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Rural Ireland |
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By: semiauto Date: October 31, 2013, 3:30 pm |
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a young woman was having a little afternoon delight while her |
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husband was away at work when she heard the car door slamming |
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shut at the side of her house, quick she said, hide it's my |
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husband back early, he must have forgotten something. |
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Her paramour dived into the wardrobe and closed the door. From |
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beside him he could hear a child's voice which said, it's dark |
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in here isn't it? do you want to buy my action man for �30? cuz |
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if you don't I'm going to tell me da. |
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Two weeks later, same scene, car door slams, quick hide it's my |
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hubby, again the suitor makes for the wardrobe and closes the |
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door, a small voice says, dark in here isn't it? OK says the |
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man, how much? I'll let you have my action man's Jeep for �30 |
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says the lad. |
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Later that night the child's father was home in a mood for a |
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game with his son, where's your action man? he asks. I sold it |
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and his Jeep the boy answers for �60. That is extortion the |
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father tells his son, you're going to confession right now and |
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off they go. |
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The lad enters the confessional and says, Dark in here isn't it? |
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Reply.....f*u*k not you again!! |
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