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take note |
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By: semiauto Date: October 27, 2013, 9:34 am |
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Golf Club Sign |
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK: |
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1. BACK STRAIGHT, |
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2 KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. |
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3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. |
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4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! |
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5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. |
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6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. |
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7 IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU |
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8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. |
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9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. |
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10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. |
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WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF |
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Did I read that sign right? |
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In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL |
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YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT |
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In a London department store: |
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BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS |
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In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER |
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YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN |
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In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND |
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STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD |
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Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, |
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WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A |
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WONDERFUL BARGAIN? |
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Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS |
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Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR |
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Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND |
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DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR |
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Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS |
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THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. |
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On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK |
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HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK). |
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#Post#: 17478-------------------------------------------------- |
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Re: take note |
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By: brendy73 Date: October 27, 2013, 12:54 pm |
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very good |
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