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Fight 03 Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston
By: BadAssBunnies Date: July 12, 2024, 2:58 am
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Baby Oil Brawl � Match 03
Angelina Jolie � Strikeforce vs Jennifer Aniston � Free Agent
Pre-Fight Weigh-in:
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[font=times new roman]Joe: Welcome, everyone. In our third match
of the night, we have Strikeforce's Angelina Jolie facing off
against Free Agent Jennifer Aniston. There's a lot riding on
this bout for both competitors. Angelina is seeking redemption
after foregoing a serious UCC fighter and has decided to
challenge a free agent. On the other side, Jennifer sees this as
a chance to impress potential stable managers and secure a spot
on a coveted UCC roster.
The challenger strides confidently onto the stage, draped in a
sleek silver robe adorned with a striking black sash. Her hair
is elegantly styled in a tight bun, and she glides gracefully in
black sandals. Approaching the scale, she sheds her robe with a
flourish, eliciting gasps from the crowd as she reveals her
attire: a daring black string bikini top that leaves little to
the imagination, complemented by a matching thong that barely
conceals her curves, the fabric disappearing into the round
contours of her cheeks.
Joe: Oh my! Are you planning to wrestle in that attire?
Angelina shoots Joe a mischievous grin as she casually kicks off
her sandals, strutting onto the scales with a confident swagger.
The scale's dial settles at 119 lbs, and Angelina steps off
gracefully, adjusting her micro top with a provocative smirk
that teases the audience, before settling into her seat to Joe's
left. Joe clears his throat nervously, then proceeds to the
podium, feeling the intensity of the upcoming match mounting.
Jennifer Aniston enters the stage with a bright smile, her
demeanor radiating confidence as she approaches the scale.
Dressed in a striking black and red robe with the hood drawn up,
she exudes an air of mystery. As she steps onto the scale and
sheds her robe, revealing a modest yet flattering blue one-piece
swimsuit, the crowd's attention is captivated by her toned
physique. Weighing in at a sleek 117 lbs, she takes her seat
across from Angelina, her smile unwavering as she awaits the
questions. Meanwhile, Joe ascends the podium, ready to kick off
the event.
Joe: Angelina, with the vast pool of fighters in the UCC, what
motivated you to challenge a free agent?
Angelina: Joe, this is personal for me. I wanted to bring
Jennifer back into the spotlight so I could retire her once and
for all.
Joe: Considering Jennifer's hiatus from the ring, why give her
this opportunity?
Angelina: It's all about proving a point, Joe. Once I expose how
past her prime she really is, nobody will give her a second
glance.
Joe: Your confidence is commendable, but isn't there a risk in
underestimating her? If she were to defeat you, wouldn't it
potentially jeopardize your own position in the league and give
her an opportunity in the UCC?
Angelina: Joe, let's be real here. There's absolutely zero
chance of her beating me. I'm stronger, more skilled, and
clearly a superior fighter. That's why I'm part of one of the
top stables while she's... well, let's just say she's been
pretty much irrelevant for the past couple of years.
Joe: But in the heat of the moment, things can take unexpected
turns. Have you ever faced off in an oil wrestling match before?
Angelina: It's irrelevant. I excel at everything, including oil
wrestling.
Before Angelina can finish her sentence, Jennifer interjects
with venomous intensity.
Jennifer: And that includes being a home wrecking ****!
The crowd roars in support of Jennifer's bold retort, while
Angelina visibly seethes with anger.
Angelina: Listen, b!tch It's not my problem if you can't satisfy
your man. .
Despite Angelina's biting words, Jennifer maintains her
composure, refusing to let her opponent get under her skin.
Joe: OK, save it for the pit, ladies. I heard that oil is the
great equalizer and that it negates a lot of advantages like
speed and power.
Angelina: That's simply not enough to make a difference. Trust
me, I would not of challenged Jennifer if I didn't think I could
beat her.
Joe: Jennifer, were you taken aback when you got the call for an
Oil Wrestling match?
Jennifer: Honestly, I was up in Canada shooting when my agent
hit me with the news about Angelina's challenge. Caught me off
guard, for sure.
Joe: And have you been maintaining your fitness for the fight?
Jennifer stands up, flexing her biceps to the cheering crowd.
With a confident twist of her hips, she displays her sculpted
abs and powerful legs, proving she's more than prepared for the
challenge.
