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Round 1, fight 7: Kristen Bell vs. Miley Cyrus
By: Raccoon Date: March 21, 2022, 5:00 am
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Round 1, fight 7: Kristen Bell vs. Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the
Meteora (Kalabaka, Greece). You couldn't even count the number
of signs with her name on them. Miley flexes her body for the
crowd as they start a "Let's go Miley!" chant.
That's a ferocious stare down by Kristen Bell while Ariana
Grande recites the rules. If looks could kill Miley Cyrus would
already be on her back.
Miley Cyrus bounces up and down on the spot. Her firm B cup
breasts rising and falling and her hair flicking around. She
looks like she's ready to rock and roll tonight.
Kristen Bell has fought Miley Cyrus 1 times. She has lost 1 of
them.
Kristen is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll
have to do her best to score a win.
Miley Cyrus comes with a 7 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Ariana Grande.
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Round 1
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Round one, fight! Let's hope these two tear each other apart!
A low kick by Kristen Bell as she makes an effort to maintain
her distance.
That hits Miley's ankle with a nice cracking sound.
Miley Cyrus throws an uppercut.
Kristen slips way from it. Nicely avoided.
A high kick from Kristen Bell, her toned leg shooting out
towards Miley Cyrus's head.
The kick falls short of the mark.
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Kristen Bell tries a high kick! High risk move!
Miley blocks. Wow, that could have finished this match.
Miley tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Miley Cyrus fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut.
Crack! It lands on Kristen's chin. What a bell ringer!
Miley Cyrus makes a quick move for Kristen Bell's blonde hair.
She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas.
Kristen is squealing in pain! Miley has literally thrown her to
the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, Miley's
removing strands of her opponents blonde hair from her hands.
The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell could be taken advantage of here. She's on her back
and Miley Cyrus makes her move...leaping into the air and trying
for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 106 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Miley has
squashed Kristen. That's got to hurt like a bitch!
The clock says 1:15 in the 1 round
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Miley Cyrus raises her leg...Oh No!
Kristen covers herself and blocks the stomp.
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell is on her back..Miley Cyrus is measuring her for an
elbow drop...
What the--Kristen just blocked that elbow drop. This American
native is showing some fantastic defensive skills.
Miley clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen tries to stand up!
Yes...she's now on her feet.
Kristen is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her blonde
hair off her face and steadies herself.
Miley Cyrus looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are
countered by Kristen Bell's punches.
Miley is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen.
The clock says 1:50 in the 1 round
Brutal-looking high kick from Miley Cyrus! Look out Kristen
Bell!
Kristen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one?
Kristen Bell launches a body shot.
Miley evades.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Miley Cyrus launches a kick...
Kristen checks it and keeps her distance.
Miley steps backwards away from Kristen. She seems to be cooling
down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope
she has the fitness to continue.
Miley pushes Kristen and moves away from her. She seems to be
recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in
the air.
Miley Cyrus's found an opening in the defense of Kristen Bell,
she's launching a big hook!
Kristen steps backwards and avoids that hook!
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Miley's connecting with a few punches.
Kristen Bell lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Miley Cyrus blocks the kick. Nice defending.
Miley Cyrus is holding Kristen Bell's left leg. She's got a
tight grip and is trying to take Kristen down...
Crash! Kristen loses balance and goes to the ground. She could
be in trouble.
There's pain etched all over Kristen Bell's face as her left arm
is getting wrenched. That arm appears to be injured.
Miley Cyrus is in side mount over Kristen Bell.
Miley Cyrus hooks Kristen Bell's left leg and sits back for a
kneebar! Yeow, that brings tears to my eyes!
Kristen manages to kick Miley away and scrambles on top! Quick
thinking saved her there.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Bell launches a few weak punches.
Miley blocks them effectively. Kristen needs to get more steam
behind those hits.
Miley Cyrus is in side mount over Kristen Bell.
On the mat here as Miley Cyrus prepares to mount Kristen Bell...
Miley slides her knee across and gets to mount.
