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Survival Guide |
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By: Pooface Date: March 14, 2011, 10:11 am |
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So this guy on my hall is starting Wesleyan's first humor |
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magazine and he asked me to write something. |
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This is what I got. Give me some feedback soon, because it's due |
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next week. |
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Seriously, DO IT, DOUCHEBAG. |
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Re: Survival Guide |
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By: bening97 Date: March 30, 2011, 3:04 pm |
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this might be a little late, but get the fuck over it |
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The first two are great, but the second two are lacking on the |
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creativity of the first. Personally, i think this is a result of |
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the situation choice and not the actual survival tips. Try some |
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things from literature or mythology and explain the flawed |
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nature to the hero's approach. |
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Ideas: |
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Warding off seductive advances from a slutty, hooker werewolf |
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negotiating with cannibles - deciding which limbs are most |
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important and ones the cannibles would be willing to leave you |
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with. |
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fighting a troop of circus midgets |
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living inside of a whale a la pinocchio |
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how do deal with being unstuck in time |
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how to readjust to normal life after being raised by wolves |
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Re: Survival Guide |
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By: Pooface Date: March 31, 2011, 9:54 am |
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These are all great ideas for the second edition, whenever that |
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happens. |
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Also, why is the forum censoring us now? |
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