. | |
| "Get up, girls. The crowd want some action." Lena Gercke is | |
| calling for both fighters to regain their feet and continue, the | |
| crowd are happy with that decision. | |
| Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can | |
| hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and Joalin | |
| glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa grabs Kristen by the waist and tries to take the | |
| fight to the ground! | |
| Kristen is wriggling around...Joalin is unable to take her down. | |
| Ohhh! Tremendous strikes from Joalin Loukamaa! | |
| There is still a lot of fight left in Joalin. | |
| Kristen blocks with confidence. She doesn't appear concerned at | |
| all. | |
| Joalin clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Joalin if she can keep | |
| going after receiving that. | |
| Joalin has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this | |
| day and age. | |
| Kristen has Joalin staggered, she's only just staying on her | |
| feet. Her long blonde hair is plastered to her face and her | |
| petite A cup **** are shaking as she tries to catch her breath. | |
| A punch from Joalin Loukamaa... | |
| It gets blocked by Kristen. | |
| Lena Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners as the | |
| round is over. | |
| This round is clearly for Kristen. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Joalin Loukamaa decides to launch some tentative punches... | |
| Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange. | |
| Kristen Stewart paws at Joalin Loukamaa. | |
| Joalin swings ineffectively and backs away. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Joalin Loukamaa follows Kristen Stewart... | |
| Ow! She gets counter punched in a big way! Joalin needs to stop | |
| playing Kristen's game or she'll get knocked out! What the hell | |
| is she thinking? | |
| Joalin's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's | |
| received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Joalin's Right cheek. | |
| There's some blood coming from that wound. | |
| As the fight continues it seems that Kristen is taking the best | |
| of the fight. She's been putting in a lot of effort in the gym | |
| lately and it is paying off. | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a looping right hand... | |
| That lands on Joalin's chin! That stops Joalin in her tracks! | |
| Oh no! Joalin will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Joalin's Left eye. | |
| The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! | |
| Joalin didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground! | |
| A very hard blow to Joalin Loukamaa's mid-section. That hit her | |
| with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see | |
| her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin. | |
| Joalin Loukamaa tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Joalin." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Bang! Joalin's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Lena Gercke knows she may be calling off | |
| the fight soon! | |
| Oh No! Wait! Lena Gercke is stopping this one. Joalin isn't | |
| going to be able to live this one down. She's been well and | |
| truly beaten by Kristen. | |
| That looks like it hurts! Joalin's Forehead isn't looking the | |
| best. She's taken some damage there. | |
| Joalin has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is | |
| bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. | |
| And here is your winner...Kristen Stewart! Marking her victory | |
| by TKO (Elbow) at 1:04 Round 2! | |
| Well done! | |
| Kristen looks concerned as she kneels next to Joalin and tries | |
| to comfort her but Raccoon stable leader Pamela Anderson gives | |
| Kristen a shove and gets between Kristen and her slave. | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 9/11 (82%) | |
| Kicks 1/2 (50%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 2/3 (67%) | |
| GnP strikes 16/16 (100%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 5786,08 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 2307,17 | |
| Time on the ground 165 s | |
| Statistics: Joalin Loukamaa | |
| Punches 0/14 (0%) | |
| Kicks 0/5 (0%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/2 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Submissions 1/1 (100%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 0 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 165 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Joalin Loukamaa loses | |
| There's no doubt that Kristen is not only a hot babe, but she | |
| can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of | |
| what this competition is all about. | |
| What a dull and boring fighter Joalin Loukamaa was today. She | |
| needs to improve her performance if she wants the fans cheer for | |
| her. Even her revealing fight attire was not enough to win them | |
| over. | |
| Raccoon and Badass Barbies should pay Joalin and Kristen extra | |
| just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit | |
| bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have | |
| it all. 'Nuff said. | |
| https://i.imgur.com/adu3el5.jpg | |
| #Post#: 4998-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 16, 2022, 12:45 pm | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #21 Alexandra Paul | |
| Kristen Stewart's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the | |
| venue. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name | |
| on them. Kristen flexes her body for the crowd as they start a | |
| "Let's go Kristen!" chant. | |
| That's a ferocious stare down by Kristen Stewart while Toccara | |
| Jones recites the rules. If looks could kill Alexandra Paul | |
| would already be on her back. | |
| Alexandra Paul plays with her dark pixie hair and smiles at | |
| Kristen Stewart with evil intent. It looks like she knows she | |
| can win today. | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Alex's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. | |
| Kristen Stewart comes with a 5 fight winning streak. | |
| Alexandra Paul comes with a 4 fight losing streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Toccara Jones. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Kristen Stewart's firm B cup breasts are up against Alexandra | |
| Paul's petite AA's! Round one's starting and I'm pumped to watch | |
| these girls fight it out! | |
| Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick! | |
| Alex checks the kick. | |
| The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Alex's connecting with a few punches. | |
| Some nice shots from Alexandra Paul. | |
| But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Alex, or pure luck | |
| from Kristen? | |
| Alex clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a hook to the body! | |
| She hits Alex's breasts hard! Oh my! Alex will be wishing for a | |
| padded bra before this night is over. | |
| BANG! That shot was right onto Alexandra Paul's firm ****! It | |
| looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's | |
| trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. | |
| Kristen Stewart grabs Alex by the waist and tries to take the | |
| fight to the ground! | |
| Alex is wriggling around...Kristen is unable to take her down. | |
| 0:46 Round 1 and Kristen's still in good shape. She sure has | |
| trained hard for this fight. I just love watching her compete. | |
| A high kick from Kristen Stewart, her smooth leg shooting out. | |
| Terrible attempt! She misses badly. Kristen slips and falls! | |
| Alex's laughing at her! | |
| Alex is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to hit Alexandra Paul with a kick to her | |
| knee from the ground. | |
| Nice kick, that connected for sure. Kristen moves backwards and | |
| away, how will she press her advantage now? | |
| Alex is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back. | |
| Alexandra Paul launches a kick to Kristen Stewart's thigh... | |
| Kristen checks that kick! Nice work, it's hard to defend from | |
| the ground like that. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep | |
| Alexandra Paul away and maybe land a kick. | |
| No damage done by those kicks, Alex's able to just shrug them | |
| off. | |
| Toccara Jones is stopping the fight here. She wants to see both | |
| girls on their feet. OK. Both fighters are upright and Toccara | |
| Jones let's them continue. | |
| Back to her feet, Kristen is vertical again. She'll be hoping | |
| she stays that way for a while. | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is showing excellent timing. She blasts | |
| Alexandra Paul with a right hand. | |
| Great hook by Kristen! Alex is caught off balance and slips to | |
| the ground in pain! | |
| Kristen is standing while Alex is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart looks down at Alexandra Paul, she has a nasty | |
| look in her eyes...Oh my! Kristen raises her foot and stomps | |
| towards Alex's crotch! | |
| Ohhh! Kristen's foot lands right between Alex's thighs! Smack | |
| bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Alex is in | |
| total agony. | |
| A very hard blow to Alexandra Paul's mid-section. That hit her | |
| with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see | |
| her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. | |
| Kristen is standing while Alex is on the ground on her back. | |
| Alexandra Paul could be taken advantage of here. She's on her | |
| back and Kristen Stewart makes her move...leaping into the air | |
| and trying for a brutal looking legdrop. | |
| Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Kristen has | |
| squashed Alex. That's got to hurt like a ****! | |
| Kristen is standing while Alex is on the ground on her back. | |
| The Badass Barbies fans are cheering Alex on as she tries to get | |
| back to her feet... | |
| She's up! A shake of her head to clear the cobwebs and Alex | |
| looks ready to continue the fight. | |
| Alex is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her dark pixie | |
| hair off her face and steadies herself. | |
| Kristen Stewart avoids a dangerous strike from Alexandra Paul... | |
| Kristen counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to | |
| watch! | |
| The clock says 2:15 in the 1 round | |
| Brilliant combination from Kristen Stewart... | |
| Alex is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those ones. | |
| Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Alex to fight | |
| back... | |
| Incredible haymaker from Alexandra Paul! | |
| It misses by a mile. Shocking attempt really. | |
| Kristen Stewart is opening up on Alexandra Paul and raining down | |
| combinations! | |
| Alex's corner looks worried! If she can't escape this'll be | |
| over. | |
| A shake of the head from Kristen. She flicks her head back and | |
| takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. | |
| The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round | |
| Solid kick to the leg from Alexandra Paul. | |
| Kristen checks it and positions herself. | |
| Alex misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Alex if she can keep | |
| going after receiving that. | |
| Quick hook by Alexandra Paul. | |
| It glances off Kristen's arms. | |
| Solid low kick from Alexandra Paul. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kristen if she can | |
| keep going after receiving that. | |
| What a terribly one sided match...Alex wasn't ready to fight a | |
| fighter of Kristen's caliber. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants | |
| Kristen on the mat. | |
| Kristen won't budge! She's forcing Alex to pull guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Alex. | |
| Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Alexandra Paul tries to | |
| roll on the ground. | |
| Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. | |
| Alex clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a few hammer fists to the face of | |
| Alexandra Paul. | |
| That's blocked by Alex. Her defense is strong against that | |
| attack. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Alex. | |
| Alexandra Paul switches to high guard and then tries to sink a | |
| triangle! | |
| Kristen struggles and her head turns red from the choke, but she | |
| manages to slip her head of the lock! | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She | |
| tries to get back on her feet. | |
| She can't do it! Alex keeps her on the canvas. | |
| Referee Toccara Jones is gesturing for both fighters to get back | |
| to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity. | |
| Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can | |
| hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and Alex | |
| glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. | |
| Alexandra Paul decides to launch some tentative punches... | |
| Kristen launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Alex with | |
| a stiff cross! Solid exchange! | |
| Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Alex's Left eye. | |
| Kristen takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| Kristen Stewart is playing with Alexandra Paul. I don't know if | |
| it's because of Alex's lack of fighting spirit or just lack of | |
| skill. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while | |
| Alexandra Paul jumps back and jabs. | |
| Alex seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a | |
| bunch of jabs and crosses. | |
| Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Alex's Mouth. There's some | |
| blood coming from that wound. | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a lazy kick... | |
| Alex blocks and keeps her distance. | |
| Alexandra Paul's corner men are yelling for her to escape from | |
| the ground. Kristen Stewart can totally finish a fight on the | |
| ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Alex has | |
| got to find a way out now! | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and launches herself over | |
| Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alex's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Kristen and | |
| pushes her away. | |
| Alex tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Good looking front kick from Alexandra Paul... | |
| Kristen blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Alex. That all | |
| you got?" | |
| Kristen Stewart is holding Alexandra Paul's left leg. She's got | |
| a tight grip and is trying to take Alex down... | |
| Crash! Alex loses balance and goes to the ground. She could be | |
| in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Alex uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a | |
| very, very lucky escape for Alex. | |
| Toccara Jones separates the fighters as the round concludes. The | |
| fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the | |
| head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! | |
| You have to give that round to Kristen. She looks over at her | |
| opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got | |
| nothing I can't deal with!" | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| An inside leg kick from Alexandra Paul. | |
| The kick goes awry and Alex almost loses her balance. She must | |
| be careful not to over commit on those kicks. | |
| Brilliant combination from Kristen Stewart... | |
| Alex is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those ones. | |
| The clock says 0:30 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward, she's looking for some grappling | |
| action. | |
| Alex pushes Kristen and keeps the fight at striking range. | |
| Crisp uppercut by Alexandra Paul followed by a hard jab... | |
| Kristen deflects the blows. | |
| Alex misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Nice low kick from Kristen Stewart...those kicks look dangerous. | |
| Loud pop! Ouch! Did Alex just squeal in pain? | |
| The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round | |
| Alexandra Paul launches a low kick. | |
| It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with | |
| ease. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries a high kick! High risk move! | |
| Kristen was covering for a middle kick and that one almost | |
| knocked off her pretty little head! | |
| The clock says 1:15 in the 2 round | |
| Brutal-looking high kick from Kristen Stewart! Look out | |
| Alexandra Paul! | |
| BANG! You could hear the impact from the back seats! This action | |
| is insane! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Alex's Chin is beginning to swell. But it | |
| doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to | |
| keep fighting. | |
| Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Alex's Chin. | |
| The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round | |
