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| Amphiboly | |
| By: Piper Date: July 17, 2015, 11:35 am | |
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| Amphiboly?! | |
| Salamanders, frogs and newts? What is amphiboly? | |
| With my love of language and writing, I got a few laughs out of | |
| this article by Karl Keating, from Catholic Answers, though it | |
| will probably make me even more obsessive about proofing | |
| everything I write. ::) ;D Thought I'd share. Hope it gets a | |
| few smiles from YOU, as well: | |
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| [quote][font=times new roman]Language is a tricky thing. With | |
| the wrong words or the wrong construction, you can seem to mean | |
| things you don�t intend or can seem to intend things you don�t | |
| mean. You can get yourself into a lot of trouble. Many Catholics | |
| do, particularly when they write online. | |
| At sites such as Facebook, many people have the impression that | |
| stream-of-consciousness writing is a good thing. They don�t | |
| re-read their words before they push the Send button. Not | |
| infrequently, they end up committing the literary crime of | |
| amphiboly. | |
| That�s the use of an ambiguous word or sentence construction | |
| that confuses the reader, either innocently or intentionally. | |
| Let me give some non-religious examples. | |
| At the conclusion of a musical performance, Calvin Coolidge was | |
| asked, �What do you think about the singer�s execution?� He | |
| replied: �I�m all for it.� That may not have been the kind of | |
| answer the inquirer was seeking, but it was the kind his | |
| imprecise wording deserved. | |
| Similarly with a job applicant, who got a letter of | |
| recommendation from his former employer: �Anyone who can get | |
| Carbuncle to work for him will be lucky indeed.� One hopes | |
| Carbuncle didn�t show the letter to prospective employers. If he | |
| did, he�s probably still looking for a job. | |
| More famously, there was the case of Croesus, king of Lydia from | |
| 560�547 B.C. and renowned for his wealth. Before marching | |
| against Persia, Croesus consulted the Delphic Oracle, which | |
| assured him, with studied ambiguity, that war against Persia | |
| would result in the fall of a great empire. That�s just what | |
| happened, except that it was the empire of Croesus that fell. | |
| (Croesus himself was captured and burned on a pyre by the | |
| Persians, who were led by Cyrus the Great�who is mentioned | |
| repeatedly in the Bible, so perhaps this example might count as | |
| quasi-religious.) | |
| As in great history, so in great literature. In Henry VI | |
| Shakespeare provides this subtly unclear line: �The duke yet | |
| lives that Henry shall depose.� Does this poetic phrasing mean | |
| that Henry shall depose a duke who still lives or that there | |
| still lives a duke who shall depose Henry? Read the play to find | |
| out. | |
| Sometimes ambiguous wording is used for personal gain. Years | |
| ago, some people purchased a record album titled Best of the | |
| Beatles, thinking it included the best songs of that group. It | |
| didn�t. The title referred to the band�s original drummer, Pete | |
| Best, and the album consisted of his songs. | |
| More often, deliberately ambiguous wording is used humorously. | |
| One of the most famous instances is from the movie Animal | |
| Crackers. Groucho Marx speaks an ambiguous sentence and then | |
| immediately follows up with a punchline: �One morning I shot an | |
| elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I�ll never | |
| know.� | |
| Online and elsewhere, amphiboly usually is innocent and arises | |
| from mangled sentence structure. My favorite comes from my own | |
| family. My maternal grandfather was an immigrant, and his | |
| English was imperfect. One day he was speaking to his daughter | |
| Nell: �Throw me down the stairs, Nellie, my hat and coat.� | |
| I already have alluded to what brings amphiboly to mind: | |
| Facebook. Like many of you, I spend too much time on Facebook. | |
| (Translation: �I spend too much time on Facebook� means �I spend | |
| time on Facebook.� Any time spent on Facebook is too much, given | |
| the other, constructive things I could be doing. I rationalize | |
| by assuring myself that I engage in apostolic work when I go | |
| online to battle the latest Catholic amphibolies and other | |
| manglings of the faith.) | |
| Although you occasionally see references to Thomas Aquinas on | |
| Facebook, particularly in discussions among Catholics, you | |
| seldom see anyone write as he wrote. He wrote with great | |
| precision, and he wrote simply. He called his masterwork, the | |
| Summa Theologiae, a book for �beginners��and so it is, despite | |
| its great length. | |
| Aquinas was the epitome of precision. He made sure that he said | |