Jennifer: What do you think, Joe? These legs still up to snuff?
Joe swallows hard.
Joe: That's a resounding yes from me. Regarding your filming
schedule in Canada, any concerns about making time for this
match?
Jennifer: Fortunately, my producers are big supporters of the
UCC. They've given me the green light to take a break and focus
on training. Plus, they'll be there here on fight night to cheer
me on.
Joe: Angelina said that this was personal. What is she talking
about?
Jennifer: Oh, who knows, Joe? Maybe she's still nursing her
wounds from her divorce with Brad Pitt. But that's old news for
me�I've moved on. Perhaps she's feeling a little insecure after
Brad and I had our recent little fling.
Angelina jumps to her feet her fists clenched tight,
Angelina: That's a lie, Joe. None of that ever happened! Brad
and I parted ways, and it had nothing to do with HER!
Jennifer: Oh, come on, Angie. Don't play dumb. We all know what
went down.
Fuming with rage, Angelina hurls a glass of water at Jennifer
before attempting to grab her hair.
Jennifer: Save it for the pit, Angie. Let's settle this where it
counts.
The referee for tonight's match is Sophia Bush.[/font]
Fight Night:
[font=times new roman]Angelina steps into the spotlight, flanked
by her Strikeforce teammates Charlize Theron and Anna Kendrick.
Her figure is clad in the same micro bikini from the weigh-in,
accentuating her toned muscles and solid abs. With the
assistance of Charlize and Anna, Angelina settles into her
corner, where they carefully apply warm baby oil to her skin,
preparing her for the intense battle ahead.
As the spotlight shines on Jennifer, she is accompanied by her
former teammates Courtney Cox and Alyssa Milano. Together, they
engage with fans, exchanging greetings and posing for selfies,
savoring the moment before their friend's pivotal match.
Meanwhile, Angelina grows increasingly impatient, pacing back
and forth in her corner, she is on high alert as she waits for
Jennifer to make her way to the pit. Jennifer takes her own
sweet time, occasionally casting glances at the visibly agitated
Angelina, adding to the tension before the impending showdown.
Angelina strides over to the Sophia, urging for the match to
begin, but her pleas go unheeded as Sofia simply ignores her.
Finally, Jennifer arrives at the pit, taking her time to
meticulously coat herself in oil, heightening the anticipation.
After over five minutes, she's prepared, and the ref calls them
to the center to review the rules. With a nod, she directs them
to their corners, signaling the start of round 1.[/font]
Round 1:
[font=times new roman]
The first round begins and Angelina charges at Jennifer, seizing
a handful of hair and yanking her down to the mat. With brutal
force, she jerks Jennifer's head from side to side, delivering
stinging slaps across her face. Finally, she throws Jennifer
onto her back, swiftly climbing atop her chest and pinning her
wrists above her head. The referee, momentarily stunned by the
aggression, hesitates before beginning the count. "ONE! . . .
TWO! . . ." But just as it seems Jennifer is about to be counted
out, her knee shoots up and lands squarely between Angelina's
leg.
With Angelina howling in agony, she rolls off, unnoticed by the
referee who completely misses the flagrant foul. Seizing the
opportunity, Jennifer swiftly rolls Angelina onto her back. She
slides up, positioning her knees on Angelina's biceps, then
firmly places her left palm under Angelina's chin, pushing her
to the side. Helpless, Angelina kicks her legs uselessly as the
Sophia begins the count. "ONE! . . . TWO! . . . THREE!"
Jennifer's fans erupt in cheers as she raises her hand
triumphantly, pumping her fist in the air before rolling off her
conquered opponent. Angelina, still dazed, rises to her knees,
grimacing as she rubs her sore crotch. She then storms over to
the referee, vehemently protesting the missed foul. However, her
protests are futile, met with a stern warning from Sophia to
shut up and return to her corner.
Angelina's face flushes crimson with rage as she shoots a fiery
glare at Jennifer, who only fans the flames further by blowing
her a mocking kiss and then provocatively slapping her own ass.
The intensity of the fight reignites, and Angelina lunges
forward, seizing two handfuls of Jennifer's hair as they grapple
fiercely on the oiled mat. Despite Angelina's aggressive
onslaught, it's Jennifer who repeatedly gains the upper hand,
expertly maneuvering her opponent until Angelina finds herself
on her back, struggling to gain control as Jennifer asserts her
physical dominance.