| Alexandra Paul jumps in the air and tries a flying knee! | |
| Holy **** she landed it! What a crushing shot. Kristen's | |
| mouthpiece flies out of her mouth! | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Kristen's Mouth is | |
| going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| This isn't good for Kristen! The American fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| The clock says 1:35 in the 2 round | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a body shot. | |
| Alex dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing stuff, | |
| the crowd love it! | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Here comes Kristen Stewart with a vicious middle kick! | |
| That lands hard on Alex's firm ****! | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Alexandra Paul fakes a punch and launches herself over Kristen | |
| Stewart. | |
| Nice move by Alex who clinches and pushes Kristen against the | |
| cage. | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Brutal knees to Kristen Stewart's face, followed by knees to the | |
| body. Alexandra Paul is looking to make her pay! | |
| Kristen doesn't want to go down yet! She covers herself! | |
| Alex gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take advantage... | |
| Some nice shots from Kristen Stewart. | |
| She stuns Alex. Now's the time for Kristen to strike for a win. | |
| Alex has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is | |
| bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. | |
| The clock says 2:15 in the 2 round | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Alexandra Paul goes in with a looping right hand while Kristen | |
| Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering | |
| with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. | |
| Quick hook by Kristen Stewart. | |
| Good shot! Alex has every reason to be worried if Kristen keeps | |
| landing those on her. | |
| It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror | |
| tomorrow. Her Left eye is swelling up big time. | |
| This isn't good for Alex! The American fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| Alexandra Paul launches a low kick. | |
| It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with | |
| ease. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| A wicked punch by Alexandra Paul! | |
| She rocks Kristen and puts her in a world of hurt. | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Kristen's Right cheek | |
| is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| A shake of the head from Alex. She flicks her head back and | |
| takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| A surprise roundhouse punch by Kristen. | |
| Holy ****! It looks like Alex was hit by a bus! | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a low kick. | |
| Damn! That smacked right onto Alex's knee! | |
| Kristen Stewart is holding Alex's right leg. Alex should never | |
| have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take her | |
| down. | |
| Alex loses her balance and goes to the ground. | |
| The damage has been done and Alexandra Paul has hyper-extended | |
| her arm. I doubt she will be able to throw too many punches | |
| with that arm now. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to move to full mount! | |
| That's a nice move. Kristen is in full mount now, putting | |
| herself in the dominant position. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Bang! Alex's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Toccara Jones knows she may be calling off | |
| the fight soon! | |
| Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Alex's Forehead. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen | |
| Stewart in her guard... | |
| Kristen keeps good control and remains in full mount. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen | |
| Stewart in her guard... | |
| Kristen keeps good control and remains in full mount. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Kristen Stewart is moving on the ground...it looks like she may | |
| have something in evil mind here... | |
| Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did she do that intentionally? What | |
| an evil move by Kristen! | |
| Toccara Jones didn't see the foul! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Bang! Alex's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Toccara Jones knows she may be calling off | |
| the fight soon! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Alex's being punished here! | |
| The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts to better her position on the ground... | |
| Nice show of MMA skill here. Kristen's now in a great position | |
| to begin a round of pounding! | |
| Toccara Jones tells the fighters to go to their corners as the | |
| round is over. | |
| You have to give that round to Kristen. She looks over at her | |
| opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got | |
| nothing I can't deal with!" | |
| The cutman is working on Alexandra Paul's face. She's not | |
| looking like a cover girl right now. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 3 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The clock says 0:10 in the 3 round | |
| Middle kick from Alexandra Paul. | |
| Bam! Kristen receives a solid kick right below her breasts. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a stiff jab, right towards Alexandra | |
| Paul's face! | |
| That barely hits Alex's face but it seems like one finger has | |
| poked her eye! Does the referee see that? | |
| Toccara Jones didn't see the foul! | |
| The clock says 0:30 in the 3 round | |
| Alexandra Paul decides to launch some tentative punches... | |
| Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart and Alexandra Paul engage in a wild exchange of | |
| punches! | |
| Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few | |
| blows. | |
| Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Alex's Left eye. | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Kristen Stewart's looking to close the range with Alexandra Paul | |
| and tries to grapple... | |
| Oh baby, that's a nice move. Kristen shoves herself over her | |
| opponent and secures a single collar tie. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's | |
| pummeled through and managed to retain her position. | |
| The clock says 1:05 in the 3 round | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| Alexandra Paul shoots and grabs Kristen Stewart's ankle trying | |
| to take her down with a heel trip reversal. | |
| Kristen staggers and remains on her feet. | |
| The referee has had enough of this clinching. Toccara Jones | |
| separates the two combatants and signals for them to resume the | |
| fight. | |
| Kristen Stewart and Alexandra Paul engage in a wild exchange of | |
| punches! | |
| Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few | |
| blows. | |
| Alexandra Paul throws a combo... | |
| Kristen ducks under and catches her with a counter! Alex swings | |
| again! And she's countered once more! Alex is looking bad here! | |
| Oh no! Alex will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list | |
| now! Her Nose has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| The clock says 1:40 in the 3 round | |
| Alex seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of gas | |
| in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come on, | |
| come on. Let's get this done!" | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Middle kick from Alexandra Paul. | |
| The kick just misses Kristen's breasts. She'll be thanking her | |
| lucky stars that missed... | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Oh no! A bad move from Alexandra Paul! | |
| She allows Kristen to land a solid head kick. Alex is rocked | |
| with that one! | |
| Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while | |
| Alexandra Paul jumps back and jabs. | |
| Alex seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a | |
| bunch of jabs and crosses. | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| Alexandra Paul dodges a strike and counters with a crushing | |
| hook! | |
| That misses by an inch! So close! | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart just won't stop and continues to rain punches! | |
| Alex may be in trouble! She's getting seriously hurt here! | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Kristen Stewart looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that | |
| are countered by Alexandra Paul's punches. | |
| Alex is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen. | |
| It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror | |
| tomorrow. Her Left eye is swelling up big time. | |
| Alex has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is | |
| bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Kristen Stewart's looking to close the range with Alexandra Paul | |
| and tries to grapple... | |
| Oh baby, that's a nice move. Kristen shoves herself over her | |
| opponent and secures a single collar tie. | |
| Alexandra Paul pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Alexandra Paul. | |
| Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both | |
| girls are really locked into this clinch. | |
| One, two, three! Kristen Stewart doesn't stop launching those | |
| knees in the clinch! | |
| Devastating knees that land on Alex's chin! That pop was heard | |
| throughout the arena! The crowd erupts! | |
| It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror | |
| tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time. | |
| There's a small laceration on Alex's Chin. It looks as if it's | |
| hurt her. | |
| Alexandra Paul pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Alexandra Paul. | |
| Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both | |
| girls are really locked into this clinch. | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Alexandra Paul pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Alexandra Paul. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes away Alexandra Paul, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Alexandra Paul stumbles backwards and Kristen Stewart circles to | |
| get the center of the cage. | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Kristen's connecting with a few punches. | |
| Alex's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's received! | |
| She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart begins to launch a barrage of punches over | |
| Alexandra Paul! | |
| This is getting worse and worse for Alex. She's in a world of | |
| hurt now and I think she may be about to black out. | |
| Kristen Stewart charges at Alexandra Paul throwing flurries left | |
| and right. | |
| Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge | |
| shots! Alex is rocked! | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| Alexandra Paul launches a low kick. | |
| It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with | |
| ease. | |
| The clock says 3:35 in the 3 round | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a move and launches a kick right towards | |
| Alexandra Paul's chest! | |
| Slam! That almost popped Alex's breasts right out of her top! | |
| Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts to cut off Alexandra Paul with punches. | |
| Alex reels from the strikes. Nice hits! | |
| Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Alex's Nose. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Good movement from Kristen Stewart...she's looking like a | |
| professional out there. | |
| Kristen's moving in to strike and moving away afterwards. This | |
| is classic MMA tactical fighting. | |
| Oh no! Alex will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list | |
| now! Her Nose has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to grapple. | |
| She puts Alex in a double underhook! | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's | |
| pummeled through and managed to retain her position. | |
| The clock says 4:10 in the 3 round | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| The two fighters are holding each other close. Both Kristen and | |
| Alex are taking a moment to slow things down. | |
| The referee has had enough of this clinching. Toccara Jones | |
| separates the two combatants and signals for them to resume the | |
| fight. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to take the action to her favourite field | |
| as she tries to grapple. | |
| Great move by Alex as she pushes Kristen forward with double | |
| underhooks. | |
| Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both | |
| girls are really locked into this clinch. | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes for a scissor takedown. That's an unusual | |
| and risky move. | |
| Thump! Alex is down after that takedown and they are scrambling | |
| for position. Kristen gets the advantage. The crowd love this | |
| action! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex. | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to move to full mount... | |
| ...and she succeeds! Nice work. I think everyone here knows how | |
| difficult that was. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Alex's being punished here! | |
| Alex's Nose is bruised after the punishment she's received! She | |
| may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Bang! Alex's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her | |
| head against the mat! Toccara Jones knows she may be calling off | |
| the fight soon! | |
| Alex's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's received! | |
| She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen | |
| Stewart in her guard... | |
| Kristen rolls her over and takes her back! Kristen is pressing | |
| Alex's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet | |
| Alex's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her breasts. | |
| Toccara Jones separates the fighters as the round concludes. The | |
| fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the | |
| head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot! | |
| You have to give that round to Kristen. She looks over at her | |
| opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got | |
| nothing I can't deal with!" | |
| That's a fair amount of blood coming from Alexandra Paul. The | |
| cutman is cleaning her up. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 4 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The clock says 0:10 in the 4 round | |
| This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this | |
| into account for future fights between these two. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Kristen Stewart decides to launch some tentative punches... | |
| Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange. | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart steps forward and fires a high kick! | |
| That's an insane high kick, I can't believe that landed! Alex | |
| will be seeing stars! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Alex's Left eye is beginning to swell. But | |
| it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going | |
| to keep fighting. | |
| The clock says 0:35 in the 4 round | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Stewart! | |
| Ow, ow, ow! Alex's going to have the worst headache after that | |
| blow! | |
| Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Alex's Right cheek is | |
| going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up. | |
| Alex has a small cut on her Right cheek. Blood's starting to | |
| seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to | |
| end the fight. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick... | |
| Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It | |
| connects! Alex is in trouble! Big trouble! | |
| It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror | |
| tomorrow. Her Left cheek is swelling up big time. | |
| That punishment by Kristen has left Alex staggered! Kristen | |
| should try push forward now and finish this! | |
| Someone in the crowd has started a "Marry me, Kristen!" chant! | |
| Can't say I blame them, she looks amazing out there. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent! | |
| The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Alexandra Paul's | |
| outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie! | |
| "Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Alex is squealing! Kristen has a firm | |
| grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard | |
| bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie! | |
| A very hard blow to Alexandra Paul's mid-section. That hit her | |
| with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see | |
| her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. | |
