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Round 2, fight 6: Irina Shayk vs Keira Knightley
By: Raccoon Date: March 22, 2022, 6:53 am
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Round 2, fight 6: Irina Shayk vs Keira Knightley
Irina Shayk has this crowd in the palm of her hand, they love
her. She waves to her fans and then blows kisses to them. I
think everyone loves this Russian fighter.
That's a ferocious stare down by Irina Shayk while Ariana Grande
recites the rules. If looks could kill Keira Knightley would
already be on her back.
The crowd start chanting, "Keira...Keira...Keira". Keira
Knightley lifts her fists into the air and encourages the crowd
to make more noise. She seems supremely confident tonight.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Irina is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet.
The referee of the bout is Ariana Grande.
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Round 1
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The bell rings and round one is underway. Irina's making an
early statement by flipping Keira the finger! I hope that
gesture doesn't bite her in the ass.
Irina Shayk launches a body shot.
Keira evades.
Irina tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Irina Shayk lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Keira receives a hard blow on her right leg!
Keira Knightley's one of those women capable of pounding you
into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound
on your **** until they're black and blue.
Keira Knightley moves forward looking for some action.
Irina doesn't want to engage and back pedals.
Good looking front kick from Keira Knightley...
Irina blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Keira. That all
you got?"
Irina is trying to counter now...
Incredible haymaker from Irina Shayk!
It misses by a mile. Shocking attempt really.
Keira Knightley looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Irina Shayk's punches.
Keira is on the receiving end of a great combo by Irina.
The clock says 0:50 in the 1 round
Ohhh! Tremendous strikes from Keira Knightley!
Some big punches are landing! Irina's being rocked here. It
looks like she can handle this damage, though.
Keira has opened up Irina! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Irina's Chin.
The clock says 1:00 in the 1 round
A bunch of leg kicks from Keira Knightley.
Those kicks are bothering her opponent. Not much power behind
them, more of an annoyance really.
Keira Knightley launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Irina stumbles back, her corner is screaming! Keira is coming in
again! This is pure gold!
Irina Shayk makes a quick move for Keira Knightley's shortish
brown hair. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to
the canvas.
Keira pulls her head away, leaving Irina with just a few strands
in her hands. The English star squeals at her attacker, "Leave
my hair alone, you psycho ****!"
Irina misses a step and Keira sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Keira Knightley moves forward and launches a high kick!
Irina ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through her
long dark hair. Lucky escape!
Irina Shayk tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two
combo.
Keira knows what to do here and blocks them.
The clock says 1:35 in the 1 round
A left hook from Keira Knightley.
It just grazes the chin of Irina.
Yeow! It looks like Irina's Chin is beginning to swell. But it
doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to
keep fighting.
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Irina's Chin.
A shake of the head from Irina. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
An inside leg kick from Irina Shayk.
It lands on Keira's leg with a loud smack.
Nice punches from Irina Shayk.
Even nicer blocks from Keira.
Poorly executed technique from Irina. Keira looks to counter...
Keira Knightley attempts to cut off Irina Shayk with punches.
Irina reels from the strikes. Nice hits!
Irina's Left cheek is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Irina Shayk tries a hook to the body!
She hits Keira's breasts hard! Oh my! Keira will be wishing for
a padded bra before this night is over.
The clock says 2:25 in the 1 round
A shake of the head from Keira. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
Irina circles around Keira...
Irina Shayk is showing excellent timing. She blasts Keira
Knightley with a right hand.
Great hook by Irina! Keira is caught off balance and slips to
the ground in pain!
Irina is standing while Keira is on the ground on her back.
Keira Knightley is on her back..Irina Shayk is measuring her for
an elbow drop...
What the--Keira just blocked that elbow drop. This English
native is showing some fantastic defensive skills.
Keira is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her shortish
brown hair off her face and steadies herself.
Irina Shayk moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Keira with double overhooks!
Brilliant combination from Irina Shayk...
Keira is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those
ones.
Irina Shayk tries to take the fight to the ground with a one leg
takedown...
Keira jumps backwards and frees her leg. Smooth move!
Irina gets sloppy and Keira Knightley tries to take advantage...
Keira Knightley fires a series of low kicks.
My God! Keira is punishing Irina's legs repeatedly! Those kicks
are like lightning.
Irina Shayk fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Keira staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble
like a cat! A ****, a **** cat!
Solid kick to the leg from Irina Shayk.
Keira checks it and positions herself.
Keira tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Keira Knightley tries a hook to the body!
She hits Irina's breasts hard! Oh my! Irina will be wishing for
a padded bra before this night is over.
Ow! A thumping hit to Irina Shayk's chest! Her firm B cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Irina Shayk throws a lazy punch towards Keira Knightley's belly.
