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The Line Up (TKO #122 - Wired 2015) |
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By: justsara Date: April 1, 2015, 4:46 pm |
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In her heather grey tank top and black yoga leggings, Krysten |
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Ritter slips her sweaty, huffing body into a leather chair in |
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her GM�s office. The young Foxfire starlet had just come from |
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the downstairs gym where she�s been training non-stop to prepare |
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for her match against the also winless Jill Wagner. |
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Sara Philipps: Alright, Krysten, you know the drill. |
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Krysten Ritter: You know I think these are just the worst, |
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right? |
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SP: Consider them work obligations. Trust me, were I in your |
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position, I'd be thinking the same thing too. Come on, there�s |
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just a few questions here they want you to answer. |
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KR: Yeah, yeah, come on hit me. |
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SP: Let�s see� first up, what�s the first thing you do when you |
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get back to the locker room after a fight? |
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KR: I� I don�t know, take off my shit? Take a shower? |
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SP: Alright you gotta give me more than that for the �zine. |
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KR: Well if the Wagner fight is any indication, I suspect I�m |
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going to march into the locker room sipping on a fine champagne |
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mixed with her tears where I�ll be massaged down by the finest |
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Filipino masseurs money can buy while I use her ass as a |
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footstool. Yeah, that sounds good to me. |
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[b]SP:[/b] That�s� certainly a visual. |
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Krysten looks lost in thought while still maintaining that |
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sharp, mischievous smile of hers. |
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KR: You think she�ll even be conscious enough by the end of the |
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match to remember any that? I really hope so. �Loser� looks good |
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on her. I mean, look at what she does for work. |
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SP: You�re certainly confident, which is why we brought you into |
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Foxfire. Speaking of, they wanna know who would you consider the |
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sexiest member of our stable? Who do you think the fans at large |
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would choose? |
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Krysten laughs and looks bemused at the question. |
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KR: Oh god, who isn�t sexy, am I right? Let�s see� Well popular |
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vote would probably go to Heather or K-Stew. Personally, my |
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heart lies with Paige. She�s the most like me, I think, she�s a |
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sexy little raven-haired badass. A real in-control |
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no-shits-given type. Yeah, she�ll stir my loins for sure. |
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SP: It�s an unconventional group, that�s for certain. And sexy |
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comes in all shapes and sizes. |
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KR: Absolutely, that�s one of the reasons why I signed up for |
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the Fox squad. Okay, what else you got? |
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SP: Last one, it�s a short interview. Favorite pizza topping? |
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Krysten looks nonplussed, so Sara has to physically show her the |
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paper with the official questions. |
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KR: Oh man, the real hard hitting shit, huh? I don�t really dig |
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on pizza that much anymore since cutting gluten, but if I had to |
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choose� hmm� prosciutto. Good lord, prosciutto. It�s light, |
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savory, salty, and pairs with anything. Red sauce� white� |
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firebread... it�s perfect for all of the above. Without |
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question, prosciutto is the perfect topping. And that comes with |
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an emphatic DUH! |
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SP: Alright, thanks a lot, Krysten. I�ll shoot this over to TKO. |
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Good luck with your match, we all have very good hopes for your |
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future here. |
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KR: Kisses! |
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