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Random sunday musings |
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By: bening97 Date: April 10, 2011, 4:57 pm |
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Helloooooo erbody |
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After watching Titus, another anthony hopkins flick where he |
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cooks up his enemies and serves them up in a delicious meal, I |
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sat and thought about what a family dinner with cannibals would |
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be like. This maybe another over ambitious idea, but I think if |
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we throw in the entire Korda family, or at least alix and doris |
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we could pull it off. |
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charlie hinkens, a highschool freshman, has just invited his |
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friend chaz over for dinner. The Hinkens family seems perfectly |
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well adjusted, until they bring in the meal, dragging in a |
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bloody corpse and putting it on the table. Morgan, the older |
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sister, extracts a stringy piece of meat (just some sausage |
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link), and places them on Chaz's plate. Blood spattered across |
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her face from the first bite, mrs. hinkens motions for chaz to |
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try it some as he sits, petrified. hilarity will ensue. |
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There will be incredible casualness to the cannibalism. I also |
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imagine lots of blood. lots. |
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Another idea, not very new, but not explored, is Sam as the |
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coach and jack as the trainee. Jack doesn't make some sports |
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team whose identity will remain ambiguous. Sam is the has been |
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superstar, now janitor, who comes to jack in his time of need. |
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Sam will come out in a track suit and mustache (which he didn't |
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have before). Sam then makes awkward and trivial tasks to help |
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him preform: making him drink a smoothie too fast to harden |
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himself against brain freeze. other ideas of things he can do, |
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my creativity is waning. DAMN YOU ACADEMIA! |
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