| That punishment by Kristen has left Alex staggered! Kristen | |
| should try push forward now and finish this! | |
| Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She | |
| wants Alex on the mat. | |
| Alex goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in | |
| trouble now. | |
| A very hard blow to Alexandra Paul's mid-section. That hit her | |
| with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see | |
| her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex. | |
| You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Alex tries to stand up! | |
| Kristen doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Alex! Where you | |
| belong!" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Alexandra Paul's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Alex. | |
| The clock says 1:25 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex. | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Alexandra Paul tries to close her guard around Kristen Stewart. | |
| Alex's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on | |
| her face. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Alexandra Paul is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Alex. "No **** way, | |
| Alex...(grunt)" | |
| Referee Toccara Jones is gesturing for both fighters to get back | |
| to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity. | |
| Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the | |
| fight standing. The fans at the venue are cheering for the | |
| girls. | |
| Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Alexandra Paul launches a shot seen throughout the arena! | |
| Timely defense by Kristen, that punch was telegraphed by Alex. | |
| Alex misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... | |
| Alex blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt! | |
| That punishment by Kristen has left Alex staggered! Kristen | |
| should try push forward now and finish this! | |
| Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Alexandra Paul stumbles backwards and staggers, her hair in her | |
| eyes. Kristen Stewart launches aggressively over her opponent | |
| throwing some wild punches! | |
| Alex is knocked down after a couple of punches, hitting the mat | |
| hard! Is she out? | |
| That brutal impact has left Alex laid out on the mat! Kristen's | |
| fans are going mad! The scene here is electric! | |
| Oh no! Alex will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list | |
| now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Alex's Left eye. | |
| The winner is Kristen Stewart by KO (Punches) at 1:59 Round 4! | |
| Congratulations! | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 61/93 (66%) | |
| Kicks 13/15 (87%) | |
| Clinch strikes 3/5 (60%) | |
| Takedowns 3/4 (75%) | |
| GnP strikes 9/14 (64%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 11129,33 | |
| Clinch Damage 568,33 | |
| Ground Damage 1947 | |
| Time on the ground 195 s | |
| Statistics: Alexandra Paul | |
| Punches 9/33 (27%) | |
| Kicks 4/12 (33%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/6 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/0 (0%) | |
| Submissions 1/1 (100%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) | |
| Damage caused 542,85 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 205 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Alexandra Paul loses | |
| A dominating performance by Kristen who took her best game | |
| against Alex. I have no doubt Kristen will be gracing the cover | |
| of Total Knock Out in the near future. | |
| Alexandra Paul has had some absorbing moments tonight. She | |
| contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the | |
| venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then | |
| she should start to draw in even more fans. | |
| What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot | |
| chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a | |
| freaking cage! It's girls like Kristen and Alex that make the | |
| ticket price worth every cent. | |
| https://i.imgur.com/B8kWepy.jpg | |
| #Post#: 4999-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 17, 2022, 12:48 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #20 Michelle Trachtenberg | |
| It's obvious that the fans here favor Kristen tonight and why | |
| wouldn't they. She stands in the cage and runs her fingers | |
| through her ponytail while the crowd cheers her on. She smiles | |
| out at the crowd and waves to them and the crowd start chanting | |
| her name. | |
| Kristen Stewart plays with her ponytail and smiles at Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can | |
| win today. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg plays with her long auburn hair and smiles | |
| at Kristen Stewart with evil intent. It looks like she knows she | |
| can win today. | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Mitchie's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist. | |
| Kristen Stewart comes with a 6 fight winning streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The bell has rung and Michelle Trachtenberg is eyeing up Kristen | |
| Stewart to get this started. Mitchie's already taunting her | |
| opponent, "You ready for me, psycho? Just bring it, Kristen". | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! | |
| This kind of damage could stop the fight. Mitchie will need to | |
| dig deep to fight through this. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while | |
| Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering | |
| with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg chases Kristen Stewart and launches a few | |
| perfect strikes... | |
| Kristen ducks backwards and avoids them. | |
| Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a low kick. | |
| Ow! Hard blow to Mitchie's right thigh. I think that'll leave a | |
| nice purple bruise. It sure had some power behind it. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's one of those women capable of pounding | |
| you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and | |
| pound on your tits until they're black and blue. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while | |
| Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| Kristen seems staggered and Mitchie runs in to capitalize with a | |
| bunch of jabs and crosses. | |
| The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round | |
| A right hand from Kristen Stewart... | |
| It misses its target. | |
| Someone in the crowd has started a "Marry me, Kristen!" chant! | |
| Can't say I blame them, she looks amazing out there. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! | |
| Mitchie staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and | |
| nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat! | |
| Kristen misses a step and Mitchie sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| A low kick by Michelle Trachtenberg as she makes an effort to | |
| maintain her distance. | |
| Mitchie has missed with that move. That was far from landing. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg launches a hook towards the body of | |
| Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen moves aside looking for a counter...nice footwork. | |
| Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs | |
| are amazing to watch! | |
| Mitchie receives a hard blow on her left thigh! | |
| Shovel hook by Michelle Trachtenberg! | |
| That punch goes nowhere. What a wasted effort. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting | |
| out... | |
| Kristen blocks and steps away. | |
| Mitchie misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs | |
| are amazing to watch! | |
| Mitchie blocks, showing some great skill. | |
| The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She | |
| wants Mitchie on the mat. | |
| Mitchie won't budge! She's forcing Kristen to pull guard. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in closed guard over Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a few punches to Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg's cheek from the guard. | |
| Mitchie uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull | |
| forward. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in closed guard over Kristen. | |
| Hang on a second folks, it looks like Kristen Stewart is trying | |
| to inflict a crotch claw on Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Is the referee blind? Come on! That move isn't legal! Kristen | |
| has her hand between Mitchie's thighs and is grinning as she | |
| digs her fingers in. | |
| Looks like Dita Von Teese has seen that! | |
| Mitchie is in trouble here, she looks up at referee Dita Von | |
| Teese. Dita Von Teese is giving her a moment to steady herself. | |
| And now we can continue. | |
| Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the | |
| fight standing. The fans at the venue are cheering for the | |
| girls. | |
| The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg decides to launch some tentative | |
| punches... | |
| Mitchie takes the best of a brief punching exchange. | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Mitchie's connecting with a few punches. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg launches a low kick. | |
| It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with | |
| ease. | |
| Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts to cut off Michelle Trachtenberg with | |
| punches. | |
| Mitchie reels from the strikes. Nice hits! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg leans forwards and tries to grapple with | |
| Kristen Stewart. | |
| Mitchie shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Kristen. | |
| The two women now clinching and looking very hot. | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Brutal knees to Michelle Trachtenberg's face, followed by knees | |
| to the body. Kristen Stewart is looking to make her pay! | |
| Mitchie doesn't want to go down yet! She covers herself like a | |
| pro! | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's using her open palm and is trying to | |
| slap Kristen Stewart across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You | |
| think you can handle me?" | |
| Kristen cannot escape! Her cheek is turning red! | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Kristen Stewart grapples with Michelle Trachtenberg and tries an | |
| inner leg sweep. | |
| Mitchie falls hard on the mat with Kristen on top of her. The | |
| crowd love to see this sort of sexy action! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Mitchie. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg attempts to move to full guard. | |
| Mitchie manages to switch to full guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Mitchie. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. | |
| Mitchie succeeds. That's very nice work. | |
| The clock says 3:40 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries to move on the ground and shows | |
| Kristen Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Mitchie." Oh! | |
| A big elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Mitchie uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a | |
| very, very lucky escape for Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to better her position on the ground... | |
| Kristen breaks the guard of Mitchie and moves to half guard. | |
| That'll give Kristen the advantage here. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Deep breaths from Michelle Trachtenberg who tries a hammer punch | |
| to Kristen Stewart's chest. | |
| Kristen blocks those punches. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open Michelle Trachtenberg's guard. | |
| She's pushing her...trying to find an opening. | |
| Yes! Great bombs from the top by Kristen. Mitchie's unable to | |
| cover herself now! | |
| This isn't good for Mitchie! The American fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open up Michelle Trachtenberg with a | |
| few strikes using her right elbow... | |
| Some nice shots are landing. Mitchie's trying to block them with | |
| her hands, but it's still hurting her. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Kristen Stewart gets a good position on the ground... | |
| Mitchie holds Kristen's arms and counters her opponents punches. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is attempting to trap Kristen Stewart in | |
| her guard. | |
| Mitchie manages to switch to half guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes on Michelle Trachtenberg's leg and | |
| attempts to move to full mount. | |
| Mitchie wraps her long legs around Kristen while she holds her | |
| head and pulls on her hair...nice, but somewhat catty move. | |
| Kristen misses a step and Mitchie sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Deep breaths from Michelle Trachtenberg who tries a hammer punch | |
| to Kristen Stewart's chest. | |
| Kristen blocks those punches. | |
| The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Dita | |
| Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners. | |
| This round is clearly for Kristen. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and launches herself over Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg. | |
| Great move by Kristen! She pushes Mitchie under a troublesome | |
| thai clinch. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under | |
| Kristen Stewart's embrace and tries to move away. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes Michelle Trachtenberg forward and doesn't | |
| allow her to break the clinch. | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Sick uppercut from the clinch by Kristen Stewart! | |
| That one almost breaks Mitchie's chin! She's knocked down! | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart keeps her eyes fixed on Michelle Trachtenberg as | |
| she moves to create some space and allows Mitchie to stand up. | |
| Mitchie staggers back to her feet again. The 5' 8" fighter looks | |
| ready to go again. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's one of those women capable of pounding | |
| you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and | |
| pound on your tits until they're black and blue. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries a hook to the body! | |
| She hits Kristen's breasts hard! Oh my! Kristen will be wishing | |
| for a padded bra before this night is over. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries a hook to the body! | |
| Oh My! A crushing shot to Kristen Stewart's body! That one | |
| seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Kristen | |
| is holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while | |
| Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering | |
| with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. | |
| A bone shattering straight right hand from Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg! | |
| Kristen ducks under...sweat flicking from her ponytail. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Solid kick to the leg from Kristen Stewart. | |
| Mitchie checks it and positions herself. | |
| Brilliant combination from Kristen Stewart... | |
| Punches are landing...she's forcing Mitchie to try and defend | |
| better. | |
| The clock says 1:35 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a kick... | |
| Mitchie checks it and keeps her distance. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Mitchie. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart is not showing a great technique with that low | |
| kick... | |
| Mitchie is smart enough to block that one. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is holding Kristen Stewart's left leg. | |
| She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Kristen down... | |
| Kristen shows great balance while pushing away Mitchie. | |
| Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a hook. | |
| That hits its mark. BAM! "Take that, Mitchie! You sack of meat!" | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg launches a shot seen throughout the arena! | |
| Timely defense by Kristen, that punch was telegraphed by | |
| Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and launches herself over Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg. | |
| Nice move by Kristen who clinches and pushes Mitchie against the | |
| cage. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying | |
| to keep the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a few punches and advances toward Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg. She's trying to take her down with an advancing | |
| leg sweep! | |
| Mitchie loses her balance and falls hard on the mat. Ouch, she | |
| landed right on her ass! | |
