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Ugly is the new beauty |
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By: bening97 Date: May 17, 2011, 7:05 pm |
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(Seated at the kitchen table, the two boys sit, downtrodden) |
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Man, why aren�t we famous yet? |
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I don�t understand, what are we doing wrong? |
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Ok, let's think about, what do all the stars have the we don't? |
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(collective) Hmmm |
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(sam is flipping aimlessly through a magazine. They both sit, |
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wracking their brains for answers as their hands smother their |
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faces in exasperation. Austin looks over at the magazine and his |
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eyes begin to wide). |
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THERE! RIGHT THERE! That�s what we need. |
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Calvin Klein�s fierce new fragrance? |
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NO! A photo shoot, dumby. |
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wha- why? |
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Look. All the famous people have pictures of them strutting |
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their stuff for the world to see. We need some sexy head shots |
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so people can know celebrity material. |
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Yeah, I guess... But who's gonna be our photographer? |
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(a very cheesy zoom out and a zoom into a picture of Stanley. |
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The camera swoops up and Stanley is snapping pictures away, |
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yelling things to the person in front of him. Sam sits on the |
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stool with a year book photo smile. Stanley swoops and hovers |
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around him.) |
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Too tradional. Too boring. Give me ugly. I want to see fat, |
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oozing. Ugly is the new beauty, baby. |
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No, no, no give me John Goodman on a bad day. You just ate 17 |
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doughnuts and you crush your wife every time you have sex. |
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2.) you just drank a quart of ipecac |
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3.) killer bees are attacking your face, swat them away. They�re |
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not gonna take that pussy paddling, really swat them |
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4.) you�re an old lady and you just hit menopause. Sinility is |
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sinking in and you�ve just started to get hot flashes. That�s |
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right, rub those nipples. |
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5.) Your hand his possessed and its trying to attack your face, |
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struggle to get away. Oh no the hands winning. God your taking |
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an awful beating. |
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6.) Your having a seizure but the left side of your face is |
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numb. That�s it, really twitch for me. |
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add more! |
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Re: Ugly is the new beauty |
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By: bening97 Date: May 18, 2011, 1:14 am |
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Add more! also, feel free to change anything you feel necessary |
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