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Happy Halloween |
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By: semiauto Date: October 30, 2013, 9:12 am |
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Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices |
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that the |
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VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. |
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She asks him why he is staring. |
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He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to |
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offend you" |
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She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old |
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as I am |
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and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see |
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and |
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hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you |
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could |
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say or ask that I would find offensive." |
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"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." |
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She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, |
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you |
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have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." |
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The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and |
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Catholic! |
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"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." |
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The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a |
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hooker blush. |
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But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts |
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crying. |
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"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?" |
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"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm |
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married |
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and I'm Jewish." |
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The nun says, "That's OK. My name is davy and I'm going to a |
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Halloween party." :o :o :o |
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