| The clock says 2:25 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| The Raccoon fans are cheering Mitchie on as she tries to get | |
| back to her feet... | |
| She's up! A shake of her head to clear the cobwebs and Mitchie | |
| looks ready to continue the fight. | |
| Time for Mitchie to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, | |
| her beautiful breasts heaving as she readies herself. | |
| The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg moves forward and tries a Superman punch! | |
| She's committing everything with this kind of attack. | |
| Kristen dodges that by just moving aside. Mitchie has created a | |
| big hole that Kristen could use now! | |
| Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a nice one-two combination. | |
| She scores! Oh, impressive indeed! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg fakes a punch and launches herself over | |
| Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Mitchie and | |
| pushes her away. | |
| The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round | |
| An overhand right from Michelle Trachtenberg that looks like | |
| it's capable of destroying a brick wall! | |
| Kristen moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the | |
| punch. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| A furious flurry of punches from Kristen Stewart! | |
| She puts Mitchie in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over | |
| and over again. I think Mitchie just pissed her panties in fear! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg chases Kristen Stewart and launches a few | |
| perfect strikes... | |
| Here we go! Kristen steps backwards when those punches connect | |
| with her face. | |
| That looks like it hurts! Kristen's Right cheek isn't looking | |
| the best. She's taken some damage there. | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a combo... | |
| Mitchie punches back but nobody connects. | |
| A bone shattering straight left hand from Michelle Trachtenberg! | |
| Kristen ducks under...that one was too close! | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. | |
| The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round | |
| High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing! | |
| It connects! Mitchie seems to be done! | |
| The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg jumps back and jabs. | |
| That one hits, but Mitchie seems unaffected. She's countering | |
| with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. | |
| Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| Mitchie deflects it and she looks to counter attack. She's | |
| always looking for an opening. | |
| Mitchie tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is swinging for the fences! | |
| Kristen back pedals and creates some space. | |
| Incredible high kick from Michelle Trachtenberg! | |
| Kristen deflects and sidesteps. Such grace! I love it! | |
| Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a rapid series of punches... | |
| She's taking Mitchie from one end of the cage to the other. | |
| That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! | |
| The clock says 4:25 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart fires a series of low kicks. | |
| All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from | |
| Kristen. | |
| Mitchie steps backwards away from Kristen. She seems to be | |
| cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I | |
| just hope she has the fitness to continue. | |
| The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries to take the action to her favourite | |
| field as she tries to grapple. | |
| Great move by Mitchie as she pushes Kristen forward with double | |
| underhooks. | |
| Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart's launching some bone breaking punches to | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's ribs and chest while in the clinch. | |
| Wow. You can see the pain in Mitchie's eyes. Tears are streaming | |
| down her face. | |
| BANG! That shot was right onto Michelle Trachtenberg's beautiful | |
| tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes | |
| and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg circles out and slips free of Kristen | |
| Stewart's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position. | |
| Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the | |
| round is over. | |
| This round is clearly for Kristen. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 3 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Nice punch by Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| That nearly tags Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a hook to the body. | |
| Bang! Mitchie stops that one with her ribs! Her breasts seemed | |
| to lift right up under that punch. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg throws a hook. | |
| Mitchie fails to land it. | |
| Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick... | |
| Mitchie avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a | |
| cat! A pussy cat! | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Mitchie's connecting with a few punches. | |
| This isn't good for Kristen! The American fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg throws a low kick with her toned leg. | |
| Kristen blocks with ease, she's laughing at Mitchie! Talk about | |
| arrogance. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg looks for angles as she throws a few jabs | |
| that are countered by Kristen Stewart's punches. | |
| Mitchie is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg looks for angles as she throws a few jabs | |
| that are countered by Kristen Stewart's punches. | |
| Kristen is on the receiving end of a great combo by Mitchie. | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 3 round | |
| Shovel hook by Michelle Trachtenberg! | |
| She tags Kristen! That was brutal. | |
| Kristen stumbles back into the cage. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She | |
| wants Mitchie on the mat. | |
| Mitchie won't budge! She's forcing Kristen to pull guard. | |
| The clock says 1:40 in the 3 round | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in closed guard over Kristen. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries to pass Kristen Stewart's guard... | |
| Mitchie manages to get her toned leg free and moves to half | |
| guard. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in half guard over Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg's ribs with a couple of big punches from the guard. | |
| Mitchie blocks the hits as she works on the ground. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Kristen. Mitchie looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg positions herself and launches a barrage | |
| of punches. | |
| Kristen covers herself well. Protecting herself against Mitchie. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in half guard over Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts to move to full guard. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg keeps good control and remains in half | |
| guard. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in half guard over Kristen. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg pushes on Kristen Stewart's leg and | |
| attempts to move to full mount. | |
| Solid move by Mitchie, shes now in full mount. Looks like | |
| Kristen is in trouble now. | |
| The clock says 2:30 in the 3 round | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in full mount over Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen Stewart works on the ground with her fingers over | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's face. | |
| Kristen seems to have encountered an eye! What a classless move! | |
| I'll be crossing Kristen off my Christmas list! | |
| Is she blind? Dita Von Teese didn't see that foul. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is in full mount over Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to roll on the ground. | |
| She makes a reversal! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Michelle Trachtenberg | |
| tries to roll on the ground. | |
| Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Mitchie. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart aggressively and repeatedly punches Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg. | |
| Good job by Mitchie, blocking and slipping away from the blows. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Michelle Trachtenberg | |
| tries to roll on the ground. | |
| Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart hovers above Michelle Trachtenberg... | |
| Mitchie stops her from throwing strikes. Solid defense here from | |
| Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| Mitchie attempts to cover herself and blocks those elbows. | |
| Kristen misses a step and Mitchie sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Michelle Trachtenberg | |
| tries to roll on the ground. | |
| Nice reversal! Mitchie's now in full mount over Kristen. | |
| Dita Von Teese stands the fighters up due to a lack of activity. | |
| Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. | |
| Mitchie is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Kristen runs her | |
| fingers through her ponytail. | |
| The clock says 3:15 in the 3 round | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire | |
| a big right hand to the chin! | |
| Mitchie's defense muffles the blows. A narrow escape there! | |
| A furious flurry of punches from Kristen Stewart! | |
| She puts Mitchie in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over | |
| and over again. I think Mitchie just pissed her panties in fear! | |
| Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Mitchie's Nose. | |
| Kristen Stewart is swinging for the fences! | |
| BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Mitchie's jaw! | |
| The clock says 3:45 in the 3 round | |
| Mitchie moves forward. It looks like she's hunting for a hole in | |
| her opponent's defense. | |
| Solid low kick from Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kristen if she can | |
| keep going after receiving that. | |
| Kristen takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| The clock says 4:05 in the 3 round | |
| Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg jumps back and jabs. | |
| Mitchie seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a | |
| bunch of jabs and crosses. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick... | |
| Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It | |
| connects! Mitchie is in trouble! Big trouble! | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Kristen's connecting with a few punches. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a low kick. | |
| Damn! That smacked right onto Mitchie's knee! | |
| Hyper-extension of the leg. Mitchie has been injured. I've seen | |
| this a millions times, folks. | |
| Bone shattering straight right hand from Michelle Trachtenberg! | |
| Kristen ducks under that punch, her hair flying around. | |
| Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing! | |
| She misses narrowly! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg moves aside and launches a furious low | |
| kick! | |
| Kristen checks the kick. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters | |
| legs are amazing to watch! | |
| Mitchie receives a hard blow on her right leg! | |
| Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes. | |
| Oh! The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Dita Von | |
| Teese is forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to | |
| their corners. | |
| I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for | |
| Kristen. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 4 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick! | |
| What a vicious high kick, Kristen has legs that can kill! She | |
| almost took Mitchie's head off with that one! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg launches a furious hook! | |
| Kristen ducks under and pushes Mitchie, she's creating some | |
| space. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward looking for some action. | |
| She surprises Mitchie with double overhooks! | |
| The clock says 0:45 in the 4 round | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while | |
| Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| Mitchie seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a | |
| bunch of jabs and crosses. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg charges at Kristen Stewart throwing | |
| flurries left and right. | |
| Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge | |
| shots! Kristen is rocked! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg throws a combo... | |
| Kristen ducks under and catches her with a counter! Mitchie | |
| swings again! And she's countered once more! Mitchie is looking | |
| bad here! | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire | |
| a big right hand to the chin! | |
| The strikes hit home! Mitchie is going to go down! She's hurt | |
| badly...the crowd are on their feet! | |
| Mitchie has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is | |
| bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. | |
| Incredible high kick from Kristen Stewart! | |
| What an impact. Mitchie is dazed and worried! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could | |
| be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Stewart! | |
| Ow, ow, ow! Mitchie's going to have the worst headache after | |
| that blow! | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be | |
| having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes | |
| and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg tries to take the action to her favourite | |
| field as she tries to grapple. | |
| Kristen swings and Mitchie has to retreat. Nice avoiding that | |
| grapple, Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two | |
| combo. | |
| Those punches are landing on Mitchie's face. She can feel them, | |
| for sure. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg and Kristen Stewart engage in a wild | |
| exchange of punches! | |
| Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few | |
| blows. | |
| You can see Michelle Trachtenberg's blood making stains in the | |
| mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her long auburn | |
| hair. Mitchie has a worried and pained look on her face, | |
| everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart is showing excellent timing. She blasts Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg with a right hand. | |
| Great hook by Kristen! Mitchie is caught off balance and slips | |
| to the ground in pain! | |
| Oh no! Mitchie will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Forehead has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| The clock says 2:40 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay | |
| the fuck down, Mitchie." Kristen Stewart is measuring her up, | |
| she's in position to drop a knee to her gut... | |
| Kristen has dropped her knee right into Mitchie's belly! That's | |
| pushed the wind right out of her and Mitchie is gasping for | |
| breath. Kristen gets back to her feet...is she going to do that | |
| move again? | |
| The clock says 2:50 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could | |
| be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg could be taken advantage of here. She's on | |
| her back and Kristen Stewart makes her move...leaping into the | |
| air and trying for a brutal looking legdrop. | |
| Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Kristen has | |
| squashed Mitchie. That's got to hurt like a bitch! | |
| Ow! A thumping hit to Michelle Trachtenberg's chest! Her firm B | |
| cup breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised | |
| and black by morning. | |
| The clock says 3:00 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could | |
| be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Mitchie tries to stand up! | |
| Kristen doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Mitchie! Where you | |
| belong!" | |
| The clock says 3:10 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a kick to Michelle Trachtenberg's | |
| thigh... | |
| BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Mitchie is in serious | |
| pain! | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Mitchie should never have stepped into the cage with Kristen. | |
| She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Raccoon. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has | |
| really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mitchie is even thinking of | |
| fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a kick to Michelle Trachtenberg's | |
