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#Post#: 17449-------------------------------------------------- |
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ooooops |
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By: semiauto Date: October 27, 2013, 9:47 am |
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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of |
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his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on |
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his mailbox. |
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While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment |
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next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at |
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the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As |
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they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she |
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had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to |
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maintain eye contact. |
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After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, |
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'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed |
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her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against |
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it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. |
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Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best |
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feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's |
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got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, |
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'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and |
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100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. |
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I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish |
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anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my |
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ears?' |
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Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'Outside, when you said you |
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heard someone coming... that was me.' |
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#Post#: 17459-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: ooooops |
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By: brendy73 Date: October 27, 2013, 10:14 am |
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lol |
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#Post#: 17528-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: ooooops |
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By: semiauto Date: October 28, 2013, 12:06 pm |
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;) |
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#Post#: 17564-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: ooooops |
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By: GEOFF.223 Date: October 28, 2013, 7:20 pm |
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Hate wen that happens |
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#Post#: 17622-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: ooooops |
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By: HairyHarvey Date: October 29, 2013, 1:28 pm |
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Can admit to having a few accidental discharges in the past and |
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may have some in the future no matter how hard I try. As long as |
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its pointed in a safe direction there is usually no harm done. |
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:o |
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#Post#: 18196-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: ooooops |
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By: jimbo Date: November 4, 2013, 4:46 pm |
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:D |
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