Angelina exerts every ounce of her strength, but Jennifer always
seems to be one step ahead, outmaneuvering her at every turn. As
the round nears its end, Angelina begins to feel the toll of her
exertion, her energy waning after struggling so fiercely from
her back. Jennifer capitalizes on her advantage, eventually
maneuvering herself on top of Angelina, where she expertly pins
her arms by her sides. Despite Angelina's desperate kicks and
struggles, she finds herself trapped as the referee begins the
count. "ONE! . . . TWO! . . . and THREE!" Once more, Jennifer
raises her hands triumphantly, her victory accentuated by the
bounce of her buttocks against Angelina's barely covered
breasts. A sharp slap across the face bring the ref in to scold
the free agent but it does little to break Jennifer's
celebration as she start taunting her rival.
Jennifer: Is poor Angie not having fun?
Jennifer roughly slaps Angelina one more time before unseating
herself.
Jennifer: That one was for Brad. He likes it when we play
rough.
Jennifer's words cut through the air like a knife, Angelina's
humiliation is burning deep inside her as her cheeks burn with
embarrassment. She rises to her feet, her once meticulously
styled hair now a disheveled mess, her full breasts heaving with
exertion. Glancing up at the clock, she finds some solace in the
fact that the round is nearing its end. However, before she can
gather herself, Jennifer launches herself across the pit,
executing a swift and brutal leg sweep that sends Angelina
crashing to the ground, her knee targeted with precision. As
Angelina tumbles against the rail, her side throbbing with pain,
Jennifer's foot comes crashing down on her neck, the weight of
her adversary bearing down on her. The bell signals the end of
the round, but Angelina can only lie there, seething with anger
but unable to find the strength to make her feet. Frustration
sets in as Sophia Bush issues a warning to Jennifer for her
illegal kick but no further action is applied.
In their respective corners, the stark contrast between Jennifer
and Angelina is impossible to ignore. Jennifer appears composed
and collected, her team fussing over her with meticulous care.
Meanwhile, Angelina's disheveled appearance betrays the toll of
the match, her ragged breaths punctuated by tears welling in her
eyes. [/font]
[font=times new roman]As the Strikeforce Boss approaches, his
concern for Angelina's well-being is evident, prompting a moment
of contemplation over whether to halt the fight before it
escalates further.
[/font]
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new roman]
Despite Angelina's tearful pleas, the boss hesitates, weighing
the risks of allowing the match to continue. In the end, against
his better judgment, he relents, granting Angelina the
opportunity to press on, though the decision weighs heavily on
his mind but rest assured that his leash is a short one.[/font]
Round 2:
[font=times new roman]Jennifer is all over Angelina early but
despite spending a majority of time on top, is unable to get the
count past two. It's clearly taking a toll on Angelina as her
face is red from exhaustion and when she breaks free and creates
distance, her hands are on her knees and she is having trouble
catching her breath. Jennifer senses that Angelina may have had
enough and start mercilessly taunting the Strikeforce
Lightweight.
Despite Angelina's efforts, Jennifer's superior conditioning
becomes apparent as she out works her opponent, leaving Angelina
exhausted and vulnerable. Jennifer swiftly maneuvers Angelina
onto her stomach, securing a tight hold under her chin and
wrenching back on her head in a painful camel clutch. Angelina's
struggles are futile as Jennifer applies even more pressure,
causing her movements to slow and her arms to drop. As Angelina
eyes blink and she appears to be on the brink of defeat, the
Strikeforce Boss reaches for a white towel, signaling a
potential end to the match. However, Charlize intervenes,
snatching the towel from his grasp as tension mounts between the
two as an argument ensues. Meanwhile, the ref lifts Angelina's
limp arm, once, twice, and on the third lift it's apparent that
Angelina is out. Sophia waves her arms signaling her defeat as
Jennifer emerges victorious.
As the ref waves her arms signaling Jennifer's victory, Jennifer
refuses to release her hold on Angelina. Ignoring the ref's
count, Jennifer maintains her grip until the count reaches five,
at which point the ref intervenes, prying Jennifer's wrist away
from Angelina's throat. With Angelina collapsing face-first into
the oil, Jennifer is led back to her corner, a fall taken away
due to her refusal to release the hold. Despite the setback,
Jennifer appears unfazed, knowing the fight is effectively over.