| thigh... | |
| BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Mitchie is in serious | |
| pain! | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg could be taken advantage of here. She's on | |
| her back and Kristen Stewart makes her move...leaping into the | |
| air and trying for a brutal looking legdrop. | |
| Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Kristen has | |
| squashed Mitchie. That's got to hurt like a bitch! | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be | |
| having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes | |
| and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is on her back..Kristen Stewart is | |
| measuring her for an elbow drop... | |
| WHAM! Kristen has just driven her elbow directly into the chest | |
| of her opponent! Mitchie is hurting bad! | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Kristen Stewart gives Michelle Trachtenberg enough space to | |
| stand back up. "Come on you American bitch, get up! I want to | |
| knock you down again!" | |
| Mitchie is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her long | |
| auburn hair off her face and steadies herself. | |
| The clock says 4:00 in the 4 round | |
| Kristen seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the | |
| initiative to her opponent. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could | |
| be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Pulverizing punch to Michelle Trachtenberg's head from Kristen | |
| Stewart! | |
| Ouch, that had to hurt! | |
| Kristen has opened up Mitchie! It looks like blood is starting | |
| to flow from Mitchie's Left cheek. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Brutal combination from Michelle Trachtenberg! | |
| Kristen moves aside and dodges. She refuses to be hit with that | |
| exchange. | |
| Solid kick to the leg from Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Kristen checks it and positions herself. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Mitchie. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... | |
| Mitchie blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have | |
| hurt! | |
| Mitchie takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| A right hand from Kristen Stewart... | |
| Yes! She makes Mitchie stumble back! | |
| Kristen steps backwards away from Mitchie. She seems to be | |
| cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I | |
| just hope she has the fitness to continue. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg avoids a dangerous strike from Kristen | |
| Stewart... | |
| Mitchie fends her off with feel-out punches. | |
| Referee Dita Von Teese stops the action and is having to yell at | |
| the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over. | |
| This round is clearly for Kristen. | |
| It seems that the cutman has some work to do with Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 5 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has | |
| really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mitchie is even thinking of | |
| fighting on. | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could | |
| be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg throws a looping left hand... | |
| Kristen moves aside and dodges. | |
| Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward looking for some action. | |
| She surprises Mitchie with double overhooks! | |
| Kristen Stewart leans forwards and tries to grapple with | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| Kristen shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Mitchie. | |
| The two women now clinching and looking very hot. | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying | |
| to keep the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Michelle Trachtenberg. | |
| The clock says 0:50 in the 5 round | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes away Michelle Trachtenberg, she's trying | |
| to keep the fight at striking range. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg stumbles backwards and Kristen Stewart | |
| circles to get the center of the cage. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be | |
| having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes | |
| and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair. | |
| A left hook from Kristen Stewart. | |
| It just grazes the chin of Mitchie. | |
| Mitchie circles around Kristen... | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be | |
| having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes | |
| and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair. | |
| A right hand from Michelle Trachtenberg... | |
| It misses its target. | |
| Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! | |
| Mitchie blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her | |
| cheek! She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time | |
| for Kristen to press her advantage! | |
| Oh no! Mitchie will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 5 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay | |
| the fuck down, Mitchie." Kristen Stewart is measuring her up, | |
| she's in position to drop a knee to her gut... | |
| Kristen has dropped her knee right into Mitchie's belly! That's | |
| pushed the wind right out of her and Mitchie is gasping for | |
| breath. Kristen gets back to her feet...is she going to do that | |
| move again? | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has | |
| really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mitchie is even thinking of | |
| fighting on. | |
| It looks like Mitchie is having trouble getting to her feet, | |
| Kristen's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves | |
| towards Mitchie's head and has an evil glint in her eyes... | |
| Kristen is standing on Mitchie's hair! Mitchie is writhing in | |
| pain, but she can't escape. Kristen has grabbed her hands and is | |
| pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Mitchie's back is arched | |
| and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by | |
| the roots! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Mitchie's Forehead is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back. | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be | |
| having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes | |
| and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves back and yells, "Get up, Mitchie! Get your | |
| sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Michelle | |
| Trachtenberg slowly gets back to her feet. | |
| Mitchie is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her long | |
| auburn hair off her face and steadies herself. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick! | |
| What a vicious high kick, Kristen has legs that can kill! She | |
| almost took Mitchie's head off with that one! | |
| Dita Von Teese has seen enough! This fight is over! Mitchie was | |
| not intelligently defending herself! | |
| It's going to be hard for Mitchie to look at herself in a mirror | |
| tomorrow. Her Left cheek is swelling up big time. | |
| It's a win for the American fighter, Kristen Stewart. At 1:58 | |
| Round 5, the win coming via TKO (Head kick). | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 83/118 (70%) | |
| Kicks 19/29 (66%) | |
| Clinch strikes 6/12 (50%) | |
| Takedowns 0/3 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 6/32 (19%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%) | |
| Damage caused 5422,19 | |
| Clinch Damage 233,06 | |
| Ground Damage 47 | |
| Time on the ground 208 s | |
| Statistics: Michelle Trachtenberg | |
| Punches 40/91 (44%) | |
| Kicks 1/8 (12%) | |
| Clinch strikes 3/5 (60%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/6 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 1/2 (50%) | |
| Damage caused 1069,83 | |
| Clinch Damage 108,33 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 333 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Michelle Trachtenberg loses | |
| Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Kristen. This | |
| woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows | |
| exactly what she's doing in the cage. | |
| Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Mittie. This | |
| woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows | |
| exactly what she's doing in the cage. | |
| MMA Internet sites are about to explode! What an awesome fight, | |
| watching Kristen and Mitchie going at it hard in a cage is the | |
| kind of entertainment that I love! | |
| https://i.imgur.com/57neNcJ.jpg | |
| #Post#: 5005-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 17, 2022, 11:04 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #19 Kate Middleton | |
| The fans are chanting, "Kristen! Kristen! Kick Kate's ass!" | |
| They're 100% amped and on fire for their fighter tonight. If | |
| they doesn't motivate her, nothing will. | |
| Kristen Stewart looks calm in her corner. The American fighter | |
| looks convinced of her abilities. "Let's get fight started, | |
| Kate. I have other places to be..." | |
| Kate Middleton appears calm in her corner. This skilled English | |
| fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! Let's go!" | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Kate is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll | |
| have to do her best to score a win. | |
| Kristen Stewart comes with a 7 fight winning streak. | |
| The referee of the bout is Toccara Jones. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The bell announces the first round! Let's get this fight | |
| underway! | |
| The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round | |
| High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing! | |
| It connects! Kate seems to be done! | |
| You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kristen Stewart can | |
| end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to | |
| pound Kate Middleton into mincemeat. | |
| An inside leg kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| It lands on Kate's inner thigh with a loud smack. | |
| Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Kate's leg. It | |
| looks like she's hyper-extended it. | |
| The clock says 0:30 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart fires a series of low kicks. | |
| My God! Kristen is punishing Kate's legs repeatedly! Those kicks | |
| are like lightning. | |
| Kristen circles around Kate... | |
| A body kick attempt by Kristen Stewart... | |
| It just grazes Kristen. Looks like that didn't even phase her. | |
| The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round | |
| Kate Middleton throws a punch. | |
| It's deflected. Nice D from Kristen. | |
| The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round | |
| Kate closes the distance with her opponent. She's definitely | |
| wanting some action and looking for a chance to land a hit. | |
| There's a low kick by Kate Middleton, helping to maintain her | |
| distance. | |
| Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| An overhand right from Kristen Stewart that looks like it's | |
| capable of destroying a brick wall! | |
| Kate moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the | |
| punch. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts to get inside Kate Middleton... | |
| Kate misses with a low kick. | |
| Kate Middleton grabs Kristen by the waist and tries to take the | |
| fight to the ground! | |
| Kristen is wriggling around...Kate is unable to take her down. | |
| The clock says 1:35 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a solid middle kick. | |
| Oh no! It wrenches Kate right under the breasts! Pushing her | |
| back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top! | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a nasty knee. | |
| Oh My! A crushing shot to Kate Middleton's body! That one seemed | |
| to double her over and push the wind out of her. Kate is holding | |
| her side and she looks very uncomfortable. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick... | |
| Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It | |
| connects! Kate is in trouble! Big trouble! | |
| Brilliant combination from Kate Middleton... | |
| Kristen's shows some dodging skills by avoiding those punches. | |
| Kristen Stewart jumps over Kate and tries to grapple. | |
| Kristen pushes Kate against the cage in a plum position! | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Kristen Stewart grapples with Kate Middleton and tries an inner | |
| leg sweep. | |
| Kate falls hard on the mat with Kristen on top of her. The crowd | |
| love to see this sort of sexy action! | |
| A very hard blow to Kate Middleton's mid-section. That hit her | |
| with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see | |
| her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying. | |
| The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a few fake punches as she tries to | |
| escape! | |
| Kate rolls over herself and stands up while Kristen rolls on her | |
| back. | |
| Toccara Jones halts the fight to ensure both fighters are | |
| standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and | |
| Toccara Jones giving the signal to engage. | |
| Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can | |
| hear how the people agree with that decision. Kate and Kristen | |
| glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. | |
| Kate Middleton is swinging for the fences! | |
| Kristen back pedals and creates some space. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire | |
| a big right hand to the chin! | |
| The strikes hit home! Kate is going to go down! She's hurt | |
| badly...the crowd are on their feet! | |
| Kate Middleton's measuring Kristen Stewart with her jab. | |
| Good accuracy on the part of Kate. Those jabs are well delivered | |
| and on target. | |
| Oh no! Kristen will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kate has inflicted a small cut on Kristen's Right eye. There's | |
| some blood coming from that wound. | |
| Quick hook by Kate Middleton. | |
| It glances off Kristen's arms. | |
| A high kick from Kate Middleton, her toned leg shooting out | |
| towards Kristen Stewart's head. | |
| The kick falls short of the mark. | |
| Kate misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a hook to the body. | |
| Bang! Kate stops that one with her ribs! Her breasts seemed to | |
| lift right up under that punch. | |
| A qucik left cross from Kristen. | |
| Ow! A thumping hit to Kate Middleton's chest! Her firm B cup | |
| breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and | |
| black by morning. | |
| Solid kick to the leg from Kristen Stewart. | |
| Oh man! That visibly pains Kate. Tears may be welling in her | |
| eyes! | |
| Kate has hyper-extended her right leg! Such a common injury in | |
| this day and age. | |
| Kate is limping clearly favoring her left leg. | |
| Kate steps backwards away from Kristen. She seems to be cooling | |
| down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope | |
| she has the fitness to continue. | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a combo... | |
| Kate punches back but nobody connects. | |
| Kate takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| Kate Middleton's looking to close the range with Kristen Stewart | |
| and tries to grapple... | |
| Kristen doesn't want anything to do with this as she moves | |
| backwards. | |
| The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round | |
| A high kick from Kate Middleton, her smooth leg shooting out. | |
| Terrible attempt! She misses badly. Kate slips and falls! | |
| Kristen's laughing at her! | |
| Kristen is standing while Kate is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kate doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She | |
| tries to get back on her feet. | |
| She can't do it! Kristen keeps her on the canvas. | |
| Kristen is standing while Kate is on the ground on her back. | |
| The effort shows as Kate tries to get back to her feet. | |
| "Where do you think you're going, Kate?" Oh, there's a nasty | |
| shove from Kristen and Kate stays on the mat. | |
| The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen is standing while Kate is on the ground on her back. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves back and yells, "Get up, Kate! Get your | |
| sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Kate Middleton | |
| slowly gets back to her feet. | |
| OK folks, Kate is back on her feet and ready to continue | |
| fighting. The Raccoon combatant will not be wanting to hit the | |
| canvas again. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two | |
| combo. | |
| Those punches are landing on Kate's face. She can feel them, for | |
| sure. | |