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Miley Cyrus takes a deep breath as she passes her arm over
Kristen Bell's shoulder and pushes her left arm against the mat!
There's pain etched all over Kristen Bell's face as her left arm
is getting wrenched. That arm appears to be injured.
You can see the pain reflected in Kristen's eyes...she is trying
hard not to cry.
Kristen breaks that americana attempt!
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell tries to roll to her side and trap Miley Cyrus in
her guard...
Miley keeps good control and remains in full mount.
The clock says 3:50 in the 1 round
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell tries to roll on the ground.
Miley knows how to keep her advantage on the ground.
Kristen gets sloppy and Miley Cyrus tries to take advantage...
Miley Cyrus positions herself and launches a barrage of punches.
Kristen covers herself well. Protecting herself against Miley.
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Deep breaths from Kristen Bell who tries a hammer punch to Miley
Cyrus's chest.
That hit Miley! She moves on the ground in order to protect
herself.
The clock says 4:10 in the 1 round
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell tries to roll to her side and trap Miley Cyrus in
her guard...
Kristen gets her hip out and moves to full guard.
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Miley Cyrus is on the ground on top of Kristen Bell. She has her
fingers all over Kristen's face.
Miley looks like she poked Kristen in the eye! What an asshole
move!
Is someone paying Ariana Grande to look the other way? She
totally ignored that foul!
The clock says 4:30 in the 1 round
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell launches a few weak punches.
Miley blocks them effectively. Kristen needs to get more steam
behind those hits.
The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell tries to roll to her side and trap Miley Cyrus in
her guard...
Miley keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Miley Cyrus is in full mount over Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell tries to roll to her side and trap Miley Cyrus in
her guard...
Miley keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Ariana Grande separates the fighters as the round concludes. The
fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the
head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot!
That was a close round. Both girls displayed similar skill
levels.
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Round 2
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The clock says 0:10 in the 2 round
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kristen Bell can end
the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to pound
Miley Cyrus into mincemeat.
Quick hook by Kristen Bell.
It glances off Miley's arms.
Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Miley to fight
back...
Miley Cyrus is swinging for the fences!
BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Kristen's jaw!
Miley Cyrus launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs are
amazing to watch!
Kristen blocks, showing some great skill.
Miley Cyrus is opening up on Kristen Bell and raining down
combinations!
Kristen's corner looks worried! If she can't escape this'll be
over.
Miley Cyrus lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Kristen receives a hard blow on her right leg!
Miley Cyrus fakes a punch and launches herself over Kristen
Bell.
Great move by Miley! She pushes Kristen under a troublesome thai
clinch.
The clock says 1:05 in the 2 round
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Kristen Bell pushes down on Miley Cyrus and tries to pull guard.
She's trying to take advantage over Miley.
Miley breaks the lock and Kristen falls to the ground with a
crash!
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell launches an up-kick intended for Miley Cyrus's
head. It looks awkward...
Miley leans out of the way. Too easy!
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
It looks like Kristen is having trouble getting to her feet,
Miley's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves towards
Kristen's head and has an evil glint in her eyes...
Quick thinking there by Kristen! She shifts her body and avoids
Miley standing on her hair or getting anywhere near her head.
Miley clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen tries to stand up!
Miley doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Kristen! Where you
belong!"
The clock says 1:30 in the 2 round
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell launches an up-kick intended for Miley Cyrus's
head. It looks awkward...
Bang! Lucky shot! It lands flush with Miley's head! Her head
snapping backwards due to the impact!
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep Miley
Cyrus away and maybe land a kick.
No damage done by those kicks, Miley's able to just shrug them
off.
The clock says 1:50 in the 2 round
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck
down, Kristen." Miley Cyrus is measuring her up, she's in
position to drop a knee to her gut...
Miley has dropped her knee right into Kristen's belly! That's
pushed the wind right out of her and Kristen is gasping for
breath. Miley gets back to her feet...is she going to do that
move again?
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Miley Cyrus launches a kick to Kristen Bell's thigh...
BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Kristen is in serious
pain!