In Angelina's corner, Anna and Charlize work frantically to
revive their fallen teammate, but their efforts seem in vain as
Angelina remains unresponsive.
The ref is talking to the Whiskey-a-Go-Go officials and they
decide that the foul was so egregious that Angelina will given
extra time to recover. A few minutes later Charlize Theron and
Anna Kendricks have Angelina sitting in her corner but it
doesn't look like she wants any more of Jennifer and seems to be
refusing to get back in the pit. The Boss has left not happy
with his fighters so Charlize decides to give Angelina an
ultimatum. She places her hand under Angelina's chin and lifts
her head and gets in her face.
Charlize: Listen up, Angie. I know you're hurting but you fight
for Strikeforce for Christs sake. Get you sh!t together and get
back in the pit or I will personally kick you to the curb.
Angelina is weary and her head is hanging low on her chest. She
had clearly underestimated Jennifer and her aching body refuses
to cooperate. Charlize lifts up her head and gives her a sharp
slap. Angelina snaps out of her stupor. Charlize rears her hand
back.
Charlize: Do I make myself clear?
Angelina sticks her arms out and nods as the ref approaches.
Sophia: Last chance, Jolie. Are you going to fight or do I call
it?
Charlize: She's ready now f$ck off and do your damn job this
time.
Sophia: Fine by me. It's her funeral.
The ref brings them together the with a slap of her hands the
fight is back on.
Jennifer showboats flexing her biceps and motioning Angelina to
come and get some but the brunette is now steady on her feet and
steadily takes baby steps closer and closer. When she gets a few
feet away Angelina shoots forward but slips and falls at
Jennifer's feet. Jenifer raises her foot and stomps down hard on
the back of Angelina's neck slamming her face into the oily mat.
The referee quickly pulls Jennifer away before she can land
another stomp and marches her to the officials and takes another
point away. Jennifer doesn't seem the least bit concerned as
Angelina lays face down in the oil. Charlize jumps into the pit
but before she gets to Angelina she is already up and on her
knees.
Angelina's face is now burning red as she gets to her feet.
Jennifer, pretty much unscathed so far starts mocking Angelina
who brushes off the insults and takes a defensive stance.
Jennifer: Is Angie done? Brad said you never lasted long in bed
either.
Jennifer giggles as sticks out her arms and the two circle
reaching out looking for an advantage. They trade a few slaps to
the arms and chest then jump in and lock each other in a tight
bearhug. They circle around spinning faster and faster until
Jennifer snakes her leg behind Angelina's calf and leans
forward. Angelina's feet come out from under her but as she is
free falling to the mat she is able to twist her body and lands
on Jennifer the weight of her body coming down hard on the free
agents chest.
The air is driven from Jennifer's lungs as Angelina mount her
dazed opponent. Before Jennifer can catch her breath Angelina
slides up until she is perched on Jennifer's face whose nose is
perched between Angelina's firm butt cheeks. Without missing a
beat, the ref starts the count. ONE! . . TWO! . . THREE! And we
are all tied up at 1 fall apiece.
With less than a minute left the two seem to be running on fumes
as neither is able to impose any type of threat and for the
remained of round they grapple in close. The bell sounds and
both have trouble getting to their corners. For once, Jennifer
looks as exhausted as Angelina. They are so focused on catching
their breath that they can't even look at each other both hoping
the their brief rest isn't about to end anytime soon. But before
either is ready, the ref summons them to the middle of the
pit.[/font]
Round 3:
[font=times new roman]Sophia: Are we ready, ladies. We are all
tied up at 1 fall each. Let's keep it clean and may the better
woman win.
They each take in a deep breath then reach out cautious of
making a mistake. Angelina feints to the left then rushes in
tackling Jennifer to the mat. She slides on top pressing down
hard on her shoulders and gets a two counts but isn't able to
get a pin. Angelina inches her way up until she is sitting on
Jennifer's chest. She slaps her across the face then grabs her
arm locking in an armbar from mount. Jennifer yelps as her arm
is being bent back at the elbow but manages to pull free as
Angelina falls on top of her.
Jennifer rolls to her side and mounts Angelina. She takes her
hands and grabs Angelina's right wrist, floats over her body and
locks her left arm between her thighs and lays on top of the
Strikeforce brunette. Angelina twists and turns but the cross
body pin is locked in tight and her feet can't gain any traction
on the slippery canvas. As the referee start her count. ONE! . .
