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just married |
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By: semiauto Date: November 6, 2013, 2:33 pm |
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A newly-wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The |
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husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on |
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the town and party with his old buddies .. |
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So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' |
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'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife. |
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'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.' |
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The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' |
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She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him |
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25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: |
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Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc. |
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The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he |
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could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the |
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bar......you know...they have frozen glasses.....' |
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He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife |
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interrupted him by saying, |
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'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' |
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She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she |
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was getting chills just holding it. |
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The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but |
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at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really |
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delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. |
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OK?' |
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You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and |
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took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, |
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pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. |
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'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's |
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swearing, dirty words and all that...' |
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'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your |
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Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because |
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you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got |
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it, Arsehole?' |
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So he stayed home.............. |
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