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Knockout #117 |
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By: Raccoon Date: December 5, 2014, 6:55 am |
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Alchohol and Paranoia in the UMMA? |
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A person who wants to remain anonymous contacted the Raccoon |
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news offices and told that Mr.X appeared drunk during the latest |
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HGC pressconference. "He kept emptying can after can of beer! |
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And he seemed paranoid aswell, rambling about rodents and stuff |
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that are out to get him!" |
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Could it be that Mr.X has a drinking problem? Well, stay tuned! |
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We have dispatched a pack of highly professional investigative |
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newsraccoons to find the truth in the matter! |
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We have ears and eyes everywhere! |
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http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/images/1289426942-racoonswatchfromsewer.jpg |
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(Good job on the magazine! I love the different takes on |
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reporting.) |
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Re: Knockout #117 |
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By: Hellfire-Manager Date: December 7, 2014, 1:54 pm |
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A drinking problem? I'll have you know I have no problem |
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drinking. I know exactly how to open a beer and how to drink it. |
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;D |
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And if I catch any of those sneaky ninja, black-ops, mission |
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impossible, James Bond style raccoons around the HGC |
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offices...then the next time you see Jennifer Connelly at a |
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press conference she'll be wearing a raccoon fur coat! ;) |
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Re: Knockout #117 |
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By: Dragons Den Date: December 7, 2014, 2:37 pm |
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Sounds like the opposite of a problem to me. ;) |
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Haha, a coat? That's a lot of raccoons! :o |
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Re: Knockout #117 |
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By: Raccoon Date: December 8, 2014, 5:08 am |
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Me on Jennifer Connelly? |
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http://www.greensmilies.com/smile/smiley_emoticons_hurra2.gif |
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