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| By: semiauto Date: November 19, 2013, 9:15 am | |
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| Superman was feeling horny and asked his superhero friends where | |
| he could get some action. Everyone agreed wonder woman was the | |
| best shag. "but she and I are friends, I can't take advantage of | |
| her," said superman...10 mins later he's flying low over the | |
| city and sees wonder woman lying naked in a field with her legs | |
| apart and thinks, 'im faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in | |
| and out before she knows I'm here.' So with a sonic boom and a | |
| blur he's down, in and gone. Wonder woman stares at the sky and | |
| says "what the fuck was that?"... Don't know says the invisible | |
| man, but my fucking arse is killing me!" | |
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