| Kristen has opened up Kate! It looks like blood is starting to | |
| flow from Kate's Mouth. | |
| Kate Middleton just won't stop and continues to rain punches! | |
| Kristen quickly defends. Just in time! | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a looping right hand... | |
| That lands on Kate's chin! That stops Kate in her tracks! | |
| Oh no! Kate will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list | |
| now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them | |
| as the buzzer sounds. Toccara Jones better be careful or she may | |
| get in the way of a punch or kick! | |
| Kristen is the winner of this round. She raises her fist in the | |
| air and the crowd respond with cheers. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Kristen Stewart jumps over Kate and tries to grapple. | |
| Kristen pushes Kate against the cage in a plum position! | |
| Kate Middleton doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen | |
| Stewart's embrace and tries to move away. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes Kate Middleton forward and doesn't allow | |
| her to break the clinch. | |
| The clock says 0:20 in the 2 round | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Kate Middleton launches a furious knee! | |
| Bang! It clearly hits Kristen's crotch! Holy Mother of God that | |
| must have hurt. | |
| Toccara Jones didn't see that! Give her some glasses! | |
| Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a knee while holding Kate Middleton in | |
| double underhooks... | |
| That knee hits Kate in the crotch and Kristen's laughing! "Take | |
| that you stuck up slut!" | |
| Kate Middleton's looking to close the range with Kristen Stewart | |
| and tries to grapple... | |
| Kristen doesn't want anything to do with this as she moves | |
| backwards. | |
| It's not a desirable position that Kate Middleton is in now. | |
| Kristen Stewart's well known for her strong and relentless GnP. | |
| She's beaten a lot of girls to a bloody pulp in this position. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown! | |
| Kate didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kate Middleton launches a few weak punches. | |
| Kristen blocks them effectively. Kate needs to get more steam | |
| behind those hits. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open Kate Middleton's guard. She's | |
| pushing her...trying to find an opening. | |
| Yes! Great bombs from the top by Kristen. Kate's unable to cover | |
| herself now! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and | |
| pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows. | |
| One, two, three! Kate's being punished here! | |
| Kate's Right eye is bruised after the punishment she's received! | |
| She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kate is trying to get back onto her feet. | |
| Oh! There's a push from Kristen and Kate is still on the canvas. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Kate Middleton's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kate tries to stand up! | |
| Kristen doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Kate! Where you | |
| belong!" | |
| The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not | |
| much action on the ground. The crowd appreciate her getting | |
| these girls back to their feet. | |
| Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can | |
| hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and Kate | |
| glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight. | |
| Kate takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts to get inside Kate Middleton... | |
| Kate misses with a low kick. | |
| Kate gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take advantage... | |
| Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kate if she can keep | |
| going after receiving that. | |
| Hyper-extension of the leg. Kate has been injured. I've seen | |
| this a millions times, folks. | |
| Kate Middleton launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs | |
| are amazing to watch! | |
| Kristen blocks, showing some great skill. | |
| Kate should never have stepped into the cage with Kristen. She's | |
| outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Raccoon. | |
| Kate pushes Kristen and moves away from her. She seems to be | |
| recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in | |
| the air. | |
| The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round | |
| Kate Middleton launches a kick... | |
| Kristen avoids it and lands flush with a counter hook! Kate | |
| never saw that coming! | |
| This isn't good for Kate! The English fighter is in pain and | |
| spilling a lot of blood. | |
| You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kate Middleton can | |
| end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to | |
| pound Kristen Stewart into mincemeat. | |
| High kick from Kate Middleton! Her legs look amazing! | |
| She misses narrowly! | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Kristen Stewart just won't stop and continues to rain punches! | |
| Kate may be in trouble! She's getting seriously hurt here! | |
| Kate Middleton attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That | |
| looks to have dazzled Kate, she's in a world of hurt now! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Kate's Left eye is beginning to swell. But | |
| it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going | |
| to keep fighting. | |
| Kate has a small cut on her Left eye. Blood's starting to seep | |
| from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the | |
| fight. | |
| Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target | |
| for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end! | |
| The clock says 3:25 in the 2 round | |
| It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent! | |
| The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Kate Middleton's | |
| outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie! | |
| "Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Kate is squealing! Kristen has a firm | |
| grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard | |
| bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie! | |
| Ow! A thumping hit to Kate Middleton's chest! Her firm B cup | |
| breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and | |
| black by morning. | |
| Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target | |
| for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end! | |
| High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing! | |
| It connects! Kate seems to be done! | |
| Kristen has punished Kate, the English fighter is struggling to | |
| stay in the fight. | |
| Kate Middleton lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs | |
| are amazing to watch! | |
| Kristen Stewart blocks the kick. Nice defending. | |
| Kristen seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the | |
| initiative to her opponent. | |
| Kristen Stewart wants this win. She unleashes a mighty kick. | |
| Brutal high kick to Kate! The crowd are screaming "Holy Shit! | |
| Holy Shit!" | |
| The clock says 4:15 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart grabs Kate by the waist and tries to take the | |
| fight to the ground! | |
| The fighters are struggling...Kate is going to get free...No! | |
| Great takedown by Kristen! That's strength and skill. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Kate Middleton's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to pass to half guard... | |
| Kate can't prevent her Kristen from passing. Kristen now looks | |
| to work from half guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate. | |
| Kate Middleton attempts to move to full guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart keeps good control and remains in half guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate. | |
| Kate Middleton attempts to move to full guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart keeps good control and remains in half guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate. | |
| Kate Middleton is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Kate is even thinking of fighting on. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes some punches... | |
| Kristen moves in and BAM! She lands a big punch to Kate's face! | |
| Kate has a small cut on her Forehead. Blood's starting to seep | |
| from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the | |
| fight. | |
| Toccara Jones tells the fighters to go to their corners as the | |
| round is over. | |
| I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for | |
| Kristen. | |
| It seems that the cutman has some work to do with Kate | |
| Middleton. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 3 | |
| ========================================= | |
| You can see Kate Middleton's blood making stains in the mat. She | |
| flicks her head back, there's blood in her long brown hair. Kate | |
| has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching | |
| here can tell she's in trouble. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook! | |
| Kate blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek! | |
| She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat! | |
| Oh no! Kate will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list | |
| now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kate has a small cut on her Right cheek. Blood's starting to | |
| seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to | |
| end the fight. | |
| Referee Toccara Jones puts up her hands to stop the fight. She | |
| waits until both women are standing...and now she signals for | |
| them to continue. | |
| Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target | |
| for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end! | |
| Kate Middleton's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her long brown hair. | |
| Kate Middleton is in trouble here, she appears to be dazed and | |
| confused. Kristen Stewart is looking to add some insult to | |
| injury, she's making a grab for Kate's clothes. | |
| Kristen has a fistful of Kate's outfit is trying to rip it off | |
| her! She's pulling at her top and has Kate staggering! We can | |
| all hear the sound of material giving way! The seams in Kate's | |
| clothes are digging into her skin and Kristen flings her to the | |
| mat. | |
| Ow! A thumping hit to Kate Middleton's chest! Her firm B cup | |
| breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and | |
| black by morning. | |
| Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target | |
| for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end! | |
| We're at 0:29 Round 3. This crowd is behind Kristen and with | |
| good reason, she looks a million dollars. | |
| Kate Middleton's face is covered in blood. She may be having | |
| problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then | |
| runs her bloodied fingers through her long brown hair. | |
| High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing! | |
| It connects! Kate seems to be done! | |
| Kate hits the ground hard! That crushing blow from Kristen has | |
| left Kate unconscious! What a finish by Kristen! The crowd are | |
| chanting her name! | |
| Kate has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is | |
| bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound. | |
| A KO (High kick) win at 0:40 Round 3 for Kristen Stewart. | |
| Excellent work. | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 15/20 (75%) | |
| Kicks 15/15 (100%) | |
| Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%) | |
| Takedowns 2/2 (100%) | |
| GnP strikes 8/10 (80%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 6689,51 | |
| Clinch Damage 82,05 | |
| Ground Damage 381,81 | |
| Time on the ground 108 s | |
| Statistics: Kate Middleton | |
| Punches 2/17 (12%) | |
| Kicks 0/10 (0%) | |
| Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%) | |
| Takedowns 0/1 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/3 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 41,92 | |
| Clinch Damage 31,25 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 133 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Kate Middleton loses | |
| There's no doubt that Kristen is not only a hot babe, but she | |
| can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of | |
| what this competition is all about. | |
| Kate Middleton has had some absorbing moments tonight. She | |
| contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the | |
| venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then | |
| she should start to draw in even more fans. | |
| Raccoon and Badass Barbies should pay Kate and Kristen extra | |
| just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit | |
| bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have | |
| it all. 'Nuff said. | |
| https://i.imgur.com/8OcHe9q.jpg | |
| #Post#: 5008-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 18, 2022, 12:23 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #18 Lindsey Morgan | |
| It's obvious that the fans here favor Kristen tonight. She | |
| stands in the cage and runs her fingers through her ponytail. | |
| She smiles out at the crowd and waves to them. | |
| Kristen Stewart appears calm in her corner. This skilled | |
| American fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! | |
| Let's go!" | |
| That's a ferocious stare down by Lindsey Morgan while Dita Von | |
| Teese recites the rules. If looks could kill Kristen Stewart | |
| would already be on her back. | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Lindsey is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll | |
| have to do her best to score a win. | |
| [font=Verdana]Kristen Stewart comes with a 8 fight winning | |
| streak.[/font] | |
| The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The bell rings and round one is underway. Kristen's making an | |
| early statement by flipping Lindsey the finger! I hope that | |
| gesture doesn't bite her in the ass. | |
| Lindsey Morgan throws a lazy kick... | |
| Kristen dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to | |
| orbit! Lindsey is going to be nailed every time if she plays | |
| that game. | |
| This isn't good for Lindsey! She is in pain and spilling a lot | |
| of blood. | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Both fighters are missing terribly. The crowd don't like this! | |
| Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick! | |
| Hard blow to Lindsey's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. | |
| Kristen fakes a move and moves laterally. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She | |
| wants Lindsey on the mat. | |
| Lindsey goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's | |
| in trouble now. | |
| The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Lindsey." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Lindsey uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a | |
| very, very lucky escape for Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Lindsey Morgan's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Lindsey Morgan is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Lindsey. "No **** way, | |
| Lindsey...(grunt)" | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Lindsey Morgan's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Lindsey Morgan is trying to close her guard around Kristen | |
| Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..." | |
| Kristen defends herself well and stops Lindsey. "No **** way, | |
| Lindsey...(grunt)" | |
| The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open up Lindsey Morgan's defense by | |
| faking a few punches. | |
| Lindsey wraps her arms around Kristen's arms and counters the | |
| punches. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Lindsey Morgan's | |
| trying to close her guard around her. | |
| Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves on the ground... | |
| ... and she moves to side mount. | |
| The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes some punches... | |
| Kristen moves in and BAM! She lands a big punch to Lindsey's | |
| face! | |
| That looks like it hurts! Lindsey's Left cheek isn't looking the | |
| best. She's taken some damage there. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Kristen Stewart positions herself and launches a barrage of | |
| punches. | |
| Kristen's in full mount and her punches are hitting hard at | |
| Lindsey's breasts. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen | |
| Stewart in her guard... | |
| Kristen rolls her over and takes her back! Kristen is pressing | |
| Lindsey's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet | |
| Lindsey's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her | |