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep Miley
Cyrus away and maybe land a kick.
No damage done by those kicks, Miley's able to just shrug them
off.
The clock says 2:25 in the 2 round
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep Miley
Cyrus away and maybe land a kick.
No damage done by those kicks, Miley's able to just shrug them
off.
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck
down, Kristen." Miley Cyrus is measuring her up, she's in
position to drop a knee to her gut...
Miley has dropped her knee right into Kristen's belly! That's
pushed the wind right out of her and Kristen is gasping for
breath. Miley gets back to her feet...is she going to do that
move again?
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Sweat covers Kristen Bell's face as she slowly gets back to her
feet. "Come on Kristen, come on. Get up, you sack of shit and
fight me." Miley Cyrus steps back and taunts Kristen.
Time for Kristen to get upright again. She's breathing heavily,
her beautiful breasts heaving as she readies herself.
Brilliant combination from Kristen Bell...
Miley is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those
ones.
Kristen misses a step and Miley sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Miley Cyrus goes to the body...
Her punches graze Kristen's arm and have zero effect.
Kristen should never have stepped into the cage with Miley.
She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Awesome
Aries.
A bunch of leg kicks from Miley Cyrus.
All those kicks are blocked by Kristen.
Miley gets sloppy and Kristen Bell tries to take advantage...
Miley Cyrus attempts a shoot!
Miley checks herself and stops before running into Kristen's
kick. Lucky girl!
Kristen is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles
around her opponent.
Kristen Bell fakes a punch and launches herself over Miley
Cyrus.
Miley's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Kristen and
pushes her away.
Miley tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Miley Cyrus fires a series of low kicks.
All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from
Miley.
Miley Cyrus moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Kristen checks the kick.
Poorly executed technique from Miley. Kristen looks to
counter...
Nice low kick from Kristen Bell...those kicks look dangerous.
Miley stops it. Nice block!
The clock says 3:35 in the 2 round
Kristen Bell fires a series of low kicks.
All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from
Kristen.
Miley tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Solid kick to the leg from Miley Cyrus.
Kristen checks it and positions herself.
Miley steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do
that! Kristen gestures to Ariana Grande, she wants to the fight
to continue.
Miley Cyrus's one of those women capable of pounding you into
oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on
your tits until they're black and blue.
Miley Cyrus tries some clinching in order to control the fight.
Nicely done. Miley's clinching with Kristen and their tits are
mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit
sandwich!
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
I don't think the crowd like this. Kristen and Miley are just
holding onto each other. The referee needs to get in there and
separate them.
The referee intervenes to break the clinch. She's seen enough of
this hugging and wants them to get back to fighting.
Miley Cyrus decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
The clock says 4:35 in the 2 round
Miley Cyrus goes to the body...
She punishes Kristen's ribs with a couple of hooks. Some of
those hits are landing right in her cleavage!
A solid combination from Miley Cyrus.
Miley mostly hits air.
Miley misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Bell is swinging for the fences!
Miley back pedals and creates some space.
The clock says 4:55 in the 2 round
Kristen Bell's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an
opening and delivers a big right hand...
Miley moves aside and dodges. Great skills shown there by Miley.
Ariana Grande separates the fighters as the round concludes. The
fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the
head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot!
That round was a toss up.
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Round 3
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Kristen Bell fakes a move and launches a kick right towards
Miley Cyrus's chest!
Miley blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Miley's
eyes is pure poison!
Poorly executed technique from Kristen. Miley looks to
counter...
Solid jabs from Miley Cyrus.
Those are some nice punches. This is how you fight, pure and
simple MMA punches.
Kristen Bell's looking to close the range with Miley Cyrus and
tries to grapple...
Oh baby, that's a nice move. Kristen shoves herself over her
opponent and secures a single collar tie.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Miley Cyrus pushes Kristen Bell against the fence and launches a
few sick punches.
A couple of unanswered uppercuts collide with Kristen's chin!
Her legs are wobbling!
Kristen Bell tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Bell circles out and slips free of Miley Cyrus's grip.
Nice job of getting out of that position.