. TWO . . . Angelina lifts a shoulder breaking the count but
Jennifer pulls her left arm stretching Angelina out ONE! . .
.TWO . . THREE!
This time Jennifer releases the pin, gets to her knees and
raises her hands as she takes back the lead 2 falls to 1. The
ref brings them back to the middle and they resume with a mutual
bearhug. Thy both squeeze giving everything they have trying to
crush the fight out of each other but neither is able to gain an
advantage. Angelina's arms tremble and start to go weak as she
is struggling to keep up with Jennifer's powerful grip. Angelina
releases her grip and Jennifer starts digging her wrists deep
into the brunettes lower back. Angelina's arms go limp and she
leans back her head now rolling on her shoulders.
Jennifer lets Angelina's body drop and her in a side headlock,
twists hr hips and sends Angelina sailing head over heels onto
her back. Angelina lands with a loud splat sliding across the
pit until she come to a rest against the rail. Jennifer leaps in
the air her body prone to the ground. She flies towards Angelina
looking to land a body splash but Angelina's gets her knee up in
time and Jennifer's stomach goes crashing down on her knees.
The air sails out of Jennifer's lungs as she folds neatly in
half her body resting on Angelina's knees. Angelina spreads her
legs, locks her ankle together the starts to squeeze. Jennifer's
eye go wide as Angelina's legs constrict like a python each pump
of her powerful thighs cascading into Jennifer's ribs. Already
out of breath and now feeling her ribs begin to crack she
quickly taps out on the mat her palms sending droplets of oil
splashing about the pit.
Angelina release he body scissors then kicks Jennifer away
sending her sliding to the middle of the pit. Sophia gathers
them then slaps her hands together before either of them is
ready.
Referee: Come on, Ladies. It's all tied up. Less than a minute
left. Let's go!
Jennifer is still holding her aching ribs while she sucks in
some deep breaths. Angelina ducks down, sticks her left leg out
and executes a picture perfect reverse leg sweep. Before
Jennifer can react, her legs are knocked out from under her and
her body is falling clumsily to the mat. Jennifer land flat on
her back and her head bounces of the mat. By the time she clears
her head, Angelina is all over her slapping her across the
cheeks and violently pulling her hair from side to side.
Angelina leans forward, pins Jennifer's hands over her head then
grapevines her legs spreading them outward at an awful angle.
Jennifer: Stop! Of my God! Please stop! My legs! You're breaking
my legs! I Submit! I Submit!
The ref leans in and tries to get Angelina to release the hold
but she spreads Jennifer's limbs wider and wider until
Jennifer's legs are spread out at a perfect 90 degree angle and
is moaning in agony. The referee starts the 5 count and Angelina
release the grapevine at 4. In an unlikely comeback, Angelina
leads 3 pins to 2.
With a little over a minute left, Jennifer rubs the inside of
her legs doing her best to ease the burning in her thighs. The
refs visits her corner and to everyone's surprise while Jennifer
is unable to get to her feet she will continue from her knees.
Jennifer reaches out and grabs Angelina's legs and trips her to
the mat. She grabs a handful of hair and pulls her head face
first into her crotch while she locks her legs around Angelina's
head, tucks her ankle behind her knee and locks on a triangle.
Angelina desperately rolls to the side trying to relieve the
pressure but Jennifer pulls down on the back of Angelina's head
and lifts her hips tightening the choke. Charlize and Alyssa are
screaming for Angelina to hold on but she is fading fast as her
fists uselessly pound on the outsides of Jennifer's rock hard
thighs.
The referee is in close waiting for the moment to call the fall
when Angelina's head slips out with only a handful of seconds
left. A desperate Jennifer reaches out and locks Angelina in a
guillotine, drops to her knees and pulls up but the final bell
sounds before she can lock it in. The referee waves her hands
signaling the end of the but Jennifer isn't about to let go as
she pulls up digging her forearm deep into Angelina's throat.
The referee goes in to pull them apart when Charlize dives into
the pit and grabs Jennifer by the hair. As they wrestle Courtney
Cox, Alyssa Milano, and Anna Kendricks join the fray in a flash
all 6 are rolling around in the oil. Charlize grabs Courtney by
the hair and throws her out of the pit then grabs Alyssa by the
hair and knees her in the gut. Anna jumps out and dives on
Courtney and unloads a brutal series of elbows instantly opening
up some nasty cuts on her forehead and left cheek.