| breasts. | |
| The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to get a hook in! | |
| Things get worse for Lindsey! Kristen has one hook in and keeps | |
| working! | |
| Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey with one hook in. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open up Lindsey Morgan with a few | |
| strikes using her right elbow... | |
| Some nice shots are landing. Lindsey's trying to block them with | |
| her hands, but it's still hurting her. | |
| The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey with one hook in. | |
| Lindsey Morgan's trying to escape from the rear mount. | |
| Lindsey tries to use some of her tricky moves, but Kristen | |
| Stewart's smart enough to counter her. | |
| Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey with one hook in. | |
| Lindsey breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down | |
| huge mouthfuls of oxygen. | |
| Dita Von Teese has seen enough passivity on the ground and | |
| stands up the fighters, "Come on ladies. This is a fight not a | |
| slumber party!" | |
| Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath. | |
| Kristen is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Lindsey runs her | |
| fingers through her hair. | |
| Kristen Stewart fakes a move and launches a kick right towards | |
| Lindsey Morgan's chest! | |
| Slam! That almost popped Lindsey's breasts right out of her top! | |
| Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow. | |
| The clock says 3:45 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen pushes Lindsey and moves away from her. She seems to be | |
| recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in | |
| the air. | |
| Crisp uppercut by Kristen Stewart followed by a hard jab... | |
| Connecting with Lindsey and making her stumble back. Those hits | |
| are taking their toll. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a low kick. | |
| Damn! That smacked right onto Lindsey's knee! | |
| Hyper-extension of the leg. Lindsey has been injured. I've seen | |
| this a millions times, folks. | |
| Brutal-looking high kick from Lindsey Morgan! Look out Kristen | |
| Stewart! | |
| Kristen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one? | |
| Lindsey clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a rapid series of punches... | |
| She's taking Lindsey from one end of the cage to the other. | |
| That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Lindsey's Right cheek is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| Kristen Stewart wants to take the advantage of this fight and | |
| she tries to clinch with Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Kristen moves forward and holds Lindsey, their breasts pressing | |
| against each other. | |
| Lindsey Morgan doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen | |
| Stewart's embrace and tries to move away. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes Lindsey Morgan forward and doesn't allow | |
| her to break the clinch. | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to shrug her way out of the clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's | |
| pummeled through and managed to retain her position. | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| The referee has to watch this...Lindsey Morgan is using the | |
| clinch to try and choke out Kristen Stewart... | |
| Kristen manages to block that choking attempt. She glares at | |
| referee Dita Von Teese, "Are you watching this fight? That **** | |
| just tried to choke me!" Dita Von Teese shakes her head and then | |
| motions the two women to engage. | |
| Dita Von Teese steps in to break up the clinch. She forces the | |
| two fighters apart, "Enough cuddle time, ladies. Let's see some | |
| action." | |
| The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them | |
| as the buzzer sounds. Dita Von Teese better be careful or she | |
| may get in the way of a punch or kick! | |
| I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for | |
| Kristen. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a kick... | |
| Lindsey checks it and keeps her distance. | |
| Kristen seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of | |
| gas in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come | |
| on, come on. Let's get this done!" | |
| The two ladies exchange punches wildly. | |
| Kristen's connecting with a few punches. | |
| Solid low kick from Lindsey Morgan. | |
| For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kristen if she can | |
| keep going after receiving that. | |
| The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round | |
| A high kick from Lindsey Morgan, her smooth leg shooting out. | |
| It glances off Kristen. That looked impressive, but really | |
| failed to connect. | |
| BANG! That shot was right onto Kristen Stewart's beautiful ****! | |
| It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and | |
| she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms. | |
| The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round | |
| Lindsey Morgan attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That | |
| looks to have dazzled Lindsey, she's in a world of hurt now! | |
| This isn't good for Lindsey! She is in pain and spilling a lot | |
| of blood. | |
| Lindsey Morgan decides to launch some tentative punches... | |
| Kristen launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Lindsey | |
| with a stiff cross! Solid exchange! | |
| What a terribly one sided match...Lindsey wasn't ready to fight | |
| a fighter of Kristen's caliber. | |
| Lindsey Morgan just won't stop and continues to rain punches! | |
| Kristen quickly defends. Just in time! | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart grabs Lindsey by the waist and tries to take the | |
| fight to the ground! | |
| The fighters are struggling...Lindsey is going to get free...No! | |
| Great takedown by Kristen! That's strength and skill. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to move to full mount... | |
| ...and she succeeds! Nice work. I think everyone here knows how | |
| difficult that was. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to roll on the ground. | |
| Kristen knows how to keep her advantage on the ground. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart aggressively and repeatedly punches Lindsey | |
| Morgan. | |
| Lindsey needs to do something soon or the referee will stop the | |
| fight! She's getting pummeled here. | |
| The clock says 2:00 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen | |
| Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Lindsey." Oh! A big | |
| elbow attempt from Kristen. | |
| Lindsey uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a | |
| very, very lucky escape for Lindsey. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to roll on the ground. | |
| Kristen knows how to keep her advantage on the ground. | |
| Poorly executed technique from Lindsey. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to open Lindsey Morgan's guard. She's | |
| pushing her...trying to find an opening. | |
| Yes! Great bombs from the top by Kristen. Lindsey's unable to | |
| cover herself now! | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Deep breaths from Lindsey Morgan who tries a hammer punch to | |
| Kristen Stewart's chest. | |
| Kristen blocks those punches. | |
| The clock says 2:30 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Lindsey Morgan tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen | |
| Stewart in her guard... | |
| Kristen keeps good control and remains in full mount. | |
| The clock says 2:40 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan. | |
| Lindsey Morgan's using some of her ground skills to escape from | |
| this... | |
| She pushes Kristen Stewart's knee away and tries to roll. Nice | |
| move to get half guard! | |
| Lindsey Morgan is in half guard over Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart is playing with Lindsey Morgan. I don't know if | |
| it's because of Lindsey's lack of fighting spirit or just lack | |
| of skill. | |
| Lindsey Morgan pushes on Kristen Stewart's leg and attempts to | |
| move to full mount. | |
| Kristen wraps her long legs around Lindsey while she holds her | |
| head and pulls on her hair...nice, but somewhat catty move. | |
| Lindsey gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Lindsey Morgan's ribs | |
| with a couple of big punches from the guard. | |
| Lindsey blocks the hits as she works on the ground. | |
| Lindsey Morgan is in half guard over Kristen. | |
| Lindsey Morgan throws a few fake punches as she tries to escape! | |
| Kristen rolls over herself and stands up while Lindsey rolls on | |
| her back. | |
| Dita Von Teese halts the fight to ensure both fighters are | |
| standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and Dita | |
| Von Teese giving the signal to engage. | |
| Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the | |
| fight standing. The fans at the venue are cheering for the | |
| girls. | |
| Lightning fast low kick from Lindsey Morgan! She can really move | |
| when she wants to. | |
| Kristen blocks that kick with her leg. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| Lindsey Morgan launches a body shot. | |
| Kristen dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing | |
| stuff, the crowd love it! | |
| Lindsey's Chin is bruised after the punishment she's received! | |
| She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye. | |
| Lindsey takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart's found an opening in the defense of Lindsey | |
| Morgan, she's launching a big hook! | |
| She landed it! That could break Lindsey's ribs. Oh my gosh! | |
| Quick hook by Kristen Stewart. | |
| Good shot! Lindsey has every reason to be worried if Kristen | |
| keeps landing those on her. | |
| A shake of the head from Kristen. She flicks her head back and | |
| takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me. | |
| The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round | |
| Some nice shots from Kristen Stewart. | |
| She stuns Lindsey. Now's the time for Kristen to strike for a | |
| win. | |
| Lindsey Morgan launches a body shot. | |
| Kristen dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing | |
| stuff, the crowd love it! | |
| Kristen has opened up Lindsey! It looks like blood is starting | |
| to flow from Lindsey's Nose. | |
| The clock says 4:15 in the 2 round | |
| Kristen Stewart throws a low kick with her toned leg. | |
| Lindsey blocks with ease, she's laughing at Kristen! Talk about | |
| arrogance. | |
| You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kristen Stewart can | |
| end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to | |
| pound Lindsey Morgan into mincemeat. | |
| Lindsey Morgan's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on | |
| regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and | |
| like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out... | |
| Lindsey blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have | |
| hurt! | |
| Kristen Stewart fires a series of low kicks. | |
| My God! Kristen is punishing Lindsey's legs repeatedly! Those | |
| kicks are like lightning. | |
| Kristen takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of | |
| sweat running between her breasts. | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a solid middle kick. | |
| That kick whizzes pass Lindsey. | |
| Lindsey is trying to counter now... | |
| A bunch of leg kicks from Lindsey Morgan. | |
| All those kicks are blocked by Kristen. | |
| Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the | |
| round is over. | |
| The round is for Kristen, who walks calmly to her corner while | |
| adjusting her outfit. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 3 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Lindsey Morgan launches a hook to the body. | |
| Kristen moves aside looking for a counter...she's always looking | |
| to make something from nothing. | |
| Lindsey gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick! | |
| Hard blow to Lindsey's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning. | |
| Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Lindsey's leg. It | |
| looks like she's hyper-extended it. | |
| Lindsey Morgan is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Lindsey is even thinking of fighting | |
| on. | |
| Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Lindsey | |
| Morgan jumps back and jabs. | |
| Kristen only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless. | |
| Kristen Stewart moves to attack! | |
| Devastating move! Kristen delivers a knee that wrecks Lindsey! | |
| Oh my God, that must have hurt. | |
| Oh no! Lindsey will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kristen Stewart suddenly spins around...twisting her body...her | |
| hair flicking around. | |
| Lindsey was aware of the move and she blocks it with confidence. | |
| The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round | |
| Lindsey Morgan continues to bleed from that cut. It could be | |
| affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that | |
| bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at | |
| stopping this match soon. | |
| Lindsey Morgan is swinging for the fences! | |
| Kristen back pedals and creates some space. | |
| Lindsey Morgan moves forward looking for some action. | |
| She surprises Kristen with double overhooks! | |
| The clock says 1:20 in the 3 round | |
| Nice punches from Kristen Stewart. | |
| Lindsey staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Kristen wants to | |
| finish this and continues launching bombs! | |
| Oh no! Lindsey will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kristen has opened up Lindsey! It looks like blood is starting | |
| to flow from Lindsey's Left eye. | |
| Some nice shots from Lindsey Morgan. | |
| But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Lindsey, or pure | |
| luck from Kristen? | |
| Lindsey misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter | |
| her... | |
| An inside leg kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| It lands on Lindsey's leg with a loud smack. | |
| The clock says 1:40 in the 3 round | |
| Lindsey Morgan makes a quick move for Kristen Stewart's | |
| ponytail. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to | |
| the canvas. | |
| Kristen pulls her head away, leaving Lindsey with just a few | |
| strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker, | |
| "Leave my hair alone, you psycho ****!" | |
| Lindsey Morgan shoots for a double leg takedown! | |
| Kristen wobbles and manages to stay on her feet. | |
| Lindsey gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to take the action to her favourite field | |
| as she tries to grapple. | |
| Great move by Kristen as she pushes Lindsey forward with double | |
| underhooks. | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Lindsey Morgan pushes off of Kristen Stewart and starts | |
| launching a flurry of hooks and body shots! | |
| Kristen holds her opponent tight while she tries to cool down | |
| the action. | |
| We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked | |
| together in a clinch. | |
| Lindsey Morgan throws some knees into the thighs of Kristen | |
| Stewart while they're in the clinch. | |
| Nothing to worry about for Kristen. She knows how to block those | |
| strikes. | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a knee to the gut... | |
| Ouch! That seems to have landed smack bang into Lindsey's | |
| crotch! Was that intentional? | |
| Referee Dita Von Teese needs to get her eyes checked. She missed | |
| that blatant foul! | |
| Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both | |
| girls are really locked into this clinch. | |
| Kristen Stewart's absolutely terrifying with her power in the | |
| clinch and is violently punishing Lindsey Morgan with uppercuts! | |
| Lindsey's taking more than she can endure. This could end soon | |
| if Lindsey is unable to escape! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Lindsey's Right eye is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Lindsey's Right eye. | |
| There's some blood coming from that wound. | |
| Lindsey Morgan pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Lindsey Morgan. | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Lindsey Morgan is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really | |
| pulped her up. I'm amazed Lindsey is even thinking of fighting | |
| on. | |
| Insane uppercut from the clinch by Kristen Stewart! | |
| That one almost breaks Lindsey's chin! She's knocked down! | |
| Oh No! Wait! Dita Von Teese is stopping this one. Lindsey isn't | |
