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donald the plaster
By: semiauto Date: November 1, 2013, 9:01 am
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham
sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, "You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich
please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that," Says the barman as he pulls the
duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you
doing
round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the
duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to
learn
more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper
from his
bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his
sandwich, bids
the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.Then one day the circus
comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says
to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that
could
be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his
business card..
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman
says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying
really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," Says the duck."Where is
it?"
"At the circus," Says the barman.
"The circus?" Repeats the duck.
"That's right," Replies the barman.
"The circus?" The duck asks again. With the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live
in
caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole
in
the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ....... ..
"What would they want with a plasterer??!" ::)
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