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One-Liners |
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By: Admin Date: February 27, 2011, 4:42 pm |
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One-Liners |
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-- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a |
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year and a half. |
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-- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of |
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them get elected. |
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-- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has |
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absolutely no trade-in value. |
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-- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you |
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might as well keep the first. |
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-- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you |
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tomatoes, make vegetable stew. |
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