What the...Irina's punch has drifted below the belt and she's
clawing at Keira's crotch! Did the referee see that?
Ariana Grande didn't see that! Give her some glasses!
Superb haymaker by Irina Shayk...
Keira manages to move aside. Very, very lucky escape there.
Irina steps backwards away from Keira. She seems to be cooling
down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope
she has the fitness to continue.
High kick from Keira Knightley! Her legs look amazing!
She misses narrowly!
Keira clumsily fails here and it's time for Irina to fight
back...
Irina Shayk launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Keira, that punch was telegraphed by Irina.
Middle kick from Keira Knightley.
The kick just misses Irina's breasts. She'll be thanking her
lucky stars that missed...
Irina is trying to counter now...
Irina Shayk is swinging for the fences!
Keira back pedals and creates some space.
Keira steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do
that! Irina gestures to Ariana Grande, she wants to the fight to
continue.
Irina Shayk fires a series of low kicks.
All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from
Irina.
Keira tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Keira Knightley launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Irina, that punch was telegraphed by Keira.
Irina Shayk moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Irina has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
Keira Knightley pushes away Irina Shayk, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Irina Shayk stumbles backwards and Keira Knightley circles to
get the center of the cage.
Keira Knightley fakes a punch and launches herself over Irina
Shayk.
Great move by Keira! She pushes Irina under a troublesome thai
clinch.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Ariana
Grande tells the fighters to go to their corners.
This round is maybe for Keira, but it's close.
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Round 2
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Keira Knightley tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out...
Irina blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have
hurt!
Tremendous strikes from Keira Knightley!
Irina blocks with confidence and skill. Text book defense.
Brutal combination from Irina Shayk!
Keira moves aside and dodges. She refuses to be hit with that
exchange.
Keira tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Solid low kick from Keira Knightley.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Irina if she can keep
going after receiving that.
The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round
A low kick by Irina Shayk as she makes an effort to maintain her
distance.
That hits Keira's ankle with a nice cracking sound.
Irina closes the distance with her opponent. She's definitely
wanting some action and looking for a chance to land a hit.
Irina Shayk is holding Keira Knightley's left leg. She's got a
tight grip and is trying to take Keira down...
Keira shows great balance while pushing away Irina.
The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round
Keira Knightley moves forward looking for some action.
Irina doesn't want to engage and back pedals.
The clock says 1:00 in the 2 round
Several good body shots from Keira Knightley...
They're landing on Irina. Bang, bang, bang.
Irina Shayk ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind
of damage could stop the fight. Irina will need to dig deep to
fight through this.
Irina Shayk is swinging for the fences!
BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Keira's jaw!
The clock says 1:20 in the 2 round
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots.
Irina has opened up Keira! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Keira's Right cheek.
Good looking front kick from Irina Shayk...
Keira blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Irina. That all
you got?"
Irina clumsily fails here and it's time for Keira to fight
back...
Irina Shayk throws a lazy kick...
Keira dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to
orbit! Irina is going to be nailed every time if she plays that
game.
Irina's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
The clock says 1:40 in the 2 round
A surprise roundhouse punch by Irina.
Keira's reflexes save her! Just.
Keira Knightley throws a body kick.
Solid shot! Oof...that may well leave a mark on Irina.
Irina Shayk moves forward and launches a high kick!
Keira ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through her
shortish brown hair. Lucky escape!
Irina clumsily fails here and it's time for Keira to fight
back...
A solid shot from Keira Knightley to the body of Irina.
Ouch. Irina didn't like that. Her tit will be stinging a little
now.
Keira Knightley leads with a punch...
Irina evades but whiffs with a counter.
Keira Knightley launches a furious hook!
That hits Irina's chin like a wrecking ball! Irina loses balance
and goes to the mat.
That brutal impact has left Irina laid out on the mat! Keira's
fans are going mad! The scene here is electric!
Irina's Chin is bruised after the punishment she's received! She
may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
This isn't good for Irina! The Russian fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
And here is your winner...Keira Knightley! Marking her victory
by KO (Punch) at 2:35 Round 2! Well done!
Statistics: Irina Shayk
Punches 9/32 (28%)
Kicks 3/10 (30%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/4 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 759,08
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Keira Knightley
Punches 20/28 (71%)
Kicks 9/13 (69%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 2843,3
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 11 s
Keira will be getting drunk and laid tonight! She's the upset
winner!
A highlight reel performance by Irina from beginning to end! We
want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching her
work in the cage. (379 points)
What a performance by Keira! This girl is not just a pretty face
and a great body, she's got the skills to get the job done and
keep the fans happy. (566 points)
This is the fight I'd show people if I wanted to create new
fans! How could anyone not want to watch Keira and Irina slap
the living daylights out of each other? Amazing. Just amazing!
Stomps: 0
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