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#Post#: 1881-------------------------------------------------- |
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Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: Raccoon Date: August 5, 2015, 8:04 am |
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Raccoon offices, stores, orbital stations, training facilities, |
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marshmallow mines, world domination planning centers, movie |
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studios, human pacifying stations, portable button factories, |
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R&D, langolier breeding pens and customer services worldwide |
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will be closed for a week starting this thursday. |
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http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.31259909.9210/flat,800x800,075,f-c,0,75,800,331.… |
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#Post#: 1882-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: Raccoon Date: August 5, 2015, 8:11 am |
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And since we understand that a day withoutt Raccoon merriment |
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can be dull and even hazardous, we suggest you peruse this page |
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for your daily dose of Raccoon entertainment: |
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http://pizzagun.com/tag/office-raccoon/ |
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[right] |
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http://i1.wp.com/pizzagun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2013-05-28-037-Office-… |
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#Post#: 1887-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: RampageSports Date: August 5, 2015, 1:27 pm |
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Just be sure to defend your facilities from Bunny raiders before |
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you go. They have a tendency to wander in when nobody's |
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looking. |
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Enjoy your time off. :) |
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#Post#: 1890-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: Dragons Den Date: August 5, 2015, 5:17 pm |
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That is good advice. |
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Enjoy the week off, Raccoon! You've earned it. And I can relax |
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for a week knowing those pesky operatives won't be bothering me. |
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Phew. :) |
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#Post#: 1891-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: umma-manager Date: August 5, 2015, 7:04 pm |
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I'm wondering --- if the 'button factories' are portable...why |
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are they not going on holiday with Raccoon? |
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#Post#: 1896-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: Raccoon Date: August 5, 2015, 11:42 pm |
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...auto-turrets on-line... |
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...motion detectors on... |
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...biologocal recognition systems on... |
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...surveillance drones active and deployed... |
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...hunter drones on standby... |
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...Anti-Victoria theft System 2.3 activated... |
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...charges on enemy HQs set... |
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...infiltration units in place... |
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...battlecruisers operational... |
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( |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQabzq3xy4) |
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...pineapple lump storages secured... |
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...shield generators charged and ready... |
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...bike chained to the fence... |
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...mines deployed... |
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...bunny traps deployed around carrots patches... |
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...Dragon Slaying swords delivered to security... |
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...duck decoys placed... |
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...X's sunglasses stolen and beer hidden... |
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...proximity alarms on... |
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...shamans ready... |
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...passwords changed... |
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...ninja squirrells deployed... |
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...shadow hamsters armed and ready... |
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...goliaths online... |
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(wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/StarCraft/Speech/TGoRdy00.wav) |
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...package of Raccoon merchandise sent to Grande as |
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precaution... |
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...doors locked... |
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[right]...the board is green - all facilities are |
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secured![/right] |
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#Post#: 1898-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: BadAssBunnies Date: August 6, 2015, 6:11 am |
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Did you close all the windows and turn off the stove? The |
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Bunnies can check that for you if you'd like. |
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BTW, enjoy your time off. Nothing bad will happen when you're |
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gone. |
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#Post#: 1899-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: RampageSports Date: August 6, 2015, 6:43 am |
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Out of all the craziness in your message, this is the one that |
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made me laugh out loud... |
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[quote author=Raccoon link=topic=286.msg1896#msg1896 |
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date=1438836174] |
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...bike chained to the fence... |
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[/quote] |
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Although, this one was pretty good, too... |
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[quote author=Raccoon link=topic=286.msg1896#msg1896 |
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date=1438836174] |
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...pineapple lump storages secured... |
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[/quote] |
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#Post#: 1935-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: Raccoon Date: August 12, 2015, 12:38 am |
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A number of bunnies...or are they rabbits where found in the |
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traps. |
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They will be consumed in the most humane way. |
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#Post#: 1937-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: Raccoon Out of Office |
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By: Dragons Den Date: August 12, 2015, 1:10 am |
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[quote author=Raccoon link=topic=286.msg1935#msg1935 |
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date=1439357921] |
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A number of bunnies...or are they rabbits where found in the |
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traps. |
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They will be consumed in the most humane way. |
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[/quote] |
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:o With fava beans and a nice chianti? |
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