Miley Cyrus fires a series of low kicks.
All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from
Miley.
Miley Cyrus lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Kristen Bell blocks the kick. Nice defending.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Solid jabs from Kristen Bell.
Those are some nice punches. This is how you fight, pure and
simple MMA punches.
Kristen has opened up Miley! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Miley's Chin.
Solid low kick from Kristen Bell.
Miley deflects it and she looks to counter attack. She's always
looking for an opening.
Miley Cyrus's found an opening in the defense of Kristen Bell,
she's launching a big uppercut...
Bingo! Kristen's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch.
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Kristen's Chin is going
to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
This isn't good for Kristen! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
Kristen Bell decides to launch some tentative punches...
Nothing from this exchange. Kristen moves back and takes a deep
breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her
cleavage.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Miley's connecting with a few punches.
A left hook from Miley Cyrus.
It just grazes the chin of Kristen.
Incredible high kick from Miley Cyrus!
Kristen deflects and sidesteps. Such grace! I love it!
Kristen Bell throws a body kick.
Solid shot! Oof...that may well leave a mark on Miley.
Miley Cyrus ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind
of damage could stop the fight. Miley will need to dig deep to
fight through this.
Kristen Bell attempts a shoot!
Miley hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Kristen, she's in a world of hurt now!
Kristen Bell throws an uppercut.
Miley slips way from it. Nicely avoided.
Kristen misses a step and Miley sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Miley Cyrus makes a quick move for Kristen Bell's blonde hair.
She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to the canvas.
Kristen is squealing in pain! Miley has literally thrown her to
the canvas by the hair. That's a devastating hair mare, Miley's
removing strands of her opponents blonde hair from her hands.
The clock says 2:40 in the 3 round
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell looks vulnerable right now and Miley Cyrus is ready
to capitalize. She lifts her foot and aims to stomp on Kristen's
forehead.
Crunch! That's the sickening sound of Miley's foot stomping on
Kristen's forehead. That's what happens when a 106 lbs fighter
decides to stomp on your face.
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Bell could be taken advantage of here. She's on her back
and Miley Cyrus makes her move...leaping into the air and trying
for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 106 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Miley has
squashed Kristen. That's got to hurt like a bitch!
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Miley Cyrus launches a kick to Kristen Bell's thigh...
Kristen checks that kick! Nice work, it's hard to defend from
the ground like that.
Miley is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Miley Cyrus moves back and yells, "Get up, Kristen! Get your
sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Kristen Bell
slowly gets back to her feet.
Kristen climbs to her feet and is standing now. She does look a
little wobbly on those legs!
Kristen Bell avoids a dangerous strike from Miley Cyrus...
Kristen counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to
watch!
Kristen turns out the lights for Miley! Tiiiiiiiim-ber! What a
knock out!
And here is your winner...Kristen Bell! Marking her victory by
KO (Punch) at 3:32 Round 3! Well done!
Statistics: Kristen Bell
Punches 8/28 (29%)
Kicks 2/12 (17%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 1/7 (14%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%)
Damage caused 531,75
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 33
Time on the ground 284 s
Statistics: Miley Cyrus
Punches 20/31 (65%)
Kicks 8/27 (30%)
Clinch strikes 3/4 (75%)
Takedowns 3/3 (100%)
GnP strikes 0/4 (0%)
Submissions 2/2 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Damage caused 2224,81
Clinch Damage 256,5
Ground Damage 29,5
Time on the ground 113 s
Kristen will be getting drunk and laid tonight! She's the upset
winner!
Not a bad show by Kristen Bell today. No doubt her hard core
fans will be happy with her efforts. If she continues to show
off her cleavage and her legs, I think she'll draw in even more
fans. (173 points)
People at Meteora (Kalabaka, Greece) will not regret paying for
this ticket. Miley's awesome performance was worth the money.
(423 points)
Oh yes! What a superb fight! Undoubtedly one of the fights of
the year! Kristen and Miley proved that they have the skills,
abilities and looks to sell tickets and merchandise.
Stomps: 2
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