Charlize pins Alyssa on her back and starts wailing away her
fists a blur as she pummels the brunette. Jennifer tracks down
Angelina and the two continue their heated battle both with
handfuls of hair as their legs are wrapped in a tight catball.
Security finally manages to pull Charlize and Anna off but
Jennifer has fought her way on top and her fists are slamming
into Angelina who's hands are covering her now bloody
face.[/font]
Post Fight:
[font=times new roman]
Jennifer is finally pulled off but manages to land one parting
stomp to the belly folding Angelina in two before security
carries her out of the pit. After the pit is cleared and
Angelina is cleaned up, Joe Rogan steps up to the Strikeforce
corner to interview the winner.
Despite coming out on top in the oil, Angelina looks like she
has gotten the worst of the fight as her left eye is swollen and
blood is still trickling out of her nose. Red welts cover her
abs and her ribs are black and blue. She has trouble keeping her
feet under her needs assistance to get out of the pit. As Joe
goes to interview the winner, the Strikeforce Boss cuts him off.
The Boss: Sorry, Joe. There will be no interview tonight.
The Boss starts walking away but Joe is able to cut him off.
Joe: Just a few words first.
The Boss look a bit perturbed but turns and nods his head.
The Boss: OK, but make it quick, Rogan
Joe: Why are you so upset? Angelina ended up winning the fight,
correct.
The Boss: She might as well have stayed in the locker room and
let one of her teammates take her place. That was a pathetic
performance if I ever saw one.
Joe: But she won.
The Boss: If that's what you call winning. I call it getting
your ass kicked by an inferior opponent then lucking out and
getting a win. That's not what what a Strikeforce fighter does.
Not even close.
Joe: In all fairness, Jennifer has been in the UCC/UMMA for many
years and has had some big wins.
The Boss: Trust me. Angelina is the better fighter but she let
her emotions get in the way and you saw what happened. It's an
embarrassment to me and to all of her Strikeforce teammates.
Hell, if Jennifer didn't **** away a couple of falls the she
would have easily won.
Joe: Come on, Boss. Even the best fighters end up losing once in
a while.
The Boss: You don't think I know that.
The Boss gives Joe a scowl then slowly shakes his head.
The Boss: Losing fights isn't the end of the world for me or any
other Stable owner. It's performances like the one Angelina had
that can't be tolerated. She came to me and begged me let her
fight Jennifer. I agreed but if I knew she would embarrass us
then I would have given her spot to another deserving member.
Julianna Hough, Cara Delevingne, Nina Dobrev, Amber Heard,
Karruche Tran, Lucy Hale, and Rita Ora. All of them are in the
top 100 in the UCC.
Joe: It's not as bad as you make it sound. Angelina had her
moments.
The Boss: Listen, she should have lost by at least 4 falls if
Jennifer hadn't decided to start playing with her. And crying?
That's something you'll never see from a Strikeforce fighter
ever again! Dammit! My girls don't **** cry!
Joe: Is Angelina's roster spot in jeopardy?
The Boss: Not from an Oil Wrestling match but if this happens in
the cage then I can not guarantee what will happen.
Joe: You have four other matches coming up. Will you hold your
other fighters to the same standards?
The Boss: Look, Joe. I'm not sure how much you follow my girls
but when it comes to UCC special events, we simply kick ass. It
doesn't matter if it's in the boxing ring or the oil pit. My
girls are the best fighters in the World and we have won more
fights than we have lost`, period.
Joe: But you won. Isn't Strikeforce off to a good start?
The Boss: When you witness a fight like Angelina just had, it
become infectious. Performances like that are not tolerated and
if I don't put my foot down now then the next thing you know
we'll be losing fights to the Wannabees. Lackluster performances
like that are a cancer that spread and get worse.
Joe: You didn't allow Angelina to take Jennifer's bikini top.
Isn't that a big part of winning?
The Boss: Jennifer can mail it to her for all I care. On second
thought, Angelina doesn't deserve it.
Joe: If it were me, I'd be happy with a win no matter how I get
it.
The Boss: That's why you're here, mopping up after fight and not
a Stable owner. Now I have a team meeting before our next match.
With that, The Boss turns and walks away still fuming over
Angelina's lackluster performance.
Written by The Badass Barbies.[/font]
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