| what he intended to say�nothing more, nothing less. He parsed | |
| his arguments, breaking them into little pieces, looking at each | |
| piece from multiple angles. When you read a page of Aquinas, you | |
| know exactly what he means. It�s too bad that his good writing | |
| habits haven�t found their way onto Facebook. | |
| I find myself responding to many Facebook posts that rise to the | |
| top of my news feed. It might be truer to say that I don�t so | |
| much respond as intrude. Sometimes I inject myself into | |
| discussions simply to clear up commenters� imprecise language, | |
| and then I depart. I find myself defending people who | |
| unknowingly have committed amphibolies and who are being | |
| skewered for it: other commenters think they are saying X when | |
| they really meant to say Y. | |
| Sometimes a single unclear sentence can result in dozens of | |
| annoyed and annoying responses. The original commenter is taken | |
| to the woodshed for having said something he didn�t say�or, at | |
| least, didn�t intend to say�and gets little mercy from people | |
| whose responses to him might be as unclear as his own phrasing. | |
| They don�t like what he said or, at least, how he said it. They | |
| don�t like his execution. | |
| Or maybe they do.[/font][/quote] | |
| #Post#: 2599-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Kerry Date: July 19, 2015, 1:56 pm | |
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| Some comedy depends on this kind of confusion. | |
| Gracie Allen: George, I'll let you in on a secret. I'm running | |
| for president. | |
| George Burns: You're running for president? | |
| Allen: Yes. | |
| Burns: Gracie, how long has this been going on? | |
| Allen: Well, for 150 years, George Washington started it. | |
| Burns: But in the entire history of the United States, there's | |
| never been a woman president. | |
| Allen: Yeah, isn't that exciting? I'll be the first one. | |
| Here's a question with some vagueness in it. What becomes | |
| shorter when you add two letters to it? | |
| #Post#: 2602-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Piper Date: July 19, 2015, 2:36 pm | |
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| The word 'short' becomes 'shorter' when we add two letters to | |
| it. :) | |
| #Post#: 2694-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Kerry Date: July 28, 2015, 5:09 am | |
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| [quote author=Piper link=topic=298.msg2602#msg2602 | |
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| The word 'short' becomes 'shorter' when we add two letters to | |
| it. :) | |
| [/quote]And also becomes longer at the same time. Go figure. | |
| Here's a headline from Reuters that made me do a double take: | |
| Boy Scouts of America lifts blanket ban on gay adult leaders | |
| http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/27/us-usa-boyscouts-idUSKCN0Q11322015072… | |
| /> | |
| I wondered why would they have told gay adults they couldn't | |
| have blankets? What if it got cold? Wouldn't that tempt them | |
| to ask if they could cuddle with the straight boys? | |
| #Post#: 2699-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Piper Date: July 28, 2015, 10:50 am | |
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| Hehehe. :D | |
| #Post#: 2700-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: bradley Date: July 28, 2015, 2:49 pm | |
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| So the gay adult leaders were under the blanket together doing | |
| something and someone took the blanket off exposing them huh? | |
| :D | |
| #Post#: 2703-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Kerry Date: July 29, 2015, 5:50 am | |
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| [quote author=bradley link=topic=298.msg2700#msg2700 | |
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| So the gay adult leaders were under the blanket together doing | |
| something and someone took the blanket off exposing them huh? | |
| :D | |
| [/quote]So now they've banned lifting the blankets? LOL | |
| #Post#: 2709-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Piper Date: July 29, 2015, 12:51 pm | |
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| Eeeeeyuuuu. :P | |
| #Post#: 2716-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Kerry Date: July 29, 2015, 6:47 pm | |
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| #Post#: 2800-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: Amphiboly | |
| By: Piper Date: August 5, 2015, 7:28 pm | |
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| Oops, need to do that on the computer but am on my Kindle becuz | |
| I'm lazy today. Wait a minute . . . | |
| Okay, thought this was kinda 'cute': | |
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