| going to be able to live this one down. She's been well and | |
| truly beaten by Kristen. | |
| Yeow! It looks like Lindsey's Chin is beginning to swell. But it | |
| doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to | |
| keep fighting. | |
| Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Lindsey's Chin. There's | |
| some blood coming from that wound. | |
| The winner is Kristen Stewart by TKO (Uppercut) at 2:52 Round 3! | |
| Congratulations! | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 31/38 (82%) | |
| Kicks 11/13 (85%) | |
| Clinch strikes 5/5 (100%) | |
| Takedowns 2/2 (100%) | |
| GnP strikes 13/28 (46%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) | |
| Damage caused 4574,67 | |
| Clinch Damage 1908 | |
| Ground Damage 366,92 | |
| Time on the ground 259 s | |
| Statistics: Lindsey Morgan | |
| Punches 5/21 (24%) | |
| Kicks 2/7 (29%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/10 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/2 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/1 (0%) | |
| Submissions 0/0 (0%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 281,25 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 0 | |
| Time on the ground 259 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Lindsey Morgan loses | |
| There's no doubt that Kristen is not only a hot babe, but she | |
| can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of | |
| what this competition is all about. | |
| Lindsey Morgan has had some absorbing moments tonight. She | |
| contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the | |
| venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then | |
| she should start to draw in even more fans. | |
| This is the fight I'd show people if I wanted to create new | |
| fans! How could anyone not want to watch Kristen and Lindsey | |
| slap the living daylights out of each other? Amazing. Just | |
| amazing! | |
| https://i.imgur.com/FfNoCw9.jpg | |
| #Post#: 5025-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons | |
| By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 18, 2022, 5:48 am | |
| --------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #17 Daniela Ruah | |
| Kristen Stewart enters the cage and this place seems about to | |
| burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight and why not, | |
| she's amazing. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Kristen" | |
| T-shirts and holding "Kristen for President" signs. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't look concerned about anything Daniela | |
| Ruah brings to the table. The Badass Barbies fighter eyes up her | |
| opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass kicked!" | |
| Daniela Ruah looks calm in her corner. She looks convinced of | |
| her abilities. "Let's get fight started, Kristen. I have other | |
| places to be..." | |
| This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage. | |
| Daniela is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll | |
| have to do her best to score a win. | |
| [font=Verdana]Kristen Stewart comes with a 9 fight winning | |
| streak.[/font] | |
| The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 1 | |
| ========================================= | |
| The first round bell sounds and Kristen's already talking trash | |
| to Daniela Ruah, "I'll rip your hair right out! Those titties of | |
| yours are about to be pounded!" | |
| Kristen Stewart moves forward looking for some action. | |
| She surprises Daniela with double overhooks! | |
| The clock says 0:25 in the 1 round | |
| Middle kick from Daniela Ruah. | |
| The kick just misses Kristen's breasts. She'll be thanking her | |
| lucky stars that missed... | |
| Daniela clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight | |
| back... | |
| Pulverizing punch to Daniela Ruah's head from Kristen Stewart! | |
| Ouch, that had to hurt! | |
| Daniela Ruah attempts to cut off Kristen Stewart with punches. | |
| Kristen reels from the strikes. Nice hits! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Kristen's Left cheek is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| Daniela looks to be in very good shape. Her muscular body looks | |
| absolutely amazing, it's obvious she's been training hard for | |
| this event. | |
| Daniela Ruah and Kristen Stewart engage in a wild exchange of | |
| punches! | |
| Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few | |
| blows. | |
| The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round | |
| There's a low kick by Daniela Ruah, helping to maintain her | |
| distance. | |
| Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen checks herself and stops before running into Daniela's | |
| kick. Lucky girl! | |
| The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round | |
| Nice punches from Daniela Ruah. | |
| Even nicer blocks from Kristen. | |
| Kristen is trying to counter now... | |
| A right hand from Kristen Stewart... | |
| Yes! She makes Daniela stumble back! | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to take the fight to the ground with a one | |
| leg takedown... | |
| Got her! Daniela is unable to remain on her feet and falls to | |
| the ground. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Daniela. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to jump to side mount. | |
| Daniela closes her guard around Kristen. Tight fighting! | |
| The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Daniela Ruah. | |
| Kristen Stewart is trying to better her position on the ground | |
| and launches a couple of elbows against Daniela Ruah's ribs and | |
| breasts. | |
| Daniela felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears | |
| on her cheeks... | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Daniela Ruah. | |
| Daniela's taking this opportunity to rest. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Daniela Ruah. | |
| The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Kristen | |
| Stewart looks to mount Daniela Ruah... | |
| Daniela takes advantage of Kristen's over commitment and traps | |
| her in full guard. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Daniela. | |
| Kristen Stewart hovers above Daniela Ruah... | |
| Daniela stops her from throwing strikes. Solid defense here from | |
| the Raccoon rookie. | |
| Daniela tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Deep breaths from Daniela Ruah who tries a hammer punch to | |
| Kristen Stewart's chest. | |
| Kristen blocks those punches. | |
| Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Daniela. | |
| Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Daniela Ruah tries to roll | |
| on the ground. | |
| Nice reversal! Daniela's now in full mount over Kristen. | |
| Daniela Ruah is in full mount over Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Daniela Ruah's ribs | |
| with a couple of big punches from the guard. | |
| Those hits are finding Daniela's side. There'll be bruising | |
| there in the morning. | |
| Daniela Ruah is in full mount over Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries to roll to her side and trap Daniela Ruah | |
| in her guard... | |
| Daniela rolls her over and takes her back! Daniela is pressing | |
| Kristen's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet | |
| Kristen's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her | |
| breasts. | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen. | |
| Kristen Stewart has given herself away to Daniela Ruah, who's | |
| trying to get one hook in! | |
| Daniela has one hook in! | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in. | |
| Daniela Ruah slides her arm under Kristen Stewart's chin and | |
| locks in a rear naked choke! | |
| Kristen pulls down on Daniela's hand and stays out of danger. | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in. | |
| Something's happening here. This looks like an 'In Rear Mount | |
| One Hook Move' from Daniela Ruah. I don't really know what that | |
| means, but I can tell you this much...Daniela looks tasty!! | |
| Kristen looks to be safe. Wait...I'm getting a text message. Ah. | |
| It's just my Dad asking me to ring my Mother. Sorry, folks. | |
| The clock says 3:25 in the 1 round | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in. | |
| Daniela is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd don't like | |
| this. | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in. | |
| Daniela Ruah has one hook in and is trying to get the second | |
| one! If she succeeds things are going to get very bad for | |
| Kristen Stewart. | |
| Kristen uses her strong leg as leverage and manages to keep | |
| herself safe. For now. | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in. | |
| Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Daniela Ruah's ribs | |
| with a couple of big punches from the guard. | |
| Daniela blocks the hits as she works on the ground. | |
| Kristen gets sloppy and Daniela Ruah tries to take advantage... | |
| It's one hook in for Daniela Ruah, and she's trying to get the | |
| second one! Things are going to get very bad for Kristen Stewart | |
| if she succeeds. | |
| Strong leg leverage from Kristen. For now she manages to keep | |
| herself safe. | |
| Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in. | |
| Daniela Ruah tries to open up Kristen Stewart with a few strikes | |
| using her right elbow... | |
| Kristen blocks a few elbows. Now Daniela will have to look for | |
| another option. | |
| Daniela gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take | |
| advantage... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a few punches to Daniela Ruah's cheek | |
| from the guard. | |
| Daniela uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull | |
| forward. | |
| The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not | |
| much action on the ground. The crowd appreciate her getting | |
| these girls back to their feet. | |
| Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can | |
| hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and | |
| Daniela glare at each other as they prepare to continue the | |
| fight. | |
| Kristen Stewart tries some clinching in order to control the | |
| fight. | |
| Nicely done. Kristen's clinching with Daniela and their **** are | |
| mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit | |
| sandwich! | |
| Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against | |
| each other. | |
| Daniela Ruah doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen | |
| Stewart's embrace and tries to move away. | |
| Kristen Stewart pushes Daniela Ruah forward and doesn't allow | |
| her to break the clinch. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| Kristen Stewart gets control of Daniela Ruah's neck and attempts | |
| a guillotine! | |
| Daniela shakes her off and survives. | |
| The clock says 4:25 in the 1 round | |
| It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding | |
| each other close. | |
| Brutal knees to Daniela Ruah's face, followed by knees to the | |
| body. Kristen Stewart is looking to make her pay! | |
| Bang! Bang! Bang! Daniela can't take many more shots like that! | |
| Daniela Ruah pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep | |
| the fight at striking range. | |
| Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still | |
| grappling with Daniela Ruah. | |
| The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their | |
| bodies can get. | |
| Insane action here! Daniela Ruah has fists full of Kristen | |
| Stewart's ponytail and is looking to inflict some pain! | |
| Kristen's smart enough to escape from Daniela. She runs her | |
| fingers through her hair, "Leave my hair alone! I just had it | |
| styled!" | |
| Poorly executed technique from Daniela. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| An overhand right from Kristen Stewart that looks like it's | |
| capable of destroying a brick wall! | |
| Daniela moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the | |
| punch. | |
| A punch from Daniela Ruah... | |
| It whizzes past Kristen. | |
| Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a | |
| move... | |
| A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Stewart! | |
| Ow, ow, ow! Daniela's going to have the worst headache after | |
| that blow! | |
| Yeow! It looks like Daniela's Right cheek is beginning to swell. | |
| But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's | |
| going to keep fighting. | |
| Daniela Ruah tries a hook to the body! | |
| Kristen manages to dodge it. Nice escape from that hook. | |
| The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Eva | |
| Habermann tells the fighters to go to their corners. | |
| Kristen is the winner of this round. She raises her fist in the | |
| air and the crowd respond with deafening cheers. | |
| ========================================= | |
| Round 2 | |
| ========================================= | |
| Daniela Ruah attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That | |
| looks to have dazzled Daniela, she's in a world of hurt now! | |
| That looks like it hurts! Daniela's Right cheek isn't looking | |
| the best. She's taken some damage there. | |
| Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Daniela's Right cheek. | |
| An inside leg kick from Kristen Stewart. | |
| The kick goes awry and Kristen almost loses her balance. She | |
| must be careful not to over commit on those kicks. | |
| Shovel hook by Kristen Stewart! | |
| She tags Daniela! That was brutal. | |
| Daniela Ruah avoids a dangerous strike from Kristen Stewart... | |
| Daniela counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to | |
| watch! | |
| There's a small laceration on Kristen's Left cheek. It looks as | |
| if it's hurt her. | |
| The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round | |
| Daniela Ruah goes in with a looping right hand while Kristen | |
| Stewart jumps back and jabs. | |
| That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering | |
| with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here. | |
| Kristen Stewart attempts a shoot! | |
| Kristen checks herself and stops before running into Daniela's | |
| kick. Lucky girl! | |
| Poorly executed technique from Daniela. Kristen looks to | |
| counter... | |
| Kristen Stewart launches a solid middle kick. | |
| Oh no! It wrenches Daniela right under the breasts! Pushing her | |
| back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top! | |
| Oh My! A crushing shot to Daniela Ruah's body! That one seemed | |
| to double her over and push the wind out of her. Daniela is | |
| holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable. | |
| That punishment by Kristen has left Daniela staggered! Kristen | |
| should try push forward now and finish this! | |
| Kristen Stewart tries a high kick! High risk move! | |
| Daniela was covering for a middle kick and that one almost | |
| knocked off her pretty little head! | |
| Oh no! Daniela will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking | |
| list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment. | |
| Kristen has opened up Daniela! It looks like blood is starting | |
| to flow from Daniela's Left cheek. | |
| Kristen Stewart has won this fight! It's victory by Injury (Deep | |
| cut Left cheek) at 1:26 Round 2! | |
| Nice work! | |
| Statistics: Kristen Stewart | |
| Punches 9/13 (69%) | |
| Kicks 3/4 (75%) | |
| Clinch strikes 4/6 (67%) | |
| Takedowns 1/1 (100%) | |
| GnP strikes 4/12 (33%) | |
| Submissions 1/1 (100%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%) | |
| Damage caused 2265,32 | |
| Clinch Damage 249,75 | |
| Ground Damage 49,95 | |
| Time on the ground 153 s | |
| Statistics: Daniela Ruah | |
| Punches 7/19 (37%) | |
| Kicks 0/4 (0%) | |
| Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%) | |
| Takedowns 0/0 (0%) | |
| GnP strikes 0/5 (0%) | |
| Submissions 1/1 (100%) | |
| Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%) | |
| Damage caused 187 | |
| Clinch Damage 0 | |
| Ground Damage 11 | |
| Time on the ground 153 s | |
| Kristen Stewart wins | |
| Daniela Ruah loses | |
| Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Kristen. This | |
| woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows | |
| exactly what she's doing in the cage. | |
| We've seen a nice effort tonight from Daniela Ruah. In my | |
| opinion she was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself. | |
| She showed us enough technical skill, as well as enough skin, | |
| during the fight to keep most of the crowd happy. | |
| An enjoyable fight, average at times but enjoyable. We should | |
| expect to see Kristen and Daniela in more fights soon and | |
| hopefully they'll be a bit more exciting. | |
| https://i.imgur.com/bucT596.jpg | |
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