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Yearly medical.. |
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By: George Date: August 26, 2010, 8:53 am |
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Well it was that time of year again.. |
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So I went to see the nurse at Brae medical centre.. |
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The blood pressure was normal.. |
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Then she said to me, i'll need a few blood samples from you, I |
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said, aye, that will be right.. |
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she said, your've nothing to worry about, and she produced the |
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most enormous syringe i've ever seen, when I woke up after |
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fainting, I discovered I was strapped into the chair.. |
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Then Cruelly smiled craftily at me.. and put the dam thing right |
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into the hilt.. |
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but she had the decency to wipe the tears away from my eyes.. |
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Then she removed the plaster from my mouth, and I screamed and |
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screamed.. |
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Then she unlocked the padlock and removed the chains.. |
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Then she weighed me, it was normal, [ i'm as thin as a beanpole |
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] |
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Then she tried to humour me by talking about my website, this |
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put me in a better mood.. |
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The verdict=== She said I was fitter than last year.. so I left |
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in good humour.. |
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So next year i'll be looking forward to be another year |
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younger.. ;D |
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Facts- The medical was real.. my story was a lot of rubbish.. |
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george.. |
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